#idk man does anybody really ship it anyway? does anyone care about that tag?

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Becky my beloved <3 I will be asking you to rank these (borderline crack) Sebastian ships that aren't Kurtbastian (because they'll be number one obviously), sebadam, sebsam, sebartie, st. smythe, huntbastian, finn/sebastian, seblaine, sebelliott.

Okay okay okay yes Kurtbastian is obviously number one, with that out of the way let's see.

Prefacing this by saying that I don't often think about Sebastian ships other than Kurtbastian, so I don't have a ton of thoughts and this is just kind of on initial thoughts/impressions.

St. Smythe. The potential here is hilarious. They would be so petty and I would love it. Would it be a healthy relationship? No absolutely not. Would I pay money to see that dynamic. Yes absolutely so.

Sebelliott. One of the reasons I love Kelliott so much is because I feel like Elliott would be a great person to kind of pull Kurt back to reality when he gets in his head or gets caught up in the things around him too much. I think he'd be great for Sebastian in the same way, because I think that's one way that Kurt and Sebastian are a bit alike. Also, I just adore Elliott, so. Yeah.

Sebsam. I've never really thought about this but like, they could work? I think they'd bond over sports and Sam would be good at telling Sebastian when he goes too far with anything he says which is very much in line with Sebastian's goal of being a better person. And I think Sebastian would tease Sam for being such a huge nerd, but he'd actually love it. I can imagine them having Star Wars or Lord of the Rings marathons together and they'd both get super into it.

Huntbastian. I love a dynamic where Sebastian is somehow the less mean one? Lmao. I don't even have a great reason for putting them here, it just feels like a classic ship, anytime I see content for them cross my dash it's funny, I like 'em. Sebastian takes "I'm not even remotely bicurious" as a challenge. Little does he know Hunter isn't remotely bicurious because he is already 100% without a doubt certain he is bisexual. No curiosity whatsoever. Of course he doesn't say that to Sebastian right away; he has to have some fun with him first. Sebastian trying to woo another guy is always fun to watch.

Seblaine. They're growing on me. I still don't fully ship them, but I like them more than I used to, and I find myself enjoying Sebklaine more lately so that certainly helps me get a better feel for a Seblaine dynamic that I could enjoy.

Sebadam. I don't dislike this but I almost feel like Adam is too nice for Sebastian? I'm not sure how to explain it.

Sebartie. I have zero thoughts on this ship, sorry.

Finnbastian. Nah, in my mind Finn's a straight man. And even if he weren't, I really just can't see this. No hate, but it's a no from me.