#i warned u save urself respect ur own sanity

[saucedgay]

happy sasuke saturday girlies how we feelin

to celebrate y’all mind if i say something unhinged. y’all mind if i go absolutely off the rails for a sec. sometimes you need to say things not bc they are good to say but bc you feel like you might explode if u don’t. okay? okay

I say this ALL THE TIME but naruto will forever be the most relatable character of all time to me for being absolutely and devastatingly fucking obsessed w sasuke

People are like “what is wrong w him” and I’m like nothing you cowards this is the correct response obviously???? name (1) character in that series that didn’t meet an uchiha and then IMMEDIATELY start simping. oh wait u can’t. that uchiha b*ssy got them hoes acting irrational, keeping them up at night, wishing on stars. that shit is life changing. destiny altering

and like. even fucking burrito is obsessed w sasuke. Naruto’s genetics can’t even escape. burrito straight up inherited the simpage like it’s a torch to be passed down

naruto tried to deny the gay allegations by fucking hinata only to have his son be acting gay as shit for the SAME MAN. I HONESTLY CAN’T WITH THIS SHIT

on one hand, yes it’s sad that canon naruto is whatever it even is at this point. But the fact that what I just said is real is like... the funniest fucking thing ever to me???? Brokeback mountain au truly be cursed as hell. The gays lost but like, did we. Did we though. Sometimes I wonder

anyway naruto is a grade A dumbass for refusing to wife the love of his life and instead creating a tiny version of himself that competes with him for attention. Ultimate clown status unlocked. Imagine playing yourself into the next generation

this is why he is balding. this is what gay denial does to a man

anyway i wonder how it feels doing paperwork all day and getting no dick