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s-aprua · 11 months

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#paradox live #paralive #the cats whiskers #tcw #shiki ando #ryu natsume #yohei kanbayashi #saimon naoakira #sneaking in iohei (gimlet and scotch) except i dont drink so idk if that was right or not 💀#anyways can i call myself a paralive artist now :^)#meme redraw #my art

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tennessoui · 4 months

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Omg, Obi-Wan opening up to Quinaln about his hanahaki?? I didn't know I needed that but I do now!! I love the way you write their friendship and if anyone's gonna make sure Obi-Wan and Anakin get together in a Kit Fic, it's going to be Quinlan Vos!

vos: ok, so we laughed we drank we caught up. what is this about. why did the halls of healing contact me.

obi-wan: so i love my former padawan and it's killing me

vos, go with the flow made corporeal: ok. but unexpected but maybe i shouldn't be surprised he's always been weird about you and you've always indulged him. he's a fully consenting adult now and you're not his master either, not to mention he killed darth sidious for you, so I think everyone will look favorably at your relationship even ifi it's a bit weird. there's no need to let the guilt kill the---

obi-wan: no you misunderstand me. i love my former padawan and it is literally killing me

vos: what

obi-wan, dignified and tortured:

vos:

obi-wan, coughing up flowers to prove a point: literally im going to die

vos, go with the flow being very much challenged: ok. ok. let's go find you another blond twink. do you specifically like former padawans? i think i could offer mine, she's adventurous, she'd wear a wig if we asked nicely. is it the eyes? we can find some guy with blue eyes for you. is it the Force sensitivity? maybe master yoda could--

obi-wan, tortured now by images of sleeping with aayla secura in a wig or master yoda in general: the hanahaki is killing me but suddenly i wish it would do it faster

#asks #hanahaki au #obikin #i just love vos being supportive but also he has literally no idea what obi-wan sees in anakin #vos: obi-wan youre a 10 what are you doing dying for a 6?#obi-wan: fuck you he's a 12 at least #vos: he's a 16 year age difference. let's go find you someone who doesn't make a face every time he drinks scotch straight

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girlsdads · 4 months

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the way daniel has me ready to reject feminism and go full tradwife like yes i will get up at 4 AM to make his breakfast from scratch ☺️😇🤗

#and i’ll do it in full makeup and hair #i’ll do his laundry fold and put away his clothes clean up after him greet him at the door when he comes home w a glass of scotch or whtevr #i’ll make snacks for boys night #suck him off while he drinks beer and watches american footbal and i won’t expect him to reciprocate ever 🤭#daniel ricciardo #this is actually the most deranged post i’ve ever made #*op

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abronzeagegod · 1 month

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It birthed day!

#I am officially in my mid thirties #what a weird time to be alive #I am drinking scotch on the couch watching YouTube videos about scams and fraud

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cookinguptales · 6 months

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I feel like I can never do hobbies by halves lmao. I've been learning how to make whiskey drinks lately and I'm over here like "what if I got one of those really smoky scotches and made myself an old fashioned with thistle honey and exorcism bitters. what if I used the honey to salt the rim with a smoked sea salt. what if I called it the fulton. what if I designed other drinks for my other favorite characters, too, and--"

#yes this is a sleep no more post #I don't own any really peaty scotches rn #I tried a few with dad a few months ago and really liked them though #might watch for sales on some that are relatively cheap #I don't need the fancy shit for cocktails but I'd also just... drink them... think about sleep no more... stare into the middle distance...

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pleasechooseausername · 2 months

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Rip Matthew Crawley you would’ve loved fast car by Tracey chapman

#it was a toss up between him and Tom Branson #but this was a bit funnier but idk I’ll save it in bank #less sentimental in a class kinda way #I have been drinking scotch can u tell #downton abbey #matthew crawley

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mukuharakazui · 2 months

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about middle-aged men with lots of hair again. I don't know if you've seen him, but. Gallagher from hsr.

he is sad and he is lonely and he is a dog and in the canon he is attached to the only man for whom he is ready to do absolutely anything and who is already dead (he has a remark about their happy ending together)

So yeah. He. Look at him.

HELP EVERYONE WHO FINDS OUT I'M A KAZUIHEAD SHOWS ME THIS GUY.....i've seen him on the internet yes. idc if i will never play honkai star rail i need him tbh.

so 2 kinda scruffy gayass fictional men and tumblr user traitorsinsalem walk into a bar....

#we all drink from the same glass of scotch and then 4 hours later i am doing unspeakable things to them #WHY DO THEY BOTH HAVE CHOKERS AND THWIR CLEAVAGE OUTTTTT THEY WANT ME SO BAD

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glitteratti · 9 days

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dinner with mom was a success and not like a full night of nails on a chalkboard and now i can sit at home and DRINK!!!

#.txt #saving my wine for daydrinking tomorrow i drink. tonight its scotch timeee #i THINK* not i drink whateverrr. guy who has spent all day thinking about this because his CAR GOT STOLEN so typos is excused PEACE !

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murdleandmarot · 5 months

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@toki-toro A Skimble for you, and @mysticalcats a Foxglove for you :D

#this took me 9 hours 💃🕺💃🕺#I wasn’t wearing my glasses for about half of them and forgot that they were on my head #fortunately I am an enjoyer of video essays so I was entertained #I’m so sorry if Foxglove’s color looks off 😭 curse you watercolor paints #SKIMBLE SKIMBLE SKIMBLE IM SO FUCKING HAPPY WITH HOW HE TURNED OUT #he was SO heavily inspired by Mexico’s 1991 production of the show #their Skimble is 100% one of my favorites he’s so fluffy and fun I want to explore a giant playground with him #yes that is uh. scotch in one of his hands. Skimble D:< drinking on the job?? how dare you #his hairrrrrr im so happy with how his coloring came out #skimbleshanks #cats the musical #cats musical #cats oc #not my oc #oc: foxglove #Bluebelle was my guinea pig for my Watercolor experiments everyone say thank you Bluebelle #I’ll prolly post her painting later bc ngl she looks great #water colors are IN colored pencils are OUT #sorah’s silly scribbles

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binch-i-might-be · 6 months

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I've mentioned before that even though Alex isn't much of a drinker he will drink the occasional whiskey. let's talk about it some more <3

Gwash (who he is 100% emulating and like he's not even trying to hide it) favours the really peaty ones. the ones that taste like a straight up campfire.

Alex HATES those. he likes the lighter ones! the ones that are a bit sweet and a bit fruity.

(John is more with Alex on this one but he still drinks Gwash's smoke water because of his inherent need to Impress Father-In-Law)

so what I'm saying is Gwash is an islay whisky kinda guy and Alex likes highland ones :)

#when we're talking about scotch that is. which we are because i am drinking scotch right now. a nice highland one :)#my favourites are peaty smokey islays tho. i need to taste the fire straight up #but i know it's not for a lot of people and alex! my beautiful delicate baby boy he is not a fan!#alex (my sweet boy)#gwash (my emotional support fictional dad)#thin ice 'verse #rayrambles

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britneyshakespeare · 5 months

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Man is saying weird things to me again

#help mom he's oversharing about drinking scotch every evening #that's very on brand for Man #tales from diana #i literally did Nothing to reach out to him i don't know what he wants #i was just thinking in the shower literally not even half an hour ago about how you know it's strange #he used to always have this way of talking to me like he was trying to impress me which is just kinda silly honestly #like i was a 20-21-year-old in awe of him and he was a retired male model eight years older than me w more life experience #and some rather exotic and interesting experiences at that #i think he somewhat envies that i seem (at least to him) like a self-possessed 'intellectual'#thats how he talks to me at least. it's funny tho #not that im not. like. smart. i think the both of us know i'm better-read than he'll be in 3 lifetimes #and i'm not quite self-possessed but i certainly don't have the open-wounded insecurity he does #while also being rather more confident than most ppl in some areas (and it's not ALL unearned)#he's got much more ambition than i do though. more ambition than i'll have in 10 lifetimes #and he seems to do everything with a motivation of external validation and approval.#so i think he has a chip on his shoulder. poor little Man #the two of us could not be more opposite. but i don't really strive to be like him in the ways he strives to be like me #he chases this dream of what he thinks the perfect man is and it's quite inhuman so of course he falls short.#i on the other hand am if anything much TOO accepting of my own faults and shortcomings. ahem #these are all things i will never say to Man. he's too silly to hear it #besides. im rather sure he likes me (? in some way) and i am these days just very ambivalent to him #i can't NOT say i find him attractive bc i do but he's just. sooooo not the one lol #he's a fascinating creature all flaws aside but i never find myself studying him at my own volition #Man just comes outta the woods sometimes to tell me about his travels or women or whiskey. he's odd #he's very eccentric but between the two of us i think i'm the better eccentric. no wonder he visits me sometimes #but he brings gifts and prayers like he's coming to a devotional shrine or something. i'm like sir this is not a temple #he'll never be normal but he is so strange in the ways i'm too good for. if i do say so myself #(and that's saying something bc i'm not too good for ANYTHING)

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totally-original-artist · 10 days

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Dads will really forget your birthday then gift you one of the few things you have explicitly told them you don't like.

#e #He regifted me a bottle of scotch whiskey....#So it's not like he bought it either #I wonder if he's aware I can't legally drink yet

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mister-eames · 1 year

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Arthur/eames song rec: born to beg by the National

Oh nonnie... goddamn. This made me feel things.... the instrumentals? The dotty, constellation sort of quality to it? It felt like a goodbye and a hello kiss at a train station or an airport, like a hug from behind and a whisper in your mind, teakettle love, i'd do anything (for you) - thank you, thank you for this rec, its perfect!!!