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How do animals always know when you’re not feeling great? Like, I get Rae knowing, she’s trained to know when I feel sucky, but I’ve had all the dogs around my feet and the cat on my shoulder the whole time, they all Know somehow and it’s the sweetest thing

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Have I spent the last few days in dumbstruck awe of how talented my mans is and only just regained enough function to dance around with him?

You bet your pretty asses I have

Have I spent all day dancing around the house with @its-mr-gaskardi to my own music? If you say no, you don’t know me that well.

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sasskarth-the-brave replied to your photo: Hey all, I’m JJ, I make things, mostly with wood,...

Cheese thief AND a heart thief!

Whoops?

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sasskarth-the-brave replied to your audio post: Alex and I constantly misquote this song at each...

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SMOL CAT TOL HAT

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Alex and I constantly misquote this song at each other cause our cat likes sitting on our heads, so since she’s currently chilling out up there chewing on my hair, I thought I’d jam with you guys

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Hey all, I’m JJ, I make things, mostly with wood, sometimes with metal, I used to think I was the biggest dork in the world, then I met the actual biggest dork so of course I had to marry him. I’m not nearly as much of a wine fiend as he thinks I am, but I let him think that so he doesn’t notice me sneaking away with any and all cheese the moment it comes into the house. Come be friends @ axweildingbard so I can cook for you and probably ramble about how cute our pets are.

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Subject: Alexander William Gaskarth-Lombardi Place of Residence: Los Angeles, California Age: 32 GH: sasskarththebrave Hi, I’m Alex. I do the sing thing in ATL (All Time Low, not Atlanta Georgia), and also the singthing in Simple Creatures. I make my own alcohol sometimes but mostly I tour or stay home as a dog/cat dad to my fur kids Seb/Bazzy/Sebastian, Peyton, Gaston, Persephone/Seffie, and Rae, who is mine through marriage. Also, I live with the world’s weirdest sponge in that he only soaks up heat, love, and all our wine. That’s right @its-mr-gaskardi​​ I said it.

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Ignore everything below

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I may have misheard, the president is a woman, but she’s the 200-something-th president so who knows

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I have a new reason to like Z Nation - “First Gentleman Of The United States, it’s not the president, it’s his husband”

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Okay but my favorite thing about Z Nation will always be that the subtitle that comes up when someone kills a zombie is [SPLORCH]

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I’m watching The Prodigy on netflix and I think the scariest part of it is that there actually is children/people like that in the world, not because of reincarnation or anything, just because of how their brain chemistry worked out

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I finally got around to re-doing my mobile theme and I’m super happy with it now

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If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

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brainfreeze is my favorite pain response because it’s literally your body telling you to stop eating fucking snow, you stupid jackass, what is wrong with you

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A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

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The only good thing about not being able to sleep is this sweet girl insisting on staying up with me no matter how tired she is and making my heart melt