#idfk anymore man it's almost 3 am

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Surf & Turf Wars part 2 was... meh

[lunaastoir]

fluff/relationships w the liyue crew

characters included: xiao, childe, beidou, and zhongli

ik i forgot ningguang i promise i’ll include her in part 2, i just didn’t have time :(

all x a gn! reader 

my liyue babies :,) ft. ningguang in spirit

an: i was listening to my soft playlist (more like listening to cupid’s chokehold on repeat, no i am not basic 🔪) and i thought some fluff headcanons would be cute w these sweet people

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xiao

ok so no surprise that he hates liyue harbor

he hates anything w a lot of people in it so he prefers to stay at wangshu inn tyvm

but by contrast, you love liyue harbor sm (it’s gorgeous i mean c’mON)

you go there often to retrieve your commissions in order to stay closer to xiao (liyue harbor is closer than mondstadt he argues but you’re well aware that they’re both equally far away)

so if anyone asked, xiao would absolutely refuse to go to the harbor like i hate people??? why would you even ask???

but,,,he’s so sOFT for you

if you asked??? he would agree in a heartbeat

but since he’s >:( angsty boy, he makes you think that he won’t go even when he’s already decided that he’s coming w you

he puts up the “if you so require, then i guess i will assist you with your travels in liyue harbor” but in reality he would definitely have said yes even without the almond tofu

while he hates the harbor, he thinks that with you anything is bearable :,) simp

you take him to see xinyan to vibe w her music and you can tell he really enjoys it

even tho he’s like 🕴 the entire time, you see the softer look on his face and the very slight smile on his lips as he listens to the music and watches the crowd

so so so cute very soft for him

i do see him as a subtly touchy person in public like brushing the hair off your face, swiping his thumb across your cheek, or gently pulling your hair back when you have a plate of food in your hands 

the type to link your pinkies together - he claims it’s so you don’t get lost but yk better 

after the concert is done you take him to that one waypoint near mt. tianheng and the both of you just watch the city lights and the way they reflect beautifully on the water surrounding the harbor 

personal headcanon that xiao absolutely loves stargazing since he believes the stars are the one true constant in his life especially since he’s experienced so much loss (basically they’ll never leave him god i hate myself why do i make everything SAD)

mini headcanon off of that - he doesn’t stargaze with people,,, like ever 

it’s something he loves to do alone so the fact that he lets you stargaze w him and even allows you to shift your head onto his lap while you watch the sky is a huge deal 

he loves it when you softly whisper abt how your day was or something you saw that made you laugh 

he just loves hearing your voice, it automatically calms the voices in his head 

you absolutely ADORE when he has flowers in his hair especially cecilias (cecillias? ceccillias? idfk) and you make a point whenever you go to mondstadt to pick a fresh batch of cecilias just for xiao while enlisting the help of your favorite bard  

these soft moments on the mountain are usually when you’ll sweetly tuck in a flower or two in his hair while laughing 

he’ll blush fiercely while looking away but will tuck the cecilias in securely as you’re unable to do so due to the position you’re in on his lap

all in all - this was not meant to come out as a date idea but we’re going w it 

this is so cute xiao pls let me put flowers in your hair sweet boy <3

childe

god, loml, my favorite war criminal after eren yeager 

there’s never a dull moment w this man - if you wanted peace and quiet, why the hell are you dating him bestie???

is the type of person to yell out “Y/N, i can’t believe i ran into you here!” if he sees you somewhere even tho you explicitly told him you were going to be here in the morning (ik you have a good memory ajax don’t lie to me 😐)

i don’t see him as being obnoxious w pda unlike someone else kaeya but he would definitely participate (think: handholding, cheek kisses, an arm around your shoulders)

loves it when he comes home and sees you in an apron cooking 

domesticity just makes his heart melt so you can be sure that your face will be peppered w a lot of kisses afterwards <3 

absolutely ADORES it when you trace his scars absentmindedly when you’re lying down or even when you’re having dinner in public  

he’s been far from his family for so long that small acts of mindless affection like this really make his heart happy 

you have him drunk on your love luv haha see what i did there 

he will let you put makeup on him. no i do not take criticism ⛄️

he already has on lowkey thick eyeliner,,, don’t be shy put some more bestie 

he will shamelessly go out in public w whatever you made him wear - doesn’t really give a shit even tho he has a reputation to maintain 

speaking of reputation,,, yk his mask? yeah that one - the red hair accessory that he has on his head

well on the mask, he attached a little charm the both of you got together on your first date during lantern rite 

it’s this adorable fox that we all shamelessly kill for meat and he placed it so it anchored to the side of his mask so when he fights it isn’t a nuisance or anything (does that make sense??? i hope it does) 

his subordinates notice and while they’re stoic around childe, behind closed doors they do whisper abt the mysterious person who’s captured his heart 

not so mysterious anymore when they literally see him cling onto you during his daily patrol around the harbor 💀

it’s ok tho he’s lucky he’s cute 

bestie,,, pls give him a neck massage 

i just KNOW he’s tense there idk something abt the way he carries himself just screams “my neck hurts so bad someone pls help me i would ask but my pride literally will not let me”

so give him a neck massage :) don’t worry tho he’ll definitely return the favor and then some

LOVES TICKLE FIGHTS 

he’s obsessed w them,,, it’s just the faces you make??? he can’t get enough 

he loves seeing the pure joy and the brief fear (he’s kind of a sadist) in your eyes before he attacks you w those damned hands 

it reminds him a lot of simpler times w his siblings and he’s happy he brings you joy and makes you forget your worries - at least for a little while 

all in all, he’s a good boy and no i will not tolerate childe slander 🔪 kaeya slander tho 😏

beidou

you pulled beidou??? wow everyone’s jealous (pulled as in literally from the banner and in this context but no i do not have beidou and no i definitely do not want to talk abt it)

god made beidou and zhongli just so all of us could have a sexuality crisis 

anyways, being w her is hard i will not lie 

not bc she isn’t a capable lover - no, quite the contrary 

she’s an amazing partner but the problem here lies in the fact that she’s almost never on land 

it’s hard working a long distance relationship but y’all love each other so it works out :,) 

when she is physically present however, expect to never be bored 

she’ll quietly fix the wrinkles on your shirt or fiddle with your fingers in her hands while she recounts her adventures out on sea 

she sometimes gets worried she bores you, however the way your eyes light up every time she tells a tale always reassures her otherwise

definitely the type to let you use her claymore if you want to learn 

she’ll provide useful tips as she tucks her hands into your sides gently, positioning you correctly so you don’t hurt yourself 

miss girl is an AMAZING cook 

i just know she cooks the best meals - i mean she’s friends w xiangling after all 

whenever she comes home from a voyage she’ll always insist on making something for you even if she’s abt to pass out 

pls tuck her into bed and promise her that she can make you something in the morning <3 the poor woman needs rest 

brings you back trinkets but they’re actually very practical 

she knows you won’t have much use for a simple charm (not that there’s anything wrong w that) but she believes you’ll like something practical more so she might get you a new engraved knife from the most recent place she’s been to 

definitely the type to surprise you when she docks 

i can imagine her anchoring her ship out a little ways from liyue harbor and rowing to the dock in order to make sure you aren’t alerted of her presence (i’m sorry the mental picture this made in my mind is SENDING ME INTO ORBIT but she means well i love you)

will take you to remote spots she’s found in her travels through liyue 

for example - the little heart shaped island and the island quest (?) that you had to use kaeya the bridge maker for in order to get to im sorry i’ll stop w the kaeya slander

she’ll get you seashell bracelets or necklaces idk why but she gives me those vIBES 

they’re super nice ones too, only the highest quality for you 

yes she’s a bruh girl but i also see her as someone who would enjoy intimate moments like watching the sunset or something 

“yo wanna catch the sunset, i heard it looks sick from the jade chamber” said before ahem it yk fell from the sky

kasdjksfashfjsahf yes ofc i would love to catch the sunset w you pls come home luv

anyways, she is a woman i would give the world for 

zhongli

ok gimme a sec i need to get my gentleman mode on 

this man,,, THIS MAN 

everything w him is so soft like your entire eXISTENCE w him could go in a museum it’s that beautiful 

in the morning when he visits you, he always brings you a cup of your favorite tea and a bouquet of glaze lilies he got from madame ping

holds the door for you, pushes the chair out for you, uses a napkin and brushes sauce off your lips when you’re eating - you name something sweet, he’s done it

secretly loves it when you fuss over him 

he doesn’t like to fight but say he encountered a group of hillichurls he couldn’t avoid and promptly defeated them but ended up tearing a part of his tux(?) (is it a tux? i could not tell you)

not that big of a deal, i mean it’s a scratch, he’s a 6,000 year old god, he’s dealt w much worse 

but seeing the worried crease in your brows as you usher him to sit at the table while quickly grabbing antiseptic to clean his wound

“it’s just a scratch, my dear. do not worry i’ve dealt with much worse.”

you quietly protest abt how “yes zhongli, i understand you’re an archon and have gotten worse injuries but i’m worried about infection just please let me take care of you ok? <3″ 

when you say that he feels weird emotions,,, wdym take care of him? 

he’s always taken care of himself or been expected to take care of others as the former ruling deity of liyue so having someone else genuinely worry abt his wellbeing creates a warm feeling in his chest 

he strikes me as the type to knit you something??? idk maybe it’s the grandpa vibes but i headcanon that he would knit you a scarf for the colder weather, it’s cute 

in the privacy of your home, he really likes picking you up

he loves it when you wrap your legs around his middle while he gets up to go do the dishes or smthg 

domesticity go brrrr

if you’re into making flower crowns, he would totally have you on his lap and wordlessly hand you a glaze lily whenever you expectantly hold your hand out while weaving the flowers together 

he expects you to make the crown for yourself but when you place the crown on his head and it fits perfectly while simultaneously tucking a glaze lily behind your ear, he looks at you dumbstruck 

his mouth parts open in awe and it’s quite literally the cutest thing

you’ve broken him 

thinks it’s the sweetest thing - will keep it on his head for the whole day 

he’ll even put it in water before he sleeps so it won’t wilt and he can wear it the next day <3 

scenic picnics!! scenic picnics!! 

the type to take you to the nicest spots in liyue to chat abt the history of the land w you over a cup of tea and your favorite food (whatever you like, he doesn’t mind)

recounts the people he’s met in his long life before finishing off by saying you’re by far the best person he’s met 

zhongli strangles lovingly come home soon 

thanks for reading! if you have any requests don’t hesitate to send them in <3 

[frogtanii]

hq boys as the crimes they’d commit

warnings: CRIMES, crackfic, probably many typos idk i’m so tired lmaooo, cursing, drinking ??? idfk 😩💦

an: and i did this for what?? inspired by hq hcs royalty @sugardaddykenma @hina-wit-da-glock (AJSKSJ SORRY FOR TAGGING Y’ALL IF YOU SEE THIS, IT IS DEF NOT UP TO PAR W Y’ALLS WORKS ILY)

karasuno

sawamura daichi- insurance fraud!! somehow this is such a dad crime to commit?? dadchi didn’t try (dumb excuse, how do you accidentally commit insurance fraud smh) to commit insurance fraud but at one point in his late-thirties, he was very very broke and was already working as much as possible so, he decided to fake an ankle injury, as you do, and filed a bunch of claims which made him bank. daichi kept doing it until he was able to quit one of his jobs and buy himself a really nice suit and a rolex (uhhh 🥵). he somehow never got caught tho and to this day, none of his friends know how he was able to afford a tesla on a cop’s salary (sorry daichi but acab 😔✨)

sugawara kōshi- child abandonment!! ok you can try and fight me on this but i feel in my bones that suga absolutely despises children. he can tolerate ages 10+ but anything younger than that, he will punt them into the next dimension. the thing is, people just assume he likes kids because of how good he is with his team which is why his aunt begged him to babysit his nephew taro. taro was being an absolute brat when suga took him out for the day and he was 👉👈 this close to snapping. he put taro down for like 3 seconds to pay for their ice cream and when he turned back, the demon spawn was gone. he panicked, running around the park looking for taro when it turns out, taro was just bent down behind the bench. some random karen called the police and suga has never craved murder more.

nishinoya yuu- arson!! you CANNOT tell me nishinoya doesn’t have a ~murder~ playlist that he listens to to get himself hype (me too noya, me too). one night, he got a lil too hype listening to start a riot by duckwrth and watching demolition videos on youtube. he snuck out of his house to an empty shed like 30 minutes away and maybe... lit it on fire while genocide by lil darkie played on a speaker nearby. what he did NOT anticipate was the absolute size of the fire so he freaked out and called the firefighters who promptly called the police. he didn’t want to get grounded so he called daichi to bail him out. daichi still told noya’s parents 😔.

tanaka ryūnosuke- vandalism!! tanaka had been on alt tiktok and saw a group of cool friends spray painting an abandoned building. he thought “that’s cool, lemme do that!” but then he realized he had no friends (AHDGS JK I LOVE TANAKA). he asked nishinoya who was grounded from the arson incident and he knew he definitely couldn’t ask daichi, suga, asahi, or enoshita so he decided to go it alone. that proved to be a MASSIVE mistake. he got the supplies, arrived to the building of his choice (thanks saeko :3), and decided to spray paint a huge p3ni5 in bright red paint. he finished “successfully” and zoomed back home. what he didn’t realize with his two-and-a-half braincells is that he signed his glorious piece with his full name. the cops were at his house the next morning...🧍

hinata shoyō- forgery!! hinata did NOT think that forgery was even a crime. how was he supposed to know that he wasn’t allowed to copy his mom’s signature on a permission form! all he wanted was to go to an overnight training camp 😿

kageyama tobio- attempted murder!! kageyama swears it sounds worse than was and he is absolutely incorrect. what happened was so much worse. he and hinata were having a competition to see who could hold their breath the longest underwater (you can’t tell me they haven’t done some dumbass shit like this) and kageyma lost almost instantly (he has the tiny lungs of an asthmatic). he didn’t want hinata to notice so he held hinata’s head under the water for like 10 seconds. suga walked in though, saw hinata thrashing around in the water and immediately called the police. kageyama never forgave him.

tsukishima kei- cyberbullying!! first of all, i had no idea you could get arrested for cyber bullying!? that being said, neither did tsukishima who spent 80% of his time making fun of people online (and on his real account!! bold). eventually one of the people he bullied (hinata) reported him on instagram and his very lame account was deleted (pls don’t bully people online 😤).

yamaguchi tadashi- shoplifting!! andjksh this is so funny because this scenario has happened to me and i can just SEE this happening to poor tadashi. yamaguchi gets super late night cravings (and usually tsukki will walk with him at like 3 am 🥺 nEWAYS) so he’ll sneak out and walk to the mini-mart near his house. one night, he was so tired but also super hungry so he went onto his nightly routine and basically sleepwalked into the store. he picked out his favorite chips and candy bar (which are sour cream&onion lays and milky ways in case you were wondering 😌✨) and just... walked out the store without paying. the store clerk was mysteriously missing so yamaguchi made it all the way home, ate half the bag of chips and passed out without realizing what he’d done. once he did, he cried for 2 hours straight.

nekoma

kuroo tetsurō- telemarketing fraud!! kuroo originally did telemarketing fraud as a joke?? like he was trying to prank call someone pretending that they had lost their information and they actually gave it to him??? he was mildly concerned but even more excited. he did it over and over again but he never used the info for anything. to this day, kuroo literally has a notebook full of credit card numbers and bank account passwords but he refuses to use it because he believes it’s ✨wrong✨(but it isn’t wrong to take all that information in the first place under false pretenses, not realizing that once people find out, they are forced to close credit cards and accounts but go off self righteous king). once he brought the book up to kenma and he offered to sell it on the dark web. now kuroo feels less bad about what he’s done! :D

kozume kenma- computer crime!! pfttt this one seems kinda obvious but what do you expect from kenma :). he spends so much time on the internet, he’s definitely picked up some less than legal skills that still help him now 👀. kenma did little mini crimes like getting into other people’s wifi but his crowning achievement was when he hacked into the minneapolis pd website and had it so when you opened the page, a black lives matter screen came up. he never told anyone that it was him who did it but he thinks it’s the best he’s ever done.

yaku morisuke- racketeering!! yaku, the feral king, ran an underground gambling ring in the basement of nekoma (do they have basements?? who knows! i don’t!) during his third year. the only reason it didn’t get shut down was because coach nekomata took a portion of yaku’s profits whenever he won (which was literally all the time). everyone on the team has lost money to him which is why they never play with him anymore. they won’t even let yaku play monopoly 😔.

haiba lev- indecent exposure!! poor lev’s head is so empty, he tends to fall for whatever pranks his senpai’s do to him. this time kuroo had somehow convinced him that in order to grow his schlong, he had to run outside naked for 10 minutes because the moonlight had special growing properties. lev was a lil scared ngl because he was already superrr tall and didn’t need to grow his height (or his dick ((boy is hung)) but poor lev is insecure) but he did it anyway. long story short, an old woman saw him parading around the neighborhood naked and called el policia. 0/10 dick did NOT grow and had to spend a night in jail naked 😿

aoba johsai

oikawa tōru- prostitution!! KAKKAKA iwazumi made fun of oikawa for being so shitty and said that he couldn’t pick up anyone if he tried. flattykawa took this as a personal challenge and went out onto the street, asking people if they’d have sex with him. with the way he was asking (and the way he was dressed), people assumed he was a paid w h o r e and someone eventually reported him. iwazumi had to pick oikawa up from the station- he never let him live this one down.

iwaizumi hajime- battery!! it wasn’t technically battery but oikawa is a lil bitch and overreacts (at least in his words -_-). the amount of times iwa-chan has beat the absolute shit out of oikawa is uNREAL. he just can’t handle the stupidity sometimes so he just smacks the crap outta him. not for real for real but the way oikawa reacts, you’d think a murder was occurring. one time, shittykawa screeched so loud, they got a noise complaint -_- hajime hates it in these streets.

matsukawa issei & hanamaki takahiro- conspiracy!! issei and hiro have a secret blog where they discuss conspiracy theories and such but one day, hiro found an article that explained how jfk’s death was an inside job. he sent it to issei who began to theorize how HE’D do it. that devolved into a massive thread on their blog of how’d they murder a president which blew up and caught the attention of the cia who sent the a letter telling them to quietly delete the blog. they did because they were terrified but they kept the letter and now it’s framed in issei’s apartment.

kyōtani kentarō- assault!! baby is an angry little boy but for all the right reasons. he was at a bar (when he’s all grown up, duh) and he spotted an absolute drunk creep hitting on a girl who clearlyyyy did not reciprocate his feelings. kyōtani, being the respectful king that he is, went over to the guy, pulled him by the jacket and beat. the. shit. out of him. while the bartender was happy with the fact that the creep was out, he was not impressed with the damage to his bar. he just sent kyōtani out who casually adjusted his leather jacket and rings, and hopped on his motorcycle to ride away into the night. i am the FATTEST simp for this man ONG 🥴

shiratorizawa

ushijima wakatoshi- stalking!! poor ushijima has no idea how intimidating he can be. he was on a train late at night after practice and the woman sitting across from him left her purse sitting on the seat. being the gentleman that he is, he took the purse and followed her to return it. the only problem is that the closer he got, the faster she ran and when he tried to speak (yknow with his scary, deep, baritone voice), the woman screeched and called the cops on him because he was a “strange, big man who was following her home.” when the police showed up, ushijima was painfully confused and just held up this tiny ass purse in his massive hands. the cops laughed.

tendō satori- ???!! no one knows what crimes (or how many 😳) tendō has committed but each of his teammates have different ideas- ushijima: “i don’t believe tendou is capable of committing any sort of felony. well, maybe murder”; semi: “of COURSE he’s capable of crimes??! do you know how many times i’ve seen him come into the dorm with a suspicious stain of red on his sweater?? *shudders* if i end up dead, tendō did it...” in actuality, the only crime tendō has committed is ~drugs~ but he’s not bouta tell his friends that.

goshiki tsutomu- would be a VICTIM!! my baby tsutomu would NEVER commit a crime!!! i love this man with my everything and the only crime he’s committed is being too damn cute 😤🥺

[somestansomewhere]

Debbie Gallagher: ALL Love Interests RANKED

Okay! I tried to rank all of Debs’ love interests and it was hard to do because I am not set on that ONE PERSON that I ship her with above all else, but these are my thoughts! Keep in mind that these are all MY OPINIONS and you are entitled to yours as well! Let’s talk about it! If you read all this ILY.

Here we go:

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23. The Guy At The Pool (Season 5)

He thought Debs was special needs and she tried to flirt with him...

22. Kelly (Season 9-10)

I LOVE Kelly so much but she was not into Debbie! I really love her with Carl and Debbie should not have tried to interfere! I will however say that I really really REALLY enjoy their friendship and I wish that that would have continued on. They had some really good moments together.

20/21. Eugene (Season 6) & Board Game Guy (Season 7)

Alright so these two don’t technically count because Frank tried to set Debbie up with Eugene so that she’d be written into his will. And the Board Game Guy was from a deleted scene as one of Debbie’s “life partners” from that flyer she made. So enough said.

18/19. Tyler (Season 6) & Erika (Season 6)

Again, Frank attempted to set Debbie up with Tyler and while that “potential relationship” wasn’t as bad as what happened between her and Erika, I am grouping them together because Debbie wasn’t technically into either of them and it was set up to fail right from the start.

17. Larry (Season 6)

The pregnancy fetish guy! I’m not quite sure what the intentions were for this character in the long run but it was a funny joke in the episode he was in. Even in the beginning Larry gave off red flags, but Debbie was happy... until the truth was revealed. Weird.

16. Jared (Season 11)

Another irrelevant love interest: the gay guy that cheated on his husband with Debbie after giving her cocaine. Obvious issues with this encounter/plot line aside, I did feel that their interactions at the bar were flirtatious and I didn’t hate him.

15. Calista (Season 11)

ANOTHER irrelevant character that was used and never brought back!!! I didn’t totally hate her either, she was upfront about her ex-girlfriend and that whole situation. She helped Debbie and didn’t take advantage of her but the second she came on screen; I’m sorry but I did not give a fuck. Her last episode built up a potential friend/relationship opportunity for Debbie and they just did nothing with it. Idfk what else to say, not a fan but I did appreciate Calista trying to take care of Debbie when she clearly was drinking too much.

14. Sandy (Season 10-11)

Oh boy, everyone’s favorite partner of Debbie’s... Yeah, Sandy is so low on this list not necessarily because I didn’t like her for Debbie, or that I have beef with Elise (b/c I love her as an actor sm). I personally just hate the sheer fact that this character EXISTS in the first place. I never understood the hype, but I know that people only like her because she’s a Milkovich ie. related to Mickey. That’s the hard truth this fandom isn’t willing to admit. My disliking Sandy should be a post of its own but lemme get into her relationship with Debbie.

You could tell that Emma and Elise liked working together so the chemistry was sorta there (definitely not soulmate shit tho). Each time that they interacted in s10 I was over it. S11 was better in the sense that whether I would like to admit it or not, they did have some “cute moments” (mainly just Sandy calling Debbie babe/babes). The second shit hit the fan in regards to Sandy’s history, I immediately understood Debbie’s issue with her and why her character would not want to be with Sandy. But, with that being said, Debbie was also in the wrong because she made everything about herself throughout the entire course of this relationship! Sandy did call her out, ex: “who was supposed to take Franny to school?”, and things like that were nice. HOWEVER I am sorry to say, this relationship felt like a massive waste of time and it felt like they were trying to force something that shouldn’t have existed to begin with. I don’t have the patience to even analyze this anymore, but maybe down the line because clearly there is SO MUCH to delve into!

13. Alex (Season 9)

Omg I did not like this relationship/plotline at all. Alex had issues but Debbie was so inconsiderate! I never saw the appeal here! It was nice that Alex had the decency to go and help Debs with Ford after the fact. I just feel “meh” about this tho. They had moments but ultimately I personally wasn’t into it and Debbie’s random newfound self discovery of “lesbianism”.

12. Kyle (Season 3)

Emma Kenney’s first kiss! Kyle was a one episode character that did have the potential to be more than that. I didn’t hate the kid as Debbie’s love interest, but there also wasn’t anything special about him. He was just kinda there and then he left. Debbie really seemed to like him though, spelling his name in her peas, etc.. I do like that one line about cigarettes that Kyle had but again he was such a short lived character and when he turned out not to be related to Kevin it became unnecessary to keep him around... even if the episode alluded to him returning. They were sorta cute!

11. Claudia (Season 10)

So I didn’t like this relationship much either but there was a certain kind of stability in the relationship that felt organic and nice. Partly because I enjoyed watching Constance Zimmer and she made Claudia likeable. Do I ship it? No. Was it a problematic dynamic? Yes. Was it a tolerable relationship? Eh. I didn’t hate it entirely though. Debbie, being a Gallagher, eventually fucked it up. And while I did like the drama, Debbie wasn’t REALLY into Claudia as much as she may have believed she was. So, it totally felt like a one off that would end with Claudia not returning... and it was. So there was no time for an investment of any kind.

10. Hedi (Season 11)

Gosh... Debbie’s endgame(?). Hedi was introduced too late for me to care enough about her (At this point it would have made sense for Debbie to wind up with Calista because at least she was already introduced!). I don’t necessarily like Hedi as a character and quite frankly it was a “who tf does SHE think she is” kinda deal for me. At first I was interested and didn’t hate her (and I don’t), but then she “thought she was Jimmy” and I instantly got annoyed (LOL I GUESS it was a nice nod to him tho... I guess).

My (several) problems with Hedi as a character aside, there IS something about Hedi being presented as this “dangerous badass” who is (somehow) WORSE than Debbie, that worked well. I’m not a fan of the ship, but it is an interesting dynamic in the sense that Debbie could potentially be “living on the edge”. I fear for what trouble this could cause Debbie BUT it’s like Frank referenced: Monica vibes. I don’t think it’s “true love” like Debbie said to Franny. A constant storyline for Debbie has been “why can’t anyone ever love me” and so she falls in quickly. Maybe Hedi will leave her but that’s the thing, “she’s done worse” so idk, either way I don’t think it’s meant to last! But I guess I don’t mind them being together! Karma’s a bitch! Will Carl tell her what Arthur found? Would it even make a difference?

9. Julia (Season 10)

I would have actually rather preferred her with Carl too! It was never love between Debbie and Julia, but the relationship did create good conflict for my viewing pleasure. UNPOPULAR OPINION, I didn’t mind Julia as a character at all. She was fine for me. I also enjoyed how ultimately SHE was only using Debbie in the end. Julia does admit later on that she was experiencing with her sexuality so maybe she did have feelings for Debbie at one point, which I thought was interesting. Debbie got herself into this one. At least Julia was more age appropriate than Claudia... (which is ironic since Debbie got in trouble for being with Julia when the age gap is MUCH bigger between Claudia and Debbie LOL I love it)! I also found Julia annoying Debbie to be amusing, that’s not to say that I liked her a lot either cuz I don’t!

8. Matty (Season 4-5)

Man do I feel bad for Matty! Debbie raped him and it was horrible. From the get-go when Matty was introduced the relationship was hella awkward!! And not only that but Debbie was a MINOR! Matty did do the right thing and said they couldn’t be together but a part of me will always feel strange that he WAS INITIALLY attracted to Debbie before learning her age. That to me is still wildly inappropriate. He shoulda cut it off. He did try to be her friend and took her to that dance which was cute but ahhh this was just a MESS all around. Cringe. At least he didn’t take advantage.

7. Henry (Season 4)

Speaking of Matty and that dance, Henry was supposed to take her. He asked her as a joke in order for Seama to inflict revenge on Debbie. If that weren’t the case however... DAMN THEY WERE CUTE! The potential that this relationship could have had! If only it wasn’t all an act! It was a “day worth of love” and sure that’s not enough for two people to REALLY be IT, yet there was something charming about their connection that I wish was real. Or idk maybe Henry could have reconnected with her later and apologized and it could have been revealed that he did actually like her... but that wasn’t the case. Fuck him!

6. Simon (Season 1-2)

Debbie was NOT interested in Simon at all but at the time he was almost like the male version of her. Their banter back and forth was fun to watch and he probably would have treated her well. It’s unfortunate that we didn’t get to even see their friendship progress. Their interactions were funny and he was a good guy!

5. Batiste (Season 10)

Y’all may not understand why this guy is so high on the list but a part of me wishes this character wasn’t a one off. Batiste is the dude Debbie tried to return her “unused” shoes to. If you can recall, he wanted a blowjob to take advantage of her. While this was a dick move (and the plot went nowhere) a part of me would have liked to see more! He did have an arc where he acted like an ass and realized that it is wrong to degrade women. I just think it could have been built upon and Emma may have had chemistry with this actor. There was something here that I didn’t hate and I felt it could have been expanded upon.

4. Little Hank (Season 2-3)

Debbie’s first real crush! It was interesting to see how he didn’t like her at first and then a “friendship/relationship” slowly started to develop after he gave her flowers. IT JUST NEVER CONTINUED! Little Hank was in no way the most upstanding, but it was cool to see Carl have a friend that Debbie crushed on (when she was little she wasn’t intentionally taking something away from Carl ie. Kelly, so I support it). Their interactions were fun to watch too! The fandom definitely has a soft spot for Little Hank! And at one point everyone was rooting for them to be together. Too bad we never discovered what ended up happening to this character!

3. Neil (Season 7-8)

The bathtub scene tho! Adorable! There was a short moment within this relationship that was super cute where the two of them really did seem to care about each other and may have both been in love. It goes without saying that Debbie was only using him, but they did have SOME potential and they found a common ground where they each benefited each other’s needs. Debbie once again was TOO controlling and self absorbed to make it work, but I don’t think she was entirely happy in a relationship with him. He deserved more respect!

2. Derek (Season 5-8)

Baby Daddy! I really did enjoy them together until Debbie took advance of him and Franny came into the picture, but at the same time that’s one of the reasons that Derek, as a character, has a deeper connection to Debbie and the audience. I always enjoyed their flirting back and forth and the relationship they had (the deleted scene with the card/push up game ahh my heart)! Debbie really did mess up due to her desperation to “belong to a family”, which is another one of her consistent character traits. She just went too far and tried to trap him. Then shit got messed up between their families. Derek did eventually ask for parcial custody and did have a desire to be a part of Franny’s life. Debbie said no and that plot line died until s10. Pepa!! Ahh! RIP to Derek, it was sad to me that he died. Definitely a character and relationship that I wish was incorporated more because I truly enjoyed them together.

1. Duran (Season 8)

Besties with benefits! Stop! Nobody talks about my guy Duran! Sure they both said that this relationship was of a sexual nature and that they were just a couple of friends but damn! The chemistry and dynamic was palpable! It is truly a shame that we didn’t get to see more of this friendship! They were on common ground and really did care about each other! I don’t know why but I really just LOVED them together! Duran was also in her friend group with Farhad and that was a group that seemed to have a positive impact on Debbie as a person. S8 Debbie was cool! These two complemented each other so nicely! Duran wasn’t by any means the best influence on her because he almost lead Debbie down a “Monica path” but come on, Hedi is worse in that department. He was getting his life together like Debbie was with her profession. Just think of the hair convos Duran and Tami could have had Lol. Idk, I just like Debbie with him a lot! It was healthy to an extent and he was supportive of Debs with Franny.

[athena1138]

I am not a patient woman. I live on instant gratification and i have a ridiculously short fuse. I freely admit that.

But god help me if this bitch isn't turning me into a fucking paragon of integrity and cool headedness. One helluva work rant below.

Keep in mind for all of this that she’s been training 3x longer than any of us were trained (this is her 3rd week, her 16th day working this one shift.) And only her 2nd day with me, wherein our shifts overlap... 3 hours. So. 6 hours I’ve worked with this bitch. 

Shes stupid. Firstly. Even my manager said "shes so fuckin stupid." Been here 2 weeks and doesn’t know even our most frequented resident's name. She keeps bothering the 2 ladies who only get trays brought to them for meals to “come down to dinner.” Like no dude. 

I've had the same conversation with her now 6x about where I got my nose pierced. 

I told her to quit slamming the nurse’s door. She proceeded to slam it 3x harder the next four times we went through it. (That room is in the middle of a residential hallway.) 

We had a resident request one of her narcotics (which is obviously fine, it’s just a special protocol.) So, I got it out and I told the girl “We have to carry them up in these little cups so our hands don’t get them all icky and we don’t drop them and etc.” 5 steps into the hallway, she goes, “So we have to carry them in those little cups?” Bitch??? 

Concerning narcotics, we keep them locked up somewhere safe. And at the start and end of every shift, we have to count them with the next person on duty. So, 7am does it with the end of midnight’s shift and then again with the 2:30 person who does it with the 4pm person who does it with the midnight person. Every shift, start and end. It’s really fucking simple. And only two people are on narcotics, so it’s even better. The way we do it is, each person has their own row. The left side of the row is for the person who is ending their shift, and the right side is for the person starting their shift. We write down how many pills there are and we initial it. So, each narc count, you should only have 2 boxes to sign. We have 37 for one and 62 for another, so we count and initial. Not only did she write 32 and 67, she did them both on only one resident’s row, and she did both the left and the right columns. I mean, look, I can understand being confused reading this, but doing it is really fucking simple. My 11 year old niece could do it. And this bitch messed it up. Even with asking me to repeat myself 4x during the process. 

The last time I worked with her, firstly I don’t know if she washed her hands at all. I don’t know if she did tonight, either, but I’ve been too out of it to pay any attention. Secondly, we all wear pagers. She was coming out of the bathroom and I was walking past and she goes, “Oh, did you get a page?” Like. Bitch. YOU ARE WEARING A PAGER. YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IT, TOO. 

Her shift does trash and closes up the building. That involves turning off the hall lights, and on the first floor we close the blinds. And then locking the doors obviously. The 2nd floor, we don’t have to worry about blinds, just leave them open or whatever it really doesn’t matter. But she’s like. Just so obsessed with the fucking blinds. “So I leave these ones open, right?” Yes, bitch. “And I shut the ones downstairs?” Yes. Bitch. “But not the ones upstairs?” Look motherfucker--

I just. I can’t. I don’t think I’ve ever met a stupider person in my fucking life. 

OH. And, we’re an assisted living facility. Not a nursing home. None of us are even medically licensed except one girl who’s in nursing school. Other than 2 or 3 of our residents, everybody here can take care of themselves and even those 2 or 3 are really fucking independent they’ve just got memory problems. She has asked no less than 5 people in the 2 days I’ve worked with her if she needed her to “go turn their tv on for them.” Like dude. No. They super don’t need or want that. And while getting people for dinner tonight, one of those 2 or 3 was having knee pain, so he was wobbling a lot. I told him to take my arm, yknow, lean on me, I gotcha. She rushes in completely unprompted and just grabs him. Just. Out of nowhere. Tells him to lean on her, too. I’m like dude. I told her to back off, I’ve got it, you’re just going to throw him more off balance. We got him down to dinner without another incident, but we came back to give him his meds at 7:30 and she asked him if he needed her to turn his TV on. I said, “He doesn’t like to watch TV after 6 because nothing’s on.” She still went and turned it on. He got pissed and said, “Turn that shit off, I don’t want it.” Like. I fucking told you, dude. 

I’m sitting at the front desk. From here, I can see a good half of the vestibule leading outside, including the entire glass wall that looks out. She left to go home and realized she forgot her walkie talkie was on her, which is fine we all do that. She came in the front door. Tried to open the front door. The locked front door. Which she locked. And then, with me already getting up to let her in, rang the door bell while making eye contact with me.

Every single guest, she looks at them and goes, “I don’t know who that is.” Bitch you don’t even know who your own residents are, quit worrying about their fucking families. Like a fucking coked out rottweiler on guard duty. We allow visitors whenever. We are a 24/7 open facility. Calm the fuck down. 

She has 0 volume control. She’s yelling at residents with perfect hearing and whispering to the hard of hearing ones. 

My manager told me to let her do her shift’s meds tonight (she hasn’t been allowed to do them because she’s been fucking up a lot. Like, almost giving the wrong insulin a lot,) and after she did the first set (which involves... an aspirin, a vitamin, and overseeing a resident doing his own insulin (which I was doubly overseeing)) she’s like, “How do you think I did?” I mean. They’re still alive so kudos I guess? Idfk man. 

One lady is 101 years old. They’ve put her on tylenol, except it’s these BIGASS pills that we’re not allowed to break for her. But she’s choking on them. Like literally choking on them. So, we are breaking them because fuck our boss she’s a control freak. Well, they stopped giving them to her in a bottle and instead put them in the packets with the rest of her meds, so I was bitching about that. And then I was bitching about how they kept her on the same pills instead of switching her to smaller ones. This bitch goes, “You can buy bigger ones at Walmart.” ???????? WHat the FUCK does that have to do with this woman not choking to death??? 

There’s just. I have no words. Literally none. Everybody hates this bitch. My manager downright told our executive director that he’s not allowed to hire people anymore because this is the 3rd flop he’s accepted in the past 6 months. 

[thorne93]

Curious Conundrum (Part 9)

Prompt: You’re John Watson’s sister. One day you decide to visit your brother for lunch, only to meet the infamous Mr. Holmes…

Word Count: 1893

Warnings: language, flirtation, sexual innuendos (maybe? idfk), murder/crime/case related stuff, angst, jealousy…

Notes: Beta’d by @carryonmyswansong Not only did she beta, but I literally couldn’t have written half these scenes without her help. She contributed majorly, even wrote some parts of scenes. I am forever in her debt.

Also, this starts AFTER Season 2, episode 1. I don’t follow all the episodes, but it does follow the timeline and hit some major events : )

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 

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After another week of your sulking, and Sherlock’s... whatever it was he was doing… John wanted to make the two of you feel better. He asked you to meet him at a new restaurant in town, a little italian cafe, in fact.

“I really don’t want to go out,” you insisted. “I look like utter crap, I feel like utter crap.”

“All the more reason to go out.”

“But why can’t I just stay home with my wine and ice cream?”

“Because you need to shake this off. It’s not like you to let something ruffle your feathers.”

“Well this time is different.”

“I know that, which is why you need to get back out and start getting your life back to normal.”

You groaned, not fully giving your brother a response.

“Come on. I’m buying, you’ve got to eat anyway, right?”

You mumbled, “I suppose you’re right.”

“Great. Meet me there tomorrow around seven, sound good?”

“Yeah. Yeah...Thanks. I’ll see you then.”

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Deciding to not look like a slob for your first public outing since the rejection, you got a good, long shower in, extra time and care went into everything. If you were really going start fresh, you wanted to do it properly. By the time you were finished, you were smelling divine and feeling polished. Next, was your hair. You picked a stylish updo and a semi-formal outfit for the event. Moving on to the final touches - you splashed on some simple, quick makeup.

Even if it was just your brother, maybe, by some stroke of luck or miracle, another man would look your way tonight, giving you a well needed distraction.

At 6:50 you arrived and told the host that you were waiting for your brother. In the meantime you passed the time by reading the news, somewhat hopeful that you’d see his name in the headline, somewhere. “God, how pathetic was that?” you thought with a sigh...

“I don’t know why you’re insisting on going here. There’s a perfectly good restaurant closer to home, and I can get us free food. Why are we--” his voice stopped.

That voice. The voice that haunted your dreams.

Sherlock?

Frowning, you looked up to see John and Sherlock making their way to you, but Sherlock had stopped dead in his tracks, staring at you as if you were...as if you were a ghost. You stood promptly from the table, ready to flee the scene.

“Bloody hell. What is she doing here?” he demanded, turning to John.

“Yes, why is he here?” you echoed, the same anger in your voice.

John gave you his signature “bear with me” face, pressing his lips into a firm line. “You two clearly care about each other. Pretending you don’t is just mad. Now you’re acting like children. For God’s sakes, you are lucky enough to have something with someone, don’t piss it away on your egos.”

You and Sherlock eyed each other like students getting scolded. Slowly, resolve started to seep into your eyes and his, a slight softening of the features, his shoulders visibly relaxed as he took you in.

“I already told you, and her, that I want nothing to do with her,” Sherlock reminded through clenched teeth.

“You also told me the real reason why you did that,” he retorted, stressing his point. “Now, just sit down and talk. All I’m asking is you two try a date. One date. If you can’t stand it, then you can do whatever you want. But I can’t keep watching you two spiral into this... black hole. I won’t do it anymore.”

“I could just leave when you’re gone,” Sherlock noted with a raised eyebrow.

“Then good luck solving cases without an extra set of eyes,” John threatened lightly with a smile.

“You’re serious aren’t you?” you asked, astounded.

“Deadly.” He flashed a smile and led the way back to the table. “Now, Sherlock, if you please,” he said, pulling out a chair and gesturing to it.

At first, your date appeared ready to fight this, be stubborn to the bone as he always was... but something in him wavered and he acquiesced. With a roll of his eyes, he sighed and walked over.

“Oh, fine,” he breathed.

“Great. Tell me how the date goes,” John requested before patting Sherlock’s shoulder supportively. Then he was gone, leaving you two alone. Alone time with him was something that you had always wanted, but now it felt like a curse.

For a long time, neither of you spoke. All either of you did was nervously play with the silverware. What should you say? What could you say? What did you want to say?

“So... lovely new lounge here, wouldn’t you say?” he questioned, his eyes traveling everywhere but your face.

Your brows knitted together as you stared at him in total shock. “Really? That’s what you want to talk about? The restaurant?”

A flash of anger crossed his eyes and tone as he asked, “Well... what do you propose we talk about?”

“How about the fact that you were utterly hateful to me the last time we spoke?” you challenged, a bit of bite in your voice.

He pondered a moment then, as if he had a revelation, his eyes widened. “Oh, that…”

“Yes that, and don’t pretend you don’t know exactly what I was referring to. I understand the rejection, but you didn’t have to insult me.”

His face twisted into thought, he seemed to take a deep breath. You were hoping he’d explain why he did what he did. “If you don’t want to do this I’d understand,” Sherlock finally said, surprising you. “We could just eat, and lie to John, telling him we gave it our best shot.”

“I don’t lie.”

“Then we could not lie and say we didn’t want to do this.”

“But I do,” you argued.

He raised a curious brow and looked away from you, obviously trying not to think about the situation at hand and people watch instead.

“Why don’t you?” you asked, slightly afraid of the answer, but more fearful of never knowing.

Sherlock’s eyes slid back to your face, but he didn’t speak. A look clouded his expression almost as if he were trying to decipher something about you.

Finally, you realized you needed to tell him. “Sherlock, I know you’re married to your work. I understand that. So am I, for the most part. But when I’m with you... Being around you makes me incredibly happy, and not like a friend, not like a best friend. I am attracted to you, I like you, I like your humor, your energy, your mind. I love everything about you. If you’re afraid I’d interfere with your work, that’s not the case. I’d never do that.”

“You think I’m worried about my work?” he asked as if it were the most absurd thing he’d heard this month. “I’m not worried about my work, Y/N. I’m worried about you. Do you have any idea how dangerous it is to know me, let alone be romantically involved with me?”

At his words, a small smile pulled at the corner of your lips. “You... you were worried about me. You didn’t mean any of those things you said at the flat that day, did you? It was just to get me to get away from you.” You leaned back in the chair, crossing your arms, impressed. “I’m ever amazed at your ability to impress me.”

“Much like your brother,” he muttered nonchalantly, the comment making you smile fondly.

“If that’s all it is--”

“If that’s all it is? You realize dating me would be dangerous?”

“Quite.”

“And that I wouldn’t give you the sort of romance John would give a girl, correct? I wouldn’t give you flowers, vacations, cards, romance. I don’t do that. I’m not wired that way.”

“I wouldn’t expect anything less,” you informed and he eyed you peculiarly. “Sherlock... I’m--I don’t want to be with you for any other reason than to be with you. I don’t want you to change, do things you wouldn’t normally do, go out of your way to be especially romantic. I didn’t fall in love with you for the things you might do for me. I fell in love with you because you’re you. I love all of you. All the crass, rude, brash, sarcastic, smart-assed, intelligent, handsome you… So if we never take an anniversary trip and we don’t go shopping for dishes together, it won’t matter to me. I’m in love with you and I just want to be with you, because it makes me happy to be around you. That’s all I want...That's all I’ll ever want.”

You reached across the table and took his hand. “Promise.”

His face turned pensive for a short moment, mulling over your words. “You really are determined to see this through, aren’t you?”

“I think you are too,” you softly accused through thick lashes. “Otherwise you would’ve left.”

“Touche,” he muttered, barely audible.

“So... what do you say? Wanna give this crazy idea a try?”

“And you’re okay... knowing everything you know about me? The lack of romance, the danger, the completely unorthodox relationship we’ll have? The fact that I might not be able to even touch you physically?”

You nodded, a grin on your face. “I’m sure.”

“Then... I can’t stop you, can I?”

“You already tried that, remember?” You winked at him and he smiled.

Ah, there it was. That stunning smile. That’s why you wanted this.

“And there’s the reason why I want to be with you. I want to be the one to do that to you,” you noted as you pointed at him and he realized what you were referring to.

“That wouldn’t be... so bad,” he remarked, his eyebrows arching up quickly then falling. His face composed into seriousness as he picked up a menu and said, “Well if we’re going to do this. Let’s do it properly. Shall we have dinner?”

“Let’s.”

With that, you picked up your menu, the two of you stealing silent glances at each other, hidden smiles painting your faces. Once you ordered, the two of you did talk about the restaurant. Sherlock didn’t like the size of it or the layout, but he did enjoy the tea. You liked that it had a patio to go out to. Ultimately though, it sounded as if Sherlock would much rather not return here.

The two of you caught up a little on work, him filling you in on cases, getting animated about them. A lot of people thought Sherlock solved cases and went on, but you knew his ego was too big for that. You allowed him to go on and on about his findings, his deductions. He loved to boast and prove he was the smartest one, and you loved to watch his thinking unfold.

The rest of the evening was spent in laughter, smiles, and mesmerization. Both of you completely in awe at the fact that you got this chance again. Sure, Sherlock thought it was right to send you away a month ago... But everyday it got worse, it got harder for him. He was ready to crumble nearly every day. If he was honest with himself, this couldn’t have come at a more perfect time.

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Thoughts on Voltron Season 4:

Pros:

-Pidge had an absolutely fantastic arc this season. We learned a lot about her past and relationship with Matt. The scene where she thought she lost him was so real and heartfelt. And I personally love that so much of those episodes were just Matt and Hunk complimenting her and praising her intelligence. So what if it made her feel kinda Mary Sue like? We already knew her flaws before, let the girl get some loving. I also love that Pidge was a nickname given to her by Matt.

-There were a lot of relationship building moments (or shipping moments, whichever) but I specifically find the development of Sheith and Allurance to be interesting in this season compared to last season. On the Sheith front I have mixed feelings mostly due to my strong belief that this Shiro is the clone. That aside, our boys were able to have a decently large scale disagreement and work through it to support each other unconditionally. That's some love right there friends. And don't get me started on Shiro and Keith in the Kerberos launch cutscene. I need flashbacks....pleaaase.

Allurance also interested me a lot because I honestly didn't expect them to stick to their guns about Lance's crush on Allura this way. Season 1 made it feel so fleeting and shallow. Then by season 3 they had a nice kinship going on and a finally nice stable ground to be called friends on. Now, with Lance's jealous reaction toward Matt and his inspiration pep talk to Allura, I'm pretty sure we could see real romantic feelings build there. Can anyone tell my kink is unwavering support and love? Cuz it is.

-Lotor's arc has me feeling all kinds of things. I'm so fucking excited for him working with the Paladins next season. I wonder if his generals will do the same.

-I am very pleased with the BOM!Keith arc we got. I do have a lot of issues with its place in the story and how it manifested, but I think Keith learned a lot from it and found a niche he felt comfortable filling, which was not at all true of his being the Black paladin.

-There were parts of this season that made me genuinely scared or sad, so even tho I have my issues with the pacing, the story telling is still legit. Almost cried when Pidge cried. Also, man oh man, I was so terrified that Haggar's spell was gonna turn Shiro against them in that moment or something. The fear was real. And when Keith almost died for our sins? Kill me. Yeah there were emotions. As long as there continue to be I will keep watching.

Cons:

-Ok, so the biggest one: why the fuck would you go through the trouble of building up support from the paladins and building Keith's confidence in his abilities as leader if you were gonna let him pass it on anyway?? It just seems like they took a huge step backwards. I can accept that this is necessary for "Shiro's" plot. If he is the clone, it will hurt the team so so so much more if everyone is content with and believes in him as leader. But for the whole team it seems senseless.

-Lotor's generals are dicks man. I enjoyed the fandom wide headcanon that they were fiercely loyal to him. Yet they just give him up when his plan fails? Now I don't care about them anymore. Is sad.

-6 episodes is not enough time for build my affection for any members of the coalition. Especially the freedom fighters who are almost all new. The pacing was way too fast to care about them excluding Matt. And since one of the pressure moments of the story was not knowing if they'd live through taking out that laser battle cruiser thing, it was kinda important that we care about them. On top of that, Shiro seems very bland and almost out of character this season, though that may honestly be because he's a clone. Idfk man.

-I skipped episode 4. Completely. It was embarrassing to watch. I mean, I love Coran and the silly moments of Voltron, but they had as many not fledged out characters and plot elements but felt it was necessary to include that episode? Yeah, no. There were definitely better uses of that time.

-Lance is back to being a comedic relief with one or two good moments. Sigh. Maybe if he becomes Allura's actually love interest he'll get more character development??? Maybe???

-Not enough Keith.

[jikook-love]

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THE LAST…

-drink: orange juice :3

-phone call: MY DAD. MY ONE AND ONLY OTO-SAN <3 

-Text message: my loser sister

-Song you listened to: Love Battery by Hong Jin Young (still. IT JUST CAME ON BY CHANCE OKAI but it’s goo--oop, now it’s Decalcomanie by Mamamoo dere you go)

-time you cried: idk like a week ago? out of sadness that is. i cried this morning when my sister was playing League of Legends. 

Have you ever…..

-dated someone twice: nah man. once the wind blows away it won’t return (Boys Over Flowers quote that frankly, never made sense to me)

-kissed someone and regretted it: nope. i ain’t an easy woman

-been cheated on: technically that one time on LINE chat in high school I was diqing role playing around with this guy. i’m pretty sure i knew he had a waifu but chose to ignore it. but then i became friends with her and then three of us just got together to FIGHT and I’d accuse him of being a cheater and shiet so uhhh...no i guess not (just reminded me of it LOL) 

-lost someone special: you’re lucky if you haven’t my friend 

-been depressed: it is but a coping mechanism for me at this point :) 

-gotten drunk and thrown up: i don’t drink :D 

Three favorite colors…..

Blue, black & white 

In the last year have you…..

-made new friends: mm hmm ^^

-laughed until you cried: OOOH YES. it’s the best feeling. until i get a stomachache and make one too many weird noises

-found out that someone was talking about you: ...maybe? idk. i feel like i have but idgaf cause they’re so irrelevant my brain doesn’t even care to remember them anyway LUL 

-met someone who changed you: of course ^^ good and bad people alike ofc :) 

-found out who your friends are: hmm...i guess so? 

-kissed someone on your Facebook friends list: i deleted facebook so this question becomes dubious ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

-Do you have any pets?: nope. 

-Do you want to change your name?: i did. until i realized how blessed it was to have a short name :)

-What did you do for your last birthday?:  i had a joint b-day with my mom (that sounds so weird). but she invited her friends and i invited mine and i aggressively forced them to eat all the foods and sing karaoke :’)

-What time did you wake up?: can we not talk about this i feel so attacked rn (it was 9:30 a.m. and then somehow it became 11:30 a.m.)

-What what you were you doing at midnight last night?: reading sketchy manga. probably. 

-Name something you can’t wait for: my fuqing lab results to FINALLY SHOW

-When was the last time you saw your mom?: last month :’( but it’s funny cause she’s coming back from her vacation tonight and we’re coming to pick her up ^^

-What are you listening to right now?: Troublemaker by Troublemaker (BUT WHEN WILL CERTAIN PPL COVER THIS SONG SO I CAN LIVE jkjk that’s asking too much...or is it?)

-Have you ever talked to someone named Tom?: probably. 

-Something that gets on your nerves?: when people don’t give credit where credit is due ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

-Most visited website: NCBI. jk i’m not that cool. tumblr, probably OTL

-Hair color: black. like my soul

-Long or short hair: it’s getting longer again. and i indeed to keep it that way ;)

-Do you have a crush on someone?: even if i wanted to there’s just trash all around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

-What do you like about yourself?: atm? that i washed my bedsheets and blanket on sunday and now they still feel really good and fluffy and i can’t even get out of them <3 best thing i ever did for me 

-Blood type: unknown. probably O though.

-Nickname: Hoe 

-Relationship status: Still irrelevant. 

-Zodiac: CANCER. like the embodiment of my tumblr 

-Pronouns: She/Her

-Favorite T.V shows: i only watch anime gdi White Collar, Sherlock (ish), Friends

-Tattoos: nooone. 

-Right or Left handed: meta. 

-Surgery: nope.

-Sport: i used to play badminton and wanna pick it up again but other than that I don’t move :D 

-Vacation: what about vacation...? Recentest one was with my sister to Montreal in the summer and it was the littest thing I’d ever done in my life :’D

-Pair of shoes: Sneakers. pretty much always.

-Eating: stress lul

-Drinking: watterrrrrr

-I’m about to: go back to work :’)

-Waiting for?: my life to be sorted out. soon hopefully :)

-Want?: to have a plan for next year upon graduating :’)

-Get married?: when you find a person who can tolerate my sense of humour and my hobbies and has a mild neglect kink let me know

-Career?: Probably gonna go to grad school cause I actually really enjoy doing research, and we’ll see who I end up preaching from there ^^

Which is better?

-Hugs or kisses?: lul. neither. idfk how to hug (or kiss) people. WHAT IS SKINSHIP.

-Lips or eyes?: EYEZ. 

-Shorter or taller?: Tall. 

-Older or younger?: Older. oppa plz. 

-Nice arms or stomach?: ...? idk?

-Hook up or relationship?: relationSHIP SHIP SHIP

-Troublemaker or hesitant?: Balance plz. i cannot handle an extremity of either 

-Kissed a stranger?: nope

-Drink hard liquor?: nah

-Lost glasses/contact lenses?: no

-Turned someone down?: we don’t talk anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

-Sex on the first date?: nada

-Broken someone’s heart?: doubt it. i probably unintentionally broke some other thing instead. 

-Had a broken heart?: not really. 

-Been arrested?: almost. but not quite. 

-Cried when someone died?: ya. 

-Fallen for a friend?: yes 

Do you belive in…..

-Yourself?: moreso recently, so I guess so

-Miracles?: LOL YES. I got to where I am based on miracles pretty sure

-Love at first sight?: not yet? unless you count animals then that’s different 

-Santa Claus?: rn no but holy shiet when i’m around children no one tell me to calm down 

-Kiss on the first date?: nah. i like making people wait when i can ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

phew that was long! i’ll  tag @yildiz-blackthorne, @kaliheartsjikook and anyone else who read this until the end ^^

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all 92 😘

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?no way man she’d probably dom the fuck out of me

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?nope.

3. Have you taken someones virginity?n o p e

4. Is trust a big issue for you?YEAH

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?like in terms of romantic??? no. like in terms of “we have a really weird relationship and idfk how i feel @ you”? yeah.

6. What are you excited for?april 19th!!! my friend and i are going to go see phoebe bridgers in madison!!!!

7. What happened tonight?its 10am so ill roll with last night: i played nv and got killed in a beautiful cacophony of deathclaws and the legion :) and then my game crashed.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?no bc id be right there with them

9. Is confidence cute?very

10. What is the last beverage you had?i think some water? okay not the last but: hot water is so good with wildflower honey pls just drink some its good for your soul okay???

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?opposite is bullshit but i guess like,, 3? half my friends are nonbinary so counting EVERYONE regardless of gender and shit id say 6 people

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?im a proud supporter of boys in skinny jeans and i own 2 or 3 pairs

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?my main ho @thebonerfoy is coming up to visit me and were probably gonna pack all my shit in her car and play cards against humanity

14. What are you going to spend money on next? lmao probably my student loans. unless i can get the hours i asked for at work or a sugar daddy, then im gonna buy a proper lid for my fishtank bc my poor kid has a piece of cardboard rn.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?no

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?yeah. even in a state of stagnation were changing somehow.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?probably amanda, but im working on trying to be better with everyone

18. The last time you felt broken?my dude, im broken right now. its okay though. like i said, im working on it. were all fckn broken somehow.

19. Have you had sex today?not unless a ghost and i got in on in my sleep. which would be pretty cool ngl

20. Are you starting to realize anything?on a deep level: i deserve respect and a lot of my issues relate directly to my upbringing, including my inability to receive praise or speak well of myselfon a not-deep level: kinda hungry.

21. Are you in a good mood?i think i just heard fedex or ups outside so my mood just skyrocketed

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?maybe like. nurse sharks. theyre really cute.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?yeah

24. What do you want right this second?to take a day to go into the city with all my friends that i cant see on a regular basis

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?probably be upset unless we discussed it beforehand. then id be fckn cheering for them like you go get some!!!! do it man!!!! in general tho: if i wasnt with them and they didnt show interest in me and showed interest in someone else id just move tf on.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?half of it is bc my roots are growing out

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?no. too boring.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?okay so i went to renew my library books and one of my favorite youtubers is on the library website dressed as one of his characters and i completely flipped because i watch his gaming channel and now hes interviewing authors for my library??? he doesnt even live in my town!! hes in madison!!

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?no? im enjoying my solitude atm

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?depends on the person

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?no! hes my friend and gives really good advice!

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?i think so. i mean, were kind of a thing.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?yeah.

34. Listening to?killer - phoebe bridgers

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?only if im doing a rough journal spread, which i dont normally do

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?hes probably in class right now. 

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?love at first sight? no. some sort of mutual infatuation/attraction? yes.

38. Who did you last call?my mom

39. Who was the last person you danced with?dancing with as in both dancing at the same time? probably amanda or my mom.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?we were dating and he was cute lmao

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? a couple months ago? 

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?no bc she leaves for work before i wake up

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?constantly.

44. Do you tan in the nude?lmao no.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?no. as previously stated, i liked the guy and he was cute. why would i take that back?

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?yeah

47. Who was the last person to call you?my mom

48. Do you sing in the shower?sometimes

49. Do you dance in the car?yEAH

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?yes i love my bow :’) its so good and wow i love archery

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?picture day junior year of highschool, and if that doesnt count: my mother took me in at jcp to have pictures taken when i graduated 8th grade and theyre awful bc my hair is so long and its so not me

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?excuse me, how dare you,, in this house we ask for war and peace for christmas because npgc1812 is so good and then get addicted to ghost quartet (@ anyone reading this: pls listen to ghost quartet it is so so so good)

53. Is Christmas stressful?depends on the year, but i hope in the future i can spend it with my friends :)

54. Ever eat a pierogi?i just had some last night for dinner and im probably going to eat the leftovers in a couple minutes. also, my mother is polish and we see her family for holidays, so yeah. lots of pierogi in this house.

update: i got the leftovers

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?idk??? apple? im basic okay i dont eat pie

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?1. teacher2. ballerina3. both 1 & 2, simultaneously4. paleontologist5. archaeologist6. both 4 & 5, simultaneously7. librarian8. game designer9. author/illustrator

57. Do you believe in ghosts?yeah

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?almost daily

59. Take a vitamin daily?im supposed to ;) vitamin d deficiency like a real champ

60. Wear slippers?real talk i never liked slippers but then i bought these cute pig slippers @ walmart for $10 and i love them so much i tried wearing them to sleep last night. also im wearing them rn theyre so cute

61. Wear a bath robe?i live in a dorm, so yeah. to the bathroom and back when i take a shower. sometimes im lazy and i just run around in a towel but so do half the people on my side of the hall lmao were all lazy and dead inside

62. What do you wear to bed?fluffy pajama pants or sweats, tshirt or hoodie, socks, sometimes slippers.. once i fell asleep with a beanie on. when im being an Adult i wear my actual pajamas!!! like a legit shirt and pants that match

63. First concert?none that i was old enough to remember :’) apparently my mom took me to the rodeo when we lived in texas and saw some country group but i was like 2 so idfk

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?TARGET I AM A CERTIFIED TARGET GAY

65. Nike or Adidas?adidas bc my feet are too wide to fit in nikes

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?yall real talk i used to love cheetos but i think im allergic to them now? last time i had them my throat got all swollen and hurt for like 3 days so im gonna have to say fritos. plus theyre really good if you put them in chili

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?sunflower seeds bc im a slut for anything i can have a spitting contest with

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?lmao i used to like her when i was like. 11. not my scene anymore

69. Ever take dance lessons?i dont think so?

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?anything that makes them happy, but also something fun!!!! like wedding photographer or a baker or maybe zookeeper?

71. Can you curl your tongue?idk??? kinda????? i can tie a cherry stem so i want to say yes.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?no i always got out bc my anxiety made me stutter/rush and miss letters, so i never even got past the classroom levels to the real thing

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?a lot!!! i laugh so hard i cry and get a stomach ache more than id like to admit

74. What is your favorite book?eleanor & park by rainbow rowell :) OR alice’s adventures in wonderland by lewis caroll

75. Do you study better with or without music?depends on if i can get into hyperfocus mode or not. if not, then i pick one song and put it on loop and blast it until it fades and is just loud background noise, but if i can focus then silence is best

76. Regularly burn incense?i used to but no burning anything in the dorms :( then i came home for break and it started giving me a headache

77. Ever been in love?i think so

78. Who would you like to see in concert?kesha, against me!, my chemical romance (rip), bigbang (also rip)

79. What was the last concert you saw?the one i mentioned earlier @ a rodeo

80. Hot tea or cold tea?hot tea

81. Tea or coffee?i live on coffee but i love tea too so both

82. Favorite type of cookie?mmm snickerdoodle. or just sugar cookies. chocolate chip is good when theyre hot and melty but not as good when theyre cold

83. Can you swim well?yeah! i love swimming!

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?yeah?

85. Are you patient?hahahahahahhahahahhahahhaa

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?oo. oooooo. okay so dj would have more variety of music but im a sucker for live music??? idk i feel like a band would be more memorable, but what if they fuck up your favorite song??? but what if they make it more special???????

87. Ever won a contest?yeah! i won an art contest once and got my drawing printed on christmas cards for a nonprofit that did things for cancer patients!

88. Ever have plastic surgery?im 17 i dont have that kind of money

89. Which are better black or green olives?depends on what theyre in?

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?good. live your life fuck the rules

91. Best room for a fireplace?bedroom!!! i love fireplaces in bedrooms its such a Look

92. Do you want to get married?idk. if it happens then it happens. im not planning on it though.

[wasteaprcttyface-blog]

rules: answer all the questions and tag 20 other blogs

tagged by: no one. i’m just kinda bored and i like doin’ these. tagging: anyone who wants to do the thing.

LAST:

1. DRINK: water 2. PHONE CALL: a work help place that helps people with mental health issues and shit find work. 3. TEXT MESSAGE: my case manager, letting her know that meeting earlier is okay. 4. SONG YOU LISTENED TO: half god half devil - in this moment 5. TIME YOU CRIED:  friday. 6. DATED SOMEONE TWICE: i’ve never even dated someone once so...rip. 7. KISSED SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT: lmao yeah 8. BEEN CHEATED ON: nope 9. LOST SOMEONE SPECIAL: my grandma, six years ago.  10. BEEN DEPRESSED: yeah, my dude.kinda the whole thing when your diagnosed with major depressive disorder. 11. GOTTEN DRUNK AND THROWN UP: nah my dude.

3 FAVORITE COLORS

12. rose gold 13. light grey 14. rose quartz pink

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. MADE NEW FRIENDS: yes 16. FALLEN OUT OF LOVE: no 17. LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRIED: nope 18. FOUND OUT SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU: nah 19. MET SOMEONE WHO CHANGED YOU: yeah 20. FOUND OUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE: yeah 21. KISSED SOMEONE ON YOUR FACEBOOK LIST: nope

GENERAL

22. HOW MANY OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE: almost all of them, honestly. 23. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS: a corgi beagle mix named Crowley 24. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME: kinda? sometimes? i mean, i love it because it’s unique and literally i’ve never met anyone with my name but like...sometimes i wish it was easier to pronounce for people? which is why i go by jac. it’s the first part of my name. 25. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: my best friend, her mom and my mom all went bowling and then went for dinner. 26. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP: 9:30 am. 27. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT: laying in bed 28. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR: going back to school next year. 29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM: a couple hours ago before she left for work. 31. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: praying - kesha 32. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A PERSON NAMED TOM: i...think so? idfk. 33. SOMETHING THAT IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES: life, honestly. 34. MOST VISITED WEBSITE: tumblr 35. HAIR COLOR: naturally dark brown/almost black but right now it’s like...natural hair colour faded into a weird blonde colour. 36. LONG OR SHORT HAIR: mediumish 37. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: nah my dude 38. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: lmfaoooooo nothing. 39. PIERCINGS: philtrum (or more commonly known as a medusa), my septum and i used to have both sides of my nose pierced and my eyebrow. 40. BLOOD TYPE:  i have no clue, my dude. 41. NICKNAME: jac, jay, jj, cas, hunter, kitten 42. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single  43. ZODIAC: leo 44. PRONOUNS: she/her 45. FAVOURITE TV SHOW: supernatural  46. TATTOOS: a semi colon on my left hand, a be love tattoo on my right hand (it’s just a really pretty cursive B with a heart in it) annnd ‘if you’re going through hell, keep going” in my mom and grandpa’s handwriting with a lotus beside it on my shoulder. 47. RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED: ambidexterous but predominantly left handed. 48. SURGERY: wisdom teeth surgery but that’s it. 50. SPORT: soccer  51. VACATION: man, i haven’t been on a vacation in years? 52. PAIR OF TRAINERS: does this mean shoes? and is it asking about my favourite pair? because i have a pair of combat looking boots that i really like and also a pair of red converse.

MORE GENERAL

53. EATING: nothing rn 54. DRINKING: water 55. I’M ABOUT TO: go make actual food and get ready for my appointment 56. WAITING FOR: nothing ig??? 57. WANT: for the week to be over. 58. GET MARRIED: maybe one day? idk. i’m on the fence about marriage. especially since i can live with someone for six years and be commonlaw married.  59. CAREER: makeup artist. preferably working in film and television.

WHICH IS BETTER

60. HUGS OR KISSES: hugs 61. LIPS OR EYES: eyes 62. SHORTER OR TALLER: taller  63. OLDER OR YOUNGER: for me? in a romantic setting, i prefer older. i’m 22 so my age range for someone to date is 22-31. 64. NICE ARMS OR NICE STOMACH: arms? i guess? 65. HOOKUP OR RELATIONSHIP: relationship 66. TROUBLEMAKER OR HESITANT: maybe something in between?

HAVE YOU EVER:

67. KISSED A STRANGER: nah dude 68. DRANK HARD LIQUOR: yup 69. LOST GLASSES/CONTACT LENSES: yeah. i constantly lose my glasses. 70. TURNED SOMEONE DOWN: yeah 71. SEX ON THE FIRST DATE: nope 72. BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART: nope 73. HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN: i mean, i guess? 74. BEEN ARRESTED: nah 75. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: yeah 76. FALLEN FOR A FRIEND: yup

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

77. YOURSELF: lmfao 78. MIRACLES: yes 79. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: lust at first sight, yes. love? no. 80. SANTA CLAUS: not anymore. 81. KISS ON THE FIRST DATE: eh. depends on how the date went. if anything it’d be a small peck on the cheek or something. 82. ANGELS: yeah

OTHER:

84. EYE COLOR: brown 85. FAVORITE MOVIE: captain america winter soldier.

[lonesome-dreamsss]

Coffee is Always Fun When Mixed with a Monster.

Idfk anymore. This is like the only cute/fluffy thing I will ever write in my entire life....Okay so that's a lie, but I usually write sad ass shit because I'm Satan and that's cool. Anyway this some nice Irondad for you all because we stan Irondad in this household:))

Pls tell me if it's good and all that because I actually think this is kinda bad, but that's because I like to shame myself all the time:,)

Okay I'll stop talking because I'm annoying and you just wanna read this. Have fun friends.

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It was around 3am and Peter had just got back from patrol. There had been a few muggings and one attempted robbery. With his quick skills, Peter stopped them, although he had gotten hit a few too many times. He was sporting a large cut under his eye and multiple bruises were scattered across his cheek and neck. It wasn't really a problem due to his enhanced healing. All the injuries would most likely be gone by morning.

The one big problem was running on like 3 hours of sleep. He had school tomorrow and then would be going to Stark Industries to hang out with Tony. It would be a long day, that's for sure.

He slipped off his suit and slid into bed. As soon as his head hit the pillow he was out like a light.

Peter was awoken to the sound of his alarm blaring in his ear. He groaned and rolled out of bed. May was in the kitchen rushing to make pancakes. "Oh hey sleepyhead." She stopped working for a moment and pressed a kiss to Peter's head.

"...hi." His voice was thick with sleep.

"Go get dressed. The pancakes will be done by the time you finish." She smiled at him and turned back to the stove.

"Mmm, okay." He stumbled back into his room and threw on some clean clothes. He brushed his teeth and hair, then walked back into the kitchen.

The pancakes were on a plate and May was packing her bag for work. "Alright Pete, I'll see you later yea?"

"Yea, I'm going to Mr. Stark’s after school for a bit." He shoved a pancake in his mouth.

"I know, he told me. Have fun, love you kid." She pressed another kiss to his head.

"Love you too!" He called to her as she walked to door, she gave him a smile and then she was gone. He gulped down the rest of the pancakes and rushed out the door so he would make it to school on time. Sadly the teen didn’t make it on time. His first period teacher wasn’t really surprised though. It’s not like he wasn’t late everyday. He had gotten detention more times than he can count, but he wasn’t really bothered by it. It was only for about 30 minutes after school on every other Tuesday. He didn’t go to Stark Industries on Tuesday’s and that’s what really mattered. He would never miss a day with Tony. Ever. They always had fun together whether it be because they were working on their suits or just because they were watching movies and talking while eating pizza. It felt like he had a dad again and it was a great feeling.

The day went by fast. Nothing really happened except for a comment or two from Flash whenever they passed each other in the hallway. Peter had learned to ignore it over time. The things Flash said wouldn’t matter in the future and plus Peter rather it be him getting bullied and not anyone else. He could take it, someone else might not be able to. No one Peter knew outside of school knew about Flash. So May, Tony, and the other Avengers. Ned and MJ told him he should tell Tony, but if he did Flash would be dead and there was nothing that anyone could do about it. He had a worse feeling about Natasha if she found out. She would torture Flash and then kill him. Nat would make it more painful then Tony or anyone else could. He was going to keep it on the down low for as long as he could.

Pretty soon the last bell rang, signaling the end of the school day. Peter gathered his belongings and made his way to his locker with Ned. They talked about his internship because Ned could never seem to get enough of it. He always seemed amazed that Peter knew The Tony Stark. The same look of excitement would cross his features whenever the billionaire's name was mentioned.

He knew most people didn’t believe him about his internship because Stark Industries only has college students as interns and because why would anyone want Peter Parker as their intern? At least that’s what Flash has said in the past. Although everyone at SI always reminded him how well loved he was so Flash was definitely wrong about no one wanting him as an intern or friend.

Peter shook his head and slung his backpack. He waved goodbye to his friend and then walked to the front of the building. As usual Happy was waiting for him with that grouchy look on his face. Despite the look on his face Peter knew that the older man had grown to like him. They had to spent a lot of time together due to Happy being his driver to and from the tower so they had become sort of friends. The older man would deny that fact that he actually liked Peter. Everyone knew he was lying, but they didn’t question him. “Hey, Happy.” He greeted his driver and that’s when he realized he sounded tired.

“How much sleep did you get last night?” Happy glanced at the teen from the corner of his eye.

“Uh...like 3 hours, I think.” He replied sheepishly.

“Kid, I know you look up to Tony and all, but I’m begging you, please don’t pick up his terrible sleeping habits.” Peter snorted at that.

“Ok, ok. I won’t.” That man just sighed and shook his head.

They arrived at the tower a little while later. Peter grabbed his backpack and thanked Happy. He got out of the car and made his way inside the glass building. The receptionist, whose name was Susan, looked up with a smile and greeted him before telling him that Tony was in his lab. The teen nodded and gave her a smile before heading to the elevator. When he stepped in the elevator Friday spoke up. “Hello, Peter. Mr. Stark is in his lab.”

“Hey, Friday! Thanks!”

“You sound tired.” The A.I. could always read him like a book.

“I am, but I’ll be fine. I’ll just steal some of Mr. Stark’s coffee.” A nice cup of coffee would definitely wake him up. It usually always did. If not he would find something else to help wake him up. Friday didn’t answer, but if she was human he would guess she would roll her eyes.

The elevator ride didn’t last long. Peter stepped out of the machine and walked towards the lab doors. He swung them open and threw his backpack on the ground. Tony was messing with a piece of his suit near the back of the room. “Hey, Mr. Stark.” The older man looked up and smiled.

“Hey kid. How’s it going?”

“Good. Do you have any coffee by any chance?” Peter smiled, sweetly

“Actually I do. It’s over by the mini fridge. Do I want to ask why you need it?” Tony looked at the kid, his kid.

“No, you don’t.” He practically ran to the mini fridge. He took the coffee pot and dumped a way to large amount of the black liquid into one of the cups. He drank about half of it within a minute and made his way back to his mentor. The billionaire just shook his head with a smile.

After a few hours of working and joking around the two men decided to ignore the suits for a little while. Peter’s tiredness was starting to come back. If he was being honest the coffee didn’t really do much. He had to drink about 4 cups just to feel slightly less tired. That would be the downside of being bit by a radioactive spider, no medicine or coffee worked unless he took a huge amount of it. He decided to check the fridge and see if there was anything that might be able to help get rid of his tiredness.

When he opened the fridge door he spotted a monster energy drink. An idea popped into his head. With a smile on his face he grabbed the monster and grabbed his cup of coffee. “Hey, Mr. Stark, how much energy do you think I would get if I mixed my coffee with this monster?”

“Pete, I thought you were smarter than that.” Tony looked at the coffee and monster in Peter’s arms.

“I am smart!” The teen mocked a hurt expression. “This is a great idea. How dare you shame it.”

“Are you trying to give yourself a heart attack?”

“No, but nothing else works. My spider weirdness makes it so difficult to not be tired unless I sleep for like five years.” This earned an eye roll from Peter’s mentor.

“Kid, we both know that’s a bit of an exaggeration. Maybe if you got more than 3 hours of sleep everyday this wouldn’t be an issue.” Peter took a turn rolling his eyes.

“Funny coming from you Mr. Stark. You’re the king of not sleeping for like 3 days straight.”

“Watch it kid. I’ll strap you down in your bed and make you sleep.” They both laughed at that. “Okay fine. I’ll let you drink that, but you can’t tell May about it. Got it?”

“Deal.” After they shook hands, Peter popped open the monster and dumped it into his coffee. He had a satisfied look on his face as he watched the drinks mix in the cup. He waited a moment or two before taking a tiny sip. His eyes lit up in delight. “This is actually really good.”

“You better savor that because after that cup I am never letting you mix those again.” Peter snickered and started to take larger gulps of the mixture.

The boy finished his drink and within minutes he was practically jumping off the walls. Tony had really started to regret letting Peter drink that stupid drink. He was talking a mile a minute about absolutely everything he could think of and the billionaire was getting a headache.

Even after 4 hours of working, talking, and messing around the kid was still bounding with energy. It was Friday, so that made is slightly better. At least that meant Peter could stay up and wait for the energy to wear off. Even if it was Friday, May would still be beyond mad at them both for letting this occur.

May Parker is one to not be messed with. His aunt is almost as terrifying as Natasha when she’s mad. She would not hold back. At all. He would be lying if he said he wasn’t a tad bit scared.

One thing Tony Stark would never do again was let Peter Parker drink a coffee and a monster. He had said that many times over the course of the evening causing Peter to snort each time. It was always interesting and eccentric hanging out with IronMan, but the teen wouldn’t have it any other way.

[crush-imaginesssss]

💖💖Crush Imagine💖💖 very long...

hey so this is the first crush magine I wrote. it’s kinda bad but whatever😂also there’s a little bit of swearing just so u know. anyways enjoy!

summary:you are an outgoing person who happens to have a crush on a hot shy guy. he likes you too but you don’t know that and he doesn’t know you like him. he falls in love with you more everytime you speak to him.

y/n=your name

c/n= crushes name

y/f/n=your friends name

y/b/f/n= your best friends name

y/g/f/n= your guy friends name

y/h/s= your high school

e/c= eye color

h/c= hair color

shy guy crush imagine: story 1

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monday morning:

Spring break is now over and now you have to go back to school. you arrive 15 minutes before the bell rings, as per usual. today was an odd day. there are only two good things about school,your friends and of course, c/n. y/b/f/n greets you. “hey y/n,”she says and leans in for a hug. “Hey what’s up?” “just the usual,come with me to my class?” “sure why not,” you agree. you remember that your locker’s on the way, and you sometimes see c/n around there. “So how are you doing?” “i’m doing great, thanks for asking y/b/f/n.” you didn’t care how you were feeling, you only really cared about how c/n felt because he means the world to you. on the way to her class, you see f/n, who also sees you and waves. of course, you wave back. she comes up to you and y/b/f/f/n. “have you talked to c/n lately? i just saw him. he seems a bit flustered and sad”. your heart sinks.

“where is he??” you ask. y/f/n points to the right. “his class is v205.”

“hey y/b/f/n do you mind if i—?” she cuts you off before you can finish, “of course girlie, go get your man!!” she smiles. you take off running in the other direction, towards c/n’s class.

background: you are a sophomore at y/h/s. you are a very bubbly and outgoing person, so you have a lot of friends at your school, both girls and boys. most of your guy friends happen to have crushes on you, but you don’t really care. you only want one guy, c/n. he’s a really amazing guy. you liked him right when you met him. you’ve never felt this way about anyone before. You guys have had a lot of interesting conversations, even though he was shy, he was really comfortable talking to you. somedays he’s chatty and sometimes he won’t speak at all, because he’s too into his feelings. c/n is gorgeous with his e/c eyes and shiny h/c hair. c/n is about 3 inches taller than you, which is sexy because you have a thing for tall guys. All of your friends know you have a thing for c/n, except for of course, c/n. You knew you could never admit your feelings for him. back to the story

you scan the hallways for c/n and don’t see any sign of him... until you look into his classroom, which was open, he was with his head down.

While panting you say,” hey, c/n are you ok? he looks up at you with his gorgeous e/c eyes, he looked like he wanted to cry. “y-yeah im f-fine, y/n I promise.”

bullshit. you are an expert at reading people and it is clear as day that c/n is not ok. “no,you’re not, c/n, come with me right now.” you grab him by the arm and drag him to a quiet spot in the hallways.

“where are you taking me?” “somewhere we can talk in private.” “y/n, look, im fine.really.” “nope just give up and tell me what’s wrong, so i can help you.” he yanks his arm from your hand. “ok fine, but can we talk about it outside of school?like, do you wanna come over?” your heart flutters,” uh, yeah sure. today?” “yeah. meet me by v220 after school today.” “okay.”you walked him back to class. you knew c/n for about 3 months and you never really hung out outside of school.

timeskip to your first class:

y/f was in your class so you talked to her about c/n. “yeah u were right he seemed really sad. he said he didn’t wanna talk about it here so he invited me over to his house after school today!” “WAIT REALLY?!” “YES!” “DUDE he’s like lowkey into you omg omg.” “hopefully” you sighed. “he’s so shy and hot, like why would he wanna date me since im, outgoing asf. like the total opposite of him.he’s actually perfect.”

“oh come on, y/n, you’re perfect too. and c/n probably thinks you’re really attractive too, because you are.” “aw thanks f/n.” she nodded. you texted your mom telling here where you were going after school, and who with ;), she happily approved and told you to have fun and be home by 7:30-8.

timeskip to after school

you walked to v220, the classroom c/n told you to meet him at. he was already there of course, looking sexy leaning against the wall, scrolling on his phone. “c/n!” you called. he looked at you and his face lit up. “hey y/n. let’s go.” he lead the way. his house was only about a 5 minute walk from school. he lived in a southern style two-story house, it was beautiful. “wow I love your house!” “thanks y/n. put your stuff over there, make yourself at home.” you grinned.

timeskip

you both sat on the couch with your phones.

“ok, c/n, are you gonna tell me what’s wrong?” a tear fell down his cheek. “it’s m-my a-aunt. she had cancer. and she d-died.and I’ve been trying to keep myself together the whole day but now I can’t help letting it all out” he completely fell apart when he said that. you felt pretty awful for him,so you hugged him really tigthly,“omg it’s gonna be okay I promise c/n. please don’t cry. she’s in a better place now I promise. everyone goes through that.” “yes I know y/n, but i can’t believe she’s actually gone.” he broke down again. “she doesn’t have to go through the pain anymore, remember that. it was for her own good.” he cried for like 30 minutes or so, while you held him in your arms. when he stopped he sat up and noticed you were still holding him, almost falling asleep. that made him feel a little better. “y/n” he said that so suddenly which startledd you since he hadn’t said anything for a while.” “yeah?” you said startled. he laughed, “oh my bad, I didn’t mean to scare you.” “it’s fine.” “so y/n. it would mean the world to me if you came to the funeral. can you?” “I’ll do anything i can to go. for you.” “thank you so much. you’re like my savior, you’re like, like a god.” you couldn’t help but blush. “I do what I can to make the people I care about feel better,”you winked. you looked at the time. 7:49.“oh shit, I have to go home now or else my parents are gonna be hella pissed.” c/n’s facial expression went from happy to a little sad. “aw, okay. I’ll walk you outside.” he put his arm around you and walked you outside. “bye y/n, thank you. a-and see you tomorrow.”

“bye c/n. glad that I could help” you flipped your hair and walked home. even though it was a long walk but you didn’t mind. it was a good day;)) and a good night too

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the next morning:

“Y/N!!! GET UP!!!! YOU’RE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!Y/N!!!!!” you were jolted awake by your mother. you could barely see anything. you tried looking at the clock and then the moment of realization hit you.it read 8:38. school started at 8:40. “SHIT!” “THAT’S TWO TARDIES!” you race out of bed and quickly change into something cute and casual. you chose black leggings,crop tank, jacket and converse. You grab your hairbrush and brush your long, luscious h/c hair. You put a bit of gold highlighter on your face since you’re late, and grab your bag and book it out of the house. you say bye to your parents and make your way to school. after running for 15 minutes to school, you take a little break until you realize how late you are. You open your phone, and it’s 9:05! “OH FUCKKKKKK!!!!” you pick up the pace and finally you arrive at school, go to your locker and get your books for your even class day, which means you have all classes with c/n today!Let’s gooooooooooo! on the way to class, you start to feel really nervous. And really tired.

your pov:

omg im so late today! how tf did i sleep in?! that like, never happens. hopefully the whole class wont stare at me when i walk in. and hopefully c/n doesn’t notice, he wouldn’t wanna date a girl who is late to class, he wants one who is always there on time. Hopefully i look somewhat decent. … i”m about to open the door, here it goes.

you open the door, panting. “h-hi t/n, sorry im late i slept in!” you say. “Its ok, y/n, do you have a slip?” shit. “ummm, no i don’t”. what else could go wrong? you try to move towards the door to leave again.“You know what? just take a seat please,” she says, a little annoyed. You walk over to your seat, which happens to be right next to c/n, luckily. y/f/n and y/b/f/n are also in this class along with your other friends. “yay y/n you’re here! “ “hey y/n whats up?” “y/nnnnnnnnn”

“Hey guys!” you say to your six friends in this class. you turn to c/n, who seems a bit preoccupied. with. omg. He’s talking to ivy, a girl who’s a bitch to you and happens to be one of the self proclaimed, it-girls. she’s flirting with him. Hell.to.the.no. a flash of jealousy goes through your body,you can actually feel it physically. You turn to your other friends,hoping to have something interesting to talk about, something that takes your mind off c/n and Ivy. that hoe. “Guys. do you see that” you whisper and gesture with your head to c/n. They look over. “Omg ewww. Why is he talking to her?” y/b/f/n asks. “Idfk.” “he probably doesn’t know what happened y/n its ok,” y/f/n says. Your other friends comfort you. The conversation continues and you see out of the corner of your eye, c/n is staring at you. And Ivy has an evil look on her face. She knows very damn well what she did. The sad part is that c/n seems a bit amused. Wtf. all of a sudden, you feel a little tap on your shoulder. You look over and. Well, take a guess who it is. Its c/n. Obviously you are not very pleased with him right now.

“Hey y/n!” he says very excitedly. “Oh. hey.” “how’s it going?” “okay.” “okay?”

“Yeah, you heard me. I am okay.” “nah, you’re not. I can see right through you.”he looked disappointed.

“No, really i am fine.” “stoppit. You’re not.so what is it?” you give up. You roll your eyes,”fine.”

“I saw you talking to ivy back there and ivy and i are on very bad terms and that really pissed me off for some reason.” now he looked really disappointed. “Oh i’m so sorry i didn’t know! But what did she do or say to you?” “it’s a long story.” “i’ve got plenty of time.” you sigh, “alright.” then you tell him the story. You and Ivy used to be best friends in sixth grade, you were both popular, but you were more popular. This made ivy really jealous, so she made up some rumors and spread them about you. She told everyone, and most of the sixth grade believed her. So you basically didn’t have many friends for a while, except for y/b/f/n, y/f, y/f, and y/f. Even the teachers hated you. And you were constantly bullied. It was horrible. You were actually contemplating suicide...

c/n’s jaw dropped, “y/n thats awful! Why didn’t you tell me?” he looked generally concerned. “Idk, i just didn’t think you would care.” “of course i care y/n, i care about you a lot.” he puts his hand on yours and quickly takes it off, realizing what he’s done, then he blushes. You laugh. “Thanks c/n, i care about you a lot too.” “it’s amazing how you bounced back from that y/n! Look at all the friends you have! im very impressed.” you get butterflies in your stomach. “Thanks. I try to talk and be nice to everyone.” “i wish i could be outgoing too, i’m tired of being shy.” “its ok, that’s just part of being you, and you’re great!” he blushes. “Do you wanna hang out again today?” he asks. “No i can’t, i have soccer practice today. Sorry. How about thursday?” “oh i can’t do thursday. My cousin is coming over to discuss the funeral arrangements…” “oh” you sigh. “When are you not busy,” you ask. “Next monday?” “hmmm, i will check my schedule.” the bell rings. Time went by pretty fast, only because you were with c/n. “U coming?” you ask. “Nah i’m hanging back in here to work on homework.” “okay. Have fun. See you next period.” “see you.” you flipped your hair and walked away like you own the place. Today was actually gonna be a decent day.

Your pov:

God i am so tired. I haven’t talked to c/n since yesterday, maybe i should say wassup? Lemme look over and see what he’s doing. Omg. is he seriously talking to ivy? Are they flirting? Are u shitting me. This can’t be happening. Ok now look away, look away before one of them notices you’re staring. *Small timeskip* look out of the corner your eye to see if they’re still talking and omfg. Is he, staring at me? Why is he staring at me, the hell? *another small timeskip*

Someone’s tapping me, wait who’s tapping me?let’s see. oh wow, look who it is. it’s him. What the hell does he want. i woke up late and i was late for school,im tired, my crush is talking to my worst enemy, today already sucks. “Hey y/n!” he says very excitedly. Why is he so happy right now? i’m so annoyed. I tell him, “oh. Hey.” “how’s it going?” awful. “okay.” “okay?” he asks. Do i have to repeat myself? “ yeah, you heard me. I am okay.” “nah, you’re not.i can see right through you.” he knows me so well. He looked disappointed. I don’t wanna look like a sensitive person so i’m gonna keep resisting. “No, really i am fine.” “stoppit. You’re not.so what is it?” he sounded more mad this time. I give up. Instinctively i roll my eyes.”fine,” “I saw you talking to ivy back there and ivy and i are on very bad terms and that really pissed me off for some reason.” now he looked really disappointed. “Oh i’m so sorry i didn’t know! But what did she do or say to you?” he aks. “it’s a long story.” “i’ve got plenty of time.” i sigh, “alright.” here it goes. *small timeskip* so.. I told him the story. c/n’s jaw dropped, “y/n thats awful! Why didn’t you tell me?” he looked generally concerned. “Idk, i just didn’t think you would care.” “of course i care izzy, i care about you a lot.you’re my friend” AHHHHHHHHHH! he puts his hand on mine omfg and quickly takes it off, realizing what he’s done, then he blushes. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!Why is that so funny? I laughed. “Thanks c/n, i care about you a lot too.” damn. “it’s amazing how you bounced back from that y/n! Look at all the friends you have!im very impressed.” here come more butterflies. I could feel my self confidence going up even more. “Thanks. I try to talk and be nice to everyone.” it’s true, i really do.“i wish i could be outgoing too, i’m tired of being shy.” but he’s already perfect and cute when he’s shy. “its ok, that’s just part of being you, and you’re great!” he blushes. Again. And it’s hot as hell.

His pov:

So it’s 8:51 and y/n is still not here. I hope she’s okay, probably just running late.again. Her friends are here, and i want to ask them where she is, but i don’t want to make it obvious that i like her. I liked her right when i met her, she’s really charismatic, and the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. “Hey c/n.” who’s trying to talk to me? oh its ivy. She’s a pretty girl, but nothing compared to y/n. She flirts with me for a while, and somehow it’s amusing. Even though she seems like one of those basic girls no one likes. Wait what the hell am i doing? I like someone else, and i think it might possibly be love. The more i talk to her, the more i fall for her. But it’s killing me because she probably doesn’t like me like that. She’s actually perfect, so why would she wanna date me? I’m shy and she’s outgoing, she would probably go for another outgoing guy, like one of her other friends. Most of her guy friends like her, even my friend, c/f/n likes her a bit. He’s even shyer than me. I have no chance, sadly.

9:05 she’s still not here. I hope she actually comes to school today, i miss her already. Ivy is getting really flirty and it’s kind of annoying, but i put a smile on to make her feel like she’s getting somewhere, and to maybe make y/n squirm a bit. You know, make her a little jealous. wait. that wouldn’t make her jealous if she didn’t like me. god dammit c/n you have no chance. just stop.

It’s 9:20 and finally she gets to school. God she looks so beautiful. I’d give anything for her to be mine.“c/n? Are you listening to me?” ugh. “Yeah.” Oh my god she’s coming over, she hasn’t said anything. She looks kinda pissed. I should leave her alone for a bit. *timeskip* maybe i should say something to her. Yeah lets do it. Just a little tap on the shoulder. She turns around. “Hey y/n!” i say. “Oh. hey.” yeah she’s not happy. “how’s it going?” “okay.” something is very wrong, she’s always so bubbly. “okay?” i question her.

“Yeah, you heard me. I am okay.” you can’t fool me y/n, i know better. “nah, you’re not. I can see right through you.” I’m a little disappointed that she can’t tell me everything she feels. she doesn’t trust me enough. I need to gain her trust.

“No, really i am fine.” Why won’t she just tell me? “stoppit. You’re not.so what is it?” ”fine,” she says, giving up. “I saw you talking to ivy back there, and ivy and i are on very bad terms and that really pissed me off for some reason.” I shouldn’t have done that to make her feel jealous. But why the hell would she be jealous if she didn’t like me? That was a horrible idea god i am so stupid. I just made things worse. I didn’t mean to hurt her..

“Oh i’m so sorry i didn’t know! But what did she do or say to you?” this is important, i need to know. “it’s a long story.” i have all the time in the world for you anyday, yn.“i’ve got plenty of time.” she sighs, “alright.” and then she tells me….

My jaw dropped. That is so horrible, i can’t believe she went through something like that. I feel horrible for that and i refuse to talk to ivy. y/n is so strong, she went through that and managed to pull herself back up. That’s incredible. “y/n that’s awful! Why didn’t you tell me?” i ask. I am very concerned.“Idk, i just didn’t think you would care.” why the hell wouldn’t i care?“of course i care y/n i care about you a lot.you’re my friend” (and the love of my life) i can’t believe i just said that, i’m being too obvious. Then, i do the craziest thing. I put my hand on hers. Fuck go back. I couldn’t control it but I blush. She laughs. She has the most adorable laugh. “Thanks c/n, i care about you a lot too.” hmm I like what I’m hearing. “it’s amazing how you bounced back from that y/n! Look at all the friends you have!im very impressed.” “Thanks. I try to talk and be nice to everyone.” she’s fucking perfect as always. “i wish i could be outgoing too, i’m tired of being shy.” it’s true i am. “its ok, that’s just part of being you, and you’re great!” that’s really sweet. I can’t help but blush again. Why am i like this? I wanna ask her to hang out again, let’s do it. “Do you wanna hang out again today?” bad idea bad idea. “No i can’t, i have soccer practice today. Sorry. How about thursday?” she prob doesn’t wanna hang out again. And i’m busy on thursday..“oh i can’t do thursday. My cousin is coming over to discuss the funeral arrangements…” “oh” she sighs. “When are you not busy,” she asks. “Next monday?” “hmmm, i will check my schedule.”hopefully she can make it. the bell rings. “U coming?” she asks. I wish i could come with you, y/n,“Nah i��m hanging back in here to work on homework.” “okay. Have fun. See you next period.” “see you.” then she flipped her hair and walked away. I think i might be in love, and i’ve never felt this way about anyone before...

[thorne93]

Curious Conundrum (Part 24)

Prompt: You’re John Watson’s sister. One day you decide to visit your brother for lunch, only to meet the infamous Mr. Holmes…

Word Count: 1468

Warnings: language, flirtation, sexual innuendos (maybe? idfk), murder/crime/case related stuff, angst, jealousy…

Notes: Beta’d by @carryonmyswansong Not only did she beta, but I literally couldn’t have written half these scenes without her help. She contributed majorly, even wrote some parts of scenes. I am forever in her debt.

Also, this starts AFTER Season 2, episode 1. I don’t follow all the episodes, but it does follow the timeline and hit some major events : )

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 |  Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13 | Part 14 | Part 15 | Part 16 | Part 17 | Part 18 | Part 19 | Part 20 | Part 21 | Part 22 | Part 23 |

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As with all things in life, the things you want to focus on took a backseat. John and Mary were engaged, and they were planning their wedding. In a horrible attempt, John asked Sherlock to be his best man. And to your great shock, Mary asked you to be Maid of Honor.

“Me? Why me?” you asked, perplexed. You knew Mary had a few close girl friends that she could’ve chosen.

She put her arm through yours as the two of you walked along the shops. “Because you’re John’s sister, I really like you, and not to mention, if I don’t make you Maid of Honor, then some other woman has to walk down the aisle with Sherlock.”

This thought hadn’t occurred to you, but now that it had, your blood started to bubble.

You grinned widely at her and said, “I think you’re going to be a great addition to the family.”

At this, she laughed merrily and the two of you went into shop after shop where she tried on probably a hundred dresses. You liked Mary, always had. Well, at first, of course you were skeptical, she was dating your big brother after all. But you could see the effect she had on him, a way she had with him. She was compassionate, yet stern. Something you think John needed in his life.

The two of you had become pretty good friends, in the few times she had stopped by to check on you during your dark time. Sometimes she came with John, watching after you. Other times she came on her own on her way from work. But either way, it was an incredibly sweet gesture, seeing as most people don’t go try to check in on their boyfriend’s little sister when she’s depressed. But Mary wasn’t like most people. She was kind-hearted and forgiving, but not a woman to be reckoned with and you really liked that about her.

After you and Mary had finished, she still hadn’t found a dress. You assured her the look wasn’t over and her dream dress was out there somewhere. You launched into full on Maid of Honor mode as you worked with her to see what all she still needed to get done. You asked her what she wanted John's help with and what she wanted your help with.

So far, it seemed she and John would pick his tux, their rings, the church, the reception, and the food. That left the dress, veil, accessories, shoes, flowers, decorations, and the bridal party attire.

With all of this, you focused on your real job and the wedding, trying to be at John and Mary’s every beck and call. If it was any other time, it would’ve been fine, but somewhere in the back of your mind, you realized this was bad. Being Mary’s Maid of Honor gave you an excuse to avoid Sherlock. Trying to wiggle out of hanging out, helping on cases, coming to his apartment to spend the night. You always gave an excuse that you were either surfing the web for tips, shopping online, or putting together lists.

You couldn’t help but be prone to not want to be around him. Being around him hurt almost as much as when you thought you’d never see him again. Something about those haunting blue crystal eyes, those long fingers, that notorious coat, his dark curls -- something about them turned your stomach when you saw him. Anxiety and fear would rip through you every time.

One day, this would be a dream. One day, you’d wake up in an asylum, realizing you’d finally snapped. One day, he’d really be gone and your poor heart would just stop beating.

Sherlock continued to try though, he kept pushing slightly. He wanted to give you your space, but he worried if he let up too much, you would feel like he’d disappeared again. So he kept at it, reminding you constantly that he was there, that he wasn’t going anywhere. Yet, while he was continuing to try and push you, he had his own Best Man duties he had to attend to, which just caused the chasm to grow even further.

Moving in together had even been put on hold because you weren’t ready to leap just yet, and finding the time to do all of that would’ve been impossible. At least until Mary and you were out looking for her dress once more, after you’d looked at flowers, centerpieces, table cloths, and chosen the wine to be served.

The saleswoman was fussing over Mary’s train as she eyed herself in the mirror, then you as you walked around her, assessing how it fit her body.

“Just think, Y/N, this might be you someday!” she said with a giddy grin.

At first, you had no idea how to respond. Marriage? The thought had crossed your mind before Sherlock’s little… event, but now… you could hardly stay in the same room without feeling anxious. It’s not that you didn’t want to. When you thought about it -- Sherlock in a tux, waiting for you at the end of some aisle, all your friends and family there, it sounded quite nice. Even fast forwarding through domestic living. The two of you working cases, solving crimes, helping the justice system just to come home to each other. Someone to lean on… Well, isn’t that what anyone wanted in life? Someone to love and be loved?

You laughed softly. “I’m not sure Sherlock’s the marriage type,” you noted. He had already made leaps and bounds to even date you, then kiss, then have sex. Marriage might be asking too much of the poor man.

“I think any man is marriage material if they find the right girl.”

“I suppose,” you hummed.

“Speaking of, how’s the moving in going?” she asked.

“Moving in? I--uh--”

Shit, you forgot you told her.

“You haven’t started yet have you?” she asked and the saleswoman stepped away to grab something.

“Well… I…” you began feebly, no excuse coming to your head.

“Y/N,” she began in that motherly, chastising way she had. “You can’t put it off forever.”

“I don’t want to. I just… I need time.”

She pressed her lips in a line, nodding before she hugged you. “I’m not going to tell you or make you do anything you aren’t ready for, but I also feel like I should remind you that the man is trying. The least you can do is try to meet him in the middle.”

You nodded. “I know.”

“So what’s got you hesitant? Do you think you don’t love him any more or?”

You shook your head. “That’s not it. I love him too much. I’m just scared that… well that I’ll get too close again and he’ll hurt me again.”

She bobbed her head understandingly before she took your hand. “Marriage is unpredictable. You don’t know what challenges lie ahead, what obstacles you have to face, but knowing you’ll have someone by your side to face them with makes it all worth it. The nerves, the anxiousness, the worry, it’s all worth it in the end. So I want you to think about the fact that life is short, and if you spend all this time pushing him away, you may wish you had never done it in the first place.”

Your head hung at her words, chewing your lips.

“I’m not trying to talk you into staying with him, or moving in, or anything of the sort,” she continued, peering at you gently. “I just don’t want to watch you two miss your chance. You’re a lot like John, you let the pain of your past stop your happiness of the future. Take it from me, you don’t want to do that. You don’t want to live in the past. It never does anyone any good.”

“You’re too wise,” you remarked with a slight laugh.

“You’re about the only one who thinks so,” she joked lightly.

But her words sunk in to you, deep. They dropped anchor and latched on. She was right. All of this pushing Sherlock away had only been hurting the two of you, the last thing you wanted to do.

After going through all these beautiful and sentimental things for the wedding, you’d been pushing down bubbling feelings for Sherlock. You’d forgotten how happy it had made you to see him after a long day, or how thrilled you were the first time you kissed, or how euphoric your nights could be with him.

You didn’t want to forget any more, you didn’t want to dwell anymore. You wanted to live, in the present, with Sherlock.  

You decided to go home that evening, and start packing, ready for a new life, a new chapter with Sherlock.

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