#i'm joking but also i'm not

[sunshiinyx]

"The Sides Need a Nice Day" aka Patton, Virgil and Janus trying to cheer up their respective husbands

[totallycynically]

watched barbie the other day and was heartbroken by this quote:

"We mothers stand still so our daughters can look back to see how far they've come."

and then I watch interstellar and hear this:

"Now, we're just here to be memories for our kids."

and i'm trying so hard not to absolutely break down crying, we deserve compensation for the psychological damage this is has done to us!!

[beesinspades]

i hold out my hand to you. you deposit a sex-averse ace vash fic or comic on my palm. i look at you with tears of gratefulness in my eyes. i gesture to my own sex-averse ace vash fics for you to enjoy. we are now bonded for life.

[incorrect-web-novels]

"WWX is smart, and it's so annoying when people stereotype him as an idiot!"

How else am I supposed to get a lifelong enemy that plans an elaborate assassination plot that involves them interacting with me and possibly fake-marrying me in a beautiful ceremony paid by our distant but loving parents and as we dance they start realizing how hot/beautiful I am and slowly but surely catch feelings for me during our marriage which culminates in us kissing softly but they're trapped by their own plans and the people they've involved and they have to choose between me and revenge, huh? You ever think about that?

[rotzaprachim]

a good portion of the Problems in the starry wars originate from the fact that the men who clearly never intended to have biological children (anakin at.. age 19, han solo ever, galen erso in the midst of his murder machine) have biological children, whereas the dilfiest guys most likely to ace the preschool snack rotation (luke skywalker and cassian andor) have no children 

[vegancas]

this has become a prequel negative space again sorry not sorry

[paramores]

need someone to post a pic of paramore at the concert today cuz i need to make sure my mans taylor is ok with them swifties 

[berenicetheiv]

the moon's in aquarius, this is the perfect time to go alien hunting 👽🌌🌠

[v-e-l-v-e-t-g-o-l-d-m-i-n-e]

SNW working hard on a “Pike is in love with Spock actually” angle

[britishsass]

I swear I'm gonna get to my requests and such but please note

the steam summer sale is on and--

[boasamishipper]

Hangman for the Character Bingo?

[miragegirls]

fiction podcasts without big fandoms and lots of fanart are a pain. you're telling me I'M supposed to decide what the characters look like MYSELF?

[lastoneout]

Seein' too many Twitter refugees asking if they'll get in trouble for saying "kill yourself" to people and while no, you're not gonna get nuked from orbit, that is maybe something you just shouldn't be doing in general perhaps?? Maybe telling people to kill themselves is bad actually?? Some of y'all are wild, why is the first thing you can think to ask on a new platform if you can send one of the worst kinds of harassment to people?? Grow tf up and learn how to use the block button. It'll do wonders for your mood, trust me.

[tittyinfinity]

I was hanging out at the karaoke bar, chatting with a beautiful woman, and we were really hitting it off. I threw a couple of flirtatious comments her way. She giggled nervously, but abruptly stopped and looked at the floor.

She told me that she was too nervous to hit on people because she's trans and worries that people will view her as a predator and that she might get hurt.

My heart sank. I let her know that she could hit on me in whatever way she wanted and I would LOVE it. We spent the rest of the night hanging out and flirting. We ended up making out. It was great.

But I can't stop thinking about how that wasn't the first time a trans woman has said that to me. About how unsafe it is for some women that they feel the need to give out fucking disclaimers to have normal interactions with people.

We have GOT to make the world a safer place for trans women. It pisses me off that there are men at the bar who are openly predatory towards me without fear of consequence, yet a trans woman is too scared to even fucking call me pretty. And that's because she IS more likely to face worse consequences for lesser things! Like what the fuck!

You need to always check on your internalized biases. Being queer yourself doesn't absolve you of transmisogynistic thoughts and behaviors. Being bi/pansexual doesn't mean you don't hold those biases either! If you feel differently about a trans woman hitting on you than you feel about a cis woman or a man hitting on you, you need to evaluate that.

Trans women, I love you so fucking much. You should be able to express attraction and love as freely as everyone else. I hope you can always feel safe around me. And I'll never stop fighting until you can feel safe period.

[abisalli]

some panel redraws with young just us

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4 (soon))