#im going to chew ny hand off

[kredensik]

the PROOOOOBLEM with colin or rather MY PROBLEM with colin is that i knew he was gonna be wildly popular along with deli from the first ep. i was like oh yeah people are gonna ship them and i’m gonna get sick of it so fucking fast. WHAT I DIDN’T account for were lou wilson and zac oyama, who are incredible players. zac with his little tasty one liners of “no secret is worth this” and “you know what i mean” WHILE COVERED IN QUEENS BLOOD and lou with his quick violence and no talking and killing that poor fungi guy.

[chaos-grimlin]

Hi author, this is a rather strange request , but still. Can you please do Stu macher and Billy Loomis with a female reader. Billy decides to take a break from the relationship, Stu agrees with him saying they need to cool down a bit. The reader was upset, but after a while she realized that she was much better off without them . About a week later, Billy and Stu are invited to a party where y/n was. They see her with a new boyfriend who turns out to be her best friend. She tells them that she wasn't happy in her relationship with them, the relationship was killing her, but from the beginning she didn't realize it, but after this pause she realized that she was not happy, but happy with the new boyfriend and asks them not to spoil anything. I apologize for the errors in the text, English is not my native language.

Ah! Hi anon!! Sorry it took forever to get to this BUT here it is!! I hope you like it!!! Also you didnt clarify if it was another friend other then in the friend group, but you didnt So ima make us get with someone in the friend group❤❤

Not how it was suppost to go (Billy loomis and Stu macher x female reader )

^^^3rd person P.O.V^^^

At first, everything between the three seemed fine. Their relationship seemed picture perfect, but, behind closed doors, it was just sex.

Every other day if one of the boys were horny they'd have their way with her till her legs were weak, so that was all she knew.

She thought that they loved her and this was their weird way of showing it.

At first it was more then sex, but Billy and Stu got bored of her. Her beauty never made their hearts flutter anymore.

"Hey Stu come here" Billy hissed out as he leaned agaisnt the door frame of Stus house.

Stu looked up at Billy and nodded. "Ill be backkkk" Stu said to Y/n in a sing song voice.

Y/n let out a forced giggle as Stu pulled himself from her hands and walked off, leaving her alone in the cold living room.

A sigh escaped her lips as her hands gripped onto the soft fabric of the couch. Her eyes scanning over every inch of his fancy living room, the same living room that they had fucked her in not to long ago.

"Stu.." Billu said in a hushed tone as he pulled Stu away and into the kitchen.

"Hm?" Stu hummed out as he snatched an apple from his counter and bit into it.

"I think we should leave Y/n" Billy said, crossing his arms with a stone cold look plastered onto his face.

Stu stopped chewing on his Apple and looked at Billy as if he was stupid.

"Why?" Stu huffed out with a mouth full. "Its nothing but sex and heh im damn sure not attracted to her personality. Shes got a fine body but I'm not interested in her anymore."

Stus brows knitted togeather, forming a wrinkle between his brows then he swallowed the bite of apple he had chewed.

"Yeah your right... We might need to cool down for a bit" he said with a shrug.

"Well lets go break the news" Billy huffed out, rubbing his temple.

Stu let a sigh out and threw his almost uneaten apple away and wiped the juice off of his hand. "This will be fun" he said as he followed Billy into the living room.

^^^y/n P.O.V^^^

I rubbed the inside of my sore thigh as i felt brusies form on it.

"Hey Y/n honey, me and Stu need to talk to you" Billy said as he sat on my left and Stu sat on my right. "Talk away" i said, feeling a forced smile tug at my lips.

"Me and Stu think that we.. Should take a break from our relation ship"

I felt my heart crack slightly. "What?" I whispered, barley finding my voice.

"We should split up" Stu said blankly.

I left my bottom lip start to quiver as i looked between the two.

"This...is this a joke?" I said, feelings tears build up in my eyes as i saw them shake their heads no.

My heart sank to my feet and o felt my throat close to the point I could barley breath.

Out of reaction i stormed to my feet and sped to the door. Ny hands fumbled with the knob before i quickly pulled it open and ran out.

The cold night air hit me like a brick as i slammed stus door shut.

I stood on the steps of his house as tears pooled from my eyes.

I couldn't stand to stay there...

I rushed off his steps, almost tripping over my own two feet.

My breathing was unsteady and was all i heard as i walked.

I thought everything was perfect... But...maybe i was wrong...

~~~1 week later~~~

^^^3rd person P.O.V^^^

Y/n sat next to Randy on her couch, leaning her head onto his shoulder as she drunk the cheap beer thst Randy got.

"So, they just left you?" He asked.

"Yup... After i cut everyone off...and they just left me.. They didnt seem sorry" She muttered, recalling the night she ran home crying and ended up calling him.

"Thats a shitty move" he said "hell if you were my girl i wouldn't even dream of leaving you" he muttered under his breath as he turned the beer bottle up.

"What did you say?" Y/n asked, taking her head off of his shoulder and looking into his eyes.

"Nothing" he said. Knowing she'd never feel the same about him.

"Randy what did you say?" Y/n asked, fully sitting up and locking eyes with him.

Randy's eyes traveled from her eyes to her lips as he looked at her.

"If you were my girl id never even dream of leaving you"he sajd as he reached his hand up and tucked a strand of her hair behind her ear.

Y/n went silent, her eyes looking into Randy's as if searching for what his feelings were.

Randy set his beer bottle down on the table next him and looked back at her, seeinf her face full of confusion.

Randy took in a deep breath before letting it all spill out "what im trying to say is i like you" Randy said.

Y/n felt shock travel through her body. She would have never guessed that Randy meeks, liked her.

Randy shifted uncomfortably in his seat as he waited for her to answer.

Y/n couldn't find her voice, the words seems stuck in her throat, so all she did was grab Randy's and press her lips onto his softly, starting their relationship...

~~~2 weeks later~~~

^^^3rd person P.O.V^^^

"Come on in Loomis and Macherrr!!" a drunk boy said as he slung the door open for the two.

Billy and Stu walked in, eyeing the flood of people, looking, looking for her.

"Didn't see tell someone she'd be here?" Stu whispered to Billy. Billy nodded as he clenched his fist.

Billy quickly made his way to the living room...

^^^y/n P.O.v^^^

Randy twirled me around slowly as a string of giggles left my throat.

Randy pulled me to his chest and kissed my forehead. "I love you" he whispered to me "i love you too!" I said back.

Getting with Randy made me realize how unhappy I was with Stu and Billy.

Once i had opened up to Randy hs told me that they were only using me for sex, and i realized he was right. I had loved them 100% of the time and they didn't even love me back. But now... I finally found the one...the one that treats me right and loves me more then words.

I saw Randy look to his left at the Tv, but then i saw his eyes harden. "Whats wrong?" I whispered running my hand along his chest.

"Your ex's are here" he hissed out.

I turned to follow his gase and sure enough... There they stood...

I gripped onto Randy's shirt tightly once i saw Billy's hand pulled into a fist.

Soon... The two boys stormed up to us, and billy was ready to punch the hell out of Randy.

"What the fuck is going on?!" Billy screamed.

"Her getting into a better relation ship thats what" Randy said, trying not to raise his voice.

"Nothing can be good when its you you goddamn geek!" Billy yelled, pushing Randy.

"Billy fucking stop it! Leave us alone!" I said, getting infront of Randy.

"Why?!" He said, getting closer to me

"You guys broke up with me i found someone that im actually happy with!" I said, crossing my arms.

"So please don't ruine it" i said. By now, everyone was watching us.

Billy and i locked eyes before he stormed off and dragged Stu with him.

I looked back at Randy and quickly hugged him.

I wasnt going to let some lowlifes ruine something i love so much

[fatrainbowmermaidunicorn]

The Other Girl (Jungkook X You) (ONESHOT)

A/N: Its a bit short but I hope you will like it <3

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A/N : And also, I’m trying a new thing here and you are in no way obligated to do it but if any of you like my stories and want to give some support, why not buy me a coffee? ☕💜

Jungkook and Rissa.

They are the ultimate couple that everyone want to be. That everyone envy. They are the definition of perfect, romantic, lovable. Everything you want to be as a couple. And everyone always thinks, no, know, that they will end up together forever. There is no way one of them would love someone else, theres no way one of them would leave the other for anyone else.

Y/N smiles and looks into Jungkook's eyes who staring back at her. And she is sure as hell that no one could have ever thought she would be the one who would steal's Jungkook's heart from Rissa.

Thats right, shes the other girl.

Jungkook has always been her dream guy. She has had her eyes on his the moment he step on stage on his debut day. But Y/N is just a trainee, and as Jungkook and his group grew more popular, she knows her chances with him are slim to none. Y/N's heart broke to pieces when she found out that Jungkook also has a long time childhood girlfriend whom he loves so much. Everybody favorite's couple.

Rissa.

It doesnt help that Rissa is the definition of a perfect girl. Beautiful, soft spoken, intelligent, funny, kindhearted. Everything a girl wants to be. And every guy wants to be with. Everybody tells Jungkook thats hes lucky to be with her. That he should hold on to her forever.

They are the perfect couple in everyones eyes.

But all that never once stop Y/N from continuing to crush on him, falling in love with him. Once she debuted herself, Y/N slowly make her way to be friends with Jungkook's hyungs, his friends and slowly, very slowly, make his way into Jungkook's heart.

And now, here she is. In Jungkook's embrace, lips locked with each othet like theres no tomorrow. They have been seeing each other in secret for almost six months now, and it was the most wonderful time for Y/N. The best moments of her life.

"I love you Kookie," she giggles and hugs his neck.

"And you know I love you too baby," he smile and leans in to kiss her. A long, deep, passionate kiss. "I have to go," he pouts. "But I promise I will call you before you go to bed?"

Y/N pouts playfully.

"Do you really have to go home to her, Kookie?"

"You know I dont want to baby, but you know I have to. For now. Okay?" Jungkook smile and stroke her hair. "I love you Y/N,"

"I love you too, so much Kookie. We are going to be together for real, soon right? You promise right? That you will choose me?"

"You know I do baby. Just give me some time yeah?" Jungkook smile and kiss her one last time before leaving.

Y/N pouts alone. Thats the promise Jungkook keeps on giving her ever since they got together. That he will leave Rissa. That they will be an official couple. That he never loves Rissa. That he loves her so much more.

All those promises, they are nice to hear, but deep down, Y/N knows that Rissa will always be Jeon Jungkook's first love and he will always, always love her.

/////

"Hey bunny, you are back. Hows practice?" Rissa smiles and gives him a quick kiss.

"It was okay. Just the usual. Hyungs bickering, Jin hyung fell and all thay," he laughs. "How about you? How was your day princess?" Jungkook smile and kiss her back.

"Same old, same old. Nothing interesting like yours, Im sure," she giggles. "I cooked your favorite for dinner today bunny. Why dont you shower, since you are all sweaty and smelly, and we can have dinner together?"

"Yah, you like it when I'm sweaty," Jungkook grins and winks, making her blush. "But yeah, I'll take a quick shower and I'll be down in a bit okay princess?" Jungkook smile, gives her another kiss and head to the bathroom.

As her usual routine, Rissa went over to where Jungkook throws his clothes and collect his dirty laundry for washing. And just like every single day since the last few months, theres the same perfume smell lingering all over his clothes. A women's perfume. The same one. And of course, stain of lipstick in random places on his clothes. She doesnt want to believe it. Its so unreal that Jungkook would do that to her. But it has been months. Theres no denying it anymore.

Rissa sighs.

Jungkook is still cheating. And she dont know how long her heart can pretend otherwise

/////

"How is the food bunny?" Rissa smile, looking at the man sitting from across of him.

"Delicious as always princess," he smiles and to show he meant it, shoved a large amount of food inside his mouth, making his cheeks blows up like a chipmunk. Rissa giggles. Shes going to miss this mam so so much.

"Im glad you love it bunny. You deserve the best after a tiring day at work,"

"I dont know what I do to deserve you princess. Im the luckiest guy in the world," Jungkook smile and hold her hand from across the table. Rissa stop chewing. Something in what Jungkoom said hit a cord, and it just hurts. So much.

"Jungkook?" Rissa looks up at him.

"Yes?" Jungkook frowns. Its unusual for her to call him by his real name. "Is everything okay?" Jungkook is confused. They were happy just a second ago. What could have happened?

"You know I love you very much right?" Rissa asked, eyes softly looking into his.

"Of course I do know princess. Whats wrong? Anything bothering you? Want to tell me?" Jungkook stops eating and frowns heavily.

"And you. You love me right Jungkook? Just as much as I love you?"

"Rissa, princess. You already know the answer. Of course I love you. You are my life. Now, can you tell me whats going on?"

"Nothing really," she smile and looks down at her plate, slowly playing with her food. "I just want you to know, that it has always been you for me Jungkook. No one else. And Ive never wanted or look at anyone else either. You are my dream come true, and I'm sorry..." she sniffles.

"Sorry? What for? Hey, why are you crying princess?" Jungkook stands up and walks to her side, squating down to her level, startled by her sudden tears.

"Im sorry if I bore you. If my love for you isnt enough. If I am not what you wanted. What you still wanted. Ive tried my best to love you. Im just sorry Im just simply not... enough," she sniffles harder, looking down at her lap.

"Hey, what are you even talking about? Not enough? Where did all this even came from?" Jungkook smile and lifted her chin to look at him. "I love you. Only you. Forever and always right? You are ny everything. You are everything I wanted and everything I could ever dream of. Theres nothing to worry about. I promise. Okay?"

Rissa nodded weakly, knowing everything he said is nothing but empty promises.

They make love that night. Love so passionate, that one could never thought that theres a third person between their love. But there is. And even after a passionate night together, Rissa will never forget the fact.

/////

It has been a few months since that night. And the same thing still happens every single day. Late night texts, whispered calls when Jungkook thought she was sleeping, perfumes and lipstick stain on his clothes... its even worse now because Rissa now knows whos Jungkook is actually cheating with.

Enough is enough. Enough time and chances has been given. Its time. Its time to finally do something about it.

/////

She looks at her. Her beautiful face, with a tired smile plastered on, but still beautiful nevertheless. Y/N can tell right now why Jungkook loves her. She never gets mad, she never raises her voice at him, whenever hes tired, mad or upset, whenever he yells at her for no reason at all, she will say she understand. Her love for Jungkook is unconditional, and Y/N is the reason why Jungkook is hurting her.

"Rissa," was all she could choked out as she looks into her eyes.

"Hello Y/N," she smiles. "Its nice to finally meet you in person. Come, have a seat,"

Y/N feels her throat dries up nervously. Not really sure know what Rissa meant by that. What she being sarcastic? Sincere? What is it? Why did she ask to meet her? Does Jungkook knows about this?

"I- uh yeah, its nice to finally meet you in person too. I-I have heard so much about you," Y/N smiles nervously.

"I'm sure," she laughs. A beautiful sound. How can she still smile brightly at her? Knowing that she has been with her man for so long? Y/N is sure Rissa knows.

"I-uh.."

"Im kidding!" She laughs. "Dont worry Y/N, you dont have to be nervous. I dont bite," she laughs again. "Lets just talk  is girls. Yeah? I think we have so mich to talk about, dont you?"

Y/N nods again, nervously.

"Listen Rissa. Jungkook and I..." Y/N stops her words, not knowing herself what she should be saying. Apologize? Beg her to give Jungkook to her? Ask her to share? Explain to Rissa her feelings towards Jungkook? She has no idea. No idea at all what to do or say.

But lucky for her, she doesnt have to think further as Rissa cut her off.

"Im leaving Jungkook,"

Y/N looks at her, mouth slightly gapped open. Out of all the 1001 scenarios in her head, she never expected this to come out from Rissa's mouth. Y/N had imagined Rissa would yell, scream, hit her, slap her, laugh at her, throw a tantrum, everything anf any possible reaction, but not this. Never this.

"What? Rissa you-"

"Im leaving him, and thats my decision," she smile and take a sip of her tea. "Dont get me wrong Y/N. Iys not that I hate him, or stop loving him. I love him. I love Jungkook so much. More than anyone can ever imagined," she smiles softly. "We have been together since we were teenagers. We grew up together, and I always thought me and him are destined to be together till the end of times,"

Y/N clear her throat awkwardly. She wish the earth would just swallow her right now. The pain and hurt in Rissa's voice pierced right through her heart. She has caused another woman pain. When did she become this? What has she done?

"But I cant make something that doesnt work anymore, work... I tried. Oh god, believe me, I tried," she smile again, but a sad one. "You know... I have known about you two for the longest time,"

"Y-you did?"

Rissa laughs, a beautiful one.

"Of course silly. I think everyone knows," she smile again. "You two are always together. And when you two are together, you guys dont really keep it subtle. And it doesnt help how nervous his hyungs were went I asked them where Jungkook went when I surprise him at practice," she giggles but Y/N knows Rissa's heart is breaking. Memories with Jungkook flashes through her mind. The kisses, quickies, secret dates between shows, practices, asking his hyung to lie for them eventhough they know they didnt approve. All those days that they thought were subtle enough and kept a secret.... every little thing they did, her happiness, all at the expense of this beautiful girl's broken heart. What has she done?

"But I thought, maybe Jungkook just need a distraction. We have been together for so long, and in his line of work, he meets pretty girls like you every single day. Hes a man afterall. So I thought, maybe after he gets it out of his system, he will come back to me. That our love was still intact,"

"Y-you knew... and you are willing to let him cheat?"

"I love him Y/N. Ive never love anyone. Hes my everything, my first and I thought, if being with someone else makes him happy, makes him come back to me eventually, Im willing to," she sighs. "But I was wrong. I dont think his love for me is the same as before,"

"Thats not true Rissa! Jungkook loves you! I know he does!" Y/N raises her voice. She dont know why shes trying to protect Jungkook's and Rissa's love when Jungkook has been everything she wanted. With Rissa gone, she shpild be happy. Jungkook is all hers. But something doesnt seems right. Their love is too beautiful to destroy.

Rissa smile softly and stroke Y/N's hand across the table.

"I know you want to believe that Y/N. Maybe so that you wont feel so bad. But truly, its okay. Havent you heard the saying, if you love two people at the same time, choose the second one. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second one? You are the second one Y/N,"

"B-but Rissa. Jungkook-"

"Stop," she raised her hand and shakes her head. "Stop trying to change my mind because I wont. Y/N, I think I owe it to myself to leave. I have done everything to love Jungkook and I dont think its fair for me to share his love when I have given my everything to him," tears finally falls down her soft cheeks. "I finally found the courage to leave, to let go of this fairytale that I wanted so much to come true and finally give myself something I deserve. Someone I deserve. I believe that I deserve someone who will love me for all that I am, and who will give everything he has for me, just like I will do for him. And thats no longer Jungkook," Rissa slowly wiped down her tears and takes a deep breathe.

"So, do me a favour yeah? Love him, take care of him and show him the same kind of love that I have been giving him all these years," she flashed a small smile as she took of the ring from her finger and placed it on Y/N's open palm. "This... Jungkook gave me this when we first met. Its a promise ring he said. We fell in love at first sight," she laughs. "Stupid, I know. But we were young and he promised me, that one day, when hes finally made it when he found everything hes chasing all this while, he will marry me, he will propose with a proper ring," she laughs. "Jungkook is always so dramatic, dont you think?"

Y/N looks at the ring and without realizing, tears has streamed down her face too. Jungkook truly loves her. And Rissa, shes willing to let go so that hes happy. Thats how strong their love are. And here she is, a monster! A home wrecker! What has she done? What has she done?!

"Hes all yours now Y/N. And thankyou for making me realize my worth," she smile one last time and stands up. Without looking back, Rissa walks out, leaving her painful love story for a better future without Jeon Jungkook in it.

/////

"Jungkook?" Y/N walked into their messy apartment after walking aimlessly for a few hours, thinking about her earlier meeting with Rissa. Furnitures are upside down everywhere, vases are broken, books are strewn across the floors. Y/N quickly try to look for Jungkook, hoping hes alright, not sure whats happening.

"Kookie??" She ran to their bedroom and found Jungkook in the dark, at the far corner hugging his knees. Y/N immediately went over and sits besides him, hugging his shoulder. "Kookie? Are you okay? What happened? Did we get rob? What happened? Tell me? Are yoi okay?"

"S-she left. She left me. She left...."

Y/N feels her heart beats faster. Okay, Jungkook has found out then. Rissa must have moved out from their apartment.

"Kookie, baby....I-I know,"

Jungkook looks up with his tear strained face.

"Y-you knew?"

"I-" Y/N paused for a moment. Not knowing if she should proceed. "R-Rissa... she asked to meet me earlier today..."

"She what?" Jungkook immediately perked up and turns to look at Y/N. A part of her feels hurt that Jungkook cares so much about Rissa, that he showed it, especially in front of her. Didnt he say that he loves her? That he wants a future with her? That he will leave Rissa for her? Then what is all this? Shouldnt he be happy instead? Y/N shakes the thoughts away. This is not the time to think about herself. Right?

"She asked to meet me Kookie... and I didnt know what its for until we met," Y/N looks into his eyes whos looking at her, confused. "Rissa... she uh.. she gave me this," she slowly and reluctantly gave Jungkook the ring. Jungkook just stare at it, as if its some poisonous snake that he shouldnt touch.

"Kookie?" Y/N whispered slowly. "Y-you okay?"

He jolted from her the sound of her voice, like someone shocked him and grab the ring, surprising Y/N, and threw the tiny ring across the room.

"She thinks she can just leave me like that?! No fucking way! We promised forever! She promised she will be with me until forever!" Jungkook suddenly screamed. Y/N was taken aback, both by his sudden outburst and whats hes saying. Doesnt Jungkook remember who is with him right now? Doesnt he remember that he promised her forever? That hes supposed to love her, to be with her?

"Kookie p-please calm down," Y/N pulled him tight into her embrace, trying to calm him, immediately making Jungkook burst into tears. "Im sorry Kookie. Im sorry, Im really, really sorry,"

Im really sorry I fell in love with you.

/////

Y/N knows. Oh she knows Jungkook is only staying in the relationship with her, being with her all because of guilt. Just to prove that he made the right decision, that he didnt regret what he did, that he didnt regret he cheated, that hes happy with her. Because, if he didnt... if hes not happy... then he just threw away Rissa, his love, the greatest thing that could have happened in his life, for... her.

The other girl.

Y/N knows, everytime Jungkook thinks she wasnt looking, she saw him staring blanklessly out the window. And Y/N knows hes thinking about her. Her smile, her laugh, if shes thinking of him too. But Y/N also know, that she isnt. Y/N knows that Rissa have moved on. That she would probably have found another man that would love her woth all his heart, make her happpy. The kind of man she deserves. A man that would appreciate her. Why would she think about a man so stupid, a mam who broke her heart like its nothing, so idiotic, a man who would threw out a girl like herself, for a girl like her...

The other girl.

After Jungkook calmed down that day, he asked Y/N to tell hin everything that Rissa told her. Because Rissa left without saying goodbye, without saying anything. Jungkook came back from practice to find all Rissa's things gone. Her stuffed animals, their photos together, her shoes, her books in the side table. Everything. All traces of her... gone.

And thats when Y/N knew how much Rissa was hurting from what she did. Maybe she didnt show it, she didnt say it, but it shows. Y/N also finally knew how much Rissa loves Jungkook. Because she cant even bare to see him one last time. She cant even say goodbye to him. Because she knows she will give in. She will give him another chance and he will break her all over again.

And Y/N finally knew how she has ruined a love so great.

And as years goes by, yes, Y/N and Jungkook are together, exchanging little smile here and there, a dull how are you at the end of the day instead of laughter and love. But Y/N knows, from the dying glint in his eyes whenever he looks at her that whatever they have is not love, never love. She stole away his love story, his one true love, hoping that she can be a greater one, a better one. But she was wrong. Dead wrong.

But is she the only one to blame? Jungkook fell in love too, didnt he? He betrayed their love too? Didnt he? Both hers and Rissa. So she guess they are both to blame. The dark storm in a beautifil love by a beautiful girl.

And for hurting her.

For making her cry.

For breaking her heart.

For making her loose the love of her life...

This is what Y/N deserve. To forever be with the man she loves, the man she long for everyday, the man she wants to love her back as much as she loves him, but he never will.... the man who will forever see her as.. the other girl.

[all-hail-the-witcher]

blaze it bitches

in honor of weed day have this mess ______

ship: ralbertxweed

genre: the biggest load of crack to ever crack

warnings: weed juice, panera, there’s a shane madej quote, t h r e e quotes by Mr Michael Himself, uhhh, cowboys, oh mothman, general idiocy, and all credit for fruity pebbles to my good nugget mikey

words: 1041 it’s baddd yalll

editing: nope

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Race idly spun a pen on the counter, waiting for the clock to hit 10 so he could begin to close. He wasn't sure why he had chosen to work the closing shift at Panera. Pretty much no one came in after 9, especially on a Monday. Currently the only patrons were a group of annoying teenage girls more interested in taking snapchats than talking to each other, an elderly couple eating soup in the corner, and a high school age girl and boy sitting in a booth, eating nothing but bread and sweet tea, having an intense discussion about whales.

In essence, Race was bored out of his mind.

Until exactly 9:48 when Albert walked through the door, waving around two to go cups from starbucks. “Raaaaceeerrrrrrrr!” he sang awkwardly, tripping over his own feat and spilling a few drops of what looked like tea on the floor.

“Al get your high ass outta here,” Race sighed. “I’m workin and you’re just gonna bother me.”

“Butttt cupcakkkeeeee,” Albert whined. “I know how to get mothman!”

“Mothman ain’t real and neither am I,” Race muttered, taking the rag and wiping down the counter. “Now get outta here before Jack makes you.”

Albert sighed. “Least drink the tea I brought you?”

Race sighed, just wanting Albert to not get him fired for once. “Fine.”

Albert smirked.

“But then you have to go, alright?” Race said, holding the cup to his lips and taking a sip.

Albert plunged his hand into the pocket of his sweatshirt and pulled out a handful of fruity pebbles, dropping several on the floor. “O-kayyy.”

Race made a face. “What's in this tea Al? It don't taste like nothin from starbucks.”

Al gave him a half smirk. “You like my weed juice?”

“Weed juice? Is this- you made tea out of weed?” Race looked at the paper cup first in shock and then in awe. “Wait, this is brilliant.”

“Course it is,” Albert proclaimed. “I invented it.” He reached his hand back into his pocket for more fruity pebbles. “Want some munchies?”

“Sure why not.” Race could slowly feel the affectionately named “weed juice” taking affect. Hopefully he wouldn’t break too many things while he was closing.

“Racer can you go kick out those teen- wait a second, what are you doing here Al?” Jack looked at Albert skeptically before wrinkling his nose up in disgust. “Alright I don't know which of you brought the grass but I can smell it and I’m not dealing with this tonight so I suggest you two get outta here before you accidentally explode the place.”

Albert’s eyes widened in excitement. “We can go hunting for mothman!” he exclaimed, looking at Race expectantly.

Well, he wasn't gonna remember this in the morning anyway so might as well. “Yeah!” Race agreed, throwing off his apron and hat and wailing them at Jack.

“Try not to get arrested!” Jack called after them, shaking his head.

Once outside, Albert led Race to his car and opened the trunk. “Okay so I figured it out! Mothman wont show us to himself cause we don't look like him so we gotta dress in his truest form.” He handed Race a cheap cowboy costume and a hat.

“Mothman’s a cowboy?”

“Duhhhhh,” Albert rolled his eyes. “Cowboys are the most most cryptic, and sos mothman! It’s how’s he’s stayed hidden all these years.”

Race nodded solemnly in agreement, hastily pulling the costume on over his clothes and jamming the hat on his head.

“Oh I only have one pair of boots though,” Albert frowned. “Guess we’ll have to share.”

Race frowned in agreement. “Oh!” he perked up. “I’ll wear one of your boots and you can wear one of my vans!”

“Yes!” Albert pulled one of Races shoes off of his foot, knocking him backwards. “Now we just gotta go to the spot!”

•••

“The spot” turned out to be behind a bush in a kids playground.

“Are you sure we’ll find mothman here?” Race asked, peeking through his dollar store binoculars at his dark surroundings.

“My sources say yes.”

“You have sources?” Race asked skeptically.

“Course.” Albert took a swig from his to go mug.

“Are you still drinkin that weed juice?”

“Nah.” Albert looked at the cup fondly. “It’s my munchies. I can taste the colors.”

Race leaned over. Munchies sounded good right now. “Can I have some?”

“No! My munchies!” Albert wrapped the cup protectively in his arms.

“I want!”

“No!”

“Give!”

“Quiet you’re gonna scare away mothman!”

Race shut up immediately. He didn’t want to scare away his cryptid friend. He had to film a tik tok video with him and become famous!

After ten minutes though, he couldn’t be silent any longer.

“I’m tired,” he whispered loudly. “When is mothman gonna get here?”

Albert knit his eyebrows together, considering while he chewed on a few red fruity pebbles. “Oh I know!” he exclaimed. “Let’s talk about stuff mothman would like so he knows we’re friends.”

Race was intrigued. “Like what?”

“Hmmm,” Albert pondered for a few minutes before beginning to rant. “Crickets are scary but rubbing your legs together under a blanket as such is nice so crickets made some points i guess.”

Race nodded in agreement. “And like,” he thought for a second. “Ok so whales slap. But also they’re big and they don’t need to be.”

“Whales are very cryptic,” Albert yawned. “And I guess no offense to anyone who actually likes them but kiwi birds are weird and why did they need a fruit named after them and why are they fuzzy and who gave the Fruits the right to be fuzzy like what the fuck- WAIT WHICH CAME FIRST THE BIRD OR THE FRUIT- god they’re as cryptic as whales.”

“That’s a good point.” Race laid back in the grass. “Maybe if we go to sleep mothman will show up to kiss us goodnight.”

“You’re so right!” Albert quickly joined Race in the grass. “I’m tired anyway. So this is like,” he pressed his lips together, thinking hard, “killing two birds with one egg.”

“Birds work for the government,” race muttered. “Night Albie.”

“Night racer.”

Race dozed off, dreaming of yodeling with mothman and getting verified on tik tok.

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Apparently, Children, and Click: gloria ID# 67948 @ Manhattan ACC Glorla is a cute Ittle grey mouse who loves to be in company. She is al wiggly at her door, leashed in no time and ready for treats and fun. A little sweetheart in need of TLC as her past might not have been a "piece of cake" 5 yrs old 45 lbs TO BE KILLED 8/22/19 ~ Gray beauty Gloria is still here! How could you resist those ears! ~ A $500 stipend will be offered to the New Hope partner that pulls Gloria. Meet Gloria! This fun loving, social gal is looking for her forever family! A volunteer writes: Gloria is a cute little grey mouse who loves to be in company. She is all wiggly at her door, leashed in no time and ready for treats and fun. She can jump really high for liver bits, and sit, too. This will make training quite easy. Gloria is an enthusiastic walker, but being quite small and light, a gentle lead will just do the trick for a pleasant stroll. I was told that she was a sweetheart, and a stop by a bench showed me that she was a perfect girlfriend! Gloria needs TLC as her past might not have been a "piece of cake". Your caring and loving hands are what Gloria has been waiting all her life for. Come and meet her soon at the Manhattan Care Center! MY MOVIE: Gloria wants to be your friend https://youtu.be/H_QK2n7K0M0 GLORIA, ID# 67948, 5 yrs old, 45 lbs (34.4 lbs at Intake), Manhattan Animal Care Center, Medium Mixed Breed Cross, Gray Female, Found Stray Shelter Assessment Rating: LEVEL 3 No children (under 13) Medical Behavior Rating: BEHAVIOR NOTES Means of surrender (length of time in previous home): Stray Behavior toward strangers: finders report her as friendly Bite history: Yes - due to Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition. During an adoption interaction Gloria became excited and began mouthing the adopter. She jumped up and bit the adopter's hand, resulting in broken skin. SAFER ASSESSMENT: Date of assessment: 6-Jul-2019 Summary: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Moderate Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Body soft, jumps up gently Handling Soft handling: Seeks contact Exuberant handling: Seeks contact Handling comments: Body soft, jumps up, leans in Arousal Jog: Follows (loose) Arousal comments: None Knock: Approaches (loose) Knock Comments: None Toy: No response Toy comments: None PLAYGROUP NOTES - DOG TO DOG SUMMARIES: Due to arrival as a stray, Gloria's history around dogs is unknown. At the care center, Gloria was polite and calm when introduced to the helper dog. Most recently, she has appeared more tense and uncomfortable around other dogs. Future introductions and follow up around dogs may be best conducted outside of a shelter environment. 7/3: When introduced off leash to the male helper dog, Gloria greets politely. 7/7-10: Today, Gloria is tense and corners the other dogs. ENERGY LEVEL: We have no history on Gloria so we cannot be certain of her behavior in a home environment. However, she is a young, enthusiastic, social dog who will need daily mental and physical activity to keep her engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct her energy and enthusiasm. IN SHELTER OBSERVATIONS: 8/12: Charges the kennel growling, baring teeth, and snaps repeatedly when approach in kennel. Once out of kennel, grabs leash in mouth. 8/4 Gloria was observed to growl, lunge, and snap towards a handler when he was attempting to remove her from her kennel. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION: Level 3 Behavior Asilomar TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations: No children (under 13) Recommendations comments: No children: Gloria takes treats extremely hard and bites down on fingers by accident. She also becomes overly mouthy when excited to the point that she broke a skin on a person's hand. For these reasons, we recommend an adult only home. Potential challenges: Social hyperarousal Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition Bite history (human) Potential challenges comments: Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition: Gloria takes treats extremely enthusiastically and bites down very hard on fingers by accident when getting fed by hand. Treats should be tossed on the ground instead. She has also become mouthy when excited and bitten down with hard pressure, breaking skin on one occasion. Please see handout on Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition. Social hyperarousal: Gloria becomes very excited around people, jumping up and mouthing them. She has at times used hard pressure when mouthing. Please see handout on Arousal. Bite history (human): Gloria becomes excited and mouthy during an adoption interaction, biting the adopter's hand and breaking skin. Please see handout on Bite History. MEDICAL EXAM NOTES 12-Aug-2019 Tech Exam As per Dr 1657, removed e-collar 12-Aug-2019 Progress Exam Hx: has had r fl lameness msi- nsf P) remove e collar 10-Aug-2019 Progress Exam SO P is R TL lame, licking at palmar surface between digits. MSKI -- R TL lame with toe touching; moderate erythema between the central paw pad and digits # #3&4 with a focal 1cm blanched region along the palmar surface. Small abrasion seen with mild discharge A lame -- R TL r/o trauma P sedated with butorphanol 0.8ml, dexdomitor 0.6ml IV. 2 view radiographs of the R TL cleaned, flushed wound with saline and dilute chlorhexidine. e collar placed to prevent further self-trauma Limited Walks sign placed Trazodone 200mg PO q12h x 3 days convenia 2.1ml SQ one t ime reversed with 0.4ml antisedan IM 10-Aug-2019 Tech Exam Per Dr. 1516: Sedated with Dexmedetomidine 0.5 mg/ml 0.6 mls IV and Butorphanol 10 mg/ml 0.8 mls IV Shot 2 view RF paw rads Placed e-collar 20 cm Placed "5 minute only walks" sign Administered Convenia 80 mg/ml 2.1 mls SQ Reversed with Antisedan 5 mg/ml 0.4 mls IM 9-Aug-2019 Progress Exam SO MSK -- R TL lame. erythematous paw pads, abrasion along the central paw pad . A paw pad abrasion P carprofen 75mg tablet -- 1 tablet PO q24h x 4 days 29-Jul-2019 Progress Exam SO Recheck CIRDC day 14. BAR in kennel. P is hard barking at kennel front EN -- eyes and nose are clear. no discharge. no sneezing. Appears eupneic. A CIRDC -- apparently resolved P ok to move out of ISO continue to monitor in shelter 23-Jul-2019 Progress Exam SO: CIRDC recheck BAR at front of kennel, barking mucoid nasal d/c present occasional cough during observation period A: CIRDC P: extend ab course additional 5 days then recheck Enrofloxacin 204mg 0.75 tablet sid x5d Doxycycline 100mg tab 1.75 tablets sid x5d 20-Jul-2019 Progress Exam Hx: has had CIRDC eent- mucoid nasal dc; eyes clear A) CIRDC P) URI signs continue 16-Jul-2019 Progress Exam SO Recheck CIRDC day 10 EN -- eyes are clear. serous nasal discharge A CIRDC P continue on current tx plan 10-Jul-2019 Progress Exam SO BAR in kennel. EN -- sneezing, sniffling and serous nasal discharge during rounds A CIRDC P doxycycline 100mg tablet -- give 1.75tablet PO q24h x 14 days enrofloxacin 204mg tablet -- give 0.75 tablet PO q24h x 14 days cerenia 16mg tablet -- give 1 tablet PO q24h x 4 days 7-Jul-2019 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 5 years Microchip noted on Intake?No History : Stray Subjective: BAR H pink 1 sec Observed Behavior - seeks attention; engaging Evidence of Cruelty seen - no Evidence of Trauma seen - no Objective P =120hr R =40rr BCS 4/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam:mild tartar; stage 1 PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: FI based on apparent absence of OHE scar MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, multifocal area of alopecia CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Assessment underweight areas of alopecia secondary to healing wounds (scars) and pressure points Prognosis: good Plan: intake procedures SURGERY: Okay for surgery *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/List Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account \ Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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Apparently, Children, and Click: gloria ID# 67948 @ Manhattan ACC Glorla is a cute Ittle grey mouse who loves to be in company. She is al wiggly at her door, leashed in no time and ready for treats and fun. A little sweetheart in need of TLC as her past might not have been a "piece of cake" 5 yrs old 45 lbs TO BE KILLED 8/22/19 ~ Gray beauty Gloria is still here! How could you resist those ears! ~ A $500 stipend will be offered to the New Hope partner that pulls Gloria. Meet Gloria! This fun loving, social gal is looking for her forever family! A volunteer writes: Gloria is a cute little grey mouse who loves to be in company. She is all wiggly at her door, leashed in no time and ready for treats and fun. She can jump really high for liver bits, and sit, too. This will make training quite easy. Gloria is an enthusiastic walker, but being quite small and light, a gentle lead will just do the trick for a pleasant stroll. I was told that she was a sweetheart, and a stop by a bench showed me that she was a perfect girlfriend! Gloria needs TLC as her past might not have been a "piece of cake". Your caring and loving hands are what Gloria has been waiting all her life for. Come and meet her soon at the Manhattan Care Center! MY MOVIE: Gloria wants to be your friend https://youtu.be/H_QK2n7K0M0 GLORIA, ID# 67948, 5 yrs old, 45 lbs (34.4 lbs at Intake), Manhattan Animal Care Center, Medium Mixed Breed Cross, Gray Female, Found Stray Shelter Assessment Rating: LEVEL 3 No children (under 13) Medical Behavior Rating: BEHAVIOR NOTES Means of surrender (length of time in previous home): Stray Behavior toward strangers: finders report her as friendly Bite history: Yes - due to Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition. During an adoption interaction Gloria became excited and began mouthing the adopter. She jumped up and bit the adopter's hand, resulting in broken skin. SAFER ASSESSMENT: Date of assessment: 6-Jul-2019 Summary: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Moderate Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Body soft, jumps up gently Handling Soft handling: Seeks contact Exuberant handling: Seeks contact Handling comments: Body soft, jumps up, leans in Arousal Jog: Follows (loose) Arousal comments: None Knock: Approaches (loose) Knock Comments: None Toy: No response Toy comments: None PLAYGROUP NOTES - DOG TO DOG SUMMARIES: Due to arrival as a stray, Gloria's history around dogs is unknown. At the care center, Gloria was polite and calm when introduced to the helper dog. Most recently, she has appeared more tense and uncomfortable around other dogs. Future introductions and follow up around dogs may be best conducted outside of a shelter environment. 7/3: When introduced off leash to the male helper dog, Gloria greets politely. 7/7-10: Today, Gloria is tense and corners the other dogs. ENERGY LEVEL: We have no history on Gloria so we cannot be certain of her behavior in a home environment. However, she is a young, enthusiastic, social dog who will need daily mental and physical activity to keep her engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct her energy and enthusiasm. IN SHELTER OBSERVATIONS: 8/12: Charges the kennel growling, baring teeth, and snaps repeatedly when approach in kennel. Once out of kennel, grabs leash in mouth. 8/4 Gloria was observed to growl, lunge, and snap towards a handler when he was attempting to remove her from her kennel. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION: Level 3 Behavior Asilomar TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations: No children (under 13) Recommendations comments: No children: Gloria takes treats extremely hard and bites down on fingers by accident. She also becomes overly mouthy when excited to the point that she broke a skin on a person's hand. For these reasons, we recommend an adult only home. Potential challenges: Social hyperarousal Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition Bite history (human) Potential challenges comments: Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition: Gloria takes treats extremely enthusiastically and bites down very hard on fingers by accident when getting fed by hand. Treats should be tossed on the ground instead. She has also become mouthy when excited and bitten down with hard pressure, breaking skin on one occasion. Please see handout on Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition. Social hyperarousal: Gloria becomes very excited around people, jumping up and mouthing them. She has at times used hard pressure when mouthing. Please see handout on Arousal. Bite history (human): Gloria becomes excited and mouthy during an adoption interaction, biting the adopter's hand and breaking skin. Please see handout on Bite History. MEDICAL EXAM NOTES 12-Aug-2019 Tech Exam As per Dr 1657, removed e-collar 12-Aug-2019 Progress Exam Hx: has had r fl lameness msi- nsf P) remove e collar 10-Aug-2019 Progress Exam SO P is R TL lame, licking at palmar surface between digits. MSKI -- R TL lame with toe touching; moderate erythema between the central paw pad and digits # #3&4 with a focal 1cm blanched region along the palmar surface. Small abrasion seen with mild discharge A lame -- R TL r/o trauma P sedated with butorphanol 0.8ml, dexdomitor 0.6ml IV. 2 view radiographs of the R TL cleaned, flushed wound with saline and dilute chlorhexidine. e collar placed to prevent further self-trauma Limited Walks sign placed Trazodone 200mg PO q12h x 3 days convenia 2.1ml SQ one t ime reversed with 0.4ml antisedan IM 10-Aug-2019 Tech Exam Per Dr. 1516: Sedated with Dexmedetomidine 0.5 mg/ml 0.6 mls IV and Butorphanol 10 mg/ml 0.8 mls IV Shot 2 view RF paw rads Placed e-collar 20 cm Placed "5 minute only walks" sign Administered Convenia 80 mg/ml 2.1 mls SQ Reversed with Antisedan 5 mg/ml 0.4 mls IM 9-Aug-2019 Progress Exam SO MSK -- R TL lame. erythematous paw pads, abrasion along the central paw pad . A paw pad abrasion P carprofen 75mg tablet -- 1 tablet PO q24h x 4 days 29-Jul-2019 Progress Exam SO Recheck CIRDC day 14. BAR in kennel. P is hard barking at kennel front EN -- eyes and nose are clear. no discharge. no sneezing. Appears eupneic. A CIRDC -- apparently resolved P ok to move out of ISO continue to monitor in shelter 23-Jul-2019 Progress Exam SO: CIRDC recheck BAR at front of kennel, barking mucoid nasal d/c present occasional cough during observation period A: CIRDC P: extend ab course additional 5 days then recheck Enrofloxacin 204mg 0.75 tablet sid x5d Doxycycline 100mg tab 1.75 tablets sid x5d 20-Jul-2019 Progress Exam Hx: has had CIRDC eent- mucoid nasal dc; eyes clear A) CIRDC P) URI signs continue 16-Jul-2019 Progress Exam SO Recheck CIRDC day 10 EN -- eyes are clear. serous nasal discharge A CIRDC P continue on current tx plan 10-Jul-2019 Progress Exam SO BAR in kennel. EN -- sneezing, sniffling and serous nasal discharge during rounds A CIRDC P doxycycline 100mg tablet -- give 1.75tablet PO q24h x 14 days enrofloxacin 204mg tablet -- give 0.75 tablet PO q24h x 14 days cerenia 16mg tablet -- give 1 tablet PO q24h x 4 days 7-Jul-2019 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 5 years Microchip noted on Intake?No History : Stray Subjective: BAR H pink 1 sec Observed Behavior - seeks attention; engaging Evidence of Cruelty seen - no Evidence of Trauma seen - no Objective P =120hr R =40rr BCS 4/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam:mild tartar; stage 1 PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: FI based on apparent absence of OHE scar MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, multifocal area of alopecia CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Assessment underweight areas of alopecia secondary to healing wounds (scars) and pressure points Prognosis: good Plan: intake procedures SURGERY: Okay for surgery *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/List Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account \ Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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Apparently, Cats, and Children: HOPE IN HER EYES LOVE IN HEART, A QUIET, INCREDIBLY SWEET GIRL WAITS FOR LOVE SAMMY D 63105. 5 YRS. 37 LBS. THIS LOVEBUG WAITS FOR YOUL A MANHATTAN ACC TO BE KILLED - 5/30/2019 <3 An incredibly gentle hearted, snuggly, snaggle tooth sweetheart waits with hope for love. We are all absolutely smitten with teeny tiny Sammy. Please help her! A volunteer writes: “I fell in love with little Sammy the moment I saw her, peering up at me from her bed with shining, hopeful eyes. How could anyone with a heart say no to that adorable snaggle-toothed face? She's a quiet, well-behaved girl who loves long walks in the park, appreciates gentle petting and under-chin scratches and accepts treats with the softest touch. Despite a shy start, she's now very much open to meeting new friends of both the human and canine variety and we had a lovely time together on our first date, her sweet patience not wearing thin even during our photo shoot. Sammy mingles easily with four-legged boyfriends and girlfriends, greeting them politely in the street and getting bouncy in backyard playgroup, so she'd be happy to share her new home with a respectful sibling or two. She previously led a sheltered life with just her one person but Sammy's got a big heart hiding in that tiny body and with a soft touch and a slow approach, she'll open it up to a new forever family and show them just what unconditional love and loyalty really mean.” If you can give this incredible girl a home, please MESSAGE our page or email us at MustLoveDogsNYC@gmail.com for assistance fostering or adopting her. Staff writes: PERSONALITY AS PER BOROUGHBREAKS REPORT CARD. “Walked all around central park. I am a great girl. I didn´t chase the squirrels, birds, or rabbits. I do not pull on the leash. I can be a little afraid of other dogs, but just pat my head and tell me I am safe, and I will be okay. I do like water and grass, but I am also good on concrete and stairs. I love having someone pet my head and I am very quiet, I do love to sniff things! 3 words to describe me: Relaxed / Calm, Active, Easygoing.” Sammy does have some allergy to a form of pollen. She does sneeze, but she is not itchy and it doesn´t seem to bother her. She is not aggressive at all and would be great outside the pace of the shelter. “I like parks, I am calm and laid back, I don´t mind stairs, I am housebroken, I don´t mind loud noises, I like to explore the city and to go hiking. I listen to commands.” ****************************************************** MY MOVIE: Sammy and Zeus in Playgroup https://youtu.be/yqf5hD61BZk SAMMY, ID# 63103, 5 yrs old, 37.6 lbs, Unaltered Female Manhattan ACC, Medium Mixed Breed, Brown Brindle / White I came into the shelter as a aco impound on 17-May-2019. Behavior History: Behavior information is unknown as the dog was picked up without an owner present. Upon arrival the dog did not allow handing. He was growling, hard barking, and had his tail tucked. The dog kept backing away from me and was unable to be leashed due to behavior. The dog required a pole for pick up and drop off at MACC. Basic Information:: Owner was evicted and super of building needed a pick up for the dog Previously lived with:: 1 adult How is this dog around strangers?: The dog was growling, hard barking, and had his tail tucked. The dog was not able to be leashed upon pick up and required the pole. How is this dog around children?: unknown How is this dog around other dogs?: unknown How is this dog around cats?: unknown Resource guarding:: unknown Behavior Assessment Date of intake:: 5/17/2019 Spay/Neuter status:: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Stray Previously lived with:: An adult Date of assessment:: 5/21/2019 Summary:: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Moderate Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Fearful Call over: Approaches with coaxing Sociability comments: tucked tail, tense body, whale eye, staying by door Handling Soft handling: Tolerates contact Exuberant handling: Tolerates contact Comments: Body tense, tucked tail, stands still Arousal Jog: Follows (fearful) Arousal: tucked tail, low body Knock: No response Knock Comments: tucked tail Toy: No response Toy comments: None Summary:: 5/19: When introduced off leash to a male greeter dog, Sammy greets politely and then mostly keeps to herself. 5/22: Sammy greets politely, then seeks handler attention. 5/24-5/25: Sammy engages in some bouncy play today with a select male dog. Date of intake:: 5/17/2019 Summary:: hard barking, growling, tucked tail, backed away Date of initial:: 5/18/2019 Summary:: Tense, struggled, sedated for exam ENERGY LEVEL:: We have no history on Sammy so we cannot be certain of her behavior in a home environment. However, she is a young, enthusiastic, social dog who will need daily mental and physical activity to keep her engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct her energy and enthusiasm. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: Level 3 Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13) Recommendations comments:: No children: At the care center, Sammy has been fearful and displayed a potential for defensive aggression by growling at handlers during interactions and while in her kennel. During her handling assessment, she was uncomfortable with handling and maintained a tucked tail and tense body throughout. For these reasons, we recommend an adult-only home for Sammy. Potential challenges: : Handling/touch sensitivity,Fearful/potential for defensive aggression Potential challenges comments:: Handling/touch sensitivity: Sammy has not been comfortable with a lot of handling. She maintains a tense body and tucked tail during her handling assessment. Please see handout on Handling/touch sensitivity. Fearful/potential for defensive aggression: At the care center, Sammy has been fearful and displayed a potential for defensive aggression by growling at handlers during interactions and while in her kennel. She has allowed minimal handling and maintains a tense body and tucked tail throughout. Please see handout on Fearful/potential for defensive aggression. My medical notes are... Weight: 37.6 lbs Vet Notes 18/05/2019 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 5y Microchip noted on Intake? no Microchip Number (If Applicable):placed on intake History : Stray Subjective: BAR Observed Behavior -tense on exam, whale eyed, struggles with restraint. Sedated for exam 0.5ml telazol IM Evidence of Cruelty seen -no Evidence of Trauma seen -no Objective T = P = 120 R =wnl BCS 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: muzzled for exam, under bite pronounced PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: female no apparent spay scar, mature mammary glands MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: normal on external Assessment: apparently healthy Prognosis: good Plan: behavioral assessment SURGERY: Okay for surgery 26/05/2019 SO BAR in kennel. Growling and barking at kennel front. EN -- sneezing, serous nasal discharge and coughing A CIRDC P move to ISO enrofloxacin 204mg tablet -- give 1 tablet PO q24h x 10 days cerenia 60mg tablet -- give 1/2 tablet PO q24h x 4 days *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/List Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account \ Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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Apparently, Children, and Click: Boysenberry "Laps are my thing! Big, sweet, entitled, and not taking no for ar answer! Be prepared to cuddle up ID 61470, 12 MOS OLD 86 LBS OF SNUGGLES MANHATTAN ACC TO BE KILLED - 5/18/2019 "Laps are my thing!" *** BIG SWEET PUPPY ALERT *** Luscious and sweet, Boysenberry is a baby puppy who loves laps. No one told him yet he is 86 lbs., and not 20 lbs. No one has the heart to do so. And we don’t think he’d have cared if they had. Laps are his thing, and laps he will have. He isn’t getting any pushback either, because, I mean, look at him! How could you resist this mushy, smushy face, and those innocent, hopeful eyes. This precious boy is waiting and wondering if there is a family out there to love him. We think yes. But when you are a pup waiting at a kill shelter, time is of the essence, and living to a ripe old age is not guaranteed. So don’t wait another minute to foster or adopt this bundle of love. Message our page or email us at MustLoveDogsNYC@gmail.com for assistance. A volunteer writes: Boysenberry might appear at first tentative, but he is quite intuitive and "knows" his friends. He quickly gets into a playful mood, runs and jumps with his caretaker, making their time together exciting and fun. Being still a youngster close to puppyhood, Boysenberry can be very enthusiastic and silly in his play. He loves closeness, too, and slides slowly onto the bench next to me for hugs and of course, kisses. Believe it or not, 86 pounds Boysenberry sees himself as a lap dog and plumps himself on my knees, savoring his tennis ball. Boysenberry is a big and strong boy, a lionesque masterpiece who dreams of a home sweet home and an owner to love. Come and meet our striped star at the Manhattan Care Center! MY MOVIES Handsome Boysenberry <3 https://youtu.be/ww7xEhUFQrw Boysenberry and Cranberry in Playgroup https://youtu.be/kIBjYXCVp44 BOYSENBERRY, ID# 61470, 1 yr old, 86 lbs, Unaltered Male Manhattan ACC, Large Mixed Breed, Brown Brindle / White I came into the shelter as a stray on 30-Apr-2019. Behavior History: Upon intake, Boysenberry had a loose body and a wagging tail. Boysenberry approached me right away and allowed me to pet him. Boysenberry was very treat motivated and sat on cue and took the treat from my hand very gently. Boysenberry pulled hard on the leash as we walked and hesitated when we approached the kennel. Boysenberry had to be lifted up with a second leash into his kennel. Date of Intake: 4/30/2019 Basic Information:: Boysenberry is approximately a 1 year old male brown brindle and white large mixed breed dog. Boysenberry was found as a stray. How is this dog around strangers?: The finder described Boysenberry as being friendly. Bite history:: Boysenberry did not try to bite the finder. Behavior Assessment Date of intake:: 4/30/2019 Spay/Neuter status:: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Stray Behavior toward strangers:: friendly towards finder Date of assessment:: 5/1/2019 Summary:: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Extreme Reactivity to humans: Jumps up Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: Attempting to jump up on people in a social manner, leash biting Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social all over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: body soft, jumps up, mouthy with light pressure Handling Soft handling: Seeks contact Exuberant handling: Seeks contact Comments: body soft, leans in, mouthy with light pressure Arousal Jog: Engages in play (exuberant) Arousal comments: jumps up, leash biting Knock: Approaches (exuberant) Knock Comments: Jumps up, mouthy with light pressure Toy: Grips, firm Toy comments: None Summary:: Due to arrival as a stray, history around dogs is unknown. Boysenberry has demonstrated high levels of sociability with other dogs in the care center. He frequently engages in play and is often utilized as a 'helper' dog during off leash playgroups. PLAYGROUP NOTES: 5/1-7: When introduced off leash to dogs, Boysenberry plays gently. 5/8-9: Boysenberry engages in play with males and females. Date of intake:: 4/30/2019 Summary:: friendly, loose body, allowed handling ENERGY LEVEL:: At the care center, Boysenberry has displayed a high level of energy. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct his energy and enthusiasm. We recommend feeding with puzzle feeders and food-dispensing toys. And we recommend only force-free, reward-based training techniques for Boysenberry. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: Level 2 Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No young children (under 5) Recommendations comments:: No young children: Due to the high level of jumping and the light mouthing seen at the care center, we recommend a home without young children. Older children who are comfortable around large, jumpy dogs should have an in-depth interaction prior to adoption. Potential challenges: : Basic manners/poor impulse control,Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition,Leash-biting,Strength/leash pulling Potential challenges comments:: Basic manners/poor impulse control: At the care center, Boysenberry is quick to jump up on people in a social manner and is mouthy with light pressure. Please see handout on Basic manners/poor impulse control. Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition: At the care center, Boysenberry is mouthy with light pressure when interacting with handlers. Please see handout on Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition. Leash-biting/ Strength/leash pulling: While walking on leash, Boysenberry jumps up, grabs the leash in his mouth and pulls on it. He also pulls very hard while walking on leash. Please see handout on Leash Manners. My medical notes are... Weight: 85 lbs Vet Notes Post Surgery Note L V T Notes 1/05/2019 [DVM Intake] DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 1y approx Microchip noted on Intake? no Microchip Number (If Applicable): History : stray Subjective: BAR Observed Behavior -wagging tail and approaches readily, allowed all handling, soft body Evidence of Cruelty seen -no Evidence of Trauma seen -no Objective T = P = 80 R = wnl BCS 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: neg oral PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: male intact, 2 testes palpable in scrotum MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: normal on external Assessment: apparently healthy Prognosis: good Plan: neuter SURGERY: Okay for surgery 991697 10/05/2019 PRE OP EXAM Subjective BARH, energetic Objective T = - P = wnl R = wnl BCS = 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: intact MSI: Ambulatory x 4, CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: externally normal Assessment - healthy SURGERY: Okay for surgery Routine Neuter => prescrotal incision made, both testes exteriorized and each spermatic cord ligated with two modified Miller's knot using 0-0 PDS; testicles were excised distal to ligatures; subcutaneous/intradermal layers closed with continuous pattern using 0-0 PDS; green-ink tattoo placed lateral to prepuce; surgical glue applied to skin incision and over tattoo site to assist with closure 11/05/2019 S/O pt BAR EENT – clear serous nasal dis-charge, no ocular discharge, mild nasal congestion, intermittent "sniffling" Assessment - Suspected CIRDC “typical kennel cough” Plan - + Move to isolation + Enrofloxacin 10 mg/kg SID for 14 days + Cerenia 2mg/kg PO SID for 4 days + Proviable x 5 days SID PO + Recheck in 7 days for resolvement and return to general population PROGNOSIS EXCELLENT Post Surgery Note L V T Notes 10/05/2019 Anesthesia Summary: Canine Neuter Pre Medication: Hydromorphone 10 mg/ml injectable, 0.39mL IM Dexmedetomidine 0.05 mg/ml injectable, 0.39mL IM Induction: Propofol 10 mg/ml injectable, 4.2mL IV Testicular block: Lidocaine/Sterile Water (1.9mL/1.9mL), administered pre-operatively. Anesthesia Notes: Size 12 fr. ET tube placed, maintained general anesthesia throughout procedure on isoflurane and O2. Used a rebreathing system with 4.0L bag. 20g IVC placed in R cephalic vessel. Intraoperative IV LRS at 5-10mL/kg/hr at: 390 mL/hr Peri-Operative NSAID/ Pain Meds: Rimadyl 50mg/mL injectable, 3.1mL, SQ, once, post-operatively, for post-operative pain relief. Recovery Status: Recovery was uneventful. Post-operative Medications Prescribed: Rimadyl 100 mg Tablets, Give 150 mg (1.5 Tablets), Orally, once a day for 2 days beginning the day after surgery. Rimadyl Dose: 2mg/Lb Anesthetist/Surgical Monitor (P#’s): 0811/ N/A L V T Notes 11/05/2019 Post Operative ChecK: Visually looks good, no discharge observed during checking. *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: http://bit.ly/2ynocEZ Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account \ Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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Children, Click, and Dogs: The most handsome huggable guy. Crash is an active young boy who LOVES toys (and is always happy to share), he is an affectionate snuggler, sweet kisser and a wonderful friend to other pups in playgroup, too 2 yrs old crash lb# 53962 Walting on Love Manhattan AC TO BE KILLED 9/21/18 Playful, Affectionate and Dog-Friendly Crash is looking for an active Family to be part of :) Please share! A volunteer writes: Crash! Boom! Bang! That's the sound of you falling head-over-heels for Crash, the most handsome, huggable guy you never knew your life was missing! I like my dogs big, boisterous and a little bossy, and Crash is all those things, but he's also an affectionate snuggler, a sweet kisser and a wonderful friend to other pups in playgroup, too. At the top of his list of not-so-secret joys are toys and balls of all kinds, and he'll sit politely (for a moment at least) to wait for my throw, then dash off, gently scoop up his prize and jog back for another round, smiling all the while. Crash never grabs or guards and is always happy to share if it means the fun and games will continue, and he's so soft and easy to handle, lightly munching away from my hand as I hold a toy for him or quietly settling across my lap for an extended back massage and chew session. He seems very house trained, but his enthusiasm for exploration and meeting new friends does result in some hard pulling on leash. A harness and a little training could teach this smart cookie how to slow his roll, or if you prefer, you can learn to jog! Crash is a lotta dog to love and he's got so much love to give to an active, experienced family. Ask to meet him at our Manhattan Care Center and get ready to fall in love. VIDEO: In Playgroup with Charleston Chew and Nyla https://youtu.be/2If5TkuCiRc Crash ID# 38962 Manhattan Animal Care Center 2 yrs old, XX lbs BROWN BRINDLE / WHITE MALE Large Mixed Breed Cross SHELTER ASSESSMENT: EXPERIENCED HOME My health has been checked. My vaccinations are up to date. My worming is up to date. I came into the shelter as a returns on 07-Sep-2018. Behavior Assessment Date of intake:: 9/7/2018 Spay/Neuter status:: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Owner Surrender (In home for one week) Bite history:: Yes, Crash bit a person and a dog while he was being walked. He lunged towards a child and the owner's girlfriend got in between the Crash and the child and she was bitten on the hand, breaking skin. He bit a dog that he was meeting while on leash, breaking skin on the dog. Date of assessment:: 8/22/2018 Look:: 2. Dog pulls out of Assessor's hands each time without settling during three repetitions. Sensitivity:: 1. Dog leans into the Assessor, eyes soft or squinty, soft and loose body, open mouth. Tag:: 2. Dog is not fearful, but is unresponsive when touched. Approaches the Assessor when the game ends (may need coaxing to approach). Dog is focused on stimuli other than the Assessor. Paw squeeze 1:: 2. Dog gently places open mouth over the Assessor's hand without applying pressure. Paw squeeze 2:: 2. Dog gently places open mouth over the Assessor's hand without applying pressure. Flank squeeze 1:: Item not conducted Flank squeeze 2:: Item not conducted Toy:: 1. Dog settles close, keeps a firm grip and is loose and wiggly. Dog does not place his/her body between you and the toy. Summary:: Crash quickly approached the assessor with a soft body and jumped up in a social manner. He jumped up several times during the assessment and was a bit mouthy, applying light pressure. He allowed all handling. Summary:: Crash may succeed best with slow introductions to other playful dogs. Summary (1):: 8/22: When introduced off leash to the female greeter dog, Crash greets politely, initially is weary of play. Once more acclimated, Crash engages in bouts of play. Summary (2):: 8/23: Crash engages in bouts of running play with a female dog. Summary (3):: 8/24-8/27: Crash engages in running, bouncy play with male and female dogs. ENERGY LEVEL:: We have no history on Crash so we cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment. However, he is a young, enthusiastic, social dog who will need daily mental and physical activity to keep him engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct his energy and enthusiasm. IN SHELTER OBSERVATIONS:: In the care center Crash displays on leash reactivity, pulling towards dogs and people he sees on walks. Prior to his adoption he had not displayed concerning levels of reactivity (hard barking, lunging etc.) but this was reported in the home environment. Since returning he has displayed high levels of reactivity in kennel as well (hard barking, jumping on the fence etc.). One on one with handlers outside Crash is highly social, seeking attention and engaging in play with toy items. He is a high energy dog and benefits from one on one time off leash in the yard with toys and humans. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: NEW HOPE ONLY Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: No children: Due to the reactivity Crash showed on leash towards a child, we recommend an adult only home. Place with a New Hope partner: Due to Crash's bite history, the behavior department recommends Crash be placed with a New Hope placement partner who is able to provide an experienced adult-only foster home. A period of decompression is recommended to allow Crash to acclimate comfortably to his new environment; force-free, reward based training only is advised when introducing Crash to new and unfamiliar situations. Consultation with a professional trainer/behaviorist is highly recommended for guidance to safely manage/modify any behavior Crash presents with outside of the care centers. Potential challenges: : Basic manners/poor impulse control,Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition,On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration Potential challenges comments:: Basic manners/poor impulse control: Crash jumps up on people a lot in a social manner. It is recommended that default behaviors such as "Leave it", "Sit/Stay", "Down" are reinforced to substitute any frustration and teach him to control his impulses instead of simply reacting; proper management is also advised. Force-free, reward based training only is recommended. Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition: Crash has shown some mouthiness in the care center. Little pressure is applied, but this is a behavior that should be extinguished through training alternate behaviors and lack of reward (ex. walking away whenever Crash's teeth make contact with skin). On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration: Crash has been reported to react to people on leash, having lunged at a child, resulting in the owner getting bitten when she got in between. Crash may need positive reinforcement, reward based training to teach him to look at you rather than other dogs. We recommend a front clip harness or head halter to help manage this behavior. We also recommend conditioning Crash to wearing a basket muzzle so he can wear a muzzle when out in public. My medical notes are... Weight: 58 lbs L V T Notes Vet Notes Medical Assistant 27/08/2018 Estimated age: 1 years Microchip noted on Intake? none Microchip Number (If Applicable):placed 985113002148580 Evidence of Cruelty seen - none Evidence of Trauma seen - none BCS 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: clean white teeth ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities SURGERY: Okay for surgery 31/08/2018 Administered 0.53mls of Butorphanol 10mg/ml, 0.60mls Dexdomitor 0.5mg/ml IV for 3-view CXR @ 12:35pm. Rads reviewed by Rounds DVM. Administered 2.65mls Enrofloxacin 100mg/ml IM, 500mls of LRS SQ. Submitted K9 PCR to IDEXX. Patient was reversed with 0.60mls of Antisedan 5mg/ml @ 1:10pm. Patient recovered without incident and was returned to housing. *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://ift.tt/2ynocEZ Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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Children, Click, and Dogs: The most handsome huggable guy. Crash is an active young boy who LOVES toys (and is always happy to share), he is an affectionate snuggler, sweet kisser and a wonderful friend to other pups in playgroup, too 2 yrs old crash lb# 53962 Walting on Love Manhattan AC TO BE KILLED 9/20/18 Playful, Affectionate and Dog-Friendly Crash is looking for an active Family to be part of :) Please share! A volunteer writes: Crash! Boom! Bang! That's the sound of you falling head-over-heels for Crash, the most handsome, huggable guy you never knew your life was missing! I like my dogs big, boisterous and a little bossy, and Crash is all those things, but he's also an affectionate snuggler, a sweet kisser and a wonderful friend to other pups in playgroup, too. At the top of his list of not-so-secret joys are toys and balls of all kinds, and he'll sit politely (for a moment at least) to wait for my throw, then dash off, gently scoop up his prize and jog back for another round, smiling all the while. Crash never grabs or guards and is always happy to share if it means the fun and games will continue, and he's so soft and easy to handle, lightly munching away from my hand as I hold a toy for him or quietly settling across my lap for an extended back massage and chew session. He seems very house trained, but his enthusiasm for exploration and meeting new friends does result in some hard pulling on leash. A harness and a little training could teach this smart cookie how to slow his roll, or if you prefer, you can learn to jog! Crash is a lotta dog to love and he's got so much love to give to an active, experienced family. Ask to meet him at our Manhattan Care Center and get ready to fall in love. VIDEO: In Playgroup with Charleston Chew and Nyla https://youtu.be/2If5TkuCiRc Crash ID# 38962 Manhattan Animal Care Center 2 yrs old, XX lbs BROWN BRINDLE / WHITE MALE Large Mixed Breed Cross SHELTER ASSESSMENT: EXPERIENCED HOME My health has been checked. My vaccinations are up to date. My worming is up to date. I came into the shelter as a returns on 07-Sep-2018. Behavior Assessment Date of intake:: 9/7/2018 Spay/Neuter status:: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Owner Surrender (In home for one week) Bite history:: Yes, Crash bit a person and a dog while he was being walked. He lunged towards a child and the owner's girlfriend got in between the Crash and the child and she was bitten on the hand, breaking skin. He bit a dog that he was meeting while on leash, breaking skin on the dog. Date of assessment:: 8/22/2018 Look:: 2. Dog pulls out of Assessor's hands each time without settling during three repetitions. Sensitivity:: 1. Dog leans into the Assessor, eyes soft or squinty, soft and loose body, open mouth. Tag:: 2. Dog is not fearful, but is unresponsive when touched. Approaches the Assessor when the game ends (may need coaxing to approach). Dog is focused on stimuli other than the Assessor. Paw squeeze 1:: 2. Dog gently places open mouth over the Assessor's hand without applying pressure. Paw squeeze 2:: 2. Dog gently places open mouth over the Assessor's hand without applying pressure. Flank squeeze 1:: Item not conducted Flank squeeze 2:: Item not conducted Toy:: 1. Dog settles close, keeps a firm grip and is loose and wiggly. Dog does not place his/her body between you and the toy. Summary:: Crash quickly approached the assessor with a soft body and jumped up in a social manner. He jumped up several times during the assessment and was a bit mouthy, applying light pressure. He allowed all handling. Summary:: Crash may succeed best with slow introductions to other playful dogs. Summary (1):: 8/22: When introduced off leash to the female greeter dog, Crash greets politely, initially is weary of play. Once more acclimated, Crash engages in bouts of play. Summary (2):: 8/23: Crash engages in bouts of running play with a female dog. Summary (3):: 8/24-8/27: Crash engages in running, bouncy play with male and female dogs. ENERGY LEVEL:: We have no history on Crash so we cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment. However, he is a young, enthusiastic, social dog who will need daily mental and physical activity to keep him engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct his energy and enthusiasm. IN SHELTER OBSERVATIONS:: In the care center Crash displays on leash reactivity, pulling towards dogs and people he sees on walks. Prior to his adoption he had not displayed concerning levels of reactivity (hard barking, lunging etc.) but this was reported in the home environment. Since returning he has displayed high levels of reactivity in kennel as well (hard barking, jumping on the fence etc.). One on one with handlers outside Crash is highly social, seeking attention and engaging in play with toy items. He is a high energy dog and benefits from one on one time off leash in the yard with toys and humans. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: NEW HOPE ONLY Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: No children: Due to the reactivity Crash showed on leash towards a child, we recommend an adult only home. Place with a New Hope partner: Due to Crash's bite history, the behavior department recommends Crash be placed with a New Hope placement partner who is able to provide an experienced adult-only foster home. A period of decompression is recommended to allow Crash to acclimate comfortably to his new environment; force-free, reward based training only is advised when introducing Crash to new and unfamiliar situations. Consultation with a professional trainer/behaviorist is highly recommended for guidance to safely manage/modify any behavior Crash presents with outside of the care centers. Potential challenges: : Basic manners/poor impulse control,Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition,On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration Potential challenges comments:: Basic manners/poor impulse control: Crash jumps up on people a lot in a social manner. It is recommended that default behaviors such as "Leave it", "Sit/Stay", "Down" are reinforced to substitute any frustration and teach him to control his impulses instead of simply reacting; proper management is also advised. Force-free, reward based training only is recommended. Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition: Crash has shown some mouthiness in the care center. Little pressure is applied, but this is a behavior that should be extinguished through training alternate behaviors and lack of reward (ex. walking away whenever Crash's teeth make contact with skin). On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration: Crash has been reported to react to people on leash, having lunged at a child, resulting in the owner getting bitten when she got in between. Crash may need positive reinforcement, reward based training to teach him to look at you rather than other dogs. We recommend a front clip harness or head halter to help manage this behavior. We also recommend conditioning Crash to wearing a basket muzzle so he can wear a muzzle when out in public. My medical notes are... Weight: 58 lbs L V T Notes Vet Notes Medical Assistant 27/08/2018 Estimated age: 1 years Microchip noted on Intake? none Microchip Number (If Applicable):placed 985113002148580 Evidence of Cruelty seen - none Evidence of Trauma seen - none BCS 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: clean white teeth ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities SURGERY: Okay for surgery 31/08/2018 Administered 0.53mls of Butorphanol 10mg/ml, 0.60mls Dexdomitor 0.5mg/ml IV for 3-view CXR @ 12:35pm. Rads reviewed by Rounds DVM. Administered 2.65mls Enrofloxacin 100mg/ml IM, 500mls of LRS SQ. Submitted K9 PCR to IDEXX. Patient was reversed with 0.60mls of Antisedan 5mg/ml @ 1:10pm. Patient recovered without incident and was returned to housing. *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://ift.tt/2ynocEZ Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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Fact: I wrote to Nassau County Executive Mangano 2 Times! in 2014; he never wrote ‘me back’

Fact: I wrote to Nassau County Executive Mangano 2 Times! in 2014; he never wrote ‘me back’

Avatar Timothy Golden • 2 years ago U.S. Department of Justice, come out, come out, wherever you are G-D wants y’all to(o) ‘take and drink’ (t)HIS Cup of (not hemlock) T: Q: before JESUS could do what JESUS did what had to happen first? A: to the NY FBI (in 2011) I passed (t)HIS note: 1) JESUS’ Grandmother had to suffer each month and then really suffer when it was time to give birth to JESUS’ Mother 2) JESUS’ Mother had to suffer each month and then really suffer when it was time to give birth to JESUS p.s. chew! chew! and ho ho ho and Marry CHRISTmas and happy belated Valentine’s Day 2016

Avatar Timothy Golden • 2 years ago U.S. Department of Justice, Q: aren’t we(e spirits) all G-D’S students? to(o) my doctor Dr. Lippe (in 2010) and to(o) the NY FBI (in 2011) I passed [HE HE HE] (t)HIS note: “woman isn’t closest to G-D because she sacrifices woman sacrifices because she is (allready?) closest to G-D” p.s. U.S. Department of Justice, Q: did the NY FBI show you (t)HIS note? Q: if the NY FBI didn’t pass you (t)HIS note then would not that mean that the NY FBI is a modern day Jonah (you’re back too)?

Avatar Timothy Golden • 2 years ago U.S. Department of Justice, Fact: to the NY FBI (in 2011) I read (t)HIS poem: a rabbi said to me, “are you a Jew?” so I said, “I am! a Jewel of (t)HE MOST HIGH” “we(e spirits) are all Jewels of (t)HE MOST HIGH” “we(e Jewels) will all be graded”

Avatar Timothy Golden • 2 years ago ______________________[yoo-hoo] [yoo-hoo] U.S. Department of Justice, come out, come out, wherever you are G-D wants y’all to(o) ‘take and drink’ (t)HIS Cup of (not hemlock) T: Fact: I gave man y (50) (five o) poems! to(o) 1) Ed Richardson (in 2009) 2) My doctor Dr. Lippe (in 2010) 3) The NY FBI (in 2011) p.s. HE HE HE p.p.s. Fact: I handed off to(o) Ed Richardson 200+ poems! 20 at a time wrapped up (rolled up! up! up!) like a baton p.p.p.s. sip! sip! and run! run! run!

Avatar Timothy Golden • 2 years ago The Universal Declaration of Human Rights Article 18. Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion; this right includes freedom to change his/her (I added her for G-D!) religion or belief, and freedom, either alone or in community with others and in public or private, to manifest his/her (I added her again for G-D!) religion or belief in teaching, practice, worship and observance. p.s. U.S. Department of Justice, let’s revise the Universal Declaration of Human Rights to(o) include her and she p.p.s. chew! chew! and HE HE HE

Avatar Timothy Golden • 2 years ago The Universal Declaration of Human Rights Article 27. (2) Everyone has the right to the protection of the moral and material interests resulting from any scientific, literary or artistic production of which he/she (I added she for G-D!) is the author. p.s. U.S. Department of Justice, let’s revise the Universal Declaration of Human Rights to(o) include her and she p.p.s. chew! chew! and HE HE HE

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago U.S. Department of Justice, Fact: my wife yelled (not at me) to me, “tim! you would be a ‘good’ cop” p.s. Q: should I or should I not ‘take and pass’ the next NYPD exam? ‘take and pass’ the next SCPD exam? ‘take and pass’ the next NCPD exam? ‘take and pass’ the next FBI exam? p.p.s. I’ll be 50 five-o is slang for(e!)… p.p.p.s. the ADEA prohibits discriminating against any person (he/she) who is 40 years young or older ‘in recruitment in advertising in hiring’ p.p.p.p.s. bro(t)her! I can (can you?) hear (t)he mocking bird

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago bro(t)her! don’t forget to(o) pay your Celestial taxes! in devotion (by writing songs) and in deeds (by righting wrongs)

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago to(o) my doctor Dr. Lippe in 2010 and to(o) the NY FBI in 2011 I passed (t)HIS poem: FATHER! each child of YOURS a door yea! son each child of MINE adore

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago U.S. Department of Justice, Fact: 4 NYS WCB commissioners’ terms expired in 2012 and 2013; Q: are they (he/she) ‘reviewing (examining) and rescinding’ sitting NYS WCALJudges’ decisions? p.s. Trust but Verify p.p.s. NYS WCB commissioner bios (google it! ask it! yahoo it! bing it! aol it!)

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago two detectives were standing behind me talking while I waited on line at Salpino’s: the male detective says to the female detective, “what’s that saying? good things come to those who wait” (that may be true for some people some of the times) what’s true for all peoples all of the time is what JESUS said, “G-D comes to those who don’t hate”

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago like Abraham, Carry A Nation smashed dumb men’s idols (bottles of booze) with her hatchet p.s. don’t judge Carry A Nation Carry A Nation was surrounded by(e bye) dumb-he!s (‘the walking dead’): 1) racists and misogynists who drank until they got drunk 2) racists and misogynists who wouldn’t let woman (the ones who gave birth to them) vote (express herself)

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago 83 years ago Jackie Mitchell struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig (back to back) Q: how was Jackie Mitchell rewarded? A: A few days after Mitchell struck out Ruth and Gehrig, baseball commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis voided her contract and declared women unfit to play baseball as the game was “too strenuous.” p.s. 83 years after Jackie Mitchell struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig (back to back) I pitched (not a baseball) a law (Lily’s Law: 21 to buy laxatives; keep laxatives behind counter so(w!) THAT kids don’t steal laxatives! laxatives are addictive and do cause serious internal injuries) to legislators (those men and women who can help (hit a homerun for) millions of girls who are battling eating disorders) p.p.s. I pitched Lily’s Law to Legislator Denenberg 7 months ago; he never wrote ‘me back’ I pitched Lily’s Law to the DOJ and NYS AG 5 months ago; not one wrote ‘me back’ I pitched Lily’s Law to US senator Gillibrand 3 months ago; she never wrote ‘me back’ I pitched Lily’s Law to Nassau County Executive Mangano 3 months ago; he never wrote ‘me back’ if no one wrote ‘me back’ then no one hit a homerun for girls! p.p.p.s if I pitched Lily’s Law to you too NYS governor and senate do you think you would hit a homerun for girls! or would you strike out? p.p.p.p.s. Q: how can journalists and reporters and newspapers hit homeruns for girls!? A: help girls! by raising awareness and by holding legislators accountable! ask everyone I wrote to (pitched Lily’s Law to): if you are pro-woman and pro-girl power then why did you not hit a homerun when Timothy J Golden pitched Lily’s Law to you? p.p.p.p.p.s. don’t tell anyone but this morning while everyone was sleeping I pitched Lily’s Law: 21 to buy laxatives to(o): 1) Congressman Pete King 2) US Senator Schumer p.p.p.p.p.p.s. hit a homerun for girls! ‘just’ like (t)HE BABE

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago U.S. Department Of Justice, how many African-American women and men have been, are, will be (guaranteed) in the future NYS WCB commissioners, chair and general counsel? how many Asian-American women and men have been, are, will be (guaranteed) in the future NYS WCB commissioners, chair and general counsel? how many Latin-American women and men have been, are, will be (guaranteed) in the future NYS WCB commissioners, chair and general counsel? how many Native-American women and men have been, are, will be (guaranteed) in the future NYS WCB commissioners, chair and general counsel? p.s. GOD loves: A) equal representation B) separation of powers C) checks and balances p.p.s. bro(t)her! know GOD’S ABCs

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago U.S. Department of Justice, Q: who appoints NYS WCB commissioners? A: NYS governor Q: who confirms NYS WCB commissioners? A: NYS senate p.s. U.S. Department of Justice, when you delivered the FDNY the news “hire! all people (not just friends and family)” did you (DOJ) go down the FDNY’s chimney? or did you (DOJ) kick the FDNY’s door down? p.p.s. 1) NYS WCB commissioner bios 2) NYS WCB 2001 Annual Report 3) NYS WCB 2006 Annual Report

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago U.S. Department of Justice, Q: who’s the NYS WCB vice chair? A: Frances Libous Q: why does NYS governor and NYS senate allow a nurse (a non-attorney) to practice law and ‘review’ (examine) NYS WCALJudges’ decisions? A: ask Frances Libous U.S. Department of Justice, Trust but Verify p.s. NYS WCB commissioner bios (google it! ask it! yahoo it! bing it! aol it!)

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago U.S. Department of Justice, Q: does not nepotism + 8 unqualified non-attorney NYS WCB commissioners = NYS WCB adjudication fraud? p.s. Trust but Verify p.p.s. NYS WCB commissioner bios (google it! ask it! yahoo it! bing it! aol it!)

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago U.S. Department of Justice, while you were sleeping I went fishing on GOD’S web look at what I caught and reeled in: NYS WCB 2001 Annual Report NYS WCB 2006 Annual Report eat! eat! U.S. Department of Justice, how many Indian-American women and men do you see in reports? how many African-American women and men do you see in reports? how many Asian-American women and men do you see in reports? how many Latin-American women and men do you see in reports? how many Native-American women and men do you see in reports? how many ME-American women and men do you see in reports? p.s. someone call the cops! (someone call the EEOC!)

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago dumb-he! vs smart-he! 12 labours of hercules vs 12 tests of Abraham p.s. bro(t)her! don’t be a dumb-he! bro(t)her! be a smart-he!

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago U.S. Department of Justice, if I know the Oath of Asaph then should not all IME doctors know the Oath of Asaph

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago U.S. Department of Justice, I wrote to(o) Nassau County Executive Mangano 3 months ago: do your best to(o) stop IME doctor fraud! IME doctor fraud hurts: 1) Nassau County homeowners/taxpayers who suffered on-duty work-accidents/injuries 2) Suffolk County homeowners/taxpayers who suffered on-duty work-accidents/injuries Since 2007, there’s a ‘Standard for Independent Medical Examinations’ (google it! ask it! yahoo it! bing it! aol it!) do undercover IME doctor fraud stings! I gave to(o) NYS WCB chair Beloten for free (ho ho ho): A) the universal IME form with carbon copy B) the NYS WC Claimants’ BILL of RIGHTS C) the NYS WC Claimants’ Handbook p.s. NYS WCB chair Beloten never wrote ‘me back’ (so sad) p.p.s. Nassau County Executive Mangano never wrote ‘me back’ (so sad)

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago U.S. Department of Justice, I’ll never forget what Nassau Community College’s Professor Ash said (whispered) to me (in 2006), “tim! you’re a poet!” p.s. my class did not hear what Professor Ash said to me p.p.s. Trust but Verify p.p.p.s. ask Professor Ash if you don’t believe (Trust) me

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago bro(t)her! is not life GOD’S rollercoaster? does not GOD provide each Hi!gh (that hi and that hi and that hi)? don’t devils (dumb-he!s) cause each hell (low)? p.s. bro(t)her! don’t you ever think THAT when your ride is over you (wee spirit) are going to ask GOD, “FATHER! can I go “on” (“in man”) again?”

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago GOD’S Two Part Plan for man (nunc) part I stop sinning (behave!) part II start saving (act!) GOD’S Two Part Plan for man (tunc) part I cease to do evil part II learn to do well p.s. ho ho ho

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago bro(t)her! do your best to(o) be pro-woman and pro-girl power G-D is!

Avatar Timothy Golden • 3 years ago if you want to help millions of girls and women now and in the future then make law! Lily’s Law: 21 to buy laxatives; keep laxatives behind counter so(w!) THAT kids don’t steal laxatives! laxatives are addictive and do cause serious internal injuries p.s. I (knocked) wrote to(o) Legislator Dave Denenberg 7 months ago; he never wrote ‘me back’ I (knocked) wrote to(o) DOJ and NYS AG 5 months ago; not one wrote ‘me back’ I (knocked) wrote to(o) US senator from NY Kirsten Gillibrand 3 months ago; she never wrote ‘me back’ I (knocked) wrote to(o) Nassau County Executive Mangano 3 months ago; he never wrote ‘me back’ p.p.s. if you say THAT you are pro-woman and pro-girl power then prove THAT (make Lily’s Law law)

no Avatar Retired_MP Timothy Golden • 3 years ago After reading all 20 of your incomprehensible posts all I can say is I hope you are getting care from a doctor.

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Timothy Golden 7 months ago

U.S. Department of Justice, 

Q: isn't a T scandal brewing at the FBI? 

A: [HE HE HE] 

p.s. 

sip! sip! 

_______________________[yoo-hoo] [yoo-hoo] 

U.S. Department of Justice, 

Fact: I (knocked) wrote to(o) the NY FBI 2 times in 2011; 

1) 26 Federal Plaza NY NY 10278-0004 signed for by L. Carr on 1/7/11 

https://tools.usps.com/go/TrackConfirmAction?tLabels=EG825925998US 

the NY FBI never wrote 'me back' (so sad) 

2) 26 Federal Plaza NY NY 10278-0004 signed for by L. Carr on 3/4/11 

https://tools.usps.com/go/TrackConfirmAction?tLabels=EG825927058US 

the NY FBI never wrote 'me back' (so sad) 

Fact: I got back and I am saving both signed green cards (USPS Form 3811) 

p.s. 

Q: who was in charge of the NY FBI then (tunc)? 

A: Janice Fedarcyk 

Q: did not Janice Fedarcyk work closely with Loretta Lynch?

A: si! oui! vai! hai! haan! jee! ja! да! yea!

(I got THAT today (yea!) from Loretta Lynch hearing) 

p.p.s. 

Q: did those women 'see' the 50 (five o) poems! I [HE HE HE] sent? 

Q: did those women 'hear' about the 50 (five o) poems! I [HE HE HE] sent? 

Q: did those women 'see' my written complaint I mailed? 

Q: did those women 'hear' about my written complaint I mailed? 

Q: did those women "investigate! IME doctor fraud"? 

Q: did the NY FBI 'take and pass' G-D'S Mail around? 

Q: did the NY FBI throw out (discard)(abort) G-D'S Mail 

(as if T rash)? 

Q: where is G-D'S Mail right now (nunc)? 

Q: is the NY FBI a modern day Jonah? 

Q: does not every single law enforcement agency have a duty to(o) 

the American Taxpayer / complainanT / vicTim / claimanT to(o) 

1) accept complaint (IME doctor fraud!) 

2) investigate complaint (IME doctor fraud!) 

3) communicate with complainanT [HE HE HE] 

4) resolve complaint in a Timely manner (180 days or less) 

p.p.p.s. 

U.S. Department of Justice, 

please answer (t)HIS questions 

p.p.p.p.s. 

Q: what's FOIA? 

_____________________ 

U.S. Department of Justice, 

Q: before JESUS could do what JESUS did what had to happen first? 

A: to the NY FBI (in 2011) I fed (t)HIS poem: 

1) JESUS' Grandmother Anne had to suffer each month and then really suffer

when it was time to give birth to JESUS' Mother 

2) JESUS' Mother Mary had to suffer each month and then really suffer 

when it was time to give birth to JESUS 

p.s. 

eat! eat! mangia mangia comer comer mange mange לאכול לאכול עסן עסן ешь ешь खाओ खाओ ਖਾਣੀ ਖਾਣ ਦੀ 吃吃 食べます 먹고 먹고

_____________________ 

 U.S. Department of Justice, 

to(o) my doctor Dr. Lippe (in 2010) and to(o) the NY FBI (in 2011) 

I passed [HE HE HE] (t)HIS note: 

"woman isn't closest to G-D 

because she sacrifices 

woman sacrifices because 

she is (allready?) closest to G-D" 

p.s. 

U.S. Department of Justice, 

Q: did the NY FBI pass you (t)HIS note? 

Q: if the NY FBI didn't show you (t)HIS note then 

would not that mean that the NY FBI is a modern day 

Jonah (you're back too)? 

______________________ 

U.S. Department of Justice, 

Fact: to the NY FBI (in 2011) I read (t)HIS poem: 

a rabbi said to me, “are you a Jew?” so I said, 

“I am! a Jewel of (t)HE MOST HIGH” 

“we(e spirits) are all Jewels of (t)HE MOST HIGH” 

“we(e Jewels) will all be graded” 

_____________________ 

U.S. Department of Justice, 

Fact: I gave man y (50) (five o) poems! to(o) 

1) Ed Richardson (in 2009) 

2) my doctor Dr. Lippe (in 2010) 

3) the NY FBI (in 2011) 

p.s. 

ho ho ho 

p.p.s. 

Fact: I handed off to(o) Ed Richardson 200+ poems! 

20 at a time wrapped up (rolled up! up! up!) like a baton 

p.p.p.s. 

chew! chew! 

and 

run! run! run! 

________________[cock-a-doodle do!o] [cock-a-doodle do!o] 

U.S. Department of Justice, 

wakie wakie 

let’s go fishing! 

on G-D’S web 

for(e!): The Universal Declaration of Human Rights 

(google it! vs google chrome it!) 

Q: did you ‘catch and reel in’ (t)HIS: 

Article 18. 

Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion; 

this right includes freedom to change his/her (I added her for G-D!) religion 

or belief, and freedom, either alone or in community with others and 

in public or private, to manifest his/her (I added her again for G-D!) religion 

or belief in teaching, practice, worship and observance. 

p.s. 

U.S. Department of Justice, 

let's revise the Universal Declaration of Human Rights to(o) 

include her and she 

p.p.s. 

chew! chew! 

_________________[cock-a-doodle do!o] [cock-a-doodle do!o] 

U.S. Department of Justice, 

wakie wakie 

let’s go fishing! 

on G-D’S web 

for(e!): The Universal Declaration of Human Rights 

(google it! vs google chrome it!) 

Q: did you ‘catch and reel in’ (t)HIS: 

Article 27. 

(2) Everyone has the right to the protection of the moral and material interests

resulting from any scientific, literary or artistic production of which 

he/she (I added she for G-D!) is the author. 

p.s. 

U.S. Department of Justice, 

let's revise the Universal Declaration of Human Rights to(o) 

include her and she 

p.p.s. 

chew! chew!

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUBBVHaauWE)

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Timothy Golden  1 year ago U.S. Department of Justice, Q: can you 'see' G-D singing and dancing in HIS Mail?

Timothy Golden  1 year ago U.S. Department of Justice, remember what orthopedic IME Moriarty wrote in his IME report about me: 1) claimant is bizarre (that's libel! coming from the mouth or pen of a non-psychiatrist/non-psychologist) 2) claimant carried numerous religious books into my office (that's not true!) Q: does not numerous mean too many to count? I carried 'just' 3 books into his office? A) Great Jewish Women B) Great Rabbis C) The Torah 3) I saw claimant reading The Torah with a magnifying glass (that's true!) 4) do not resend claimant. He frightened me and my office staff (that hurts! remember: do no harm ) p.s. U.S. Department of Justice? (Scooby Do!o), where are you? (up a tree?) 1) request orthopedic IME Moriarty's 2 IME reports about me 2) 'see' (for yourselves) the libel and the inaccuracies 3) question the NYS WCB and the NYS WCB chair and the NYS WCB general counsel and the NYS WCB Fraud Inspector General: Q: what are you doing to combat IME doctor libel and IME doctor fraud (2-5 minute phony IMEs)

Timothy Golden  1 year ago U.S. Department of Justice? (Scooby Do!o), where are you? (up a tree?) Investigate! the SEC so(w!) THAT you can Educate! the SEC the SEC should've known better: Ms. Katz at the SEC called me in 2013 and said, "Mr. Golden (Mr. Golden Mr. Golden) 1) we (the SEC) can't help you. 2) Brian Burke no longer works in this office; he transferred out. 3) we (the SEC) are not a law enforcement agency." p.s. U.S. Department of Justice, Fact: what Ms. Katz said to me in 2013 was untrue. 1) the SEC could've and should've helped me (a taxpayer/a victim/a complainant) because the SEC is a law enforcement agency! (that's their words! I found while fishing on G-D'S web in their mission statement ) 2) I filed a formal complaint against Nexia Holdings (pull my SEC file) with 3 different SEC offices in 2008; all 3 wrote 'me back'. I got back and I am saving all signed letters. After I wrote to(o) the NY FBI in 2011 Brian Burke from the SEC? called me and said, "Mr. Golden we (the SEC?) are going to get 'you back' your money ($180,000). I wrote to(o) the SEC in 2013, (Dear SEC,... "where's my money?"). p.p.s. U.S. Department of Justice, Q1: why would Brian Burke from the SEC? call me (out of 'know where') and tell me, "Mr. Golden we (the SEC) are going to get 'you back' your money ($180,000)? Q2: who told Brian Burke from the SEC? to call me in 2011? Q3: why did it take 3 different SEC offices 2 1/2 years to call 'me back'? Q4: it's 2015 (7 years later) where's my money ($180,000)? Q5: why did Ms. Katz from the SEC call me in 2013 and say, 1) "Mr. Golden we (the SEC) can't help you. 2) "(Mr. Golden) Brian Burke no longer works here... 3) "(Mr. Golden) we (the SEC) are not a law enforcement agency." p.p.p.s. 5 = a hand

Timothy Golden  1 year ago U.S. Department of Justice, come out, come out, wherever you are Fact: I gave man y (50) (five o) poems! to(o) 1) Ed Richardson (in 2009) 2) my doctor Dr. Lippe (in 2010) 3) the NY FBI (in 2011) p.s. ho ho ho p.p.s. Fact: I handed off to(o) Ed Richardson 200+ poems! 20 at a time wrapped up (rolled up! up! up!) like a baton p.p.p.s. chew! chew! and run! run! run!

Timothy Golden  1 year ago U.S. Department of Justice, to(o) my doctor Dr. Lippe (in 2010) and to(o) the NY FBI (in 2011) I gave (ho ho ho) (t)HIS note: "woman isn't closest to G-D because she sacrifices woman sacrifices because she is (allready?) closest to G-D" p.s. U.S. Department of Justice, Q: did the NY FBI share with you (t)HIS note? Q: if the NY FBI didn't show you (t)HIS note then would not that mean that the NY FBI is a modern day Jonah?

Timothy Golden  1 year ago U.S. Department of Justice, Fact: 4 NYS WCB commissioners' terms expired in 2012 and 2013. Q: are any NYS WCB commissioners (whose terms have expired) ‘reviewing and rescinding’ any NYS WCALJudge’s decisions? p.s. Trust but Verify p.p.s. NYS WCB commissioner bios (google it! vs google chrome it! vs yahoo it! vs ask it! vs bring it!)

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT2daisxdvA)