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[sailor-moon-moon]

So I started the Clone Wars

[tooruluv]

Kozume Kenma x F!Reader x Tetsurou Kuroo ( part 3 )

❝ i’m right here, when are you going to realize that i’m your cure, heartbreak girl? ❞

description: kozume kenma didn’t know the exact day in which he realized that he was in love with you. he knew very well that it was sometime after your first “hello”, but the exact moment got whisked away in the many memories that included you. the problem was, though, that you were in love with and in a serious relationship with the boy he claimed as a best friend.

genre: angst, pining, unrequited love, (characters are aged up as the story continues)

word count: 1,699

warnings/notes: wow long time no update! i think it’s nice to have a (short) fic that isn’t on a schedule hfhaf. anyway! ily all and hope you like this one <3

tag list: @elianetsantana​​ @vhskenma​​ @jennasquishy8​ @chao01248​

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“ all i want is nothing more than to hear you knocking at my door. ‘cause if i could see your face once more, i could die a happy man i’m sure. ”

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Kozume Kenma was growing exhausted. 

It was exhausting to keep something, a secret, deep inside of him. Kenma was naturally a pretty honest person. To constantly press down his love for you was physically draining. Loving you was exhausting.

But the minute you turned to him in the car, body pressed against his side, asking him about his video game, he figured the exhaustion was worth it.

Bokuto pulled the car into a dirt driveway to reveal the biggest beach house Kenma had ever seen. It was painted a dusty blue-green color, but it was pretty worn with browns. Endless windows faced the water, where a boat and two circles of chairs formed around two fire pits. 

Other’s had already made it, so Kenma heard his name being called before he could even take it all in. Hinata.

“Kenma! I wasn’t expecting you to be here!”

“I wasn’t expecting you to be here, either.” Kenma said as he got out of the car. You got out on Kuroo’s side (it was a small detail but he couldn’t help but notice). 

“Yeah, the whole Karasuno team came!” Hinata’s smile was so bright it hurt. “Oh, do you want to share a room with me! Kageyama didn’t want to room with me and…”

“Yeah, sure.”

“I thought we were going to share a room.” Kuroo spoke up from where he was grabbing things from the trunk. 

“Sharing a room with Hinata makes more sense.” Kenma said. “Now you can share with Bokuto.” And both of your girlfriends.

“Hell yeah!” Bokuto exclaimed from the other side of the car. 

As you all grabbed your things and Kenma endured Hinata rambling on about playing beach volleyball later, he couldn’t help but look at you. You caught his glance almost instantly and sent him a perfect smile. 

When Kuroo put his arm around your shoulders and you tore your gaze from his, Kenma felt a punch to his gut.

Shoyo Hinata may not have been the smartest person alive, but he was not stupid. And being a volleyball player means that his observational skills were maxed out.

Hinata’s girlfriend, a swimmer named Hayami, wrapped her arm around his. He flushed and smiled but his attention was focused on a certain Nekoma setter.

“You think he likes her?” Hayami asked, looking in the same direction.

“Yeah.” He replied. “And I don’t think Kuroo knows.”

“They’re best friends, right?”

“Yeah. That’s why I think Kenma would keep it to himself.”

“He really is your best friend, huh?” Hiyami giggled, and Hinata’s smile didn’t falter. 

“I like to think so.”

As a welcome to the end, the night was spent partying. Both of the fires were lit, and everyone was spread out along the beach house. You were sitting on Kuroo’s lap on the sand, both of you with full cups in your hands.

Kenma hadn’t even taken a sip of his yet he felt sick.

Kenma wanted to tell Kuroo. 

Oh, how he wanted to tell his best friend of his yearning. He wanted to sit him down, confess his love for you, and be on his way. 

But there was absolutely no way that was happening. None. 

Not while he hugged you from your back in front of everyone. Not while Kuroo’s eyes sparkled while looking at you. Not while your smile brightened at the sight of him. 

Kozume Kenma knew his best friend. He knew that Kuroo would do anything and everything for him. If Kenma asked for it, he would get it. That’s how it always had been with them. 

“Kuroo, can I have the red bucket?” Kenma would ask as kids, and Kuroo would hand it to him. Or, “Kuroo, this tastes awful.” And he would simply switch his good-tasting drink for Kenma’s bitter one.

And he knew that if he asked Kuroo for you, he would simply give you up. Because that’s who Kuroo is: selfless and full of love. 

There was absolutely no way Kenma would do that.

It was two days before your first fight with Tetsurou Kuroo. It was two days of peace and nothing but love between you both. 

And it was late at night when Kenma woke up to you.

You didn’t say anything. You simply appeared in Kenma and Hinata’s shared room and slipped into the bottom bunk next to Kenma. 

He woke up to the feeling of the blanket being lifted, groggily taking in his surroundings. The second he realized it was you, he only moved over and gave you a little bit more blanket. 

Both of you laid on your backs, staring at the upper bunk that Hinata was passed out in. Even in the dark he could see your tears.

There were no words exchanged. Your bodies squished against each other on the small bed, hidden under the blanket. He could feel your breath.

You curled into his side, and Kenma felt like he was going to astral project. You were an out of body experience.

Kenma woke up to an empty bed.

When were you going to realize that Tetsurou Kuroo was not meant to be yours, and you were in fact meant to be with someone else? 

Never, he answered once he walked into the kitchen to see Kuroo hugging your back as you grabbed a snack from the counter.

The thing about unrequited love is that it hurts more than regular pining. Unrequited love hurts physically, it causes pains in the chest and stomach aches beyond anything experienced before. Pining after someone… well, it’s full of hope and fear of rejection.

Unrequited love is sitting in wait while you watch someone you love love someone else.

And that is comparable to death.

On the boat, Kenma only watched you. 

As Bokuto steered you through the water and the wind blew into your face, he could only sit and watch. Everyone was too busy doing their own thing to notice.

Kuroo plopped in the seat next to him, arm behind Kenma’s head and cheeks dusted in red.

“Did you put sunscreen on?” Kuroo asked, tapping his best friend’s arm. “You’re getting red.”

“So are you.”

The thing was, Kenma wasn’t red from the sun. 

The neverending party was dying for that night. Drunken laughs and make out sessions were fading out and back into the house.

And Kenma was exhausted.

“I’m in love with you.” Kenma told you. A simple statement.

It was only the two of you. He looked at you, but you focused your attention on the flames of the fire. The oranges and reds danced along your skin, the shadows reflected against the glow in your eyes. The fire might’ve been burning but Kenma felt cold.

“I figured that you should know.” He shrugged. Because it wasn’t a confession, nor was it supposed to make you feel awkward or choose a guy. It was simply the truth.

“Kenma,” You finally spoke, turning towards him. Your eyes met.

“You don’t have to say anything.” He interrupted you.

“Kenma,” You tried again. This time, you reached for him across the fabric arm of the lawn chair you were sitting in. He let you wrap your hand around his wrist. “I don’t know what to say.”

“Like I said, you don’t have to say anything.” Kenma turned his head from yours.

The rest of the night concluded with the both of you facing the fire. Your hand stayed on his, as if he wasn’t real if you weren’t touching him. His heart hammered his chest. Yet, he felt a bit relieved to feel free of the exhaustion it was to keep the secret.

As the fire died, you two stayed.

[taehyungsgrowl]

a thought: when sugar daddy!duncan is distracted with work all day and doesn't pay attention to his sugar babies jim and y/n, they decide to punish duncan a little fucking right in front of him without letting him join

Am I gonna kill two birds with one stone? (In theory, I would kill all the birds because I’m irrationally afraid of them)

also a shoutout to drunk anon (tqm amiga!) for always sending me asks ily ily ily and this a continuation of a beach house feat duncan x sugar babies ask she sent + some people requested a part 2 to it

this is beach!house!duncan being distracted when he’s supposed to be on vacation w his babies? I can guarantee you, they wouldn’t be too happy with that and would definitely have to punish him for it.

this wasnt meant to be this long but oops

word count: 1.7 k

warnings: smut smut smut, angst if you squint

 The first few days in paradise was nothing but fun in the sun for the three.

Nothing but sailing and surfing and sandcastles.

That was until duty called. On their third night at their beach house, Duncan got an emergency work call. He kicked at the sand below his feet, clearly frustrated with the news they were giving him on the other end of the call. “No. I can fix it.” he huffed.

Y/N and Jim looked up from the massive margaritas they were drinking to exchange a look a look of concern. They knew what that voice meant. Duncan had to report to keep his company afloat - which in turn meant that their slice of paradise with their favorite was being cut short. The entire point of this trip was for Duncan to leave work at work and enjoy time with his sugar babies.

But crisis never rests.

“I gotta go back to the house,” he frowned, wiping sand off his board shorts, “But you two stay here. Enjoy the sun - and your drinks,” he smirked. “I won’t be long,” he promised before retreating back to the house. He left Y/N and Jim to tan and relax. Well, relax as much as they could without him.

Soon an hour turned to three that then turned to five. With the sun beginning to set, Y/N and Jim knew Duncan had lost track of time. They picked up their things and stumbled back into the house, trailing bits of sand inside.

Jim lead Y/N back inside, wrapping his towel over her shoulders. He knew how much this was upsetting her. Of course he was disappointed too, but Y/N was the one who had begged Duncan for a getaway. A getaway from the hustle and bustle of D.C - a getaway from his stress. He kissed the top of her head inhaling the faint smell of sunscreen.

They padded their bare feet over the wooden floor into Duncan’s vacation home office. Ridiculous that he even had to have one.

“Duncan,” Y/N spoke softly, both Jim and her pouting from the doorframe.

He pushed his glasses higher on the bridge of his nose; the wrinkle between his brows seemed permanent as he typed away at his laptop. “Hmm.” He didn’t bother looking up at them.

She rolled her eyes and let the towel drop from her shoulders. Jim cocked an eyebrow at her as she grabbed him hand and dragged him to the large leather couch in the office. Perfectly located in Duncan’s line of vision.

Duncan continued to work. It wasn’t uncommon that these two would keep him company while he did so. Needy little things, he thought.

Jim’s eyes widened as he fell back on the couch - or more like pushed down on the couch. Y/N shoved her hand on his bare chest, making him plop down. He had a puzzled look on his face at he looked up and her and glanced at Duncan. Before he could say a word, she sat on down on his lap - instinctively, his arms wrapped around her waist.

Y/N was going to get Duncan’s attention - Both her and Jim were. They were spoiled, she’d admit, but Duncan promised he’d be all theirs this trip. That he’d leave work in Washington and enjoy his time with his lovers on the beach. She leaned forward whipersing something that made Jim’s mouth hang open before the corners pulled up into a smirk.

“Jimmy..” she drew out his name, “Let’s play.” she giggled wrapping her arms around his neck. They heard the typing of keys come to a brief halt. They won’t, Duncan was sure. They know better.

His fingers moved fast on the keyboard again. Almost as fast as Jim’s fingers undoing the back knot in Y/N’s swimsuit.

She giggled and began moving her hips down on his lap. Jim was a different type of lover; he was playful and impatient. He still didn’t have patience or nature to tease and build up like Duncan. Duncan would often be reminded of his younger self when Jim was in that mood. Hasty and hungry. Duncan knew discipline and the power of edging his little ones to the point of shaking.

It didn’t take long for Jim to start hardening beneath her. Part of him had to admit that doing this to piss Duncan off turned him on. He imagined what Duncan would plan to do to him Y/N after they made him watch without joining. Y/N was the troublemaker of the two; the brat. She was always coming up with fun ways for her and Jim to get in trouble. Not that he minded. It made their dynamic all much more fun.

His hands glided up her body feeling the softness of her skin on his prune like fingers. They really did spend too much time in the water. “Want you so bad, Jim.” she whined, rutting her hips even harder. She could feel press against her swim bottoms as she grew wet. There was something so boy-next-door about Jim that turned her on. From the moment Duncan and her met him, she knew she wanted to help corrupt him.

So lost in each other for the moment, they didn’t notice that the annoying tapping had stopped. The typing sounds were now replaced by the sound of a zipper coming undone.

Jim buried his face in her chest, kissing and sucking at her flesh. The buzz from the alcohol he’d consumed earlier was now replaced with the electric feeling of having Y/N tease his cock with her movements.

“Oh..  You think you’re so clever,” Duncan chuckled, “My babies are feeling needy, hmm?” he grasped at his hardening cock. Watching the way Jim wrapped his plump pink lips on your nipples made him twitch in his pants. “Let daddy, help.”  he began walking around the desk, but halted when Jim’s head snapped up.

“No.”

“No?” a dumbfounded expression crossed Duncan’s features. His Jimmy.. saying no?

“Daddy is too busy…” Y/N purred before licking a stripe along Jim’s jawline, “We’re playing by ourselves tonight.” she turned back to face him with a fake pout on her lips.

His jaw slacked open. He slumped against the edge of his desk watching the scene unravel before him. “Babies..” he whined palming his pants, “Daddy’s sorry.”

Jim grabbed Y/N’s chin and instructed her to lift her hips off so he could shove his bottoms off. His cock sprung up proudly and he smirked at Duncan. “Maybe next time, daddy.” he roughly tugged Y/N’s swim bottoms to the side, exposing her wet pussy.

“Go back to work, Duncan.” Y/N giggled sinking down on Jim’s lap again. She grabbed the base of his lengthy cock, aligning her cunt with his head. Not wasting any time she lowered herself down on him - her walls stretching open for him.

Duncan’s soft moans rang in their ears and mixed with theirs. “Fuck, princess.” Jim moand out feeling his cock moisten with her arousal. “Who’s making you feel this good?” he stared at Duncan again.

“You baby.. You are..” she whined lightly bouncing down on him.

Duncan now had his hand was now tightly gripping his cock. Pumping at the pace of Y/N’s motions. Arousal flushed his skin and made his cock swell. He wanted to finish with them even if he couldn’t touch them. He knew this was part of their little game. And to be honest, he was deserving of their bratty behavior. That’s not to say there wouldn’t be consequences. But that was part of the fun, wasn’t it?

A firm pair of hands grabbed and squeezed Y/N’s ass. Jim slapped it a few times, grunting and pulling her down on his cock roughly. Duncan bit back any pointers he wanted to give. Jim didn’t need it. He was young and stamina coursed through him. He was desperate for the rush of the orgasm he was chasing.

With one final upward buck of his hips, Jim held Y/N down on his cock as they both came. His cum shot in her and her own coated his cock making it glisten as she hopped off of him. A cocktail of both his and her cum dripped down her thigh, staining Duncan’s leather couch.

Jim grabbed her swim top off the floor and dragged it up her thigh, cleaning her off. She laughed at the slight tickle sensation it provided, ruffling his hair playfully - to which he responded by kissing her hip bone.

“I think you two have proven your point.” Duncan’s voice made their heads snap up to face him - deep blushes coloring their faces. He huffed, his limp cock hanging out from his pants - a light trace of his cum squirted on his clothing and floor.

“What does daddy have to do to make it up to you, babies?”

Jim and Y/N shared a look between each other. It was simple. They didn’t need more of Duncan’s credit or clothes right now. They wanted the time he promised them.

“We want you, Duncan.” Jim pouted. Always the first to cave.

She nodded silently agreeing, “Work will be fine.. just… be with us.” Jim continued, not letting his voice waver.

Duncan walked to them and knelt in front of the couch they sat on. “Listen. I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have left you two today. I promise, starting now, my attention is all yours.” he kissed Jim’s knee and held Y/N’s hand. How lucky was he to have found the best in both of them. He wouldn’t trade it for the world and he sure as hell wasn’t going to let anything ruin what he had. D.C has survived without Duncan Shepherd before; it can survive a week without him. Or so he hopes.

YEE hope you guys like this and idk why it took me so long to finish (ok tbh smut always takes me a long time to write like i’m? ok)

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[adam-dumortains]

Something About You - MC x Beckett - Chapter 8 | Part I

Another night with the alcohol flowing, Adaline and Beckett make a bet which is bound to end is disaster.

Song: Want You Bad - The Offspring

note: mature(ish) themes

Tags: @ilovewrites @choices-ily @queen-among-writers @brightpinkpeppercorn @flyawayboo @danni-whatshername @simsvetements @drakewalkerfantasy @ludextruction @catlady0911 @rhymesmenagerie @friedherringclodthing @perfectlyimperfectcrystal @fluffy-marshmallow-heart @symonde @sinclaire-made-me-sin

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Adaline’s eyes fluttered open as she adjusted to her surroundings and yet again realised she was in Beckett’s room, his sleeping body next to hers. Her cheeks flushed as she felt the warmth of Beckett next to her, his chest rising and falling in a peaceful slumber. She sat up and reminisced about the night before - the great sex and now natural it felt being Beckett in an intimate way. She shook her head gently, shaking any thought of him out of her head. It was a one night stand and a drunken one at that. It wouldn’t happen again and they could just carry on as normal: frenemies. She slowly picked up herself up as she tiptoed out of the room and slithered back to her own dorm with a sore head and a dirty mind.

Beckett woke up almost an hour later and was quite disappointed when he realised that Adaline was not lying next to him. He didn’t expect her to stay, like some sort of girlfriend. He got his mind to quickly rewind and erase the word “girlfriend” that had just popped in. Adaline was a one time thing and that was it. He quickly jumped into the shower to wash away the sins of the night before. The hot water dripped onto his body as he sighed relieved as the hot water woke his eyes up. He let the soap lather onto his body and whilst he scrubbed, he found his mind wondering to the night before, the way Adaline’s breasts felt under his palm, how she tasted and how good she felt wrapped around him and before he could even realise what he was doing, his hand had already placed itself on his growing erection.

Adaline quickly walked through her dormatory door, her head full of different emotions and thoughts about what had happened which were interrupted by a loud shriek. Adaline’s body jolted in slight fear at the sudden sound but was relieved to find that the noise had came from a very excited Shreya.

“I hope you’re ready for tonight!”

“Tonight?”

“Um.. yeah! I got a 70 on my magick exam. And we are celebrating!” Adaline wasn’t in the mood to celebrate, but she knew how stressed Shreya had been about her exams and she couldn’t let her down. She smiled at Shreya, a small “fiiiine” coming from her mouth. Maybe a night with good friends and some flowing drinks would be a good distraction from Beckett. And luckily, they would be going to bars in Penn Sqaure, far away from Beckett’s dorm to avoid any temptation.

“So, I’m guessing you’ve already got an idea of what you want to dress me in?” Adaline asked, her brow raised.

“You know me so well.”

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Shreya brushed the curls she had just created in Adaline’s hair, giving them a beachy wave effect.

“Perfect!” Shreya beamed at her creation, playing with the curls to make sure the hairstyle was perfect for their night out. “Griffin is going to love them.” Shreya smirked as Adaline looked up at her in the mirror, her eyebrows raised in confusion.

“Griffin?”

“Yeah, me and Zeph invited him tonight. Once we mentioned you were coming, he couldn’t have said yes quick enough.” Adaline forced a smile on her lips. She wanted Griffin to be there, she liked his personality and he was good looking, but something just didn’t click at the present moment. And she had more important things on her mind: she had slept with Beckett and she didn’t regret it.

Adaline stood up from the chair and strolled to the outfit she had laid on the bed which won when her and Shreya debated hours on the perfect outfit. She quickly got changed and went back to the mirror to apply a deep, red lipstick to her plump lips, taking one last swing of her drink before leaving the common room to meet Zeph.

“Finally! I am ready to dance the night away.” All three walked through the Penderghast halls, excitedly talking about what they were going to drink that night, who they might see. They walked to Penn Sqaure, the cool night air hitting their skin but was protected by the warmth of the alcohol in their blood. Blue Moon, one of the biggest clubs in Penn Sqaure was booming with Penderghast students, the vibrations of the music tingling the partygoers. Adaline, Shreya and Zeph made their way to the bar, scanning the drink menus as Adaline asked for a Penn Paradise, a cocktail full of fruits and vodka. Shreya paid the bartender, the bartender returning to the bar with three rainbow coloured shots as the three friends chucked the string liquid down their throats, feeling the slight burn sizzle down their necks as they grinned mischeviously.

“Is that Beckett Harrington? At a bar?” Shreya said as she looked over Adaline’s shoulder, “And he’s with his posse.” As soon as Adaline heard the name “Beckett”, her heart skipped a beat and she could feel her mouth go dry. She wanted this night out to distract her from Beckett but fate had other ideas. Adaline turned her head slightly, looking over in the direction that Shreya was and her eyes instantly met with Beckett’s. Adaline quickly looked away and she mentally thanked Shreya for forcing her to wear some blush because it was currently hiding the pink tint that had appeared on her cheeks the moment her eyes laid on Beckett.

“I need another shot.” Adaline grabbed a shot glass, throwing the firey liquid down her throat as her faced scrunched up to the bitter taste.

“That’s the spirit!” Griffin grinned as he walked over to the trio, grabbing a shot for himself and downing it without a problem. His attention turned to Adaline as he smiled at her gently, leaning in to give her greeting in the form of a gentle hug before grabbing himself a drink and focusing his conversation onto Zeph and Shreya. Adaline could feel the buzz building inside of her body and the vibration of the booming music in her veins, something pulled her towards the dance floor as her body swayed to the music, her highlight on her cheeks glistening under the fluorescent lights. Beckett couldn’t take his eyes off her; the way her hips were moving tantinsilingly to the beat, how the little black dress complimented her curves and breasts and all he wanted to do was fuck her right there and then.

Before long, Zeph, Shreya and Griffin had all joined Adaline on the dancefloor, with Griffin dancing dangerously close to Adaline. Beckett’s jaw clenched as he watched Griffin’s eyes scanning Adaline’s body and how close he was to her. He wasn’t sure what he was more angry at: the fact Griffin was so close to her or that it wasn’t him with his hands all over her. His jealous demeanour was interrupted when he saw Adaline leaving the dancefloor and headed for the bathroom. He told his friends that he needed some air and quickly followed after Adaline, catching her as she was leaving the bathroom. Her breath hitched as she realised that Beckett was stood in front of her in the narrow hall, completely alone from everybody else.

“Fancy running into you here.”

“Must be my lucky night.” Adaline rolled her eyes as her arms crossed over her chest, subconsciously lifting her breasts up as Beckett’s eyes darted down with a smirk on his face, causing Adaline to drop her hands quickly once she had realised why he was observing her.

“No need to hide ‘em. Not like I haven’t seen them before.” His smirk grew into a cocky grin and Adaline wanted to push him out of the way but she knew the game Beckett was playing. The competitive trait in her was bursting to compete and play Beckett at his own game.

“Griffin seems to be enjoying them, too.” A wicked smirk grew onto Adaline’s lips as she watched Beckett’s grin disappear and noticed his body go stiff. “You’re kinda hot when you’re jealous.”

“Me? Jealous?” Beckett scoffed as he waved away the ridiculous idea of jealousy over Adaline. Adaline moved her body closer to Beckett’s, her breasts almost touching his chest as she slowly bit her lip, her blue eyes looking up to him as ran her tongue across her bottom lip.

“The way you’re looking at me says different.”

“Don’t act like you wouldn’t go crazy if you saw another girl all over me.”

“As if, Beckett. I know what game you’re playing and I can play better.”

“I wasn’t playing a game, but now you mention it, I am in a playful mood.” Adaline gasped as she felt Beckett’s hand on the back of her thigh, moving higher teasingly slowly. “You’re on, Russell.”

[danlands-moved-blog]

92 questions

i was tagged by my fave hoe @sleepyphil (ily)

(questions under the cut)

THE LAST 
1. Drink: water 
2. Phone Call: @sleepyphil 
3. Text Message: “ily hoe" (wow i’m a real catch) 
4. Song You Listened To: riptide by vance joy 
5. Time You Cried: i don’t even remember tbh but i’m sure it wasn’t long ago bc my emotions are fucked 
HAVE YOU EVER 
6. Dated Someone Twice: um i haven’t even dated someone once. next. 
7. Been Cheated On: no 
8. Kissed Someone And Regretted It: no 
9. Lost Someone Special: yeah 
10. Been Depressed: yes 
11. Gotten Drunk and Thrown Up: not yet 
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS 
12. purple 
13. pastel pink 
14. black (?) 
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 
15. Made New Friends: yes somehow people like me wtf 
16. Fallen Out of Love: uhhh not yet but idek if its love so.. 
17. Laughed Until You Cried: who hasn’t honestly 
18. Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: too many times wtf 
19. Met Someone Who Changed You: yeah but i’d like to believe it was in a good way 
20. Found Out Who Your True Friends Are: yeah which is literally why i have a grand total of like 2 friends 
21. Kissed Someone On Your Facebook: whomst is she

22. How Many of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know in Real Life: i guess more than half? (i haven’t been on there in forever uhhh) 
23. Do You Have Any Pets: i have a cat who i love and hate 
24. Do You Want To Change Your Name: sometimes 
25. What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: i got a new haircut and new clothes 
26. What Time Did You Wake Up: 12 pm oops 
27. What Were You Doing at Midnight Last Night: what do you think 
28. Name Something You Cannot Wait For: not hating myself 
29. When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mother: can’t answer 
30. What is One Thing You Wish You Could Change About Your Life: my anxiety 
31. What Are You Listening To Right Now: lorde, the front bottoms, hozier, etc. 
32. Have You Ever Talked To a Person Named Tom: this is specific and no 
33. Something That Is Getting On Your Nerves: my dad 
34. Most Visited Website: tumblr probably 
35. Elementary: a nicer time 
36. High School: hell 
37. College/University: honestly who knows man 
38. Hair Color: dark brown with blonde ish highlights 
39. Long Hair or Short Hair: long hair (but i’m getting my hair cut shorter at the end of summer) 
40. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: unfortunately 
41. What Do You Like About Yourself: ooooh that’s tough uhhhh,, my eyes i guess ? 
42. Piercings: no im a wimp 
43. Blood Type: idk 
44. Nickname: meggo, meg, hoe, cutie, bebe, megan montana, meme mom, mum, (i have so many nicknames save me) 
45. Relationship Status: single (probably forever rip) 
46. Zodiac Sign: leo 
47. Pronouns: she/her 
48. Favorite TV Show: friends 
49. Tattoos: don’t have any but i hope i can man up one day and get one 
50. Right or Left Hand: right hand 
FIRST 
51. Surgery: none 
52. Piercing: none 
54. Sport: i don’t sport 
55. Vacation: disney world 
56. Pair of Trainers: idek?? kindergarten?? 
AT THE MOMENT I’M 
57. Eating: nothing but i just ate some hershey’s drops 
58. Drinking: water 
59. About To: post this and waste my life away on tumblr 
60. Listening To: nothing 
61. Waiting For: my anxiety to go away 
62. Want: someone i can’t have 
63. Get Married: maybe one day 
64. Career: probably a psychiatrist 
YOUR TYPE 
65. Hugs or Kisses: kisses 
66. Lips or Eyes: lips 
67. Shorter or Taller: tall 
68. Older or Younger: preferably older or my age or close to my age at least 
70. Nice Arms or Nice stomach: uhh nice stomach maybe 
71. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive


72. Hook Up or Relationship: relationship im too shy for a hook up 
73. Troublemaker or Hesitant: hesitant
HAVE YOU EVER 
74. Kissed a Stranger: not yet 
75. Drank Hard Liquor: nope 
76. Lost Glasses/Contact Lenses: yep 
77. Turned Someone Down: yes 
78. Sex on First Date: how does one get a date 
79. Broken Someone’s Heart: i don’t think i have the ability to but i hope i haven’t 
80. Had Your Heart Broken: yeah 
81. Been Arrested: no but a police officer pulled up on my friend and i playing pokémon go it was wild 
82. Cried When Someone Died: ya 
83. Fallen For a Friend: m o o d 
DO YOU BELIEVE IN… 
84. Yourself: nope 
85. Miracles: nah 
86. Love at First Sight: no 
87. Santa Claus: no 
88. Kiss on First Date: sure 
89. Angels: no 
OTHER… 
90. Current Best Friend’s Name: audrey and julie 
91. Eye Color: green with hints of blue 
92. Favorite Movie: i don’t really know uhhh probably some horror movie (maybe the conjuring?)

i’m too anxious to directly tag anyone so i’ll just tag everyone who sees this and wants to do it!!

[batsysims]

100 QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS

I was tagged by @tickledsims ty ily!!

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED? CLOSED when i was younger my little sister had a baby doll that would talk on its own at night and we called it the demon baby and hooooly shit

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? i dont take those bc my hair cant take cheap hair products but i do take the soaps!!

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? i put the mattress cover sheet thingy on my bed but i dont use an actual sheet :/

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? nah lol

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES? YES i love using office supplies i could spend all day at staples omg

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? no lol but il save the lil receipt coupons and find them in my wallet months after they expire

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? hhhhh bees

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? yep!! i love them its why im scared to use foundation i dont wanna lose em

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? i either smile or if my moms takin the pic il make a stupid face 

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? i have terrible road rage...... um........... i also hate it when men interrupt me i just walk away at that point 

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? yeah i pretty much count everything

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? i dont think so??

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? def not lmao

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING? i have an eating dance, a drinking dance, and a video game playing dance hahaa

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? yes ugh it annoys me but i cant stop

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK? at LEAST 0

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? i think its a single? a single or a twin either way im miserable send help

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? ummm probably You by Weird Milk?? its the most recent song i added on spotify so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? yeah def unless its one of those “real men wear pink shirts” like just.... stop

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? sometimes my sister makes me watch stevens universe?? il watch phineas and ferb too bc honestly who doesnt anime too but not always cartoon ones or w/e

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? 2001: A Space Odyssey and Daughters of the Dust come to mind

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? u kno where ;) no how big is the treasure?? if its a lil bit id put it in that drawer under the oven bc my family never uses that but if its BIG TREASURE id hide it in the backyard of the last house i lived in bc a. nobody lives there now and 2. its totally overrun with green bc of like two floods

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? water! only water ever

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? honey if theyre mcnuggets but other than that i use honey mustard!

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? chicky parm

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? honestly Inception is my feel-good movie

27. LAST PERSON, YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? a lil babu

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? i was in girl scouts much longer than i ever wanted to be lmao WISH i coulda done BOY SCOUTS

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? if cash is involved absolutely

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? aboutttt three months ago!

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? no but i can watch

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? when i first got my license yea :( 15 yr olds are dum

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? twice! very good memories

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? egg salad gud

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? the all star breakfast at waffle house yasssss

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? honestly like 9 since i always have to wake up at 7 in the am but il stay up til 11 if i can

37. ARE YOU LAZY? absolutely when have ACTIVE ppl done ANYTHING

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? i was usually a cat bc i never could find a costume i liked smh but when i was 2 i went as winnie the pooh lmao

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? ox!

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? just english but im tryna learn spanish and japanese and im fluent in french if a two year olds speech patterns can be considered as such

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? nah

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? LEGOS lincoln logs are big with nostalgia thoooo

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? with dumb shit yeah but i usually just dont care enough abt stuff to deal

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? theyre both old idc

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? no lol

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? not really tbh i like the adrenaline

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? if im alone!! nobody deserves to hear that

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? nahhh

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? when im in the drive thru haaaa

50. EVER USED A GUN? id like to go to a shooting range some time but ive never used one im also very anti gun so i probs would never buy one unless it was a cute lil glock i can handle well

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? st patricks day it wasnt technically for me tho

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? not in general but when ppl start obsessing over a certain one for months on end abt a certain time period and certain performers and certain songs and certain people of history i start wanting ppl to die

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? YEAH I NEVER HAVE MONEY WTF

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? my sisters obsessed with them so yea but never like. authentic polish potato pockets or anything just a frozen box of em

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? apple?? im not rly into pie tbh

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? ive wanted to go into law enforcement/criminology my whole life!! for a sec i wanted to be a firefighter, a journalist/writer/poet, and some sort of artist but u know how kids are

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? i tried to find that clip from malcolm in the middle for like ten mins but i couldnt yea

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? doesnt everyone tho?

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY? no im a bad adult

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS? nah

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? im not rich!!

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? usually just my undies but when im living with other people il wear a soft shirt and my dc heroes pajama bottoms ayyy

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? ive never been to one! i was gonna go see metallica in baltimore but i moved before i could smh

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? walmart sry targets cool but too much money!!! i go there for home things tho does kmart still exist

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? ADIDAS ive been trying to get a full adidas tracksuit for YEARS

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? fritos! i like the super hot cheetos tho

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? peanutsssss

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? Nope but they must be good im keepin @tickledsims response bc it made me laugh

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? when i was a lil babu i took ballet and gymnastics a lil later

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? i hope to never have a spouse  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? yep

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? ive actually never even had a spelling bee im sure theyre a myth

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? i think so??

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? nah

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? nahhhhh

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? no but i had a roommate who did i fell in love

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yeah ok lol so one time when i was a sophomore my french teacher had to use a substitute teacher and hes the reason i believe in love at first sight im STILL in love with him wtf ive also had a bf haha im hilarious

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? i dont really do concerts so i couldnt say but i think matd would be fun!!

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? oh my god

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? hot!!!!

81. TEA OR COFFEE? coffee!!!!!!

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? i dont rly like either but i prefer snickerdoodles over sugar

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? i can only do that weird frog swim i forget what its called so no im shit at it

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? ye

85. ARE YOU PATIENT? if im able to distract myself?? it also depends on the severity of what im waiting on i guess

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? probs a band i guess i dont rly think abt that kinda stuff sry

87. EVER WON A CONTEST? when i was four i won a coloring contest at the ice cream store

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? nope im poor 89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? both are good!

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? i can knit but i cant crochet

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? fckn bathroom

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? not rly unless its a partnership longlasting romance stresses me out especially with financial responsibility etc

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? -20 years

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? my high school boyfriend hahaaa h,,,,

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? im an adult sry

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 1!

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? nope! lmao i love her tho

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? red but i also like many others??? idk

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? ummm not rly?? im not close enough to anyone to miss them and those i am close to im able to hang with

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT? god uhhh if you havent done it already and want to, @dreambot @nebula-simms @ellowynsims and @pixelbloom

[theworldwatchesyou]

Thanks @cryselda for tagging me! ♥ Finally decided to do this lol.

a - age: 19

b - birthplace: Califorina

c - current time: 1:01 am

d - drink you last had: water

e - easiest person to talk to: my beautiful online queens, ily guys so much! ♥  

f - favorite song: I have too many favorite songs rip, but I've been so addicted to this song right now (x). I love the original, but I really love this cover too sdfghjhgf. 

g - grossest memory: god I have too many lmao. The one I remember the most is going into the garage at night barefoot and steeping on a cockroach...it got stuck to the bottom of my foot and was still alive ((::::::

h - horror yes or horror no: yes, but I’m a pussy and can’t watch horror movies by myself unless they’re like dumb. If it involves gore though sign me up. 

i - in love?: do fictional characters/celebrities count?? lol irl no, but i love my friends so much I’m gonna marry them one day ♥

j - jealous of people?: all the time rip I try not to, but I can’t help it. 

k - killed someone?: not yet...if anyone does anything to my baes....

l - love at first sight or should I walk by again: idek honestly maybe if they’re good looking?? But if they’re really nice and have a great personality i’m like !!! let me love you! 

m - middle name: Alejandra 

n - number of siblings: 2 annoying sisters, but i love them

o - one wish: to stop being so embarrassing and also meet my online friends one day ♥

p - person you called last: my mom 

q - question you’re always asked: when are you going to excerise, find a job and learn how drive?....lol rip

r - reason to smile: dogs, chris evans, my ships and my baes ♥

s - song you sang last: lol the same song I put for favorite song

t - time you woke up: never...jk 6:30 am because I had to, but most days noon or after. 

u - underwear color: purple 

v - vacation destination: probably the beach or amusement park; anywhere with family i guess

w - worst habit: procrastinating, sleeping in late and being jealous of people rip

x - x-rays: i guess the dentist?? 

y - your favorite food: spicy food because i live off that pretty much. ALSO CHEESECAKE BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE CHEESECAKE. 

z - zodiac sign (or anything you are into if zodiacs aren’t your thang): Scorpio 

I don’t really know anyone on here, but I’m  just going to randomly tag some people i follow c: @that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger @juryu @flygurl2sam @roksass @madam-baboon