#im fuckin def

[fizzierolli]

I'm tryin' to fight here, ya out of your fuckin' mind?

Yes!

[pepperpixel]

“Can't remember when we walked past the O.R. sign!

(sur-ger-y!)

Can't remember passing out with her hand in mine!

(my-my-mind!!!!)

I remember waking up with my mind repaired.

(A-OK! ^^)

I remember when I realized, she wasn't there...”

Amnesia was her name….. is. so. horrifically. sadly fitting for these two in literally every single line. And I’m gonna NEED ALL OF U GUYS TO GO LISTEN TO IT NOW OK… THIS ISNT A DRILL GO GO GO GO!!!

Anyway… uhh. the fact Betty “blessed” this guy to like. An eternally long lifespan w THIS FUCKED UP OF A MENTAL STATE IS SO SCREWED UP GHGH- Like poor Simon god damn…! u kno he’d rather just keep on not sorting out his baggage and trauma forever too cuz it’d be too complicated… too much… force him to admit things about himself and about BETTY that he really really doesn’t want to… better to just leave it all unexamined.. pack it all into lil boxes so he can just try to ignore it and pretend it doesn’t exist… HE GOTTA LIVE FOREVER W IT THO… *ME BANGING ON SIMONS DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING*: “SIMON U GOTTA ACCEPT URSELF!!!! LOVE URSELF!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE N ACCEPT EVEN THE “BAD” PARTS OF URSELF!!!! SIMON PLEASE!!!!! SIMON EVEN PPL WHO LOVE YOU AND WHO YOU LOVE CAN HURT YOU!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE IT!!! ACKNOWLEDGE THE HURT AND ACKNOWLEDGE UR FEELINGS!!!! AND URSELF!!!!! SIMON!!!!” anyway… gGHGH YEA, SRRY. SIMON PETRIKOVS MENTAL ILLNESSES MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM GONNA EXPLODE. ANYWAY HAVE SOME ART. W a bunch of diff versions cuz I’m indecisive!

[hoodzgyal]

GIRL OVE MISSED YOU GN. also yes. dominican jason.

cries cries cries cries cries i missed u too beloved

im gonna throw up he’s so fine ???????????? he’s such a man ughhhh so yummy wtf

he never leaves the house without his gold chain on. he code switches like a mf, loves speaking in spanglish slang just to see how much of it you pick up on.

his voice is so much warmer when he speaks in his native tongue, the gravel and grit in his voice seeming to wash away when he says things like, “dame la… fuckin’ uh,remote, princesa.”

[gentleeclipsey]

Random Skyrim Jackie concept :3 I'll definitely draw more of her, she's way too fuckin cute not to qwq

Speculation below for all my fellow Skyrim nerds:

She's from a continent aside from Tamriel, I was thinking Atmora but the lore states that it's an uninhabitable frozen wasteland. It's still possible she comes from there, as she's still a troll; albeit a very distant cousin of the trolls of Tamriel. Granted, the harsh winters of Skyrim do little to penetrate her thick ass coat of silky fluff! Anyone who pets the big beast can agree: soft, warm, smooth, and silky.

It's likely she found some way off the continent as a young fluffer, finding her way into Skyrim before or around the start of ES5, as an older fluffer. She's no Dragonborn, of course, she's a giant fluffy troll, but she absolutely LOVES food!

Cheese, bread, stews, wild berries, flowers, healthy meat, good bones, fish, I can't tell you how much she cried tasting sweetness for the first time. She loves moths and torchbugs, soft furs, I think she uses an illusion amulet gifted to her by an old mage to appear as a Breton or Imperial, otherwise, without it, big floofer. Sometimes she'll take long trips to the sea, catch wild fish and crabs for food.

She'd possibly have herself a nice cottage, one she found abandoned in Falkreath or Solitude, she grows food there, and wants to learn magic as well should the day ever come her amulet gives out on her. Despite being a troll, she's very friendly, and lacks the territorial nature of her cousins, it may have to do with possibly growing up totally alone on Atmora...

[buggbuzz]

lemonade leak just updated so we are celebrating with another bit of art!!! i was gonna wait to post til my account got unshadowbanned but screw it here we go

(fanart of the lemonade leak by @turtleinsoup!!!)

[o-i-w-u]

OKAY so theres context if you watch the "Eclipse gets TRAPPED?!" Video for the Eclipse and Puppet show

Anyways, have this screenshot i too

LAMAOKAOKSKMDFO

[lovelyrotter]

yknow i love transmasc/tboy dirk always and forever but the way some ppl treat transmascness vs transfemmeness in HS's narrative........kinda sucks. like the whole thing about how being transfeminine is a literal transient experience and lets the character in question (any character) truly escape the oppression of HS's narrative-as-a-character which is patriarchal and toxic (lord english, hussie-the-character to an extent. i guess. idk ive seen a lotta ppl lump SI-hussie in w/ this), which is great and does hold weight as an analytical lens esp with how hussie irl is nonbinary. but where does this leave transmasc characters. why are we treating (headcanoned) transfemme HS characters like this and then tbh gleefully dooming (headcanoned) transmasc characters to eternal narrative suffering brought by LE and then mocking them for being ''gross tboys'' full of ''icky testorerone'' so its their fault theyre in this perpetual torment really? because they ''''chose to be a man''''? dunno man its starting to feel bad. especially since some bnf's who are really into this fan theory do actually kinda treat the general idea of transmasculinity like somthing to hold with tongs at arms length away from them. as if its alien or infectous or something and then get really mad when equally dysphoric transmascs do the same with feminity. why are we dooming dirk strider to eternal toxic-masculine suffering and what does that say about how we treat real life transmasc folks both in and outside of the fandom

[solarpunkani]

hot solarpunk take ive been thinking about off and on all day

i don't like joey santore/the crime pays botany doesn't guy.

i don't hate him. i just absolutely cannot sit through more than 5 minutes of his videos without getting fuckin dizzy.

also i know he's not the head of the 'if you don't know the latin names of everything in your garden if not your neighborhood if not your state then you're a hashtag fake native plant enthusiast' train but he's like lowkey the face of it for me so i get frustrated just hearing about the guy

[majimassqueaktoy]

Saejima and his prison crew still meeting up sometimes to have dinner and beers and maybe a tabletop role play is a head canon that I simply think is very cute.

[whatyoutaughtwasfear]

so like. do we have thoughts about the “spacial distribution” puzzle and the cover of the book being the same symbols?

[spotsupstuff]

I don't know how tall your versions of iterators's puppets are, but sometimes I remember that, according to the developers, they're somewhere around 2-3 feet tall (if I'm not mistaken). Anyway, I remembered it now when I was scrolling through your "NSH incident", and it was so funny to imagine a crowd of people going crazy over a fictional creature half their height. O tempora, o mores! (/lh)

DSALKVSDMALKCMSDKLGSLKDAMCKLSDMKLSDCMLKSDGKJ IN CANON COMPLIMENTING FORM IT WAS LIKE THAT FUCKIN SIMS BREAKDANCING CAT MEME BUT WITH A STRIPPER TWIST OH GOD i'm just imagining this

[skeletons-in-ur-closet]

if theres any psychologists in the chat: how often do hallucinations need to happen before i worry about them

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

[fatcowboys]

tonsillectomy has fucked my sleep schedule and also I am craving every food under the SUN rn but won't be able to enjoy most of them for like another week I have list of foods I'm gonna eat once I'm able to

[todayisafridaynight]

thinking of the very likely possibility there are true crime channels in the rgg universe and one (1) person has probably looked into masato's ''''''death'''''. for shits and giggles of course.

[waywardsalt]

i made this a few months ago for a discord and i figured i might as well share it here too