#idk what this ask was about but i decided it’s about thighs🫶

[w2soneshots]

omg can you pls do a jj x reader where shes simon's sister and he catches them making out then gets all mad because he thinks jj is just being a playboy (im sry idk how to describe it 😭😭) but then realises how much they love each other

ty and i love your fics 💕💕

Not what you think -KSI

Words: 0.7k+

Warnings: angst, secret relationship, arguing.

In which you accidentally fall in love with your brother’s best friend.

a/n: hey babe!! I’m pretty sure you sent in my last JJ request (correct me if I’m wrong) so I’m gonna name you 💕. Anyway let me know what you think and I hope you enjoy!🙂🫶🏼

Me and JJ have been secretly dating for almost three months now. We've known each other for years since Simon's my big brother and they're best friends but just last year I realised I had feelings for him. I didn't act on those feelings so just kept them brewing inside for months because I assumed JJ didn't feel the same.

Until one night we were in a club, celebrating Calfreezy's birthday. We were both a little drunk so had some liquid confidence. He kissed me. But not a little peck, a full on make out session in the back of the club. I was shocked at first but when my brain registered that the person I'd had a massive crush on was basically showing me that he felt the same, I began kissing him back, with a slight sense of desperation and lust.

After that night we didn't talk for just under a week. Then I got a text from JJ asking if I would come round to his house to chat. I agreed, got ready and was outside his front door within thirty minutes of when he sent the message. We sat down on his couch, he was the first to speak. "How are you?" He asked. "Uh, I'm ok just a little confused." I fiddled with the hem of my top. "Confused about what?" "We kissed. You remember don't you?" I started with slight annoyance in my voice. He nodded. "Well you've been acting like it never even happened." He sighed "I'm just, you're- you're Simon's sister. We always agreed to 'never date the sister' but," he took a deep breath "I've liked you for a while now y/n, and I'm not sure if you feel the same way but-" I broke his sentence by kissing him, hard. "I'll take that as a yes then."

After that day we started dating. We already knew each other really well but he still took me out on a first date, then a second and well, now I've lost count. Since we decided to keep the relationship a complete secret we've both had to twist the truth a little. For example I told Simon that I had a boyfriend and JJ told him he had a girlfriend but we just avoided showing pictures or talking about each other.

We're planning on telling everyone this weekend at a party me and JJ planned especially, at my apartment. I'm really nervous and a little worried about how Simon will react. I spent the Friday night setting up so I could focus on getting ready on the Saturday. I bought a bunch of alcohol and some non alcoholic stuff for Tobi. When the day of the party rolled around I had a long everything shower then threw my hair in a towel while I had some lunch. By 6pm, I was fully ready. The party starts at seven. JJ came around forty five minutes early so we could talk about how the hell we were going to tell everyone (but especially Simon) that we'd be secretly together for months.

"It's gonna be fine, calm down." JJ gently rubbed my thigh as we sat on my sofa. I smiled up at him then moved myself closer to him "you're so cute." I whispered, our lips just millimetres apart. He closed the gap by pulling me into him and onto his lap so that I was sitting on his legs. My hands snaked around his neck and his rested firmly on my hips.

"What the fuck." I heard from the front door. I jumped up and my eyes widened when they met Simon's shocked face. In seconds both me and JJ were stood and making our way towards Simon. "We can explain-" JJ started. "No. You- I can't fucking believe this. She's my sister man!" Simon shouted, I flinched. "Simon we've been together for a while, this isn't something we chose. It just happened." I tried to soften the blow slightly. "What do you mean a while, how long?!" "Four months." JJ answered. "Four months! And you didn't think to tell me?!" I sighed "I was worried you'd react like this." "Well what do you expect when I find out my best friend's fucking my sister?!" My eyes widened. "It's not like that man. I love her." Simon's jaw dropped. "You love her?" JJ replied with a nod. "Oh."

"Hey guys! What's up?" Ethan burst through the door. "Uh, me and y/n were just telling Simon that we're together." JJ told him. "You what! Oh my god that's great! Isn't that great Simon!" He flung an arm round Simon's shoulder. Simon's face calmed "yea. I guess it is." A smile spread across my face. "I'm really happy for you too."

[iguessricciardo]

Girl dinner ?

girl dinner.

[okkalo]

Hi! I really enjoy your writing!

I'm in my Michael Kaiser phase rn and was wondering if I could request something fluffy of him doing reader's makeup so that they match! Idk I feel like it'd be cute istg

Thank you sm in advance if you decide to write this! 💙💙💙

hi again :) im glad u like my writing <3 ive been wanting to write more for kaiser so i’m glad u requested him lol anyways ty for the request as always 🫶🫶 hope u enjoy

character: kaiser

“why are you looking at me like that?” kaiser asked, eyesbrows scrunched as his lips contorted into a frown. he had spun around, about to lift you onto the bathroom counter because that’s where he usually did his eye makeup, but stopped when he saw your sour expression.

“micheal…you’re not going to take a picture of this just to rub in your teammate’s face…are you?” you asked, arms crossing as your sour look turned more stern. you already knew the answer when his judgmental expression turned blank, almost shocked at how you knew exactly what he wanted to do.

“those assholes deserve to know i’m living a better life.” he claimed, eyes narrowing at the thought of his hated teammates. you could only sigh at his antics, leaning against the bathroom door frame as you thought of last time he did something like this.

“micheal, you went too far the last time. you can’t keep doing this, you know.” his mouth immediately opened, about to fight back, which you shut down instantly. “‘hope some fuckers learn to live as good as me.’ is not what people want to see in a caption of their favorite striker, kaiser.” he sighed at the last name.

“i heard enough of it from my manager,” he sighs, opening his arms for you to fill in the space before his hands slid down to your thighs, giving a small pinch along the way that made you jump. “i won’t caption anything this time.” he states before lifting you up by your thighs to set you down on the counter. you both went silent as he pulled out his eyeliner from a drawer, one hand staying on your thigh as he did so.

“don’t you even think about hurting me, micheal.” you warned as he took the cap off the red eyeliner, your thigh feeling much colder as he took away his hand. he finally looked up to meet your eyes, a small smirk on his lips as his unoccupied hand went to cup your cheek, bringing his face nose-to-nose with yours.

“depends on your attitude, mein leibe.” he whispered in a seductive manner, his lips an inch from yours as his eyes stayed glued to yours. you gave a scoff before pushing his chest, used to his games. he gave a low chuckle at the push, placing a peck onto your cheek before retreating to position the eyeliner in his hand better.

“i mean it, micheal.” you warned once more before closing your eyes as you saw him bringing the eyeliner up. you stayed like that for seconds, though it felt like an eternity as you waited for the cool sensation. your wait was disrupted by his lips meeting yours for mere seconds before he pulled away with a chuckle as your eyes shot open.

“you look so pretty waiting for me like that.” he teased, the hand that was once on your cheek falling to give a squeeze to your thigh. before you could even reply his hand flew back up to your cheek, eyeliner brought up once again. “close your eyes again for me, mein leibe.” you could only huff, hating that you had to follow his orders under his grasp, yet closed your eyes anyways.

he did the process flawless, never needing to reach for a makeup remover wipe. “go ahead and open.” is what signaled the end, your eyes fluttering open as you immediately turned to look at yourself in the mirror, a small gasp leaving your lips. you turned back around to see kaiser putting the eyeliner back in the drawer, your hands falling onto his shoulders in a soft caress.

“we really do match,” you mumbled, giddiness clear from your tone and smile. he met your eyes once again, a retort ready to fall off his lips but getting caught in his throat as he finally saw you looking at him with those happy eyes and his famous eye makeup. he instead broke out into a smile of his own, his hands snaking up to your waist before meeting your lips for a deep and lovesick kiss. he pulled away, giving another kiss to your cheek before giving a squeeze to your waist.

“we gotta show that shithead isagi what he can’t have now, let’s take a picture.” what did you expect?

unedited thanks for reading!

[wisehearts]

omega!will + alpha!mike thoughts??

<3

owowowoo okay first of all I'm not fantastic with this au because I actually never touched it in fandoms until byler? Idk what it is about them that did it for me but from the things I have embraced about it, and figured out I like, some thoughts for you:

scenting!!!!! I think they love just nuzzling each other, spending quiet times just brushing over the sensitive glands... but o!will just loves the smell of mike in general he will burrow himself all up and around mike's body

o!will should not get so wet when a!mike holds eye contact while scenting clothes for him, but he does, and mike loves inhaling the air between them and realizing it's happened

o!will is a size queen I don't make the rules. he's fucking drunk for his alpha not just because of the size of his heart but because of the size of his knot 😌🫶

on that note o!will hates when mike's away and his heat comes early because toys just aren't satisfying and he's inconsolable, a!mike literally can't handle being away for it and everybody makes way for him to get back to his omega and make it all better

a!mike's instincts *bites hand* I just love the thought of him being different and a sweetheart gentleman of an alpha, more romantic, but ultimately unable to control how primal he gets during his rut, lucky for him will gets delirious with pleasure about it

Idk I just love the thought mike had to hold back when he first presented because he was just overwhelmed by will's scent, because he's meant to prioritize will but oh right now he can't help it (he could be a bee to a blossom, come home.....)

likewise a!mike has always loved will's cheeky nature, how he challenges mike, but the way will becomes so needy and so irresistible as an omega is addicting to mike, he falls in love with yet another side of will. now when his best friend rolls his eyes and gets snarky he gets bred about it

o!will can get so slick (during what I assume is like pre heat? or actual heat? Is that how it might work?) and I'm thinking it's more like a biological thing he could get shy about, but mike loves it. the fact he can stick his fingers between will's thighs when he's wearing shorts or briefs and have something to taste

like I said in my post the other day o!will can get railed within an inch of his life and a!mike will still lay his head on his marked up, overstimulated omega's chest and melt over his hair being stroked and feeling praised for making will fall apart so good

all wills are sleepy angels, so I think o!will would love his nesting times and makes the most comfortable nests. I just can't decide between everybody happily giving will what he requests, and him feeling so safe with the scents of his loved ones OR a!mike literally scenting the entire nest as soon as he gets on it because he's will's alpha, he doesn't want to smell anybody else here, and will feels so happy and calm being surrounded by mike in every way (maybe he even did it on purpose just to see mike get possessive)

a!mike gets surprisingly emotional the first time o!will asks if they can mate in his nest, it's so personal and mike feels so at home. and he should feel bad thinking that because this is will's space. but mike is a ball of eager yesyesyesyes just wanting to make everything perfect for will because his omega makes everything perfect for him

This post wouldn't be complete without mike having a breeding kink. and what mike better to have one than alpha mike? he wants to knot and breed and knock up that omega... he's usually good at keeping his possessiveness in check but the thought of will having a swollen tummy to remind other alphas he's mike's? he wants it.

if it's a/b/o with pregnancy ooh man... o!will is the most glowing gorgeous thing in the world. he's so happy to be full and bred. a!mike is intensely more protective and doting, he's actually the best partner an omega could ask for. he also will not stop sucking o!will's full tits 🫶🫶🫶

Okay so I apparently did have thoughts

[here4kpopfics]

Hi kellyyy 💜 how was your day?

Mine was ok. Kinda meh. But today I got to know who DPR Ian 🤤 is, so that made it a little better lool @gimmethatagustd mentioned writing a fic about him and jk and reader and that little seed it’s now planted in my brain so I’ll patiently, lovingly wait for it 🤣

My bias is jimin and can’t really explain why. He’s just so talented. Hardworking. The most loving person on earth. So endearing. Cutie sexy lovely. I could go on but also can’t articulate more on how much/ why I love him 😂💘🥲 who’s your bias? I’m guessing jk or yoongi maybe?🤔

Idk to what extent jk’s subbyness (yes I just made this word up) goes, but I just know he is. I also just know he is 100% lovebug jk. That’s how my brain registered him as. And it’s not going to change jajajajaajaja I’m delusional I know but it’s kinda your fault 🤨🤪💜

I’m getting to know seventeen and I love seungkwan, he gives me Seokjin on his most unhinged, crack-humor mode and funny I thought he was the oldest lolololol love them all but him, mingyu and hoshi are my weakness 💘 wby?

On pizza toppings… hmm vegetables? Also where I live we have a cheese named catupiry and it’s just 🤌🏼🤌🏼 perfect😍 which toppings would you like? what happened with domino’s, though? I like both PH and them jejejee

I’m sorry for the rambling but these questions were fun and it’s nice talking to you 🫶🏼 also, it’s 2.30 am and can’t sleep so…🙈

Omg jaz I love you 🙈

Boo on a meh day but yay on it getting better. 💜 idk why I haven’t even tried to get into dpr Ian yet. I feel like I’d be overwhelmed. But also EXCUSE ME @gimmethatagustd EXPLAIN?!

Jimin is just perfection. It’s so hard to explain how just grndbgdgb beautiful and talented and kind and just ugh he is. And of course it’s jk as my bias( for bts at least) Tho Yoongi has been like fighting for that spot so hard. Jimin is third. The others are just my dude bros. Idk why.

I REALLY HOPE HE IS LOVEBUG CODED. WHOEVER HIS PARTNER IS OR WILL BE BETTER APPRECIATE HIS LOVE. I think he’s a switchy boy honestly. Very adhd with positions and can’t decide if he wants to spend hours teasing you and being a hoe about it or giving you everything you want bc you said his name.

Boo Seungkwan is absolutely Seokjin are you kidding. They have the same temper tantrums and both walk the line of professional mc and like super introvert that wants to hide in a corner. I adore that man so much and want to protect him from all the toxicity in the world. He deserves the best. Mingyu is a hoe and is too pretty. Hoshi is my chaotic boy. Seungcheol is my boyfriend, Jeonghan is my girlfriend, and DK is my boy next door that lets me ride his thighs.

I am a strictly extra pepperoni and spicy Italian sausage on my pizzas. Oh and light sauce. Too much makes it icky. And like a sprinkle of oregano if available. Dominos gave me horrific food poisoning a few years ago and so it’s on the no no list for a while. Papa Johns I know a lot of people hate but like…idk I just prefer it? Especially reheated the next day?

YOU ARE FREE TO RAMBLE AWAY AND ASK QUESTIONS WHENEVER YOU’D LIKE.

That goes for everyone. Idc what it’s about. If you feel like rambling, go for it. Something exciting happen today? I wanna celebrate with you. It’s lonely af on this blog sometimes. Let’s have fun.

[causticsunshine]

Pretty please (with me on top, cause I'm a slut for your fics - sorry, not sorry), do tell us more about tfw bestie becomes baby daddy and gross hot sugar baby college thing!!!

ari please you flatter me 🫣💕

OKAY so 'tfw bestie becomes baby daddy' is for a fic fest next year (i think you can guess which one), and basically: finding he's at the perfect time in his life to start a family but without any romantic leads in sight to make that a nearby possibility, harry decides to give up on his search for love and asks louis, his best friend since secondary school, to both have a baby with and coparent alongside him. there's a side detail to this i'm intentionally leaving out for now as i don't want to give away the entire premise, BUT i will add on that it's told in louis' POV (idk why i like to write pining from louis' pov so much??), there's a lot of grown-up adult conversations, the typical 'very obvious to us but less obvious to them' mutual pining thing goes on, and there's a happy ending 🫶

and here's a wee snippet:

“So, how are we going to do this, exactly?”

Harry leans back against the sofa arm to look at him proper, suddenly bearing a funny expression. “Uh, what d’you mean?” he asks, chuckling slightly.

Louis stares at him blankly for a moment, hoping to convey with his eyes alone so he doesn't have to actually come out and say it—are we going to have sex or not?—but the way Harry stays staring back at him expectantly, brows raised in invitation, Louis knows he’s beat. That he’s going to have to sound like such a dick and ask point blank.

“Like…” moving his hands as if weighing options, “am I supposed t’go toss off in the loo and then bring the stuff to you in a cup and wait? Am I stuffing you with one of them baster things? Like—what’s the plan here, Styles.”

Which—makes it sound like sex isn't on the table. Because he's thirty-two years old and asking out the gate if his best friend, who's going to be impregnated either way at the end of this, is willing to follow the most natural course of action to be impregnated, is something he just can't handle doing right now.

At first, Harry only blinks a few times and slow nods like he's mulling it over.

Then, he raises one finger up and says, “Well, first, that’s not how that works,” half-amused, and very hopefully like he's not currently rethinking this whole thing just because Louis doesn't know the medical terminology for a, fucking, baby baster, “and second, I was actually thinking we might just, uhm, y’know…” he trails off and looks down at his lap instead, starts drumming his fingers on his knees, only to leave Louis at the edge of his seat to murmur, “do things as nature intended?”

and unfortunately there's not much more i have to say about the gross hot sugar baby college thing right now besides if i actually make it into a Thing, i might make it into a series of one shots if i get anymore ideas for it, aaand here's a tiny (gross) snippet i cleaned up really quick:

(cw for daddy kink, slight age gap between consenting adults; h is 21, l is 32)

“Lift up your skirt and show Daddy, then,” he gently instructs, still petting over Harry’s thighs just under the hem of his skirt.

Harry hesitates to comply, only pinching at the bottom of the pleated fabric and toying with it for a moment, abruptly contrasting his previous lack of shame. It’s an act, though, and Louis knows it; the blotted pink Harry is wearing on his cheeks and down his neck isn’t one of embarrassment, but arousal. Especially considering how his lips are parted around soft exhales, and the quiver Louis can feel in his spread legs.

But Harry also knows there's something about this act of faux innocence that gets Louis off, and that he’ll be sooner rewarded for his hesitation than he will immediate greed. Funny how everybody wins, like that.

Cocking an eyebrow, Louis lays a thin layer of impatience to his tone with a drawn-out, “Harry…”

A put-upon nod and tucked lip aide the picturesque vision set before him: Harry slowly dragging his skirt upwards to reveal the rest of his tensed, spread thighs, and the flimsy periwinkle fabric already soaked through between them, barely covering his remaining modesty.