i literally need to s*ck him off at a frat party he doesn't want to be at
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my friend is playing 5 for the first time and I Have. To let you know that he just said daigo looks like lin manuel miranda's hamilton and I fell to my knees
i think the worst part about this ask......
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ladies! we need to stop finding useless men sexy. useless men! you need to stop being sexy
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Why couldn't I have a normal family where I got to know my siblings at all before they moved out. Now I'm sitting up on Christmas eve waiting for a call from my brother and sister that might not come because they're busy with their bio family. I haven't even spoken to my brother in two maybe three years since before he went to jail and rehab and I'm like.
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proving the manosphere men wrong when they say that women only go for the top 20% of men by showing them the men that the pretty girls i know ended up with. i thought this guy was tjis girl's FATHER. he's not even a dilf he looks like i'd see him on a quad drinking beer after goin moose hunting. all-canadian country boy
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GOD I LOVE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS (TO LOVERS IS OPTIONAL BUT WELCOME)
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IM NORMAL IM NORMAL HAHAHAAAAA IM CRAXY IM CRAZY. AUGH. SCREAMS. GOES FUCKING BATSHIT
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im sorrryyyyyyyyy darcy like never saying a word to anybody but after looking elizabeth in the eyes once spilling all his deepest faults and strong personal beliefs to her like her power........
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Been thinking about that leslie jamison essay on female pain all morning. Fucking hated the argument but it's stuck btwn my teeth. Trying to narrow down exactly why but i think it's just the endless white myopia, the exhaustion of revisiting the 2014 internet in 2023, her decrying the romanticisation of anorexia and simultaneously continuing to do so, and also I understand it was meant to be an exploration rather than a real like argumentative piece but I was bored by the fact she was flipflopping btwn like oh it's reductive and oh it's important To Literature like okkkk. I thought her writing structurally was watertight though like i loved her writing style it's just a shame that i hated what she was saying. I just hate rich girls who went to ivy leagues im sorrryyyyyyyyy
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