#im cackling truly

[merchenary]

surprise, probably an accident <: probably

THE TEXT CAUGHT HIM OFF GUARD —-— but it’s not something you’ll find him complaining about. in fact, he’s doing quite the opposite. he’s practically DROOLING at the sight. his back is pressed against the bricks in the alley. half mumbling to himself as he types out his response. “ — oh gepard. ”

[ text ] bored tonight?

[ text ] seems like someone misses me ;)

[ text ] try and find me and maybe i can help!

[jaarijani]

my favorite thing is when i go into the k tag and everyone is screaming how much they hate him

[morgana-ren]

You guys want to see one of the comments of all time about Baldur's Gate?

Guess where it's from.

It's on Gribbo's page. You know. Gribbo. That little nymph Gribbo. GRIBBO.

[accio-victuuri]

2 photos of WYB and the memes generated are endless 😂😂😂

source

[depressedraisin]

so i dug up this short story eric bogosian had written for an anthology titled "the heroin chronicles" in 2013 and---

[todayisafridaynight]

rgg releasing pirate majima game on my birthday of all days is so. 🙄🙄🙄 we get it you’re desperate for attention.

NOT THE PFP CHANGE P L E A S E IM NOT TRYNA HEAR BOUT ATTENTION ICHI EODSNKSSK

[hechose]

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[gideongrovel]

I've heard his like character song already,,, but i just found this other one he sings and uuuuuuuuh,,,,,,,,,,

[fideosfelices]

My son is so upset now that Kawahira showed up because he expected him to be an old grandpa and not "SO HANDSOME", as he keeps yelling towards the TV 😂

[jeetlebeetle]

Now imagine this… Lilith as female Hanako, and Alastor as Male Yashiro Nene… 🤣💀

A new au!! 🤩

I LOVE TBHK so im going rabid with this— i feel like Alastor would be more similar to Pilot Yashiro from vol. 0, where she asks Hanako to kill her ex-boyfriend😂😂😂

Alastor waltzing into the restroom to ask the ghost haunting it to kill Vox is so fucking funny to me KSNRJFJFKEKW— though somehow things go awry and Alastor has a similar moment in vol. 1 where he’s like “screw you lady, i’ll just kill him MYSELF—!” With the help of some magic item / totem that he swiped from her. Shenanigans ensue and instead of getting turned into a fish because of the Queen of Mermaids (Goddess of Mermaids? I cant remember) he gets turned into a deer / given deer features instead by like, the forest god Pan or smthg— just to keep his deer theme in canon going 😂😂

Also Rosie would be Aoi because theyre both bad bitches and Alastor needs her as his bestie in every Au i dont make the rules i just enforce them—

(TBHK AU for tagging purposes :-) )

[3416]

"no one is going to work defending domi to this degree" unfortunately wrong! i stand by rick & domes. have a nice day/evening.

bro what

[redrocketpanda]

I know people voted for the buddy daddy's short fics (which are being planned), but I got consumed with this Kunichi idea on Friday and now I must torture myself over it until its finished bc I deserve Kunichi content

I came up with a banging (literally) outline but the actual fleshed out content is trickling out annoyingly slowly. I am making progress though and should be able to finish it in the next few days if my brain cooperates

[bunnyb34r]

Lmaoooooo the visit was cancelled AGAIN

This bitch has cancelled literally 7 times now since I started working there. She has not shown up ONCE. Only one time did we ACTUALLY have a visit but it was like the tier directly below her of corporate

Yeah fuck you I'm never working over for a visit ever again lmao 3x I got burned I'm done 🤗💕

[krakenshaped]

Hmmmm... Heroshipping brainrot.

[todayisafridaynight]

in an ideal world mine wasn't declared dead in 2009 and sawashiro didnt go to jail and they got to do the tojo security company's taxes together

[mayflwr]

@starlitmultiverse asked: "Aunt May...Listen... I understand you're still looking for people to date, but you could have easily picked somebody that dOESN'T WANT ME DEAD!" - A very distressed Peter

"Hey, hey! He doesn't want you dead, dead! At least not anymore!" A pause. Did Otto really want Peter dead? Or was it more of wanting to stop a constant teenage interruptor?

"Er, I'm like 85% sure he doesn't. I just think you need to realize that when a man and a woman like each other very much, there sometimes needs to be some alone time...without you."