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dawg hrt stopped my period for like. 2.5 weeks. girl. girl it's back what is this nonsense.
#im gonna start swinging#cosmic punishment for not having it for like 5 yrs straight or whatever#😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
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just saw someone on tiktok say venti doesnt have trauma ohhh someone hold me back
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it took 4 years of undergrad and 1.5 years of grad school but i am finally being fucked over by a college bookstore
#'in stock' and then my order isnt ready bc u have to ship them from another state isnt what 'in stock' means#im gonna start swinging
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if doordash steals my gift.....
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I can taste the metal of the gun in my mouth chat 💔
Hey IT fandom, the us government is trying to pass a legislation called the screen act that would apply the same bans we've seen in libraries to the entire internet. It would bar anyone under 18 from acessing websites with explicit content (lgbtq+,civil rights, gore, sexuality) and would affect tumblr, ao3, reddit, and pretty much every other website. If this takes affect it could potentially lead to fanfiction.net and ao3 being deleted because they are based in america and this could cripple them. With that being said, if you have any IT fics you REALLY care about on ffn and ao3 you should download them. Especially if they're ones you've written and don't have back ups of. Idk if this act will actually pass but it's better to be safe than sorry.
Also for people not in the US you should still save them, because even tho the law is in the us, it will effect ao3 and ffn as a whole. I've already saved a bunch and you should too.
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just got so fucking jumpscared by my coworker
#shelby stop ranting#AY YO [REDACTED] IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN#IM GONNA START SWINGING#anyways yall enjoying my decent into madness#i got about 3 hours of sleep and the work coffee machine closest to me is busyed and i dont have time to go to the other one#so we vibin (all of us are going completely fucking bonkers)
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ponyboy who was for sure a why? why is this that way? how? what does this do? kid n darry who wanted SO bad to be the type of brother who is like cool! I can teach my kid brother somethin! but rapidly devolved into 'cause I said so' older siblin at an ALARMIN rate
#he pulls out the cause i said so n ponys like hey they never works for me :/#n darrys like thats cause ur a kid#n ponys like well u are too🫵#n darrys gotta be like yeah well ik older so what i say goes#when they were younger they were just such stereotypical siblings i fear#n darry n pony had a BIG age gap#so pony would start askin a thousand questions n darrys like ohhhh im gonna swing on this kid shut UP#n then has to grab himself by the shoulders n be like ah#well im 14#n pony is 8#maybe i need to calm down#(it only half works)#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#darry curtis#the curtis brothers
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Oh my god I am ILL
HOW DID JIMMY KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE DRUG COCKTAIL WITH RANDOM SHIT ON THE SHIP
HOW DID HE KNOW IT WOULD KNOCK SOMEONE OUT
HOW DID HE KNOW TO TELL DAISUKE THAT SWANSEA WOULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER ANYTHING AFTER
HOW WOULD HE KNOW
HOW
UNLESS HE'D DONE IT BEFORE
I AM GOING TO TEAR THAT MAN'S FACE OFF WITH MY TEETH
Ty for coming to my TED talk :)
#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#i hate this guy so much#someone hold me back#im gonna start swinging on him#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing game
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GOOD MORNIN i come bearing fish from last night's aggie 🐟
Full image under the cut! @eyydhyeet
wooahagggg
#my post broke the last time stg it it does it again im gonna start swinging#roblox pressure#pressure roblox#sebastian pressure#sebastian solace#sebastian solace fanart#pressure fanart#feli's art
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connor was way too calm in this scene if i were him i would've been so pissed off i'd start swinging on rk900. come catch this fade cillian murphy!!
#because fym you're gonna introduce me to my replacement AND tell me im gonna be shut off for good??#and then tell ME I CAN LEAVE?#nah id start swinging on the BOTH of them#imagine doing your job just to be told you're being replaced and shut off bruh#shitpost#detroit become human#dbh#dbh connor#connor rk800#rk800#connor rk900#rk900#nines rk900#Amanda dbh
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how did you know my exact followup thoughts
#before i was interrupted briefly by telepathy. AS i was SAYing;;;;;#IM GONNA YANK HISMN OUT BY THE PONYTAIL . OYUTTA THAT STAGE!!#THERE ARE SO MANY CLAN MEMBERS MORE QUALIFIED THAN YOU. I DO NOT NEED YOU HERE#WHAT? YOU GONA GROW YOUR HAIR OUT LONG ? BECAUSE VC EDMOND STARTED THE TREND???#AND OLIVINE PLAYED ALONG?#OHHHH THE AUDACAITY OF YOU DEVS FOR POSTING OLI RIGHT AFTER EDMOND AND LURING ME INTO A FALSE SENSE OF#WHATEVER THAT WAS#yakumo gonna take ONE swing and accidentally chop his own hair off#or several fingers. or plot twist! he's not wielding a sword!#it's a REALLY LONG LADLE#blunt force trauma says what#GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#WHERE IS DANTE!!!!!!!!!!!!#WE COULD BE RGB WITHOUT THIS.. THIS ACCURSED PLAGUE UPON MY EXISXTSSENCE#OUWUGH#THE FEAR i felt when yall shoved this silhouette at me#and the first thing i thought (unlike for yesterday's silhouette) OH NO. yakumo's hair DOES do *that*#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Clarification Note: This poll features Bianca, not Nico.
*Shares name with Solangelo (Nico di Angelo x Will Solace) due to di Angelo siblings sharing a surname
#riordanverse#pjo#pjato#will solace#bianca di angelo#shipping polls#non-canon ships#i started laughing way too much over this submission cause. just. SOLANGELO....*TWO!*#solanca#solangelo#< i know im swinging at a wasp's nest doing that but this is just too funny to me#it was submitted without a ship name but given Nico we can pretty safely presume solangelo is the most likely option which is HILARIOUS#im just taking a wild guess with solanca cause thats the only other ship name i can fathom thats not solangelo besides idk. Bill? Biancill?#Edit: somebody else has suggested Wianca so i've added that#idk man. Solangelo 2 is just really funny to me though#i wanna run a second poll now that's just ''what should the ship name for this be''#anyways im not gonna tag this one crack-ship even though bianca dies before will is introduced#its like. borderline.
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idk if it's a fun fact or not but! Right's favorite color is green. He never wears green but it's his favorite color. then I've been working on silly emotes for my OCs and they're "disappointeddad" and "tryme".
(Also there is an AU where these two are knights along with Paul and Evelyn while Brent/Caspian/Atticus are princes. Chris is basically Caspian's personal guard while Right just runs around trying to do everything to stay busy even when not on duty which stresses Chris out. But since he's kinda busy with the crown prince it defaults to Paul having to babysit Right.)
#my characters#oops i fell in love#genuinely shocked ocs has such a high percentage on the poll i did NOT expect that#bu this isn't even due to that it is just starting to get stormy and im just.... gonna have to shut down soon#and was craving chris today#so he gets an emote and also another doodle with right#bc i dont draw them together enough and that right there was the closest he had to a friend in his mind before brent#like chris was SO proud to be the one right would vent to bc that meant he was trusted AND not the reason right is angry#then hes like oops gotta swing by work on my off day and this is a problem because dottr#so he brings his SWEET LIL GIRL into work who immediately decides right is the nicest person ever and she loves him#and chris is like please anyone but him#but alas he loves his daughter and he adores his work children (p much everyone else) so he allows angel#also fwiw karen is not actually as much of a physical menace as it might seem#like sure she craves the murder as a warlock in a fictional setting but she honestly is v gentle#she might push and shove at paul some times but thats bc thats basically family and then#she just cuddles up next to him when sleepy at a bar bc they always sit next to each other#and it shocks no one to see her falling asleep on him and she is just a usually patient person !#but come on right is a menace verbally and she can only put up with so much until he stops being such a dick
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this is probably one of the most wonderful videos ive made using capcut
★ feat : @chamom1le-t3a . @thecultoflove nd @jumjum-crafts 's tonys
#FOR THE RECORD. hv tony does not know what the act colloquially known as “throwing it back” means#alright . great ? great.#i got one of those super bad mood swings that make me want to fuck shit up last night and i tried to make something to distract myself#yes i started making this at midnight . im sorry that it looks kind of rushed#and im sorry if none of my wonderful friends wanted to be included in this – you can tell me to delete it and i will no problem#though frankly you could even ask me to stab myself and tbh id do it#I HAVE PROBLEMS BUT THATZ OKAY !!!!!#i remembered my colin crossover posts and i thought “why not do one for my FAVORITE LITTLE GUY !!!!”#thought it worked because tony already has a connection to fish in the dhmis cannon or smth#anyway . my favourite tonys !!! all in one place !!! wowow !!!#okay well i guess im gonna go now#please stay safe . drink water . bye-bye#dhmis#dhmis art#dhmis au#dhmis tony#tony the talking clock#dhmis hv tony#capcut#suggestive audio#sort of ? i just want to cover my bases :3
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HELL'S GREATEST DAD ↳ from Hazbin Hotel Season One (2024): 1x05 - "Dad Beat Dad"
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#alastor#hazbin alastor#music vids: s1#dad beat dad#my videos#anyone else think the way he was holding alastor's head twice is foreshadowing? served it to her on a plate then had it as a pic on the cak#i hope it's foreshadowing lol#he was also feeding her his eyes and shadow tentacles as spaghetti and meatballs askjdfakjshdfjkls#bro was SO MAD LMFAO#song: hell's greatest dad#charlie#charlie morningstar#mimzy#hazbin mimzy#hey hey pssst... you know those 3 cards that swing by before the slot machine?#the middle one is lucifer as the king of spades - the same card alastor was in husk's overlord flashback.#DETAILS!! I LOVE THE DETAILS IN THIS SHOW!#RIP VID QUALITY BTW#tumblr really axed this one huh#also don't get me started on the symbolism behind alastor's whole deal in this song there is SO MUCH GOING ON#lucifer is overbearing yes but all his lyrics are ''im gonna help you cuz i love you'' meanwhile alastor's are ''IM SO GREAT AND COOL''#easy. but look at the doorway behind them when he dances with her on the stairs. it looks like spidery fingers reaching out from behind#to grasp/trap her in a dark place. THE ENTIRE ''ASSISTANCE'' PART#LITERALLY PUTTING ALL THAT STRESS ON HER THEN ''SAVES HER'' AFTER#THE ''IM YOUR GUY YOUR DAY TO DAY'' HE'S LITERALLY BOXING HER IN/TRAPPING HER WHILE PLAYING FRIENDLY#and do i even have to point out the obvious ''separating you from your blood family'' thing he has going on and the whole time#WATCH IT ELKMAN I WILL KILL YOU. YOU ARE LUCKY YOU'RE MODERATELY/MOSTLY ENTIRELY LIKEABLE AND FUNNY.
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The relationship Maddie and Mr. Anderson had will never cease to make me cry. He was like a father figure to her. Because he knew hers was taken from her too soon. And he knew what was going on at home because he had an alcoholic parent too. I am so mad that he lost his job and went to jail even though what he did was wrong. I understand why he's in jail but it makes me sad for Maddie now because she just lost another person that she saw as an authority figure. The only person she even saw as an authority figure. Cause her mom sure asf wasn't one.
#SANDRA. SOBER TF UP. NOW.#Sandra better lock in for her kid or im gonna start swinging#with a pair of nunchuks/ref#also i am the number 1 mr. anderson defender in the entire school spirits fandom#he only stole the money from the boosters club so he could pay off his dads debt :(#hes truly a good guy trust#also just like sandra said#this country does not pay teachers enough#so i totally get why he stole the money#school spirits#maddie nears#madison nears#derek anderson#mr. anderson
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