#i speed wrote this before i went to bed last night in like 30 mins

[luvxiem]

are you still watching?

word count ! ~500 pairing ! luca kaneshiro x gn!reader genre ! fluff, suggestive-ish summary ! he's a just little possessive. just a tad. but so are you.

warm palms run up and down your sides lovingly, luca's lips pressed to the crown of your head as the two of you lay on the sofa watching some random netflix show, legs intertwined with your back against his bare chest. the day's been slow—him enjoying his week long break with you in his arms. your laptop is still open on the coffee table, your studies long since forgotten when your lover came into the living room with a pout on his face, asking for some one on one time with you.

"why do they keep saying that?" luca mumbles, eyes trained on the screen as the scene changes once again.

"say what, babe?"

"subtle mole behaviors. suspicious mole activities. it's so dumb," he laughs. you can feel his chest shake against you and you can't help the smile that slips onto your face because of it.

"this show has a lot of good quotes. also, did you see how hard jacob was biting his lip? he was gnawing on that shit so hard."

"wait. which one's jacob?"

"the firefighter. the one that kinda looks like a puppy." the hand on your waist squeezes you for a moment.

"why are you calling him a puppy. i'm your puppy," and you have a strange feeling that he's pouting behind you. rolling over to face him, violet eyes stare at you in curiosity.

"of course you're my puppy, baby," you coo, hand reaching up to brush back luca's bangs. there's a healthy flush slowly creeping up his neck and ears and you can tell your lover's trying his best not to break eye contact with you. "my pretty boy wants all my attention to himself, does he?" you smirk. luca's eyebrows furrow as he tries to defend himself.

"w-well, yeah! i'm your boyfriend, not him!" he argues, pushing himself up onto one elbow so that he's looking down at you a bit. you see an opportunity to fluster your boyfriend even more, so obviously you take it.

leaning up to get close to him, your hand trails down to his chin so that you can angle his face toward yours.

"oh?" you purr, half lidded eyes staring deep into his own. "you're mine, are you?" luca swallows, adams apple bobbing up and down as he scrambles for a reply.

"i, um. y-yeah i-i. i am," he stammers, eyes darting from you to the wall to the tv and back again. releasing luca from your grasp, you lean back onto the arm rest and laugh, hand coming up to cover your mouth as the blonde beside you sulks at your reaction.

"what, what?! why're you laughing," he whines, and you can't help but giggle even more at his words.

"nothing, nothing babe. you're just cute, that's all."

"i'm not cute," luca scowls jokingly. "i'm mean and evil."

"sure you are, puppy. now can we continue the show? i need to know what happens to the group."

"fine. but i want kisses."

"c'mere you big baby."

WRITTEN ! 110722

[agiearts]

Genre: Fluff, Smut, BDSM

Synopsis: Min Yoongi, mostly known as Suga is acting out many roles with his work as an artist. He usually hates playing all soft and kind all the time, making him angry and need of dominance. Therefore you let him use you to his own advantage after the strike of 12. Usually it's rough and coldhearted, with rules of nicknames and behaviours. But this time something's wrong, or maybe better to say... right?

A/N: There’s a while since i wrote this but i hope you enjoy anyway. ;)

Words: 2120

Tie me down. Roughly beat me til i’m black and blue! I’m only here for you.

The tight ropes you tie around my wrists, your bites on my lips making the bitter metallic taste appear in my mouth, your deep rough thrust, my hidden screams, my pain, it’s all apart of loving you.

The marks on my skin, the seconds i can’t breath and the whip-marks across my ass it’s all to keep you close.

Beg for more, i’m obsessed with you!

Keep calling me names. Slut, whore, easy, slave.. as long as it all ends with a long soft kiss and the simple “I love you”.

You punish, you hate, you punch... but i love you.. i have no other chance than to obey.

The door slams open and shut, i can hear his intense heavy steps approaching the livingroom.

Yoongi: “Y/N!”

It’s just past midnight, I’m exhausted but it’s time..

[*Yoongi POV*]

She stumbles in her feet while hurrying on her way towards me. Her face are all bruised, her lip cut and her legs are wrecked, all because of last night.

Yoongi: “Missed me baby girl?”

She looks at me with the sweetest smile, the kindest eyes. With my arms out she stumbles straight into my embrace.

Yoongi: “Been a good girl today?”

Y/N: “Yes i have”

Yoongi: “HEY! Don’t lie to me! And call me by my nickname.. it’s after 12!”

Y/N: “I’m sorry mister”

Her apologies makes me soft. I absolutely hate it! It angers me, i don’t want to be a soft person!

I grab her hard by the wrist making her face resemble the pain. The wildest smirk spread across my face, i lean against her ear, whispering;

Yoongi: “I’m not gonna be gentle, but you already know that don’t you, little girl?!”

My words soak her every time, she loves my soothing dark voice lingering into her ear. I nibble on her earlobe while grunting.

Yoongi: “Aish.. why you so easy.. give me a challenge for once”

She suddenly grabs my growth bellow with a tease.

Yoongi: “BEG FOR IT YOU SLUT!”

Y/N: “Please mister!”

She tangled her legs around my waist, and for each second she’s my belt i get harder.

Yoongi: “Shit, you’ll pay for this..!”

I slam her back into the wall with her legs still around my waist, her crotch to mine. While attacking her lips with deep, slow enjoyable kisses i shove my hand down her shorts using my fingers just to tease. Everything in teasingly slow speed, making her beg for more, wanting me just the way i want her.

Y/N: “Oh... agh.. P-please Yoongi!!!”

With my hand dug down to her crotch i pinch with the sound of my name. And she dig her nails into my shoulders by the rush of pain.

Y/N: “MISTER! PLEASE!”

Yoongi: “what? Does my little bitch want daddy?”

Y/N: “Yes ple-please!!”

Oh god she makes me ache!! She already seems exhausted, resting her head over my shoulder, breathing heavily and this time almost in struggle. When she does, my soft side appears, i don’t wanna do this anymore when i feel her weight in my arms this way.. But again that angers me.., but this anger does not get the best of me this time!

I started worrying about her... i never did.

Carrying her to the bed, this time actually carefully putting her down into the sheets. She knows what’s coming.. But today is so different from usual...

Yoongi: “hey.. Y/N.. you okay?” I asked to clearify for her wellness.

She looked at me with confusion..

Y/N: “Yoongi?”

Yoongi: “Yeah baby?”

Her eyes filled with tears to my realization that she haven’t been allowed to call my name like that for weeks. And she smiled.

Yoongi: “God you trigger me sweety!”

All my anger from yesterday was gone, all my pain was hers. Today wasn’t a bad day after all, because..

Yoongi: «I couldn’t stop thinking about you..I’ve missed you all day..»

But i know she haven’t missed me, she’s been sleeping, treating her wounds, healing the bruises i gave her.

Yoongi: «I’ll try be more gentle tonight kitten, let’s have fun»

[*Your POV*]

Tears left my eyes as he gently hugged me tight. Since the very start he’s been so angry, so mad. He did me rough at least 4 times every week.. never soft and pleasurable. But it was fine.. because he got to prove his manliness after being a complete cutie for his dear ARMY, and i got to be his secret girlfriend.

The worst beatings i got was back when he did fan signings. 3 days with happiness plastered on his face, meaning for me 3 rough nights and 2 weeks with not leaving the apartment due to all the bruising. But he always stated how he loved me, how he wished things were different, but only before midnight if he had time.

He hesitated.. which he’s never done before..

Yoongi: “Y/N can i ask you something first?” I sat on his lap feeling his members excitement from bellow as he embraced me lightly.

Yoongi: “Aren’t you tired of me?... like, how i treat you?”

Y/N: “Oppa...?!” I turned around linking my legs around his waist, looking him straight in the eyes.

He gently removed the strings of hair from my face, placing it behind my left ear. And with tears in his eyes and a knot in his throat, he stated..

Yoongi: “You deserve better.. you should find someone el..”

I wanted him to shut up as i didn’t want to hear anything like that bullshit, smashing my lips gently to his and grinding my womanhood closer against his clothed bulge making him grunt as a denied moan.

With his right arm to keep balance, he used the left to disconnect our lips slowly, holding my chin.

Yoongi: “please...I mean it sweetie.. “

Y/N: “Yoongi!... how do you feel..?”

Yoongi: “awful... for hurting you..”

Y/N: “Why?..”

Yoongi: “Because.. i”

Y/N: “You what?!!!” Tears forced their way down my chin, releasing it’s grip at my chin and falling to his thighs.

Yoongi: “I’m in Love with you.. and i can’t hurt you like this anymore.. and by knowing what i’ve done i’m not the one who should love you..”

Y/N: “But pabo!! I love you.. listen..”

“Let’s just start over.. like.. this maybe;..”

I again moved to hit his member, putting my hands over his shoulders and trailing down from there, unbuttoning his shirt.

Never had i been in control, but that was not to my lack of knowledge on what to do. Because i know exactly what he would like and where his soft spots could be.

Trailing light suctions down his neck and into his collarbone. A soft pleasured moan escaped his lips. A moan i’ve never heard slip out of that mans mouth. His bulge was rock hard and screaming for escape.

I grabbed a piece of his hair and played with it as i placed my lips on his. Teasingly i bit and sucked on his lower lip making him lose control.

Yoongi: “Do.. som..something.. already”

With his statement i was sure my pajama-shorts where soaked.. all the options i had to please him... shit, it turned me on.

He sat on his knees and with my teeth i zipped down his pants. Sliding down his bottoms, his throbbing member stood out with pride.

Teasingly i licked of his precum, he almost screamed in frustration from the temptation of love lust. I must admit he scared me a little, but seeing him holding himself to the edge just for me... truly melted my heart.. it was so fucking hot..

Y/N: “let me make your day even better” I smirked at him as i did something I thought i would never get allowance to do. Taking his length half way, then going deeper and deeper.

Yoongi: “Oh.. FUCK!”

He grabbed a bundle of my hair and forced me to take his whole length, and increasing the speed. His tip pressing against the back of my throat every time, brining tears to my eyes as i chocked time to time. Bringing vibrations on him he couldn’t control his moans and was a mess in front of me.

His hand was almost shaking as i got to pull away. Guessing by his heavy breathing and shaking hands he wasn’t far away from climax.

Letting him breath for another 30 seconds i went straight back for his lips giving him a taste of himself. He gave into it with aggression and pleasure making my body scream as well. I could really feel my body’s lack of energy, but i couldn’t miss out on this change... i couldn’t miss out on him. But he stopped me..

With his shaking hands and lack of breath he forced me to bottom as he topped me, followed with another deep make out.

Yoongi: “holy shit.. you’re amazing...”

*heavy breathing*

“now let me share this pleasure.. i love you so much”

He kicked away the rest of his bottoms and ripped his shirt to shreds. He removed my slightly oversized white t-shirt revealing my bare chest. And the shorts wasn’t on for much longer either.

Yoongi: “Relax now babe, i’ll do the rest.”

He massaged my breasts as he licked my neck. His warm palms against my skin made me automatically wait for the stinging pain to take place with a red mark... but not today.

Yoongi: “I’m not gonna hurt you. Relax”

It was so much pleasure it felt dangerous to keep silent. I held my breath as usual.

Yoongi: “Breathe! Moan for me kitten! You’re allowed!“

As he said he pinched the inner of my thighs letting me moan in the mixture of pleasure and pain.

Yoongi: ”You okay sweetie?“

I nodded with a soft smile of pleasure which seemed to turn him on. I could sense his throbbing naked cock at my dripping entrence. He bit his lower lip, but before he could do anything i grasped his wrist making his focus turn on me.

Y/N: ”Oppa!! Haven’t you forgot something...?“

Yoongi: ”No no, it’s fine.. i wanna finish this raw for your pleasure. Only for you baby“

Y/N: “Wait!! Yoongi!! I won’t ruin your career.. we can wa..ai...i”

His whole naked length suddenly sinking into me caused me a lack of words.

Him inside me had never felt this good and by the sound of his maxed out pleasure-moan he seemed to think so too.

His pace was increasing with each thrust and the pleasure with it.

Y/N: “Yoongi-ah...faster.. deeper”

Our skin repeatedly slapped into eachother making a rhythmic beat echo in the room.

Yoongi: “I’m..”

Before he got to say anything i forced my lips to his as my walls clenched around his throbbing member. I thrusted my hip upwards and he moaned into my mouth and his warm liquid filled me up from bellow.

Yoongi: “Y/N-ah...!” *heavy breathing*

He didn’t pull out.. his body crashed on top of me with an exhaustion i’ve never seen. His chest moving up and down on top of me, making me realize what i really fell in love with.

Y/N: “Don’t ever leave me Yoongi...”

He looked at me with his wonderful dark brown eyes.

Yoongi: “Babe.. i’m so sorry.”

I started crying to his unfinished sentence.

Yoongi: “Don’t cry sweetie, i’m not going anywhere! I’ll give you anything you need!”

Y/N: “You... just you!”

Yoongi: “oh Baby!” He smiled so wide but tears started running from his eyes.

Y/N: “I love you Yoongi.. that’s why i’ve let you get all your anger out. I didn’t care, because i wanted you! No matter how long you would beat me, call me names and hurt me i would obey and be by your side... seeing you struggle is hard. If you beating me would make you feel better.. i would let you, even if it meant the death of me”

He then pulled out and hugged me so tight. Feeling his warmth against my skin was so addictive.

Y/N: “I’ve always loved you, from the start.. even though you didn’t love me back”

Yoongi: “I was scared of loving you... i needed you.. but I didn’t allow myself to the point of love because of my strict contract”

“But I totally forgot that it isn’t Suga that’s supposed to love you... he can’t!”

“But Min Yoon Gi can!.. if you let him”

He planted his lips on mine as a quick peck and embraced me with his warmth.

With our eyes locked in each others love-filled spaces, i ended my relationship with Suga.

Only with the reason of loving his true self. Min Yoon Gi,

My Yoongi <3

[spearpointtranslations]

Hey!! I just wanted to say your writing is really really REALLY amazing and I'm just super thankful for all the time you've dedicated to writing. Also! Do you have any tips on writing smut? And any other writing tips in general?

thank you for the appreciation! my oneshot writing process usually involves writing for 7 hours in a single day to really write out a oneshot (on a weekend of course), and on weekdays I spend 30 min - 1 hour a day writing down rough scenes or new ideas. 

as for smut tips oh boy…uh, really before scum villain more than half the time i did fade-to-black instead of smut scenes and i think i still do it or i use a few sentences sometimes instead of detailing an act? depends on what is meant by smut. 

I use metaphor/similes and implications alot of the time as opposed to detailed mechanics. It can be impactful that way if it suits the character and the context they are put in. It should work to reveal how the characters feel and react, what are they doing and how that relates to their personalities and relationship, and also things like noises, sensations, and fluids help make it vivid. 

As for general writing tips, idk, put yourself in the mood before you write? Feeling fresh, well-rested and full means you can concentrate better. That’s what it takes for me to go on seven hour long writing sessions on a weekend day.  

Smut examples under the cut, NSFW and SPOILERS for What’s My Name? and Sanctuary, I bold similes/metaphors and comparisons. 

1) What’s My Name?  - In this sex scene, because of the plot, LBH is making love to SQQ very slowly, to SQQ’s frustration, and that contrasts with how LBH is usually like. it’s also humorous because SQQ is the pov, he uses modern references, and puns on LBH’s name. “cruelly teased by the big tool slowly rubbing inside” is straight up sex. 

However, the actual movements happened. Luo Binghe’s performance was like experiencing a video at 0.25x speed, while previously knowing it at 3x speed. Shen Qingqiu was being cruelly teased by the big tool slowly rubbing inside of him. People don’t ride a Ferrari to go 20 miles per hour! Shen Qingqiu wanted more and faster. He didn’t think he’d ever think of saying such a thing to Luo Binghe in bed, but here he was. Forget about losing his mind from being fucked too hard, he was going to lose it because of this glacial pace.

Sanctuary - after a bad first time, MBJ visits SQH another night to have better sex. when i write MBJ/SQH, it involves alot of temperature play.   

Mobei Jun began to strip him. His hands slow and surprisingly patient, leaving faint points of cold. He didn’t get to do this last time. The warm candlelight reflected off the golden necklace on an otherwise naked Mobei Jun.

There’s a bunch of yet unlit candles and Mobei Jun took them, placed them on Shang Qinghua’s body one by one, strategically. Shang Qinghua stayed still, quiet, doesn’t question a thing. The artifact even came off, and was left on the desk.

Mobei Jun wordlessly lit the candles.

Last time they had sex, it had been short and painful, this was the opposite.

The candles melted on Shang Qinghua, keeping him warm during the activities as he was touched all over, and what had been previously done to the middle of his front and his back was now felt everywhere.

Mobei Jun tried things and became bolder, more knowledgeable. Sex that people would space out over weeks, he does it all now.

The poses changed, and the candles rearranged themselves mysteriously. The candles didn’t seem to hurt Mobei Jun and when he sometimes pressed against them, they didn’t go out. The candles never hurt or burned Shang Qinghua, and only kept heat present. There was also the warmth from his own blushing cheeks and flushed body.

With the melted wax, the sheets were going to be ruined no matter what, by it and other things, sticky stuff that wasn’t wax. Shang Qinghua didn’t know how much times he had came because he had lost track after his third orgasm. Sometimes Mobei Jun shuddered against him. The once quiet night was no longer quiet.

The burning candles reminded Shang Qinghua of an altar, and he had to be the object of sacrifice. (It had to be sacrifice, right? Otherwise it would be object of worship, and Shang Qinghua decided his eyes were confused by the candlelight and shadows because Mobei Jun looked even more cat-eyed than usual, in this half-light, half-night.)

Once standing candles reduced to puddles of wax are a testament to the passage of time, proof of how long Mobei Jun had been making love to him. Mobei Jun was not injured or tired, he was definitely healthy and vigorous.

This means alot of sex happened between MBJ and SQH but I never wrote ~MBJ’s dick went into SQH’s butt and he thrust in and out of him~ or any dialogue, but it can be understood they had a good time. 

[hallcolt2-blog]

T-24 Nutrition Diary: Sebastian Kienle - IRONMAN

This article is presented by Red Bull

by Jordan Cantwell

Several years ago, my husband and I signed up for IRONMAN Arizona. It was a no-brainer decision. Not only is Tempe a short flight from our home in Northern California, but my brother-in-law and his family also live in nearby Scottsdale. It would be a great opportunity to spend time with family while participating in our favorite pastime.

The timing of Arizona is just a week out from Thanksgiving so my mother-in-law decided to fly into town and join the get-together, then a few other family members announced they would be joining, too. The plans were starting to get more hectic. My dreams of a mellow race lead-up evaporated further when my sister-in-law announced she would make the traditional Thanksgiving dinner for everyone…the night before the race.

Never wanting to be a party-pooper, I went along with the plan, throwing caution to the wind and dismissing my usual pre-race meal for turkey and all the trimmings—complete with a slice of pumpkin pie. That decision returned to haunt me around 1 o'clock am race morning when I was keeled over in the bathroom, feeling rather green. My husband was equally worse for wear. We never made it to the race start that morning. We remained on the couch, laid low by food poisoning and feeling awful, tracking the race online while our bikes waited for a pick up in transition.

The episode was a salient way for me to realize the importance of sticking to a basic, reliable, pre-race plan in the future.

Professional athletes understand that the days and hours leading up to a key race are not the time to mess with their routines. In fact, most have developed a time-tested plan that they rigidly adhere to—not only to offer them nutritional and physical consistency but also mental comfort.

IRONMAN and IRONMAN 70.3 world champion Sebastian Kienle, has honed his pre-race schedule over the years, learning a few lessons along the way. "Make a plan of what you need to do and when you need to do it, as well as what you plan to eat. Prepare as much as you can with your bike and food in the days leading up to the race," he advises. He also suggests using the same bag for races, developing a list of what goes into it, and checking that everything made it into the bag.

Below, Kienle shares his "T-24 hour" pre-race diary to show how he keeps things simple and consistent in those precious last minutes.

T-24 hours: Wakey wakey

Coffee + run

Kienle sets his alarm clock the day before the race for the race start time. So, if the gun goes off at 6:30 am on Sunday, he gets up at 6:30 am on Saturday. "I love to get up early in order to adapt the body to the time and establish good bio-rhythms… but not too early," he laughs. In fact, he considers the night two days prior to the race as the most important for sleep and never skimps on that key recovery.

Not unlike other triathletes, the first order of business for Kienle is coffee before heading out for a shakeout run. "It’s usually a 25 to 30 minute run with some one minute pick-ups at slightly faster that race pace," he explains, adding that his pace isn't actually very fast the day before an IRONMAN.

T-23 hours: Breakfast of champions

Oatmeal + banana + coffee

After his run it's breakfast time, and Kienle opts for oatmeal with a banana washed down with some more coffee. In his words, keeping it simple has worked well for him over the years.

T-22 hours: No last-minute tinkering

Toast, peanut butter, honey & banana + bags + reading + relaxing

It’s then time for Kienle to begin pre-race preparation: organizing transition bags and placing numbers on his bike so that everything is ready for pre-race check-in later in the day. If he’s feeling hungry, he’ll reach for a snack which is often a slice of toast topped with peanut butter, honey and sliced banana. Snacks are important pre-race since Kienle does not like to overeat at any single meal, preferring to load up across multiple smaller meals. He also will drink with each meal but not too much: "you can’t make the tank fuller than full," he laughs.

Once that's taken care of, he likes to lie down and "read something non-triathlon related to keep his mind busy but calm."

Keeping the mind occupied is critical, at least from Kienle’s wife, Tine’s perspective. He has garnered a reputation for being a last-minute tinkerer with his bike, in search of fine adjustments to make the machine as fast as possible. In fact, Tine outed her husband for this in a hilarious Facebook post she wrote in 2017. According to her, when Sebi is bored, he "does what he loves most. He tweaks, or should I say ruins, his bike."

T-18 hours: Stretch it out

Stretching + eggs + potatoes + electrolytes + NormaTecs + nap

As lunchtime approaches, Kienle opts to wake up his body with some light stretching before digging into a meal of potatoes and scrambled eggs, avoiding whole grains. It’s also a good time for him to ensure he is maintaining his electrolyte balance and hydration, so he’ll sip on a bottle Powerbar drink mix with his lunch. To allow for proper digestion, after lunch, Kienle spends 30 minutes in his NormaTec boots and takes a 30-minute nap.

T-16 hours: Afternoon pick-me-up

Check-in + swim + Power Bar + banana

By mid-afternoon, it’s time for Kienle to head to athlete check-in to drop his bike and transition bags. Kienle will grab another coffee, a Power Bar and a banana before he heads out the door with his gear to ensure he’s fully awake and fueled after his short nap. "I try to check in around 4:30 pm and then head for a 1,500-meter swim," he shares. This swim includes some fast 25s and 50s, to remind his body of what it feels like to swim with speed.

T-14 hours: Last supper

Pasta + chicken + alcohol free beer

Kienle continues with his "white diet" at dinner-time, opting for plain pasta and roast chicken as his go-to dinner. If available, he’ll also drink some alcohol-free beer, preferring to save the real McCoy for post-race.

T-11 hours: Lights out

Packing + bedtime

Before heading to bed around 9 pm, Kienle completes some final tasks—preparing all the nutrition and gear he needs for the next morning and for the race itself.

T-3 hours: Alarm call and breakfast

Three slices of toast with peanut butter, banana and honey + 2 cups of coffee + Power Bar Energize drink

The race day alarm for Kienle is typically set for 3:30am, 3 hours before race start. He kicks off the day with breakfast, 3 slices of toast with peanut butter, a drizzle of honey and some sliced banana. Two cups of coffee help wash down the toast and ensure he’s good to go. After breakfast, he’ll lie down for 20-30 minutes to close his eyes and allow the food some time to digest, but it’s soon time to leave for transition.

T-2 hours: Departure for transition

Transition set-up + warm-up jog

Getting to transition early is a priority for Kienle as he finds it takes time to navigate race morning crowds and accomplish everything he needs to do. He heads to body-marking then sets up his bike with race day fuel and hydration before heading out on a light jog. "The warm-up jog is very slow," he shares, "as I don’t want to overheat the system, especially if the race is in a warm climate like Kona."

T-1 hour: Last minute preparations

Bathroom break + stretch cords + motivational tunes

The light jog is perfect to wake Kienle’s system so after the short run, it’s time for a quick bathroom break. He also adds a brief stretch cord session to activate the swim muscles before heading down to the start line with cap and goggles. All the while, Kienle tunes into some of his favorite motivational music to put himself in the right mindset.

T-15 mins: Race start

Red Bull + final goodbyes

It’s important for Kienle to be surrounded by his "people" pre-race so there’s time for some final goodbyes before the long day ahead. About 15 minutes before the race starts, he drinks a can of Red Bull, giving the caffeine and sugar a little time to release into the bloodstream in time for the start of the race. All the work has been done at this point and he’s ready to go.

Jordan Cantwell is a multiple-time IRONMAN finisher, Kona qualifier, and writer living in San Francisco.

Red Bull is the Official Energy Drink of the IRONMAN and IRONMAN 70.3 Global Series.

Source: http://eu.ironman.com/triathlon/news/articles/2018/10/sebastian-kienle-t24-nutrition-diary.aspx

[batsysims]

100 QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS

I was tagged by @tickledsims ty ily!!

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED? CLOSED when i was younger my little sister had a baby doll that would talk on its own at night and we called it the demon baby and hooooly shit

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? i dont take those bc my hair cant take cheap hair products but i do take the soaps!!

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? i put the mattress cover sheet thingy on my bed but i dont use an actual sheet :/

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? nah lol

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES? YES i love using office supplies i could spend all day at staples omg

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? no lol but il save the lil receipt coupons and find them in my wallet months after they expire

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? hhhhh bees

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? yep!! i love them its why im scared to use foundation i dont wanna lose em

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? i either smile or if my moms takin the pic il make a stupid face 

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? i have terrible road rage...... um........... i also hate it when men interrupt me i just walk away at that point 

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? yeah i pretty much count everything

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? i dont think so??

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? def not lmao

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING? i have an eating dance, a drinking dance, and a video game playing dance hahaa

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? yes ugh it annoys me but i cant stop

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK? at LEAST 0

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? i think its a single? a single or a twin either way im miserable send help

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? ummm probably You by Weird Milk?? its the most recent song i added on spotify so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? yeah def unless its one of those “real men wear pink shirts” like just.... stop

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? sometimes my sister makes me watch stevens universe?? il watch phineas and ferb too bc honestly who doesnt anime too but not always cartoon ones or w/e

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? 2001: A Space Odyssey and Daughters of the Dust come to mind

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? u kno where ;) no how big is the treasure?? if its a lil bit id put it in that drawer under the oven bc my family never uses that but if its BIG TREASURE id hide it in the backyard of the last house i lived in bc a. nobody lives there now and 2. its totally overrun with green bc of like two floods

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? water! only water ever

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? honey if theyre mcnuggets but other than that i use honey mustard!

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? chicky parm

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? honestly Inception is my feel-good movie

27. LAST PERSON, YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? a lil babu

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? i was in girl scouts much longer than i ever wanted to be lmao WISH i coulda done BOY SCOUTS

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? if cash is involved absolutely

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? aboutttt three months ago!

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? no but i can watch

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? when i first got my license yea :( 15 yr olds are dum

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? twice! very good memories

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? egg salad gud

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? the all star breakfast at waffle house yasssss

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? honestly like 9 since i always have to wake up at 7 in the am but il stay up til 11 if i can

37. ARE YOU LAZY? absolutely when have ACTIVE ppl done ANYTHING

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? i was usually a cat bc i never could find a costume i liked smh but when i was 2 i went as winnie the pooh lmao

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? ox!

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? just english but im tryna learn spanish and japanese and im fluent in french if a two year olds speech patterns can be considered as such

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? nah

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? LEGOS lincoln logs are big with nostalgia thoooo

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? with dumb shit yeah but i usually just dont care enough abt stuff to deal

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? theyre both old idc

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? no lol

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? not really tbh i like the adrenaline

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? if im alone!! nobody deserves to hear that

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? nahhh

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? when im in the drive thru haaaa

50. EVER USED A GUN? id like to go to a shooting range some time but ive never used one im also very anti gun so i probs would never buy one unless it was a cute lil glock i can handle well

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? st patricks day it wasnt technically for me tho

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? not in general but when ppl start obsessing over a certain one for months on end abt a certain time period and certain performers and certain songs and certain people of history i start wanting ppl to die

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? YEAH I NEVER HAVE MONEY WTF

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? my sisters obsessed with them so yea but never like. authentic polish potato pockets or anything just a frozen box of em

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? apple?? im not rly into pie tbh

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? ive wanted to go into law enforcement/criminology my whole life!! for a sec i wanted to be a firefighter, a journalist/writer/poet, and some sort of artist but u know how kids are

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? i tried to find that clip from malcolm in the middle for like ten mins but i couldnt yea

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? doesnt everyone tho?

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY? no im a bad adult

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS? nah

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? im not rich!!

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? usually just my undies but when im living with other people il wear a soft shirt and my dc heroes pajama bottoms ayyy

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? ive never been to one! i was gonna go see metallica in baltimore but i moved before i could smh

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? walmart sry targets cool but too much money!!! i go there for home things tho does kmart still exist

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? ADIDAS ive been trying to get a full adidas tracksuit for YEARS

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? fritos! i like the super hot cheetos tho

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? peanutsssss

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? Nope but they must be good im keepin @tickledsims response bc it made me laugh

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? when i was a lil babu i took ballet and gymnastics a lil later

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? i hope to never have a spouse  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? yep

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? ive actually never even had a spelling bee im sure theyre a myth

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? i think so??

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? nah

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? nahhhhh

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? no but i had a roommate who did i fell in love

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yeah ok lol so one time when i was a sophomore my french teacher had to use a substitute teacher and hes the reason i believe in love at first sight im STILL in love with him wtf ive also had a bf haha im hilarious

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? i dont really do concerts so i couldnt say but i think matd would be fun!!

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? oh my god

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? hot!!!!

81. TEA OR COFFEE? coffee!!!!!!

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? i dont rly like either but i prefer snickerdoodles over sugar

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? i can only do that weird frog swim i forget what its called so no im shit at it

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? ye

85. ARE YOU PATIENT? if im able to distract myself?? it also depends on the severity of what im waiting on i guess

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? probs a band i guess i dont rly think abt that kinda stuff sry

87. EVER WON A CONTEST? when i was four i won a coloring contest at the ice cream store

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? nope im poor 89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? both are good!

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? i can knit but i cant crochet

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? fckn bathroom

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? not rly unless its a partnership longlasting romance stresses me out especially with financial responsibility etc

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? -20 years

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? my high school boyfriend hahaaa h,,,,

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? im an adult sry

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 1!

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? nope! lmao i love her tho

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? red but i also like many others??? idk

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? ummm not rly?? im not close enough to anyone to miss them and those i am close to im able to hang with

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT? god uhhh if you havent done it already and want to, @dreambot @nebula-simms @ellowynsims and @pixelbloom