#i love toast

[kihteyu]

Love how we found out the name of Dell’s Palisman but Lilith’s still has no name. That poor raven is the only Clawthorne Palisman that has yet to be named even tho Lilith is a more major character than her parents

[weepingfoxfury]

The man on the radio wishes everyone a happy 1st of May. There's sunshine and birdsong and Pavarotti in full force followed by the 3 minute misery fest that purports to be the only news in the world. The duvet is still comfortable, the coffee still hot and the dogs are still bouncy as they vie for attention.

Yesterday's shiny metropolis excursion was wetter than wet. My raincoat is still about as much use as a paper bag ... at this rate I'll just use some carrier bags sellotaped together, as I keep forgetting to get a coat that repels the water instead of welcoming it into every inch of the fabric.

The rain came down so hard it bounced up off the pavements and made it's way into the shopping centre. I watched in sympathy as two ladies with their mops and buckets attempted to stem the tide.

Still ... as I stood inside waiting for the monsoon to cease, I went inside a kitchen shop and found myself a cast iron griddle pan. Between mice and power cuts, which both reduce the toaster to a paperweight, I figure this is one way to still get toast. Plus it'll lay out an intruder no problem at all.

I know ... I know ... first world problems ... but I still plan on having toast even as the apocalypse hits.

Hmmm ... thinking about intruders ... perhaps I should get another griddle to keep by the front door ...

[androgynous-bird-creature]

Truly unhinged.

(bee and puppycat: lazy in space ep. 12 )

[somepotatoes]

I can't remember if I've shared him or not but this is toast and I hope he brightens your day ^^

Toast has me in a chokehold like this

[anattempttostudyharder-blog]

4/5/23 (Day 12)

Studied opthalmology and geriatric medicine today

Solved cardiology questions, geriatric medicine questions

Wrote geriatric medicine and oncology notes

Did a push workout

//Studied 6 hours today. Gym was really good, I can do most of the push workout exercises with minimal pain. Back to my pre-injury weights but still not doing as many reps as I used to. In another 5 days I'll have exactly 3 months left for the exam. I want to finish one reading by then but it seems extremely unlikely.//

[juiceofmoons]

Oh I just realised that bewhy’s song ‘holy toast’ was not about toasted bread but about you know raising a toast to something but it completely slipped my mind and just thought he was being extra about bread

[thetinytreesleft]

just ate 5 pieces of toast. what is life for if not for living??

[milcuc]

my old sketches of South Park .... 🤯🤯🤯😵‍💫

[god-complex-more-like-god-simple]

I'm totally in my toast with butter arc rn. An absolute fiend for the sourdough and Kerrygold rn. I'm toastpilled and buttercore rn. Ong.

[keith-koganes-mullet]

this is a toast fanpage.

[yelenabemylova]

i think if i found a gf that could make breakfast, my life would be complete

[deeducing]

beans on toast

I LOVE BEANS ON TOAST ESPECIALLY IF THE TOAST IS BUTTERED AND UM TOASTED YEAH TOAST

[baby-prophet]

I realized I can make toast in my little weird electric skillet and it's game over. haters can't even touch me I have toast

[beatsboy]

nothing like a piece of toast in bed at midnight to put an emotional boy to sleep in such disturbing times

[ninasspam]

eating ramen rn and richard is looking a bit like a sausage #cutie #thisismeupdatingmylifetoyou

excuse you? not giving me any?? and don’t insult charles like that 😒 he looks better than a sausage cause they are disgusting 🤢

thanks for the update i love them 🤗🌺 but next time you should have toast instead 🍞

[messenger-of-stupidity]

I FIGURED OUT THE PERFECT TOASTING SETTING ON MY TOASTER AFTER BURNING LIKE EIGHT PIECES OF TOAST IN A ROW LES FUCKING GOOOOO