#ikevam napoleon

[weird-profiterole]

🎃 Happy Halloween 🎃

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[ifthiswingscouldfly]

Why I fell for Napoleon

TW⚠️: Don't read if you don't want to fell for him too😭😭.

1) His protective side

2) His sexy side

I'm going to make another post because this one is not enough 🥺❤

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Post Date: 15th/Jun/2023

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[austerlitzxwaterloo]

I saw a video with a little girl shouting her father's name and I was like "I know where it happened too" 🙈

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[lorei-writes]

Okay! Not sending this in the "I want you to write it way" unless you actually want to but more in the "I just have to share this because it's taking up too much brain space" kind of way.

Okay, so, Napoleon centred crack oneshot (extremely self indulgent so don't mind that) where mc takes all of the residents to Egypt for whatever reason because plot convenience and does not want Napoelon to come along because Egypt campaign and everything and, after a lot of bribery and a few tears and one mc because weak to puppy dog eyes, is convinced to let him come along under the condition that he needs to not fall out of a Tok tok (a three wheeled vehicle we have in Egypt that goes really fast because the drivers don't care about the speed limit) going as fast as possible around a roundabout (I do not recommend, I could not feel my legs for a solid few hours after doing this very same thing) and it's all just filled with a lot of screaming, a surprisingly proud mc because Napoleon isn't weak and would probably manage because he isn't an idiot (mostly) and ends with a weird kind of fluff where mc treats him to crepes and nice Egyptian desserts ✨

I promise that this makes sense in my head

Anyways, take care of yourself and remember to drink water and eat actual foods 💜✨

I hope you are aware that it's been almost TWO DAMN YEARS, but. But. I said I would. SO I FUCKING WILL.

Enter at your own risk.

Napoleon Gen Fic Crack

Content Warnings: none

Thoughts: also none

"No!" Mitsuki roars, quite unamused by the entire situation. Suitcases have been packed, Arthur has -- somewhat successfully -- managed to condition himself to deal better with sun (ah, those Englishmen and their sulky weather -- they do fry fast!), Sebastian has prepared a bathtub-worth of soothing lotion. Everything neatly in order, everything ready for them to depart. However, one obstacle remains. And he was not Bon a(bout) part(e)ing.

"No!" Mitsuki roars, quite unamused by the entire situation. Suitcases have been packed, Arthur has -- somewhat successfully -- managed to condition himself to deal better with sun (ah, those Englishmen and their sulky weather -- they do fry fast!), Sebastian has prepared a bathtub-worth of soothing lotion. Everything neatly in order, everything ready for them to depart.

However, one obstacle remains. And he was not Bon a(bout) part(e)ing.

"Mitsuki, I promise, I'll be good."

"EGYPT CAMPAIGN, 'LEON. EGYPT. CAMPAIGN."

"And Syria," Napoleon mutters, fiddling with his thumbs.

"Did you say anything?" she presses, positively ready to bite. (Reverse vampirism, if you will; or perhaps rabies -- that much is still unclear; vampire-transferred rabies?).

"I don't want to be --"

"You don't want to be?!"

"HOME ALONE!"

Oh, there it is again! And he is not even aware of all the risk of the potential thieves, and the seasonal-hallmark-movie-bestowed duty of having to meticulously set up ever-increasingly-ridiculous traps! What is there to complain about?!

Mitsuki groans.

Mitsuki gasps.

Mitsuki grabs her own head in her very own hands, and tears at her hair. At this rate, she'll either go white or bald. "FINE," she shouts. "COMTE. CREDIT CARD."

"... Ma cherie?"

"CASH."

"... Why?" Not that he is not ready to spoil her at any time, but now, this is a little abrupt.

"I need a toktok, a roundabout, an Egyptian driver, cushioned walls, and a glue trap. ON YESTERDAY."

Leonardo covers his mouth.

***

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [redacted] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [insert more "AAA"]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [some more "AAAAA", don't be shy]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[now in bold too]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[give Napoleon a wave!] AaaaAAAaaaaAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaAAAAA!," Napoleon shouts. Nevertheless, he bravely, heroically even clings to his seat. He can't feel his feet -- no, scratch that, his entire legs -- and his hands. For all he knows, his fingers may be bleeding. Or sweating. Both profusely. The experience is nothing like anything he has ever experienced before. Not even the attempted invasion on Russia.(Arguably because of the seasonal mismatch, but this poor narrator does not have enough credibility to judge that much).

And there he is. Victorious, at last.

Napoleon falls face-first into dust. Comte did not have enough time to introduce asphalt roads to XIX century France. (The construction crews were all booked until the end of July). He lifts his gaze, Mitsuki staring down at him with stern eyes.

"You pass," she sniffs, a singular crystal-clear and mountain-spring-cool tear rolling down from the corner of her eye. "Come now, we shall dine."

"Mitsuki?" Napoleon asks.

"Crepes first, 'Leon. The dessert comes last," Arthur shouts from below one hundred layers of sunscreen. Very well. If the ghost of the mansion says so, that must be the law.

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Tag List: @cilokgoang @violettduchess @pathogenic @fang-and-feather @kissmetwicekissmedeadly @tele86

I'd say I'm sorry, but I don't enjoy lying.

[xxsycamore]

Catboy Napoleon for neko day 😽 02/22

[princess-pray-a]

🍷NapoleonMoodBoard🍷

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[vvvavaaa]

I wonder if he would adopt his old posture when he is truly mad or something in the mansion.

[arthotsglasses]

Ayoo!'Tis I again, the crazy person who asked the Ikemen Suitors twerking.So my school just reopened the day you posted for the vote for which person to draw. I had a really bad day at school cuz it was a new one I'd just transferred to. Coming home to see a notification about you gonna draw seriously made my day. This was supposed to be a thankyou but now I wanna ask for more of there asses. Hope you'll be able to draw more of them twerking. Hope you recover soon. Have a great day!♥️♥️

Btw I forgot to say I loved Jean's ass (in the least perverted way possible). Again have a great day and get well soon. Lots of Love from me🥰

Ayyyy, hope you got used to the new school well! Glad Jean's sexy ass could help your day. SO I CAME BACK WITH ANOTHER, EXCEPT THIS TIME IT'S MOVING HAHAHAHA have fun here's a regular and fast speed lel (Napo back view was kinda hard cuz there was no ref... just his pants and boots idk man)

(omg 3 asks done in a week so proud of myself for getting it done XD)

If y'all want more of this with other suitors plz go ahead and send in them asks lol

tagging: @kissmetwicekissmedeadly @aquagirl1978

[snoot-boop]

So ikemen vampire 3rd anniversary event right

'Scuse me but, what are the special tickets for? Since the page it wants to take me to doesn't load in.

[rosaliekali]

Bringing back this glorious story.

[eileenfangirls]

GENERAL

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MANSIÓN COMTE

— Napoleón Bonaparte

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— Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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— Leonardo Da Vinci

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— Arthur Conan Doyle

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— Vincent Van Gogh

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— Theodorus Van Gogh

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— Osamu Dazai

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— Isaac Newton

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— Jean d’Arc

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— William Shakespeare

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— Comte de Saint-Germain

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— Sebastian

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— MC

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CASTILLO VLAD

— Vlad

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— Johann Georg Faust

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— Charles-Henri Sanson

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OTROS

— Serenity Fontaine (OC)

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I drew this so long ago that I actually forgot to post it 🙃

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Jean woke up and chose violence

[ifthiswingscouldfly]

Omg...😩🔥❤

Napoleon is on fire 🔥❤

Credit to @Cybired

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[pleasepushmeoffacliff]

There where too many characters to add in 1 pole, sorry.

[lorei-writes]

Ahhh it was so hard to decide what to ask for, Lorei!!! I love this event already, thanks for doing this!! 😭😭💗💗💗

Can I have Napoleon + cuddle? Thank you in advance!!

I'm really flustered seeing the response to the event. 😳 Thanks for the kind words! ~ <3

Napoleon x Reader Fluff Content Warnings: none

Rainy Day Cuddles

It is fairly dark outside for a day, sombre clouds lining the sky above. Your brows knit as you outstretch your legs. The seat mounted into the alcove is not a hard one, but you cannot seem to make yourself comfortable regardless of the fact. Goosebumps rise over your forearms, and so, you rub them with your hands.

Tap. Your attention turns towards the window. Tap, tap, tap, rain knocks onto it, perhaps asking to be invited to come and make itself a guest inside. You shake your head, but it continues on insisting, drops splashing against the pane.

Tap, but this time, it comes from downstairs. Plink. Clink. The knob turns, and soon, the staircase sighs... And continues on sighing... Until finally, you can see precisely why. Napoleon enters into the attic, a tray with two mugs on top held in his hands.

"Make some room for me," he says, a trace of playfulness lingering between the words. You do oblige, of course, although at first you do not understand why it is that he hands you the tray. You blink in confusion as Napoleon sits behind you, and when your back presses against his chest -- and most definitely, when he takes just one mug for himself.

"Are you waiting for the bear cub to wake up?" he nags, thus prompting you to laugh just a little bit.

"No, no." You take a sip, hot chocolate washing down your throat. "The cub is currently hibernating."

Napoleon hums in contentment as you lean into him... Perhaps he is surprised when you wrap yourself in his cape, although you can hardly tell, the window just barely catching the reflection of his face. Eventually, he sets his mug aside, his arms wrapping around your waist. His chin resting on top of your head, you both watch the panorama of Paris in the rain.

I completely failed at the "short headcanon" part of the event here. Oh well.

Love me, Love me, how would you love me?

[xxsycamore]

𝗖𝗮𝘁𝗯𝗼𝘆!𝐍𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐨𝐧 😼🐾

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► What if Napoleon was a catboy? Nyapoleon, if you will? Well here are some headcanons...! I originally wrote these a loong time ago but lost motivation, promised myself to post them for cat's day (02/22). Hope you enjoy! If when you're done reading those some other headcanon comes to mind...I'd be more than happy to see... 👉👈

Napoleon Bonaparte x MC • rating: G • wordcount: 1,015 • masterlist

What if Napoleon rose from the dead, not ONLY as a demi-vampire…but also as a demi-cat catboy, as well?

Aside from the pointy fangs in his mouth, Napoleon finds additional inhuman traits on his new body…

A svelte, tar-black tail, fur short and velvety to the touch, curls in the form of a question mark as he stares at the mirror - similarly, a pair of cat ears point sharply upwards in attention.

What were you expecting, of course Catboy Napo has little tuffs of white hair at the tips of his ears! It matches his hairstyle!

Touching them in curiosity with half-folded fist, Napoleon inspects them as they give a small twitch. This is new…

He thinks it's just that. Just like how his bloodthirst hasn't kicked in, hence him being a demi-vampire, maybe his cat traits are, too, just for decoration. Wrong!

There is a rumor among the mansion residents that his eyes appear to "glow" in the dark, reflecting light just as any cat's can do…

Why do you think he loves the garret so much? The little room situated in the attic is perfect for him: the alcove is a high spot with limited room, big enough just for him to curl up and have a nap there.

The reason why he sleeps in so late is because he loves the quiet hours of the night when even the merriest of the residents go to sleep.

He feels more energetic during the night, which works perfectly with him as he frequently takes gigs as a bodyguard at balls around Paris.

Comte's mansion is full of expensive decorations and antics with rich history just like himself, if not older than him. It's a shame when he accidentally knocked off an ornate vase once, breaking it into dozens of pieces. Who placed it so close to the edge of the table, anyway? And worse: why did it feel good to knock it off?

Having acquired a tail, Napoleon is suddenly provided with extra balance that comes in handy in his sparring sessions. That makes him a tough opponent for Jean, but it's also making his fellow soldier less warry of hurting him.

Cats love horses, Napo loves horses.

The mansion's oh-so-thoughtful butler, Sebastian, has a whole section of his diary dedicated to Napoleon's catboy-ness, frequently sharing the little things he learns about the former emperor with the man himself, ready to help him in his journey of exploring his new body. One of the pages begins with, "Today Monsieur Napoleon hissed at me as I tried to wake him up."

He actually comes to you if you minou-minou-minou at him! (french for ps-ps-ps)

His favorite food is crepes, right? Why? Because it often has whipped cream in it? His diet suddenly involves a lot of dairy products among other foods that would suit a feline's palate.

The course of his days changes as a girl enters through the door, all the way from the 21st century. Being made her personal bodyguard led to an adventure involving lots of both bickering and laugher… and love.

MC's scream fills the entire mansion one morning as she finds a catboy curled up at the feet of her bed. A freshly slapped-across-the-face, tail-between-his-legs Napoleon pouts, ears flopping on his sidies. "Your bed shouldn't be so comfortable if you don't want me sleeping in it, Nunuche."

With MC's arrival , Napoleon's world is turned upside down yet again. Having come to terms with his new body only somewhat, falling inlove with a human girl reminded him of how unhuman he was now. Fortunately, love turned out stronger than even his stubbornness, and despite, ermmm, certain events that took place soon after, it all turned out good for them in the end.

That same sequence of events saw him becoming a full-fledged lesser vampire… but what about his other nature?

His instincts unfurled tenfold. Sharper senses now see him recognizing MC's steps with crazy accuracy, enough to tell when she returns home from her shopping trips… in addition, he's ready to welcome her at the door with remarkable speed as well, as result of his body being flexible and sturdy.

It's a show of affection towards the person you love if you suddenly want to nuzzle against them! It totally has nothing to do with being a catboy, and that's totally not Napoleon being in denial.

And MC doesn't find it odd or anything, oh no. She's lucky to have such a cute chaton all to herself, she wonders what would happen if she gives him some pets…?

Purring. Purring happens.

The first time it's devastating for Napoleon. He's flushed silly at the bizarre low sound escaping his throat uncontrollably. It's embarrassing. He doesn't know how to stop it, and worse of all, he wants more. He feels fully at ease when she pets him, when he's in her company, when he receives her love… if he could play cool and save his skipping heartbeat to himself up until now, from hereon there is evidence of his being utterly down bad for MC.

He obediently lays his head on her lap for more pets. Just experimentally, until he has this purring business figured out. She finds it adorable: he loves making her happy; it feels good; he starts to give in… soon he's cheeky about it.

"I only purr like that for you, Nunuche… you make me feel so comfortable. Don't stop. Let me lay on your lap all afternoon."

Sunbaths? Sunbaths. He knows a spot. *takes MC to that one field*

Just a lot of napping on her, everywhere, even during her chores…

Cue MC having a lot of those "help I can't stand up ever again, nope" moments

To sum it up: Napoleon as a catboy is loving, sleepy, curious, slick and flexible, cheeky and wanting to be pet constantly, purring loudly… What is there not to love?

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