#ik the man hated wearing denim

[doll-elvis]

the way that if I were Elvis’ costar I would purposely mess up every take of this makeout sequence so we could do it over and over and over again 😩

[mattyriddlesbitch]

A cup of coffee please!

so im 5’4

Dark brown eyes

I have long, dark brown wavy hair

I weight 122lbs

I am a polyglot (I speak English, Spanish, French, turkish and German)

I would say that I’m pretty ambivert.

I really like drawing, and writing. I have

this journal where I write and draw everything that comes to my mind, it seems pretty messy but I can see the structure in it. I wish I’d be good at oil paintings, cus I just love the way each one of them look so unique and beautiful.

I really enjoy going to the gym, tho I wasn’t there for like two months because I was sick for a whole month and the other month I was on vacation.

I am pretty good at school, not the best but most of the time I get Bs and B+s.

I ADORE any Tim Burton Movie, I just love everything about it.

I would say that my love languages are, words of affirmation and physical touch (with the right persons)

My biggest fear is Momo, Ik it’s weird, but istg I am horrified of it, since I saw it as a child.

My favorite color is dark red. I just love the way it suits with everything! And I also have this nail polish that I always use! I always grow my nails, and thanks to god, they are strong, so they almost never break.

My favorite food is spaghetti, thx to the Italians for that.

My favorite animals are cats, raccoons and red pandas. lol, I just realized that they all kinda look alike.

I love denim miniskirts, I’d say that I have more miniskirts than shirts, but what can I sayyyyyy….

And topping them of with my good old leather jacket…, UHGGGG YESS

Oh and I love autumn! I hate winter, but I LOVE autumn. It’s just the only time of the year, where I don’t suffer of a heatstroke or hypothermia.

I love gold jewelry, I have multiple ear piercings and a belly button piercing and omg. I was wearing silver for the most time but it never really looked the way I wanted it to look, so I completely switched over to gold jewelry and piercings, and oh my god. It’s a life changer!

I have hip dysplasia, so I can’t run very well, without having to limp the next day.

One thing about me is that I will never leave the house without my makeup on, and I always do ‘latte makeup’, I just think that it’s the easiest kind of makeup.

The reason I got into all this Harry Potter stuff is because of wattpad 😭

I was reading a random fic, between Theodore and y/n, but I ended up hating Theodore cus he cringed me on so bad, it was probably because of his writing, cus tell me why this man thought that Pansy was hot, while dating Y/N? Like bffr rn.

Anyway then I started to read about Enzo, he was fun at first but after a while I read about the black notebook he has, and since then I am thinking about it everytime I read about him!

Draco was really fun to read about, but I ended up liking fics between him and Hermoine better, since they just fit perfectly and are meant for each other.

(I am a strong believer of Dramionie if you didn’t know)

And THEN i got into Mattheo fics, which I hated, because they were so poorly writing and there was like smut in every single chapter, almost EVERY TIME.

But I completely fell in love with his persona, all the lore behind him, the fact that he is probably bipolar, which makes complete sense, regarding his childhood and all the things he had to go through, the ptsd, the way everyone thinks so bad of him.

I get all the drug and alcohol problems and all that fighting, cus imagine what he has to go through everyday, but I just can’t with the smut thing. He is just a teenager that is traumatized. Not a s€x-symbol.

Like please, he is a traumatized person, not everything about him is about smut. I am a firm believer that he is a very raw person once you know him.

Oh my god this got way longer than I thought and I am very sorry about that! But it would be fun if you’d write a little something.

Love ya!

"Oh and I completely forgot to say that I LOVE horror movies, I am convinced that next to Tim Burton, my favorite movie genre is Horror."

I assume that was from you as well.

Honestly, taking out the stuff about you reading about the others and not like some of them, I would go with Theo. I think he loves artistic people and would love to look at what you write and draw if you let him. Also, I had to look up the latte makeup and it just screams something Theo would go crazy over. Plus the gold jewelry, I think he'd love it. I also think he'd love you being an ambivert and would love hearing you talk his ear off and be quiet with other people.

[peakgenko]

Halloween Couples Costumes with F!reader

summary; What the boys are pulling up in with you at a halloween party

cw; suggested sexual themes, swearing, atsumu

A: grammars so shit. ik this post is late but whatever these have been on my mind

all content belongs to @peakgenko ; enjoy

♱ Suna Rintaro - ANGEL AND DEVIL: i solely believe that he would do the basic ass devil and angel dynamic with you but super slutty and hot. when you originally suggested the idea he was so hyped. i feel like the costume caters to one of his kinks. starts with c ends with orruption.

TATE LANGDON AND VIOLET HORMAN (AHS S1): I definitely see this as well. He’d rock the whole skeleton school shooter ensemble and you wear a pair of skinny jeans, a sweater and some converses.

♱ Bokuto Kotaro - DILDO/ DILL DOE: i do not take constructive criticism he’s pulling up to the homies crib with you in one of those really dumb ass pun costumes. He’d be the one wearing the dill (pickle) and you’d be the one wearing the doe costume. He’s so proud of himself for the costume idea that he contemplated putting it on his résumé. He spends the whole night placing you by his side and forcing people to put two and two together.

♱ Oikawa - LOLA BUNNY AND BUGS FROM SPACE JAM: he 100% came up with this. yep. you two are that basic it couple keep scrolling. he will NOT be able to keep his hands to himself though (consensually)

♱ Tanaka - PLAYBOY BUNNY AND PLAYBOY MANSION OWNER: he also came up with this. your costume literally carries the party. however, the whole night YOU’RE the one wearing the robe while he parties with his whole upper body exposed. Sure he’s feeling a little exposed and vulnerable but it never hurts to show a little bit of that six pack he’s been working hard on and besides all of its worth it when he sees you eyeing him.

♱ Kuroo - RICK AND MORTY: You two are going as rick and morty. no he will not participate in something hot or edgy this man is either going in peanut butter and jam or rick and morty. he’s corny asf. but so fine. you’d wear a yellow baby tee with a short denim skirt along with some alien antennas. he however is pulling up in the whole ensemble. lab coat (because he just has that lying around), blue tee, some brown baggy jeans, and a ferocious looking stick on unibrow.

♱ Kageyama- no. he insists that you be him for halloween and to just wear his jersey. lamo.

♱ Kenma - N/A

♱ Tendou- EDWARD SCISSORHANDS & KIM: OHHH I KNOW THIS MAN GOES ALL OUT. IM TALKING THE BEST HIGH QUALITY FX MAKEUP. I WHOLE HEARTEDLY BELIEVE IN THIS ONE!!!!! you two are winning every god damn costume contest in the nation.

♱ Iwaizumi- REN AND NANA: if you convinced him hard enough maybe JUST MAYBE he would go as ren and take you as his nana

♱ Daichi- BUFFERING????: hate to break it to you babes but you’re gonna have to ride solo this year because he’s the type of guy to just wear a graphic tee with a stupid ass corny pun that has omething to do with halloween and say it’s his costume.

♱ Atsumu- DISNEY PRINCE AND PRINCESS: most definitely the type of dude to be those cringey ass couples costumes like barbie and ken but a little more originality. He’s definitely gonna get made fun of.

♱ Nishinoya- AKATSUKI MEMBERS: yup. he definitely made this executive decision and stuck with it. a little bit incel-ish but y’all look badass.

♱ Hinata- ANIMAL ONESIES: he pegs me as one of those people who just gets lazy during halloween and settles for onesies or goes overboard like digging through the trash for props there’s no in between. but this year you two are just dressed in matching brown bear onesies. basic but so cute.

♱ Sugawara- PHANTOM OF THE OPERA: yupp this man always has the need to look suave as hell each halloween. This year he wears a slick black suit with a complementary cape with his hair brushed back in a classy slick. The white mask covers half of his face but you can still vividly see the smile creeping up on his lips when you show him your costume. voluminous loose curls drape over your shoulders— you swipe a hand over the waist of the white gown. He’s mesmerized. He starts barking. Mood ruined.

♱ Akaashi- SPIKE AND FAYE VALENTINE (COWBOY BEBOP: OMG THIS IS THE ONEEE. you know this man looks sooo good in a suit. you two are literally the hottest couple to walk the earth

♱ Ennoshita- VINCENT AND MIA (Pulp Fiction) or SCOTT PILGRIM AND RAMONA FLOWERS: as i’ve established on my page before ennoshita is a cinephile. he’s so tasteful and cultured.

♱ Yamaguchi- FINN AND JAKE (ADVENTURE TIME): awe he’d wear a fluffy blue sweater with some baggy tailored blue pants (finn wears blue shorts but i head canon just yams dresses very well) and his docs and his white head piece/hat. You’re wearing white arm warmers, a yellow cross body top along with a matching yellow skin tight skirt and a pair of white gogo boots.

[unlikecharlie]

Tagged by @fiireproof thank u bby luv u

glossy or matte? matte all the way

denim or leather?  leather looks cool but I wear mostly denim

favourite flower? As cliche as it sounds, roses

pearls or gemstones? gemstones look cool

favourite scent? I love the smell of freshly ground coffee, berries, and chocolate

barefoot or heels? Definitely barefoot. Hate wearing heels

bath bombs or shower gel? shower gel b/c I've never used bath bombs

eye colour? dark brown

favourite emoji? 🙄🥰🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

body glitter or body shimmer? Neither

prada or miu miu? I'm poor, my man

fireworks or lightning? Lightning

hiking or swimming? neither because I hate hiking (or anything outdoorsy really) and I dont know how to swim

night in or night out? Night in generally, but w the right people I'll say night out

Tagging: @jesuisfabulous @armoredsoftie @webheadstan (ik cindy tagged you too but idk who else to tag) and anyone who wants to do it

[mikedilf]

Newsies as Quotes Part 13

Spot: “kill em with kindness???That’s...dumb.”

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(Jack and the squad were Christmas caroling at a nursing home)

Old person with accent: “nice hair”

Jack(clearly not understanding what she said): “we live in New York! Merry Christmas!”

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(Jack and the squad were Christmas caroling at a nursing home)

Old person: “my nephew owns the trophy shop in town”

Race, clearly not hearing her correctly: “I love their bagels,”

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Race: “the teacher smells like weed”

Davey: “why do you know what weed smells like?”

Race: *panicked look*

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Jack*aggressively*: “I DONT NEED A CLOCK TO TELL TIME”

Davey: “??”

Jack:(still aggressive) “I use the elf inside of me to tell time”

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Mush: “yesterday I punched a locker and it broke and now it won’t close”

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Romeo: “my clock is named Judy and it’s better than yours”

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Albert: “don’t you hate it when you open your fridge and there’s just 50 pounds of cheesesteak?”

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Jack: “hey Siri, eat glass”

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Les: “shut the BITCH up you FRIGG”

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Jack: “how old are you?”

Les: “10, how old are you?”

Jack:”16,”

Les:”oh so youre a big year old!”

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Teacher:calls Jack to the board

Jack: *sighs*“I didn’t ask to be born”

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Spot, seeing that jack is late: “Well LOOK who just walked in”

Race: “lady Gaga????”

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Davey: “I watch baking shows at three am while a murderer walks around my house”

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Davey: “PIANIST”

Race: “PENIS”

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Sarah, who always wears a headband, (at the winter concert): “this is my....formal headband”

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Jack, sighing: “this is why we don’t let Race out of the shed”

Race: “I wasn’t aware I was being kept in the shed?????”

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Jack: (is hugging Davey’s notebook for protection after davey asked him to hold it)”I protec, I attack, while davey get his snacc”

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Davey: “where’s Race?”

Jack: “race is in the bathroom, taking his pants off and eating them”

Albert: “he WOULD do that so don’t even joke”

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Race: “as a wise man once said: bologna”

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Jack, hiding behind davey: “it’s a goose cult”

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Albert to race: “if you say one more dumb thing I’m gonna fuckin stab you bro”

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Davey: “semicolons are a powermove”

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Race: “we love the thicc soup”

Race: *yelling at sky*make me soup!!”

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Spot: “everything is better when jack isn’t here”

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Race: “I soak my socks in mayonnaise”

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Jack: “we LOVE denim in this community”

Crutchie, hearing the word denim: “DENIM??”

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Elmer to Mike: “your brother is stealing my iced tea!”

(Ike sprints by, a blur of color, holding Elmer’s iced tea)

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Race: *following Davey, Jack, Crutchie, and Kathrine. Threateningly playing the tin whistle*

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Les:“Would you eat a plastic cup?”

Albert:“Hell yeah”

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Romeo:“I’m telling you where to shop for dicks are you writing this down??”

[amazynazyn]

50 Questions To Ask A Girl If You Really Want To Know Who She Is

1. What’s one thing that’s happened to you that has made you a stronger person?

I almost lost a guy that i was in love with. he tried to take his life with pills and liquor. had i not told my parents and had them call the authorities, he would’ve been gone. we no longer speak, making it a mutual decision that we were not good for each other. he emotionally abused me. took advantage of my love and trust, telling me that it was my fault and that i was a stupid whore that should have kept my mouth closed and let him die. that night made me realize i could no longer let anyone take advantage of me to the point where my heart is so enclosed in their fist that i would be sucked into their void.

2. What’s one thing that’s happened to you in your life that made you feel weak?

when the boy took my innocence away. he took my purity, and smashed it into pieces at a horribly young age. he forced himself upon me multiple times. he held knives to my throat. he threatened my life.he took away the very part of me that i thought i could hold onto forever. my pride.

3. Where is one place you feel most like yourself?

my head.

4. Where is your favorite place to escape to?

wherever he is. normally his parents house. 

5. Who do you think has had the largest influence on the person you are today?

my mom. she’s fucked up with some things, no lie about that. but she has been there with me through thick and thin. through my breakdowns, when i am near my lowest point, she has been there.

6. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

my negative thoughts.

7. If you had one day left to live, what would you do first?

tell him i will always love him. 

8. What decade do you feel you most belong in?

i wanna say the 20′s. mom and i always joked about how i was born in the wrong era. 

9. Who are you closest to in your family? Why?

momma obv.

10. Who is the one person in this world that knows you best?

lol, my mom or danny. they’ve known me too long.

11. What is your favorite quality about your best friend?

he’s very thoughtful. not in ways you’d ever imagine. 

12. When you were younger what did you think you were going to be when you grew up?

i wanted to work with pets. mainly cats. 

13. If you could identify with one fictional character (from a book, show, or movie) who would it be?

none.

14. Do you easily accept compliments? Or do you hate compliments?

i have never taken compliments well. i become modest even when i know i am in the right. but i appreciate them, and hate when i do not receive them especially when i know i deserve them.

15. Is your favorite attribute about yourself physical or non-physical?

non-physical.

16. What is your favorite physical attribute about yourself?

i have the prettiest fingernails i’ve ever seen in person.

17. What is your favorite non-physical attribute about yourself?

the ability to read people.

18. Do you believe in love at first sight?

i did. i somewhat still do.

19. Do you believe in soul mates?

very much so.

20. How seriously do you take horoscopes?

i don’t.

21. Have you ever been in love? How many times?

truly in love? 3 to be exact. including current times.

22. What makes you fall in love with someone?

finding out who he really is. the honesty, the raw feelings that he’ll show. knowing he trusts me.

23. What does vulnerability mean to you? What has the ability to make you vulnerable?

vulnerability has always meant straight weakness to me. i refuse to share my weaknesses.

24. What’s one thing you’re scared to ask a man, but really want to?

will you ever lie to me, and be totally fine with the outcome if i find out the truth?

25. If you were a man for a day, what would be the first thing you do?

probably look in the mirror and flip out

26. What do you find most attractive about each sex?

eyes. always the eyes. you’ll always see the passion in them.when a person sees someone they love, their eyes light up.

27. What’s one thing you’d love to learn more about?

the truth behind why people lie.

28. What is something you’ve never done that you’ve always wanted to do?

contact an ex best friend and see how they’re doing, then wish them the best no matter their response.

29. Why haven’t you done it yet?

probably won’t get a response, and if so it’ll cause drama that i don’t need anymore.

30. If money didn’t matter, what would your dream job be?

cooking comfortably. 

31. If you had off from work today, what would you do?

well i was off today, and all i did was lounge, look at houses/apartments and watch SVU.

32. What was the last thing that made you cry?

leaving his house knowing i wouldn’t see him for over a week.

33. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

some video on facebook.

34. What is your favorite memory?

talking about having kids and creating a family with C.A.R. 

35. What’s the last thing that REALLY embarrassed you?

walking into the hotel seeing my coworkers while i was with JR, knowing they’d make me the rumor of the week. again.

36. What is your biggest fear?

that i will never truly be happy.

37. Do you have any regrets? What’s your biggest one?

not leaving when i had the chance.

38. Have you ever broken a law? If you haven’t what is one law you’d love to break?

yep i have

39. What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done?

trusted someone that i knew i would end up pushing out of my life anyways. i guess i’m not really a risk taker.

40. Would you have a conversation with a stranger?

yeah, i have before.

41. Would you tell a stranger they have toilet paper hanging from their shoe? Or their dress tucked into their underwear? (Or anything else that is embarrassing to be seen in public)?

of course, wouldn’t you appreciate it if someone did that for you?

42. What’s your favorite joke?

my ex that couldn’t get it up LMAO. but no really; 

What kind of overalls does Mario wear? DENIM DENIM DENIM. 

43. Are you a dog person or a cat person?

both, but like...cats.

44. If you could be any animal, what animal would you be?

probably cat tbh.

45. What’s one show, movie, or book, you’re embarrassed to admit you enjoy?

none. i mean i get looks when i say i love cinderella but foh its what i ike, not anyone else.

46. How do you think your parents would describe you as a child?

troubled. they didn’t exactly help in the mental department tbh.

47. If you could go back to any age or time of your life, what age or time would it be?

i’d like to go back to when i was like 8, and this girl in my neighborhood made fun of my outfit. i had on red shorts with a pink and red and white floral top. she told me i looked better in darker clothes because of my ethnicity. i’d like to go back and thank her, because black is what i normally wear.. thanks to her. thank ya britney. 

48. What’s something you believe in that not everyone else does?

nothing, i am the see it to believe it type.

49. What’s one thing you would say that makes you unique from other people?

i look like i am the meanest person if you judge by my facial expressions.

50. What is one thing you feel your life is missing?

pure happiness, like always.