#dad beat dad

[zootopiathingz]

Was Alastor trying to pretend he was Charlie's boyfriend towards Lucifer at first? Was he actually sending mixed signals about their supposed relationship just so the king would assume they were dating??

If so, that's hilariously amazing, I wish he kept the act up, imagine how much shipping fuel we could have had. Like Alastor could have acted like the obnoxiously perfect gentleman to Charlie (Pulling her up a seat at the table, kissing her hand, giving her more compliments, etc.) with her appreciating his gestures, all while Lucifer was silently fuming in the background.

Later, when Charlie finally reveals to her dad that she was actually dating Vaggie, he would be extremely relieved. "Oh, thank FUCK you weren't dating the busboy. Maggie's much more your type!" Cue confused sputtering from Charlie that her dad assumed she was with Alastor all while Lucifer hugged the life out of Vaggie.

If episode 5 went this way, not only does Vaggie get validation from her girlfriend's dad, we also get to have Charlastor moments. It's a win-win for both ships!

This description genuinely feels like an early draft of the episode that was eventually scrapped. Anon are you secretly a writer for the show??🤔

Nah cuz you mean this man is trying to act like her fATheR here??

…what😀

Oh and then THIS being Lucifer’s reaction to Al being all charming and touchy with Charlie??

Tell me that’s not the face of a dad disapproving his daughter’s boyfriend with questionable motives lmao

[luminixx]

“Your mom” gone wrong. Not the right person.

this is lowkey so unserious don't kill me. it's a reference to all that stuff about his mother that I am seeing.

[kimik0hippie]

Two dads😭

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

Hence the rubber duckies.

[sidsinning]

I can't comprehend the fact that Lucifer is quite literally the King of Hell and a major fallen angel who is probably thousands of times stronger than anyone in hell bc the mans is a goofy emotional wreck while also being a total sweetie

Mans has got an apple on his top hat

[nobodydoeseverything]

If I had a nickel for every time a Hellaverse father was a depressed, lonely, wacky little guy, who is sort of alienated from his daughter due to circumstances but is trying his best, then I’D HAVE THREE GODDAMN NICKELS GODDAMMIT VIV I’M ALREADY SO ATTACHED GIVE ME A BREAK

[hazbin-hotel-alastor]

Arte de: https://x.com/ludodoodle?s=21&t=vxmwf345OMSyXzbpuNpwKQ

[retroflexs]

Split tongue. 👀

Silly snake man.

[yashawiki]

Okay, so everybody has been talking about Lucifer aggressively playing the violin but the image of him with an accordion is also hilarious af

I love that man so much

[elliottsheep]

He's flattening them in the song/they're apparently turned backwards so

THEY'RE HIS EARS

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IMPORTANT UPDATE:

but this time he angy

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BONUS:

okay I'm done 🦌

[puritydoom]

Their faces when Mimzy arrives 💀

[notemaker]

They make me laugh.

[correlance]

I feel like the "Alastor is a heartless, evil villain who could never care about anyone other than himself" conversations tend to overlook what Mimzy said in Episode 5 about Alastor when he was alive:

Also, this has me wondering what tipsy or drunk Alastor is like...

[houngry]

lucifer: *aggresive fiddle solo*

alastor: *even more aggresive piano solo*

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

UWU

[wyxxiee]

i need more alastor ears movement i am going insane