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hijinxinprogress · 1 month

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Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake ❌

Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake ✅

The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ‘efficient’ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isn’t even aware that she’s competing with a whole ass child 😭 he’s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ‘fucking amateur I could do better’)

Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ‘Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? That’s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupid’ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks it’s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours 😭 he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ‘for no reason when he could be doing something productive’

And he still does this as a bat but it’s just easier to tell if he didn’t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and he’s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc tim’s saying shit like ‘This guys a fucking moron, I could’ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesn’t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?’ and ‘you’re like all hysterical and for what 🤨 ‘you blew up 83% of Bristol waah’ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? It’s only rich mfs that live there, it’s just a matter of them opening their fucking wallets’ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ‘well if you’re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeah’ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him

Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and he’ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ‘I’ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on man’ and Tim’s confused bc ‘I slept next to you this morning wdym??’ and that’s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open

But one of the worst things about Tim’s ‘time efficient sleep schedule’ nonsense is that it fucking works he’s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or he’s been replaced but he’s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason

#Tim drake being unhinged even in his sleep and taking sleepwalking to the next level by doing reports/solving cases in his sleep #A bat hearing incoherent mumbling but no one’s nearby: 😐 he’s in the walls 😨 he’s in the goddamn walls #No one knows how or why he’s in that particular spot in the wall bc there’s isn’t a secret entrance/crawl space there #Tim also has a wall of energy drinks Bruce regularly tries to lecture him aboot #And Tim’s like ‘your eldest son has snorted sugar MULTIPLE times’#then he gestures at Jason ‘and that one looks like if he didn’t have drug related childhood trauma he’d try to snort protein powder’#bruce: tim we have to talk about your behavior #Tim: like three of your kids have basked in the blood of their enemies 🤨 I am NOT your biggest issue rn #Dick Grayson being the main reason there’s an ‘acceptable levels of force’ slide with 600+ slides & most are examples of what not to do #Stephanie 🤝🏾 Damian: being reason Bruce is adding more slides to a PowerPoint from 2 decades ago #Tim drakes idea of straight forward is how everyone else imagines jumping through hoops and fucking struggling to avoid pissing off the fae #Like wdym simple?? This plan has 97 parts and he’s like no that’s just the first page of plan 1 if it’s sunny #Rogues: I can’t catch him off guard wtf do none of these mfs sleep??#Tim ‘never let em know your next move’ Drake who’s been sleep for the past 45 minutes: 🔵➖🔵#Yj has cuddle piles in the air vents #Everyone with enhanced senses is losing bc ‘there are children in the walls’#Coffee addict babs calls tim weak when he tells her he cut coffee bc it was fucking with him before continuing to chug hot coffee #Oracle: this is the worst Tuesday ever 😔 I need more coffee before I deal with an Arkham breakout #Nightwing: but it’s sunday??#Spoiler: Maybe it’s time we switch to decaf love also just out of curiosity when was the last time you slept??#Oracle: you want the fucking location or not?#Dick: I take it back mb #Spoiler: a thousand apologies to our gracious overlord #Oracle: that’s what I thought #Bruce: you’re benched oracle #Oracle: take that bench and shove it up your ass batman #Steph 100% calls everyone mushy pet names and has since Bruce lectured her about professionalism when she was dating tim #Imagine getting your ass kicked by a sleepingwalking middle schooler #Or worse: imagine having to explain to your insurance company that a sleepwalking child blew up your home #tim drake is a menace

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romaritimeharbor · 19 days

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"the five sinners of khaenri'ah"

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you know who those mfs look like lowkey?

LOOK 🗣❗️❗️❗️

#✧— aphe's musings.#I'm going to throw up WHY CAN'T ANY LOSERS IN ANY OF MY FANDOMS EVER RESIST CORRUPTION GOD 😒🙄#playing the aqs i have been procrastinating on now and LMAOOOO #heard dainsleif describe the sinners and i was like Wait..........#(playing the quests bc i remembered i have a natlander oc and i need to update his lore NOW. /lh)#Also dainsleif is so real i will kick their asses when i find them.#rhindottir when i catch you. 🫵😐#surtalogi when i catch you. 🫵😐#rerir when i catch you. 🫵😐#hroptatyr when i catch you. 🫵😐#vedrfolnir when i catch you. 🫵😐#WDYM THOSE LOSERS DIDN'T DEFEND THEIR NATION. HAHA. WTF DO YOU MEAN.

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rosylix · 2 months

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im getting my wisdom teeth taken out tomorrow (four. 4. all four of them i am going to have 4 giant holes in each corner of my freaking mouth) and..... yeah well anyway maybe the silver lining of this is i'll have so much time to write while im suffering recovering!! let's see! also i will look like a squirrel probably. cute. (if you never hear from me again i died) goodbye farewell comrades

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gemharvest · 22 days

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I still have like, a shitton of energy 4 drawing (blame this on getting distracted a lot today and then ending up. Not working on this drawing) but I think I'm gonna make myself lay down now bc if I do I can let myself read a little fanfic and then I can stay up 'til like, 2 doing that instead of 4.

#ramblings #i shoulddddd catch up on my friends series. curse of constantly needing to create my ass is terrible at keeping up with things #unless presented with early versions. in which case i go `eueueue treate!?!` and drop everything. idk wtf is wrong with me

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jrueships · 3 months

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the lil shiny thangs !

#ron holland! i hope u do well!#just 'learned' abt u today lol #slowly trying to catch up with whos who in this draft #keyword. slowly #dam i need to watch more tv or smthin #WHAT HAPPENED TO UMMMM #those cats from um. that one team. nc state #now i sound like an old head #BUT YEA! are any of them in the draft?#like i would recognize them LMFAO idek remember what any of the college ppl look like #i have GOT to start watching tv wtf #IS BACOT IN HERE??

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cynicallyneutral · 3 months

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gays, i need ur help, what if u….send fun prompts for idk…sns…krbk…ruhana???? any chara from their anime??? or send me a ref photo of a meme or idk i just wanna get back to drawing wtf

ok honestly its better if theres ref photos bc whew boy im rustier than a rusty nail thats been rain drenched for millenia 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#lord i been DYING #BRAIN NOT WORKING #like the job i have rn is nice ppl are nice theyre smart #but im not smart so i have to catch up to their level #and see when u have a pentium 4 for a goddamn brain #thats just not it bro #also i spent quite a while working on my uhhh #physio something #my fitness idk skfhdjhfjff yeah been doing sports and gym and idk #I FEEL TOO NORMAL #I NEED THE CRINGE AGAIN #ART GOD HAS ABANDONED ME #TAKE ME BACK WTF #PLS ILL BE GOOD

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finncakes · 2 years

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having some art block so that means ballpoint pen scribbles

#critical role #cr2 #cr 2 #beauregard lionett #nott the brave #veth brenatto #beauregard #i'm also catching up on cr2 some more cause i need to finish it hehe...#i'm just so tunnel-visioned on the 3rd campaign #and then i'll watch the might nein reunion #also! excited for the new season of tlovm!!! it's officially outside of what i listened to for campaign 1 teehee #so i have. no fuckin clue wtf is happening.#i would love to actually listen to all of vox machina one day but #i just don't vibe with it as much for some reason? which is wack cause i fuckin adore all the characters #okay i'm gonna put away the mushrooms and coffee i bought byeeeeee

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piplupod · 8 months

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has anyone heard of pluto tv ??? i literally just found out about it and i'm ???? so confused ?? how are they keeping this running,,, it's like 1000s of free shows and movies, theres some on demand and some that are just streamed live, and i cannot figure out where the fuck theyre making money or where the catch is???

this sounds like an ad HFSDGJKL but i'm just. really confused. and do not trust this LMFAO like theres GOTTA be a catch somewhere but i do not feel like reading through their legal jargon rn so. note to self i guess to look into this more

#theyve got classic star trek though.....#and the red green show wtf ?? this rules ???#genuinely has anyone heard of this fdsjkl im losing my mind like. why havent i heard of this before and how are they making money #it doesnt look like theres any subscription service options ??? u dont even necessarily have to make an account????#i dont trust this at all sdhgjkl like how are they keeping this up and running ???#i'd LOVE for this to be a no-catch free streaming service but ... i am squinting #paramount seems to be the parent company so. hmmmm.#pippen needs 2nd breakfast

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morphestic · 3 months

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This was supposed to be a silly little sports anime, why are they making me so emotional tf

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kitorin · 4 months

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I hope my business teacher dies

#no bc he literally fucked off so we had to learn everything by ourselves for a term #and i got into trouble for not doing enough when i was sick #i literally told him i needed to catch up wtf

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niteyorb · 4 months

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I know they all dressed up and everything for the final battle but I truly think if they'd ended this episode when TBK arrived in the red crystal realm, and then started the next episode (ep 21) getting deeper into TBK's rage reflections, and then we'd had like a whole episode of wrap-up after that, the ending would have been sooo much more satisfying to me. I know that isn't how it works with filming schedules and budgets and stuff but. let me dream

#i feel like theres so many things i was waiting on that just. werent addressed ykwim.#wtf were kalinas motivations thru this season. what of kipperlillys family. why didnt we catch up w bucky in the epilogue.#all this plus i would really really really have liked a LOT more time paying tribute to Fig's friendship with TBK if this is it for her #not to complain! it was a good season but with the ally portals opening and brennan giving SO MANY CHANCES for divine intervention #it was fairly clear that the finale was rushed by time constraints (they said in adventuring party that they went over time filming & such)#and i get that. but to me that just means they shouldve done one more episode yk. ESPECIALLYYY if this is Figs sendoff.#sophomore year's epilogue was rushed as well i will admit but i feel there were less loose ends to tie up there and again #it wasnt the send-off of one of the party members either so. it didnt need that much of an epilogue imo #ahh whatever. ignore me #junior year spoilers

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rosicheeks · 5 months

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Oh my pretty little trophy you know if hung you down and kidnap you to keep you as a pet. I’d look after you real good so you’re always ready for me to use.