#if it wasnt for fargo

[jeanstapleton]

munch was just as much of an unwilling bride to god as dot was to roy; abused daughters who marry their fathers & become abused wives etc. etc. much to think about

[juniperberrypipebomb]

something tells me i shouldn't be allowed to have access to sony vegas

[hungry-hobbits-art]

leaked fargo season 2 funko (100% REAL, NOT CLICKBAIT)

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[muddlemore]

the odds of us getting to the fargo parody episode/s of the simpsons right after season 5 of fargo comes out is fucking insane

[glamfellens]

"todd howard has the confidence to allow other people to create within the fallout universe" like it wasnt tim cain and brian fargo and a whole other team of people from black isle who created fallout in the first place. lol

[hungry-hobbits]

wasnt tagged but i am stealing it from @vicekings

the only order they're in is the order that i could think of them

[dreamliners]

fargo spoilers under the cut!

gosh im gonna miss this season!

i wish dot had gone for the head shot but at the same time there's a sweet reassurance that roy will suffer for the rest of his life while he's in jail. when lorraine mentioned vaseline a part of me went there and why not? the man did worse to his wives. i hope he's practically maimed in their.

while i do wish we would have seen more of what happened to gator, he wasnt at the center of the story but im contempt with knowing he's alive. i'd like to imagine he'd be eligible for parole after some years and maybe able to gain some sight back through surgeries that im sure dot would pay for. both her and him were victims of roy's cruelty and if gator is really capable of it he could turn a new page while in prison.

deputy whitt like danish graves deserved better, both men meant well and it sucks that their stories ended like that but especially whitt. im glad that he wasnt forgotten though.

my girls though! indira and lorraine! complete bosses! the fact that lorraine is making sure roy suffers every waking day of his life made me so happy. because i do feel that for dot it is enough knowing he's in prison but for lorraine she isnt letting go and that warms my heart. i feel like it also comes from a place of revenge for what he did to both graves and whitt.

lastly, ol munch, it was interesting seeing how him and dot danced their away around the supposed "debt" she still owed. i kept thinking that she was showing him something he hadnt ever known, which is warmth. dot is kindness and forgiveness (and love too) something which he hasnt ever experienced or doesnt remember. while i dont feel like they should have ended on his story, i suppose it isnt a bad way to end the story.

this show was amazing! literally came for joe keery and stuck around for everyone else by the end. juno temple is a powerhouse! its insane how she went from ted lasso to fargo its just amazing! the cast really did their thing and just drew me in from the jump. idk what im gonna do now that season is over.

[nipplering]

[luzho]

28.03.24 i'm a traitor: i got wireless earpods….. anyway........

ladybug / jutes: i've been shamazing a lot of stuff. and i liked hearing a couple of songs of this album the other day, it captures the rocky band vibes perfectly in my opinion

fences / destroy boys: yeah! destroy them!! ah ahh ah ahhhh! this one i stole from my brother's spotify. let's all give him a round of applause for introducing me to good and new music every now and then

coming / david motion: from the end credits of 'orlando' (1992), what a funky journey that was!! this sounds perfect for being free at last.... i was also gonna download the end credits of 'fargo' (1996) but i wasnt convinced to keep them as a song to actually listen to, u know?

reckless chance / milky chance: a friend introduced me to milky chance in high school, but i lost the files ages ago. so when this song started on the radio the other day, i instantly recognized the vocals and It All Came Back To Me. but this one feels a tad different, maybe a bit more electronic? not sure, gotta listen to the old stuff again

star walkin' / lil nas x: i trust and respect him as an artist, but please dont release those tiktok audios of songs that will take MONTHS to release in full nas:( but i forgive him because he got a buzzcut and he looks amazing. also unrelated, is orville peck releasing new music?? im EXCITED as well for that

[endofbeginningarchive]

The thing abt fargo is w every season of fargo i wish there were 3 more seasons of it. (I think this is why i cant usually stand to watch anthologies....) s2 I wanted another season of mike milligan and the kitchen brothers Ohh and of the gerhardts , actually literally everyone in s2 i want to see again .. s4 I wanted more rabbi milligan (example i wldve liked to see more ofhis dynamc with josto well i know the point is kind of they didnt rlly Have a dynamic bc he was excluded and exploited but i dont know.. ) And more of zelmare and swanee... s1 of course means you want to see more of wrench and numbers.... I dont mean any of this to say there wasnt enough of these characters in the season as is, I just mean i would like to see More of them like.. more season.... per season.... i just love the characters of it all

[dragon-hoard]

my parents watch the fargo episodes on hulu and the most recent one had toxic by brittney spears but slow and orchestral and it wasnt bad

[jareauduck]

I just finished they never learn by layne fargo and omfg im obsessed i love love love that there was a good ending its giving the last season of you with kate and joe but sapphic which is wayy better and the fact that the ending was what we wanted killing eve to be (kinda) really helps because someone did fall into thames and it wasnt the main character :-))))))))))))). And the plot twists made it super engaging idk but its 3:30am and im awake because i couldnt stop reading 🥴 Anw if you love the idea of women killing bad men you should definitely read it.

Also it would be such a cool movie ngl 😭 from all the spy shows id imagine jessica chastain would play the main character well… idk i think i just want to see jessica chastain playing a sapphic role 🥲

[sampsonstorm]

Valorian Goisha, "my stolas" (he is nothing like the Og Stolas) He is the Prince of Pride, son of Lavoriss the Kng/ Overlord of Pride. He has heavy expectation to be perfect. He is shy, a bit prudenent, but seeks true love most of all. He is engaged to an Angelon named Karissa. (Her story is also imprtant and tied to our Main Team, (Garisson Barlowe). Valorian, named after the word Valor, is expected to be everything expected of a Goisha, just as his father was by Catholiss. Heres a hint to how the Goisha play into the main plot, this story isnt about "eating the rich." This story is about the rich actually using their powers for good. Instead of the Goisha being "Rich" in matterials, they are rich on raw power, they have the power to change the Deadworld for the better, but due to Catholiss's bigotry, it never changes. It starts with Valorian, after he meets Finnias Fargo. Before Finnas, Valorian has still felt like he longed for more, like his life wasnt truelly fulfilled. He feels like less of a person and more of just all mighty force of nature, just a piece of the puzzle of Catholiss's perfect world order, just a being to fear and to be ostracised by humanity.

When he meets Finnias, he eventually gets to see the true damage his family has caused the Beings of the Deadworld. He falls in love with Finnias because he admires his good heart, and his comedic personality. The two get closer because (so far) when Valorian and his cousins (Asmodeus, Ryhaka, and Percilla) end up fighting amongst each other, he leaves the Palace of Arcadia with Asmodeus. He asks Finnias if he can stay with him, and Finnas having major feelings for this interesting godly being, of course says yes. (My fiance and i have a running joke that Finnias runs back upstairs to his flat and just starts hucking garbage out the window like a mad man because he doesnt really stay at his place often.) More on Finnias soon, but his story is pretty fucking sad. Long story short, he was a full of himself gangster who got in way over his head with a crime syndicate, and his two friends (in the gang) and sister (not involved whatsoever, but is trying to help her brother see the light) end up getting killed because if it. Finnias has history repeating itself woth the Main Team when they come up against Laveren and his Syndicate.

But Anyway, Whooo, so much to talk about, so little post, lol, Heres Valorian

[cutemeat]

fun fact: when i made my Dennis in North Dakota angst mix back in like 2021 (yknow back when i wasnt SO lost in the sauce and still believed that Dennis did actually go to ND after s12, but ok thats besides the point of this post-) I thought it'd be funny to have the desc of that playlist be the coordinates for an Apple Bee's near the Fargo airport (which is where I assume they landed and is where Dennis got off at in Beats Boggs).... but since i revisited that page so many times trying to get the coordinates perfect- anytime i try to search for google ANYTHING i am instantly hit with-

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

Do you have any fav movies? Also I hope you have a good day <3

LOL this question always embarrasses me a bit becusse i honestly dont watch movies, like, at all. last time i watched a new movie was 2016 i watched jennifers body w my friend. idk why i dont care about movies, i guess i am a pretty restless person, when i try to watch stuff i cant really pay attention cus my thoughts are too loud. when i was a little kid we only had like 4 vhs, i wld watch them over and over. then we moved to canada n had to leave them behind so we had NO movies anymore. pretty much everyone i met in canada had a huge wall sized shelf of vhs and dvds...it rly baffled me as a kid, how someone could afford all those. i associated it w the north american middle class kids i cldnt relate to. i guess since movie-watching wasnt a part of my life at any point i just never cared. slimbo wants me to watch love exposure soon and i think ill like it. when i took japanese class in highschool my teacher showed us some good movies but idr the names. also my highschool bestie showed me fargo and i was so obsessed w it i borrowed her dvd and played it every night in my room cus i liked the atmosphere. as a little kid i saw kikis delivery service, totoro and spirited away which i adored. but yeah! idk why i am embarrassed about this lol. ty for asking anon ^^ i am having a nice day, i hope u do too! #<3.

[rqlaji2]

Immediately before the second show i am on the hotel tv switching between the film fargo and episodes of wwe rivals. Latter had ads and the former didnt though so I kinda ditched austin bret for the last 45 minutes of fargo, even though ive seen fargo two times already. One thing on austin bret before I move on is they showed that clip where bret finally comes out end of sentence no when bret finally comes out and austin and pillman are backstage and bret is like ok fine lets have a mania match 🙄 and pillman looks sooo happy and austin looks at him like he is the stupidest son of a bitch hes ever seen and pillman is like oh ok sorry . Just all in facial expressions, so good. I love pillman so much, I wish he wasnt caught up in one of the worst angles ive ever heard of before he died. Im sure there are worse ones, just that ive heard of. I’m new here, I dont fucking know anything.

I was row 3 for this show, pretty much directly in front of linnell. I need to ask him if he was smiling at me forgetting the lyrics to fucking birdhouse in your soul or something else. Conflicting reports on whether danny was playing with a broken foot (show 1) or ankle (show 2), but ive always been enamored with his stage presence on synopsis for latecomers especially, hes kinda 😳 a little bit. Birdhouse second is..bizarre, I am aching pretty bad right now and I still wish I couldve jumped to the greatest song ever written. Moonbeam rays is so nice. Bangs is kind of rhythmically complex, awesome song and awesome that they played it, tune, etc. Man its so loud in here continues to be the greatest song of all time. Mink car song is so smooth, what a cool track. Marty triangle. Oghhhghgh dont even get me started on cyclops rock, it’s like the only reason I went to these shows. I’m just kidding id see them all the time if I could, but I FUCKING LOVE CYCLOPS ROCK, IT GOES SO HARD and I relate to the lyrics a lot and I literally TOLD YOU HOW TO CYCLOPS ROCK, AND THEN YOU GO AND TURN AROUND AND BREAK MY HEART. He did the original nixon line too which is so fucking awesome, best song ever methinks. I cant believe it took this long for me to hear older live, but it was almost worth the wait, what a cool fucking song, so good live. I wasnt at a great angle to see the Damn Good Times Dan Miller Balcony Guitar Solo but after it flans said “dan miller, the peoples guitarist” or something and I laughed really hard. Also incredible that theyre calling this show the big show sometimes . WEEEEEELLL

I hate bottled water so much but a tickle in my throat kept waking me up the night before. OH MY GOD, THEY PLAYED SUBLIMINAL AGAIN. Flans was actually a little far away but he came to the right for darlings of lumberland, oh god he was so close . Of all songs! Then I got to scream THE STICK at him, how surreal and also fulfilling. Dont lets start is the best song ever. Fuck, this famous polka had someone in the crowd strumming flansys guitar 😍. St paul fucking loves join us, apparently. Doctor worm is still the best song ever. Encore 1 started with istanbul just the two of them!!!??? They make each other laugh so much, I love them i love them i love them. I know i said spy gets better every time but this was the lesser of the weekends spies. I think he did the sound of the 30s bit last time at the fitz, lol. Did i mention that the end of the tour is the best song ever. SHES ACTUAL SIZE ON THE SETLIST BUT NOT PLAYED??? Also, im beyond just a little pissed off they didnt play bills bills bills. They did at the show i didnt fucking see.

But not to end on a bad note, I love they might be giants so much, I dont even care that it feels like my calves will never not be sore.

Actually im gonna end on the episode i got back to the hotel to was rock austin, and they had the clip where austins on the titantron like when your pager says 3:16 that means im about to whoop your ass, Or whatever tf and rock takes out his pager and does his stupid giant wide eyed rock look and turns around and does indeed get his ass whooped. Possibly greatest moment in all of television