#im sooo at the end of my rope with this

[re-decorate]

PSA for any new college grads: do not under any circumstances continue to rely on your university email after you graduate

i am begging you to switch to a personal email address bc if not then your university could randomly deactivate your account without your knowledge and it’ll be 9 months until you realize something must be wrong because even though you can still log in you haven’t been receiving any emails

[orcelito]

I have Not thrown up since I was like 18 years old and i am NOT going to start again now

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

So, that deja vu fic got me thinking.. and what if katsuki has a childhood friend (obvi friends w deku too) where he is always trying to impress her and class 1-a notices or ( if you’d like them older ) the agency notices and starts betting on when he’ll confess to her. turns out, she actually confesses first and everyone is happy (and slightly disappointed… nobody got their money) 😋😋

Also, when i saw the notification “@cashmoneyyysstuff started following you” i have never hit a follow back button so fast 😭🫶

Remember you’re amazing, take care of yourself, drink water, stay safe, and know that you are loved ❤️

WAAAA @itzjustj-1000 this is soo cute ! especially since katsuki being a loser n tryin to impress us instead of just confessing is honestly adorable. ALSO ALSO ur LITERALLY THE SWEETEST !! ur the loveliest it's a given i had to follow u !! i tried to honour ur request as best i could, i hope you like it ! also say it w me yall: WEEWOOO WEEWOOO CHILDHOODFRIENDS TO LOVERS ALEEEEEERRTTT (yall r forcing my hand atp (not that im complaining tho))

fem reader, katsuki is a whipped little loser, katsuki likes getting praised by reader but acts like he doesn't challenge (fails miserably), kaminari n sero are little shits, m*neta (he doesn't say anything creepy don't worry <3) everyone is in their 2nd year in this one. lemme know if i missed something else !

for as long as izuku midoriya could remember, you and kacchan have always been a packaged deal.

deku remembers all the way back in primary school, how kacchan would bend over backwards to impress you, spending his days trying to win your praise like he was collecting it. whether it be showing off how good his reading skills were, or showing off his newly acquired quirk to you at any given chance. (away from the eyes of the teachers, of course)

or even with silly things. like the time he showed you how long he could hold his breath underwater. it didn't matter, as long as he could show it off to you, he would.

deku remembers how pride would fill his childhood friends face, cheeks practically glowing and a smile basically reaching his ears. a simple "woooah, you're so cool kacchan !" had the boastful blonde giddy for the entire day, chest puffed out as he walked ahead of everyone, with you right next to him, of course. (you were the only one worthy enough to stand by his side after all)

and though he spent his time trying to win your praise, he also needed your attention constantly. katsuki constantly demanded your attention. he's the only one who's allowed to sit next to you in class, you're always the one he picks first when it's time to pick teams to play dodgeball. he's your partner for every project and you're the one who walks beside him when you and your friends go venture out in the woods to go out on your adventures. and even though they would usually take place in the park, katsuki always claimed he'd be the one to protect you if anything were to happen.

as kids, deku was probably the only one who noticed how hard katsuki tried to impress you.

and he's probably the only one to notice how he still does it now.

"sooo...kacchan totally has a thing for yn, agreed ?"

"mhm. definitely."

"yup."

"'m suprised you just noticed that now, kaminari...actually i'm not really suprised." jirou drawled, twirling one of her earphone jacks around her finger.

okay, so apparently he isn't the only one who noticed.

kaminari pouts "i noticed ! i noticed, like, ages ago !" he huffs into his folded elbows on the desk " i just wanted to see if you guys did !"

"you'd be stupid to miss it." sero cuts in smoothly. their grouchy homeroom teacher somehow ended up absent, leading to an impromptu free period. which in turn caused for loads of gossip he had somehow gotten roped into. kirishima, kaminari and sero were talking about you and katsuki, happily chatting off about something they couldn't hear from where they were sitting.

"maaaannn, bakugou's way too lucky, scoring such a pretty girl. what's he got that i don't ?!" kaminari whines. kirishima shushes him lightly, afraid to rouse the attention of a certain blonde they just so happened to be talking about

"now that i think about it.." sero wondered, leaning onto kirishima's shoulder "midoriya, you guys are childhood friends, right ? have they always been..." he cuts himself off, pointing over at you both with his chin for midoriya to look back. ".. like that ?"

you're chatting about something that's apparently funny or exciting, with katsuki listening along attentively, his head resting in his palm like he's admiring you. his full focus entirely on you, as it usually was.

you're using your hands a lot while you're talking and deku recognizes it as the thing you do when you've gotten to the juicy part of the conversation, deku almost wishes he could listen in, then remembers it's not good to be nosy and shakes the thought away. every once in a while katsuki interjects with a subtle smirk on his face and his remarks have you either giggling or playfully pouting at him unable to hide your smile. the playfulness in his heavy lidded red eyes remains at any reaction you give him, though. kacchan's worked on his poker face over the years but it seems he can't control himself when it comes to you.

izuku realizes he's been openly staring for too long and quickly turns back to look at sero who raises an eyebrow, awaiting a response.

izuku chuckles to himself "yeah, pretty much." he hums, playing around with the ends of his tie as he speaks.

"oooouu~" kaminari sings, suddenly lifting his head up from where it was hidden into his shoulder with a sudden burst of energy, startling kirishima. "juicy details about kacchan, i'm in !"

"i don't know if it's exactly 'juicy'" izuku sweatdropped, chuckling awkwardly. "but kacchan and yn have always been really close. when we were younger, kacchan would always be seeking out yn's attention. he'd be really possesive..or protective over her, i guess ?—it was all pretty harmless though." he recounted, smiling softly at his childhood memories nostalgically pouring into his mind.

both kirishima and sero let out quiet hums when he finishes while denki simply pouts "s'not as juicy as i thought it would be" he huffs petulantly, receiving a knock on his head from jirou who hisses a "he told you that, idiot"

kirishima places his head into the palm of his hands and sighs dreamingly "man, that's so cute. bakugou's been a major softie for yn for so long.." he clenches his fist and izuku thinks he sees a little tear in his eye "so manly !" he exclaims through his sharp teeth.

"yeah, i don't know if 'manly' is the word i'd use to describe someone who's been whipped for so long and still doesn't have the balls to confess" sero ribbed, snickering to himself with denki joining in shortly after.

"hey, don't be assholes !" jirou shot "i think it's kinda cute y'know ? not really..manly..but—cute." she said.

"how much you wanna bet he's not gonna confess until graduation?" kaminari challenged.

"wouldn't put it past 'im." a voice suddenly chimes in. the five of them all turn their heads left, right then down at the voice that came from none other than mineta, who had somehow wormed his way into the conversation.

"and what the hell do you think you're doing sneaking into our conversation, freak" jirou sneers, glaring down at mineta who had already dragged his chair over, including himself into the group.

mineta decides to ignore jirou as he places his arms onto the desk seriously like he's imitating some type of mafia don. " bakugou's never gonna confess any time soon, he's too much of a pussy" he waves off nonchalantly "i bet he won't even have done it by the time we've finished school ! "

" and i bet you wouldn't say that to his face !" kaminari guffaws and the purple haired boy sputters. izuku can't hold back his grin as he watches them bicker.

" kacchan's always been pretty..sure of himself" he settles "i don't think it'd take him that long to confess" he guessed, pressing his thumb onto his chin "though maybe the fact that he's so sure of himself could hold him back.."

ah, there he goes again.. the rest of them thought as they watch midoriya babble on and on into theory land.

denki suddenly slams his fists on the desks, startling everyone. he sucks in a breath "alright ! i bet a thousand yen and the entirety of my lunch box that bakugou won't confess by the end of this year !" he exclaims, not too loud but loud enough so everyone in the group could hear him.

"oooouu~ what're we betting on ?" mina chimes in, suddenly appearing behing jirou and in turn startling her. she flashes her a little glare causing the pink haired girl to offer a weak apology and a hug.

"kaminari just bet a thousand yen and his lunch that bakugou won't confess to yn by the end of this year" sero smirked, clearly enjoying the drama

" ou, that sounds fun ! lemme join in too !" the pink skinned girl pleaded giving her best puppy eye and pout combo.

"sure ! just don't come cryin' to me when you lose" kaminari agrees, playfully jabbing at his friend.

"this is so stupid. i'm not betting money on this.."jirou scoffs rubbing at her temple. "c'moooonnn, don't be chicken, jirou ! " denki whines

"mhmm, c'moonn jirou give into peer pressure !" mina joins in, wrapping her arms around the purple haired girl and swaying her side to side.

jirou groans before finally conceding "..five hundred yen. that's all you're getting from me." she concludes sourly crossing her arms.

" i'm gonna go with kaminari's and say his balls won't drop 'till graduation" sero says simply, smirking almost mischieviously at the display of sudden chaos. he looks a little too pleased, izuku sweatdrops.

"i'm not betting on my bro, that's so unmanly." kirishima refused " i say just let them go at their own pace" he finishes, receiving a nasty look from his chaotic classmates.

needless to say kirishima gave in to peer pressure soon after, offering a modest 1,100 yen by this summer for his friend to confess.

"well i stand on what i said, i don't think he has the balls to say it at all. and i put that on all the money in my pockets ! " mineta proudly spoke.

"how much is that, like, one fruit roll-up ?" mina deadpanned, not missing a beat causing the group to erupt in laughter. mineta's objection's falling on deaf ears.

meanwhile, katsuki notices you've stopped talking all of a sudden. it takes him by surprise as you were so into it a minute ago. "what's up ?" he asks. his question snaps you out of your trance and you jump slightly, turning back to look at him "oh , nothing ! they just seem to be having fun " you gasp, a smile crawling up on your face as you look back at your friends having a good time.

katsuki on the other hand has a slight pout forming on his face, displeased at how his loud mouthed friends distracted you from your conversation. and from him he thinks, but that makes him feel like a snot nosed little kid again and his expression turns even more sour.

"tch. the fuck are those losers so loud for" he grumbles under his breath. you catch it though, and you giggle. his eyes brighten and his brows unfurrow the slightest bit when he hears it.

"don't be such a buzzkill katsu, s'not their fault you're no fun." you jest, chuckling to yourself when he scowls at you.

"fuck off ! m'not a buzzkill" he rolls his eyes, huffing indignantly "an' i'm plenty of fun" he finishes grumpily. you laugh a little more, covering your mouth with your hand when you catch a peak of him narrowing his eyes at you making fun of him. he simply rolls his eyes and sighs, shaking his head. he'll let it slide, he always does with you.

"right, right. my apologies, sir dynamight" you chuckle, bowing slightly at him, he huffs out a laugh "that's sir lord explosion murder god dynamight to you" he snorts. you throw your head back and laugh and katsuki feels the same pride he used to feel when he'd found something cool to show you back when you were brats. his stomach feels fuzzy and his head feels clouded the way it used to when you'd offer him your big, bright sparkly eyes and a "you're so cool kacchan !"

god, it never failed to remind him how much of a whipped loser he was for you.

and unfortunately still is.

you scoot your chair a little closer to his and katsuki has to use all of his might not to blush at the sudden proximity, as miniscule as the distance between you both was to begin with.

"well okay then, sir lord explosion murder god dynamight" you say rapidly, laughing to yourself. katsuki let's out a breathy chuckle, it's cute. he's cute. " i'm sure it doesn't mean much, but i at least think you’re plenty fun to be around"

katsuki feels his heart skip a beat too many.

you whisper, like it's a secret. you're in your own little corner while all your classmates are chatting away yet you say this to him like it's something between you and him. batting your eyelashes up at him. god, it's like you're out to kill him and honestly katsuki thinks for a second he wouldn't mind dying by your hand.

he's such a whipped loser.

he can't think straight. you're sitting so close to him, you're lips are glossy from that lip gloss you always have on you. you smell nice, katsuki feels like a creep for smelling you like you aren't a breath away from him.

"yeah, well.." he utters lowly. he licks his lips, feeling himself grow dizzy as he watches you watch the movement intensely and swallows. his adam's apple bobs and he can feel himself blushing like an idiot. " i don't think you're all that bad either" the end of his sentence comes out a little breathy, he barely realizes he's speaking. like his body is deciding for him, he doesn't mind much.

you give him a sweet little smile and your eyes shine like stars and you look up at him like he's everything, like he's the coolest. he wants you to look at him like this all the time.

you suddenly lean in and kiss him, right next to his lips, just at the corner. it lasts for about 0.3 seconds but katsuki feel his entire body exploding from the inside like he's let off his quirk onto himself.

"i take it back actually" you start "you're super cool to be around, kacchan." you whisper bashfully. katsuki huffs out a little laugh once his heart had stabilized itself a little bit, a small smile growing on his face—

" AW MAN? WHAT THE HELL ?!"

you both turn to the sound of your electric classmate, sporting a little pout on his face. proceeding to get dog-piled on by your other classmates surrounding him, causing him to let out whines and moans of complaint.

"i-ignore him !" mina waves off nervously "just keep doin' what you were doin !— i mean, we weren't watching or anything !" she splutters.

"nice one." jirou deadpanned sarcastically, rolling her eyes. "look, we don't mean to pry or anything, but who kissed who first ?"

at that, katsuki's cheeks flare up, turning a damn near violent shade of pink. he's about to yell obscenties at his classmates, about to tell them it's none of their business when-

" i did !" you giggle, a cat-like grin on your face

"you sneaky fuckin minx-" katsuki growls, shoving his index fingers into your sides and you let out a squeal mixed with a giggle. you're quickly drowned out by your classmates releasing a group groan, with sero and kaminari yelling and booing at katsuki, who in turn starts threathing them, his hands crackling and popping.

you don't exactly know what's happening, but you can't help but feel extremely joyful and happy.

"soo.." mineta starts "since i said bakugou wouldn't confess first doesn't that technically mean i-"

" IN YOUR DREAMS ! "

[gardenhotspot]

this lady like "if i'm gone for 5 days in july will my plants be okay without water" 😶👈

[liz-stxrn]

Bad Day || M.S. x reader

a/n: ofccc bby !! i luv this ideaaaa !!

warnings: SMUT!, oral (m! receiving), deepthroating, gagging

i aint your ma so i cant tell u what u can and cant read soooo….

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

i woke up after a restless night, pulling my comforter off of my body, i stood up out of bed and walked over to the mirror. i looked terrible…

i sighed and went downstairs to make breakfast for myself as matt wasn’t home this morning.

i pulled a pan and ingredients out of my cabinets and began making pancakes, pouring the batter into the pan and flipping every so often. i realized i had to go to the bathroom. i walked to the bathroom and handled my business, then heard the smoke alarm going off.

great, just great!

I threw the burnt pancakes away and went back upstairs to get ready for work. i peeled my clothes off before stepping into the shower. i reached for my favorite shampoo then saw i was out. i sighed and finished my shower quickly as i was already running late.

i got dressed and went to work. my boss was nagging on me to finish my rough drafts, but i zoned out, all i heard was “blah blah blah”

my alarm went off, signaling it was time to clock out, and i rushed home to matt waiting for me. he immediately sensed i was upset and tried to get me to talk about it. i refused but ended up just spilling about everything that happened.

“im so sorry, ma, i wish i could make things better for you. trust me, if i could take that burden off your shoulders i would.” he spoke while rubbing my back and tracing shapes on it.

“you’re to good to me baby. i dont know where i would be without you.” i smiled.

“you know… i can think of a way to repay you.” i smirked while kneeling down to his waist level.

“is this okay?” i asked. he nodded fastly. i teasingly tugged at the zipper to his jeans, unbuttoning them slowly. i palmed him through his boxers before pulling his dick out, it sprang up to his happy trail before i took it in my hand.

i kitten-licked at his tip while jerking him slowly, moving my hand up and down. i then took him fully into my mouth

his veiny hands tangled into my hair, tugging lightly. i moaned at the tingling feeling, sending vibrations up his dick. he groaned loudly, pulling even harder at my hair. with that, i took him further into my mouth, deepthroating him, but he was so big, i couldnt help but gag.

the sensation of my throat clenching around him sent him groaning and whimpering above me. “fuckkk, pretty girl, im gonna cum!” he shouted before hot ropes of cum shot onto my tongue, down my throat,

i pulled off of him with a pop. sticking my tongue out, showing him his cum on my tongue, looking up at him with doe eyes.

“so pretty, did so good for me.” he said while closing my mouth, signaling to swallow.

he pulled me up from off my knees, giving me a kiss, before taking me to the couch. he pulled me into his arms as he turned on my favorite show. “i love you matt” i spoke softly

“i love you too, baby” he responded.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

a/n: lowk dk abt this buttt… anywaysss ! i luv yalll and tysm anon for the idea ! <3

a/n pt 2 : sooo… no head..?

[arcsin27]

Reviewing all the stories in junji ito maniac because I can, fuck you :)

The strange hikizuri siblings - uhh okay. Not scary nothing even happened. Okay a guy was a jealous simp, little kids are just like that, some guy threw up bread dough ig, then a ghost stared at everyone for a while and dipped the end

The story of the mysterious tunnel - Jesus Christ that was pretty spooky what the hell. Lost my marbles when he assumed the drop was water, and the kid in the ceiling fucked me up with her voice (dub) and screams

Ice cream bus - im never eating ice cream again. Jokingly compared the driver to William afton fnaf in the beginning but he was somehow worse. The dad pushing the kid away jumpscared me, then horrified me, and I needed a break from the show

Hanging balloon - so absurd it was kinda funny. The nonlinear storytelling added a bit if spook as I slowly realized who was at the window but idk the concept was just funny to me. Also I was so happy someone finally showed up to a horror plot strapped until I saw the result. Sorry random Chad with a crossbow, wish you coulda helped…

Four x four walls - thought something horrific would happen outside and he wouldn’t hear it but it didn’t, thought soichi was famous for being scary but he wasnt, I think this was like a comic relief in episode form. No spook, kinda funny

The sandman’s lair - *laughs nervously* what the fuck. No clue what happened, why would you tape yourselves like that, let me see his dream form damnit, the nature of humanity is we reinvent homestuck etc

Intruder - these kids are based tbh. Balls of steel, don’t blame the redhead, just move on with their lives

Long hair in the attic - also based, i had wondered where her head had gone but i shoulda known by the title, that grinding sound pissed me off tho

Mold - thank. God. It was in black and white. I choose to believe its dust. Also idc about culture or taboo if your floor is coated in inches of ropes and pools of mold just wear your damn shoes. Jesus Christ

Library vision - this one felt like it was calling out all of my anxieties about losing the things and memories precious to me. Also 10/10 Sean chiplock that final recital of hell of thorns was incredible and spooky. Also what the fuck was the ending

Tomb town - im never driving again. Also just call the cops surely you get a reduced sentence for actually reporting the crime. Other than that not scary lol

Layers of terror - im never picking my skin again. god ALMIGHTY why did i bear witness to this. Fuck that mom bro she sucks. I was thinking about how the proportions of human anatomy change as you age and how a toddler with such short limbs and a thick torso could fit inside an adult but uh… then they answered my question. And then it got worse. Funnily enough the 2yo looked like a monster id design

The thing that drifted ashore - was this supposed to be scary…? Oh boy they turned into fish people and promptly fucked off good for them ig

Tomie • photo - wow what bitches lmfao. Idk why she has a face growing out of her scalp hut I didn’t need to see the removal process. Or how botched the removal process was. Based that the photographer just fuckin moved on. “Damnit the blood ruined my pictures :/“ incredible.

Unendurable labyrinth - probably woulda been scarier if they were lost for longer but to me it looked like they took five steps, found the brother, seven steps, “aaaah we’re lost,” two steps, “theyre looking at me!” then suddenly the mummies have eyes, fade to black. Cool

The bully - I was sooo ready for retribution, then I got reconciliation and got even happier, then it turned into child abuse and I wanted to kill a bitch

Alley - pfft idk if its based that she killed those kids or not but it was extra based that they got revenge on her lmao shoulda brought a ladder bro

Headless statue - Jesus fuck that’s gross. Stop it. Also smash the statues again it worked brilliantly earlier. Or maybe jump out a window idk

Whispering woman - mega based. The nervous girl gains support and confidence, the attendant is freed from her abusive friend, the abusive friend gets violently killed, its just wins all around

Soichi’s beloved pet - once again a comic relief episode but tbh it was pretty funny, soichi was a lot less hateable this time too!

[voiceofsword]

I'm gonna set up a little tent in your inbox sorry it's cosy here :)

I still think about this so much like what does he mean by this. The shipper brain in me just sees it as rinniki real but I doubt they had that intention like????

Also when he and mayoi talk and niki denies seeing rinne as family only to proceed defending him by claiming he's human like everyone else and he's just shown his "total bastard side" to everyone (but niki knows his true side because he trusts him enough. kinda 🏳️‍🌈)

I've just kinda rambled in your inbox but if you wanna add anything (or delete my ask fair lol) feel free ^^

omg why would i delete this u guys know i love any excuse to talk about them

ill put this under a cut bc screenshots, dont wanna clog ppls dashes !!

my shipper brain AGREES and in large part i think its intentional (not romantically? probably. will i see it that way? well 😏) because these two guys find it impossible to be open about how much the other means to them.. and through that weird tsun-ness it becomes obvious that they're both tiptoeing around it, so much so that when they do, it makes it even More apparent to everyone that something is up... but they both think they're very good at hiding it.

i think niki is especially a worse offender of this bc admitting rinne's just as important to him as it is the other way around is an IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE.. like with kohaku there hes like ew rinnes so gross his face makes me sick and not want to eat. hes definitely exaggerating here... what are u overcompensating for. ehem

but niki's love language is literally acts of service, and, well, it's pretty obvious how often he manifests this towards rinne

and in the mayoi conversation you mentioned it's SOOO.. when mayoi mentions that c:b are going to be their coperformers, when niki starts talking about rinne in response, it's almost like.. he's thanking them? bc to him he couldnt care less if they're invited on stage again. but rinne's the first thing he brings up because he knows how much it means to him, and that if anyone deserves a second chance, it's him:

after mayoi says this, niki goes hell no but regardless his next lines all sound really fond:

and i think the underlying sentiment here is that niki thinks rinne deserves the world. that even though hes sometimes an asshole, that beneath it all he's still a Good Person, and niki would give anything to make other people see that. it's not an explicit declaration of love but reading between the lines, hes pouring his heart out to mayoi like, hey i really love this guy. and even tho its not put into words, not properly, anyway, mayoi himself can see it

(especially taking into account that immediately afterwards he asks mayoi for a favor (that would benefit rinne, in the end))

just like him regularly feeding rinne (although sometimes rinne doesn't give him a choice — on several instances where rinne comes up to him like 'im hungry make me food', nikis like 'oh i cant Not feed you. youre being annoying but i cant have you be hungry', bc to him that's how he shows he cares, about rinne or about anyone), insisting that he'll go back home with him, and always, without fail, getting roped into his schemes and ending up enjoying it, bc time he spends with rinne is ultimately time spent with his best friend.

so yeah nikis a little 🏳️‍🌈 ur right

[mudfire]

but jenna would you be approving of a sapphic love triangle.

bc heres the thing: r they gonna make bianca like that lucas guy? they probably will. do i want her to like him? after that shitshow with tyler, NO. bianca would not be able to trust another normie, since a. he already betrayed them (rav'n dance) and b. theres that sticky stuff with xavier. xavier has a lot of growing up to do, even moreso in his relationship with bianca

sooo... where does that leave us with? the MC, dear wednesday addams, ofc. ive been seeing people toss up wenclay but YAKNOW... IF WE WANT TO KEEP THE LOVE TRIANGLE BUT MAKE IT ACTUALLY MEANINGFUL... literally bianca is RIGHT THERE

im for a healthy rivalry between them, i prefer that, but if bianca had to have a love interest... seriously, why cant it be with wednesday? GIVE ME wednesday juggling not only puppy dog sunshine-incarnate Enid BUT ALSO blithingly breathtaking queen bee Bianca. bianca simply overpowers enid in daily conversation and class, even with just her stare, but when its the full moon enid shows who's boss. wednesday runs to eugene for cover from them and asks for help regarding bianca from xavier. throw in yoko for advice w/ enid too bc WE NEED MORE YOKO!!

saw someone say yoko is enby and omg my heart broke into a million pieces (positively) bc enby!yoko and divina who r open to poly and show wednesday the ropes bc whats better than an aroace/sapphic weds but weds whos also poly??? she has two hands to hold both her gfs hands!!

worst case scenario, they eugene bianca off by making her deal with her fam troubles in the seychelles off screen for the majority of the season, then come back at the end to save wednesdays ass again ..

[amigac0debasic13]

Just a ninjago rant don’t mind my expression of unholy emotion

ON GOD. IF I HEAR ANOTHER OF YOU NINJAGO LOVING QUEERS TELLING ME “ohh you just don’t like Harumi cause she’s a GIRL and you think she’s ANNOYING” GET OFF MY ASS BEFORE I EXPLODE. HAMMER HAMMER MALLET HAMMER.

SHES A BLATANT MANIPULATOR BITCH, she BLEW UP HER ADOPTIVE PARENTS HOUSE JUST SO SHE CAN TRAUMATIZE A KID AND MANIPULATE HIM INTO RESSURECTING HIS COOL ASS DAD, EXcept instead of making him COOLL HES NOT SO FUCKIN COOL NOW. ACTUALLY NOT SO COOL IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT, SHE CONVINCES GARMADON HE NEEDS TO FUCKING KILL HIS SON AND NOW LLOYD IS AT THE END OF HIS ROPE.

REALLY GLAD THEY LEFT HER IN THE FUCKING RUBBLE OF THE BUILDING SHE DIED UNDER, CAUSE SHE LEARNED HER FUCKING LEsson. WHYYY DID YOU BRING HER BAaaack. WHY DID YOU TRY TO REDEEM HER. WHHHY DO YOU FUCKING LOSERS SHIP HER WITH LLOYD THAT ISNT HEALTHYYYYYY. “Ouuhh she’s with us now” NO SHES NOT I WANT HER FIFTY FEET UNDER BITCH.

ship whatever you want consent is key but IN CANON I DONT REALLY THINK SO?? I DONT. THINK SOOO.

ALSO YOU. You. YOUUUU. POINTING AT PEOPLE WHO MADE ASPHEERA JUST A TOTAL BITCH. PLEAASEEE. CRYING. It would have been ok, like, if her backstory had Wu actually be in the wrong instead of it making her blatantly idiotic and ignorant. Fuckin “treacherous deceiver who stopped me from being a fucking tyrant with spinjitzu” IM DEAD. IM DYING. SHE COULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER. NOW I DONT LIKE HER AS A VILLAIN AND IT ISNT EVEN IN THE GOOD WAY LIKE HOW I FELT WITH HARUMI BEFORE CRYSTALLIZED. AUGHH. IM SO SICK OF YOUUUU ALLL WHO ARE LIKE THIS. NO HARD FEELINGS BUT IM DONE

[themarionette-theporcelaindoll]

my dearest friend @rabbithearted tagged me to talk about my top 6 movies i watched in 2023! <3

poor things dir. Yorgos Lanthimos this one is the most recent movies that i have watched and LOVED. any modern adaptation of Frankenstein WISHES they could be this, women takes agency of her life and body. knowledge is power and knowledge is life and it's really cool in the sci-fi aspect and leans into it soooo well, lots more to say about this movie but im keeping it brief and also i can't articulate right now i am sooo sleepy

30 days of night dir. David Slade thought this movie was alright but wont say too much but the ending made me SOB (it reminded me of midnight mass)

the martian dir. Ridley Scott after so many years saying i was going to watch this movie, i finally did! had a movie night one night at my house and my friend brought this one up. such a beautiful movie, i cried TWICE. and again, sci-fi! jessica chastain *mwah*

jeepers creepers dir. Victor Salva part of the halloween movie marathoning i did with my siblings in october and out of all the movies we watched, this was my favorite! it's terrific, it's a classic and perfect for the spooky season (or any season really) love me some monster flicks and the jenner siblings were *twirls my hair*

rope dir. Alfred Hithcock i watched this one solo after having it in my to-watch list for so long! it was fantatstic visually, clever, loved the characters and the suspense. i'll have to watch more movies directed by alfred

polite society dir. Nida Manzoor this one was a brightly colorful and wonderfully choreographed movie to watch in the theaters, the cast was amazing, hilarious and energetic characters. the twist did lose me a bit towards the end tho

tag! you're it @akita-kira @ninjysworld @luvcall @steph-luvs-klaine @bowties-and-klisses @poweredbycreativityandcake @100dabbo @lethargix and anyone else who would like to share their fave movies this year! i wILL read it

[oogaboogaspookyman]

For the pride game

2 and 15

2: how do i describe my gender identity?

i. don't know.

egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?egg?

im male. a guy. im supposed to be. if not.

what am i?

15: how did i first realize i was queer?

Sooo storytime! With the shitty fucking memory skills i have! It's gonna be very fun!

Okay so i'm at school, there's a recess going on i think?? And at one point i had to get out of the classroom for a bit and go to the room where the big people work y'know- those people that basically control the entire place? Yeah them.

At one point i had to get out and go there for some reason i don't remember, i think it was on a day where i was batshit mad at my mother so i'm guessing it's for help on calming down?? I guess?? Idk- that's not the point- moving on!

I went there and decided to see The Guy, the boss basically (he's a good dude btw, very friendly!), i go to see him and chat with the guy and suddenly, at some point, he brings up his son.

Here's where i learned i was truly bisexual...

He tells me somewhere along the lines of "hey wanna see pics of my son?" and i say "sure why not" and he brings out his phone and starts looking through the pics and he tells me "here's my son, look :D" and then, when i go to see... When i go to see the pics...

My mind was clouded in thoughts of how hot his son was. Deadass my mind was filled, from top to bottom, with "HOLY SHIT HE'S HOT", and "GOD I WANT HIM", and "I BET THE DICK IS INSANE", i felt my heart BEATING SO FUCKING MUCH it was like the liberation of FRANCE, to describe the rush i felt- i was gonna DIE but my soul kept my body up with ropes and chains and everything else that could hold me up and standing.

I don't remember what he looked like, hell i remember fuckle, but i do remember that HE'S FUCKING HOT AND I WANT HIM.

I went back to the classroom after all that jazz and i literally felt like a ventilation shaft spewing out steam and shit- i felt my body fuckin' SMOKING HOT I NEEDED TO PULL ON MY SHIRT (the neck hole y'know what i'm talking about you're smart-) TO LET THAT STEAM OUT AND COOL MY BODY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT GUY DID TO ME, I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAGIC HE CAST ON ME, BUT I DO KNOW THAT I REALLY WANNA SLEEP WITH THE DUDE HOT DAMN...

Oh yeah- i also took into account a past crush i had with a girl and then thought "well fuck i guess i'm bisexual... Neat!" and then that's that on that.

And that is how i found out i am a fan of both girls and guys! Hurray for me i guess!

And my last note? Nothin' fuckin' changed after i learned that like- yeah i'm bi but i'm still gonna try to find myself a chick (or a guy idk whichever comes first) and start something up, and later down the line have kids (it doesn't matter how).

Soooo that's it! You reached the end of the post! Bye bye now! See ya later! Have a good one man- how do i fucking end this shi

[andromerot]

episode twenty one: the mansion of the lady of abundance. in which everything burns.

mi reina.... waaaugh

I FEEL CRAZY HI

woah i totally forgot about "all i know is that my body is nothing like the flesh stretched around sticks of bone it is a body without organs" and im literally writing fic about That. ehehhehe. i know her intimately

ahahahha i can be sooo normal about mabel as a bird comparisons

mabeeeel :(((

isnt it insane that the phrase AD uses to lure mabel in is the first thing anna said in the podcast. like...yeah mabel and anna both Have Pasts obviously, which that influence them heavily, but also in some way. they started existing when anna sent the first voicemail. before they were other people - the ones writing this story. those are anna limon's first words in the world, her birth and her death sentence. also just the fact that AD will literally Go In The Ground. its funny.

IF YOU TASTED ME NOW WITH THE MOONFLOWERS NURSING FROM THE BLOOD OF ME WOULD YOU BE TWICE POISONED WOULD MY KISS HARM YOU STRIKE YOU DEAD. sickos.png

god i love a girl who eats dirt and flowers. shes so sexywho said that. mabel who will eat anything anna who will eat nothing neither of them ever satisfied always hungry for something else..

also i wonder why "girl with unusual hungers" is used only now and not in episode eighteen: unusual hungers. hmmm

GOD

god. do you think she did that on purpose

NO BECAUSE THIS IS EVERYTHING. mabel who has always wanted to be free who has broken every chain finds herself tied to a tree by her hair and says. i dont care. i only wish it was her. and its not. love is a leash that pulls both ways what does it matter as long as you hold my leash

"i drowned, i burned up, i ate poison, i ate the world into darkness - i stopped eating. who knows what will kill me now? maybe this. maybe being captured, like a creeping insect." ......

i wasnt looking at the transcript and when it says "the rope ends inside the oak tree" i misheard "the world ends inside the oak tree" ahaha....sigh.

SIGH.

hiiii veragirl..

[faarkas]

4, 12, 27, 35 + verde/takemura!!!

leah i love u sooo much im so sorry that u’ve opened pandoras fucking box i CANNOT shut up about their wedding if u can even call it that bc it’s actually the most ridiculous shit ever. anyway. madness and rambling under the cut :)

4 - First impression of each other? Was it love at first sight?

it was absolutely not love at first sight ASUEKFKSN He was pretty disgusted with her because he thought that she killed his boss and sort of complicated toxic father figure-esque situation, she had been shot in the head and thought he was going to finish her off, the girlies were not happy with each other. She did think he was very handsome tho. Go queen give us everything. she is nothing if not thirsty always .

Though I do wonder if he actually thought that or knew off the bat that yorino/bu did it 🤔 HA GUESS WHO NEEDS TO REPLAY MY FAVOURITE PART OF THE GAME BC I HAVE SUCH A SHITTY MEMORY and i just haven’t played it in a long time

Anyway she still stole from them and he was grieving so I just don’t think he was too happy with her period but obviously things change as they get to know each other :)

12 - Is there a wedding? What was the proposal like? Any kind of honeymoon?

OK SO HEHE. There was barely a proposal honestly it was more of them sitting on the couch relaxing and enjoying each other’s company when he was like (bashfully) “I’m fighting an impulse” and verde’s like 👁👁⁉️ AND THEN HES LIKE “I think we should get married.” (all of this rough dialogue not actually the real dialogue. u get the gist.) and verdes like 👁👁‼️ yeah let’s go get fucking married go go go

and then that same night they leave, verde gets a dress bc she wants a nice dress tyvm, and they end up going to some 24hr neon everything elvis (or maybe illegal kerry) impersonator style chapels and elope. :) And after they end up in some greasy diner for their first meal as a married couple bc it’s the wee hours of the morning at that point and it’s the only place open eating greasy ass diner food. it’s then that the adrenaline starts to wear off a little and he starts to feel a little regretful that he didn’t give her the full experience that he should have but she’s just sitting across from him in their booth eating fries, uncaring that the hem of her awfully expensive dress is getting filthy, looking at him like he’s the only man in the world that I think it quells that pretty quick. I don’t think verde would really want a huge traditional wedding anyway she’s too private for all that. She does get into a lil bit of trouble with Val and the gang for it later tho. (val later when she gets roped into a huge italian wedding like can u bottle whatever made ur man just want to elope and give it to me please for the love of god)

Honestly I don’t think they really have a honeymoon. Maybe a little later on but i think it’s mostly business as usual. them being married doesn’t really change things a lot but I think they do feel even closer than they did before. commitment rly does look good on them tbh. Tho I can see them renewing their vows at some point

27 - Do they have kids? Grow old together? Split up?

slap my ass and call me a romantic that never wants to deal with it myself AHAJFKFJ BUT I JUST DONT DO TRAGEDY MOST OF THE TIME. Tho I do struggle to just see them growing old in more of the sense that they’re both mercenary types and even if they get out of it to move into more. civilian/normal work they just have so many enemies that could pop up in whenever but FROM WHAT I’VE SORTED SO FAR YES they stay together for as long as they’re alive. Hopefully they grow old together.

And they do have kids :) I think the funniest thing for them is the way they catch baby fever after hanging out with val and lorenzo’s newborns twins. But it isn’t super easy for verde after all the shit her poor body has been through and continues to go through that after some failed attempts and trauma they end up adopting two and then they end up having one or maybe two ~miracle~ biological kids on accident so. they end up with a well rounded family. :) Parenthood also looks good on them. They have the range.

35 - Do they bring out the best in each other, or the worst? Do they have a fatal flaw?

They’re good for each other. They make each other feel safe, she gets to eat proper meals, he has a space with her where he can just be without the constant vigilance and games that living within arasa/ka’s like…structure brings,,, I also just can’t imagine them with anybody else AHSKFJS Their eccentricities just meld together nicely but I think if they have a flaw it’s how much they actually love each other, or their loyalty to each other. I think it could be pretty easily exploited.

[ducknotinarow]

[Big Mama + Usagi - im not sorry uwu]

“Ooh, my favourite bunny-bun is back!” Big Mama exclaims, gleefully clapping her hands together, “Sooo, how did it go? You know I LOVE hearing the details~” 

|Muse interaction

Samurai, did jobs like this all the time right? Right. That was what Usagi had to tell himself every time he went to report in to her. He hated how out of habit this all was by now, so used to walking straight in and to the elevator the bellhop that worked the elevator didn't even need to ask where he was going they knew he was there to speak with Big Mama herself. Well with company today, a yokai he had tied up an currently was leading them with the end of the rope as if they were leashed. A sorry soul who tried ‘out smarting’ her thinking they could get away with out paying her a cut of their scores. So Usagi was sent to to deal with them, the rabbit may be becoming to used to this if his first thought was claiming them to be idiot for thinking they could ever get with trying to cross the crime boss everyone fear from name alone.

The elevator moved on up to her office as he closed his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest. Needing a moment to get ready mentally, my ears twitched when the chime rang out pink eyes opened. Didn't matter if he even tried to prep himself he knew what was coming as he stepped out and made his way out.

“Ooh, my favourite bunny-bun is back!”

He hung his lip a little the moment she called him that, you think the worst part of his whole situation would be the fact he was working for Big Mama, ya know the crime boss? that owned most things in the hidden city? Heck, she had her hands all over in the city and above them even apparently that's just how powerful she was. So yeah you think it should bother him more that he was basically the lackey of a well-known villain. Yet not the worst part of his job? it was the nicknames,

Her way of speech was well unique that's for sure,

 “Sooo, how did it go? You know I LOVE hearing the details~” 

Usagi just sighed and reached for his side, a couple of sacks tied along his slash as he went and dropped them on to her desk, proceeding t opening up one so she could see the coins and other various goods inside of them. “They tried skipping out of town, thinking they could sneak out during the middle of day, probably thought night was too obvious a time to sneak out of the city. Carrying all of this on their person.” He went to explain to her, his tone was even as he reported to her “I had a feeling they would try going from the docks and found them quick enough. They gave a bit of trouble once they realized I was following them.” He couldn’t help the slightly way the corner of his mouth curled up into a smile “but they couldn’t run for long. I cornered them shortly after and was able to retrieve what was owned to you Ma’am. They we’re a little to easy to trip up and tie up as well.” But that figures right? A coward that ran wasn’t likely to be much of fighter after all.

Last bag untied as he finally stepped away from the desk now, arms held at his sides as he looked to her “They were holding out on you like you figured ma’am. this should be from the last few times plus extra.” Meaning he took it upon himself to snag more from the poor yokai idiot they thought they could get away with swindling Big Mama, in truth Usagi was hoping that taking more than ask would both earn favor with Big Mama on his own end. As well as get the guy off the hook or at least not face as much payback she was likely to set on them. Least that was Usagi’s hope, the guy was still a crook after all. All this coin and such was stolen not earned. Didn’t mean Usagi didn’t feel the slightest bit of pity for them despite it. If Big Mama had a target on you back well that was bad news as is. “And well you see the result now. I brought him along as well” Lifting the end of the rope to demonstrate that point to her.

[your-sweet-anatomy]

you dont know me im sorry i just saw your tags abt sing 2 AND YOURE SOOO RIGHT THAT MOVIE IS SO GOOD so is the first one BUT THE SECOND ONE,

NO I LITERALLY DONT UNDERSTAND HOW IN THIS DAY AND AGE A STUPID MINION POWER PLANT PRODUCED NOT ONLY A QUALITY FILM BUT A FILM THAT HAS STOOD THE TEST OF TIME???? AND THEN AGAIN I CANT SHUT UP ABOUT IT,,, TO IMPROVE ON IT WITH THE SEQUEL

LIKE ILLUMINATION IS NOT THE PLACE I GO TO FOR MOVIES WITH TOUCHING FOUND FAMILY STORIES THAT ACTUALLY ADHERE TO SOME SORT OF LIKE. WRITING SCHOOL OF THOUGHT.

LIKE THE SCENE WHERE ROSITA AND GUNTER ARE GOING ONSTAGE AT REHEARSALS IN SING ONE AND ASH IS STILL MISERABLE AND ROSITA’S FIRST THOUGHT IS TO TELL HER THERES HARD CANDY IN HER PURSE AND TO HELP HERSELF. LIKE. THAT IS SUCH A FUCKING MOM THING TO DO OH MY GOD.

AND AGAIN ANOTHER ROSITA MOMENT FROM THE SEQUEL??? WHEN SHES SCARED SHITLESS ON THE ROPE SWING BALCONY, WHEN SHE COLLAPSES SHE IMMEDIATELY CALLS OUT FOR GUNTHER.

THEY ARE A FAMILY. THEY ARE A FAMILY AND THEY RELY ON EACH OTHER AND IT SHOWS!!!!!! THEY REALLY SHOW INSTEAD OF TELLING AND IT’S SO NICE

AND NOT TO BE A SHIPPING PARTY POOPER OR WHATEVER BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW GLAD I AM THAT NONE OF THE MOON THEATER CREW ENDED UP TOGETHER?? THEY COULD HAVE SO EASILY PAIRED THEM ALL OFF BUT THEY INSTEAD RETAIN THAT CLOSE KNIT FAMILY SUPPORT THING. IT’S SUCH A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

AND SEEING NANA’S GROWTH TOO?????? WATCHING HER GROW FROM LIKE THIS EMBITTERED THOSE-WERE-THE-DAYS FADED STARLET TO THE GODMOTHER OF THE NEXT GENERATION OF THEATER???? AND HER PRIDE WHEN SHE CAME TO THE THEATER AT THE END OF SING TWO?????

AND SPEAKING OF SING TWO IM. OH GOD. OH. THE PARALLEL BETWEEN LITTLE BUSTER CLINGING TO THE BALCONY WALL AND THEN BUSTER DOING THE SAME THING AT THE END OF SING TWO WHEN HIS DREAMS HAVE SO FAR EXCEEDED ANYTHING HE COULD HAVE IMAGINED, BECAUSE IT WAS FAMILY THAT STARTED HIM OUT AND A NEW FAMILY THAT GOT HIM THERE!!!!

Like LITERALLY I did not mean to scream for so long but it’s just so rare to see not just a movie, but a ‘kid’s movie’ that seems like it’s made by people who actually cared, for more than just merch and intellectual property. God you can just FEEL the love in every single frame.

apparently there’s a sing 3 coming. We. Will see.