#i'm designing them rn (and i honestly fucking cooked)

[bixels]

Genuine, genuine question. Does anyone consider Flim and Flam sexymen.

[uglylittlebug]

IM INTERESTED ABOUT UR AU !!!MEE MEEEEE!!

Tell me everything! Or wait no, let's start slow.

1) how'd u come up with ur au and 2) how is everyones dynamic with each other and splinter!!

U said splints was an asshole so tell me about :))-🫘

RAAAGGHHH!! Alr, shit under the cut

1) I knew I wanted to make my own tmnt iteration, didn't rlly have any huge thots behind my ambition tho lol. I started designing the turtles and then I kept redesigning until I found something I liked (tbh I might change a few things as I go) then came other characters so that was fun. And then I just wrote a shit ton of notes in a shit ton of Google docs, note pads, and sketchbooks. I don't rlly know man, I'm just coming up with stuff as I go along

2) super excited u asked this bc I actually have stuff written down about it lmao

Bro dynamics:

Raph and leo

-they fight a lot, there is a certain misunderstanding between them. They don't seem to see how similar they really are

-eventually they will see it and their bond will grow

-leo doesn't understand why Raph is the leader yet he is the favorite

-raph gets frustrated with Leo but it's out of care for him and his loved ones

Raph and donnie

-they just get each other idk

-raph sometimes hangs out in dons lab and draws

-they both have issues with anger and lashing out but Raph is better at hiding it

-they constantly tell each other to fuck off, shut up, etc but it's always playful

Raph and mikey

-pretty much just rise raph and Mikey, just make Raph more like idk chill

-they like to cook/bake together

-mikey honestly helped Raph with a lot of things he was dealing with mentally

Leo and Donnie

-its a love hate relationship tbh

-obvi they care about each other but they just have a hard time expressing it

-leo doesn't rlly understand Donnie and why he is the way he is. He feels like he's just putting on a show and being way too sensitive about stuff

-eventually he will understand him more

-they dont always agree with each other

-donnie hates how devoted Leo is to splinter

-im not going to go into detail on this rn but there was a situation during training and it did not go well

Leo and mikey

-they fight the least but when they do its something, two dudes who dont have a hard time expressing their opinion but do have a hard time expressing themselves

-they always apologize after (usually) and will watch tv together or something

-will definitely get into some shit if left unattended

Donnie and mikey

-donnie likes his personal space and Mikey likes donnie's personal space

-donnie often lashes out on Mikey, similar to 2012 Donnie. But he apologizes and explains himself after

-mikey always seems fine but he is sort of scared of Donnie when he does lash out. He's seen what he does to himself (Donnie will bang on tables, stomp on his feet, hit himself, scratch or bite himself etc) and he feels dumb for fearing this but he is worried Donnie might hurt him

-donnie likes to ask Mikey a lot of questions for his inventions and stuff, Mikey likes to offer his input so it's like a fun little thing for them

Bros and splinter:

Raph

-2nd fav child

-splinter made him leader since he is the oldest

-splinter puts a lot of pressure on raph since she's the leader and the oldest

-when the turtles were younger Raph was the one taking care of the others. He hates splinter bc of that

-splinter always told Raph that he must protect the others (referring to Donnie and Mikey) because they are "weak" and "unfocused"

-raph knows that it's fucked up but is obviously still going to protect all of her siblings bc he cares about them

Leo

-fav child

-splinter sees the most potential in him bc he is the most focused, skilled, and obedient

-doesnt understand why splinter didn't make him the leader if it is clear that he is the favorite child

-even though he is the fav, he doesn't like splinter anymore than the others

-he knows splinter hurts them (emotionally and physically) but is too scared to lose his position as the favorite if he speaks up

-he feels that if it weren't for him being the favorite the others would be hurt more

Donnie

-is prob the least fav but it is unclear who is between him and mikey

-is ignored for the good things but if he screws up splinter makes sure he feels like a screw up

-things about Donnie that piss splinter off:

.focuses on tech rather than training

."talks back"

.stims, physically and sometimes verbally

.sensitive to sound, texture, etc

.is clumsy and "constantly" getting hurt or sick

Mikey

-usually goes under the radar with splinter

-mikey is easily distracted while training so that upsets splinter

-mikey tends to cry when he's angry so splinter never takes him seriously bc he is "showing weakness"

I think that's all I have for now, ty so much for the ask tho!! I had a lot of fun answering it

[hellonpluto]

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) during-the-movie notes!! I'm posting this like 2-3 days after i watched the movie n made them

(These aren't analysis notes, to clarify! They're just my thoughts during the movie.)

-intro is alright. I supoose

-nvm that title card is SICK

-wittle boy

-ahhhhhh got got by the ol curtain trick

-what is that man hiding

-oh he's so cute when he's older!!!

-he's actually. Super pretty.

-lort they were getting at it

-pleas dont take a photo of lady without consent. Pleas. Ur so pretty dont do that

-fuck flash

-EUGENE

-yooo peter has TWO interests in these movies!! Photography and skateboards!!

-sleepy boy parker

-he has. Puppy dog eyes oh my fucking goddddd

-oh ok so gwen is main love interest. Word

-SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS HELL YEAH

-is peter. Ok. I think he needs to lie the fuck down

-uncle ben ready to throw down

-the einstein tounge photo is bonkers

-curt connors?

-PETER UR COOKED

-*sneaks into oscorp*

-*his crush is his tour guide*

-HES A LITTLE LIARRRR

-and he jusr ruined someone's career

-connor is ugly. Damn

-peter sooooo big brain!!!!

-mart peter moment

-gwen a real one

-this peter is so much more sneaky n shit

-i love it tbh

-peter u dumbbbbb

-ermm

-im scared

-bro is enamoured. enamored?

-"stay with the group" doesnt stay with the group.

-they didnt exaggerate the spiderbite scene this time :[

-CEILING TIME

-NOOOOO PETEEEEE

-he's so fuckinf confused 😭😭😭

-he's so me

-"why didnt you tell me you didnt like my meat loaf?" "Um..." "you could've said that to me 37 years ago! How many meat loaves have i made for you?"

-web in neck??? What??

-ayo

-ohhhh spider attached to web

-HIS FUCKING ALARM CLOCK

-HIS TOORHPASTE???

-HIS FACUEST??????

-THE DOOR HANDLE TOO??

-peter is insane in this movie. Got it.

-he's also chronically online

-HIS KEYBOARD

-he got the tumblr girlie thumb holes in his sleeves. Aw.

-"peter?"

-connor is cooked

-his arm!!! What happened!!!

-oh he's so silly

-oh snap

-oh shoot

-THE FUCKING HOOP?????

-uncle ben the menace

-OOIUUGHHHHHH

-parker actuallt got charisma in this one

-they so awkward . They so cute

-he does a lil skip!!!!

-i love the tech animation n design in these movies

-oughh oeter :[

-THE DUCKING DOOR???????

-NONONO

-UNCLE BEN NO NOT AGIAN PLEASE

-nooodjsiduahshnaxna

-uncle ben dead pt 2

-then gwen stacy hug

-spidey wall crawl

-fighting ring??

-cooking scene(suit design) pt 2

-aw what so he doesnt have the little fucked up web things in his wrists?

-"spandex. Spandex.... everything. Spandex."

-SPDIEY SUITTT

-acrusl sam reaction: "oh thays so cool!!" *cool ass shot in the suit* (in a more high pitched voice)"oH THATS SO COOL!!!!!!"

-god im so autistic

-mb

-but dude it was so duxking cool.

-goin in crotch-first. Sure

-"it isnt funny!!" "It is kinda funny 😏"

-the suit is soooo shiny in this movie .... i like it

-"ey watch it!!! I'm swingin ere!!!!!!!"

-honestly good on connor for not wanting to test on humans

-gwen stacy is trying so hard while peter is going thru the most insane genetic changes

-sorry but if i was having boy over i would not leave my hair up in a tight ponytail n headband. That's just a gateway to a headache

-is. Is connor ok

-erm

-peter oh boy

-bro is insulting his crush's dad 💀

-ew

-ew

-what rhe freak

-sparkly suit :]

-awwww floaty car scene

-what no

-"who are you?" "...Spider-Man."

-OUGHHHH

-Ohhh he and his gf are super duper mart. So she knows abt spider real quick!!! They can science it ..... together

-"not dressed up, he has transformed himself into a giant lizard." I love how he delivered that line

-ate

-ITS ONLY BEEN 6 MINUTES IM GOING INSANE

-ok he pull up

-i guess web down??

-ok he web down

-oooo thats freaky

-not the web bit but like. The fight im at rn

-NOOO OTHE CAMERAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOO

-gwen is absolutely hilarious

-why kissy when need to heal wounds.

-PETA PPAEERKER says lizard connor

-bro has it out for a highschooler

-*pulls gwen in reaaaaal close* "im gonna throw you out a window now." "What?"

-proceeds to throw girlfriend crush lady thing

-"uh-oh! Someone has been a baaaad lizard ...."

-best stan lee cameo so far

-"gwen! Gwen! You mmmother hubbard... are you serious???"

-WHY IS GE VAKEX UP?????

-WHY???

-they set up the cranes for him!!!!

-yay!!!

-gwen dad . Dead

-bro got prison'd

[oedonretired]

Hair, eyes, build, and hands for your saints row character (sorry, I'm on mobile and can't remember their name)

That’s all right! Thanks so much for sending anyway, this meme is my life rn

Claudio aka Saint Invictus aka Boss V:

The first adjective anyone would think of for Claudio’s hair is thick. It’s thick and dark and it would be everywhere if he didn’t basically fund the paychecks of everybody at Image as Designed by getting body waxes all the time. (Okay, not full-body waxes, he likes having some pubic hair just to… you know, fill out the area. Give it some character. His words.) He waxes his leg hair to keep his legs from getting itchy and snaggy under certain clothing items, and he waxes his chest just for ~aesthetic~; he tried growing a sweet goatee to make himself look more badass but for some reason the hair that grows on his face just doesn’t follow any kinda logical pattern or rules at all, so he just keeps it shaved. Even stubble looks dumb on him.The real beauty of his hair is that which is on top of his head; when he was a youngin he had no idea what to do with it so he just kept it short and kinda unkempt, but once Johnny Gat, King of Hair Products, took Claudio to his “people” everything changed. Claudio’s hair is a dream for anyone in the business of great manes, because even though it starts out heavy and snarly and unmanageable, with proper care it turns into this L’Oreal commercial of voluminous waves and robust colour… it’s ridiculous, really. But that’s only with proper maintenance. Let him go a week or two without following his regimen. That shit suddenly looks like no self-respecting bird would nest in it.So for most of the time he’s Boss, he wears it obnoxiously long because it gets him hella attention. Particularly the kind that ends in sex. He finally cuts it into a slick, rakish-businessman’s style for the Presidential campaign (and it works), but as soon as he’s in office he starts letting it grow back out again. Can’t keep a good mane down.

His eyes are less arresting than they could be because there’s always that hair in the way, just taking up all the spotlight. But they’ve got a bit of charm to them too – they’ve got just a bit of droop to the eyelids so that he looks kinda languid (or kinda stoned lmao) no matter what, and his brows sit low so he could either look sultry or intimidating. They’re brown, but they’ve got this neat dull-gold ring around the edge which makes ‘em pop just a little – but you’ve still gotta be real close to see it. He’s usually wearing eyeliner, though – thick black I-listen-to-MCR type eyeliner, too – so that helps his eyes pop a bit.His lifestyle should have dulled or yellowed his sclerae by now, but it’s blatantly obvious that Claudio’s no mere human or whatever (who knows what he really is, it’s kinda like how Star-Lord went all that time thinking he was Terran until – whoops, only half, guess momma wasn’t exaggerating about how otherworldly dad was), so his eyes remain as bright as ever.

The fact that Claudio’s build is so jacked now is actually kind of funny if you compare it to how he looked when he first got canonised. He was always kinda skinnyfat, malnourished as he was, and any muscle tone he tried to develop was mostly pitiful. But the Johnny Gat Diet solved all of that – between Johnny and Aisha’s cooking, moving out of poisonous-ass Stilwater, and hitting the gym all the time because like, when it’s right downstairs why wouldn’t you, Claudio started to develop some serious muscle tone. And you know how it is, once you start you’re like “damn I like this,” so of course he keeps going. The only thing that keeps him from reaching completely-jacked Gat status is that it doesn’t look as good to be jacked in a suit. It just doesn’t. So he prefers “just jacked enough to make people thirsty to see how he looks under the suit”.His thighs and butt are probably the thickest part of him (bless), which he can’t do much about (thanks, ancestors); similarly, his belly never makes it to full washboard-ab stage and honestly no one is complaining. His shoulders are narrowish and he keeps his arms on the less-bulgey side. He’s not remarkable in height terms, about five-nine, but that’s okay because Johnny likes being the tall one.

I’mma keep the hands one short because I got rambly as fuck on the others lmaobasically he’s got smallish hands, not like Trump small but like he has narrow fingers and they always look kinda delicate in comparison, but that’s good because narrow fingers and smallish hands can hold a good variety of weapons without major discomfort or fumblinghe likes to have a little bit of length to his fingernails just so he can tap them on stuff for ~emphasis~ but they always break off at some point so it’s a neverending cyclehe loves to wear rings and so he’s glad when he stops having to shoot people all the time, because rings and triggers and such don’t get along very well. he wears gold jewellery almost exclusively so all his rings are gold but not the big honkin obnoxious rings, he hates thosehis hands are riddled with scars, though, because he’s kinda thoughtless and just be accidentally stabbing himself with random objects and closing his hands in doors and shit all the time

(I’mma keep the last one short, I said. I lied)