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#i was like ‘your five year old son sam?’ and she was like ‘yep :) they’ll just sleep anyway. they’ll be fine’
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Last night I had a dream that me and my best friend were living together and it was super not going well lol
#in the dream she had an extra kid which was a 5 year old boy named sam. i feel fine saying his name because this is not a real child
#this was in addition to her actual; real life child which is a toddler girl
#i did not find the addition of sam to be in any way weird in the dream. it was like sam had been there the whole time
#anyway so we were living together in this absolute dive of a house. i slept on the couch; she and both kids shared a twin bed together
#and we had a roommate which was an elderly man who wasn’t related to either of us. he didn’t seem malicious exactly but he also didn’t care
#about any of us. i specifically remember he never spoke to me but he would speak with her and seemingly entertain requests/favours from her
#anyway so in the dream i was working for a failing takeaway business. i was specifically just answering the phones
#and i bragged that i only ever got about 4 calls a night but they still had to pay me minimum wage for the whole night so it was basically
#the easiest job i’d ever had. and my friend was like ‘i want to come work there too!’ so we somehow arranged this and they agreed to pay her
#for a night’s work. doing what i don’t know. but as we were setting off i was like ‘so if you’re going to work… and i’m going to work…..
#and our roommate is in there passed out drunk…… who’s in charge of the kids??’ and she was like ‘sam :)’
#i was like ‘your five year old son sam?’ and she was like ‘yep :) they’ll just sleep anyway. they’ll be fine’
#i was like uhhhh. i don’t think that’s right. but i couldn’t convince her to stay and i felt like i couldn’t cancel my shift for some reason
#also worth mentioning: there was torrential rain happening. there was a strong possibility that our house would flood. i think the area
#i slept in had actually already flooded? so that should’ve meant we couldn’t get to work anyway
#but we were still planning on going for some reason. before we left she did go knock on our roommate’s door and was like ‘hey btw if the
#kids do anything; you don’t have to sort them out but can you please call our landlord so he can come over and sit with them? thanks’
#the roommate agreed. and it seemed like she had an agreement with the landlord. this is obviously ridiculous but my friend is soooo good
#with people. i guarantee she’d manage to set up some absurd arrangement like this where her landlord would somehow be doing childcare
#for her and still not adding to the rent
#anyway the dream ended with us driving to work in a CONVERTIBLE (neither of us own one) that was slowly but surely filling up with rainwater
#from the torrential storm. it was starting to resemble a capsizing boat
#whole time my friend’s looking at me like that meme of pedro pascal grinning and driving
#somehow simultaneously the most ridiculous dream ever and the most accurate depiction of what would happen if me and her ever lived together
#i mean not the child endangerment. she would never. she ended an abusive relationship i never thought she’d end in order to protect that kid
#and not the convertible. she exclusively drives vans. the rest though??? yeah
#personal
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