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steakout-05 · 8 months
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he is not amused.....
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#barry steakfries#jetpack joyride#sketch#barry after you call him barreth for the 50th time and he's past the point of embarrassment and is now just grumpy about it#i'm in love with the fact his name's comically long and ridiculous#fuckin barreth mcsteakington friesenhausen.#one of the characters in AOZ has a ridiculous name as well (miss rubenstein sexypants) so i'm happy they kept that going in the vlog#i feel like he dreads going to family gatherings specifically because of that name because it's embarrassing#and he just has to put up with it for a night and a half#also i like to think craig would lightly tease him about it if he found out what his whole name is#he'd think it's actually kind of a cute name but also make fun of barry for it because it's funny seeing him get embarrassed#also speaking of that episode of the vlog: as an queenslander barry's mum is incredibly accurate to how quite a few people here are like#like her story about her friend getting hit by a bus after using the internet feels like something i'd hear a weird aunt or neighbour say#i think most of halfbrick's fans aren't australian so i find it really funny when people call barry british or get confused at certain term#and i have seen some people call barry british before and i feel this mixture of amusement and confusion about it#because 1. that's just really funny that people tend to immediately assume that pronouncing stuff like tomato as “tomahhto” = british#but also 2. have you even heard a british person. i assure you they often don't sound like us australians#especially with the many different variations in their accents depending on what area they come from#anyway.... barry grumpy :3#i like how i always end up going on long tangents in the tags about random loosely related shit#it's the autism brain going off
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senseiwu · 1 year
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My best friend replied to my message 🥹 She's been thinking of me lately too 🥹🥹
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fazcinatingblog · 3 months
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Am I a bad person if I go to Arden Street to see Trent instead of windy Hill to see Collingwood vflm
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killa-trav · 7 months
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good morning nice to see waglor swift is still thriving she fr part of chiefs kingdom
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songsofadelaide · 4 months
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"Lives have grown roots around each other. We both know the truth is, we don't really care to find any room to doubt each other. We're tied by the roots of whatever we share."
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Zoology major!Laios x crim student!reader who were introduced to each other by your mutual friend, physics major!Marcille, whom you took general education subjects with. You and Laios couldn't be any more different from each other, but you unexpectedly clicked after going on one coffee date together. He is a pretty lively character who is chronically online, and his Instagram is filled with his fascinations— reptiles and amphibians. He mentioned that he wanted to go for a herpetology masters degree when he graduates.
Laios was equally interested in your aspiration to become a lawyer, and eventually a judge. You told him that your pursuit of justice stems from a deep-seated desire to see something happen— and you joked that it was a long story for another coffee date— which he quickly agrees to. (When asked about your date, he told Marcille that you were cute. You said the same thing. Marcille felt like an accomplished matchmaker. She asks you guys to tell her more about your next date, too.)
Your different majors meant different class schedules, so you two try your best to meet up whenever you can, especially when you both have your vacant hours. You follow each other on Instagram now, and he posted a photo of your coffees and sandwiches and his mysterious, faceless date with the caption "🦎💗🦎", to which his many friends and followers blasted likes and comments on.
"Oh, Marcille just texted me. She said this is a... soft launch? Does she mean soft lunch? Sandwiches are soft and light, after all."
You laughed. And Laios swore the sound was sweeter than his coffee.
Your friends and blockmates are both baffled and amused by the handsome zoology major frequently showing up outside the Faculty of Law building on campus with your favourite snack and drink onhand. Likewise, Laios's blockmates are puzzled by your presence in the College of Science building, usually just to drop off some energy boosters for him. (You bring him orange eggs and fish balls every once in a while since you both like them, but you always remind him to eat well and eat full meals.)
Laios made your supposedly grueling days in uni much more fun than you anticipated. Criminology wasn't for the weak-hearted and you had your challenging days, too. But Laios was so full of life and his carefree smile was something you wanted to protect, along with the rest of society. On your second anniversary, he gifted you a very detailed bearded dragon plush. While his major required him to be on the field most of the time, he always made sure to call or message to update you on his whereabouts and what he and his blockmates have been doing. Most of the time, you don't hear him say how much he misses you when you fall asleep while on video call.
You did not choose to call it quits when the time for majors came. Laios wasn't one to give up on something he adores— he loves— so why would you? His pursuit of knowledge for his favourite cold-blooded creatures brought him to James Cook University in Queensland, Australia, while you continued your pursuit of justice as a law student in one of the finest schools in your very hometown.
Laios returns home to you after three years in the Australian outback and marshland— taller, tanned, stubbly and still so lively. He was still the same dreamer you met so many years ago, and you're suddenly filled with dread that you might be holding him back from a life that suited him more. When he noticed how withdrawn you became, he was suddenly filled with dread that he might be too much of a distraction to you as you continued law school. Marcille wasn't having any of that, though, and carefully orchestrated a way for the two of you to bring your concerns to the table, just like how she orchestrated your first meeting.
"I love you," he said, but it's not his words that pull at your heart, but the way his eyes lit up when he gazed at you. He held you in his arms as you cried.
"I know. You still look at me like I'm made of starlight even though my glow has been dulled by so much cynicism."
Laios slept a little bit too deep that night, obviously relieved to still have you in his life. You always did like how honest he was. It was the very thing your profession required but not everyone in the field had it in them. You lay on his chest and breathed a sigh of relief yourself. You may as well be talking to the moon, but you needed to let him know how strongly you felt for him too.
"You are every good in this unforgiving world, and I know it will never forgive me for holding you too close to my heart. This world needs a spirit like yours— warm, curious, forgiving— to heal itself from its curse of indifference and unkindness."
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"—come acclaimed and internet famous herpetologist— a reptile lover, people! In case you don't know what that is— wildlife educator and conservationalist Laios Touden! We're glad to have you with us today!—"
"—sure is all mine! Glad to be he—"
"Oh, turn that thing up, Falin!" You excitedly stepped out of your bedroom and found your sister-in-law Falin humming to herself as she helped herself to a glass of juice in your kitchen. She reached for your TV remote and turned up the volume.
"That interview's today, huh? Are you going to watch all of it? You have a trial to attend to, right?" She asked you with a small smile on her face.
"Just seeing his handsome face already cheers me up so much," you replied to her with a dreamy sigh. "But anyway, you're right! I should head court now. That's what he'd want me to do."
"I'll look for links to the interview online if you want."
"Thank you, Falin!"
The young woman left at home in her brother's house turned her full attention to the interview this time, an amused smile on her face as she watched and listened to his television interview.
"—you know, my wife is a Supreme Court Justice, one of the youngest ones, too! And I'm really proud of her for that. On her first day on the job, she reopened a cold case relating to the deaths of several environmentalists from 200X. It was such an old case, but it was important to her, and to me, to an extent. Her family was par—"
"—nly able to do my job, happily at that, is because of her will to protect environmentalists and put those responsible in jail—"
"My, he sounds so eloquent. I suppose a certain judge helped him with that," Falin laughed to herself. "I should call Marcille and tell her about this interview, too."
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Donquixote Masterlist
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Donquixote Rosinante:
Despiértame mi Corazon (Dance Series) (Gift One-Shot)
You have been on the run from Donquixote Doflamingo, sheltering and caring for a young, sick child. Your emotions catch up with you as you process the change your life has led you to. You’ve left it all: family, career, friends - all to support Rosinante in his quest to cure the boy. Upon seeing you in this state, your Corazon will do anything to see you smile again. 
Donquixote Rosinante's Journey with Modern Slang (crack dialogue)
Mild background context: Law's skills as a doctor saved a person with the devil-fruit with the ability grant a single wish. Law used that wish to bring back Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante as he was: lying in the snow and unresponsive. He wanted the chance to use what he's learnt to save him, and save him he does. Both now in their 20s, Rosi is adjusting and attempting to learn the current slang to relate to his grown son.
Rosinante's Trip Down Under (one-shot)
Modern AU, Rosinante visiting your hometown in Queensland Australia. He is overwhelmed by the cultural differences, but loves to learn the slang.
I Like Matching (NSFW One-Shot)
Returning home from an away mission for your boss, you are immediately spirited away to the nearest unoccupied space and met with the lips, hands and grasp of Corazon. He missed you, and it was showcased in his neediness in every kiss and motion planted against you.
A bit of both (NSFW One-Shot)
You and Rosinante take your trust to a new level, engaging in two levels of weaving you had yet to use in sequence with one another. Kink-fic: bondage, gagging, praise (reader receiving. Gender neutral terms)
Close your eyes and breathe (One-Shot)
Struggling to find rest, you decide to take yourself to the kitchen in the marine base. You stumble upon your commander slouched over his desk and asleep on a pile of papers. Taking him to his quarters, he wants to help you find rest in slumber.
"Mine" (NSFW One-Shot)
Donquixote Doflamingo:
Upon viewing you and your boss, Doflamingo, get a little too close to one another, Corazon feels the urge to finally state a claim over you. He loves you, and now wants you to understand one thing and one thing only: you belong to him. You are his, completely.
A day is all I need (One-Shot)
Serving as Trafalgar Law's chronicler aboard the Polar Tang, he convinces you to finally cast aside your former love for a man long since passed. In a bid to move on, you find an intriguing figure in the market who bore a striking resemblance to the man who held your heart.
Pretty Red Ribbon (One-Shot)
After your birthday was ruined last year at the hands of a certain pink-feather-donning, glasses-wearing gentleman who you love to hate, your fellow warlord, Sir Crocodile, gives you a little gift you did not expect to darken your doorstep.
Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes (NSFW 1/2)
Doffy is attempting to gain the upper hand against you. He's longed for you, yearned for you - in his own unique way. Considering you never give in to his flirtatious advances, he takes matters into his own hands and attempts to spike your drink. The problem? Your quick wit and nimble fingers switch whisky glasses with him, causing unforeseen problems that he has no cure for…
Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes (NSFW 2/2)
Doflamingo has been sending you gifts of flowers and trinkets over your time apart, but he refuses to acknowledge you in public. Attending a gala held at marine headquarters. He attends with two concubines on his arms, and you arrive with your friend on the arm of a marine. Doflamingo attempts to make you jealous, but you decide to play his little game by using his own methods against him. You invite Sir Crocodile to play this little game with you.
She Was Mine (One-Shot)
A new transfer is tasked with guarding Doflamingo as he visits the world government headquarters. Doflamingo becomes intoxicated and reminisces about the love of his life to this new transfer, confessing he still loves her and wants to be with her.
Doflamingo's Childhood Friend (Imagine)
Mini-fic of what it would be like to be promised to Doflamingo in his youth, only for that bond to sever when Homing defects.
Seat Number Four (One-Shot NSFW)
You are stuck on an eight hour flight between two gentlemen you have never met before. Unaware of their prior history and dislike for one another, you attempt to relax and watch a new series your friend recommended. The series was a little more raunchy than you had anticipated, and you become a little uncomfortable in your seat between the two attractive men. Doflamingo reassures you your need is nothing to be ashamed of, and he would be more than willing to help you out if you allowed him to teach the younger blonde how to best please you. Doffy x f!reader x Sanji
Teach Me (NSFW One-Shot)
As a Dressrosian concubine, you were accustomed to receiving all kinds of clients. The one you looked forward to the least was Doflamingo. Not because of who he was or what he's done. Simply for one reason. He was bad at sex, and you were bored.
Doflamingo Undergarments (NSFW mini-fic)
Doflamingo walks in on you, his administrative assistant, wearing nothing but his face plastered on your ass.
Doflamingo x reader x Rosinante
Forge in Gold (Sapsorrow Au)
Two brothers and a young slave girl are bound now by the metalic band atop her unity finger. A spectral ghost, the promises of love, and lies and deceit have the three of them tangle in a bed of lies. There is no happiness to be found at the end of this tale, only sorrow and heartbreak.
Regrets (drabble)
Donquixote Doflamingo is on the sidelines for once, never learning the skill to woo you to the beat of a drum or swell of a melody. Rosinante had, and Doflamingo is regretting that decision.
Between Two Dragons (NSFW Alphabet and mini-fic)
As the bride of Donquixote Doflamingo, it was your role to satisfy your king. He would not allow a single hand to be laid on you other than that of the pure blood of his Donquixote celestial heritage. When Rosinante returned home to the Donquixote Pirates, and expressed interest in you romantically, Doflamingo was the first to suggest a non-conventional unification between the three of you.
Caesar Clown
It's not what it looks like! (NSFW One-Shot)
The ship has taken on a few more guests, the overcrowded Straw-Hat vessel now struggling to accommodate the number. Offering your room to the prisoner, Caesar Clown, you returned to find a sight you were ill-prepared to meet. Caesar had found your secret, and had them over his nose and mouth while chasing his high into his gloved fist.
Misc Drabbles:
You're Angry at the Tall Men: Drabble (One-Shot)
He knows what he did to earn your wrath; your fury ignited in your eyes and the flames physically tangible and searing the room with your scorn. Your brow was furrowed, your lips curling into a snarl to bare your pearled teeth at him.Buggy, Shanks, Mihawk, Sir Crocodile, Corazon, Doflamingo.
Dreaming of You (Drabble) NSFW
They couldn't help it. You looked so heavenly in their dreams. The way they had you wrapped around their body as a marionette in their minds, dancing for them as they awoke to sticky blankets when they jolted upright. Their thoughts got the better of them, and they are wracked with guilt. Doflamingo, Caesar, Rosinante "Corazon".
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May we please see some red belly black snakes or carpet pythons or striped marsh frogs or great barred frogs? I miss the country
But of course, here's some Australian friends for you...
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Jungle Carpet Python (Morelia spilota cheynei), family Pythonidae, found in the rain forests of northeastern Australia
photograph by Jonathon at @stunningserpents | instagram
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Red-bellied Black Snake (Pseudechis porphyriacus), family Elapidae, found in eastern Australia
Venomous.
photograph by Ken Griffiths
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Striped Marsh Frogs (Limnodynastes peronii), mating, family Limnodynastidae, getting all frothy, Sydney, Australia
photograph by Froggydarb 
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Great Barred Frog (Mixophyes fasciolatus), family Myobatrachidae, Conondale National Park, Queensland, Australia
photograph by Deane Lewis
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Last Dinosaurs
Names (L to R): Sean Caskey, Michael Sloane, Lachlan Caskey
Hometown: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
First kiss:
Sean: Dizzy
Michael: After school
Lachlan: Revelational. It revealed things.
Favorite teachers at school:
Sean: Mr. Robertson. He was cool but I’ll say he used to trip over a lot in class all the time. And I just found that really funny. And I was one of the best students in the class so I didn’t get in trouble.
Michael: In primary school, Miss Ryan. She was no bullshit and she was really nice.
Lachlan: Mr. McMahon, English teacher but really passionate. He left an impression on all of us.
Put one of your songs in a high school movie: "Eleven" in Dunston Checks In when he’s just going crazy and destroys the hotel.
What you'd write on each other's jerseys:
Lachlan: Arsehole
Michael: Draw a dick
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📸: Brooke Marsh
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oh-austin · 2 years
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photographer!yn
for all my wives because we can’t stop thirsting over these bts pics
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yourinstagram early hair and makeup test #elvisfilm
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user3 how did you get these pics?
↳ user5 she’s the film’s photographer, baz hired her
↳ yourinstagram that he did!! I have a very cool job
oliviadejonge making austin look 10x better
↳ yourinstagram it’s hard work 🥱
austinfan6 austin in these pics hnggggg 🥴🥴🥴
↳ austinfan8 makes me feel some sorta way
user11 are you going to post more Elvis bts
↳ yourinstagram my entire feed is now dedicated to pictures of my time in Australia and Elvis 🫶🏼
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oliviadejonge yourinstagram and i take on australia
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yourinstagram miss dejonge arent you supposed to be on set right now?
↳ oliviadejonge miss l/n I didn’t think that canoodling with the talent was in your job description 🧐
↳ austinfan16 sorry what?
austinfan18 as if olivia just outed y/n like that
austinfan19 now olivia tell us which cast member y/n was kissing 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
↳ austinfan22 has to be austin
↳ user24 idk dacre was seen in queensland a few days ago…
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yourinstagram baz and austin in early hair and makeup tests for #elvisfilm
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austinfan22 just admit you’re dating austin
austinfan25 you’re not fooling anyone xo
austinbutler your eye for art never ceases to amaze me
↳ yourinstagram 🖤
↳ user26 what’re y’all doing? .. screwin?
↳ austinfan28 definitely
dacremontgomery you’re an amazing photographer y/n
↳ yourinstagram ❤️❤️
↳ austinfan30 me trying to decode what the different coloured hearts mean 😤😤😤
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yourinstagram six months in australia now, so grateful for my job and everything that’s come with it 🖤
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austinfan32 UHHHHH Y/N WHATS THAT NECKLACE YOURE WEARING
austinfan35 UMMMMM LIKE AN INTITAL NOT BECAUSE HE OWNS YOU.. BUT BECAUSE HE REALLY KNOWS YOU???
↳ austinfan36 I knew she was a swiftie 😭😭
user37 y/n exposed her and austin I can’t believe this 🫢
austinfan38 ‘A’ AS IN AUSTIN
yourinstagram has deleted this post !
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austinupdates OKAY!!! So Y/N L/N, the Elvis film photographer, had the second post up yesterday and then deleted it because she was wearing a necklace with an ‘A’ on it (1st slide) Many people believe that they’ve been together for the last six months or so. Now Y/N has reuploaded the picture with the necklace CROPPED OUT (2nd slide)!!!
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austinfan44 Y/N YOURE NOT SLICK
user47 I understand wanting to keep our relationship private, but now everyone knows they should just tell us
austinfan49 I want y/n and austin content
user53 confused, wasn’t she sending hearts to dacre???
↳ austinfan55 she just replied to his comment with some
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austinbutler grateful for this opportunity to fill such big shoes. thank you to my lady for capturing my first time all done up as the king #elvisfilm
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austinfan58 austin being the one to confirm their relationship was not on my bingo card for this year
austinfan61 MY LADY? Someone catch me im swooning
austinfan64 y/n these elvis pics are making me h-word…
↳ yourinstagram me too, it’s okay
user66 I cant wait for this movie
bazlurhman you’re such a talent 🌟
austinbutler 🖤🖤🖤
↳ yourinstagram 🖤
↳ austinfan68 guys i think black hearts are their thing, we might just be dumb 😭😭
oliviadejonge wait.. you’re dating y/n… I’m also dating y/n
↳ austinbutler yourinstagram care to explain?
↳ yourinstagram there’s enough of me to go around, go back to doing your jobs
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The language of flowers and silent things
Whumptober 2023: day 4 - shock
Warnings: action based blood/explosion
Word Count: 1.7k (gif not mine)
Summary: Clint and Natasha’s first mission after the events of New York.
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A/N: Sometimes things are exactly as they appear to be. (Also be kind to fic writers pls, know we read each and very comment on reblogs <3)
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2012
NEW YORK
“He’s better,” Natasha defends, protectively.
“I’m just saying that hiding in vents to spy on your friends is not a good thing,” Bruce tells her.
“He’s not spying, this is a weird situation. We’re here because it’s mandated. We just didn’t know for how long.”
Natasha moves out of the kitchen, wanting to find Clint.
“Just think about it?” Bruce calls after her.
Six months they’ve been here and she knows they’re both stir crazy. Probably all of them are.
Bruce is preparing to go back to Calcutta, and who knows where Thor left to.
She knows Bruce just wants the best for Clint, and she does too; but weekly therapy is enough.
They don’t need more.
He’s no longer catatonic, he’s eating, joking and talking about his feelings.
Isn’t that all she can ask of him?
He’s never had to deal with mind control or someone being in his brain.
The tower is more empty now, though Tony maintains they’re welcome for as long as they want.
She wonders what Steve is going to do.
Her phone rings and she glances at the caller, seeing Maria, she picks it up.
“Yeah?”
Reprieve comes in the strangest of ways.
“We have a mission for you,” she opens.
“Australia.”
Natasha’s heart leaps a little and she smiles to herself.
“Send the packet,” she says, “we can leave whenever.”
Maria pauses.
“How’s he doing?”
Natasha finds her way into the elevator, choosing Clint’s floor as an email comes through.
“Got it,” she tells her, “he’s better, he’s ready for this I think.”
Maria is quiet.
“I’m glad; we’ve missed you both.”
Natasha nods.
“Nothing like a mission to Australia to recalibrate.”
“I’ll get Fury to spring for business class, the 18 hour trip is shit,” Maria laughs.
Natasha is thankful, she hates traveling economy class on long haul trips.
“Hey, maybe whilst you’re there you can do some wedding prep,” Maria goads.
Natasha laughs and hangs up on her friend.
It’s been a running joke since the mission in Kashmir, one that since the events in New York, she’d not heard.
Finding Clint reading, she throws her phone at him with the open packet showing.
“Australia?!”
His glee is contagious as she smiles.
Today is a good day.
Natasha feels a bit of lightness in her world, and it feels strange given the last six months.
She can’t remember the last day like it. Maybe before the aliens came.
“Business class?!”
He laughs again.
“What a lowball mission, they must be feeling sorry for us.”
She takes her phone back, and lays down next to him.
“Maria said we should do some wedding prep,” she laughs with him.
His face turns serious, and she wonders if she’s ruined the mood.
“What if we do?”
She breaks into a smile.
“Yeah okay.”
He nods, looks at the packet again.
“We’re going to Queensland anyway. Nothing happens there.”
Natasha nods, lays down next to him and closes her eyes.
“Bruce is leaving tomorrow too,” she murmurs.
“Tony is going to be lonely,” Clint considers.
“Yeah.”
She does feel sorry for the billionaire, who seems to have grown accustomed to having people in his world, to suddenly have none.
“Maybe we should get everyone together and eat tonight,” he proposes, “I think maybe after Australia we could go back to the apartment.”
It’s a big step, not being around people, not feeling the need to have safety measures in place. She doesn’t think she would have even considered it a month ago, but the more she thinks about it, the more it feels right.
“Yeah I think that sounds like a good idea.”
.
Tony spares no expense in providing for his friends.
It’s kind. Natasha isn’t used to the abundance, even after all this time.
“There’s no way we will eat all this,” she tells him, passing him the food.
Pepper, Steve and Bruce sit on one side and it’s the three of them on the other.
Sitting between Clint and Tony, it’s like sitting between her brother and her lover. Or what she imagines that might be like.
She’s going to have to ask Clint what it was like growing up with a brother. She imagines dangerous in a fun way.
Steve tells a story that makes her laugh; and she goads him with a fossil joke, Clint chimes in with another story and the night passes quickly.
Too quickly, it feels and she wants to stay in this happy moment, this good day.
It surely can’t last.
.
Australia is hot.
It’s a different heat to the United States, and she can almost feel the infrared heat engulf her as she steps off the plane.
“Shit,” Clint exclaims.
She stares at him and he shuts up.
He’s to play her bodyguard, and his outburst is out of character. It’s not like him.
It’s like he’s forgotten what he needs to do to be a spy.
She frowns, worried.
This is a low ball mission, but it doesn’t mean that he shouldn’t take it seriously.
Let your guard down and you become an easy target, even if the mission is just surveillance.
He takes her bags in apology and she fakes the persona she’s been given.
Rich people rarely give eye contact to anyone.
She leaves her glasses on and continues on her way through customs. It takes longer than she expects and she internally groans at the lines.
Externally, she complains out-loud. Everyone avoids eye contact.
Australians are a strange bunch, unlike Americans they seem to both simultaneously helpful and not, no one going out of their way to explain things or to point the clueless in the right direction.
The car that picks them up and drives them to the house is black and the driver nondescript.
It’s only when they’re alone in the two story house overlooking the beach that she breaks character and flops on the bed.
“I forget how well you do a rich bitch,” he says offensively.
She smiles.
“Get me a drink, won’t you?”
He laughs and busies himself with making a late lunch.
They have three hours before night, before they start the stakeout and all he’s eaten is plane food.
.
Two hours in the car and he’s so bored he starts throwing popcorn into his mouth.
Then.
The generator blows.
“Nat?”
“Yeah I saw it.”
They move out of the car, trying to get a better look.
“Maybe it’s a coincidence,” he mutters.
She rolls her eyes.
“I don’t think so.”
Natasha moves quickly, scouting the house to see what’s happening inside, their line of sight now gone in the darkness.
“Nat, wait,” he urges, “what if it’s a trap?”
The money launder is clearly on alert.
Two sets of armed guards leave the door and Natasha watches as they fan out. She sneaks past them and Clint swears as she looks back.
Natasha moves into the house.
Two shots ring out, and Clint ducks, swearing softly under his breath.
There’s someone else there and he can’t see them.
Scrambling up and onto the tall fence, he moves across the tallest tree and climbs up it.
There’s a team of two, dressed in black with large night vision goggles that make them look like frogs.
He taps on his ear piece.
“There’s two, on your left, try and take the mark alive if you can,” he orders.
“The two are coming through the kitchen, he’s moving out the up the stairs.”
Ideally alive, with his ties to hydra and the ten rings, he has valuable information they can use.
Natasha gives the signal she’s seen and chases him up the stairs.
Clint holds the two unknowns lined up in his sight.
He sees one set a charge and the other place two more.
“Fuck, Nat, they’re setting it to blow,” he growls, too far away, too high up to get to her before they detonate.
He drops down anyway, yelling.
“Nat, it’s a trap, they’re rigging it to blow, get out,” he says urgently.
He chases after the retreating spooks, and catches one, gun trained on them.
The frog like character shakes it’s head and holds up the detonator.
“No,” he exclaims, and holds his gun up.
They shake their head, and then press the button.
Hot flames engulf the building, throwing both of them back.
He tackles the body to the ground, ripping off the mask, and punching down hard.
Blonde hair and a frown greet him under the balaclava.
Wild eyes turn to him, “better go save Natasha,” a Russian accent growls.
Shock hits him.
How do they know Natasha?
Russian.
Black widow?
His heart sinks as the realization that Natasha is in a burning building.
“Just like Dreykov’s daughter,” she says scathingly, “left alone to die in a burning building with a bad man.”
Clint lets her go and runs.
She’s going to be okay, she has to be.
The explosion wasn’t big enough to total the building, parts still standing as he coughs in the heat, shielding his face.
He hears sirens wailing, and he knows he needs to find her.
“Natasha!” he calls, going in.
“Nat?!”
He calls her name over and over until he reaches the crumbling stairs. Covering his mouth, hoping that nothing else explodes, he climbs them.
Finding a bathroom, he opens the door only to find Natasha behind it.
“Bathtub,” she coughs.
“Stayed in.”
He hands her the cloth he was using to cover her mouth and helps her down the stairs.
“Mr. Nought?”
Natasha shakes her head.
“Couldn’t get to him. Dead, I think.”
They exit the house, Natasha limping and Clint guiding her out.
He wants to check her over, to see if she’s actually okay, but the sirens draw closer and they need to leave.
“I think the safe house is compromised,” he says driving away, heading straight for the airfield.
“We probably need to swap cars too.”
Natasha groans and holds her head, and Clint glances at her.
“What is it?”
“Nothing, just go, find a car,” she tells him.
There’s blood but he can’t tell in her black cat suit.
“Who was that?” she asks, looking back.
He doesn’t want to say the words but as he speaks them, the more he’s convinced he’s correct.
“Nat, I think it was Yelena.”
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Just finished a big lace project! It's a cowled cape done with the Gilbert Baker original 8 stripe pride flag colorway with navy bands between the colors and a little flourish of extra blues at the end.
The main pattern used was this one: https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/evelyns-glow-cowled-cape
But I ran out of pattern before I ran out of colorway and supplemented by adapting this lace pattern of leaves to work in the round for the bottom: https://www.ravelry.com/projects/incorporate/fall-foliage-cloth
The pink at the top and the flourish of blues at the end are in a different yarn (Scheepjes Organicon) from the main body (Queensland Rainbow Cake). For the pink it was the only part of the 8 stripe missing, so I cast on with it and then attached the rainbow cake after. For the blues at the end, I ran out of yarn and needed just a little more, especially since I was doing a stretchy cast off, and I had those available from the project the pink was originally from and thought they went the best.
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childotkw · 9 months
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I feel like some people who have been around longer know more about you, and as a big fan, I’m quite curious. I can see from your profile you are from Australia, what do you do in the real world? How old are you? And do you use any other platform like tumblr that you let fans follow? Hope I’m not missing out on any other goss/story insights 🤣
Hello darling! Yeah, I’ve sprinkled real-life info through the blog over the years (even a pic or two), but they’re 100% buried by now 🤣
I am indeedy an Australian (Queensland, to be precise!) and I work in the communications team at my organisation. I mainly do digital content and brand-related stuff ☺️ and am working on a graphic design cert right now
I’m 25 (to be 26 in February), and I technically have a Twitter (or whatever the hell it’s called these days), but I don’t use it with any regularity. TikTok is too insane for me, and I never really got into the other social media platforms, so I’m primarily a tumblr girl!
There is a discord, though I only give out the invite individually - but if you’re interested you can shoot me a message!
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mistysblueboxstuff · 4 months
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Hi! Recently saw your old valvert paintings, they are so heartwarming! The one with Javert reading in glasses is my favourite! And I miss your PQ portraits. Also, just came across the information that Cost of Living will premier on 15th of June at Queensland Theatre. So soon, and still no rehearsal pictures!
Hi! Thanks so much! Valvert is still one of my favourite ships tbh :') I haven't painted PQ in a while cos i pretty much painted everything that was paintable (there might be some that i have yet to paint but they're low quality so kinda hard to work with) and we don't have any new pics 😭
and thank you for the information! i only knew about it being at the STC in August, didn't know about Queensland. And yeah that's very soon and we don't have any pictures yet...on the bright side, the time seems to be moving so quickly, we might get the London announcement soon 🤞🤞🤞
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Disability Parking in Queensland needs to Change
Trigger Warning: cancer, ablism and death
I believe a couple of things need to change in regards to Disability Parking in Queensland (Australia). Firstly I have heard that there are often not enough disabled parks so some disabled people use the parent parks even though they're not parents and sometimes get abused. This is not right that they're abused.
To solve this issue I believe we should have a state wide law where there is a ratio of disabled parks to nondisabled parks at every venue. I think you should look at the population of Queensland and the population of people with disability parking permits to decide what the ratio should be. This way disabled people will be more likely to get a park that they need. All that is needed to be done to do this is get some tradies and blue and white paint together.
At the moment in Queensland only blind people and people with a physical disability are eligible to obtain a disability parking permit. I think the criteria needs to be expanded to include some people with psychiatric disabilities and some neurodivergent people. I can provide some examples for why these groups of people need a disability parking permit.
Some people such as some Autistic people and people with Dementia may elope or wonder off at any given time. This situation can be hazardous in as some people don't have awareness in terms of road safety and may be hit by a car. It may also be hard for their carer to get them through the car park to the venue. I think people who are at risk of eloping or running away should have access to a disability parking permit for their safety. In the UK some Autistic People have disability parking permits. Not all Autistic people need them but many do.
I have Agoraphobia which means that being in open spaces without quick access to a closed in space can cause panic attacks. I feel safe when I am in my car. I can't access some venues unless the car is parked directly outside for fear of a panic attack and even if the car is parked directly outside I can often only access the front of the venue but it's better to be able to access the front of the venue than not access the venue at all. I often miss out on going to venues because there is no available car park that is close to the entrance. It can also be hazardous for me not to be permitted to have a disability parking permit as when I am having a panic attack I have been known to attempt to cross busy roads and had to be restrained. I believe some people with Agoraphobia should be allowed to have disability parking permits if they need them.
Another thing that I have heard of is people with hidden disabilities are getting abused for using disability parking even though they have a parking permit and need the disabled park. This is disgusting. I suggest the Queensland Government funds public service announcements that go on TV that educate the public about hidden disabilities. I also think there should be more awareness about the hidden disabilities sunflower lanyard and its meaning. Perhaps there should be signs put up near disability parking that remind the public that not all disabilities are visible.
I knew a kind lady who lost her battle to cancer. She was abused for using disability parking in the midst of her battle with cancer which is appalling. People battling cancer have the right to use disabled parking as chemo therapy can make them very weak. This is why we need more awareness about hidden disabilities and medical conditions. People with cancer should have access to a disability parking permit from the day they start chemo as some people with cancer are terminal and need to make the best out of the time they have left. Oncologist should be allowed to administer disability parking permits to cancer patients.
If the Queensland Government created more disabled car parks, increased the eligibility for disability parking permits to some neurodivergent people and people with psychiatric disabilities, increased awareness about hidden disabilities and allowed Oncologist to give cancer patients disability parking permits it would make the lives of many disabled Queenslanders much easier.
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Kasumi is a 1999 baby furby with a large yellow tuft of hair on her head. Her fur is light pink except for a white square on her belly. Her tail is a big tuft of yellow hair on her lower back. Her feet are white and she has 3 toes on each foot. Her face plate and eyelids lids are both white and her beak is an orangish yellow colour. Her eyes are light blue. She has pink ears. Kasumi is wearing a pikachu onesie. The onsie has yellow ears with black tips at the end of them. There are large black eyes on the onesie. The onesie is mostly yellow and has a small black dot for a nose and a small smiling black mouth. There is a hole that reveals Kasumis face. On each side of the hole there are large red circles that resemble cheeks. At the back of the onesie there is a large yellow tail that is shaped like a lightning bolt. There are two brown stripes on the back of the onesie. Kasumi is also wearing a dark green lanyard with sunflowers on it. The lanyard has a white tag on it with a rainbow infinity symbol. Spud is a grey furby buddy with brown eyes. He has light orange coloured feet and his belly is a lighter shade of grey. The inside of his ears are pink. Spud is sitting in a wheelchair with a blue frame. There is a red car that resembles a Jeep between Kasumi and Spud. End Description.
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bcofl0ve · 2 years
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austin butler x priscilla actress!reader fake ig
babygate edition 👶🏼 : hc/fake ig/blurb requests are open!
austin x pa!reader babygate headcanons ; find my austin x pa!reader series over here <3
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tmz_tv 🚨 According to cast wide email obtained by TMZ, #Elvis star Austin Butler and his Australian co-star, playing opposite him as Priscilla Presley, are expecting an unplanned baby come August. #Elvis is still filming down under in Queensland, with shooting projected to wrap in the spring.
abfan34 …what
abfan8_ let me move my bang and read that again
abutlernews who from the cast would leak an email like that??? not to mention y’all publishing it like-
abfan11 yeah i wish they got to announce it on their own terms ):
altonmason trust that TMZ is not seeing heaven 🙏🏽
stranger975 well if it isn’t the consequences of sleeping around with your co-star. keep your legs closed you and you don’t have to worry about getting knocked up!
stranger05 i feel sorry for austin, this smells like a baby trap.
bebeorleans go fuck yourself fucking freaks
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austinbutler Thank you Elvis.
abutlers_ crying 😭😭
abutlerfan11 place your bets now i think it’s a girl
abutlerfan68 i believe in girl dad austin supremacy yes
ashleytisdale can’t wait to see you both, hurry home!!!
_ashleybee_ hey that’s my niece or nephew in there!
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y/n lately (📸: @austinbutler)
austinbutler #favoritegirls
abutlers_ IT’S A GIRL EVERYONE MOVE
abutlerfan11 i knew it 😭
bebeorleans beautiful stunning perfect
catherinemartindesigns Miss you dearly sweetie!!! You and Aus should be getting mail from Baz and I soon xx
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austinbutler The past few months have been the craziest whirlwind of my life, but watching @y/n bring our girl into the world made every single second worth it a hundred times over.
I love you. I love our daughter. Welcome home Vada.
bazluhrmann So excited for you both! Welcome Vada! ⚡️
abfan2 vada like from my girl oh i’m going to weep
abutlers i’m surprised this wasn’t on anyones prediction list it’s so them
_ashleybee_ ❤️😭
pollyannabennett bring that baby to london ASAP, miss you guys!
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y/n thank you memphis ❤️
austinbutler I love you movie star 😘
abfan2_ god it must’ve been weird to have the baby around graceland esp with the presley family???
abfan85 wake up babe new austin butler identity crisis just dropped
abfan11 do y’all not realize commenting things like this where they can see them is weird 🧍🏼‍♀️
rileykeough it was lovely meeting you and that sweet little baby!!! give miss vada a kiss for me :*
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