#i'm here all week

[mickeyjazz]

clowns are the best at sleeping - it's just honk shoe honk shoe all night long

[rainbowchewynuggets]

Fuck it I’m putting this here too.

So I’m doing research for a short video project, sifting through thousands of wikis about birds, slowly losing my mind. And--

[all-or-nothing-baby]

accumulating open tabs like diseases in the 12th century

[friskykittyunleashed]

Show Me Your Boobies

He wants a photo Of my breasts. I send picture Of blue-footed birds.

24 January 2023

[niggxrette]

Twenty-forty-eighty out the trap

Hit it with the rap, put it on the map

Then we right back (back, back, back)

Call me when you wanna get high-igh-igh-igh

Tony Montana with the racks

Ivy P on my bag, double G's on my dash

Nigga, I'm bad, I'm bad (tell me when you wanna get high-igh-igh-igh)

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

No Nut November? Oh ho ho no, I see plenty of nuts this November, 535 of em, and they're all in Washington, DC!

[405blazeitt]

vegard is the more grateful of the ylvis brothers because you know he's not lying when he says "tooth intact"

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[amethyst42]

What's a stormtrooper's favourite store?

It's the one next to Target!

[hirookouji]

aomine daiki + steph curry's night night celebration

[lycorisblooms]

anyone living their day out of the l.uo.fu vs blade standing in a corner

[mikittalabs]

there is enough poop inside you to make 1 bathroom trip

[aaronandthecrew]

-blaring "Running in the 90s" at full blast-

[dilf-in-peril]

Anarchy in the Arena? More like: do I have ADHD after all?

[expelliarmus]

[hedgehog-moss]

I always underestimate how easy it can be to entertain a teenager. I have this preconception that small kids find everything fun even mundane stuff while teens are jaded and self-conscious and need elaborate or cool activities, but my teen cousins are visiting this week and when they arrived I was in the greenhouse having an issue with the filter in one of the tanks, so I asked them if they could catch all the fish from one tank and move them to the other tank, and they were delighted to be given little dip nets and sit on the edge of the tank to hunt fish for 20min. As I asked them to do it I was thinking, it’s like those duck-fishing fairground games from when they were toddlers, they’ll probably think it’s a bit cringe, and five minutes into it these jaded teenagers were like, hey it’s like duck fishing at the funfair when we were toddlers, I've missed it, it’s fun :D