#if ur on this list and u see this shoo shoo look away

[callilouv]

would you like me to torment anyone else w brainrot? - angel, hitman but with brainrot

:rubs hands together: tis my time to be evil

@.dawndelion winery (very fun to torment btw ;D /lh)

@.cryo-locket

@.kujuo

@.tiredsleep

[idolish7imagines]

Hi! I love ur 'TRIGGER with a kpop idol s/o' hc can i request the same but with IDOLISH7 members? I love ur writing! U deserve more loves😍💖

IDOLiSH7 with a kpop idol s/o

A/N: some of these double as general relationship hcs i hope you enjoy!

Iori

When he realizes he has a crush on you he's so in denial

Makes a mental list of all the reasons why he 'can't'

Tries his best to stay deadpan and stoic when you're joking with him and it kills him inside because he thinks you're so cute

Iori just can't seem to stay away from cute things for long

He humbly asks you out (sweating and everything) preparing to be rejected, but is met with a "yes" making him even more flustered

This dude looks like a professional spy when you two meet for dates. The last thing he wants to happen is for something to happen with you that'll damage you or IDOLiSH7's reputation

Unironically wants to meet with your manager to gain tips to manage IDOLiSH7

Yamato

He hears about you though Mitsuki, but you hadn't really caught his attention until you meet in person

Yamato obviously thinks you're cute but there's no way he'd hit on you on first meeting..or even third for that matter (unless he's drunk)

He gets a little push from Mitsuki, Gaku, and Yuki (Mitsuki told the other two because there's no way he wouldn't tell anyone)

After the first date, he becomes less nervous and easy to talk to

He didn't expect to fall for another celebrity

He tries to keep the fact you're so popular in mind so he doesn't end up doing something stupid and getting both of you in trouble

Announcing your relationship isn't something he'd really like to do; Paparazzi are already a pain, he just wants to chill with you in peace

Mitsuki

Mitsuki tries to act super cool around you when the two of you meet at a show he's MC'ing

He's a fan and has watched so many videos of you that working with you is like a dream

He hopes the two of you continue getting jobs together

Iori tells him to just ask you out already since you seem to have good chemistry (hypocrite much-)

Karaoke dates with you, him, and Yamato getting drunk are a must

He never saw himself being with someone so talented, he tries his best to measure up to someone that deserves you

Your jokes are either hit or miss to him; you'll either be getting a chuckle or an eye roll

Tamaki

He first noticed you when you took up for him after being scolded after a shoot by a director

Truth be told he didn't even know how famous you were prior to meeting you

He focuses less on the fact you're an idol and moreso on how funny you are

You have exactly his sense of humor

Because of this he rabbitchats you a lot and sometimes it makes him distracted when he's doing it while at a job

Tamaki was already trying to be on his best behavior for the good of his group, but he does it for you too. He doesn't want to be embarrassing to you.

Will challenge you to a dance contest don't even test him

Sogo

As soon as he sees you in person he's starstruck; he's been listening to your music and performances for a while now

Because of this, he's going to act extremely shy and awkward around you so you'll have to be patient with him

He wouldn't dare ask you out so you'll have to be the one to take the first step

Once you start dating Sogo sees you as a muse for some of the music he composes

He's a little shy about it but he asks you for criticism from time to time

He'll want the relationship to stay private for a while but eventually will open up to the idea of announcing it

If you joke with him in public he'll awkwardly laugh but in private his laughs are a lot more genuine

Tries his best not to get drunk around you to not end up doing something he'll regret

Nagi

Good lord this man is trying to hit on you the first time you meet

Everyone else tries to shoo him away, fearing you might think the interaction is weird and inappropriate

He rushes over to you at any job you have together. He always asks you out and is surprised when you agree

He constantly gets scolded by the others to be careful about how he treats you and be wary of his surroundings so no rumors start

Nagi doesn't care about rumors though, he'll freely act like himself around you

In fact he's open to publicly announcing your relationship from the start; he's proud to be your boyfriend

You two send memes to each other all the time

Riku

When Riku starts to like you it's pretty much love at first sight

Has so many idealized fantasies about you (to which Iori quickly shuts down)

He needs only a little encouragement to ask you out since he's already pretty outgoing

Wants to ask one of his friends for advice but literally no one in the group knows how to deal with crushes so he's on his own with this one-

Riku has so many ideas for fun dates but has to keep in mind both of you are idols so going there won't be an easy feat but he's willing to put in the effort

He thinks you are so funny--sometimes he wheezes and his asthma acts up-

The both of you have similar issues you run into while being the center and main vocalist of your groups respectively, so he thinks its nice having someone to talk to about it

Probably the most open to having your relationship public besides Nagi

[joanquill]

hello! can we get jealous the Moriarty trio headcanons please? and I hope ur doing well, don't let urself become overwhelmed and have a lovely day/night <3

Moriarty Brothers Jealous Headcanons

Albert, William, and Louis James Moriarty

A/N: I'm doing fine ^^ Aww thank you 🥺 I hope you're all doing well and having a good day/night ^^ stay safe!!

Albert James Moriarty

Albert is very protective of you, knowing how other men can act.

He tries to keep a close eye on you, making sure no one makes a mistake of thinking they’d have a shot with you.

If you’re just talking to someone and enjoying yourself, he’ll just continue on with his job while keeping you in his line of sight.

If someone, most likely a noble, approach you and tries to make a move on you during a party, Albert’s already by your side, a protective arm around you.

He tries to be as civilized as possible, knowing he needs to keep his image, and maybe the flirt was a fellow gentleman and knows boundaries.

But if the flirt looks at you weirdly or makes you visibly uncomfortable, he’s trying his hardest to not knock him out cold right then and there.

He tries to shield you from them, hiding you behind his back if they get too close.

When you get home, he’d be angrily grumbling about the flirt and how presumptuous they were that evening while making sure you were okay.

He’d get every information he can about that noble and wants to see their demise with his own eyes.

If he’s one of the corrupt nobles, he makes a special request to have a front-row seat to their death or even kill them himself if it doesn’t interfere with the plan.

This man is smiling as he’s looking down at the noble, slowly dying on the floor (with wine in hand).

William James Moriarty

He doesn’t get jealous often, but he gets very irritated when someone interrupts his alone time with you.

Like if you’re talking to one of your friends or just enjoying talking to someone who has no ill intention towards you, he won’t mind.

But if you two were on a date and someone had the ✨audacity✨ to flirt with you, he’d have killed this person twenty different times in his mind.

Or if he sees someone just being a little too friendly with his S/O while he’s far, best believe he’d walk over there with a devilish smile.

If the flirt doesn’t take the hint, he’d just move closer to you, looking down on them.

William can keep his composure very well, smiling at the unsuspecting person as he keeps giving them hints that they should back off.

But this man can be VERY intimidating when he wants to.

The flirt would be running to the hills by now if their feet weren’t stuck on the ground.

He’d try not to make a scene, but it’s clear by his tone and body language that just screams I W I L L M U R D E R Y O U.

If the flirt was a noble AND was already on his hit list, he’d take his sweet time with him.

He makes it clear to the gang that it’ll be him who was gonna kill the mf and everyone gets the message.

The next day, people think the person died of a heart attack or natural causes, while William smiles to himself as he reads the news.

Louis James Moriarty

Not exactly jealousy, but he’s another person who values his alone time with you.

He likes to keep you close, staying by your side or holding hands when you’re in a crowded place.

Has little to no tolerance when you’re out on a date.

He will glare at the person, raising a brow as he observes what he’s planning to do.

If they were a friend or just someone nice, he won’t make a big deal out of it but becomes a little more clingy, wanting to spend time with you undisturbed.

If you’re trying to shoo the person away and they don’t get the message, he steps in and abruptly tells them off.

If they won’t stop, then he just grabs your hand and pulls you away from the flirt, glaring at them the whole way.

But if you were talking with someone he doesn’t know and enjoying yourself, he tries not to let his insecurities get to him.

Usually, a kiss on his scar is enough to make him forget all about it.

If the flirt turns out to be a corrupt noble with a criminal record, Louis will not hesitate to end this man’s life.

He is disgusted that this person thought they’d have their way with you.

He would just slash them with his sword, leaving them to bleed to death.

He’d probably just hug you protectively after that, leaving you confused as you hug him back.

[bazjeong]

did you see [ hyun-shik “sebastian” jeong ] on board? the one that kinda looks like [ johnny suh ] but a little more [ snobbish ]. i think [ he ] is/are [ twenty five ] and have been on the ship for [ a month ]. look out though, i hear they like [ sex & adventure ] and might be thrown overboard!

hi hello everyone! i finally had the energy to complete baz’s introductin after 29373983984 years! anyway, i’m dee, a libra hailing from the gmt+8 timezone. one things that u should know about me is that i am all about ruining my muse’s life, even if he has the face of the love of my life, johnny suh :/// anyway, before this intro turns into a blabbering mess, here are a few things that you should know about hyun-shik. give this a like if u wanna plot and i’ll slide into ur messages <3

NAME: Jeong Hyun-Shik ENGLISH NAME: Sebastian Jeong BIRTHPLACE: Chicago, IL BIRTHDATE: 10/28/95 ZODIAC SIGN: Scorpio AGE: 25 SEXUALITY: Bisexual FAMILY

hyun-shik is the only and illegitimate child of south korea’s most reputable defense lawyer, min seo-jun and c-list actress, jeong ah jin.

the little boy was the fruit of his father’s unfaithfulness to his wife. therefore, having hyun-shik around can definitely ruin his precious career. this led him to break things off with ah jin and refused to be responsible for his own child.

lucky for ah jin and hyun-shik, one of her family members had offered to help them move out of korea and just start a fresh and new life in america. despite hurting over the situation, ah jin decided to take the opportunity and just hoped that she would give the best life for hyun-shik.

the little boy grew up in a loving household in chicago. her mother also gave him the english name “sebastian”, and made sure everything he needs, he gets. from toys to every essential. you can say that baz lived a comfortable life.

but that didn’t mean hyun-shik wasn’t curious about his father’s whereabouts. he would see his friends bring their moms and dads during school events, and this led him to confronting her mom about this matter when he was around 12.

ah jin didn’t know how to put it into words that a 12 year old would understand, but she knew this situation was bound to happen-- so she did tell him everything, even if it would hurt her son.

the thing was, hyun-shik didn’t understand why him and his mother had to be erased from his father’s life. this has been the weight that he carries on his back until he turned twenty-- the age where he had the chance to go to south korea and look for his dad.

unfortunately, his dad still didn’t want to see ah jin or him. the worst part? seo-jun didn’t even know his son’s name. so when he found his address and tried to visit, he was just shooed away and his own father would call him crazy for thinking that he was actually his son. 

since then, hyun-shik swore that he didn’t need his father. he lived for twenty years without him, so he’s sure that he could do it for another decade and more. this inspired him to work hard on building his career as an entertainer, just exactly like his mother.

PERSONALITY

hyun-shik-- or more commonly known as baz, is actually a social butterfly. literally the charismatic boy we all have a crush on.

he’s pretty, he loves his mama, and he’s tall. A DREAMBOAT.

he’s a scorpio... so there’s a huge chance that he will ruin lives. NO DOUBT.

he may also get a little snobbish because of the things that run into his head. but when he wakes up on the right side of the bed, he’s literally friends with everyone lol

he’s an open book that loves it whenever anyone would come to read him. jesus christ.

CONNECTIONS

as i’ve mentioned earlier i’m all about angst and all things that will not make my muse happy lol AND IM SO DOWN TO WRITE LITERALLY ANYTHING SO PLS PLS LET’S PLOT SOMETHING OUT <333

[malandi]

my littleadhdwins

ate oatmeal and a banana for breakfast

prepared food for dogs

finished my project and started the next lecture :) (hoooraaaayyy! around 9 more to go! )

mopped and scrubbed the floors (theres paint and dust everywhere so i took longer than usual...)

tried to wipe furniture but was shooed away after a few minutes... -_-

ordered a water floss online :)

took pics of me with my nice new earrings

fixed the beds. I folded all the huge blankets on my own

screenshotted nice outfits i have from a game for character insp

downloaded firefox and got like a thousand sexy extensions 😋💋 (per a post i saw)

i sang a lot today😊

refilled the water dispenser with help from my little sister (shes so strong wtf? i saw her muscles bulge when we lifted that huge jug -_- but i used to exercise more than her so what gives?)

To ppl who are doing this too, i really encourage u to put everyyyttthing u did even if other people wont see it as an accomplishment or if U don't see it as an accomplishment well youre wrong because u should celebrate EVERY LITTLE THING THAT U DO so even if its brushing ur teeth u put that there if u dont usually do it.

my breathing js shallow and i feel dizzy and want to vomit all the time... What tf is happening to me and why is this happening at the start of classes? All my profs were absent today so i didnt attend any class.

I am losing my sense of time... Every day feels like a year. Its probably because i am not feeling well. I hope i get it together soon. Ive been drinkimg less water too because i cant move around much.

things i hope to do tomorrow

sooooo i crossed off two of my list from yesterday 🤩 so ill be copy pasting what i didnt do

1. Start studying for my missed prerequisite subject

To do this, i will get my laptop. Prepare yellow pad paper, calculator, pen and stim toy. Charge my phone far away so i cant use it. Log into our school website. Access that course. Play the videos. If i notice im not absorbing anything, i take a break and do soemthing fun.

2. Do the assignment my therapist taught me

To do this, i will find a private space no one csn read over my shoulder. Likely the bed against the corner. Turn off wifi on my phone. Copy instructions for assignment. Open up my writing app. Paste instructions for assignment on writing app. Start assignment.

3. Start working on my lab exercises

To do this, i will get my laptop. Prepare yellow pad paper, calculator, pen and stim toy. Charge my phone far away so i cant use it. Log into our school website. Access that course. OPEN THE FIRST EXERCISE, dont look at anything else. Follow instructions, may include opening mathlab and simulink. Open the piazza for that class so i can look st questions others asked already. If i have trouble with something, i will log into messenger on desktop to ask questions.

4. Make some progess on my passion project

No set instructions here, just follow my heart! But if im stuck: finish researching philippine weapons. Assign weapons to oc's. Work on oc's personalities first. Check my notebook for notes on my oc's.

[grailbot143]

42 Followers Special

As promised, here is something fun we put together to celebrate 42 followers. Originally I planned to make a character sheet, but I also thought I’d know a a bit more about the characters backgrounds by the time I got 42. After all, I only had 27 last week, and the week before… plenty of time, right? So I decided to do this instead. When I watch this and other shows I often imagine them in terms of DnD sessions and I like to imagine how the DM will react to some of the stuff that shows up. I really like the episode CheeseBurger BackPack for this because it seems like a DnD session with an incredibly stupid amount of luck for the characters, but I decided I’d start at the beginning… sort of, I’ll probably go back and do a session 0 when I know a bit more.

So thanks to all my followers. And a special thanks for the shoutout from mindareadsoots

Campaign: Crystal Gems

Session 1: Gem Glow

MotelCalifornia : You guys already have a map of the town. You’re at your house here on the beach. It’s afternoon. It’s sunny outside. What do you want to do?

ShieldsNRoses : I brought snacks. They’re called Cookie Cats. My own special recipe.

AwesomeSaucem : AWESOME! Gimme!

MotelCalifornia : Alright, guys. Thanks Roses. What do you want to do first?

ShieldsNRoses : Ooh, I want to go to ‘The Big Donut’

MotelCalifornia : Ok, Steven goes to 'The Big Donut’. You guys going to stay at home?

AwesomeSaucem : Sure y not

MotelCalifornia : Alright, so Steven goes to the donut shop. The store is mostly glass windows in the front with posters for local events and advertisements taped to it. There is a giant donut on top. He enters and sees the two teenage shopkeepers running the store. Steven knows them as Lars and Sadie. Let’s switch over to the others for a bit. Rolls The house is invaded by giant bugs that look like a cross between centipedes and beetles.

Pearlescence : I want to roll to see what we know about these creatures.

MotelCalifornia : Okay, make an Insight check.

Pearlescence : Rolls low

MotelCalifornia : Alright, you manage to remember that this would probably spit acid, but nothing else for now.

Pearlescence : Alright I tell the others. Be careful! These things spit acid.

ShieldsNRoses : Hey, I wanna buy something.

MotelCalifornia : Uh, sure-

ShieldsNRoses : I wanna buy a Cookie Cat!

MotelCalifornia : I have a list of their inventory, my dude. They don’t have Cookie Cats.

ShieldsNRoses : Nooooooooooo! This can’t be happening! This has to be a dream! Lars! Lars! I grab him around the waist. Please tell me I’m dreaming!

MotelCalifornia : Uh alright Get off me man I’m stocking here!

ShieldsNRoses : Cmon dad! You totally should have put cokie cats here!

MotelCalifornia : Sorry kiddo, I just didn’t put it on the list… Hold on, I think I can do something. Sadie then says sorry steven I guess they stopped making them

ShieldsNRoses : Stopped Making Them!? Why in the world would they stop making Cookie Catss?

ShieldsNRoses : They’re only the most scrumcius and delicius ice cream Sandwich ever made!!! Dont they have laws for thsi!?

AwesomeSaucem : lol

MotelCalifornia : Lars Tough bits man! nobody buys them any more. I guess they couldn’t compete with lion lickers

ShieldsNRoses : Ugh Not lion licers! nobody likes them.. they dont even look liek lions! Kids these days, I tell you what.

MotelCalifornia : Gotta stop letting you watch King of the Hill.

MotelCalifornia : [PM to Pearlescence : I can do something with this. When he gets back to the house, tell him you heard they were dicontinued and bought a bunch.]

MotelCalifornia : Lars Well if you miss your wimpy icecream so much why don’t you make some with your “magic belly button” He walks away laughing

ShieldsNRoses : Thats not how it works Lars! Right?

MotelCalifornia : Yeah, it isn’t but im gonna take that as in character

ShieldsNRoses : ya thats fine. Oh sweet Cookie Cats. I draw a catface on the ccokie cat freezer. With your crunchy cookie outsides and your icy creamy insides. You were to good for this world. I kiss the freezer.

AwesomeSaucem : dude wth we already know ur proud ur snacks but u dont gotta sell em to us

MotelCalifornia : uh… Steven do you want to take the freezer with you???

ShieldsNRoses : nods I go home with the freezer im hummin this song

[ShieldsNRoses sent an audio file]

AwesomeSaucem : is this just you humming???? wut song even is this??

Pearlescence : You have a lovely voice.

STELLA: nice

MotelCalifornia: Just wait until you get to hear the actual song. Back to the others. You guys are fighting the centipeetles.

Pearlescence: How many are there?

MotelCalifornia: You see 12 in the main area of the house. 1 by the fridge, 1 in the living room, 1 near the warp pad, 1 by the front door. Roll for Initiative.

—I’m not going to write out a whole fight scene, that sounds really boring, so I’m going to skip it and put in 3 dashes anywhere fighting would be… —

ShieldsNRoses: can I be home now

MotelCalifornia: Sure. You are at the door.

ShieldsNRoses: Hey, guys! You won’t believe this!

MotelCalifornia: You are attacked the moment you step in the door. Roll for initiative.

—

AwesomeSaucem: 'Sup, Steven?

—

ShieldsNRoses: Awesome! What are these things?

Pearlescence: Ugh! Sorry, Steven. We’ll get these Centipeetles out of your room. We think they were trying to get into the temple.

ShieldsNRoses: Aw. You don’t have to get rid of them. They’re really cool.

MotelCalifornia: The one she’s still holding takes this chance to try to spit acid at Steven and Rolls misses. It splashes to the floor between you two

—

AwesomeSaucem: I wanna do an insight chck on them

MotelCalifornia: sure

AwesomeSaucem: Rolls alright

MotelCalifornia: ok you notice that they don’t have gems

AwesomeSaucem: Um, you guys? These things don’t have gems.

STELLA: That means there must be a mother somewhere nearby.

Pearlescence: We should probably find it before anyone gets hurt.

ShieldsNRoses: Oh! Oh! Can I come?! Can I?! can I?!

Pearlescence : Steven, until you learn to control the powers in your gem, I roll to snap the neck of the one I’m holding we’ll take care of protecting humanity, okay? Rolls well

AwesomeSaucem: heh rad

ShieldsNRoses : Aw, man.

MotelCalifornia: One of the centipeetles decides to start raiding the fridge

ShieldsNRoses: Hey! Get out of there! Go on! Shoo! Shoo! Aw! they got into everything! Not cool!

MotelCalifornia: While shooing it away you notice the freezer is full of cookie cats

ShieldsNRoses: lol No way. It can’t be! where dya get these?! I thought they stopped making them! thx dad

Pearlescence : Well, we heard that, too, and since they’re your favorite…

AwesomeSaucem : We went out and stole a bunch.

Pearlescence : I went back and paid for them.

STELLA: The whole thing was my idea.

AwesomeSaucem : It was everyone’s idea.

STELLA: Not really.

Pearlescence : All that matters is that Steven is happy.

[ShieldsNRoses sends an audio file]

Pearlescence: Is this the song you were humming earlier?

AwesomeSaucem : omg, i <3 this song! u write lyrics 2?

STELLA: nice

ShieldsNRoses: I can’t believe you did this. I’m gonna save these forever! Right after I eat this one. Hello, old friend. Oh, so good! I like to eat the ears first.

MotelCalifornia: Your gem starts glowing a little

AwesomeSaucem: Uh, Steven…

ShieldsNRoses: Wha-? My gem!

AwesomeSaucem: Quick, try and summon your weapon!

MotelCalifornia: It starts fading slowly

ShieldsNRoses: I don’t know how! Ah, its fading! How do I make it come back?!

Pearlescence: Calm down, Steven. Breathe, don’t force it.

AwesomeSaucem: Yeah, and try not to poop yourself either.

STELLA: Please, don’t.

MotelCalifornia: It’s back to normal

ShieldsNRoses: Ah, I was really close that time! Can one of you just explain how to summon a weapon?

Pearlescence: Oh, I’ll go first! I think I remember how it happened. I want to take him to that cherry tree outside the town to show him.

MotelCalifornia: Sure that’s fine. When you get there you find that the petals are falling off the tree all over the place

Pearlescence : Oh! Perfect! Pay attention to these petals_, Steven. The petals’ dance seems improvised, but it is being calculated in real time based on the physical properties of this planet. With hard work and dedication, you can master the magical properties of your gem and perform your own dance!_ I summon my weapon and catch one of the petals in my hand. Like so.

AwesomeSaucem: k my turn I wanna do it at the big donut

MotelCalifornia: ok

ShieldsNRoses: wait I take some petals with me

MotelCalifornia: ok you are at the big donut

AwesomeSaucem: I buy a donut then we go to the dumpster in bak

MotelCalifornia: um, ok

ShieldsNRoses: I throw the petals up and try to make the gem glow Wah!

AwesomeSaucem: Did Pearl tell you the “petal thing”?

ShieldsNRoses: Yeah, I need to practice really hard so I can dance like a tree… I think.

AwesomeSaucem: Listen Steven, all that practice stuff is no fun. Whenever I need to summon my weapon, it just happens. i summon my whip and hit the dumpster See? Didn’t try at all.

MotelCalifornia: Lars comes out the back door and sees you destroyed the dumpster *Lars* Huh?! Again?!

STELLA: my turn

STELLA: outside the lighthouse

MotelCalifornia: ok, you go to the lighthouse

ShieldsNRoses: So I’m supposed to work really hard and not try at all at the same time?

STELLA: Yes.

ShieldsNRoses: rly?

AwesomeSaucem: lol

STELLA: Or… you could link your mind with the energy of all existing matter. Channeling the collective power of the universe through your gem, which results in—At least that’s my way of doin’ it.

Pearlescence: I don’t think that’s how you did it.

STELLA: shrug

ShieldsNRoses: dad did any of that work? Is my gem glowin?

MotelCalifornia: nope

ShieldsNRoses: back to the kitchen then I think my best bet is to recreate what happened the last time my gem glowed. Im gonna just try to make yall be where you were last time exactly So… Garnet and Amethyst were here. Pearl was next to the fridge. Hmm. Amethyst, I think your arms were crossed?

AwesomeSaucem: Okay, your majesty. crosses arms

ShieldsNRoses: And Pearl, your foot was like this. I move pearls foot

Pearlescence: I don’t think it works this way, Steven.

ShieldsNRoses: And Garnet, uh… I grab your face and point it up Yeah

STELLA: sure

ShieldsNRoses: Then I took a bite of this Cookie Cat. Oh, wait! I sang the song first. Uh, he’s a frozen treat, all new taste, interstellar war, now available at Ghurven’s. Aww, it was funnier last time. *sigh* Maybe I’m not a real Crystal Gem.

Pearlescence: Don’t be silly, Steven. Of course you are.

AwesomeSaucem: And you’re fun to have around, even if your gem is useless.

AwesomeSaucem: I… mean, you’re one of us, Steven. We’re not the Crystal Gems without you!

ShieldsNRoses: Yeah, even if I don’t have powers, I’ve still got… Cookie Cat! *takes a bite* Mmm, so good.

MotelCalifornia: Your gem glows brightly and a shield comes out of it. It is a round pink shield with a spiral of thorns from the outer edge to the center where there is a rose

Pearlescence _: Steven, it’s a shield!_

ShieldsNRoses: Whoa, what?! I get a shield?! Oooh… yeah!

ShieldsNRoses: Huh? Cookie Cat! I summon my weapon by eating ice cream!

MotelCalifornia: Roll a d20 Steven

ShieldsNRoses: Rolls

MotelCalifornia: Your excitement causes your shield to shoot across the room and ricochet back and forth, but no one gets hurt but the tv gets destroyed

ShieldsNRoses : NOOOO!!!1!

Pearlescence: What’s in these things? Seriously, I am concerned.

MotelCalifornia: You hear a loud roar from outside. A shadow passes over the window looking like an even bigger centipeetle. Steven, your shield disappears

ShieldsNRoses: What was that?

Amethyst: we go out

STELLA: It’s the Mother!

Pearlescence : I follow Amethyst and Garnet outside, but first I tell Steven to Stay in the house, Steven!

ShieldsNRoses: No way, I’m coming too! I go get the cookie ca fridge and fill it with all the cats in the frzr

— some rolling, some fighting, some hiding —

AwesomeSaucem: We could really use Steven’s shield right about now!

ShieldsNRoses: I go outside wfth the frige and extention cord. I plant it in the sand near the monster Hey! Leave them alone!

Gems _: Steven, no!_

ShieldsNRoses _: Cookie Cat Crystal combo powers, activate!_ I eat a cookie cat

MotelCalifornia: what? Your powers don’t activate

ShieldsNRoses: Uh-oh.

MotelCalifornia: the centipeetle attacks you

ShieldsNRoses: Aaaah!

—

Pearlescence: We need to save Steven!

AwesomeSaucem: Can we save ourselves first?!

—

ShieldsNRoses: Goodbye, my friends. I eat several more

MotelCalifornia: nothing happens

ShieldsNRoses: Why isn’t it working?

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STELLA: Steven!

MotelCalifornia: rolls Steven, you notice your fridge has been hit by a stray blast of acid

ShieldsNRoses _: No… Oh, no no no!…_I try to pick it up

MotelCalifornia: You get electrocuted rolls

ShieldsNRoses: Cookie Cat, he’s a pet for your tummy. Cookie Cat, he’s super duper yummy! I grab it by the cord and drag it to the centipeetle Cookie Cat, he left his family behind! Cookie Caaat! I throw it at him

MotelCalifornia: really? You throw a fridge at him?

ShieldsNRoses: she made me mad

MotelCalifornia: okay, I guess make a strength check?

ShieldsNRoses: * rolls a natural 20* YESSSSS! Now available… nowhere.

AwesomeSaucem: Yes!

STELLA: Gems, weapons! Let’s do it.

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MotelCalifornia: You defeat the Centipeetle. Its gem drops on the ground

STELLA: I bubble it

ShieldsNRoses: I want to have a funeral for my cookie cats

MotelCalifornia: Sure

ShieldsNRoses: I dig a hole big nuf for a cookie cat rapper. I place the rapper in the hole I cover it with dirt and I put a leaf in the top Farewell, sweet Cookie Cats. I’ll always remember the time we spent together.

MotelCalifornia: Steven, you hear your stomach growling

ShieldsNRoses: Shh, hush now.

AwesomeSaucem: Are you crying? This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito

ShieldsNRoses: Only a little!

AwesomeSaucem: Well, I guess your powers don’t come from ice cream.

Pearlescence: Of course they don’t come from ice cream. Don’t worry, Steven, I’m sure some day you’ll figure out how to activate your gem.

STELLA: Yes, in your own Steven-y way.

ShieldsNRoses: I’m okay guys. I just- Ugh, I think I ate too many Cookie Cats.

MotelCalifornia: Make a constitution check.

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realistic college meet not-so-cute scenarios [x]

I found your USB drive still in the computer

I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria

We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances

Clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party

my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me

you keep scheduling appointments with me at the writing center asking for help with your essays and we both know your writing is fine, why do you keep coming back

OTP Prompts - Random AUs [x]

You fell asleep reading your book at my bookshop AU

You keep making little origami cranes out of every possible scrap of paper and leave them around AU

List of AUs [x]

We live in the same building and you’re locked out of your place in your underwear because you were doing laundry and forgot your key

even more fun ideas for ur otp [x]

I’m at this competition to support my friend and you keep coming up to talk to me about the sport and I honestly have no fucking idea about anything about the sport but you’re cute and I want you to keep talking to me so I’m pretending to understand what you’re saying 

Some AU’s I just have floating around in my head: [x]

“I was about to apologize for setting off the sprinklers so early in the morning with a small fire in the kitchen but you’re stood outside covered in water in just your underwear and I may have forgotten how to speak” AU

“I didn’t want to ask you out because I thought you had a girlfriend but I’ve just been informed that it’s your sister, why didn’t you tell me? We could have been dating weeks ago!” AU

Extroverted person A and introverted person B AUs?? [x]

“So you’re the wallflower and I’m the life of the party and I have a giant crush on you but whenever I try to go talk to you someone blocks me and finally I just shouted, “I WANT TO TALK TO _____, AND NONE OF YOU ARE GONNA STOP ME” and maybe that was a bad idea because now everyone is looking at me and you’re confused and I’m blushing.”

“We’re dating and I’m quietly reading in the library and you’re trying to stay quiet but you honestly can’t shut your mouth, here write me letters instead.”

“So I talk too much and I get really insecure about it because you’re so quiet and, like, you probably don’t care about what I’m saying but as it would turn out you love hearing my voice”

au prompts maybe? [x]

“volunteering at the library to read to kids and hey are you the only other person who volunteered? let’s read them the book together then can you do a good old lady voice” au

aquarium aus please [x]

“this fish keeps making faces at me so i’m making them back and i catch you glancing at me before you turn away and blush” au

Art-Related AU Prompts [x]

You’re sitting next to me and drawing a naked person and I’m having a really hard time not explicitly staring.

I just heard you singing and holy shit you sound like a choir of angels

Our theatre instructor sent us onstage in front of the whole class and said we had to improv a romance scene dear Lord help me

but what about angsty otp AUs [x]

“don’t die on me oh God please don’t die on me stay with me look at me look at me i’m right here you’re gonna be fine oh God please don’t die on me i s2g if you die i’ll kill you” au

“i’ve finally rescued you from that science lab that those scientists brought you to after they kidnapped you and oh God what have they done to you” au

au ideas [x]

they captured you and put me in your room because i can suppress other people’s powers so you hate me but i’m lonely and bored and want to talk to you AU

modern magic aus aw heck [x]

i really want us to get along and i invite you over to my apartment after i had spent hours hiding away all my strange plants and potions and fancy magical rocks and moving star charts and kick my cat familiar out for a day. Everything looks incredibly normal and non-magic and things are going great until i see u accidently touch a thing i forgot to put away THAT YOU ARE NOT TO MEANT TO TOUCH 

i get a cold and when im sick i really can’t be around non-magic people but u show up at my door and i try to shoo u away but u come in and see my apartment but to my relief u think i’m just really into weird crap, but then my cat starts talking and u notice some of my furniture are walking around the house and u swore u saw that house plant wave at you

10 AUs I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO READ [x]

We are at an art exhibition and we stand in front of a big abstract painting for a long time until you say very calmly: ‘that’s definitely a penis.’ and we both start giggling and everybody’s staring at us AU

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[UR] "Justice"

A little story by me. Enjoy.

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Dave took another weary step forward, lamenting the fact that one the soles of his boots would need to be repaired with duct tape as it slipped off once again. He had just run out and was lamenting the fact that he would probably have to beg for loose change to buy a new roll. His clothes, though mostly kept clean, were tattered with wear and hung loosely to his body. As he glanced up into the overcast sky once more, a small raindrop splattered onto his face.

“Great..”, Dave mumbles to himself, “I just hope it doesn’t storm too hard again.. I dunno if my little shelter is gonna hold up. I need to hurry..”

He clutched the brown paper sack he had received from the care center even tighter to his chest, hoping the flimsy material could hold up against the oncoming storm. He was glad there were at least a few good people in this world., and he was excited for the first good meal in a while. He had lost much, but he was determined to never give up, and he was determined to get it all back no matter what.

Life had not been easy for Dave since he had been lain off from his paycheck to paycheck factory job of 10 years. After liquidating all assets, his former boss and CEO had gone M.I.A. and he had never received the severance package he was promised. There was little work to be had in the small town he had lived in for most of his life, so he took his chances and moved on into the big city with little more than his determination and a pocket full of dreams. His naivety cost him dearly.

By the time Dave had reached his rickety little homemade shelter, the storm had picked up quite nicely. He was relieved to see it was holding up well. It was a little hovel forged from scavenged wood, plastic, sheet metal, duct tape and bunjie cords from the dump nearby. Despite everything, he was quite proud of his work. He had placed it in the far back corner of a condemned vacant lot, luckily out of sight from the streets. He occasionally had to shoo away some other unfortunate tramp from the streets, but he was determined to protect the last thing he owned. He knew he would have to leave eventually, but for now this was home. Unfortunately for him, he had no idea how soon this time was to come.

Unbeknownst to Dave, six police officers were stalking him as their prey, hot on his trail. One of the group had seen him trudge into the lot the previous day, and had decided to inspect it when Dave was not around.

When the officer took sight of the little hovel, he sneered and spat on the ground in disgust. As far as he was concerned, Dave was no better than this pile of junk and garbage he was beholding. In his mind Dave was probably just another drunk or druggie, a problem lost in the system that he needed to correct. He thought about just destroying this hovel right here and there, but he knew that if he did he would have less evidence to take that bum in.

He decided to go inform the other officers of his discovery, a cruel plan forming in his mind as he thought of every charge he could hit that bum with when he finally caught him. After all, who would care about a bum? As far as the officer was concerned, he was doing that piece of trash a favor by locking him up. The officers determined they would strike the next night after more observation of Dave, and then “justice” would be delivered.

As Dave opened up the little makeshift door to his proud little hovel, the young pit bull he had rescued from the streets came bounding out in its excitement. He had found it on the verge of starving to death a few weeks ago in a back alley. It had been covered in battle scars and had been badly beaten. He figured it had been a failed fighting dog, and though he knew he could barely take of himself, he was determined to save this young pups life.

At first he had been very wary of this pit bull, but after he had treated her wounds and nursed her back to a healthy weight, he soon found she was nothing but a bundle of love and affection. He chuckled as he noted that she was a failed fight dog indeed. He had grown very attached to her, given her the name Hope, and was overjoyed as he knew he would never be alone again, at least not for a while.

“Hey there girl!!”, Dave exclaimed happily as Hope bounded up to him, “There’s a sweet girl. I’ve got some good food, yes I do. You hungry girl? I-“

Dave was interrupted as Hope suddenly whipped around and began to uncharacteristically growl and then bark. Surprised, Dave turned around himself to see six uniform clad officers bolting towards him, guns drawn.

“Freeze! Get on the ground!”, They exclaimed, pointing the weapons directly at his head, “Get on the fucking ground now!!”

In his surprise, Dave took a couple of steps back. “He’s gonna run! Get him!!”, an officer shouted. They charged him, and as 4 of them took him to the ground, Hope sprang into action. She ferociously barked and was about to take an officer into her jaws, but then Dave heard a sound that made his blood run cold. A gun fired. A single yelp, then a thudding of flesh.

“Hope!!”, He yelled, “You bastards!! Why did you do that? She was just trying to protect me! What have I even done? WHAT HAVE I DONE?” As Dave shouted, he thrashed a little bit in his protest. The police officers would have none of this disrespect. They pulled out their batons and beat him until he no longer resisted. As they pulled up a now stupefied and bloodied Dave, they proceeded to read him his rights and read him his list of charges.

Trespassing, assault on an officer, attempting to flee from an officer, animal cruelty, etc., etc. Dave knew he was innocent and tried to protest, but his words fell on deaf ears. He was placed in the back of the squad car and he thought that was the end of it and proceeded to weep. When he noticed the car wasn’t moving, he looked out of the window on noticed the officers destroying and trashing his proud hovel, and also trashing any semblance of personal property he may have had.

His backpack, his sleeping mat, his battered cell phone, his clothing, his supplies, his food.. all of everything he had managed to desperately scrape from the bottom of the barrel, gone. Dave numbly watched on as any scrap of hope or emotion slowly left his usually optimistic self. He watched as the officers high fived each other while exclaiming they had “gotten another one”, and as the last dregs of any humanity left him, he laughed. It was more of a dry, hoarse croak of scorn and lamentation. If this was justice, if this was right, then from that point on he was determined to never try to be a part of it again.

Dave had never been much of drinker, but decided that as soon as he got out the first thing he would do is find a bottle somewhere. He would steal it if he had to, and now his only plan was to seek that sweet oblivion. After all, there was no longer any justice, no longer any Hope, and no longer any reason for him to try to live. For the first time since he had become homeless, he now truly was lost in the system. He was just another bum now, and his sorrow was drowned out by the celebration of “Justice” the officers proclaimed before him. Once again, he laughed… and cried.

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