#ikidyounot

[bartbillen]

Gerecht2 #makreel met (#ikidyounot) saus van #makreelsperma #dimdining #antwerpen #antwerp #anvers #onemichelinstar #etoilemichelin #michelinster @dimdining wat een restaurant samen met L’Air du temps en Cuchara de heilige drievuldigheid van Belgische innovatieve restaurants: maw #vautledetour (bij Dim Dining) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjuoTiiMU6A/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[loudst0rm]

I used to take nudes with my dsi

[spiritualpuzzleshipper]

Got a new keychain today! Now I have mu #yugiohduelmonsters OTP and my #yugiohzexal OTP together! I iz so happy 😍 #yugioh #Ilovealltheseries #keyshipping #puzzleshipping #yamixyugi #atemuxyugi #astralxyuma #theyarethesameshipIswear #Ikidyounot! #Ilovetheseboys #andmyspiritlikeboys #astralisanalienIguessthoughonlyumacanseehim #atleastintheseasonIamon #stilllovehim #andatemuofcourse #amiamimail #yugiohmail https://www.instagram.com/p/BwnojcxgiZU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kfmuhcfmmjeg

[almcfoster]

💯 It's crazy how I feel so right at home in ANY hood, in ANY country, in ANY culture, where English is not even a "second" language... 🤷🏾‍♂️😎⭐️ What does that say??? P.S.  I just finished helping Mama Valeria hang out laundry on a clothes line with clothes pins! I ain't never done that sh*t...  😳❤️ #humbled (swipe to see my handywork) #GlobalCitizen  🌏 #GoodInTheHood #MadLoveNuffRespect #CantShowFacesThough #MyPhotogtapherHasAGatInHisWaist #IKidYouNot #EasyLivin #TooBlessedToBeStressed #GodGotMe https://www.instagram.com/p/CeykD_hOx1r/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[herphotos]

#ikidyounot https://www.instagram.com/p/CHqbrxaBWh68qAc5LfP4elsOlj9H6jOgcyTDbw0/?igshid=vshdoyehtovn

[jecepede]

Oh my, a #C64 game where you are a pigeon named #Percy. It is named #PottyPigeon and you need to build a nest from twigs you collect. For extra points you can, and I am not making this up, #Defecate on cars!!! #Retro #RetroComputing #RetroGaming #RetroGame #Commodore #Commodore64 #C64c #IKidYouNot https://www.instagram.com/p/CECUmi7gjyo/?igshid=zsf5f09v42lg

[gabyglifestyle]

#ladiesandgentlemen #igiveyouthrmurderpornets #theyrecomingtogetyoubarbara #ikidyounot aka #ladyg #hypocrites #gangofdespicables #hypocriticalmuch (at Carmel, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBKAzTWA-JGxIq5plpJuFsdkqacIqxiZhXIlRM0/?igshid=1htwpyirw6jss

[angelheartcottage]

I sat reading...nose in my book, & realized that the light was different. It was pink...the sky, water...my whole world here was pink. Strangest most beautiful thing. Then even stranger & more beautiful was the Peach Melba Sky that followed. Shades of peach & raspberry sherbet. Completely took my breath away. #thechroniclesoffarnia #thingssoamazeme #makemagic #becurious #discover #look #sunset #color #pink #light #sky #water #clouds #reflection #ikidyounot #unbelievable #breathtaking #beautiful https://www.instagram.com/p/B2DuqNAgCEy/?igshid=1l23vfblhdqgz

[lizabug23]

#ikidyounot #family https://www.instagram.com/p/B0Jd_hClm9SXd8He4tNNaS7a1TPbw6as-Tywtw0/?igshid=1x2tmsl2w8hat

[sociallyawkward18]

Pringles running out!!! 😂😂😂😂 #IKidYouNot #ITookThePicMyself #IAmShook #iAlmostShutDollarGeneralDown

[speed-bi-demon]

I’ve been to Padua to see Kasabian live. I was in the first line. During L.S.F, Tom got in front of me and I did the gesture of a blow job. He saw me, and he did the thing with his fingers, the cunnilingus thing, to me. He did it several times, and at the end of the show, he and Serge sat at the edge of the stage; Tom pointed at me and did the cunnilingus thing one more time, I did the blow job, and they both laughed like the bastards they are. I think I’m really in love with Tom Meighan. And I want him to lick my cunt.

[garlands-evergreen]

April 2021

Some of my neighbors exchanged eggs with me, and had thoughts about the egg hunt that has been going on all week. They too seemed to have grown begrudgingly accustomed to them...

[bytheanchor]

@amillixnvoices​​ sent ♞ for a random generated starter and got:

Isabelle gets amnesia and forgets everything about Clary. ikidyounot

                                                        “I realize I’m supposed to know you,” and Isabelle suspected there was a lot more that her brothers were telling her about this, both due to their faces when they told her, and the face of the girl in front of her NOW, “but I’m sorry, I still have no idea who you are.” 

All she knew was she had woken up in the infirmary two days ago, battered and feeling like she’d been run over by a horde of horses, and Jace and Alec had both been there. They’d told her she’d been out hunting with Clary and pushed her away from a strike from a rogue warlock, and got injured in the process. That’d been when she’d asked them who exactly WAS Clary, and why had she risked her own life for a girl she didn’t know. They had stopped talking, and done that annoying thing they did sometimes, where they talked through glances, as parabatai did, and immediately told her she was just some new shadowhunter that had been training at Institute with them.

Isabelle was confused. She was even more confused as to why she remembered everything else BUT the girl. She looked her up and down now, trying to trigger anything, any kind of memory flash, or response. It wasn’t like the girl was unremarkable. On the contrary. She was the kind of girl that could make even Isabelle feel inferior, all delicate bone structure, fiery wild hair, and an almost ethereal pixie look. She was also inclined to think that they were probably close at some point, from how delicately her brothers had treated this, saying she’d meet the other when she was feeling better and out of bed, which had happened just this morning.

“Were we friends?” Would she omit things from her too?

[n1outdoors]

It’s hard to think of a better FIRST tile to pull in scrabble than this one! #IKidYouNot #ThisJustHappened #N1outdoors https://www.instagram.com/p/BrQLx5yFtTE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lfv2b4njszoe

[grunkleshirleytemple]

there was this one time i said something about how i wasn’t having a good day and this girl was like atleast it’s wednesday! and i was like no what it’s monday and she started crying

[pmstuff212]

Dachshund Day at Washington Square Park #ikidyounot #youngones #oldones #fancyones #tiredones #somewithshortlegs #dachshund #dachshundsofinstagram #washingtonsquarepark #newyorkcity #thevillage (at Washington Square Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/BomjvTpBeLl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qlv34so82f6g