#im not a gojo simp but...mans is fine...

[kamiversee]

okay. i know what we’re all thinking

THE READER IS SO HOOTTTTATATT

Who she talking to like that😫 DAMN SHE WAS BEING SOOOO SO SO CONFIDENT AND I LOVE THATTT. Fuck if i was ino id be rushing to the bathroom too tf.

OH MY GYATTT BRO OMG SHES SO BAD I NEED HER SO BADDD THIS MADE ME FEEL SOME TYPA WAY🫦

if i was gojo, id be obsessed too

if i was choso, id be possessive too

if i was toji, id give in to my student too

if i was nanami, id take her home after the first night too

if i was sukuna, id have a soft spot for her too

if i was geto, id make her my fuckbuddy too

if i was yuki, id be flirting with her too

fuck me man shes so bad i need her so bad yall dont understand the typa shit this made me feel. I KNOW SHE IS TECHNICALLY ME AND ALL OF YOU BUT IDCCCC

LOVE IS LOVE

I NEED READER SO BAD PLEASE MAKE A READER X READER AHHHHH IM GOING INSANE OVER HERE SHES SO HOTTT I WISH I WAS INO BRUH

ino too with his fine ass🙂‍↔️🫵👅🫦🙈

GOD damn i love ino. my man my man my man.

him switching up had me twitching turning jumping twisting and shaking in my chair. omg OMG POWER COUPLE POWER COUPLE FIGHT ME IDC THEY BELONG TOGETHER

SHED BE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEASSING WITH HIM WHILE HES WORKING AND HED JUST TRY HIS BEST NOT TO LET HER DISTRACT HIM

god i love them.

theyre so hot FUCKCKCKCK

his switch up…

HIS

SWITCH UP!!!!!!

👣👅👅👁️💋👂🏼💄

🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️

im running all over the damn place i need ino and reader rn

whos gojo? whos choso? MAN I ONLY KNOW READER🫵 and ino 🤤

im actually gripping the sheets after reading that. THEY NEED ANOTHER CHAPTER TOGETHER OMLLLLL

FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE IN TFL WHY WE ALL ARGUING OVER CHOSO THIS GOJO THAT????

INO AND READER HAVE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG YOU GUYS OPEN YOUR EYES😻😻😻

(gojo still my man dont play🫦)

god i cant get over her🤭 the strap IS

READY MA’AM

Talking abt that. THE “YES MA’AM” FROM INO…

INO PLEASE THEY ARE OPEN🫦🫱(())🫲 (forgive me)

I WANT YOU SO BAD OUUU BABY I WANT YOU SO BAD👅👅👅🫦

^^me when reader🤣🤣🤣😂😂

RAHHHHHHH READER INO SUPREMACCYYCYCYY🦅🦅🦅🦅

-🍦

HELP ME PLS😭😭 NOT YOU SIMPING FOR THE READER? HELLO?

I guess I might need to write more dom readers after all… 😅 Happy to see you enjoyed it!! Luckily there’ll be more Ino content sooner or later (probably on @kamitv) sooo stay tuned for tht :))

This whole thing made me giggle btw

[demiesworld]

my current obsessions (warning: very long)

okay so first of all, to all of my followers (if even have any wheezes) i am soooo sorry for not being active. just things have been going south and further south for me. buuuuuut i've also been like hyperfixated on newer animes and on one manhwa (sadly it's killing stalking).

ANYWAYS.... MY CURRENT OBSESSION RN IS FUCKING DEMON SLAYER. i started watching it back in like march or february and i've been simping and focused on this anime ever since. i fucking love it omfg. my favorite characters changes a lot depending on my mood, but i am big on TENGEN (mr. flashy), RENGOKU (donut), AKAZA (donut maker), DOUMA (he puts the G in lGbt), HAGANEZUKA, and lastly... i know yall saw that new episode of season 3 w/ hantengus's fucking clones. tbh i didnt even know he could do that BUT ALL FOUR (i know there's five of them but rn it's four) OF THEM CAN GET IT. IM SORRY.

LIKE DID YALL NOT SEE THE MELANIN IN THOSE MEN?!?! THE MELANIN, THE HAIR, THE ABS, OMG. it makes me soooo excited to see darker skinned ppl in anime shows bc you know they dont hardly get drawn. and even if they are depicted as villains/demons/antagonists representation is representation. A WIN IS A WIN.

so speaking of those four i am heavy, heavy, heavy falling for my boy karaku. i mean yeah sekido can put in that work, aizetsu whimpers like a bish, and urogi is hot and all, but KARAKU?!?! UNGGGGHH. i hear sum puRRRINGGGG~~~

im thinking of writing of maybe a smut, or something platonic and basic with those four in mind. maybe just headcanons though.

another anime im fixated on even though i aint even watched not one damn episode but i feel like i know what going on in it thanks to tiktok spoilers on my FYP is BLUE LOCK. let me explain.

so out of nowhere i get this edit of rin itoshi on my fyp of him w/ the song "trance" by metro boomin and i was like damn he cute af. lemme see what anime this is. and i found out it was blue lock. so i was like ehhh sports anime dont really attract my attention like that so imma pass-

BUT THEN. A MONTH LATER. I SEE THIS FINE ASS GYARUO-LOOKING ZESTY ABOMINATION OF A MAN NAMED SHIDOU RYUSEI ON MY FYP IN AN EDIT AND I WAS LIKE WHO IS HEEEE?!! like not only is his eye color my favorite color, but he has the MELANIN. and ugh he's voiced by gojo (who i simp for too btw) VA.

and then after doing some investigating i find out some important things about this mofo. 1. he almost tried to kill kunigami, 2. he almost tried to kill rin, 3. he has some sort of love, admiration for sae (rins big bro), 4. AW YEAH HERE COMES THE DOPAMINE~, 5. it's canon that this man is so devious he had to get tied up with a muzzle bc he was too much for the blue lock ppl to handle (honestly tying him up w/ a muzzle sounds racist my boi), 6. he is ZESTY.

i just might end up writing some imagines, headcanons, etc. with shidou bc god i love me a toxic man.

LASTLY TO WRAP THIS SHIT UP I AM FIXATED ON MHA. but im not joining the fandom, im just fixated on the following characters: dabi, and aizawa. i love me a man with daddy issues and a man who can be my daddy. i feel like at this point i dont even need to read the manga or watch the anime to know what is going on and who's who thanks to tiktok spoiling every thing for me.

[sukirichi]

OKAY OKAY I ANT HELP IT IM SORRY FOR SPAMMING BUT im a whore so wine: ingredient 18 + sugar 5 + spice 18 for my husband noritoshi

— I KNOW

: noritoshi kamo knows just what to do with you, and it seems there’s a lot more that he’s aware of than he lets on...

: warnings : mature content ahead!

meal order: 🍷 +18 (marriage for convenience au) + 5 (mutual pining) + 18 (disciplining) + thigh riding. your meal has been served! also okay WOW this is my first time writing for husband! noritoshi and im QUAKINGGGG simp for this man SIMP SIMP this man is fine FINE

check my masterlist and bio for my milestone event!

“You’re not holding up your end of the deal, princess,” Noritoshi murmurs in the column of your neck, his deep voice sending shivers down to your core. He snickers at this and runs his hand under your – his – shirt, brows raising when his rough palm makes contact with your bare breast. “No bra?” His fingers flick over a sensitive nipple and you grit your teeth, back arching as you press closer to him. “Hmm, always so responsive…”

“I’m sorry, Nori, I’m sorry, so sorry,” you keep mumbling over and over until you’re grinding on his thigh.

The clothing ratio is absolutely unfair. Noritoshi is still fully clothed, save for the slight exposure of his shoulder blades from when your eager hands ran over it minutes ago, needy and wet just for him.

But you’d been bad. The idea of marriage appalled you because you couldn’t handle the thought of being so committed to someone, but after finding out that your clan leaders planned to marry you to Gojo Satoru out of everyone, you immediately called out to Noritoshi Kamo – a family friend who seemed like he’d be decent enough as a husband.

It turns out he’s also in the same dilemma. His clan leaders also plans on marrying him to a much older woman notorious for mothering several children from different mothers, and he’s afraid of being tied down to a stranger like that.

Which is why you find yourself living under the same roof as him, the tension thick and painfully awkward.

You haven’t seen Noritoshi ever since you were little, and even then, the guy was too reclusive and preferred his books over playing with the other kids. He just has this aura that told everyone they weren’t on the same level as him, and you remember wondering why he shuts himself out like that, until you found out Noritoshi’s just pressured to be the perfect clan head like everyone expects of him.

After both your clans heard of your marriage, they were beyond delighted. In a way, you were too, but it still didn’t change the fact you didn’t know Noritoshi that much.

But it seems that’ll change soon, because you’ve been bratty and lashed out during the clan dinners a few hours ago. They made a degrading comment about Noritoshi about how he wasn’t doing enough as the clan head. Angered, you slammed your fists on the table, defending that Noritoshi’s doing a great job and they should stop breathing down his neck like that.

The moment the table fell silent, you knew you fucked up. Everyone stared at you with wide eyes, and if it wasn’t for Noritoshi’s warm hands brushing against yours with a calm request to sit down, you would’ve absolutely lost it.

“What were you thinking?” Noritoshi begins to kiss your exposed collarbone, breathing in your sweet scent that has him going crazy and hard under his robes. He finds it flabbergasting you’re so innocent, so unaware of your effect on him, walking around every morning wearing his shirt and those skimpy shirts as if you aren’t tempting enough already. After seeing that act you pulled tonight, Noritoshi’s hands roughen a little bit more as he pushes your bra straps to the side, effortlessly unclasping the material before it falls to the side. “You should’ve known better than to displease the elders, princess. Who knows what they’d do to us?”

“I know, I’m so sorry,” you whine out breathily, pushing your hips backward and forwards on his thigh to get some friction.

Noritoshi’s hands have been all over you the moment the clan driver dropped both of you off home. He’s upset – this much you know – and he lets you feel this by pushing you to the wall and slipping in his tongue past your soft lips.

You’re panting and moaning his name, and it’s embarrassing because he hasn’t even touched you there yet. Noritoshi tugs at your top to reveal your breasts and his eyes widen, breath growing shaky for a bit before he leans down, his mouth wrapping around the hardened bud. “No-Nori, gosh,” you moan under him, his arms now trapping both your hands beside your head.

Noritoshi doesn’t stop pleasing you with only his tongue and lips, swirling his tongue all around your nipple until it’s hard and perked just for him. He laps at like a starved man, groaning when your legs wrap around his waist to bring him closer.

“Nori, please, need you – n-need you to fuck me, please.”

“Do you deserve it?” his mouth finally leaves your perky titties, panting at the sight of you laid out open and wanton for him. A small gasp falls from your lips when Noritoshi finally tugs at the knots of his robe, pushing his boxers down to reveal his long length. It seems you’re not the only one who’s flustered and aroused; his cock is red and slapping along his abdomen, the tip flushed and leaking with pre-cum already. “Will you finally learn your lesson if I fuck you good?”

“Yes, yes, fuck yes.”

“Hmm,” Noritoshi taps the tip of his cock to your folds, coating it with your arousal and you’re clenching around nothing. You reach up to grab him by the collar until you’re kissing him again, Noritoshi’s breathy sigh like music to your ears.

He leans forward and enters you in one fluid motion, the sudden stretch making you pull away as you moan left and right. Noritoshi presses his forehead to yours, hands looped around your smaller ones as he gives a small, experimental thrust. Your reaction is immediate. You fall back onto the pillows while your pussy sucks him in like you’re claiming that he belongs inside you and with you only – and you want him, you want him, you want him so bad that you hope he knows it.

“I love you,” you suddenly blurt out, and Noritoshi stills above you for a second. He replaces his silence by slowly gyrating his hips, making his dick rub against your walls, your breasts bouncing and following his slow, sharp yet deep thrusts. “I know it’s too early, but I love you, and I want you so much you won’t get it.”

Noritoshi bites his lips when you suddenly clamp down on him, almost as if prompting him to answer. Sweat forms in your hairline as Noritoshi keeps thrusting into you, his eyes shut close at the feeling of your walls hugging his cock.

You don’t know if your heart is beating a mile a minute because he’s fucking into you so good that your body is shaking and you’re about to see white, blinded by the godly sight of Noritoshi slowly losing his composure of finally being in his wife’s tight little cunt. “I know,” he mumbles with a husky voice, and you moan louder when Noritoshi’s pace only quickens. “I know – because I look at you the same way, and I love you, god, I fucking love you.”

Noritoshi seals your confessions by pounding into you harder, his robes falling into the his elbows and you’re blessed with the sight of his abs glistening with his sweat. His stomach tightens every time he hits your sensitive spot and you’re there under him, gazing up at him lovingly with one of your hands gently buried in his hair.

It’s almost like making love with how he’s worshipping you with his eyes – making you feel like you’re the most beautiful person he’s ever laid his eyes on – but his rough thrusts says otherwise.

“Noritoshi, b-baby, I’m close.”

“I know,” he repeats with such a soft smile that the contrast of his next actions has you gasping and your walls fluttering around him, thighs sore while he splits your pussy open with his cock. “But you’re not cumming without my permission, princess,” Noritoshi’s hands wrap around your neck, squeezing it and cutting off your air supply. Responsive as always, your eyes widen and your fucked out expression only entices him to fuck you into oblivion. “As your husband, I still need to teach my little wife a lesson and discipline her.”

[yinses]

substitute

| you told yourself that you would do anything for satoru |

gojo satoru x reader

rating: 18+

a/n: i have an obsession i know. i’m working on it

it was to a soft tickling at the inside of your thighs that welcomed you into the next day. a soft sigh broke through your yawn as you shifted and twisted against the desires tugging at your veins. 

somewhere in your mind, you registered that it was much too early. 

but of course your body disagreed tenfold. 

“ngh…” an equally tired chuckle vibrates against you and you jumped at the touch of a thumb brushing against your outer lips. 

“the was a cute sound,” the voice purred. your hips lifted once more in reaction before they were assisted into submission by the firm weight of a forearm along your pelvis. 

the sounds of your slick sliding against his tongue were as equally loud as it was lewd. there was no art to the madness, just a series of flicks and heavy suction. 

your fingers clenched at the sheets, wrinkling the integrity as your chest heaved with every moan. in terms of wake up calls, the impending shrill of your alarm easily took last place. 

“you are always such a sight to wake up to. thought i’d return the favor.” 

and return it he did. 

the insertion of a finger freed up the opportunity for his voice to waft around the room again. the rhythm was as languid as his lazy drawl as he bent a joint and raked the nail against your inner walls. 

“i also might need a favor.”

the pinch of your brow came before the comprehension of his words. gojo was always a talker- a stronger contender as a firm charmer that managed to weave his way through society. as his position as ‘the chosen one’, his power spoke volumes. 

with you- he leaned on alternative methods. 

“fuck-toru… you bastard.”

you choked over the inclusion of a second finger, barely swallowing your words as you struggled to rock into them. 

“that’s not very nice of you. to think i woke up so early to treat you this morning.

your boyfriend took the opportunity to curl both fingers this time, smirking when you all but managed to successful buck him off as you keened under his ministrations. 

“it’s nothing big.” turquoise eyes, tinged with lust, met yours as he rose his head. the blanket fell off his shoulders, revealing more pale skin. “i just need a bit of a substitute today.” 

substitute? as in substitute teacher? he had to be joking. 

unlike gojo, after graduation you had more than willingly left behind the stuffy atmosphere of education. as a sorcerer, you never did stop learning. the always evolving curses not letting you hang too far off your game. 

but to return to the classroom to put those young students through everything you hated in your youth? 

no orgasm was worth that.

you disguised your grimace under the pretense of displeasure as he withdrew his hand all together. he tsked at your impatience, using the same hand as a crude form of lube as he fisted his growing cock. 

“it will be easy. these classes are even smaller than ours were.”

 it was difficult to voice a complaint when he was doing just the opposite and sliding into you. your back arched as he filled you to the hilt with little difficulty. 

he experimented with a shallow thrust, a grin pulling at his lips when you responded positively. the pace he set was slower than either of you were use to on a regular basis, but it fit the mood of morning sex. 

his forehead touched yours as he drew back for another long thrust. “shit-squeezing me so early. what a good girl.”

you whimpered when his hips met yours with more force than the last. “think of how excited they’ll be to have a new face. such a sexy one at that.” 

your body slid along the mattress each time he buried himself within you. you didn’t want to admit that he was getting to you. not even his all seeing gaze needed to retell the obvious. his plan was flawless and in short you were too much of a simp for the man.

so you just accepted the early morning distraction, taking direct pleasure in the way it unraveled the tangle of sleep.

you clenched your inner muscles helpfully and your boyfriend groaned in appreciation as he chased both of your releases with new vigor. the twitching and shakiness began with you as the pace picked up. your climax tumbled out of you with a sharp gasp as your boyfriend filled the space with a grunt. 

the two of you took a minute to regain your before he eventually pulled out and you pointedly ignored the stickiness as you relaxed your legs to give him the room to pull away. he didnt stray too far, white locks tickling your nose as he leaned in close again.

“i have more in store for you tonight as a thank you.”

with a huff, you pressed your palm against his cheek before his lips could chase yours. 

“fine, fine. i’ll babysit your class. you better be on some super important mission.”

gojo made a pleased sound, somewhere stuck between a hum and a warm rumble as he nuzzled the side of your neck and pressed his lips there instead. 

“super important. thanks babe.”

                                          you don’t know why you agreed to this. 

leaning back against the desk, you returned the silent gesture as the three first-years scrutinized your presence. aside from megumi, the other two were new faces for you. but your boyfriend’s knack for storytelling painted the picture in the absence of words. 

nobara was obvious. the sole girl of the unit. 

poor girl. 

she seemed to share your sentiment of wanting to be anywhere else but here. 

“so you’re dating sensei?”

you brought your arms closer to your chest as your shoulders rose with the action. 

was that … judgement?

“i’m so sorry.”

it was the sincerity that scared you the most. 

“oh wow, wow, wow. sensei’s really got it all. “

sukuna’s vessel was impossible to miss as any seasoned sorcerer. despite the boy’s positive demeanor, he reeked of the malevolent residue. yet in a way he made it work, there was nothing really about him that didn’t come off as approachable. 

he had something to gain gojo’s infatuation. there was no doubt in your mind that he would use this boy to help him dismantle the systematic hierarchy of the sitting elders. 

you just had to wonder. 

was the kid his main tool or the curse?

“i can’t believe you actually agreed to this.”

ah, megumi. 

the boy liked to express his love for distance, but the years swallowed up so much of it as you watched him grow. your boyfriend was a lot of things but you couldn’t deny the influence he had on the young sorcerer. 

the boy who seemed to disdain the attention knew it too. 

now that everyone had their turn to speak, you supposed it was your turn. 

“he was very convincing,” you offered lowly before picking up the volume. “let’s not pretend you’re actually going to learn anything from me. im just a sit in until satoru gets back from his mission.”

megumi’s scoff shouldn’t have come as a surprise. gojo’s name was rarely spoken without it’s accompaniment. 

“what makes you think he’s not off sightseeing?”

because killing gojo was impossible but you would happily tire yourself exploring your options. 

your smile was tight as you gestured to the door,” lets kick the morning off with some practice matches. the second years are always eager.”

settled comfortably against the bleachers observing as your temporary students got their asses handed to them, you came to the conclusion that being a teacher couldn’t be too bad. perhaps in the future you might be more willing to offer your services with out your boyfriend’s extra persuasion.

speaking of gojo, you wondered how his mission was going. you never actually questioned his agenda. 

you didn’t expect to wait long as the dial tone started up. outside of battle and life or death situations, gojo rarely ignored your calls. he knew in the thick of it you could protect yourself, but he preferred to keep himself available to your needs. 

the sounds of mixed commotion greeted you before his voice did. 

“toru … it sounds busy. where are you?”

gojo’s answering laugh should have been the first warning. to some it may have come off as eased but you could hear the way he forced it in to deflect. 

“sweetheart, how are classes going? i hope they’re not giving you too much trouble.”

trouble seemed to be the opposite of what he was dealing with. there were a lot of people holding their own conversations in the background, all of them too casual to be in danger. in fact, there were too many in general to place him on a battlefield. 

what exactly were you substituting for?

“order #217 for… gogo-san?”

the loud cluck of your tongue against the roof of your mouth was suddenly powerful enough to drown out the clamor. 

gojo satoru prided himself on standing resilient to all threats. it was how he maintained his position as the strongest. he was sought out for his efficiency and ability to overcome all adversaries. 

even against the most fearsome.

“honey, do i ever have a treat for you! today was a single-day special at my favorite bakery. you should have seen the lines. it's a good thing i got here so early!”

there were a lot of things you would do for satoru gojo.

and even more that you would do to him when you got home.

[elysianslove]

hello😳 i heard u wrote for jjk and i came running 🏃🏻‍♀️💨 NE WAYZ gojo simp here🤩 THAT MAN IS SO FINE— but like.. could i request hcs for him and a reader who’s like.. shy😳 but also a badass on the battlefield 😼😼 ty ty !!

omg hey 😏this got lost in the asks im so sorry vhsjds but yes i agree. gojō supremacy! i hope you like this hehe 😼

gojō is definitely a personality kinda guy. like of course looks are a huge bonus, and are probably what draw his attention towards you, but it’s your personality, your versatility, that makes him stay. that makes him swoon and fall in love with you.

he probably meets you firsthand off the battlefield. you’re super quiet, and not really responsive towards his flirtations or his witty comments. and you blush !!! so much!!! gojō thinks it’s so endearing like eeee ur so cute. 

teases you !!! a lot !!! just because he likes seeing your face get all red from the shyness.

when you two go on a mission together, he kinda feels the need to be really protective of you. it’s not that he underestimates you. he knows that deep down you’re probably more than capable of taking care of yourself. it’s just. you’re so. cute. he doesn’t want any harm coming to you, because he doesn’t think he can handle seeing you hurt or in pain.

imagine his surprise when you do a complete 180 and are just !!! absolutely ruthless !!! with the curses. he literally loses his shit. he’s just ❤️👄❤️

he doesn’t even help you take care of the curse because 1. he’s too busy ogling at you and being absolutely enamored by the way you move so flawlessly and so gracefully and how it suits you so well and you look so in your zone like you were meant for this and how he’s kinda horny rn and 2. you honestly don’t even need the help 

you’re all done and just dusting yourself off, all quietly and smoothly like you weren’t a complete badass 2 secs ago and gojō’s still throwing heart eyes at you, his mouth’s still agape and because of the adrenaline and the surge of confidence you get after a battle you just approach him and close his mouth for him by nudging his chin and going, “careful or you’ll catch flies.” literally his brain stops working you’re just !!! perfect!!! he is in Love. 

as your lover, however, even if he’s grown so used to seeing the shift in your personality, he’s still amazed by how well and how efficiently you fight. and also, he’s insanely proud. like he loves to show you off. cause at first glance, you don’t look scary. you look. nice. quiet. shy. introverted and reserved. like you wouldn’t even step on an ant. then Boom. he loves the shock on people’s faces. gets him every time. 

he also really likes the fact that you’re self reliant and can take care of yourself. don’t get me wrong, gojō would probably love a damsel in distress because he’s a dork and would love the ego boost, but there’s just something about knowing you can easily handle yourself against any threat. he likes to be protective of you, but he enjoys fighting alongside you so smoothly even more. 

like i said, always so proud!! always so amazed!! literally your biggest hypeman!! he also still teases you always, because he can never get enough of those rosy cheeks and that shy smile <3

[mightyfloofy]

RATING JJK MEN ON WHETHER I WOULD OR WOULD NOT MARRY THEM AND WHY (there are only those i remember of rn so maybe consider this as a part one)

-SATORU GOJO

2/10

no.

The only two reasons I'd marry this man would be cuz of his 5 trillions credit cards and him being so fine🕺

He's cute too and a dumbass and im usually attracted to dumb men but um this one is straight up a man whore, it's canon🚶‍♀️

plus, i think he'd be more into geto than me, which is understandable.

but i absolutely love the switch/bottom vibes im getting from him. we'd b besties, that's for sure💅

-SUGURU GETO

14/10

yes, definitely. i love this man so much i wanna give him a hug<3

i miss him a lot too :(

i feel like he'd just be so perfect as a husband. very caring and a good listener, he's been thru a lot of shit so im sure he'd be empathetic of others <3

i would brush and braid his hair, make him breakfast, cuddle w him, let him r4il me- <3

BUT i should be a jujustu sorcerer😃🤞

or else, he'd call me a monkey and kill me but idrk if im that against him doing that. if he could kill me by choking, my death would be worth it. absolutely. without hesitation.

-KENTO NANAMI

9/10

yes ofc, HAVE YOU SEEN HIM-

muah, chef's kiss✨

I'd cook him all the sandwiches of the world for the price of MY LIFE if i had to<3

He's sweet, respectful, honest, has rock hard abs, could choke the life outta me with them hands-

buttt i feel like we wouldn't match for some odd reason. like yea, I'd marry him, but i dont think he'd want ME 😃😃😃

i can't be quiet and stay in my place, I'd just bring him more work to do. i would annoy him too, just like gojo does😭✋

also, i already let him be one of my friends' husband cuz she absolutely loves him too so yea, i would like to marry him, but i wont🕺

-TOJI FUSHIGURO

1/10

no. we finna end up giving megumi another sibling-

i simp for this man to the point where it's really unhealthy, but i would not marry him for all the money gojo has hidden in his 35th couch. fr.

he's nice and i like his personality too but no. he's gonna leave me w a kid ik it💀

pls, all i want is to be his worm🕺

or his friend with benefits

the benefits being me being able to enjoy a good time w him (I'll squeeze the life outta dem titties👁️👁️) and him getting money from me for it.

yea, that's about all<3

-CHOSO

1500000+/10

YES OMFG I LOVE HIM SJSJEISHSU😩😩😩😩😩😩

we'd both take care of Itadori and i love that <3

He's absolutely adorable, my heart can take so much-🛐

i would style his hair in a different way everyday, I'd give him lots of smooches and i feel like he'd bake me cookies<3

OMG CHOSO IN AN APRON🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

pls he's just so nice and fine, he's the perfect husby😩

he'd be able to both respect and disrespect in b3d-

I just know he's ripped. I can feel it. 👁️👁️

Probably would tie me up with that blood technique of his (but im not into blood play, just into the bondage his curse technique could bring)

His big brother nature would make him caring too <3

I'd listen to him talking about his brothers and I'd talk about mine :D wholesome moment OvO

That's all the men my brain can think of rn💀✋

Hope you enjoyed my procrastinating <3

I should be doing hwk since 1 hour now... 😃✋

But hey, gotta do what i gotta do 🕺

[saintobio]

I'm eating sandwich on our dining table while reading chp 5... My heart went-💔 when I know that Sera will be there and-(gosh I can't type his name now IT HURTS) he's looking for her this whole time and then when he's trying to put those shoes on her-😭💔 I run to my room just as mc running away from them not to witness how sweet they are (also to hide my sobbing face from my family here😐) (╥﹏╥) and thank goodness there's Toji my ghhaad-😭 I was screaming internally that he should take y/n far away from that man, take this pain away, forget that husband lmao... But then surprisingly, this husband does care for y/n because he didn't leave y/n side til morning and that's... Unexpected or just to show his goody sides😐 then Sera showed up and I-😐 can't wait for the husband's pov and some hidden explanations🙂 this chap is mixed of emotions... But I'm ok2 here🥺 truly what a wonderful writing and chap again ai-san~💛 thank you sooo much bby now take a rest and stay safe there~💛

Anonymous said

omg, reading the sn update was such a rollercoaster !! sobs

it would be so cute if toji & y/n got close and she becomes the cool, fun aunt or friend (?) for megumi—is it okay to ask how old he is in this series?

++ with their friendship, i’d imagine that y/n would always be like, “wow, it’s really not that obvious.”

then toji would fall for it every time and snort, saying, “what, that i’m almost forty?”

then y/n would reply, “no. that you’re just thirty-five.” LMAOOO

pls i just wish she gets a confidant along the way 🥺 she deserves the world honestly pls she’s so precious!!! hrhfhrhf. thank you for the update, btw! this silent reader right here enjoyed it a lot. 🤗.

Anonymous said

you probably wont understand this but caralho sincerely not ta fazendo eu ficar biruta de vdd

your writing is sooooo good fr i just woke up at 3 in the morning and rn its 5 in the morning and im so auhahahwuuwuqhshsihsjsbbsjshdiwheh because of sincerely not

Anonymous said

I was holding up fine with the shoes fuckery he pulled but omg him calling us "attention seeker" REALLY fucking hurt me so much lmao. Imagine the next time we actually have much sharper, stabbing chest pains which are more frequent and also last a bit longer and WHEN satoru starts actually caring a little and asks if we're okay, we just go, "oh this?? The doctor said it's a severe case of me attention seeking ^-^ Don't mind me baby, you go chase your happiness! :)))" (THAT TOO WHILE IN PAIN) - ⛈

Anonymous said

i hateeee ongoing fics i swore id never read them because the waiting makes me go insane or i forget to read updates but since i discovered u, i literally just cant stop myself from tuning in every single fic—even if its a character i don't usually simp for 😭 i love ur work sm omg

@chaveisa said

i just binged what you have of sincerely not so far and all i can say is i’m in so much pain. you are quite literally one of my favorite writers on this platform and you wreck me so bad with the angst but it’s all angst i love. truly love how you’ve written gojo in this one and can’t wait to see what you have in store!

ps— i found you through wastelands and when i tell you i was wrecked for a solid week >~< truly keep up the good work bb🖤

Anonymous said

ohhhh the asks are open 😳 i just wanted to say that sn is a fuckin masterpiece. reading the latest chapter (about that the shoes that princess diana wore) i really think that y/n-gojo- sera situation is similar to diana-charles-camilla's story. oof i really hope that isn't some sort of foreshadowing cuz EYE-🚶‍♀️💨

Anonymous said

hmmmm i love me some good heavy angst gojo fics.... BUT WTF WAS SINCERELY YOURS HOLY SHIT I'VE JUST READ IT IN ONE SITTING AND NOW MY NOSE IS CLOGGED 👁️👄👁️

@juniorhooter said

FR im scared to start Sincerely Not,, i still have wounds from Wastelands and idk if my heart is ready. Like im seeing all these ppl mad at gojo. I haven't even read it yet, and im mad at gojo. I dont fully know whats happening yet but get with #WeHateHoejoSlutoru and #WeLoveTojiFushiguro. I'll read it eventually... soon... maybe, if im feeling self-destructive. But in the meanwhile, good luck to everyone else going through the turmoil :))

@blossomingwaifu16 said

OMG THE ASKS ARE OPEN AGAIN!! My friend sent me Sincerely not (beacuse she knows I'm a masochist and love hurting myself- 💀) and damn! it did not disappoint- also reading it made me realise how petty I can be 😭 like everytime Gojo was being mean to the mc I'd be like "fuck you gojo your girlfriend is way nicer then you I'd rather fuck her bitchboy" and that's coming from someone straight 💀 but in chapter 5 I was like "fuck ya'll I wanna be single again-" IT WAS A ROLLERCOASTER of emotions and I'm here for it! And oh boy the scenarios I have in my head to make gojo suffer 😈. Anyways I love the writing and could I please be added to the taglist!? I've been meaning to ask but your asks were closed 😊

3rd anon what does that mean jssndj but omg thank u guysss aaaaa i’m sorry i’m unable to respond individually as i also have lots of asks to answer still but i appreciate ur messages <33 i enjoyed reading all ur reactions so far!! :’)

also, all taglists are full! i’m sorry.

[osamusriceballs]

dropping by to say hi until i disappear once again hehe but yuh i have finally caught up with season 4 and started on jujutsu kaisen and lemme tell how much of a gojo ✨simp✨ i am. like i would do anything for that man and y'all wait until megumi's dad is introduced bc that man, that man be bringing up my daddy issues 😗🤚🏼 (im trying to make that pouty face with the hand on the forehead shading the eyes thingy ykwim but idk which emojis to use). also i have finally bought my christmas eve mass outfit for under 30sgd (yes mass bc i need to drag myself to church after all the sins i've done this year 🤪) anyway, hope you have a great holiday season eve! i'll be back once my exams are over which is on the 21st - 🥛

GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR EXAMS!! 🥺💖💖 I hope they will be fine, I’m sure you can do it!! I feel like somehow all of my followers are great at school?? Like: HOW DO YOU ALL DO THAT OMG, Y‘ALL TOO SMART FOR ME 😫😫 I can‘t wait to hear from you tomorrow!! 💖 my Christmas break starts on Wednesday- I thought it would start last Friday, but I had the wrong date in mind 😫😫 need to stay strong until the 22nd ✊🏻

Ohh I SAW THE LAST HAIKYUU EPOSIDE- AND I‘M STILL UNABLE TO ACCEPT HOW IT ENDED 😫😫 I’m just gonna rewatch it and stop before the game ends 😫🥺 I just don’t want my boys to lose 🥺 I DON‘T WANT EITHER OF THEM TO LOSE OMG 😫😫😭😭

Ugh, the daddy issues 😫😫 SPARE ME, I still need to watch it completely 🥺

Are we talking about Fahrenheit or Celsius? Cause one would be hot, while the other would be freezing 🥶 I’m sure you‘ll look amazing!! 💖💖 (while you atone for your sins, hahahah omg, I’m a sinner too 😫😫)

Love you!! 💖💖 stay hydrated!! I believe in you!! 💖

[sukirichi]

tag games!

@caizen, thank you so much for the tag bb, and I’m so glad you’re simping for jin too HAHAHAHAHA he is sooo perfect fufu!

her questions: not a question but, describe what your ideal life would be with your selfship/s and what your actual life would be with your selfship/s. optional: why is that your ideal/actual life with them? kind of like an expectation vs reality.

hmm my ideal life with my self ships *looks warily at naoya* and what my actual life would be with my self ships. alright, let’s do this!

NAOYA ZENIN

-          straight up, I ship myself with him. Yes, I know he’s awful, yes I know he’s sexist, but I’m 100% confident I can make him fall for me with just my personality alone. I mean, I’m pretty too but LMAO. Honestly, my ideal life with Naoya is not really a domestic one. I don’t know how to cook very well, I don’t deal well with children either, I don’t know how to do my laundry so…I can’t imagine myself being a housewife for him. I am capable of other things too, and my ideal life with Naoya is the two of us just being successful and contented in both our careers. This is going to sound weird, but I can always picture myself coming home late from work, taking my coat off and replacing my scrubs (if I don’t have my own clinic) with pajamas, and Naoya comes home a few minutes later, looking FINE and dashing in his suit. We’re both tired but satisfied, doing skincare side by side and we have our own sinks just because we like our space, brush our teeth together and then cuddle to bed. Complain when the alarm rings at 4am but we’ll get up anyway and it’s just a very nice routine of stability <3

-          My ACTUAL life with him though…if we’re going canon-wise, I think Naoya won’t be openly affectionate. I’ve got a feeling he won’t let me work too and just serve him instead. Now don’t hate me for this, I’m indulging myself in my fantasy, but I think I’ll be fine learning how to make him tea and basically be, as my header says, his trophy wife. We’re not the most romantic, we’re definitely not spoiling each other, but I think we’d be a great power couple

-          why is that my ideal/actual life with them? kind of like an expectation vs reality. That’s my ideal life with him because if Naoya wasn’t sexist, I feel like he’d be supportive with my career and studies too. I’m okay that he’s not overly affectionate, and I feel like Naoya isn’t big on overly romantic stuff either, so I’m really satisfied with just mundane things. And that’s my actual life with him because BRUH man is too busy trying to be head of the clan to even pay that much attention to me but like…I don’t mind LMFAO

 RYOUMEN SUKUNA

-          hear me out, wait!!! my ideal life with sukuna is I want to be a grand Queen beside him. Sukuna…I have a feeling he’s quite gentle and affectionate to his lover, so I know we won’t be toxic like Harley Quinn and Joker (that’s more Naoya’s scene LOL) but yes, I want us to just be happy somewhere in a temple. Maybe he does the hunting and I do the cooking, insert gratuitous forest sex with the moonlight shining on us and sometimes sitting on his lap because he’s the King of Curses and his lap is my throne <3 Yeah, I want Sukuna to be my daddy. I don’t have a daddy kink, but for Sukuna I will

-          the actual life with Sukuna…honestly I don’t think he’ll even let me get near him much. we’ll have a forbidden relationship and he’ll try to keep pushing me away because he doesn’t want to hurt me but I’m gonna be stupid and run to him anyway, and he just sighs and goes “fine…” and you know, I’m practically untouchable since I’m his precious little human <3 CAN ANYONE TELL IM INTO ALPHA MALES

 AKAASHI KEIJI

-          Let’s go Haikyuu brainrot wee woo! OKAY DUDE, THE ACTUAL AND IDEAL LIFE WITH AKAASHI IS THE SAME, MAN IS SO IDEAL HIMSELF LIKE HELLO? hes amazing, hes perfect, hes wonderful hes a gentleman? My ideal and actual life with him is anything we want it to be <3 yeah that’s it, things are simple with Akaashi man. it’s all about loving each other and it’s so gentle and nice and easily flowing like waterrr aaaahh I love him spspspss

that was fun LMAO but its also sad cuz I’m reminded again they don’t exist *cries in the corner* tagging besties @noritoshiikamo @fushigurocockslut @nakachuchu @sunatunaroll @strawberryakaashi @7tsumurai @goddessofchaosleo @daikon-dishes @gojos-mochi @aprosperlys @mod-officialsukuna you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to!

my questions for you guys is: 

in your self ships, what trait of yours would they like best and dislike the most and why?

how do you think your self ships would react to you confessing for the first time?

[sukirichi]

part 5. yure really making it your life long misssion to turn us into naoya simps huh. in a GOJO fic. no less!! and it's working!! the second lead syndrome is sostrong in this one theyre such a power couple jfc please tell me hes actually fine and hes got a plan :(((((((((( this is the best form of gojo slander thag ive seen in my entire fuckig life. ugh. ur mind is beautiful. thank u thank u nomnomnom

BUBS HAHAHAHAA YESSSSS OMG lil rant but like i remember i wanted to delete this blog before and I had SO MANY reasons to leave but like the SINGLE thing that made me stay was when I went, "ah but if I leave, then I'm gonna lose my trophy wife title 🥺" and thats why im still here because I have a GOAL to pursue and that is to show some love to this man! I know everyone hates him which is why I'm gonna make it my mission to double the effort and give him much more love than the hate he receives 😭 AND YES OFC, IM A GOJO SLANDERER, I REALLY WAS GONNA MAKE YALL CHOOSE NAOYA MORE AGSKALALA. OMG YESSS TYSM FOR MENTIONING IT, I DO THINK THEYRE A POWER COUPLE TOO LIKE UGHF 😫👌🏻 AND OMG TYSM 🥺🥺🥺 we dont like gojo in this blog no matter how much i write for him *wheezes* and awww thank YOU for everything 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 NOMNOMNOM BACK!