#Totally true

[iz-nomerants]

For anyone who asks what happens at the beach episode in chapter 30;

Buddy and Chase play with balls then get wet

—IzNome, 2024

[vesnawinters]

She cracks dad jokes around her kids, mihoyo told me

[or4ngeb0y]

Hello i just wanted to report a case of harrasment from a creator @feelingthedisaster is actually a pretty bad person and has said that puppies should be crushed by an anvil. thanks for reading! This is totally true btw and totally not a fake news

[blue-berry-a-trash-artist]

Bad news

Had to downgrade

Everything will forever be done on this

100% true

Absolutely not lying

[heiiocoie]

erm cole why would you do this.. i cant bleieve youre being ableist...... on APRIL FOOLS.. no less.....

guys i HATE the disabled because i said people should be inclusive.

[a-bunch-of-bones]

Keep your accounts safe guys, we wouldn't want to migrate to tumblr now would we?

[rhbrand]

Truth

[sliceoflifebear]

“I got the quickest pew pew in in the west”

-that one historical cowboy

[ribbit-saga]

wow! I can’t believe it!

[totally-true]

Slashers as Gumball characters

Thomas Hewitt - idaho

Jason Voorhees - hector

Micheal Meyers - Mr. Robinson

Billy Loomis - gumball

Stu macher - banana joe

[shovelknightofficial]

The King Birder campaign drops in 5 months.

[lunarisntlee]

Guys

Im not ticklish anymore

[me-and-my-hyperfixations]

Taylor Swift wrote Anti-Hero for Jinx and now we gotta put it on all the Jinx playlists

[xekstrin]

One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

[huhfacts]

"Huh???" Fact: all trans people are superior beings. Much like coconut crabs.

[rhbrand]

110% screwed