I think FGO should have an in-universe joke about how before an epic battle or during sad moments, there’s music playing in the background.
And when someone points it out, they see Idol X Alter there, playing the music.
Nobody knows how or when she got there. She wasn’t in Fujimaru’s team when they got there. She wasn’t even in the place 5 minutes ago.
All they know is that Ecchan out of nowhere showed up and is now providing BGM for these moments.
If asked about it she’s just say something like “Music lives in everyone’s hearts. I am helping you listen to those songs in the heat of the battle”.
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I know Danny is canonically 5’5”
BUT
I like the idea of Danny being even shorter than that. A Danny whose just SO tiny that most people clock him as being either very weak, which doesn’t help with his ghost-bird bones, or being very adorable due to tinniness.
Regardless, he’s been viewed as an innocent figure. In reality though, he is absolutely “violence is always the option” type of short guy. Like he embodies the stereotype of being so short that he has privileges in hell energy.
That type of short guy.
So just imagine this tiny little creature-teenager-child staring up and up at this person, neck craned back just to look them in the face. Danny is frowning at them, this insufferable person whose immediate reaction was to patronize him because Danny was deceptively tiny.
And Danny just goes, “You shall never know peace again,” before picking them up like they weigh nothing but a handful of grapes and YEETS THEM.
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mystery fable girl cause i’m literally in love with her and farmboy reaver because i’m manifesting and also i need to see him in his farmboy arc i’m begging. i wanna him to be a chicken chaser so bAD
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i’m not gonna write this so feel free to take it running: astarion trying his Absolute Damndest to hit on single dad wyll in front of his 11 year old daughter lily in a way that it’s imperceivable to her but obvious enough for wyll to pick up on it
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A: I got a letter propositioning me for a fight from your “evil ex”?
B: Oh god that.
B: Yeah…all my exes are gonna….come fight you…
A:
A: …What?
B: Okay, so, there used to be this Earth comic that was pretty popular back in my day, you know, before the “frozen for centuries thing”?
B: And it was about this guy who has to defeat this girl’s 7 evil exes in order to date her, and I showed it to my last ex because I made a reference to it and wanted him to understand it
B: And it turned out, despite not being Human, and it being so outdated, that he loved it! Or, well, the concept of it anyways, about getting to state your “traumatic” breakup and then fighting your partner’s new date and being in a club with other exes
B: Anyways, he liked it so much, he broke up with me on the spot. Just so that he could officially be my ex. Then he somehow found any previous exes that I’ve dated since waking up in the future to make that club
B: They all really liked that idea and have been waiting for this day, and I think even making up backstories from what I’ve heard so take anything they say with a grain of salt, it’s like…wrestling with a ton of extra steps
B: But yeah, they’re all really looking forward to this, so….sorry.
A:
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was getting so fed up & irritated w astarion this playthrough that when i failed the persuasion check to get him to save the spawn & he decided to leave, i was just like fine!! see if i care!!!!! i’ll just get a hireling!! whatever!!!! it’ll be great not to have to put up with you anymore. good fucking riddance. good. bye.
so why do i miss him so much?? his exaggerated gestures. his petty little comments. i was convinced i didn’t like him, but against my will the fail elf has grown on me. ugh.
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u know i was gonna joke that it’d be funny to have a drawfee host (other than our beloved nathan) be a guest on a trinyvale multi-shot but it’s hard to imagine like. julia or jacob’s energy with the trinyvale triplets
HOWEVER. karina would be kinda hysterical
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On a slightly unrelated note I wish there was a “rate this blog” option when you unfollow a blog. I think it’d be really funny to get the occasional anonymous unfollow notification with feedback like “one too many scorpnok posts. Unfollow” or a simple “not funny anymore. Sad :(“
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crack theory time the reason why jaiden is so good at being a lawyer is because she was the federations lawyer and thats why cucurcho said she helped it in the past.
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