#i'm chilling wiht her

[kaisollisto]

prompt: personify this fucking flower v

[divinely-personified]

Help!

I just want to stop being fat and disgusting.

This is a real story. Not a poem.

A couple of days ago, I was at school, and I was hanging out in a classroom after school hours. It was just me and two boys (both younger than me. I don't want to say what grades, but just take that into consideration) The three of us were waiting for rehearsal for a musical to begin. So while we waited, we started playing a video game on one of the boy's switches. He had 3 controllers, so the three of us played. I don't really play video games anymore, but I decided to join in because why tf not? So we're playing and one of the boys (we'll, just call him Peter. Peter was getting all pissed and mad that he wasn't really moving on in the game. And you know how boy get when they are losing in a video game. So yea. I was also likelosing, but I was chill, cuz it's just a game. So me and the other boy (let's pretend his name is Daniel) are making fun of Peter getting all mad and yelling over a couple points. So Peter starts calling me dumb for not caring. Idgaf it's a game. So I tell him "I'm just being the bigger person by not getting mad" and he says to me "you sure look like a bigger person"

I'm just gonna let that sink in. Yes, it's a joke. Hahaha, funny. I'm fat, I get it. But what kind of hurt me the most was how he erupted in laughter at his joke even though I didn't find it remotely hilarious. And what hurt even more was the fact that Daniel laughed at his dumb joke. He didn't exactly react the same, but he still laughed. And that hurt, because idk I thought he was more mature than that. I thought he was smart enough to notice that I wasn't laughing, I was shocked. I was shocked that he would say it and even more shocked how it came so naturally to him. I just wanted to die in that moment. I wanted to crawl out of my nasty, flabby and fat, and horrendous skin. AAAUUUGGH!!! I internally scream. Like, dude. I already hate my body enough. I don't need to be reminded how disgusting I look. I'm self-aware. Do you really think I don't look at myself in a fucking mirror and wish I were someone different. I'm not that delusional, you imbecile. You piece of fucking shit. You scum of the earth who only came to this planet to ruin people's lives.

And guess what? It doesn't stop their. Because just today, he also had to make a joke out of my body. You know how the "shh, I'm mewing" face is like a popular meme right now. So, while I was in class wiht Peter I made that face to him and another guy. And he says "Shut the fuck up you bowling ball looking ass face"

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOSH HAHAHA SO FUNNY SHES FAT AND HER FACE IS ROUND AND CHUBBY EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE FAT GIRL.

Go to hell, Peter. Go to hell. You and everyone who has made me feel this away about the body I was born into.

[choivas]

Wurm luv (Sucrose x femReader)

Ello guyzzzz thiz is mg FITRS QRITTING ON THIS APPPP!!! I hoe u enjoi thizzz!!! Ibe got into genhsin inpactt mot so long ago ao fiegevhe for the errorors!!! I rlly liek SUCROSE, SHESS SO CUTTEEE . So yeha plzzz enboy thiz

WARNINGS: idk i thonk tgis is fluff so nothing?? Furrys. I tgobk Also thus is PLATONICCC

actual warnings: very, very bad writing, not even i can read it

im a gurl form Modnstad, one of the 7 rwgions in teibat. Itz a veri beautifil plaze, i rly lik how evry1 helrlpful qhit eahc otehr. im a barmeid at eagle's share (Dilic's cAvern) zo i get to se a loot of ppl and i can fren eyver1 nd see a lut of ppeole's other side. I own a fire sight and i uze a claynore (thoae bigg swords!!) as weapon, i actully work on eagle's chare to chill form fiGHging

1 dai i just vizited thw place, a bery stok man cume wirh that blue hayres kingth. That kngibt iz a very ussual costomer, but maztere dulic doeznt welcum him for sum resonn i dont kmow, i thinc he muzt have a resson . theur relationzhip is likw a dog and a kat, but thwy arwnt anmals!!1! They are humans, nd hoomans cunt b cats ur dogs

Anywayz, the sroic man came wiht a gurl, she waz very lrerry!!1? i felt buteeflis (A/N do u guyz think thse buks wwre uses to cock? they say butter :000) in my stomak, it waz rhe flirt time i sow her

-i highli doubt maraste dulic will acept heliping is said keaya -said kaeya - that goy has got sum pride

The 3 of them startes to think. i leaned a lot of clayless with pyroAr tecnicques, he actualy was thq 1 who taught me, so if they nedeed duluc may-b i could b of hepl, maater diluc teached me the oyro claYless art

-My apologias, captuna paeya, i heart u needded some help of maraster dolic.. he is on the wyneri resting, i belive he traint hard these lasts days. If itsnt a troblue, i can help yiu gays instade.

The 3 of thek lloked at each other, but not ag the samw tine vc thats ompossible, so it was like a clclock

- mm.. (A/N how is 'mmm' pronounced??? ist weird) i do not c any problem with that -said the atoic man- I'm Albedo, alcumist of Monstad. This is my companinon, Sucrose -Alberdo said painting at the girl

'Sucrose issa cood name..' I thought ij my head, where its mine and not saying it outloud

-Oh, i think ibe herd abotu , the alchemist of the icy mountain - i replied trying tk hide mt stare at sucorasa.

- alright then, aucrose will b guidind you, i have mattera to attend with our horse captuin -said sucrose and they went ahead of us.

We arrived to Dragonspine. Its a veru cold place, exwxpt fir the warm places and those places that arent exaclty waem but neithar cold, like albedo' shouse or cave

Albedo needed pryo vision fire becuse it looks like nirnal fure didnt work for alvedo. I coudlnt see a lot of albeso'd house bc he kicked me and sacarose rigbt after finishung what he needes with fire, but he left kerya in, so it waa wierd. I could obly see a weird icy blue potion, it llooked like cryo slime essence bug im not sure.

Sucrowe and i talkt in out way our, but i could notice she was shivering, and ib a closer look i cloud see her ears. I supposed ahe was senseble to the cold so i went closet to her teting to give her some warm. After seeibg it didn't worked on her so i lit ip my vision and places my hands on her shoulders to actully help her.

We heard a wird masculine shout (oor sound it wazz werid) from whwre we left. Aucrose and i laughed it ans didnt give it more thought.

We stayes very close, but nit on a homo way! Bc if it was my motbee would get mad, and ahe would hit and shout at me thag if i wasnt nornal she woukd kick me out of house. Sho no homo company

I wanted to put ezplossions but i couldnt!!! MAybe the nezt will have ????

[squishytenya]

Howdy! Here’s my submission for the 1.5k event! (Also congrats!!) This matchup can be for any gender! Personality wise I'm pretty shy when you first meet me but after a while I open up and can be pretty goofy. I tend to have a "go with the flow" look on things and just try to be as chill as I can. Also idk if this is gonna help with anything but I enjoy cooking and baking in my spare time. As far as relationships go I'm not really picky as to the type as long as there are plenty of cuddles involved. I also have a brown Cocker Spaniel named Bliss who mainly sleeps all day but loves getting pets! If you need anything else please let me know :3 Thank you!

I ship you with Mina Ashido

↬ I think her being so outgoing would contrast amazingly wiht you being shy a first because it’ll draw her to you and when you open up she’s gonna be so happy cause she can have more laughs with you

↬ You being chill means she can just vibe with you and be cool which is something I feel she would appreciate because that’s something Mina likes (not that anyone really likes panicking lol)

↬ You would have to teach her how to cook and she’s probably gonna make a mess but she loves helping you in the kitchen and even if you don’t like that she’ll still dance around with you while helping you tidy up! Plus she’s the taste tester cause she’ll eat pretty much anything if you cook it.

↬  If mina loves anything it’s cuddles. Seriously, she will sit and cuddle you no matter the time or place. In class, in the dorms, in the middle of a field if she has to. 

↬ She will loveee your doggo. While I think she’s someone who loves taking dogs for long walks and runnign around, she also likes cuddles and pets. Chances are, you’re gonna walk in to find Mina and Bliss having a cuddle in the middle of the night.

Other Options - Jirou, Denki, Hawks