that moment when a demon disguised as your daughter leads you to hell and pushes you into a void hole
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I want kaonite food to be ridiculous to make. On one hand I want wholesome megatron cooking but at the same time I want megatron to enter the kitchen with a battle axe, a flame thrower, a katana, a mace and a war hammer and then proceed to be a gladiator in the kitchen just to produce the softest, richest most delicious meal you ever have eaten in your life
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i’m not gonna write this so feel free to take it running: astarion trying his Absolute Damndest to hit on single dad wyll in front of his 11 year old daughter lily in a way that it’s imperceivable to her but obvious enough for wyll to pick up on it
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What if, and hear me out, I give Eris a mullet?
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In the Incredibles au I’m torn between making Sky fight Demise while Time/Malon are on their honeymoon or having it be a year or two later because on the one hand, it would be EXTREMELY funny for Time to get back and hear about how Sky literally fought the worst most-powerful supervillain in the world and WON and also convinced Ghirahim to quit being evil and also Sun got kidnapped but she’s fine now while he was gone, but on the other hand Sky is only 12 then so it would probably make more sense to have it happen when he’s 14 so he’d be a little more skilled
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Need to see Ballister and Ambrosius get couples therapy at least for a bit because I know I wouldn’t be okay if I knew my boytoy amputated my arm
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\\i need ya’ll to know the true t4t emurui dynamic in this au is rui going “youre kounosuke’s youngest son? not when im done with you” and emu trying so hard to politely tell rui to please leave the park before security drags him away
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I think FGO should have an in-universe joke about how before an epic battle or during sad moments, there’s music playing in the background.
And when someone points it out, they see Idol X Alter there, playing the music.
Nobody knows how or when she got there. She wasn’t in Fujimaru’s team when they got there. She wasn’t even in the place 5 minutes ago.
All they know is that Ecchan out of nowhere showed up and is now providing BGM for these moments.
If asked about it she’s just say something like “Music lives in everyone’s hearts. I am helping you listen to those songs in the heat of the battle”.
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