#im on my fives bullshit

[vodika-vibes]

Consider - Force Sensitive Fives

Fives, who is always a little too perceptive. Who's just a little too weird compared to his brothers.

Fives, who's able to read emotions as easily as breathing, and is able to warn his twin when a trainer is in a bad mood.

Fives, who whispers his nightmares to his batchmates, and they vary between comforting him and calling him out.

Fives, who's an excellent fighter, almost preternaturally so. He knows where the blaster fire is going to be before it goes there, and he always knows where his opponents are.

Who knows that he's not like his brothers, and does his best to hide his differences from everyone but Echo.

Fives, who avoids General Ti because that feeling in the back of his mind screaming at him to hide his differences until he's not on Kamino anymore.

Fives, who meets General Koon before any other Jedi. And it's both the best and worst thing to ever happen to him.

Fives, slotted into the Wolfpack with Echo simply because General Koon insisted on taking Fives as his padawan, and Fives refused to leave without his twin.

The chips get discovered a whole two years early because there's now a clone Jedi.

"Ah," Jedi Master Plo Koon regards the anxious looking young man curiously, "Forgive me, Wolffe. I wasn't aware that any of your brothers were force sensitive."

And Fives feels all the blood drain from his face while Commander Wolffe jerks in surprise.

[gay-jesus-probably]

I like the general fandom trend to just take the plot of Hyrule Warriors as a loose guideline at best and just use the whole concept as a good excuse to get blorbos to interact across timelines, BUT I'm very disappointed that everyone is missing the comedic potential of a very specific squad of characters:

Young Link (aka Mask), who walks out of the nightmare of Majora's Mask and immediately gets portal kidnapped into a temporal war, takes one look at the whole mess and decides that you could not fucking pay him to admit to being the resident expert on Time Shenanigans. He introduces himself with the title of Hero of Termina, and definitely doesn't have any other ones, that would be crazy. Hero of Time? Never heard of him.

Tetra, who is a kickass pirate captain with zero patience for people trying to shove her into the Designated Princess role, and realizes immediately that Oh Fuck, this Hyrule has a lot of Ideas about how the Hero and the Princess are supposed to properly play their parts, the second they realize she's technically a Zelda they're gonna shove her in a goddamn dress and damsel her again, that's not happening. So she's definitely just a really cool pirate captain, nothing else going on here at all, definitely not the heir of the Hylian royal family in her time, that'd be crazy.

Ravio, who is literally just a palette swapped Link, meaning that the second his hood comes off, things are gonna get Awkward. There's no way in hell he's dealing with all that Hero baggage, that's Link work, so that giant bunny hood/mask is practically superglued to his head, and he's not taking it off for love or money.

Spirit Tracks Zelda, who is just in the Phantom Armour the whole time, and passing herself off as just a friendly ghost posessing a suit of armour to help the Hero of Spirits. Of course she isn't Princess Zelda, that's ridiculous, if she were a Zelda then people would start getting really weird about her technically being dead, and boy does that ever sound like a whole Thing she doesn't want to deal with, so she can't possibly be Zelda, she's just a nice ghost knight. Also, her teenage grandma is here, and that's kinda weird, so it's easier to just not admit to being royalty and avoid that awkward conversation.

Finally there's Sheik, who is not the Princess Zelda of the era straight up abandoning her war torn country for months at a time so she can risk her life in extreme cosplay for no clear reason, but is instead the actual Sheik from Ocarina of Time, who just beat Ganondorf like a month ago and is still trying to process what the fuck to do now. Also, he's been pretending to be a boy since he was ten, and is realizing there's a pretty good chance that he isn't pretending anymore, so that's a whole other can of worms. But for the last seven years of his life, being Princess Zelda meant certain death, so he's not really inclined to introduce himself like when in a new and stressful situation (not to mention he might actually just not be a girl named Zelda anymore), so he automatically introduces himself as just Sheik the spooky ninja man, and fuck he's in too deep to back out now, looks like he's committing to the bit. If you think you sense the Triforce of Wisdom on him, no you don't.

Cue shenanigans as the five of them attempt to hide that they're all actually kind of A Big Deal. The group motto is "Nobody says shit", which is usually delivered as a frantic hiss whenever someone slips up. Just the reunion between Sheik and Mask alone would be absolutely buckwild given how they parted, and how they're both frantically pretending to Not be involved with each other. For added hilarity and/or drama, Sheik gives his semi-bullshit cover story of having just been a friend of the Hero of Time, then runs into said Hero of Time and they both have to desperately pretend not to know each other, because if anyone picks up on the mountain of baggage between them then Mask is busted, and he won't hesitate to drag Sheik down with him out of sheer spite. Not to mention the weird balance of Sheik being used to this Link being a teenager that's actually a small child, and now has to adjust to Link who is a small child that's actually a teenager.

Also, i really feel like we're all missing out on the comedy potential of Ganondorf recognizing Young Link on sight and the two of them immediately launching into a grudge match with some extremely personal and specific insults on both sides. Meanwhile literally everybody else is just standing there watching, trying to process the fact that out of every single person that's been pulled out of time, Ganondorf only has personal beef with a literal nine year old.

I just feel like we're all really sleeping on the potential for Shenanigans here. The whole thing is an absurd mess, why not have some fun with it?

[yogurthoopsart]

You know the feeling when your evil monologue to the 12 y/o you're trying to kill is interrupted by your crush being there so in an attempt to be romantic you admit to trying to murder her that one time. Yeah.

Part 2 [soon]

[fatedroses]

Chance encounters in Costa del Sol.

[spotsupstuff]

JGKSLDMCKLSDMGKLSDM?????

[todayisafridaynight]

mine's done a lot of sexy things in my opinion but top five to me still is asking daigo if he wanted to prioritize The Family or one man Not In The Family

[groundzer0s-art]

『 A f t o n 』

[ccbatman]

I once said that I thought Steph would make a great Black Canary, and I still think that's one of the realest takes I've ever had.

Like, this moment seared itself into my head and never faded:

{ Robin 80-Page Giant }

[dykrophone]

my sister's boyfriend is the music president of the school and every time she starts telling me about their silly little music club drama I get so many glee club flashbacks. I've said it before and I'll say it again bro is literally living in high school musical jesus

[demonicchicken1121]

i want to make Michael blush a LOT when he’s flustered, embarrassed or angry. Like full tomato face levels. Some amity blight type shit. Partially bc it’s funny, but mostly because it would be really weird post scooping. like it could be really cool. Imagine Michael is super angry and yelling at someone, and the little bit of blood still flowing through his veins rushing to his face and dripping from his eyes, nose and mouth. Like imagine being some kid in the 2010s and you see a purple man arguing with someone, then suddenly he gets really pissed and just goes zalgo blood eyes mode. That would be badass.

but also I just imagine Jem or Henry teasing him about something dumb and blood starts leaking out of his face.

[toytulini]

name some canonically nonbinary characters why dont you

[inhumanliquid]

I hate people using the FNaF 3 bad ending as evidence for dual spirit theory tbh. "He has BOTH of his eyes lit!" No he fucking doesn't??? Look real god damn closely at this image and try to claim that bullshit, I dare you.

[pikbro]

what if we kissed in freddy fazbears mega pizzaplex

[watery-melon-baller]

its so fun :)) and awesome :)) that i cannot fucking make my brain focus on my homework :))) holy shit im gonna kill someone :)) why can't my brain just work for five fucking minutes :)) this is easy homework too I just can't concentrate on it at all :)) and it's due tomorrow morning :)))

[firebuug]

the stupid thing about anxiety that leans into straight up paranoia territory is that you can be weirdly paranoid and expectant of something terrible, worst case scenario ever to happen like, all the time, but since it's never happened to you you know it's unreasonable. but the moment one of the things you're crazy about actually happens, all those other extremely way more unreasonable things suddenly become plausible in your head by association, so now you're just on guard ALL the time. it's like throwing your anxiety a bone and because it was good that time and did a good job of preparing you for it now it's like ok! I will do this for everything else too and i will do a good job. but really it just needs to be put down

[obnoxiousarcade]

I have a longing to be understood more than anything else i think