#im hysterical

[as-i-watch]

Between the lesbian that cant beat the monsterfucker allegations and the autistic man with the special interest, she really underestimated her crowd

[nic-coughlan]

penelope: i can do whistledown on my own

colin: BET

[idontmakelaugh]

not Armand drinking a glass of blood while in the dining room so that Daniel can't bully him anymore

[alysrivers-xo]

i have no words i

[saturday-byte]

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you bred a random prehistoric bird with a modern goose. Do you get like, a very angry abomination that barely flies and bites people? An eagle with liver problems?

This is such a thought my drunk brain cannot take this. no man I hadn't thought of that ............

[beach-love-sparkles2]

Look how cute my spooky little cross stitch turned out…. I still have the line work to do but still!

[ellenolphe]

Adolphe sketcherssss

[guuuhngh]

Buying a new zombies map instead of drugs is so fulfilling.. like with $20 I could’ve bought 2g’s, but I got a new map to play on for $8! And I saved money to buy Xbox live next month! High five!

I’m not going to say which map, I will unveil that in tonight’s stream :3

Btw I’m not sure when I’m going live, I’m waiting for Bo4 to download rn.. OOPS 🤭🤭

All I can say is.. I can’t wait to see my beloved🩷🖤🩷

[isopodmithrun]

i think rimbauds speech to chuuya as hes dying in 15 is ridiculously funny because without the context of stormbringer hes just like "chuuya... youre human. trust. dont ever doubt that. be urself. arahabakis there but its not like. all of you. promise."

[lifenconcepts]

OU GOS L I I PLEASE GEAR ME OUT HERE ILL TRY BE AASS HCOHERENT AS POSSIBLE

I AM EXPEREICNING PURE WUPHORIA, A JOY UNLIKE ANY ORHEE HUMAN ONE,

AND DESPITE THAT DACT - I AM VERY REGRETFUL FOR IT AND OH SO DESPERATELT WANT IT TO END

YET IT WILL ONLY DRY OUT ON ITS OWN ANS I ASSURE YOU THAT THE FOLLOWING ME WILL BE far lESS OPTIMISTIC THAN I AM NOW

I DONT KNOW WHY, I DONT KNOW WHO, AND I DONT KNOW WJEN, BUT SOMETHING JUST FLICKERED AND MU BODY IS SOMEWHAT NOT MINE AND YET I AM SO MUSELF

SHEER CONFIDENCE AND DOPAMINE RUNNING THROUGH EVEEY MUSCLE TO THE POINT OF FORMING A TREMBLE

IT WASNT INFLUENCED NOT THAT I REMMEBER BUT I DONT REALLY REMEMBER MCUH NOW

PLEASE DONT VIEW ME AS CEAZY I JUST I JUST I HAVE TO FULFIL THE CRAZY URGE Of WRITING OR ILL GENUINELY FO INSANE

PLEASE STAND BY AND CHILLOUT I WILL SOON BURN OUT LIKE A STAR !!!!!!!!!!!!

CAPS ARE NECCESARY TO VOICE MY MINDS VOLUME, KEYBOARRDNBD IS EVEEYWHERE, MY HAAND SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES, AND IM SO EXCITED TO SHARE THAT IM GOING AGAINST ALL MY OWN MORALS LIKE A MAN TRAPPED BEHIND A SCREEN TO HIS OWN BODY

THIS IS SO GREAT BUT SO HORIRBLE I REALLY AM SORRRURBABHAHHAHAHHAHHAHDJCHDJJAJXJFSHJXJDJJSJZJSJDB OIHHDHD I LOVE WEITITNG PLEASE LET ME WRITE OH U LOVE IT I LOVEEE ITTT

[magmythedevil]

I FUCKING KNEW MDTWT WOULD EXPLODE IN FIRE AT ANY MOMENT WITH ALL THIS TENSION WITH WD X DD SHIPS I FELT IT IN MY BONES

[tallussy-hallussy]

when the breakup hit so hard youre rewatching hamilton again to try to “Stay Alive” (hamilton reference)

[herospledge]

Confession time nyall

Aluhk's name just means cloud

[wowpindrop]

I AM SOBBING.

TEMPS (so the equivalent of James on social media- since he doesn't have any) MESSAGED ME????

OF ALL PEOPLE ME???

IM CRYING

THIS MEANS SO MUCH LIKE WHAT

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

IDK WHAT TO DO

I FEEL JUST- IWHEHWUQQVQQUQU

[pendragora]

I've returned to bully you some more 😊

STOOOOOP THIS IS TOO MUCH 😭😭😭

[stargirlrchive]

PHOEBE X AVATAR OH THIS IS FUCKING SICK I FEEL SO UNWELL