#i wanna daydream about existing in the worlds of my favorite games and shit but don't wanna come up with a story sometimes

[maryibgarry102]

i wish all the people who put OC fics in the reader insert tags on like ao3 and shit a very die

[theoneandonlyneonleon]

I am not patient so ima answer these now

ask game

1. whats your favorite thing in your room?: my turtle wall <333

2. how tall do you wish you were?: much taller 😔

3. what color is your hair?: im a natural redhead :D

4. whats a rare fear that you have?: nit rlly rare i dont think, but I am TERRIFIED of deep water- like to the point of crying

5. are you single?: naur✨

6. has your heart ever been broken?: not really?

7. what was your favorite thing as a kid?: 2012 and Money Island SE

8. favorite coping mechanism?: Loud music and a weighted blanket 👌

9. whats your favorite love language?: defo physical touch. I am a veryyyy clingy person oncw I get comfy

10. how often do you get nervous?: really only before auditions (and ordering food)

11. if you had three wishes, would you use them?: uh- cha. Who wouldn't??

12. if you could be fluent in any language which one would it be?: asl fs. I like being non verbal, so it would be helpful

13. where do you wish to live?: I wish I lived with my aunt and uncle in Everett

14. what’s something surprising about you?: I do cheer

15. when did you last shower?: last week I think? (I am ass at taking care of myself 💀💀)

16. when did you first join tumblr?: A couple months ago (I think)

17. do you want any tattoos? if so, where, what, and why?: yerp. Probably my arms. Something meaningful. Idk it just sounds cool.

18. whats the most prominent dream youve had?: A reoccurring dream I keep having is where my mom lets me go to school for one day to try it out, but something always goes wrong (I lose my schedule, miss my classes, etc.)

19. whats your dream job?: Actor/Voice Actor

20. whats your ideal date?: just doing something easy and fun, like going to the aquarium!

21. what do you wish you could do better?: take care of myself

22. what country would you live in if you could?: idk Canada? I mean they get free healthcare-

23. whos the best person you know?: my brother Asher

24. have you ever walked into something you shouldnt have?: I didn't, but my mom once walked in on my neighbor teaching me the wap when I was like 9

25. Already answered!!

26. when have you been most embarrassed?: I accidentally blew snot in the boy I liked in 3rd grade✨✨

27. whats your favorite halloween costume?: so far, Carrie

28. what are you best at?: Acting

29. do you know how to tie your shoes?: yuh

30. do you have siblings?: three- almost four- little s shits

31. if you could know one thing about the future what do you wanna know?: if i make it to adulthood

32. whats a dealbreaker for you?: dishonesty

33. whats your favorite current class?: ELA

34. how many people have you dated?: 4

35. how often do you wash your hair?: every time I shower

36. do you daydream? what about?: living w my aunt and uncle

37. where do you go to be alone?: my room. people kinda forget I exist lol

38. which parent do you like more?: my dad. They both suck, but he's at least a little better

39. whats the one standard you hold yourself to?: not being hateful

40. whos voice do you enjoy?: BEN SCHWARTZ!!!!

41. if you could announce one thing to the world what would it be?: bingus

42. whats one thing you wanna do but havent yet?: actually learn an instrument (I am learning drums tho!)

43. what do you wish you never did?: came out to my friends in the gc where my ma could see

44. do you believe in life after death?: sort of? Im pretty open to whatever, but I do like the idea of reincarnation

45. do you prefer book over movie?: the book is definitely 100% better than the movie

46. whats your favorite season?: Autumn

47. Answered!!

48. do you have a beloved stuffed animal?: yup! Pussyslayer the turtle <333

49. whens a time you wish you acted differently?: 3rd grade when I drove a friend away by being to crazy

50. what’s something you wish that you never bought?: nothing really, I thoroughly make sure the purchase is worthwhile before proceeding

51. do you have your own room?: sadly, no

52. whats your favorite book?: white rabbit

53. who’s someone you hate?: Colleen Hoover

54. whats your best hottake?: ???

55. whats your favorite game?: I don't really play video games, but I'd say either Minecraft, Unpacking, or Sims 4

56. whens a time you felt real genuine fear?: when I went to twin falls in Hawaii, and my dad swam me across the third one, under the waterfall. I cried.

57. are you a morning person?: aaaaabsolutely not

58. do you drink enough water?: definitely not.... Im very dehydrated

59. how different are you from the little kid you used to be?: Ion know dawg- i cant even remember most my childhood 😭😭

60. do you enjoy tumblr?: yeah! I just wish people would rebLOG INSTEAD OF LIKING.

61. have you ever had a tumblr experience that made you wanna delete the app?: No(t yet)

62. whats your least favorite game?: fortnite

63. were you a markiplier fan?: still am motherfucker

64. how do you respond to compliments?: If its in person, I usually just say thanks and give a compliment in return. If its online, I usually squeal and giggle and stimm big before calmly replying 'ik✨✨' or 'ty!!'

65. whats something that would make you fall in love?: literally no idea

66. do you believe in marriage?: im kinda 50/50 here- on one hand I would love to have a wedding and get to wear a pretty dress. On the other, I don't believe in marriage as an idea- I feel like you shouldnt have to be legally bound to prive your love. But you do you boo <33

67. do you have a crush on someone?: other than Donnie? Nah.

68. do you like tumblr?: I do! So far everyone is really nice (but please for the love of Aphrodite REBLOGGGG)

69. were you a voltron stan?: naur

70. whats your favorite ship?: Leosagi

71. whats your favorite song?: atm im between Two Time by Jack Stauber and the entire Lucid Dreams album by Boywithuke

72. do you like loud crowds?: I would honestly rather be skinned alive

73. have you ever created conflict on purpose?: nah

74. how do you sleep?: very little

75. do you bite your lips?: only when they itchy

76. do you use chapstick?: frequently. I have eczema so my lips are constantly dry

77. do you have any pets?: two dogs and three cats!

78. what color are your eyes?: blue-gray

79. what’s something you wish you could change about yourself?: nothing, im perfect already✨✨

80. have you ever had surgery?: nerp

81. whats your least favorite animal?: mosquito

82. whats something that youre really bad at?: math (I had to use my fingers to count 7-3 the other day, then I had to pause and rethink my entire life)

83. do you have an sqishmellows?: just one, the lil panda

84. do you enjoy fast food?: meh. I prefer eating at home

85. do you like soda?: yup!

86. Answered!!

87. do you wear any jewelry?: mhm! I have a bunch if cute earrings, and I love wearing bracelets

88. what socials do you use?: just Insta and tumblr

89. whats your lowest grade in school right now?: social studies at 73.24%

90. whats the latest youve stayed up till?: all night

91. did you ever have bangs?: Nerp

92. what trends did you hate?: thigh high uggs because for some reason those were a thing

93. whats your favorite item of clothing?: the dress I wore today, so affectionately called the 'coffin dress'

94. Answered!!

95. whats your opinion on body hair?: if you want to shave, go ahead. If you dont, thats okay too! I don't like telling people what to do with their bodies. Personally, I don't like shaving. I like me the way I am, body hair and all!

96. whats your least favorite time?: morning

97. do you make a wish at 11:11?: its basically mandatory in my house

98. Answered!!

99. have you ever been to church?: I don't go regularly, but have been a few times. Not a terrible experience, but not for me.

100. are you lgbtq?: queer as hell baby

[thatringboy]

I know a lot of people have made their critiques of the Inazuma chapter and while I agree with most of them, I still wanna make my own

So spoilers below lmao

I liked this chapter a lot story wise

I said it, I enjoyed the Inazuma story

I’ll admit, it was not written to its fullest potential, but I’ve seen much worse. I’m a Traveler main and an avid maladaptive daydreamer so I’m constantly seeing things through the eyes of Aether and putting myself in his shoes as I watch the story progress

And that’s how I went into this overall quest

I didn’t know Signora’s identity as the Crimson Witch before her battle, I would have never suspected Scaramouche to be a literal clone of Ei’s (I suspected he was her son, remember?). I laughed when everyone laughed, I got furious when Aether was furious, I was shook to my core in fear while walking out of Tenshukaku and I got a boost of adrenaline going into the second Ei fight with Kazuha and Teppei by my side

I still get chills thinking about Signora’s final moments and how startling it all was

And it didn’t feel rushed to me. Never. Not at one point.

Did plot holes exist? I mean yeah I guess, but at the same time, we were unconscious for an unknown amount of time after Scaramouche Scaramouched us and we as the traveler weren’t as invested in every little bit of info we came across (which is hilarious to me)

I walked through this quest with the jadedness of the traveler after coming so close to finding their sibling but then they were pulled away and I left with newfound determination to find them

And Ei’s story quest was so sweet too. I thought the large difference between her and the Shogun puppet was well executed (in my humble opinion) and the little bits of her never having Mora and not knowing what a photo was adorable. It was obvious that she was a different person now that she was tuning back in to the real world

Does that make me a bad player for acknowledging the good parts of this chapter? I hope not

Should I never write again because I obviously can’t recognize a poorly written plot? Idk 🤷‍♂️

I still recognize that there are some holes in the story and that everyone seems to think it was rushed, I really do, but I had a lot of fun nonetheless.

9/10 would absolutely play again for the story

AND THE VISUALS OH MY GODS THE VISUALS

Each cutscene was so beautiful, I could make an entire other post about that!

But I’m losing my train of thought, so I’ll just wrap this up:

How you feel about the Inazuma Archon Quest is up to you and only you. If you liked it, nice! So did I! If you didn’t, I understand.

But please don’t shit on others for having either opinion. MiHoYo is working around the clock to make content for all you rabid fans and some of y’all just cannot be satisfied. Don’t make that our problem because your favorite character didn’t have enough screentime or you found some of the quests to be cheesy

Despite all of us having different experiences with Genshin, we’re all playing the same game.

Anyways, I’ll catch y’all on the flip side

[collecting-stories]

Bake-off - JJ (Outer Banks)

Request: can you write something with jj where the reader bakes a lot :) i understand if not, but i bake a lot (especially pies, i’m rambling sorry!) and thought this would be cute

A/N: So, since it’s JJ the baking had to include weed. 😛

Outer Banks Masterlist

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The tray of banana nut muffins sat on John B’s table, half eaten. It was long before Big John died that there was ever even a homemade birthday cake in the house, neither men having much luck in the kitchen. But the muffins didn’t belong to John B anyway, they were JJ’s, which was even more peculiar, according to Kiara. If the Routledge men were shit at baking than the Maybank’s had never even turned on an oven.  

“They’re a gift.” JJ shrugged, laying across the laz-e-boy on the porch and munching on one.  

“A gift?” That was more shocking than their existence. JJ didn’t really get gifts and definitely not baked goods.  

“Did you mow someone’s lawn?” Pope asked, reaching for the muffin only to have JJ Flop away from him at the last second.  

“You could say that.” He grinned, attempting and failing a wink.  

“Ew, JJ.” Kiara groaned and walked back into the living room, emerging a moment later with one, “oh my god they’re edibles.”

“What?” Pope asked.  

“There’s weed in them.”

“Yes there is.” JJ grinned, “I ate two last night and was cooked. It’s some good shit.”

“Is it your shit?” Kiara asked, taking a bite.  

“Obviously, I said it was good didn’t I? I got the best shit on the island Kie.” He replied.  

“I know you didn’t make them so who made them for you?”  

-

JJ was a purest, as he dramatically referred to it. He rolled his own joints, dried his own weed for vaping, and he didn’t do edibles. At least he didn’t until one of the guys in the kitchen at the hotel turned 21. A box of cookies sat on the counter in the kitchen, marked Andrew. Double chocolate-chocolate chip, according to Andrew, and packed with a enough weed to “have you cooked after half of it”.  

“They’re delicious man, you gotta try one.” Andrew had insisted.  

“I don’t do edibles.”  

“You’ll regret it.”

And naturally, being told that there was the possibility for regret was a guaranteed way to ensure JJ did something. His bizarre fear of missing out dictated that he have no regrets and so he took one and ate the whole thing right there in the kitchen. And it was good...it was so good it didn’t even taste like weed and he was two seconds from telling Andrew he’d been dupped when he felt the familiar ease settle over him.  

“Where’d you get these?” He asked, slipping three into a plastic bag and dropping them in his backpack.  

“That girl that works in the kids area.” Andrew shrugged.  

You were a glorified babysitter, in charge of occupying people’s toddlers while they went out to play golf or shop or go to the spa. Not the greatest job in the world but the kids were usually easily contained and the parents always tipped well.  

JJ knew you to see you, always wandering around with some kid or another attached to your hip, talking about Frozen or Descendants...he’d heard you duet a song from some Disney Channel movie with one of the little girls just last week. It made you seem a bit green honestly. He couldn’t imagine you doing anything less than innocent, especially making your own edibles.  

He waited until after his shift to look for you, still wearing his white button up and vest but with his cargo shorts back on. You were outside supervising and participating in a game of soccer with a handful of eight year olds.  

“Hey,” he called, waving to you as he walked up. You tossed the soccer ball back into the makeshift field and turned toward JJ, “Andrew said you made him those cookies, for his birthday.”  

“Oh yeah,” you nodded, “I know he doesn’t like to smoke so...”  

“Could you make me some?”  

“Sure, what flavor?” You turned away for a moment to make sure all five of your children were still actively playing soccer and JJ took the opportunity to check you out. Your t-shirt advertised the hotel and hung loose on you. Shorts and a pair of running shoes completed the look and he was appreciative for the view of your legs.  

“Chocolate peanut butter.” JJ decided.

-

Chocolate peanut butter cookies, snickerdoodles, brownies, blondies, coffee cake, you and JJ had slowly formed a friendship built on experimental edible recipes. He supplied the weed and you made him whatever baked goods he could think up. He had even downloaded the Tasty app and Pinterest for the sake of finding new desserts for you to tackle.  

“So this girl just makes you whatever you want?” Kiara asked the next time a container of cookies appeared at John B’s house. Sugar cookies, with piped on icing that made them look like beach balls.  

“It’s business Kie. I supply the weed from my cousin, she makes the edibles. We sell them too, it’s a very lucrative business.” JJ replied, eyes closed, laying in the hammock outside John B’s while he smoked.  

Kiara was munching on a sugar cookie. She wasn’t really complaining about the edibles, her mom had been on her lately about the possibility of her smoking and the edibles were easier to hide. Especially because yours didn’t smell half as bad as some she’d had in the past. Mostly she was just curious about this girl that JJ was spending time with. He acted like it was casual but Kiara had known him for a long time and she knew JJ lacked the ability to hang out with a girl casually. Even they toed the line sometimes.  

“So when can we meet your esteemed business partner?” Kiara asked.  

“What?” JJ rolled his head to the side to look over at her, pushing his sunglasses down his nose. “Why do you wanna meet her?”

“Why don’t you want us to meet her?” She countered.  

“I don’t care. You can meet her.” JJ replied, trying to act nonchalant about the whole thing. He couldn’t fool Kiara and he knew that but that didn’t stop him from trying. He didn’t want you to meet his friends, mainly because he liked having you all to himself. It meant your attention wasn’t divided four ways.  

-

“These are burnt on the bottom.” You commented, sitting on the kitchen island beside a cooling rack of peanut butter cookies. The peanut butter was JJ’s favorite though you usually didn’t make them because of allergies.  

“They’re fine.” JJ replied, munching on a cookie while he scrolled through tiktok. You rolled your eyes at him and held one up, turning it over to inspect the nearly black bottom of the cookie. JJ had sworn that he would keep an eye on them while you left to talk to your mom on the phone but he’d let the buzzer go two minutes before he finally took it out.

“At least you’re the only one eating them.” You remarked, taking a bite of the one in your hands. You scrunched up your nose at the taste of burnt cookie, “the high better be worth it.”  

JJ put his phone down, pushing off the counter so that he could come over and stand in front of you. You raised an eyebrow as JJ moved your knees apart so that he could stand between your legs. He opened his mouth, letting out an ‘ahh’ and you rolled your eyes at him as you placed the burnt peanut butter cookie in his mouth.  

“It’s burnt.” You reiterated, watching him chew the cookie. You had discovered that JJ could pace himself far better with a blunt than he could a batch of cookies. He’d eat three in a row and get cooked, an unusual occurrence for him. You ran a hand through his hair, brushing it out of his eyes. “Your hair is so greasy it literally stands up on its own.” You teased.

“I washed it!”  

“The last time you went in the ocean does not count as a bath.” You replied. You continued to play with his hair as he leaned closer to you, eyes fluttering shut for a moment.  

“You have off tomorrow?” JJ asked, still munching on his cookie.

“Yeah but my mom’s home all day.” You replied.  

The experimental creating of edibles had led to a friendship and then a something in between. You weren’t quite ready to call JJ your boyfriend but you certainly weren’t entertaining the idea of anyone else. He spent all his time at your house when he wasn’t with his friends or working. Even when your mom was home and there was no baking, he hung around. At work he sought you out throughout the day, more than once crashing whatever activity you were doing with your kids.  

“I was thinking you could come out on the boat with us.” JJ said. He was determined, now that he’d told Kiara he would, to introduce you to everyone. It certainly didn’t mean that he was planning on giving up his alone time with you but he’d concede to Kiara this time. “My friends wanna meet you.”

“Okay, I’d like that.” You replied, smiling at the implication that he was introducing you to his friends, “but I’m making them better cookies cause these are burnt.”

“There’s nothing wrong with them.”

“No but there’s something wrong with me for trusting you to watch the oven.” You said.  

His eyes opened and he pouted at you. “I’m very responsible.”

“I know babe.”  

-

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[yesloverboy]

Can you do something about current day Tommy Lee and the reader going to a fair? Idk I just think he’d be a fun fair date. 😂

for more fair/carnival content you can check out this chapter of my ongoing tommy series ‘neighborly’. 

...

 Summer was always your favorite part of the year. With your boyfriend Tommy being a full-time rockstar, family holidays were practically non-existent. Instead of having hectic Christmases and stressful Thanksgivings like everyone else,  you and Tommy would block off an entire two months of the summer for just yourselves. 

 More often than not, you found yourself daydreaming about cocktails on the beach and fireworks shining brilliantly on the bay; anything to get some quality time with your sweet, lovesick drummer. Despite how often he was on the road, Tommy never disappointed. After spending nearly the entire year touring, he would always come back to you with elaborate vacation plans and a booklet of pamphlets for you to peruse. He always presented the ideas but, no matter what, you got the final say.

 Tommy’s philosophy with you was simple: anything his baby wanted, his baby got– and you sure as hell were not about to argue with him on that.

 This summer, in particular, you had both decided on a cross-country road trip from your sunny home on the West Coast, all the way to the East Coast. So far, it had been going way better than you expected. When you first pitched the idea to Tommy, you were worried that spending countless days driving through all the wide-open spaces of the United States would quickly bore your hyperactive boyfriend, but it had quite the opposite effect. 

 Deciding to take your time, you and Tommy had zigzagged all across the West, experiencing everything from the lavish hotels in Vegas to the run-down motels in Roswell. Tommy stopped for every single landmark in sight, demanding to have his picture taken with your battered polaroid next to every “world’s largest” or “world’s best” sign on the side of the road. Needless to say, it wasn’t long before he started brainstorming ways to put a “World’s Biggest Dick” sign in the front yard when you both got home.

 A little less than halfway on your journey, you and Tommy finally drive across the Texas border and into the little city of Amarillo. Having never been to Texas before, your mind was already filled with images of wild cowboys and Selena singing her heart out at the Houston Rodeo. 

 “Babe, can we stop here for the night? I’ve always wanted to visit Texas,” you plead, giving him your biggest puppy eyes.

  Tommy just quirks an eyebrow in your general direction, eyes fixed firmly on the rolling asphalt in front of him. “You do realize this is just the tip of Texas, right? It’s practically Oklahoma.”

 You roll your eyes although your annoyance is far from sincere. “Well I’m sorry, Mr. I’ve-Been-Everywhere, but some of us aren’t traveling all over the country every day of the year.”

 “Look, what would we even do? We’re miles away from any major city worth seeing.”

 You watch the orange desert thoughtfully as it blazes by, tall cactuses and rocky plateaus occasionally peppering the landscape. The hot sun was slowly dipping into the horizon, the pale blue of the sky eventually darkening to purple. Finally, a billboard comes into view, it’s bright colors and large font reading: Fun Fair for the Whole Family, Exit 12. 

 “What about that?” you grin, knowing full well that your boyfriend’s inner child could never say no to the promise of shitty games and rickety coasters. 

 Tommy barks out a laugh, “You really know how to get your way, huh baby?”

...

 By the time you and Tommy find the right exit to turn off, all the colors of dusk had melted together into a deep navy, making the distant fair glitter and gleam with life. Living in Southern California, you and Tommy were used to seeing cute little carnivals popping up on the outskirts of town or riding the Ferris wheel on the pier, this, however, was an entirely different beast. 

 It wasn’t until you and Tommy pulled up to the entrance that you began to realize just how enormous the fair actually was. They say everything is bigger in Texas, and you found this statement to be comically true. The fairground hosted a myriad of rides, each of which advertised dizzying, mind-altering fun that left patrons stumbling off in a fit of laughter. The game booths were stuffed to the brim with prizes, each one showcasing overstuffed plushies with wandering plastic eyes. Even the food was larger than life, and every confection was deep-fried, served on a stick, or both. 

 “Holy shit, babe,” Tommy breathes, his eyes round with excitement, “This is fucking incredible.” 

 “Truly a desert gem if I’ve ever seen one,” you concur with a grin, “So lover boy, what do you wanna hit up first?”

 Tommy, with his impish spirit, is instantly drawn to the biggest and brightest thing on the fairground. “How about we start with a classic?” he asks, pointing out into the vastness of the park in front of you. 

 You follow the direction of his lanky arm until your eyes fall on a rather obnoxious haunted house ride glaring in the distance. The outside structure is meant to imitate an old stone castle, but the ride’s entrance is shaped like the mouth of a cartoon devil, his face and eyes rabid with an interpretation of evil that borders on hysterical. Suspended above the devil’s eyes is a beaming sign, its flashing letters reading, Spook-o-Rama.

 “That crazy fucking thing?” you scoff. 

 Tommy just grins widely, his eyes gleaming boyishly. “What’s a matter, baby? You scared?” He tries to poke at your ribs but you slap his hand away. 

 “As if.” 

 “Well then hop on, pretty lady,” Tommy says, crouching his tall body in front of you so that you can hop on his back. You happily oblige, legs dangling off the ground as Tommy hops back up, his shoulders bouncing as he adjusts to your weight against his spine. 

 In true Tommy fashion, he races the entire way to the Spook-o-Rama, sneakered feet kicking up orange dust in his wake. You giggle breathlessly with arms wrapped firmly around the crook of his neck, ignoring every single second glance and strange look from the sea of strangers. 

 When Tommy finally skids to a stop, he threatens to drop you a couple of times, his arms loosening more and more each time until, finally, he leans down far enough for your feet to gently plop against the ground. 

 “Thanks for the ride, asshole,” you chuckle, reaching up on tip-toes to ruffle his mop of wavy brown hair. 

 “Which one?” he taps his chin thoughtfully, “The ride to the fair, the ride on my back, or the ride I’m gonna give you later.” 

 The innuendo is so cheesy you can hardly refrain from cringing. “Oh shove off, Lee,” you snicker, “Let’s just get this over with already.”

 With a lovesick smile, Tommy entwines his long fingers with your much smaller ones, all the while thinking that he would walk into the mouth of the devil every day for the rest of his life if he had you by his side. 

 Maybe it’s time he did something about that. 

[gasp-iwrotesomething]

Prompt List

I feel like my blog needs to be spiced up (and I need to experiment more with my adaptability) so here's a self-curated prompt list by yours truly.

SEND IN A LETTER(S) AND A NUMBER(S) ALONG WITH A CHARACTER(S), THANKS!

Interested? Read more for the deets... 😏

Goofy Fluff - (G)

"Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're a bit of a moron."

"If that's true then I'm the queen of England."

"It takes serious intellect to be this comedic but you wouldn't know that, would you?"

"I'm not even dead and I’m rolling over in my grave."

"Yeah, people like going to circuses, not LIVING in one!" “Yeah, but you’re a total bozo, so you should be familiar with living in circuses.”

"What can I say? I'm a natural at pissing you off."

"Thanks for your opinion but you're wrong and I'm right, the end."

"What do you want? A trophy?"

"Call me a disaster but watching you lose your mind is my top three kinks."

"That's lame. You're lame. Your style is lame. That shirt? Lame."

"That's not constructive criticism, that's blatant verbal assault!"

"Was that a threat or a request? Cause there's about a hundred reasons to kill you right now."

"Hah, if an employer saw that listed on your resume, they'd kick you to the curb for perjury."

"Artistry can be whatever you want it to be... and I want it to be competitive skee ball."

"Using cheap insults isn't a healthy way to cope, you know."

"You blame me like you didn't cheer me on!"

"I may be small but I can be intimidating. You ever seen a chihuahua? Yeah, same shit. Don't try me."

"Fun fact: I'm not a guest to your little pity party."

"Come on, a little bit of exertion never killed anybody." "Then consider me the first."

"I'm not judging you; I'm viciously questioning your life choices.”

"God, the world can't take a second you. One is already pushing the limit."

"You suck at lying, just for future reference."

"I've never been so proud of someone whose insulted me so hard before in my life."

"Dude, your track record of hypocrisy is not something to flaunt."

"That's not a word. Try again. And this time, think about what you say before you say it. Saves you from crippling humiliation."

"I was on the fence for a while but I've finally come to the conclusion that... you're brutally wrong."

"That's bold coming from someone with a pretty generic fashion sense."

“I’m not surprised.” “What?! Come on, I wanna be unpredictable!”

“Did you not know? I’m the president, vice president, and secretary of the (insert LI’s name) Fan Club.”

“I wish you would pour that on me!” “Consider your wish granted!”

Romantic Fluff - (R)

"I love you, in case you were wondering."

"Don't worry, I got you."

"Not to sound cheesy, but you're a home away from home."

"You can hold my hand, if you'd like."

"It’s not everyday someone manages to make (insert character’s name) swoon.” “What can I say? You’re a rare specimen.”

“You’re safe with me, I promise.”

“Pinky promise?”

“How about a good ol’ game of rock paper scissors to settle things between you and I?”

“Come on, stop making that face, it kills me every time.” “That’s precisely the reason why I’m making this face.”

“For me? Awww, you really don’t have to do this for me!”

“You’re worth running up a flight of stairs for.”

“I love your jokes, even if they’re a bit much at times.”

“Not to be sappy, but you’re my after-work stress reliever.”

“You look so beautiful/handsome, I really mean it.”

“You make me feel so safe and I’m so grateful for you.”

“I might’ve caught baby-fever... and I might be daydreaming about starting a big family with you one day... if you wouldn’t mind that of course...”

“Seriously, you’re the shit. Like you’re the coolest person I know.”

“Kiss me like you mean it and I’ll tell you why.”

“Wanna cuddle? Just you and me?” “Of course, who else is here to cuddle with us?”

“You’re such a goofball and I love you for it, you silly, silly person.”

“Let’s take the day off and spend it together, doing whatever you want to do.”

“Look at you, baby, you’re fucking amazing!”

“What do you mean? You look like the most gorgeous human to ever exist; period.

“I just didn’t think Valentine’s Day was up your alley, that’s all.”

“So... now that we’re married, how many kids do you want?” “We haven’t even been on our honeymoon for a DAY yet and you’re already bringing up the talk?!”

“How about a kiss to make it better, hmm?”

“Give me some platonic love, please. I’m feeling down and in my feelings.”

“See, I knew you could do it!”

“I’m so happy I could kiss you!” “What’s stopping you? Kiss me already!”

“You’re always on my mind, just so you know.”

“I miss you so badly. Can’t you just ditch that gig and come home to me already?”

“Tell me how much you love me.” “I love you so, so, so, so, so, so, so, SO-” “Okay, that’s overdoing it!”

“Like it or not, you’re my soulmate and we’re meant to be.” “You make it sound like this is a travesty; hell, I’m grateful that we’re soulmates!”

“You’re the best gift I’ve even been given, you know that, right?”

Angst - (A)

“How could you betray me like this?!”

“I thought you were more than this. But you’re not.”

“Why would you do this?!”

“Please, don’t do this to me. Please, (insert character’s name).”

“Don’t go, I need you.”

“You always said how low they were, how you’d ever be like them, but look at you now! You’re a carbon copy of the exact person you never said you would be!”

“I can’t be with you anymore. We’re done.”

“What did I ever do to you to deserve all of this?!”

“I loved you, (insert character’s name). I adored you so much. Not anymore.”

“I’ve moved on, there will never be an ‘us’ again.”

“Have a nice life, (insert character’s name).”

“I’ll leave and I’ll never come back if that’s what you really want!”

“I can’t trust you anymore.”

“I’m sorry but this is for the best.”

“It’s all my fault, I let this happen to you.”

‘What the hell did they do to you?!”

“Stop making this harder than this needs to be!”

“Forget you ever knew me, it’s for your own sake.”

“I fucked up alright and I’m sorry! What more can I do to convince you that I truly am?! Please, I’m desperate at this point!”

“Don’t give me that smirk, asshole! You almost died! ...I almost lost you!”

“I don’t care if I get my clothes bloody, you’re dying, (insert character’s name)!”

“Just keep your eyes on me, okay? Everything’s fine now.”

“I can’t live without you, you have to understand how important you are to me!”

“You used me. All this time I thought you loved me and cared about me... but you fucking used me!”

“You’re a liar! I know you’re lying to me!”

“What the hell does (she/he/) have that I don’t, huh?! What makes (her/him) worth more of your time?!”

“I knew I should’ve listened to them and not you.”

“I hate you! Do you hear me?! I HATE you!”

“You can’t do this, you can’t just leave me for something so stupid.”

“Just listen to me!”

“...just leave me alone. I’m done talking to you.”

“Stay with me! Please!”

“I feel like I’m losing the only person I love--you.”

“I don’t even know who you are anymore.”

“Oh I’M crazy?! You haven’t seen crazy yet; I’ll show you crazy!”

Smut - (S) 

“I want you on your knees, mouth open.”

“You know what? I’ll just tie you up and teach you a lesson, how about that?”

“I mean, I’ve never been called ‘Daddy’/‘Mommy’ before, but I can’t say I don’t like it when you call me that...”

“You’ll have to beg for it.”

“I want you. Right now.”

“You’re making so little noise. Can’t you be louder for me?”

“How about I give you a reason to stay in bed?”

“Stop fumbling with that button and just touch me already!”

“Take me right here, please.”

“That was a command, not a request.”

“Do it. Now.”

“What are you going to do to me?”

“God, I love it when you touch me like that!”

“Say that again. Louder this time.”

“Stop teasing and just fuck me.”

“I’ll make you regret that.”

“Please, I can’t hold on much longer!”

“How can I make it up to you?” “Well, there is something that I’ve been wanting to try...”

“Spread your legs, don’t be so bashful with me.”

“Keep your voice down. No vocal performances allowed tonight.”

“Strip for me and make sure it’s slow.”

“I love when you’re gentle with me, but right now, all I want is to be treated like your little toy.”

“Make love to me tonight.”

“You deserve a reward for all of your hard work, may I...?”

“Do that again, I love that so much.”

“You’re giving me serious bedroom eyes and I’m so into it.”

“Let’s sneak off and have some fun of our own...”

“I want your taste in my mouth.”

“Come here, come see how good you taste...”

“You cum when I say so, do you understand?”

“Don’t you dare look away from me, I want those eyes trained on me at all times.”

“I think a spanking is in order for your misbehavior...”

“If you expect me to have mercy for you, then you’re mistaken.”

“Fuck this boring shit, pull some kinky shit on me and spice this up.”

“I could always pour this on you and lick it off, if that’s what you prefer...”

“You’re my favorite flavor to have; so versatile all times of the day.”

“Make me.”

“I want to watch you touch yourself.”

“Just like that, you’re being so good for me.”

“You’re gonna make me--ah, fuck!”

A Brief List of Every LI I write for:

Alex Cyprin

Cal North

Cecelia Visconti

Ezra Wolf (NEW)

Hades

Helena Klein

Joaquin Ortega

Julius Harper

Liora Skyheart 

Medusa

Nav Hexan

Neil Dresner

Nikolai Stirling

Renzei Feng

Sevastian of the Winter

TK Yoon

Vince Moretti

Vivienne Tang

Xenia of the Autumn

Whew! Anyway, here’s the prompt list I came up with (all by myself; shocking, I know :P) so if you want to request something based off this list then just send in a letter and a number along with a character. 

Examples: G6, G9, and R2 with Vivienne Tang, or S12 and S17 with Cal North

Thanks and have a nice day! Oh, and if you want to reblog or use my prompt list, that’s all cool with me (just give credit where credit’s due, please and thank you)!

[iicewitch]

✨ bleed magic

a playlist for @glitchedwitch​ link to playlist: here tracklist and favorite lyrics below:

1. poniko’s room [lights on] - yume nikki ost instrumental 2. distant past - everything everything Take me to the distant past, I want to go back Save me from the distant past, I wanna survive Canine fangs about my throat You're bleeding over Eden like a goat Tall blade dripping in every field I'm blooming like a fuming human shield 3. president heartbeat - everything everything Were you born in a cave now? Do you live in a cage now? If you burst into flame now Will they call you a human being? And your spine is a glass spire And your flesh is the concrete And your blood is the sewer And your skin is the city wall 4. orange caramel - catallena The small, dancing Catellena (Red Sun) Without knowing, I’m falling for you Chic and proud, Catallena (Red Sun) Jutti meri oye hoi hoi, I’m bewitched 5. wings - little mix Mama told me not to waste my life, She said spread your wings my little butterfly Don't let what they say keep you up at night And they can't detain you 'Cause wings are made to fly 6. eighth wonder - lemon demon Extra clever. Earthbound spirit. Ghost in the form, of a mongoose. And I have hands. And I have feet. I'll never die, I am a freak. Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall, I know I might be small, but I am a... Freak 7. the will of one - the protomen As I walk through the city streets These frightened people watching me pass There is an evil that holds them here Yet they won't try breaking its grasp But if I stay here with you Then I will leave them to their doom Do not say this is how it has to be You do no better than the fools of this burning city 8. father of death - the protomen What have I done? Though I did not pull the trigger, I built the gun That he holds in his hand Last night I dreamed I climbed to the top of a mountain of metal For miles I could see the destruction of man If the shadow blocks out the sun... there will be Light! If it stays 'till the sun is set... there will be Light! If the sun never shows its face again... there will be Light! No matter how dark the city gets... there will be... 9. i’m a hex girl - hex girls With this little cobweb potion You'll fall into dark devotion If you ever lose affection I can change your whole direction I'm a Hex Girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you I'm gonna put a spell on you 10. free - mother mother Love, let my anger Turn into peace Love, let the doves cry out in the streets Love, let the poison bleed out of me Love, let my love inside go free A bloody war Behind my eyes I come out right on the other side 11. the sticks - mother mother  I'll be gone for good Out there with the creatures in the woods And I'll be understood Make friends with the pagans in the nude I'll be no different Just a little less interested In all that new world shit 'Cause there ain't no new world in the sticks 12. infinitesimal - mother mother There's a million, billion, trillion stars but I'm down here low Fussin' over scars on my soul, on my soul, on my soul, on my soul On my soul, I am so infinitesimal, oh They say it started with a big bang But they say it was really just a small thing Strangely I'm feeling like a big bang 'Cause I've been making something out of nothing 13. burning pile - mother mother My mama, lonely maid Got her buns in the oven, and she never got laid My papa, renaissance man Sailed away and he never came back again All my troubles on a burning pile All lit up and I start to smile If I, catch fire then I change my aim Throw my troubles at the pearly gates 14. build god then we’ll talk - panic at the disco Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains And a few more of your least favorite things 15. life is looking up - forgive durden Could this be the day I've waited for When all my hard work doesn't go ignored? Maybe she was right, the will realize I can change the world open us their eyes They know I am more than some eager blood Not some average bones, I believe in love I just want to prove I deserve this gift I will change the world, maybe this is it 16. bleed magic - idkhbtfm Crawling up your skin Potions pills and medicines To drain you And bleed your magic out 17. the oracles on the delphi express - the dear hunter You've been stuck in the middle of patience and animosity. With a lust for solidity, and a cryptic history, your luck's running thin. 18. chattering lack of common sense - GHOST Wait, what is going on here? I'm a little out of sorts I've been contemplating fallacies and things that scare me "Why not try to let go?" I've been feeling out of order I'm allowing change, so take a good look; This is me This is what I've come to be This is what I've come to be 19. daydream - j-hope  Wishing on a sky Wishing on a scar If there’s the sun I want to dream Wishing on a sky Wishing on a scar If there’s the moonlight I don’t want to wake up from it 20. witch flight - yume nikki OST instrumental 21. wiggle - cosmo sheldrake Hey ho, where did you go Did you wriggle or roll Did you giggle or grumble through Tom Thumb from where did you come Did you toggle or run Did you skip, trip, or stumble through 22. counting stars - one republic I’m old, but I'm not that old Young, but I'm not that bold And I don't think the world is sold I'm just doing what we're told Lately I been, I been losing sleep Dreaming about the things that we could be 23. urban caravan - fake type Because there’s a surely a bunch of fresh possibilities out there If I don’t try it out, ain’t that just a waste? In the end, it looks like the world is so wide that curiosity is inexhaustible There’s war songs but also songs of peace, The feelings remain just the same Keep your unwavering faith’s compass close to your heart 24. counting cards  - rainbow kitten surprise Jokes we tell to laugh, dear Laugh to hold back the pain Pain is in the mind, dear Stars are much the same Gone in the time it takes the light to reach In time you'll find We're blind to the things we don't believe Paint me red, paint me red Picture that, picture that Picture us and God shaking hands just because we can 25. god of marie - MASA This is our creed, aimed at a God that’s gone all floaty. We’re pure! We’re fans of Marie. We’re not doing anything wrong! Hm? Are you a fan of Marie, too? The stoned Reverend and his crazy worshippers Are surrounded by smoke in the cathedral The highest god has come down. We give thanks to ganja! 26. bad apple - nomico Will I exist in a place like this? Will I exist in a time like this? If someone like me can change, if I can change, will I turn white? Am I dreaming now? Or seeing nothing? My words are useless even if I speak I'm just tired of being sad, I should go on without feeling anything 27. my songs know what you did in the dark - fall out boy All the writers keep writing what they write Somewhere another pretty vein just dies I've got the scars from tomorrow and I wish you could see That you're the antidote to everything except for me 28. magia - kalafina If I can follow my path without wavering, I care not if my heart shatters. I wish I had a spell to stand against the sadness that's ever before my eyes Back when I loved books about wonderland where a captive sun shines, I believed the fairy tales that told me all my wishes would come true 29. immortals - fall out boy I'll be the watcher (watcher) of the eternal flame, I'll be the guard dog of all your fever dreams, Sometimes the only pay off for having any faith, Is when it's tested again and again everyday, 30. the last of the real ones - fall out boy 'Cause you're the last of a dying breed Write our names in the wet concrete I wonder if your therapist knows everything about me I'm here in search of your glory There's been a million before me 31. interweb - poppy And the world feels smaller When it's at my fingers So let's keep talking Tell me what day is it Can't turn it off yet, I'm wrapped up with it So let's keep talking Tell me what day is it I caught you in my interweb I caught you in my internet Well, maybe I'm a spider 32. armed and ready - casey lee williams Remember all too well My time of living hell The night my enemy would conquer But now I've been set free Lived through the tragedy You'll wish you'd killed me, now I'm stronger! Feel like I'm finally unbroken Oh, now I'm back from the dead Strength back, confidence growing Out of my way 'Cause I'm armed and ready (armed and ready) 33. red like roses part 2 - casey lee williams I couldn't take it, couldn't stand another minute Couldn't bear another day without you in it All of the joy that I had known for all my life Was stripped away from me the minute that you died I wanna tell you that you're all that ever mattered Want you to know that, for eternity, I'm shattered I tried so hard just to protect you, but I failed to And in a prison of abandonment I've jailed you 34. lapis lazuli - zach callison She wanted to leave this place And get herself back in space Lapis Lazuli You fled into the bottom of the sea Lapis Lazuli You were so mad but then you came around to me 35. unreasonable behavior - OFF ost instrumental 36. devil’s train - the lab rats Or I can be the bee in your bonnet, your best friend forever Two peas in a pod flockin' like birds of a feather And you never have a need to beg, work, or steal If all this sounds worth it then let's make a deal Sitting on the tracks waiting for the night train Looking down the road, ain't never gonna go back Listen for the whistle through the wind and raindrop Who's gonna ride the devil's train tonight? 37. the room where it happens - leslie odom jr No one really knows how the Parties get to yesssss (Parties get to yesssss) The pieces that are sacrificed in (Ev’ry game of chesssss) Ev’ry game of chesssss We just assume that it happens (Assume that it happens) But no one else is in (The room where it happens) The room where it happens We want our leaders to save the day— But we don’t get a say in what they trade away We dream of a brand new start— But we dream in the dark for the most part Dark as a tomb where it happens 38. the perfect fit - dresden dolls I used to be the bright one Smart as a whip Funny how you slip so far when Teachers don't keep track of it Can't you just fix it for me? It's gone berserk Fuck, I'll give you anything If you can make the damn thing work 39. million years - nico vega You better learn from a man who's afraid to dance With a witch like me, and a wicked trance, 'cause A spider bite is a natural wound, but a dagger in the back is a plastic tomb Ain't nobody knows the trouble I've seen, but they know the sound of their own damn scream, well Lady bug! Bring me news, or a soul so rich and a crystal pool Let it burn, let it burn, singing songs of truth 40. i want you - savage garden Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes And I am taken to a place Where your crystal mind and magenta feelings Take up shelter in the base of my spine 41. pursuing my true self - shihoko hirata Loading loading loading Quickly reaching maximum capacity Warning warning warning Gonna short circuit my identity We are living our lives Abound with so much information 42. backside of the tv - persona 4 ost Lost destiny Far outcry They hear you no more Numb feeling Whole dizziness Deep scars No pain No sanity Body aching Control your own fate Invisible Real enemy Bring your mind Deep Down A moment of truth, tell me what's really happening Their rhyme is nothing but you've got everything Bro, you've got everything but you don't know anything 43. rivers in the desert - shoji meguro A river in a dry land The last ace in a lost hand When the hope of new beginnings burned our feet Now we need it: A heartbeat for a tin man An oasis in a singed land Remind us what we're here for: Creating new life Creating rivers in the desert 44. again - yui I'm wanting to scream that we're living to make our wish come true can you hear it? We won't be able to take it safe, because we have no place to go back to I'm always grateful for your kindness, that's why I want to be strong I'll welcome friend or foe for the sake of moving forward You still have too long a life left to erase these feelings completely, don't you think? I want to redo the things I left undone, So let's go, one more time! 45. komm susser todd - arianne It all returns to nothing, it just keeps Tumbling down Tumbling down Tumbling down It all returns to nothing, I just keep Letting me down Letting me down Letting me down 46. the spider and the lamps - forgive durden I'm the Spider, Crawl inside her! They don't understand, This is their last chance, No more idle hands, I'll destroy the lamps, Then they'll know, Whose in control. 47. here comes a thought - estelle and aj michalka You're losing sight You're losing touch All these little things seem to matter so much That they confuse you That I might lose you And it was just a thought, just a thought, just a thought, just a thought, just a thought It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay We can watch, we can watch, we can watch, we can watch them go by From here, from here, from here 48. black paper moon - tommy heavenly6 Don't be scared of the pumpkin carriage the witch drew Cuz it can show in your eyes A symbol rises to the top on the card I dropped in the sweet crimson jam Your destiny - if you wish Any sort of world Can be yours 49. to zanarkand - ffx ost instrumental 50. poniko’s room [lights off] - yume nikki instrumental

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PRESENTING. RANDOM DEEP DIVE WITH INDIGO-MUN AT 2AM ;

FIRST NAME Good fucking question… It’s (sort-of) currently Dylann! I was Kieran before that, though; it’s still used as one of my first names and I’m not used to Dylann quite yet bc I’ve just started using it. 

Indigo is one of my middle names though, and I’ve used it as an online handle elsewhere forever so I use it here now!  [ Fun etymology facts: Dylan(n) is a mythology name generally meaning “born of the wave” (aspiring diver & a water witch at heart). Kieran means “little dark one” bc of my love for horror, && I chose Indigo bc as a kid to be it was neither boy (blue) or purple (girl) and was both and neither as well as my absolute favorite color as this vibrant ass mystical color. ]

STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF hmmmmm…. I’m a horror lover at heart, so as a child (I wanna say 12), I was walking through an antique store (I have a few cool finds, I considered putting my other one as the fact tbh) and I turned the corner and I saw these two dolls staring back at me at the foot of the stairs of this antique building. my blood froze, and i felt my stomach drop. i got actual, physical goosebumps stumbling across these two creepy dolls staring back at me in the corner, and i couldn’t leave the store without them. perhaps the little painted porcelain boy would be somewhat spooky by himself if it wasn’t for the terrifying lidded gaze of the porcelain girl with the hairline fractures and slightly open lips. i cant look at her. i dont really find dolls scary, I like to find the spookier ones ones, and she makes me paranoid as hell. i keep her face covered and her up in my closet except for when i bring her out to show her off proudly as the spookiest thing I have but……. i dont really collect dolls anymore.  even thinking about her brings a fearful tear to my eye.  i don’t like to think about her for very long, but that’s why I’m so fucking proud to own her. ( YES — I’m THAT white person in the horror film )

TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON hhhhh a beardy jawline, high cheekbones, crooked canine teeth >:3c

A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF b.l.t.’s with avocado. ahhhh. my mouth is watering just thinking about it, oh my god. just a bit of salt and pepper???

A FOOD YOU HATE barbecue anything, i hate the taste of bbq sauce, you keep your nasty black goo to yourselves at the grill. twice in my life i have presented with barbecue pizza and both times i cried literal tears. why would you do such a horrible thing to a person? what kind of a monster are you? how do you sleep at night?!

GUILTY PLEASURE the sims. constantly. always. i’ve sunk thousands of hours into my households. oh also uhhhhhh i run two 80s horror blogs, one being a shitpost blog with occasional art of mine and one gremlin fanfic ship blog for horrible, terrible self indulgent fanfics i’ll get the courage to finish writing & post so i can be cancelled on tumblr for at some point. NO, i won’t link them. as i pretend they’re even all that hard to find, within a day i was found on both by someone i admire here a lot :’) ilu bby thnk u eternally for supporting ur local horrifying dumbass wtf

WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN the same clothes i’ve been wearing all day usually, my sweats & long sleeve raglans or my hoodies. i like being cozy day & and out. and ugh. efoort. just throw me in a blanket in a cool room and im out.

SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS serious relationships with some openness or poly. i wish i could fling! just not exactly easy for demisexual autistics lmao.

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE I think I would be adopted by my grandma as a kid. It would save me some trauma but mostly I think it would get my autism diagnosed way earlier and save me angsting all these years of wondering why & thinking it’s my fault I’m struggling so much and so loud and affectionate and different in a world that i didnt fit in the same way. 

ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON when i get drunk i text people how much they mean to me in my life. does that answer your question? ahhh. i’m sometimes a cuddle monster with friends, i message people with long texts about how much they mean to me, but I sometimes really don’t like to be touched at all. 

A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN FLYPAPER.  F L Y P A P E R.  FLYPAPER.  FLY, and, I can’t stress this enough, fucking PAPER. ( Though also Whole Nine Yards and both Re-Animator & Bride ). I have watched Flypaper already like, 5 times this week and I’m still not done, and the other movies have been on repeat for days in this household within the last year. In the past it has also been Donnie Darko & the new Nightmare on Elm Street.  roast me.

FAVORITE BOOK White Fang by Jack London. Have I actually ever finished it? No. Do I still own a copy I’ve had since childhood thru multiple dogs eating it, taking it to and from school, and highlighting and circling all the best parts of chapter one ever since I was a kid and it was too hard of a book for me to read? You bet your ass. If I ever need inspiration I just reread chapter 1. Although one of my other favorites was Broken Monsters by Lauren Beukes. But White Fang is like, a weirdly personal text. We stan London’s writing in this household.

YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE FENNEC FOX!! I used to daydream about having my own named Shiloh when I was a lil kid. they’re adorable little things and i am obsessed. i mean, gimme any fox and im happy, marble foxes, red foxes… but I was obsessed with fennec foxes. Also tbh ferrets. I want a ferret.

TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL] Rosa & @ninetyscnds‘s Luke, Rosa & @iimpulsivity is already screaming my name, Rosa & Constantine, Jesse & Andrea from Breaking Bad, and the joker and harley of 80s sci-fi Dan & Herbert from Re-Ani.  I am but a simple opossum. 

PIE OR CAKE Pie! I’ll take both pumpkin & melty apple over cake. also, cheesecake is more pie than cake soooo, pie wins.

FAVORITE SCENT my dogs / my blanket. :’)  It’s the most grounding smell in the world. 

CELEBRITY CRUSH oliver jackson-cohen, i’m fucking GAY and im angry about it. there i was, minding my own business, and i saw that asshole in a certain SHIRTLESS GIF and it AWOKE SOMETHING IN ME. dont talk to me about it, holy shit im obsessed with beardy men now god fuckkdafjaask i hate him why did he make me this gay i was perfectly fine being into girls but NOOOOOO him and his dumb hairy chest and sweet rugged face and I——  I also am obsessed with the archaeologist & television personality Josh Gates and may or may not be considering making a fan blog for him bc idk if my anthropology docuseries host is Dad or Daddy but i love him lots

IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO I would go on a dive with anthropologists and archaeologists doing fieldwork research in the ancient cenotes of the Yucatán Peninsula. My actual dream job, catch me crying & fantasizing about being underwater documenting Mayan skulls given as offerings. Fuckkkk, I love anthropology so much!!  take me anywhere in the world to immerse myself into culture & archaeology.

INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT Introvert. I have a real life friend I see roughly once a month, and that’s it. Plenty of online relationships, I’m chatty, message me all day every day. but i dont do people well.

DO YOU SCARE EASILY I used to! Really bad. I don’t as much anymore. I do get paranoia a lot still. Having therapists telling you that the FBI could be outside your house watching you through your windows will kind of nervous. ( no google results for: yes hello fbi i am a writer please dont put me on watchlists i just have research i need to do for this idea im working on, would you like to try again? ) I have nightmares nightly but not they never make me afraid, they just make me feel like crap. jumpscares and loud noises and seeing people reaching into their pockets dont set off as many brain alarms anymore tho!! progress haha.

IPHONE OR ANDROID I like my android better bc of capabilities but meh

DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES My mom, her husband & I play COD for family game night, and Silent Hill is my life’s blood. I’ve sunken hours into Sims & Skyrim, and Norman Jayden from Heavy Rain is my #1 fictional character in existence, why do i love the druggie babies

DREAM JOB Oh… You’re asking me to pick? I’d love to be an anthropologist doing work out in the field. Underwater archaeology is peak, but I’m also heavily considering being a body recovery diver or police diver. I’d love to see myself in uniform someday, if possible. Just the thought makes me teary eyed & proud.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS fund my person creative & educational endeavors. get myself a spooky ass abandoned house to make my own home to create in, and travel to the world’s best dive sites. just live a mild life of education, creation & exploration. that’s the dream TM.

FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE dr. hill is a gross and whiny lil bitch this post brought to u by the miskatonic crew, how is everyone here an even worse bad guy than herbert west precious dan excluded talk shit get hit tho john winchester from spn and both walter white & todd from breaking bad are all in my crew of hated characters. i jusT…   the reani novel is difficult to read because i have to deal with this old sack of shit.

FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER Supernatural :-)

… AND THIS CONCLUDES A DEEP DIVE WITH INDIGO!! //

[1112lw]

Every question!!

SDFFSDFG DAM OK SIS

LONG POST AHEAD IF U LITERALLY WANNA KNOW ME PERSONALLY JUST READ THIS LMFAO

1: Name: Arche/Jupiter, my close friends know my real name so!

2: Age: High school has just been done so try to guess

3: Fears: Heights, oral presentations, the dark

4: 3 things I love: Drawing, men- concept art n stuff like that

5: 4 turns on: Oh here we go- uhh thighs, messy hair? when they give u The Look or when they. say things i will not talk about here HHGBDF n uhhh Arms 👀👀

6: 4 turns off: weird macho attitude, overly confident bullshit, being selfish and fuckboys in general

7: My best friend: not sure what this means but my bff is named Daphnée n i love her and ive known her my whole life so 

8: Sexual orientation: homosexuale

9: My best first date: :))))))) as if

10: How tall am I: sigh. I’m 5″4

11: What do I miss: sometimes i miss the feeling loved ig

12: What time were I born: 12:19

13: Favourite color: pink!

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favourite quote: My senior quote!! “if what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, I’m telling you I’m immortal”

16: Favourite place: well? my room ig? I like my yard too

17: Favourite food: ugh ramen,,,korean dishes are TASTE as fuck but i also like classic ass spaghetti so like lol

18: Do I use sarcasm: does it look like i dont

19: What am I listening to right now: dr.phil LMFAO

20: First thing I notice in new person: Hair and eyes!! also how they laugh

21: Shoe size: Like. a 7-8 in women’s 6 in men’s 

22: Eye color: Hazel/Golden yes bitch let me be special

23: Hair color: it’s either dark brown or golden brown idk

24: Favourite style of clothing: bruv its either kpoppie fuckboy or uwu skirts pastels

25: Ever done a prank call?: no i have anxiety

26: Meaning behind my URL:

27: Favourite movie: rise of the guardians and HTTYD

28: Favourite song: Comeback Home (BTS cover)

29: Favourite band: looks in the camera i dont know nan molla huh

30: How I feel right now: I’m fine im hungry

31: Someone I love: shoutout to my babeys in my server ily

32: My current relationship status: Single(tm)

33: My relationship with my parents: theyre fine ig just a bit tired

34: Favourite holiday:

35: Tattoos and piercing I have: Ear piercings? that’s it

36: Tattoos and piercings I want:

37: The reason I joined Tumblr:

38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I sure hope not?

39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? A bit ig?

40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Literally no

41: When did I last hold hands? Like last Friday

42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 20 minutes

43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? no i havent shaved in like months

44: Where am I right now? in my room, in quebec, canada

45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? bitch i sure hope my friends would

46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? fuck my ears 

47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? yeah

48: Am I excited for anything? yeah? yeah

49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? ig? always

50: How often do I wear a fake smile? just at work tbh

51: When was the last time I hugged someone? not long ago i cant tell but my friends r cuddle monsters so 

52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? i havent kissed anyone so 

53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? lemme think uhhh no not rlly im not dumb 

54: What is something I disliked about today? i woke up n i thought i had school lol

55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? oh john cock i want to be ur best friend

56: What do I think about most? i daydream 24/7

57: What’s my strangest talent? uhhh i can put my thumb behind my hand?

58: Do I have any strange phobias? trypophobia, if thats “weird”

59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? depends on what the video is, mostly behind

60: What was the last lie I told? idk answering to my deadname

61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? online

62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I slightly believe in ghosts? also aliens GOTTA exist so 

63: Do I believe in magic? i think!

64: Do I believe in luck? yeah

65: What’s the weather like right now? very pretty i filmed a video outside!!

66: What was the last book I’ve read? L’Étranger d’Albert Camus in french class

67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? yes my dad’s a mechanic

68: Do I have any nicknames? a lot a lot

69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? bitch @ my birth #neverforget 

70: Do I spend money or save it? i have 40$ in my name right now

71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no

72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? yes highlighter

73: Favourite animal? cats or otters

74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? FBISDFD NO WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

75: What do I think is Satan’s last name idk he can have any last name he wants!!!

76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? everytime i start hearing “waiting for you anpanman” or “i just wanna go home” 👀👀

77: How can you win my heart? aaahh. be a twink. b fashionable. b funny. cheesy. pls romance me like a npc in the sims 2

78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? s(he) died smh

79: What is my favorite word? cunt is SUCH a satisfying word

80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr? oh great uh honestly cant be fucked 

81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? please have brain. PLEASE

82: Do I have any relatives in jail? i sure hope the fuck not?

83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? either invisibility or mind reading

84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? ahaaa “what are your intrusive thoughts”

85: What is my current desktop picture? my lesbian sims getting married LMFAO

86: Had sex? no

87: Bought condoms? no

88: Gotten pregnant? NO

89: Failed a class? i think yeah maths last year

90: Kissed a boy? :(((

91: Kissed a girl? no

92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no

93: Had job? I have a job rn so 

94: Left the house without my wallet? yeah when i go to school

95: Bullied someone on the internet? define bullying?

96: Had sex in public? virgin squad

97: Played on a sports team? yeah

98: Smoked weed? no ew

99: Did drugs? no ew

100: Smoked cigarettes? NO EW

101: Drank alcohol? yep 

102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no i’d die

103: Been overweight? i’m twig

104: Been underweight? i think i was underweight when i was young? i was very Small

105: Been to a wedding? yes very long boring

106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? bruh. everyday

107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? probably?

108: Been outside my home country? ONCE

109: Gotten my heart broken? TWICE !

110: Been to a professional sports game? yesss canadians game!!

111: Broken a bone? no

112: Cut myself? not technically 

113: Been to prom? SOON SOON SOON SOSOSNSBFSHDD

114: Been in airplane? once

115: Fly by helicopter? i am not rich bitch

116: What concerts have I been to? noneeee- WAIT NO MARIE MAI

117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? not sex but for the purpose of pretending i have a penis yes plenty

118: Learned another language? yeah!! i learned english, i almost learned spanish and i’m trynna learn korean now

119: Wore make up? i try!! but i’m not super good

120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? not 18 yet but it’s goin that way

121: Had oral sex? as if 

122: Dyed my hair? i wishhh

123: Voted in a presidential election? I WISH THE ELECTIONS R ONE MONTH B4 MY BIRTHDAY 

124: Rode in an ambulance? nope

125: Had a surgery? yes at a week old 

126: Met someone famous? i think yes but i was super small

127: Stalked someone on a social network? define stalked?

128: Peed outside? yes

129: Been fishing? YES

130: Helped with charity? i think? we do volunteering so 

131: Been rejected by a crush? not directly

132: Broken a mirror? no 

133: What do I want for birthday? boyf......boy..boyff

134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? oh man uhh maybe 2-3, i dont know their names yet honestly

135: Was I named after anyone? MY DAD NAMED ME AFTER A FUCKIN CLIENT HE MET. as for my actual name now I named myself after my fav video game character. lit

136: Do I like my handwriting? yeah!!

137: What was my favourite toy as a child? bitch hot wheels

138: Favourite Tv Show? hells kitchen,,,,judge judy,,,anythin like that

139: Where do I want to live when older? honestly i wish i could just live in japan or tokyo, or new york? but i will most likely end up in montreal 

140: Play any musical instrument? i used to play the clarinet last year!!

141: One of my scars, how did I get it? the one on my knee, i scratched my desk with my knee 

142: Favourite pizza toping? my dad makes AMAZING sea food pizzas,,,

143: Am I afraid of the dark? a lot

144: Am I afraid of heights? A LOT

145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? idk prolly? im a bit of a goody two shoes or however u spell it

146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end: dont we all

147: What I’m really bad at: organizing my anxiety n shit i get overwhelmed

148: What my greatest achievments are: finishing high school 

149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: honestly has to be that time someone dug up my vent post about being dysphoric to try to say i hated myself with some dumbass DySphorIa Is SelF HaTRed argument

150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: pay my parents’ debt off, buy 284223$ of BT21 merch, pay my whole college/uni and transition

151: What do I like about myself: idk i like how i literally do not give a fuck anymore and ive learned to love myself instead of trynna care

152: My closest Tumblr friend: @peptobismol-official​ @ace-landofthesun​ @dorkalisious​ and ana but idk her @ anymore :((( ana pls

153: Something I fantasise about: we dont talk about that

154: Any thoughts on the paranormal?: lit. please stop crawling in my ceiling !

ok now that u know my whole biography. go doxx me ig. bye bye

[swiftheart13]

here I go now with my reactions because, i just listened to the album (!!!!!!!!!) whose metascore is 82... whose first week sales is predicted to be 2million. :) :) an evident proof that taylor swift was NEVER over. #reputation okay, i am saying too much. @taylorswift, feel free to jump into my ride of emotions.

okay.. when "...ready for it?" was over, I honestly paused the album and said, "WAIT I AM NOT READY FOR IT." ohymygod END GAME!!!! 

"I know what they all say... but I ain't trying to play. I wanna be your end game." OKAY I LOVE THIS SONG. my expectation about this song was so wrong. okay. SWEERAN + THE FUTURE DID THAT!

"REPUTATION PRECEDES ME." - okay, it didn't make the "gorgeous" final lyrics but, it made the "end game" instead... great one, great one, swift. ‘cause that lyrics is sooo good, it deserves to be on one of your songs.

"I did something bad" sounds like the daughter of "look what you made me do." taylor honestly snapped, and I’m scared!

my jaw dropped when I heard Taylor say, “talk shit.” ooooooooooo~

"they're burning all the witches even if you aren’t one." "go ahead and light me up.. light me up.. light me up.." okay, that is seriously inspired with Fall Out Boy's "my songs know what you did in the dark," you cannot tell me otherwise.. lmao

"Don't blame me.." okay. i'll give this song some time to sink in to me but, if IDSB is the daughter, this might be the granddaughter. hahaha!

okay nevermind, the chorus did the thing. it sounds soooo gooood!!! "Lord, save me, my drug is my baby, I'll be usin' for the rest of my life. Don't blame me, your love made me crazy." asdlkdhfkldjfkdldkjglksjgjlsks Taylor.

OHMYGOD "DELICATE" DESERVES TRACK 5. I LOVE IT SOOO MUCH I AM CRYING OH MY GOD I AM NOT BEING OVERREACTING!!! ALL MY HANDS AND FEET DOWN FOR THIS SONNGGGG!!!!

"Sometimes, I wonder when you sleep, are you ever dreaming of me? Sometimes, when I look into your eyes, I pretend you're mine, all the damn time.. 'cause I like you. Is it cool that I said all that? Is it chill that you're in my head? 'Cause I know that it's delicate..." 

DELICATE. DELICATE. DELICATE. DELICATE!!!!!!!! I am sooo in love with it. "Look what you made me do" is already playing and ohmygod, "Delicate" really did that!!! I'll say it once and for all; I CAN RELATE!!!!

So it goes...: "you did a number on me" "i did a number on you" TAYLOR, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?? oohhh.. hahaha. I love that whisper of "one, two, three."

OKAY BUT GETAWAY CAR IS A SONG THAT HONESTLY EXISTS NOW! IT SOUNDS SOOO GOOD, AND PLUS THE LYRICS AND THE "GO, GO GO!" AND THE FEELS I LOOOOVEEE ITTTT!!!!!!! hold me and my feelings!!!!!!! The last chorus of "getaway car" fucked me all up!!!! 

asdsfdfwfklnfslgjknffknkakfsamfna;slnd;w.as i smashed my laptop keyboard SO HARD it went black and I got scared but, guys, GETAWAY CAR... HOW DO I BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS SONG????? oh God, oh God, oh God... I LOVE THIS SONG SOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

GETAWAY CAR.... how dare you? who gave you the damn rights???? 

if i could, i would shout in 1000 different languages just to tell EVERY SINGLE SOUL ON THIS EARTH that "I LOVE GETAWAY CAR SO MUCH!!!!" 

watch me talk about this song for the next 24hours or more. 

"King of my Heart" makes me so so soooo happy for Taylor. this love is what you deserve, and i mean it with all my heart, body and soul, Taylor.

I'm listening to it in complete awe, thinking how Taylor literally wrote that song based on HER OWN experience... and not just another "daydreaming about love," or "someday, i'll find this" kinda love. ohmygod. 

the way Taylor screamed “I’LL NEVER LET YOU GO” @ 03:04 of “king of my heart.” (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

OKAY NOBODY MOVE. I AM NOW IN TRACK 11 - dancing with our hands tied - and I did a pretty GREAT JOB by not skipping to this track but, here I go. Track 11.

"I, I loved you in secret" - YOU HAD ME AT FIRST LINE TAYLOR. YOU DID NOT!! YOU DID NOT!!!! 

BUT WAIT OKAY. I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT. I GUESSED IT RIGHT!!!! YES, IT WAS TRACK 11!!! We all saw it in RFI music video and I just knew it got to be track 11. this kind of lyrics... i cannot!!! 

now listening to the most anticipated, most controversial song: "Dress." omg, WILDEST DREAMS 2.0. but you guys....

"Flashback to my mistakes, my rebounds, my earthquakes" - *** HAS DONE NOTHING BUT LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU. ohmygawd,.... shooketh. 

The whole song had me SHOOKETH! TAYLOR!!!!!!

"this is why we can't have nice things" okay, a great bop. i felt so exhausted just by typing the whole title. i still can't believe it's an actual song title. IT SOUNDS SO GOOD. YAS TAYLOR YOU TELL THEM.

THE BRIDGE!! THE EVIL LAUGH AND THE RAWNESS OF " I can't even say it with a straight face," it's my new favorite thing!  nice one, swift. nice one!! 

I LOVE THIS SONG. IT’S WHAT THEY DESERVE.

okay, i do not deserve to have my feelings SO HYPED at "this is why we can't have nice things" just to suddenly shift it back to a soft, in love, kinda heart to adjust for "call it what you want." it's a roller coaster of emotion. 180-degree turn.

"New Year's Day" sounds sooo soft and raw.. and I love this. aww, Taylor.. I said it once and I'll say it again: you deserve a love like this. you deserve it. you deserve it. you deserve it.

Hold on to the memories, they will hold on to you. Hold on to the memories, they will hold on to you. And I will hold on to you.

Please, don't ever become a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere.Please, don't ever become a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere.

This is the happy ending that “Enchanted” deserved. YES!

I am so inlove with "New Year's Day." it was such a nice ending to an album... ohmygod.. it's like a feeling of "what do i do now?" after hearing and finishing a wild, amazing story.

These are my initial reactions to the tracks and "reputation" exceeded my expections from the secret sessioners. they were right but, there's still nothing quite like experiencing and feeling it on your own. i don't know what else to say because, i am just so proud of this album.

this is the side of taylor that we didn't get to see, know & hear for the past three years during her break. and TAYLOR I LOVE YOU and I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. hands down to another AHHHHHHMAZING masterpiece that you just shared with the whole world. I LOVE YOU.. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

before I end this thread; reputation is mindblowing! the lyrics, the melodies and how it totally captures the way Taylor feels about each track and each experience. i love how each track is different and unfolds different stories, like seriously.. yes. YAAAAS.

other than that, i'm not gonna say that it's a Speak Now 2.0 but, for me, it's definitely better than Red. 1989 is a different kind of hairbrush, dance-along songs for me but, yes - I love rep more. it's stronger and bolder and wiser than the stories from 1989. :)  i know, I'll have more to say as I listen and get to know the songs more. but CHEERS TO REPUTATION ERA. i'm excited to see how this era will unfold!!! and this is where this thread ends. :) thanks to all the ghosts who read this. lmao i'll go listen to the album again now.