#st smythe

[joanthangroff]

a little victimless crime

summary:  Collect information, get criminals arrested. Jesse St. James is good at his job. But when he just can't nail down tax evader Kurt Hummel, he agrees to something he'd never have thought possible: A collaboration with Sebastian Smythe.

pairings: Jesse St. James/Sebastian Smythe

warnings: Implied Sexual Content, Mildly Dubious Consent, Referenced Character Death, Mentions of Cancer, Mentions of Addition, Mentions of Anorexia

notes: My 100th fic on ao3!!!

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This is the moment Jesse likes the most about his work; the transition from merely watching to acting. Not just the physical movement towards a purpose, at last, but the whole ordeal of slipping into a role. He's always been a natural at changing bits about himself to fit the other person's expectations in a conversation, and that's why he's so good at getting what he wants.

The little quirks, like swiping a wallet or picking a lock, haven't come quite so easily, but he's got more than enough experience to not screw it up. His educator made sure of it.

One small touch and his target's bracelet would come undone. He'll pretend he's watched it fall and hand it back and talk his way into the Baroness' company. It's a piece of cake – either the young woman is a classic case of old money, or she's just growing accustomed to the role. She hadn't originally been his target, that's why he doesn't know much about her just yet, but while staking out the place he's discovered that she is the best bet on opening the door to who he's really after. A small conversation will tell him everything about her, the way she carries herself and her opinion on this dinner party will show how he needs to match her pace so that she will start to like him for the time being.

It always works like this, no matter the time and place and person.

He's a few steps behind her, leisurely enough that she doesn't notice him just yet, and reaches out for her wrist–

Only for him to be caught by someone else.

{continue the Prologue on AO3}

[jamesbutnotreally]

Glee Textposts pt.9

[doyelikehaggis]

Gleescendants

So, I saw @hevanderson ‘s take on a Glee x Descendants crossover, and I couldn’t stop thinking about it until I made my own version (with a few ideas pinched from their post, because some of them were just too good to change, so I’ve marked those ones with stars!)

• Rachel Berry (Daughter of Tinker Bell)

Raised in/on: Auradon (Never Land) / Species: Half-Fairy / Royal Status: None / Abilities: Pixie Dust Flight

• Finn Hudson (Son of Ariel and Eric)

Raised in/on: Auradon (Westerley, Eric’s Castle) / Species: Half Mer-Man / Royal Status: Prince (heir to the throne) / Abilities: Mermaid Physiology, Tourney

• Kurt Hummel (Son of Cruella De Vil)

Raised in/on: Isle of the Lost (Hell Hall) / Species: Human / Royal Status: None / Abilites: Sewing, Tailoring, Fencing, Fashion Design

• Quinn Fabray (Daughter of Anna and Kristoff)

Raised in/on: Auradon (Arendelle) / Species: Human / Royal Status: Princess (heir to the throne) / Abilities: Magic, Cryokinesis, Cheerleading

• Santana Lopez (Adopted daughter of Dr Facilier)

Raised in/on: Isle of the Lost (Dr Facilier’s Voodoo Emporium) / Species: Human / Royal Status: None / Abilities: Voodoo, Sleight of Hand, Fortune Telling, Cheerleading

• Sam Evans (Son of Mr Smee) ⭐️

Raised in/on: Isle of the Lost (“The Lost Revenge ship) / Species: Human / Royal Status: None / Abilities: Sailing, Tourney

• Blaine Anderson (Son of Snow White)

Raised in/on: Auradon (Charmington) / Species: Human / Royal Status: Prince (Second in line to the throne) / Abilities: Zoolingualism, Boxing, Cheerleading

• Brittany Pierce (Daughter of Merlin)

Raised in/on: Auradon (Camelot Heights, Camelot Castle) / Species: Witch / Royal Status: Future advisor to the Monarch of Camelot / Abilities: Magic, Soothsaying, Metamorphosis, Cheerleading

• Tina Cohen-Chang (Daughter of the Mad Hatter)

Raised in/on: Wonderland (Queen of Hearts’ Castle) / Species: Human / Royal Status: None / Abilities: Hat-Making, Fashion Design, Riddles

• Mike Chang (Son of Mulan and Li Shang)

Raised in/on: Auradon (Northen Wei) / Species: Human / Royal Status: None (Supposed to be joining the Imperial Army/become General) / Abilities: Dancing, Martial Arts, Horse Riding, Expert Swordsmanship, Archery

• Artie Abrams (Son of Belle and Adam) ⭐️

Raised in/on: Auradon (Auradon Central, Beast Castle) / Species: Part-Beast / Royal Status: Prince (Heir to the throne) / Abilities: Beast Form

• Mercedes Jones (Daughter of Hercules and Megara) ⭐️

Raised in/on: Auradon (Olympus) / Species: Part God / Royal Status: None / Abilities: Demigod Physiology

• Noah “Puck” Puckerman (Son of Hades)

Raised in/on: Isle of the Lost / Species: Demigod / Royal Status: Prince of the Underworld / Abilities: Pyrokinesis

• Marley Rose (Daughter of Fairy Godmother) ⭐️

Raised in/on: Auradon / Species: Part Fairy / Royal Status: None / Abilities: Magic, Pixie Dust Flight

• Jake Puckerman (Son of Hades)

Raised in/on: Isle of the Lost / Species: Demigod / Royal Status: Prince of the Underworld / Abilities: Pyrokinesis

• Unique Adams (Daughter of the Queen of Hearts)

Raised in/on: Wonderland (Queen of Hearts’ Castle) / Species: Human / Royal Status: Princess (Heir to the throne) / Abilities: Chess

• Kitty Wilde (Daughter of the Cheshire Cat)

Raised in/on: Wonderland / Species: Part Feline / Royal Status: None / Abilities: Feline Physiology, Cheerleading, Invisibility, Teleportation, Manipulation

• Sebastian Smythe (Son of Hans) ⭐️

Raised in/on: Isle of the Lost / Species: Human / Royal Status: Prince / Abilities: Lacrosse, Manipulation

• Sugar Motta (Daughter of Gaston and one of the Bimbettes)

Raised in/on: Isle of the Lost / Species: Human / Royal Status: None

• Dave Karofsky (Son of Madam Mim)

Raised in/on: Isle of the Lost / Species: Warlock / Royal Status: None / Abilities: Dark Magic, Tourney

• Jesse St. James (Son of Hook)

Raised in/on: Isle of the Lost / Species: Human / Royal Status: None / Abilities: Swordsmanship, Swimming

[stromer]

[chernobog13]

I'm surprised we haven't seen this contest on ESPN yet. Lord knows there are enough people in this country eligible to compete.

[girlkisser13]

glee masterlist

a/n: normalize separating the actor from the character.

artie abrams

blaine anderson

brittany s. pierce

finn hudson

jacob "jake" puckerman

jesse st. james

kitty wilde

kurt hummel

lucy quinn fabray

marley rose

mercedes jones

mike chang

noah "puck" puckerman

rachel berry

ryder lynn

samuel "sam" evans

santana lopez

sebastian smythe

tina cohen-chang

[mckinleypowerhour]

what're your rankings of the new romances sprouting up at mckinley + the odds they'll make it to spring break?

oh my god, i loove this question!!

it's pride and i don't want to be pride-phobic so i'm going to start with the queer icons (shawn mendes and harry styles will not be on this list, sorry but not sorry):

kc & max - orphans make me a kind of sad, so i'm really rooting for this couple. i hope max lets the poor boy call him daddy. 10/10

sebastian & blaine - i heard blaine is already planning their wedding. i wish for drag queens and neon lights. 8/10.

taylor & sugar - i believe in the power of manifesting. 7/10

spencer & david - i'm such a hopeless romantic and enemies to lovers is my fav fav fav romance trope. i want this so bad for timon and pumbaa. 6/10 though because well... karfosky.

quinn & keke - they're obviously together, but quinn is cray cray. i hope they can still co-parent their daughter. 3/10 if her therapist works overtime.

adrián & the entire hockey team - hot. but unstainable. happy orgies while it lasts though! 1/10

and now for the others. still adorable, but a bit straight for my taste:

puck & catrina - so easy. they're married and expecting puck jnr jnr. it doesn't get more solid than that. 10/10

jesse & rachel - does anyone believe they're just friends. do they believe it? i like it, they're weird cute. also i think they're probs the only people that would have one another. 7/10 because hens haven't stopped laying eggs.

ali & sam - they only got this high on the list because they're homecoming "royalty", but it's time for ali to remember her worth and kiss some girls. get a real blonde and a real cowgirl, baby. 4/10

kitty & ryder - i'm just so sad... kitty came out and started dating a man. plus, ryder should be with me. i want to lick him like a lollipop. 2/10

[fancastingforfunsies]

And one more... BOOK FANCAST

Only the top three mains for:

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte

JANE

MR ROCHESTER

ST JOHN

[manhattanprincesmythe]

@notyourbroadwaybabe

[sebastiansmytheapologist]

part 6

[omgmckinley]

i heard puck, jesse and sebastian planning a threesome. puke was going to spray jesse and sebastian with his hose

that sounds like a nightmare i had once.

i'm sorry, puke? noah pukerman? hmmm...sounds about right. but that actually makes me want to puke, to be honest. not to shame anyone but....i'm gonna shame you for the wording of this gossip.

[backslashdelta]

If Puckurt were making a list of potential thirds, who do you think would make the top three?

Obsessed with this question actually thank you so much.

Assuming this is strictly for a threesome and not like a third for their relationship. If that's not what you meant, feel free to let me know.

So first of all, who would it not be? None of the girls because although Puck likes women, Kurt is very much gay. Also it couldn't be Finn because that's Kurt's brother, and even if he wasn't, I think Puck might feel a little weird about it.

So let's take a look at some potential contenders.

Blaine. This is going to depend a bit on what happened with Klaine in the AU we're talking about. If they never dated, I think Blaine would be really high on both of their lists. If Klaine dated briefly and ended amicably, I think they'd also consider Blaine as a good option. But if Klaine meant anywhere close to as much to each other as they did canonically, I think this would be a hard no from Puck's side. Kurt would be up for it (assuming they ended on good terms), but I think Puck would be uncomfortable with their history and would feel like things were a little unbalanced. He'd want someone more neutral. And Kurt would understand and respect that.

Sam. Yeah Sam is high on both of their lists. Let Kurt live out all his high school football player fantasies. Puck and Sam are bros but also both a little gay about it ("How many tennis balls can you fit in your mouth?"). And Sam would be up for it I think so this is a great combo.

Artie. Definitely a little not straight so he might be up for it. Puck and Artie are kinda bros so I feel like this suggestion would come from Puck. I don't think he would be the first person to come to Kurt's mind, but I think he'd be open to it.

Mike. I think both Puck and Kurt would be similarly up for a threesome with Mike. But I think Mike would politely decline the offer, so does it matter where he is on the list if it wouldn't happen?

Dave. This is a tricky one and very dependent on timing. Early seasons Dave? Absolutely a no from all of them. But the Dave we see in season 6? There's definitely some potential. I think Dave would for sure be up for it. Kurt's forgiven him, and he hasn't forgotten but in this AU he's also willing to look past all of the bullying from Puck and actually be in a relationship with him, so while Dave's was on a different level I think Kurt would still be alright having a threesome with this version of Dave. Interestingly I think Puck is the one who would need the most convincing – I could see him being very "but Kurt he was awful to you!" about it, until Kurt reminds him that Puck wasn't the greatest either but people can change, and then I think he'd warm to the idea. Still not at the top of their lists, but a contender in this situation at least.

Jesse. I feel like neither of them are super fond of Jesse, so for that reason I think he's out.

Sebastian. Puck suggests this as a joke, just to watch the look of mixed horror and disgust on Kurt's face. Unless we're in an AU where Kurtbastian are friendly in which case Sebastian probably comes to them suggesting a threesome. They would agree.

Elliott. He is the first person that Kurt thinks of to suggest. He trusts Elliott a lot, thinks he's attractive, and they don't have a romantic history to complicate things. I could also see Puck being really attracted to Elliott, and I think they could get along, so he'd be on board too. As for Elliott's thoughts – I think he'd be down.

So, all that in mind, I think the top 3, in order, would be:

Elliott

Sam

Artie (though Blaine or Dave could be above him depending on the specific AU and the timing, respectively)

[joanthangroff]

Admitting to myself that I’ll never actually write anything about this so it’s time to finally get these brainworms out. They’ve been rotting away in my head for years

So

Sebastian/Jesse/Brody/Elliott BROT4 (OT4)

Like. The image that one day Rachel & Kurt are out with Brody and he brings a friend along and then. It’s fucking Sebastian Smythe. They would FREAK OUT

But Brody and Sebastian would be the besties the world doesn’t want you to know about (they’re both assholes and sluts and I love them so much)

Meanwhile Jesse is in New York and discovers this performer named Starchild and becomes obsessed. LIKE THIS GUY??? HES EVERYTHING. and Jesse is Jesse st James so he becomes obsessed with him. Elliott thinks Jesse is weird and somewhat mean but Jesse forces his friendship upon him and that’s that!!!

Brody and Rachel break up as they do in canon but not before Sebastian actually kind of befriends Kurt and Santana??? He apologises for his behaviour and means it but now that they’re adults they look back and go man. Show choir really made us be BAD huh. So it’s not easy to forgive him but they work on it.

Sebastians still Friends with Brody bc while he can see where Rachel is coming from he also thinks she overreacted (bc sex is just sex to Sebastian.) but also dude what did you ever see in her. He still doesn’t like her very much.

So Sebastian hangs out with Kurt and Santana every now and then and that’s how he meets Elliott. And he thinks not too much of the guy and he thinks he’s kinda weird (bc Sebastian doesn’t like eccentric ppl that much as we know) but they do get along. Plus, Elliott knows how to party so that’s a plus in his point

The day comes where none of the New Directions idiots has time to go out with them so it’s just Elliott and Sebastian and they agree to each being a friend

And that’s how the BROT4 meets.

I have no idea what they get up to really. Be mean about ppl (Elliott would keep them in line). Sing songs. Hook up. Annoy the shit out of the New Directioners. I think it’d be funny.

[gleesongtournament]

Glee Song Tournament Round 1

[chernobog13]

COMING SOON ON ESPN...

...the 127th Annual Upper-Class Twit Of The Year Contest!

Rumor has it this event will be added to the Paris Summer Olympics this year.

[gleekingdom]

Okay I really need more roleplays/ I usually rp as Blaine or Sam, Sebastian is a maybe but I'm not quite as experienced with him.

But I want someone to write a fun rp with against my Sam or Blaine. Here are the ships I want or am willing to do.

Sam x Blaine ( I can be Either of the two you choose whoever you wanna be in this ship and I'll just be the other one)

Sebastian x Blaine ( Honestly since my Sebastians a little rusty I like rping Blaine against the character of Sebastian)

Finn x Blaine ( I would be Blaine and I only rped it once, I didn't ship it til I rped it but it was super cute)

Finn x Sam ( There cute, I'd be Sam)

Sebastian x Sam ( I can be either but I'd prefer being Sam)

Blaine x Jeff ( I once saw fanart of it and found it cute, I'd be Blaine)

Jesse x Blaine ( I'd be Blaine, I think this would be and interesting dynamic)

Hunter x Blaine ( Me as Blaine)

Sam x Rachel ( me as Sam) ( and it's the only straight ship I feel like rping)

Blaine x Elliot ( this one just would be cool in the fact they barely interacted in the show so we'd kinda make up there dynamic. Me as Blaine)

Please don't ask for klaine it's fine if you like it, but I personally don't like it as much anymore.

I am 22 so at least be 18 or older and I rp on discord so dm me if you want my pin to rp.

We can come up with ideas together or you can tell me a idea you have with the ship you want from these.

Thank you ^^