#disastrous life of saiki k

[aloneinwintrr]

kuriko!!!!!!! (click for better quality)

without background under the cut

[cloudyshade]

someone get this guy a therapist

[kusuokisser]

me and my fuckass son who beams words into my head

[fffries]

Saiki 🤷

There’s really nothing else to it. I redrew screencaps of Saiki Kusuo 🕺🕺.

I also posted this on my Instagram @/fffxelier so go over there if you want 🧍‍♀️.

[nori-draws-things]

here's the original post

[citrusdevill]

i did the sketch for this like 5 months ago and only now finished it sooo uh saiki ku su oooooooooo

[gelus-ugs]

Incorrect quotes~ Saiki x Reader

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Saiki: “I hate everyone”

Y/n: Shivers

Saiki: Slides a cup of hot chocolate in Y/n’s hands

Saiki: “Take my jacket and drink this.”

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Y/n: “Don’t worry, I have a plan A and B!”

Saiki: Raising his eyebrow “What’s plan A?”

Y/n: “Don’t fuck this up”

Saiki: “What’s plan B?”

Y/n: “Don’t fuck up plan A”

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Teruhashi: Gasp “Why doesn’t Saiki like me?!”

Saiki: “Would you like the list alphabetically, or?”

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Teruhashi: “What does Y/n have that I don’t?!”

Kaidou: “Nothing!”

Saiki: “Everything.”

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Y/n: Sneezes

Saiki: “Are you sick? Do you need to go home? Take this medicine and eat this soup. Go rest.”

Literally anyone else: Sneezes

Saiki: “Oh my god, shut up”

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Y/n: Yawns

Saiki: “Lights out”

Y/n: “But-”

Saiki: Teleporting them both in bed

Saiki: “I said, lights out”

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Y/n: Excitedly “Look! Kaidou drew me!”

Saiki: “No he didn’t”

Y/n: “What do you mean? He-”

Saiki: Crumpling a piece of paper “Like I said: No, he didn’t”

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Pt 2

[fandoms-incorrect-quotes]

I still cannot get over the fact that she does in fact have a canon crush on teruhashi lmao

[leastdepressedomorifan]

saiki fans will look you dead in the eyes and tell you this gag manga has more complex and layered characters than 95% of other animes (its me im saiki fans)

[kusuodotpng]

I think we all can't shrug our suspicions about those two.

[maple-bee]

Uhh finally decided to start posting again on here ✌🏼

This is like a year old, and I think the first time I've drawn the boys

Anyway!! I believe in Saiki & Mob Friendship Supremacy 😤💖

[aloneinwintrr]

kuriko again!!!! (click for better quality)

tried something here

alts + progress pics + reference under the cut

alts

progress

reference

[thirdlotusprince3]

Saiki K: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Nendo: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Saiki K: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Nendo: but I heard a siren.

Saiki K: That was Kaido screaming.

[kusuokisser]

saikis the kinda guy to get pissed off and live on venus for a week. like his dad makes him teleport to work one too many times and suddenly hes unreachable and the only hint is a note that says "on venus. be back soon"

[nori-draws-things]

they've got a whole rainbow in that family

here's the original meme:

[bluessmutifyplaylist]

First time with Saiki K. Please I beg

These are gonna be headcanons. GN reader, can be AFAB or AMAB. 18+

Kusuo Saiki

If you managed to get this man's attention, you must be very special and intriguing. Or you must have done something.

We all know that everyone who actually wants to hang out with him has to force him to do it, but with you he's actually wanting to... which is how you both got into this situation.

He can see your thoughts, and he notices that you have been glancing in his direction many times. He can see your rather dirty thoughts about him, and he's kind of smug about it.

When you get to actually doing the deed, he is definitely going to read your mind to see what you want. It's your first time with each other, and having a psychic partner means that you don't have to tell him what you want... right?

Wrong.

He is making you ask for what you want. He wants to hear you in the midst of all that is going on in the world. He tunes in to just you... to hear your voice calling out for him.

For your first time, he's going to go easy on you. He will go down on you and gets so into it. He might love your taste more than he loves coffee jelly. Your legs are on his shoulders and you're grasping the sheets below you as he takes orgasm after orgasm from you.

Because of his psychic abilities, he can read both your mind and your body. He can tell what techniques pleasure you and draw the biggest reaction out of you. He is like a starved man, deprived of your essence.

It's stated in his Wiki that an ability he has is that he can tie a cherry stem in his mouth with his tongue, so do what you will with that information.

Then, when he aligns his cock with your entrance, he knows that you are prepped and ready for it. He can change anything about his physical appearance... and I'm sure he can change his girth and size according to your preference.

This man can go round after round, and he won't stop until you can finally muster up the strength to tell him to.

During, he will use his actual mouth to speak to you, knowing how much it means to you.

You'll also receive some of the best aftercare. He will make sure you're cleaned up and will even run a bath for you, while making sure that you get a glass of water as well.