#if i ever find someone worth my time

[pettydollie]

”why me?”

matt asks one random night as you sit in his bed while he strokes your hair. your back is leaned against his chest, so neither of your faces is visible.

you furrow your eyebrows. “what do you mean?” you ask, fiddling with a necklace he bought you. he shrugged like it was obvious.

“why did you choose me instead of.. i don’t know, chris?” he hesitantly asks. in this moment, he was relieved that you couldn’t see his face.

you grin slightly and grab his free hand to intertwine your fingers with his. “because i like you, not him, silly.” he nods slowly at this, but that wasn’t the answer he was looking for.

“well i know that, i just mean, what do you like about me that chris doesn’t have?”

you finally quirk your head to look up at him. you stare at him for a few moments before giving him a small kiss. when you pull back, you sigh. “do you really want to know?”

he chuckles and nods. “yeah.”

you scramble to the other side of the bed where your phone is. you snatch it up and unlock it. “i have a list.” you told him, trying to find it piled up in your notes app.

“you have a list?” he giggles. of course you would have a list. you nod your head and smile once you finally found it.

“here we gooo. now get comfy, there’s 134 points.”

[skunkes]

was abt to make a silly post about how at this point i barter with the universe for a bf like "please id take care of him and walk him and dress him up", like a child begging for a pet, and then i think abt how as much as i want an actual pet I don't think im fit to ever have one of those either

[itsadragonaesthetic]

Stop calling it a "brand" stop calling it "marketing" it's just a dude in his house selling little things so they can have some extra money and being a human I hate what the internet has done to people's brains

[gender-critical-analytical]

I have a lot of specific or strange standards but one I will never feel bad about is just that I am simply not dating anyone with a small dog again. Never trained, and they always either have an attitude because they can get away with whatever they want without their owner caring, or downright MEAN little things because their owner abuses them for fun. Cats and big dogs are where it's at, but no relationship with anyone with an ankle biter has ever worked out, and the more people I meet and animals I work with, the more violent, nasty tiny dogs I see, and the more sweet, well behaved large dogs. Cats can do whatever they want tho I actually don't really care

[lith-myathar]

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[slaythespire]

GUARDS!!!! hes posting abt it again

[medicinemane]

You know, I think if I was obscenely wealthy what I'd do is commission artists to make a piece of their own choosing and then give it away to some poor broke sod for free/open up a commission slot where I paid but someone that normally couldn't afford it got the commission

Basically, my house would fill up at some point, you know... and I gotta pace myself, so I'd really have to say sometimes "your art is great... but I don't think it's what I personally am looking for in my house specifically"

So instead I could make it so that people who can't normally afford art could get a piece (I've been there plenty)

If I had the money to do it, it would be a win win win. An artist would get money and get to create, I'd get to see a picture of their work, and someone who didn't have the money to buy art would get art which is very important to me

[dumbthiccbitch666]

hate sm that the one time a man treats me like i’m pretty n worth the bare minimum, i’m just not attracted to him 🙃

[floral-hex]

It’s hard to make music when you have no instruments or software or skills or talent and also you don’t actually know how to play anything or make music and you’re dumb as hell

[sysig]

Come back as a flower, spring Baby

Tala took it pretty hard. Makes sense

Hopefully, anyway. Live food that has the opportunity to hide can be hard to keep track of, so it’s possible they were stressed too... But at least that would be something familiar, not a big scary shadow to run away from

Even selfish, childish thoughts deserve a place to be recognized. There’s no utility in piling shame on top of grief

It felt really strange to logically know that they were gone but still believing so hard that I could somehow undo it, that they’d start moving again if I just did the right thing. Death really does strange things to the brain

[faultsofyouth]

seeing my aunt take care of her toddler makes me not want to have kids ever but also I've recently decided that my 2nd daughter's name will be Frida (after the artist) and her nickname will be Friday

[little-klng]

landlords are parasites but i think nothing convinces me of that more than the sheer number of times my landlords have asked me, often repeatedly/every time i see them, to come over and spend hours in their house doing their housework for them, and either guilt trip me the entire time im saying no, or straight up threaten my shelter security for saying no. like i dont think ive ever had a landlord that didnt at least try a couple times to force me to do free housework for them

[cutearose]

okay but how do you ask for help when your childhood makes you feel guilty for needing help and the help that you need feels rude to ask for

[rosicheeks]

Rosie darling I have planned so many different ways our wedding could happen. I am kind of obsessed with you and honestly think about you all the time. You are so wonderful and beautiful and attractive that it makes me want to you be yours but I am shy so I stay hidden. ❤️😳 I love being sweet to you and will never be anything else. 😁 I have already talked to the woodland creatures and they would love to hold your train for you for our wedding. ❤️ This world is without a doubt better because you are on it. Sorry it took me awhile to respond. Life has been crazy but you never left my thoughts. ❤️ The wedding is whenever you want it cause you are worth waiting and fighting for. You deserve the best and nothing less darling Rosie. ❤️😍

[yelloworangesoda]

genuinely like passively suicidal at this point bc i literally dont know why i bother. im not gonna kill myself but like someone deal with me im just dead weight

[cascadianights]

My ex: you're just moving too fast/asking for too much expecting me to devote 3 whole hours of my life to driving 20 mins out of town to see your place we need to take a step back (from having any expectations at all of me)

Also my ex: calls drunk at 2am in the morning to talk about how much he doesn't want to talk to anyone else but me