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[or4ngeb0y]

Hello i just wanted to report a case of harrasment from a creator @feelingthedisaster is actually a pretty bad person and has said that puppies should be crushed by an anvil. thanks for reading! This is totally true btw and totally not a fake news

[aliceloved]

Mole interest's mascot should be the pokemon Diglett

Or

Yk

A mole

[julysn]

crazy girls love ponytails 🤷‍♂️

i was being a lil too creative w my jokes in science!! (i didn’t say a word all period)

[irdk6969]

What is the probability of airfrying a cup of water but the cup itself explodes but the water remains cold and the airfryer doesnt catch on fire

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[the-terukane-archives]

thinking about this rn

imagine- long car ride. it's been a few hours, and it's dark out. akane and teru are sitting in the back seat. the music is on low and akane is drifting off, so teru lets him lean on his shoulder and rest. he starts to sing along to whatever song is on the radio to akane. it's a love song, it's a confession of sorts (but he doesn't know that). (he does.) akane lets himself believe in the moment that it's directed at him in his sleepyness, and he smiles. he reaches for teru's hand, and with their fingers intertwined and a soft song being sung to him, he drifts off.

[toaster-selfships]

HEAR ME OUT. THIS IS VERY SELF INDULGENT BUT YALL MIGHT LIKE THIS TOO.

So like. I got f/os from the UK and I'm American right. And I like making food, and so I make scones a lot because of them. And I had the thought of like putting these in the little foods I make for them if it's like a scone or sandwhich(ignore the video I'm watching)

AND. IM JUST IMAGINING THEM BEING LIKE "oh you make our food so happily and put little flags in it that's so sweet, maybe I'll make a uhhhh burger or something and put an American flag in it" AND.😭😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️❤️✨️❤️ PLEASE IM IN TEARS

Incase any of yall have any F/Os from another nationality as you.

Heck, maybe you and your F/O of the same nationality just wanna be prideful and/or silly!

[soyeonsbabygirl]

PASSED MY CHEMISTRY EXAM!!

(There was no way to fail it even if you get like a 1 you still passed😭)

[blazethecheeto]

you thought you were getting a stupid nutty ask...no.... >:)

TELL ME THE QUADRATIC FORMULA BALLS.

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[littlebluejayy]

xiao had seen the game before, his friend(s) had talked about it and encouraged him to try it himself. Xiao wasn’t much of a gamer but he thought he’d give it a shot.

Lets say, he loathed you. You did not stop talking, gods above, did you ever run out of topics? 

it did NOT help that he had to of pulled you first! Stuck listening to your voicelines everytime he took a step.

one of the voicelines, though, caught his attention.

Yeah… your okay… he can keep listening until he gets a new character. (he did in fact get a new character, but he didnt switch away from you.)

Xiao as a selfshipper is quiet about it. He thinks it’s embarrassing how much comfort he finds in you, despite his friends telling him otherwise.

Xiao is also quite lonely, and.. your voicelines, always sounding so excited,,, (sounding excited to talk to him, or his character he guesses…) he actually has your good morning voiceline as his alarm tone.

Xiao adores fanart of you, while he far prefers getting your content from the actual game (“fanfiction..? whats that?”) he loves seeing fanart of you. Especially the softer ones, he adores seeing the soft more vulnerable side of you.

He played the HELL out of you character quest. He tried to do everything he could to get his likability from you up. (he kept getting the wrong answers!? so why is it so high… hes not complaining though…)

he embarrassingly has spent actual primogems (his irl currency…) on the game… for you… not his fault at all! why’d the devs put you in that handsome outfit?! the games trying to scam him… 42 primos… gone…

xiao loves it when you get new content! it always comforts him so much! He loves hearing whatever new voicelines or conversations with other characters you have! he’ll analyze whatever content he gets and use it to help him understand your character more!

SCREAMS DSOIJGKLSDJLF AELEIXS ALEXIS ALEXIS I... I- JAOIFJAOKDJGSSKLDJKDFj IM BITING EVYERHING IN SITE OMG IF HOYO DEVS EVER PUT ME IN THIS GAME ID DEF GET THE BIGGEST MOST TASTY REVENUE EVER <- DELUSION UGHGSDHGHSDHG I loVE XIAO SM

[spidersinthecloset]

ok doors community

Id like to elaborate on something!!

Curious light - orange

the backdoor light (dubbed sarcastic light by me and friends) - Yellow

I noticed this after dying a couple times myself, Sarcastic is much more yellow then anything and has a much different personality then curious, curious seems to not know what to do but sarcastic does, and is just rude about it.

[or4ngeb0y]

"How do you feel about the state of modern society?"

Beep boop beep

"WOW! He's amazing"

This is a critic on modern society, incase you small brained people didnt understand my complex critic.

[volttrashz]

Saw them liking edits of Miguel. Tf you looking at him for, I'm right here. 🤨

Plus thats my wife fr...😒(jk..)

[flambo19]

Penacony story (and some other stuff) thoughts I'm writing when bored:

(not that long but I'm putting under a read more anyway)

A vocal track is almost a guarantee. I'm betting it will be Robin's performance they've already hyped up (I'm also hoping for jazzy ost in general)

Some creepy cult shit happening with The Family when things start going south

Harmony Trailblazer is likely so maybe we'll get almost-assimilated or smth (Xipe and Yaoshi winning awards for who i want to draw the gaze of the least)

I know we get to go into dreams but I want them to commit to it. Let it get weird. Make me question if what I'm seeing is real. (please)

Stellaron Hunters are here. Means a Stellaron might be here. Trailblazer got dreams in Belobog due to the Stellaron(i think). Lets have more of that

I like that its not obvious who the big bad will be. The Stellaron Hunters are antagonists but never feel very villainous. Duke Inferno is way too easy a guess. The Family is sus because of cult vibes but I doubt they'd be really evil either (bc they're playable)

Hoping that Sunday and Robin's wings have sweet animations and don't just bob behind their head all the time biblically accurate not-high entia mfers

I have a feeling Misha won't join the Express because status quo and all that but. c'mon, let the express adopt this kid

Everyone is worrying about Himeko dying because she's joining us in Penacony but I think thats too obvious and too early in the story tbh.

If anyone one the Express is dying eventually my moneys on Welt

Major story spoiler related thoughts about Firefly [rot13] ubj gur shpx ner gurl tbvat gb qb sversyl/fnz'f qevc znexrgvat fvapr furf fhccbfrq gb or 2.1? whfg gbgnyyl fcbvy gur gjvfg orsber 2.0 rira qebcf?? (cebonoyl lrf)

I'm hoping we get another Interstellar Journey type animation in the future. Whether specifically for Penacony or not

[periidoti]

"So pull me closer, and kiss me hard."

"I'm gonna pop your bubble gum heart."

/lyr

no because this song is Salt. No questions asked. listen to bubble gum bitch and think about it. Salt defo sings this at karaoke night

★

[gnarlyimp]

regarding my post abt chobias being unique heres some things i considered giving him … im really feeling the rainbow sweater

[leeinsanity]

i love dropping the most subtle hints on my main as to who i am. nobody has discovered who i am yet