#im a simp for hot villains with grey morals

[klaroline-overdose]

New trashy Klaroline and Darklina AU crossover fanfiction drop

So here's the thing, since Shadow and Bone premiered on Netflix I got a little obsessed with all the Klaroline and Darklina parallels.

It got into the point that I even started a crossover crack fanfic Klaroline X Darklina.

I wrote this for my personal scenarios and fun, so I won't be posting on fanfiction.net or AO3. I've never read the grisha books and I completely ignore the originals show existence and its characters, except for Davina and Marcel ofc.

It's not beta proofed, but it's 21k long and i don't know if I ever will be able to finish it due to work.

THAT BEING SAID, I think it's a hilarious old tvd Klaus x Caroline fic and the interactions with Alina x Darkling are just pure gold so that's why I'm sharing with you. Here's the link for reading it. Don't take it serious, it's purely for entertainment.

Tldr: Bonnie uses a crazy spell to stop Mikael and it causes Klaus and Caroline to be taken to the grishaverse.

@howeverlongs Paula my love I tried really hard to finish it and because of your support as usual I'm putting it here. Hope you have fun 💗

If you guys have any problems with the link let me know!

[spacedustmantis]

Heartless Headcanons

Characters and story by @abd-illustrates / @abd-illustrates-art

cw: lots of swearing

soo, i’m highkey obsessed with these characters and i would like to thank alex for creating and sharing them with us.

also, i have thoughts

- first of all, heartless is aro/ace and you can’t change my mind

- river struggles with feelings of guilt a lot, especially after she learns how to fight properly. she doesn’t let that stop her from kicking ass though. she learns how to render someone defenseless without hurting them too badly

- not really a headcanon, bc i guess it’s confirmed (?) but eira and internalized homophobia!!!

- bandy is going to get a redemption arc because he’s morally grey and also hot

- someone mentioned alchemy x river once and i haven’t been able to get it out of my head since

- river being the only one that can make alchemy flustered without even realizing 

- alchemy starting to hang out and watch river train with flint, because they just love watching her body move and spin and they are impressed every single time... flint getting fed up with alchemy’s quips and sarcastic remarks, so he lets river practice a move on them (they didn’t get hurt, but river still felt bad). after that alchemy stays silent 

- river being the only one that alchemy doesn’t flirt with because they are too scared to do so (wow! alchemy is scared of something?! ~ heartless after finding out)

- everyone in the group being the mom friend when it comes to heartless and they wouldn’t hesitate to kick whatever ass they have to kick to protect him

- the doppels being the impersonation of the cocky idiot/anxious idiot dynamic 

- obviously flint and eira are gay married at the end but it takes a lot of angst to get there

- the doppels have a garnet/ruby rider -esce arc where they get fed up with each other and don’t talk to each other for a while only to find that they do love each other and become really close again, but are now better equipped to communicate their feelings

- he/they heartless and bandy? yes, absolutely

- creed is a scary bastard. like, i know that fandoms love to simp for the villains, but this guy is out for blood, guys! stop romanticizing murderers

- alchemy 100% adopted heartless. i don’t know the ages of the characters, but i also don’t care. im convinced that heartless doesn’t know how to handle his powers in a way that doesn’t hurt him (at least not at first) and alchemy who has  experience with magic and it’s drawbacks saw this little guy regularly passing out and thought not on my watch

- heartless and flint both have adhd. heartless is a lot more all over the place, flint uses physical stuff (like punching the shit out of a punching bag, or running) to cope. 

- heartless struggles a lot with emotional disregulation and depends heavily on his friends reassuring him that he’s a good person. additionally (kinda canon already) his energy levels are either really high or really low (i don’t really know how i feel about this, bc of the in-canon explanation for this... oh well)

- flint has problems with rsd (rejection sensitive dysporia), but learns how to open up to others as part of his character arc. also forgetful as all hell. when he can’t work out he uses fidget toys (or whatever similar thing exists in the universe)

- yes, lance does flirt with eira, but it’s not hot or cute it’s menacing and lance does it because he knows how uncomfortable or even painful it is for eira bc he gets pleasure out of seeing others in pain bc he’s a sick fuck (i hate lance as a person but as a character he’s brilliant)

- heartless doesn’t get energy from eating, but he still eats the most out of the bunch

- hearless sings in the shower. he’s not really good, but his singing voice is beautiful and the others love listening to him. once alchemy complimented him on his singing and he got really flustered because he didn’t think they could hear him (i don’t know in what kind of world heartless is set, but if there’s showers then this is canon in my mind) (also yes they do all live together)

- doppel 1 is a really good actor and a quick thinker, making him incredible at improv

- flint is really smart sometimes, but tends to be extremely clueless all of the time (especially concerning his relationship with eira)

- he’ll give you a perfectly planned out battle plan and then forget about birds for a whole day

- alchemy is so used to performing and pretending that they have an incredibly hard time opening up (me projecting my mental health issues onto fictional characters? never)

- heartless can’t keep plants alive (for obvious reasons) and he’s just so sad about it

- river used to be a pushover until she got out of an abusive relationship (why am i giving all of these fictional people so many issues???)

so im probably gonna keep adding stuff, but that’s it for the moment folks

[simpingforthisonedeer]

who are your top ten black clover characters and ships? talk about them! -tat!

Tat? I just woke up and I don’t know who you are so please forgive me tat if I already know you but if I actually don’t, then nice to meetcha! Thank you for this interesting ask! I didn’t know people were interested in my thoughts or what I had to say sakjdhksj

I don’t have too many ships because Black Clover is mainly action so it is focused on that. I don’t ship any of the underage characters because they are all children who are busy saving the world and the adult characters such as the Captains(except Yami and Charlotte) and the Wizard King are all too busy with work and saving their kingdom and the world. They have no time for romance as of now. But, BC is going to be as long or even longer than One Piece according to Tabata so there is hope for everyone ;)

I’ve ordered this list from the bottom to the top so I hope you don’t mind 👹

10. William Vangeance

Look, if I was in the BC universe, what he did would be unforgivable to me. Instead of not enabling his most dearest friend to commit genocide, he leaves it up to him and the person he respects the most to fight to the death so he wouldn’t have to decide. Like who in their right minds would stand aside if their closest friend wanted to commit genocide for something that happened 500 years ago?

I was initially really upset with William but after a while, I started liking his character. Usually when people are like “I like this so-and-so character because they are flawed,” I would be like please🙄 but William is the first character I have ever truly liked for being flawed. Like this man loved Patri so much that he was willing to let people die. Not that it’s a good thing but you get what I mean. But at the same time, just as much he loved, he knew it was wrong so it was an impossible choice for him and I absolutely love that about him. But keep in mind, if he was an actual person I knew, my opinion would be waaaaaay different.

9. Zara Ideale

This man is badass as all hell like cmon. First commoner to become a magic knight??? That’s freaking amazing😎😎😎 and the way he kept a smile on his face despite everyone underestimating him and beating him down? Very respectable😎 The way he was an amazing, single father and a role model to Zora? That’s hot 😎 And the way he inspired my man Julius? Freaking iconic😎

8. Mereoleona Vermillion

She is simply a hot woman with a rough side, an OP character and an amazing leader. What more can I say 🙈🙈🙈

7. Finral Roulacase

I love his character because he is trying so hard to get better for Finnese’s sake. I mean he isn’t doing too good of a job but he is first gaining confidence in himself and I could clearly see a realistic difference in him. I personally don’t ship him with Finesse unless I see them bond more tbh but this is going to be a looooong story so there may be space for development there.

6. Grey x Gauche

Look, I don’t like Gauche because of his sister complex. It’s played off as a joke way too many times and I find it icky but the teased ship between him and Grey seems realistic and nice to me. Like he could help Grey build up her confidence and Grey could teach him what it is to love another person. Ships that build each other up make me go uwu asjkdhakjsd

5. Klaus Lunettes

I absolutely adore Klaus because this man is the prime example of hope for the next generation. He is a noble who was initially derisive of Asta and Yuno because they were peasants but now he actually loves and respects them. This is how the next generation should be. Nobles shouldn’t only learn to tolerate commoners and peasants but actually respect and even love them as well.

I especially like for his Klaus’s love and concern for Asta and find it incredibly wholesome and endearing. He is an amazing friend and actually voices his concerns if any of them are about to do something stupid unlike someone askjdaks

4. Charlotte Roselei

Charlotte is a badass woman and with the way she is written, just because she is in love, didn’t mean that she was any less than her position as Magic Knight Captain. What I mean is that she wasn’t reduced to a woman in love with Yami and actually has her moments where she gets to shine and im not going to spoil anything but she’s doing amazing in the manga and I’m cheering for her 😎

3. Fuegoleon Vermillion

Ok, I know I don’t talk about him as much but I really love his character because he inspires other people like Asta and Noelle and is a great magic knight captain. His character and the way he holds himself also reminds me of Erwin from AoT asdhakdkfsjk. Him and his fire magic and salamander are badass as hell and he also makes for an amazing leader. I genuinely like seeing him being all authoritative and it’s a nice contrast from Julius’ passive attitude. If Julius wasn’t Wizard King, it would be him.

2. Yami Sukehiro

Who in their right minds don’t like Yami Sukehiro? Like he is such a freaking dad to the rest of the squad and he has such amazing fight scenes and his spell, “Dimension Slash?” Freaking amazing like when he got trapped in the Dream World, I knew he was going to use that spell and it was so freaking cool. Not only that, he pushes everyone around him to be better and to surpass their limits. I like his constant presence and he makes for some really funny moments with his dry humor XD

1. Julius Novachrono

IM LITERALLY JULIUS NOVACHRONO BRAINROT AHGDKJSHDJKSFJKSH ITS IN MY NAME I SIMP FOR THIS MAN AND THIS MAN ONLY SO FREAKING MUCH AHSKAJSNJKA 

Ok, so besides the fact that this man is HOT AS FUCK He’s also very sweet and when he nerds about magic it’s the most adorable thing in the world. In the beginning, I thought he may be a villain because he was too good to be true. But that was up until when he obliterated the Midnight Sun at their hideout I just went🥵🥵🥵 look I thought he was a passive character BUT GAH DAYUM the way he looked at patri like boi whatchu doin🤨 he was so bored during that fight like LAWD HAVE MERCY

I’m so sorry anon but you should’ve expected this from my hoe ass

I also love OP characters and I also happened to like time a lot. Like I am a massive Doctor Who fan and I’m a whole physics nerd and I’ve always been fascinated by Time, Gravity and Space among other things so of course I love Julius🥰🥰

I like how there are small details for his time spells like the fact that his Chronostasis spell only brings time to a near stop because completely stopping time would stop the movement of particles and instantly freeze and kill the person. AJSDJLKASJD I’ll stop nerding now(never👹)

Oh god, when I get to True Time Magic in my fic😩 light, time and gravity in the backdrop of magic got me shaking

He’s very charming and has good morals which is a big point in his favor but he’s also such a dad?? He takes Yami and William and basically raises them in their crucial years(teenage is pretty crucial right? I think so🤔) I don’t have daddy issues but GAH DAYUM HE FINE

I know he’s a kid and all that now but knowing Tabata, it’s because if he actually died, things would all go to shit real fast and I believe he would age up in some way or maybe actually grow up gradually and not die again(fingers crossed TvT) and actually contribute to the plot more😩 give me the grown up Julius, Tabata 👹👹👹

I mean if Tabata made the right decisions with his story, he would show Julius become less and less of a centrist in the name of character development and let him lose👀👀