#ifhq.intro

[foodtw]

these pictures are both advertisement, and a summary of who i am. i’m not going to say too much, because if you’ve watched queer eye, you already know a lot. but if you’re in new york and want a good meal, i’m probably always ready to feed someone. 

@ guactailhour

[kiyokoloko-blog]

heeeeyyyy loves! my name is hayley and it took me an embarrassing amount of time to choose two photos for this intro.

as you can see, i’m pretty damn versatile

anyway i was that cute punk girl from lemonade mouth, and i played as velma once... we don’t talk about that.

now i make music and stuff

come talk to me!! i’m so excited to get to know all of you <3

[nojohno]

I’m John and I do stuff for a heavy metal meets Britney Spears cover band. You’ve definitely never of us.

warmmilkv

[juicyfruitjenner]

Hi, my name is Kendall Jenner and this gif shows that I believe that Spitters are quitters. James Cordon has roped me into doing Spill your guts or Fill your guts twice now and somehow my darkest secrets are still not out in the void of the internet. If you wanna know more about me or my dog you can always message me at juicyfruitjenner. If I don’t answer or accidentally leave you on read please double message me because I get distracted easily and forget to reply often! 

[sasskarth-the-brave]

Subject: Alexander William Gaskarth-Lombardi Place of Residence: Los Angeles, California Age: 32 GH: sasskarththebrave Hi, I’m Alex. I do the sing thing in ATL (All Time Low, not Atlanta Georgia), and also the singthing in Simple Creatures. I make my own alcohol sometimes but mostly I tour or stay home as a dog/cat dad to my fur kids Seb/Bazzy/Sebastian, Peyton, Gaston, Persephone/Seffie, and Rae, who is mine through marriage. Also, I live with the world’s weirdest sponge in that he only soaks up heat, love, and all our wine. That’s right @its-mr-gaskardi​​ I said it.

[lovexthevoid]

Good morning, afternoon, and evening. My name is Emerson Barrett Kropp and I, along with my brothers, form the fashion alt-rock band Palaye Royale. I am a drummer, philosopher, sibling, son, and dog father to my sweet girl, Sgt. Pepper. If you would like to talk to me, you can find me either in the forest or on GH at wildxmoonchild. Love the Void x

[its-mr-gaskardi]

Hey all, I’m JJ, I make things, mostly with wood, sometimes with metal, I used to think I was the biggest dork in the world, then I met the actual biggest dork so of course I had to marry him. I’m not nearly as much of a wine fiend as he thinks I am, but I let him think that so he doesn’t notice me sneaking away with any and all cheese the moment it comes into the house. Come be friends @ axweildingbard so I can cook for you and probably ramble about how cute our pets are.

[oseggy91]

Hey, the name’s Tyler Seguin and I play hockey for the team the Dallas Stars. I’m pretty much a PR’s nightmare and the best dude to have at the party. I’m a dad to three beautiful Labrador Retrievers, named Cash, Marshall and Gerry and if you leave me near an adoption shelter for long enough, I probably would end up with several more. I suppose that’s it? If you wanna receive cute pics from both me and my dogs, hit me up at toosegsyformyshirt

[coweyedcaptain]

Hey folks, I’m Jamie, sometimes I’m Bambi, sometimes I’m the Hulk, depending on who’s messing with my boys at the time. I was somehow given responsibility for a whole damn team and six years in I still don’t get why. I’m bad at talking about myself without prompting, so I’m gonna stop before this turns into a big ramble about either the Dallas Stars, Tyler, my dog, or his dogs, but if you feel like coming to poke me into talking like a normal person, you can find me @ captainbandersnatch!