still thinking about the. asgore's winter alarm clock dialogue like. If they ever finish this (please) imagine waking up one day to asgore divorced-reemurr saying "he was... my rudolph" ab some guy he used to know like
"I was... his Santa. He was... my Rudolph." With those sprites. like. Oh he was yours and you were his, huh. Sir. Sir--
hello, sir, what was that about the mistletoe--
Oh so. he uses the same nickname your ex-wife used for you. Is that so. The very same huh---
Oh so you wanted to show him the sun huh. You wanted to hold his hand and bring him to the surface and show him the beauty of the sun didn't you
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Finally
Im finally free
I can finally stop worrying about stuff for school and such
I can finally have some time to really chill out and do things I wanna do
IM FREEEEEEEEEEE
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SIMON = TEACHER
OLAY BUT IMAGINE SIMON AS A TEACHER FOR A QUICK SECOND.
CLICK EXPAND FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THIS WONDERFUL IDEA
THE DOODLE IS SHIT BUT LOOK. Its plain yes and simple and like honestly kinda obvious?? But I haven't seen anyone do it yet. I haven't seen any art for the idea so I wanted to do it Because I'm cool okay.
Like this would be his main fit. Its Betty's sweater because why not and some pants a math teacher would where everyday for years. I can imagine him teaching in university or college on history/ancient artifacts of course. BUT LIKE I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS AU FOR NO REASON REALLY HARD. LOOK AT MORE OUTFITS BELOW
INFODUMP BELOW THANKS OR OTHERWISE THANK YOU FOR LOOKING AT MY ART<3
So some information for this au no one will see is that he would hate the cold and honestly have Seasonal affective disorder (SAD). Makes sense right?? This Simon wouldn't be as adventurous as normal and so he wouldn't go searching for them in the wild but he would have a massive interest in them still and continue to write books about research he's done. He would settle into a more teaching job though to teach other people about well the world and ancient stuff for people who wanna hear about it and even give presentations to other places. Like mega nerdy. And maybe he would meet Betty after she finally took her trip to see petroglyphs. Something sweeter so they can bond a more functioning relationship.
In the teacher au or whatever the heck I'm naming this idea, Simon would not have found the crown or come near to finding it. He would live a good long life and after ending up with Betty he would die happy with his loved one after the world ends. The au would like be more focused on the inbetween like I don't know. Bro had a life before the crown and before Betty. I just like thinking of it. And he's such a teacher though like honestly??
This is the end of my rant everyone. I hope you enjoyed my idea and I hope people like this and stuff. I'm just like... My brain is rotting becuase of this idea. I think this idea should be touched on more. WHAT IF HE WAS SLIGHTLY LESS ADVENTUROUS? WHAT IF DIDNT GET CURSED? WHAT IF HE DIED A HAPPY MAN IN THE BEGINNING? ???
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I can't think of his name right now but I just remembered this so how does the big harpy man's dick work? Is it like a cloaca kind of situation underneath his feathers?
i made a post for that AGES ago HERE:
may or may not be outdated but yeah 👍
so basically like a cloaca but with an inverted dick included??? maybe more like a reptiles or somethin
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Eivor when you tell them they can't go raiding:
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Elise pinup in the sketchbook for today.... Listening to this while drawing eheheheh
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