#im sorry if i might have misspelled something

[n0tangeliccc]

I have an idea! NSFW Jealous possesive top creek x reader, the asian girls start drawing reader with other ppl and the ships became very famous around town, tweek n craig have no other option than fuck reader until she can't think straight bc they're jealous as hell and they need to prove that reader belongs to them 💏💏💏💏

You’re ours

Craig x Fem!Reader x Tweek

(EVERYONE IS 18+)

Warning: Smut, unprotected sex, oral (m! + f! receiving), cum swallowing (it’s implied), threesome, fingering, degradation (the tiniest bit of praise), slight edging (?), semi-public sex (idk other people can hear you), uh i think that’s everything i don’t know how to tag these things😵‍💫(some parts might sound ooc im sorry!!)

A/N: I didn’t expect y’all to love the Creek stuff but here you go my loves🤭 (also this was not proofread please tell me of any misspellings!!)

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There stood your two lovers, Tweek and Craig, their hands shaking in rage as they looked at the huge mural of you and their close friend Clyde together. Ever since you started hanging out those same girls who once got them together have been shipping you and Clyde together and this made Tweek and Craig absolutely furious. “AcK- Craig can you believe this?” Tweek’s mind was racing with panicked thoughts of you leaving him and Craig “W-what if she leaves us for him aHh! This is too much!!” “Calm down honey” Craig rubs Tweek’s back trying to calm him down before sighing “I knew we should’ve just been open and told everyone we’re in a poly relationship now look at this shit!” He face palmed mentally. Craig knew you were well known around South Park it would have been only a matter of time before you started getting shipped with someone he just wished it was with him and Tweek, I mean they were your boyfriends for fucks sake! “T-That was too much pressure!!” Tweek was practically about to pull his hair out. “Don’t worry I’ve been thinking of a way to make it know” Craig smirks and Tweek gives him a confused look “Don’t worry honey I’ll tell you all about my plan on the way, now come on I’m sure Y/N’s waiting for us at the coffee shop”

As they walk to the shop they couldn’t help but notice something that only fueled their anger and jealousy even more, Clyde. Craig’s whole body tensed up and his grip on Tweek’s hand tightened causing the blonde to turn and look at what was happening.

You had been cleaning a bit while waiting for your lovers to arrive when Clyde had walked in and struck up a conversation. You’re body leaned against the counter as you and Clyde spoke when suddenly you heard the cafe door slam open. “So then I- What the hell??” Clyde jumped as Craig and Tweek walked in “Oh hey guys what’s up?” His smile fading quickly as his friends glared at him “Okay?..Anyways Y/N-“ “AH!-Actually WE need to t-talk to her right now” Tweek cut him off ‘Weird’ you thought, you’d never seen them act like this before “Well we can go into the back office, I’ll be right back Clyde!” You waved as the guys dragged you away from him.

You could feel the tension in the air as you walked in turning to look at your boyfriends. “So…What’s going on guys?” You asked awkwardly “What’s going on?? Seriously Y/N don’t you see what’s being spread around??” Craig answered back angrily “All these people are convinced you’re with Clyde!!” The jealousy pumping through his veins as he pulled you towards him and Tweek “You’re ours and I think it’s time we let people know” he growled in you ear. “I-In here?” You questioned as he grabbed you and sat you on the desk “People will hear guys” Craig smirked “I’m sure you’d like that considering how much of a whore you’ve been lately, don’t you think Tweek?” Tweek chuckled and nodded in agreement “B-better they hear and know”

He kissed down your neck as Craig untied your apron and unbuttoned your work shirt. Both men began leaving trails of hickies down your neck and breast switching sides so Tweek was now in front of you he continued to kiss down your torso, Craig removed your bra and began teasing your tits making you whimper. Tweek unzipped your pants and pulled them down to around your ankles before beginning to kiss your inner thighs running his hands painfully close to your aching core “Tweek..” you whimpered again making both men laugh. “What’s w-wrong baby? Feeling needy?” Tweek looked up at you with a sly grin, you rarely got to see this overly dominant side of him but when you did god did it make you wet. “Please Tweek” “I don’t know Tweek I think she’s been to much of a slut to deserve it” Craig smirked giving your breast a soft squeeze making you groan “So fucking slutty, bet you’re soaked just from us teasing aren’t you?” You hear Tweek chuckle as he pulled down your panties “Oh s-she is Craig” his fingers hovered over your clit teasingly making you shiver in anticipation “F-fucking whore” Tweek growled before sticking two of his fingers into your wet folds. You gasped loudly as he began sliding them in and out of you rapidly “F-Fuck Tweek!!” You moaned loudly “So loud, though you didn’t want anyone to hear this you slut” Craig grinned smugly as he undid his pants “Time to get that pretty mouth of yours to work” he said as he pulled cock out from his pants “Come on bitch you know you want it” You laid back on the desk as Tweek continued to ravish your pussy and Craig tapped his cock on your cheek “Go on, suck it whore” You wasted no time getting to work giving his tip kitten licks as you stoked the rest of his length. “Fuck…good whore” Craig groaned as you began to slowly began to sick your head down his shaft. Tweek smirked and flattered his tongue against your clit teasingly before harshly sucking on it making you moan around Craig cock “Yeah j-just like that baby” he removed his fingers from inside you switching to his tongue, he lapped your juices rapidly making moan even louder as you felt yourself getting closer to cumming. “A-Are you close?” Tweek asked as he pulled away, his thumb circling your clit as you pulled away from Craig and nodded desperately. “Switch?” He asked Craig “Switch” he grinned mischievously as they exchanged spots with Craig between your legs and Tweek in front of you face now. You quickly began to stroke Tweek’s dick before bringing it to your mouth as Craig teased your entrance with his cock making you whimper around Tweek. “G-gah!” Tweek moaned as your mouth did wonders on his cock. Craig slid into your wet folds a low groan escaping his lips as he began slowly began to thrust into you “That’s it take it like a good slut” he cooed in your ear as his thrust began to speed up. You’re moans we’re sending chills up Tweek’s spine as you sucked him off, he grabbed onto your hair pushing himself deeper into your throat “F-fuck- close!!” You continued even faster as you hear his breath quicken “Ngh! Y/N!!” He let out one last high pitched groan before he came in your mouth holding your head down on his cock. Craig chuckled and began thrusting even faster and harder that before as he felt your walls clenching around him “That’s it whore, cum for us” His animalistic thrust sent you over the edge and you came hard screaming out in pleasure “F-fuck” Craig grunted as his thrust became sloppier and he pushed himself into you on last time before he came.

By the next day everyone knew of your relationship with Tweek and Craig. Not because you guys announced it out loud but because poor Clyde heard the whole thing from outside the office and told everyone.

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Longest oneshot I’ve written (why it took me so damn long😭) also the dirtiest oml😮‍💨

[wannaeatramyeon]

Hello love you're work! (Please eat and drink!)

May I request taehun with a Yor forger?

reader?

(Please feel free to ignore this!)

<3

THANK YOU ANON. YOU STAY HEALTHY TOO!

This ask... You're killing me. I have NO idea what Yor Forger is. I thought it was a misspell of something to do with a forager 💀 I did a quick read of her Wiki and uhhhh. I think I get it? Sorta? Im so sorry I did try 😩

HCs and dumbing it down to focusing on characteristics because I don't know the character.

Seong Taehoon x Reader: Yor Forger-ish type S/O hc

Reader characteristics: Aloof, not great social skills, murder-happy, intelligent but little common sense, very gullible, little insecure

Taehoon sees a bit of himself in you, that plus the mystery of your general aura compells him to find out more.

Turns out the mystery is just that you're a little odd. But your underlying kindness and preference for violent tendencies suckers him in.

And heavens above are you both a dangerous duo. You might be a little bit more... mild-mannered than your boyfriend but people initially tiptoe around the both of you in case they get their ass kicked.

Seriously, what a match made in heaven. If you two can just keep to yourselves and away from general society that would be much appreciated.

You may be able to punch Taehoon into next week, but being with you actually brings out his more protective side.

Once they get to know you, you're an easy target for some of the company's (and less well-meaning people's *coughGYEOULcough*) pranks. You don't really understand what's going on and your boyfriend has to reluctantly step in and tell them to piss off.

Honestly sometimes Taehoon gets a little exasperated with you. You seem intelligent enough but the questions you come out with. How did you get so far in life with your gullibility? How do you fall for the bullshit?

It gets to the point that he becomes a bit wary and anxious when he's not around you. And tbh that's not the way he operates. Thankfully over time you get better and it's not a moment too soon.

Absolutely loves sparring with you. Sure he would sulk if you get some hits in or win, but it's a way for him to get better. The fact that you're pretty tough with amazing durability? He doesn't need to hold back. It's SO refreshing to spar with a partner as an equal.

Seeing you in a proper fight though? He will gladly stand aside and cheer for you. Throw out cocky remarks and commentary that will guarantee to make you laugh. To Taehoon, you beating people up? There is possibly nothing sexier.

Despite initial misgivings, you and Gyeoul are very close. She sees you as a big sister. Loves how bloodthirsty you get. And the way you're so easily fooled? You're never sure if Gyeoul is laughing with you or at you but you're happy that she's laughing at all.

Your friendship causes Taehoon a bit of a headache but at least he knows that Gyeoul will cut the bullshit and look after you. The one with the full blown migraine would actually be Wangguk.

[ashmfyu]

With you i feel at home. -----------------------------------------------

It has been a few days after the express crew and (name) split up in admist of the xianzhou chaos. Everything was hectic, for (name). As the healer of the Astral Express, she wasn't there to help her friends for the fight as the xianzhou needed assistant in the medical field as many soldiers that got hit by mara struck was being taken care of. "This feels like forever.." (name) kept thinking about how her friends are doing... 'where are they anyways? and how have they been doing? are they safe?' thoughts after thoughts kept coming through her head as her minds drifts off to her boyfriend, dan heng, when she first set foot to xianzhou she remembered on how dan heng refused to come with them due to his past. (name) despite dating the said boy for almost a few months, knew that her boyfriend might needed privacy and she was totally okay with it, afterall it takes time to open up past wounds. Her anxious look was seen by the vidyadhara healer that asked for her assistance. "Hey you okay there? you seem really worried." Bailu asked with a hint of curiousity. "Yeah im okay, im just worried about my friends.." (name) replied. Bailu tilts her head.. "Ah yeah about that i was about to take you to Scalegorge Waterscape, your friends are there safe and sound, so you dont have to worry about anything!" (name)'s eye widden in shock and relief, "please take me there now!" Bailu nods, "come on follow me!" As they both set off towards scalegorge waterscape.

"Here we are, ill go check on the soldiers, you can catch up with them." Bailu said, "Thank you so much!" (name) as she rans towards the center of the place. 'Please be okay.. please be okay...!!' "(Name)!!!!Here!!" As the voice of March rings through the ear. "March! You guys!!" (name) shouts as she ran towards her friends and hugs them. "I- im so glad you are all okay, i was scared and worried something might have happend.." (name) said in between breaths as she realized someone missing from the group hug.. 'wat where is dan heng?..' (name) thought as she looked towards a man with draconic features who resembles dan heng so much as her eyes widden. "Dan Heng.... is that you?" (name) said as she reaches to touch his cheeks. The said man just stayed silent, avoiding eye contact.. "You must have hated me now that ive been hiding things from you, im sorry.." He said with whispers as his eyes widden with the warmth that he feels as he looks down to see the beloved hugging him as if her life depends on it. "I dont care about anything, im just glad i can see you again." (name) said as tears ran down her cheeks. Dan Heng return the hug with his long scaled tail wrapping around her hips tightly as if afraid of letting go as he kisses her cheeks with a smile, "I love you.. ill promise ill make it up to you." (name) looks up to the teal colored eyes looking at her with affection and warmth as she said, " And I love you most, because with you I feel at home." The bystanders could only watch and stayed silent while smiling as to not disturb the moment.

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My first ever time writing in this platform and to start off with a Dan Heng scenario! I fear that i will never move on from the 1.2 cut scenes! Also sorry for misspelling cuz english isnt my first language! <3

[11vitzzy]

⭐️—> Unspoken Love an Alastor x Fem!reader Oneshot.

A/n- This is a pt2 to my other story (its called the same thing) and since i just felt like making / continuing the story thats what this is gonna be

Im gonna try to make more talking then last time it will still be description but like yk, also ant misspelling dont mind that sometimes i dont pay attention to that

Warnings- she/her pronouns, friends to lovers, starts off slow ends rough, sumt (NSFW), long term friendship, coming back after disapperance, might be a short story to some

MINORS DO NOT READ PLEASE LEAVE

(left off) it was gonna be a long one... alastor and you walked and stubbled around the room while trying to find his bed while both of you desperately making out like wild dogs in heat, the smell of musk filled alastors room other then that while being so close to him with your arms around his neck while he layed you onto the bed detaching his lips from yours letting both of you breath

“A-alastor..”

You called out his name the scent of him on his bed and him in general intoxicating you the sweet smell of Christmas tree bark and his honey scent Colone oh damn it smelt fucking good

Alastor lowered him self on you as he licked and bit your weak spots on your neck leaving you breathless as you whimpered and called out his name

“i hope this is good for you darling..im only giving half of what i have in store right now”

You felt his hands move downwards, fuck you where so wet right now who knew the radio demon alastor who isnt touchy or into shit like this could be so good? Must be the deer shit kicking in on him

“already so wet for me hm?”

He lifted the skirt you were wearing (sorry if you dont wear stuff like that man) and slowly started to rub over your clothed area with his nails/claws being so sharp it made it feel even better

Out of nowhere he used one of hid claws and put pressure on the clothed slit/clit of yours

Making you moan in both pain and pleasure I mean you know because his claws were sharp but oh my stars it felt so fucking nice you wanted him to pound him into the bed like there’s not tomorrow

He moved his claws past your panties

“You like that don’t you? My little slut”

He slowly slides one finger inside of you as he started off slow then faster and faster

“Mm..ah..Al-Alastor..”

You started to feel your climax hitting you as he put three then two fingers into you and angled them in the right position to hit your g-spot

“Fuck! Alastor..close..”

He popped his fingers out of you as he flipped you onto your stomach and bent you over into a deep arch

“What do you need from me?”

Your head was all fuzzy and all that came out was whimpers you didn’t expect it but out of no where you felt something more like someone (that someone being Alastor) thrust into you as your mouth left out a heavy moan

It wasn’t long before he started to move faster and more rough with you

But oh my stars he was amazing for someone who never had experience with this stuff

“Please..~ more..”

He tugged your hair back while putting his mouth to your ear just to whisper

“More what? Use your words darling~”

Just those words made you clinch on to him

“Faster..”

“As you wish my dear”

He speeds up while you could feel his demonic form watching reaching him as he gets more rough

You could hear his breathing get more intense as he puts his hand on her head and pushes it into the bed almost closing out your screams

While his other hand on your back arching it past your own limit

“Fuck..i-I’m close..please let me..”

He cut you all by saying

“Hold it.”

[time skip a few minutes]

“I can’t.,!! I can’t..!!”

He stared getting faster and rougher

“Cum.”

With that single word you did. All over him and his release coming soon after

After care? I’m to last to type🖤

Uhm and don’t ask how the spaces got bigger between them😭🙏🏼

[olde-scratch]

mm momsger high au. i didn't mean to misspell that. inspired by this post from @tobisiksi . sorry this took so long i had everything written out and then tumblr Deleted Everything even tho i had like two backup posts.

i tried to include everyone i could and give all of them unique monster types but there are some repeats :( ib sowwee i tried to make them unique when i could tho. lmk if u have any suggestions for characters or different monster types.

ALSO HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! i have to work but im going dressed as saiki so i still have the spirit

Saiki Kusuo - Lovecraftian Eldritch Horror

i mean. duh.

he poses as his own (human) worshipper to avoid being indoctrinated elsewhere

"i can't attend, i have worship tonight." "oh that's cool who do you worship?" "they don't like being talked about." "ohh so it's an... invite-only system. right......"

deciding now that closed worship systems like saiki purports are generally a total Scam and people avoid them like a plague. it fits with saikis foray into the internet lol

hes still sooo silly dw

to the people with the eldritch kusuo headcanons, i see u..... i hope u like monster high........ :)

Saiki Kuusuke - Cult Worshipper (Human)

bet you thought i was gonna say mad scientist. WRONG that's his day job.

kuusuke operates as a mad scientist since humans aren't allowed into the monster world (afaik humans arent even seen outside of jackson, who is half monster). idk what he makes tho. maybe he pulls a doctor finklestein and makes bone animals to roam the monster world?

kuusuke is the one who got his family into the monster world btw. i mean he definitely found it p quickly after kusuo started morphing and speaking in tongues and shit

kuusuke would LOVE the monster world, at least at first. he might get bored really quickly, but he'd love being able to be more of a crazy bastard than he already is

kuusuke functions as a head cultist for kusuo, but instead of strengthening him with sacrifices and praying for protection, he weakens him with sacrifices (the limiters) and prays for himself to be smote (kusuo to play games with him) (kusuo ignores him a lot)

maybe he made amp/anpu like he did warp. idk.

Saiki Kurumi / Saiki Kuniharu - Cult Worshipper (Human)

they were 100% human before being dragged into the monster world due to their sons

they basically live the same as they do in canon tbh i dont think a lot would change in the monster world

during the new years chapter maybe instead of saying kusuo has powers, they say something about his eldritchness or how glad they are to "worship" such a chill god. god i wanna write this now.

Kaidou Shun - Vampire

okay so not ACTUALLY a vampire but i think it was nopsi who had like an au where kaidou was like a weaker version of a vampire?? GOD i dont remember the name (hampir?? i cant find it on wikipedia, did it start with an f????). for all intents and purposes, im just gonna consider him a weak vampire

i cant remember if he'd be made thru a human/vampire relationship but if he was then i think we should play into the manga hair colors of his siblings and say that whole toki and sora and his mother are all full vampires, he was half vampire (perhaps he's from the father's side of the family from a previous relationship, since his mother has purple hair in her manga cover i think??)

draculara has her red drinks and her spf and her cute little parasol so OF COURSE kaidou has all of those as well. i think it would be very funny if kaidou had his umbrella customized to look like a hidden anime weapon, but it wasn't waterproof so he has to use a different one when it rains

i have a gen 1 og draculara from when i was a kid and i love her she's so cute :] someone draw kaidou in her outfit he'd slay. actually, just draw all of them in her outfit(s). gloom beach teruhashi. sweet screams mera. freak du chic saiki. sweet 1600 saiko. fearleader hairo. you cannot make her look bad idc.

Nendou Riki - Zombie (Frankenstein's Monster type zombie)

okay so this might be controversial but imagine:

everyone's chatting like normal, nendous head falls off, everyone goes deathly silent, nendou puts it back on and goes back to talking, cue kaidou screeching

bc im rewriting this im not gonna go thru my thought process so my idea was that takeuchi was a mad scientist who created midori after himself bc he only had access to a mirror (neither realized they looked the same). takeuchi died and chouno, who was smitten with midori, remade takeuchi who midori named riki and chose to raise as her own. chouno intended it as a poetic final goodbye but cut to 16 years later and hes still not over her lol

nendou being undead could also play into his appreciation for life.... protecting the obviously smaller and weaker saiki and kaidou.... his care for his dad that he never met (altho he might have two dads in this au?).... THE HAMSTER SCENE. NENDOU :((((

Teruhashi Kokomi - Tomie

im SORRY for bringing up junji ito but come ON

for those who dont know tomie, she's basically So Beautiful that men are supernaturally attracted to her until she drives them mad with her beauty. they cut her up and scatter her remains and they turn into more tomies

however. teruhashi isnt just a pretty girl. she's The Perfect Pretty Girl. so we can just ignore all the bloodshed and murder and deathmatches :D

i debated making her a siren but that just doesn't fit her for some reason. she doesn't have to try.

in op's post they made her aphrodite reincarnated but i don't think that there are gods walking amonst the student disembody unfortunately

Teruhashi Makoto - Intersection Bishounen

IM SORRY THE TERHASHI SIBLINGS JUST FIT JUNJI ITO SO WELL

the intersection bishounen is a vengeful spirit that roams the streets and gives fortunes to young girls that drive them to suicide, after which they come back as ghosts and beg for his affection.

makoto is more of a teenage/ya heartthrob than a vengeful spirit tho so we can get rid of all the cool stuff like fortune telling and driving to suicide

the intersection bishounen also didnt want to fuck his cousin so points to him

Hairo Kineshi - Fire Elemental

i KNOW he's BORING

think of heath. i think heath is like the son of hades or something idfk i say fuck that ive never heard that before until i started getting back into monster high that's not canon to me

theres... a surprisingly low amount of sports name puns :( there's casketball, ofc ofc, because mh is american. there's monster soccer from toralei's ghoul spirit notebook, but baseball and tennis from clawdeen and spectra dont get named so they dont have names. thats BULLSHIT btw someone who's good w puns help me im freezing up

gilda goldstag was also a fire elemental right? i dont actually know anything about her other than that she was in the student council bc she was in the doll pack

theres a wind elemental mentioned in spectras ghoul spirit notebook. figured that id mention it idk

i have nothing else to say this should be obvious

Mera Chisato - Shouku-jinki

okay i need to preface this with something that is very important to me about this, the Japanese creature the jikininki/shoku-jinki originated in the story of musou the preist. as far as ive been able to see, there is a second story featured on wikipedia about a pregnant woman that is legitimately someone's fucking oc insert. im not making this up, it appeared one goddamn day and i dont want to make an acc just to get rid of it but i dont want to have my ip address just There and i dont know how to like draw attention to it. so please know that the story of musou is the only legitimate source of the jikininki and the "jijinki" are just someones fucking oc inserts. i dont know why they did this, i dont know how it's still there bc its been YEARS how has no one removed it??

anyways im calm now.

jikininki (or, iirc the more modern version is shoku-jinki) are demons that were greedy or impious in life and were cursed to wander the earth forever starving and thirsty. at night, they eat dead bodies.

sooo remember how mera acted when she got her money back for a day.

her death was the cause of their bankruptcy, maybe they put all their money towards avenging her?

i think that mera would come from a half human, half monster family so she could already be in the monster world, but i dont have to worry about what powers she'd have due to being a monster.

her mother would be a demon and her father a human who doesn't quite know how to navigate the monster would, so he still has to go away to earn money. also imagine four kids following mera around, three have devil horns and taiks and one is just some guy. (idk if she has 4 siblings but you get the idea)

so yeah, mera is immortal, unable to feel satisfied by any amount of food or drink, working herself to the bone to provide for her siblings. the mera lore is Strong w this one.

u could totally also go for some real body horror with her if u wanted

Yumehara Chiyo - Ghost

ill go into the difference between ghosts and souls in toritsuka's part since you cant take away toritsukas thing but you cant just remove ghosts from mh

i initially thought of making her a cherub/cupid but girlie would be getting No One Together. also there's only one cupid in mh and uhhhh there would be no hope if that was chiyo. yk what chiyo loves tho? gossip. u know what spectra loves? gossip.

i think the ghosts in mh all have a chain motif iirc? ik spectra does but sirena von boo also does (the siren/ghost hybrid) and i dont know any other ghosts off the top of my head

anyways yumehara is totally just a regular people ghost. maybe she cries blood or somethin fun like that? maybe have a bit where she keeps getting told off for having makeup and its her eyes leaking or its her having anti blood leaking drops or wipes

Saiko Metori - Mummy

i was gonna make him a vampire but HELLO??? CLEO IS RIGHT THERE????

rich, bratty, self-centered?? DE NILE IS CLEOS LAST NAME.

idk if him being a mummy would change him like cosmetically, like skin tone or hair texture or whatever but i cant draw so that doesn't quite matter to me. altho ig hed probably just look like a pale, dehydrated, brittle pile of bandages if you wanna be historicallty accurate

his father glows because he's ra next question

he definitely decks himself out in a looott more gold than just his earring as a mummy. bangles, cuffs rings, anklets, hair accessories.

the bodyguards are just the tomb protectors that cleo gets as slaves

he gets a custom made desk of pure gold at pk and he never uses it

i think in ancient egypt married couples would be buried together regardless of if at least the wife was dead or alive, so he definitely propositions teruhashi to take a sand nap with him

he gets a pet crocodile. he has a tiger in canon i think and cleo gets a snake so like. nile crocodile obviously.

i cant tell if he lives in a pyramid just randomly in the middle of hidari wakibara, or if theres a bit about nendou asking him where his pyramid is and saikos just like "bro i Dont Live In A Pyramid."

Kuboyasu Aren - Werewolf

hello?? violent, tragic past that comes back to haunt them regularly and interfere with their daily lives?????

i dont think werewolves can turn into wolves in mh but like if you want doggy kuboyasu who's as big as kaidou, go for it

KUBOYASU WITH DOGGY EARS AND A TAIL.... i dont think that werewolves in mh have tails but thats. a crime.

kuboyasu can smell the rest of the cast. god i wanna know what they smell like in the non weirdest way possible.

i dont have a lot to say about this. doguyasu

Toritsuka Reita - Cult Worshipper (Human)

okay so there's a difference between ghosts and souls in this version. ghosts are a form of undead that are sort of just humans that can float and go thru walls and stuff. souls are the base forms of dead people that remain chained to existence with no knowledge of who they were. normal people can see ghosts, but not souls. toritsuka can see both

toritsuka was also raised in a temple in this au, pretty standard stuff. nothing interesting there.

:)

so yk how toritsuka found out abt saiki thru the souls

and yk how saikis an eldritch monster that melts mind and twists reality to his will in this au

toritsuka does not know the meaning of the term eldritch btw

if ur a torisai or toritsuka angst fan then u can always imagine toritsuka thinking himself inferior to the rest of the pk psychickers bc he's a human and didnt even find saiki by himself, but with the help of his ghosts. sorry i gotta push the torisai agenda.

i personally also hc him to be hypersexualized by the adults in his life due to his touchyness from a young age which lead to him being ostracized by his peers when he began repeating the behavior, thus encouraging the development of touch starvation that he misinterpreted as horniness. in other words, "damn bitch u live like this?". sooo do with that what u will in this au.

(could saiki like..... taste his desperation??)

Aiura Mikoto - Cult Worshipper (Devil)

basically aiura but with cute devil horns and a tail that reacts with her mood. she 100% bedazzles and paints her horns like she paints her nails.

shes still a prophet and stuff but like shes just a lil demonic now. as she deserves.

"yeah i can totes check ur future!!" (rips open a portal to the underworld, chants in a forgotten language, focuses in on one damned soul that writhes and screams for mercy as it withers out of existence where it will wait to be reborn into hell after being offered the temporary reprieve of total nothingness) "babe ur bf is cheating on u like one hundo percent. but ur gonna be a bomb ass doctor one day!!"

i want her to trip toritsuka with her tail

she's not human and she lords it over toritsuka's head when they fight for saiki's attention

Akechi Touma - Cult Worshipper (Human)

initially i wanted to make him a bugboy bc yea but consider

saiki knew him in elementary school so he pulled a real I Tracked Down My Childhood Friend Who Is Actually An Eldritch Monster Masquerading as a Pretty Boy with Pink Hair in a High School?!

yeah soo like what if their dynamic was "what if we were friends in our childhood years before you had to leave to stop the uncontrollable desire you had to break down my reality and drive me into irreversible madness, yet despite knowing the danger i faced i still hunted you down, my prayers meant solely to get a response from you devolving into genuine reverence, solidifying myself as your most loyal devotee...... haha jk. unless?"

we all know that akechi likely faced no difficulty finding the monster world dont even ask

you can insert ur own hcs with his mom all ill say is that shes probably masquerading as some sort of cult worshipper or jekyll/hyde situation to live in the monster world. or maybe he just moved schools and lives sort of nearby but not in the monster world idk

akechi would fucking Love the monster world. he'd never get bored of it. you know the sweet potato scene? oh, honey, he's got access to information about the average size of different monsters, along with the influence of proportions and size, magical interference, etc etc. hed fucking LOVE the monster world.

Satou Hiroshi - Ghost

ive already got three ghosts (see suzumiya and makino) but i couldnt think of the Most Generic monster but hear me out

he's a sheet

hes got two black or cut out circles for eyes and a little 'o' for a mouth. just fuckin 0 。0 .

HES SO. USELESS.

SO PLAIN.

SO BORING.

SO GENERIC.

SO. PERFECT.

and saiki is IN LOVE WITH HIM.

toritsuka is honestly so offended that he is not the ghost-themed object of saiki's affections

satous friends and baseball team are either the core basic monsters (werewolf, vampire, zombie, etc) or theyre basic japanese spirits. im. not doing tons of research on if there are generic japanese demons or if theres just sort of one kind of demon that has a lot of forms,,,, im so sorry i can only do so much research please correct me if you know better

Rifuta Imu - Catgirl

i dont know what the name of the actual catgirls are in mh (werecats?) like purrsephone and toralei and meowlody but fuck it catgirl

she would have THE cutest collar. OR she'd have a ribbon around her neck w a matching one on her tail like catrine de mew. she could maybe even have some sort of shredded piece of clothing like catty noir's skirt or a habit of shredding things

im sorry i dont know a lot about cat breeds so i dont have a lot to say about her species

cat themed accessories.......

btw she's a cat bc of japans obsession w cats. i considered making HER a siren since i scrapped that idea for teruhashi but i feel like it just. doesn't suit her.

Bonuses (people i couldnt find that much to talk about)

Suzumiya Hii - Cursed Soul

i mean what else would she be.

okay so shes not a SOUL shes a GHOST i just think it sounds better like that

Makino Arisu - Ghost

ring-style ghost. i think it's called a yuurei? i did my research for her but i forgot it and the og post got deleted so. im upset.

Matsuzaki - Headless Horseman

idk what is his horse would be i just wanted bloodgood to have Presence in this and the principal is only seen like. three times.

i considered giving kuboyasu the status as headless horseman bc of his motorcycle but g1 bloodgood did not serve that much cunt for her type to be given to a 16 year old im sorry

(i also recently got a bloodgood as my first doll when i got back into mh and i love her :] she came w a cool coat that isnt her og coat but its nice anyways)

Chouno Urkyoku - Mad Jester

okay so ik i said he was a mad scientist but he retired that in order to go into entertainment. it's not going too well.

you could also go for a ringmaster/clown route but we all lived thru 2016 (or was it 2017?) and the ensuing cliche-ifying treatment the media gave scary clowns put me off them personally lol they kind of bore me

(if u don't live in the us or don't know what im talking about that happened in 2016, then god i envy you. just look up "2016 clowns usa" im sure you'll figure it out)

Michael (Ikemi something I think?) - Zombie

idk it just fits him

zombies in g1 can only communicate thru moans which makes them nonverbal in some way but g3 STOLE that from us. fuck them.

Nendou Midori / Nendou Takeuchi - Frankenstein & His Monster

i explained this in nendous thing im not repeating myself sorry

PK Principal - Gorgon

yes its bc of the glasses

also i think theres something fun about being able to say he can rule the school with an iron fist (or ig rock fist) without needing to use his eyes

Kongou - Minotaur

big strong and VIOLENT. you can also play into manny's more delicate side with kongous change of heart after saiki helps him realize what matsuzaki does for him

Takahashi - Goblin

idk i think it just suits him

Shima - Changeling

her whole bit is being a forgettable face so what if she was always just a Little Bit Different every time you saw her

Iridatsu family - Mummy

okay ik ive already done mummy but HEAR ME OUT.

idk abt the mom but i think it would be funny if yuuta was just covered in bandages and his whole thing is tripping over/hitting people with them

The pervy teacher who wasn't actually pervy at all he just had an unfortunate face - Human

he's not even disguised as anything

the monsters saw him and said "nah im p sure he's one of us" and then took him

teacher doesnt quite care cause the monster world has better health plans /j

The "your manga artist is gnc af" guy - Kitsune

kitsune are typically seen as elusive tricksters which doesnt suit his character BUT

theres a whole joke about japanese mangakas being worked to the bone to provide chapters every week or so for serialization even going so far as to hide or make excuses as to why they did not complete the chapter

i feel so bad for them bro i could not (used to do weekly updates for fics for 5 years before i started needing money bc i turned 18)

also. someone give that man fox ears and a tail.

The Alphonse guy - Invisi Billy

idk what invisi billy is but he can be here helping alphonse hide from the shame of his chunnibyou :D

Makoto's rival guy - Banshee

it just. Suits Him.

idk if there are male banshees bc we only know sarah screams and her mom but we can have a trans icon if we need

[icantspellhocky]

GUYS IM FREAKING OUT REMEMBER THE LINE THAT JON SAID THAT “Gertrude couldn’t fix the apocalypse because she was alone and didn’t have anyone she really cared about or trusted”????? Well she seems to really fucking care about (and is protective over) Gerry now???!?!?!? GERRY MIGHT BE HER REASON??!?!? (Also this could factor into why the Magnus institute successfully burnt down) I think this is so great for both of them omg!!! (Like Gerry is Happy and Gertrude is Protecting a Loved One) omg. Like in tma I feel like there relationship was more transactional and they saw each other as buisness partners but now Gerry calls her grandma??!??? Like Gerry has a good maternal figure in his life???!? Omg (also where did Mary go?? Was she killed?? Cuz I’m sure she still Did Shit. Is Gerry Free????) If they kill off or hurt Gerry I’m going to be so sad omg. Gerry finally has a chance at happiness and is does gurtrude. I feel like this relationship is something that can fill in so much of what they are both missing omg

Cuz Gerry is missing a maternal figure and someone who actually cares and will protect him and Gertrude is missing someone who she can genuinely trust and care about. Ahhhhhhhhh

Anyways sorry for the lack of paragraphs but omg.

(Also Omg she’s acting as a grandmother figure for real (kinda) now instead of the farce she had with Michael??!?!?) (And omg GG <3)

Edit: I accidentally misspelled Guys as guy so I fixed that.

[team-canada]

ETHUBS COFFEE SHOP AU

EEEE oke so i imagine it like .. modern-ish ?

Both of them are like mid 20ies methinks But Etho looks much younger because of his style (i had to take the opportunity to put eefo in alt clothes. im not sorry) And as the note in art said, Bdubs is basically a plant mom– Bonus points if Etho turned out to be older than Bdubs after Bdubs would call him a kid. I- I see this happening. Even more bonus points if Bdubs is transmasc bcs i take this as a option here Alrighty so how i see the whole caffe- Surely it's in vintage style, there's a lot of plants and books on the shelves and vinyls on the walls….. pics i found on pinterest that kinda give me the vibe:

Oh and also! Scar and Ren work there with Bdubs! Scar always brings Jellie there and she often sleeps in pots.. Can you imagine Bdubs’ face when he was watering all the plants and in one of them he found a sleeping Jellie.. 

IMAGINE IF JELLIE WALKED INTO A JUST WATERED PLANT OH NO SHE’D BE COVERED IN DIRT……. I think Jellie chews on dirt too… and bites leaves.. Yeah it’s fun there- Also Grian shows up only when Scar’s there. He says it’s not on purpose but we all know the truth :>

Okok but back to ethubs LMAO

Etho when he shows up in caffe for the first time he just finds the most quiet and hidden corner and sits there. As much as he loves black coffee it’s actually not the first one he orders! He asks Bdubs for a recommendation, he mentions he likes black coffee but is like. y'know i haven't been here before i might as well try something you have to offer… Bdubs gayass brain is already turned on because. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY! THE GUY IN FRONT OF HIM! HOLY SHIT HE'S SO PRETTY WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! Bdubs is glad Etho didn’t give him exact order because he would fuck it up v badly. 

So he goes to prepare the coffee, but first; he almost starts screaming. He's flushed. His face is literally a tomato.  Ren looks at him and acts surprised like it has never happened before…….. But then Bdubs realizes he forgot to ask him for a name to put on his cup. Well fuck- (BONUS POINTS IF HE WROTE “emo boy :)” THERE..... IT’D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY..............) He draws a little butterfly :) He likes butterflies :) Etho doesn’t have to know it yet :)

But hey after all Etho did enjoy his coffee! And he even showed up another day again! Win for Bdubs’ gay ass !!!1 And that time he actually asked for the name just to misspell it immediately  yes he wrote “eefo” .. 

So yeah Etho was showing up like every two days or so- Bdubs kept misspelling his name but Etho figured that after a while he was doing it just to annoy him.

Etho’s revenge for misspelling his name was to order the most insane coffee in the world. Bdubs had to write it down because he knew there was no way for him to remember this shit. And afterwards he wrote Epoo on the cup:) 

JKAFHAKJ OK I'M DONE FOR NOW….. IF ANYONE'S INTERESTED I MIGHT WRITE SOME MORE STUFF JUST LEMME KNOW!!!

wait no i have some more random info– 

bdubs loves butterflies 

he has tiny colorful tattoos with flowers n butterflies all over his hands

He collects stuff found on the ground. of course he does.

he sees a flying insect. he tries to catch it. with his hands.

bug lover. ren hates him for it

etho keeps cups with his name being misspelled. not every but only the ones he finds funny

he/they eefo propaganda hello

sometimes he brings his sketchbook and doodles flowers . there's a few doodles of bdubs in there and that's the only reason he doesn't let him look at the doodles….

one time while paying he slipped butterfly doodles to give bdubs bc he figured bdubs is obsessed with them 

KK NOW I'M DONE TY FOR READING MY SILLY BRAINROT UR EPIC <3

[throwaway-yandere]

Spoilers!!!

my random rambling about to explain why ["No" (Yandere!Albedo/Reader)] is a mess lmao (and no i didn't proofread this, enjoy reading my unaltered agony):

Edit: actually nevermind i edited just one word cause I couldn't take the misspelling lol. There rest of these texts are still unedited except for that one specific word ( which is troupe to trope lol )

Writing albedo's pretty much a challenge because i pegged that he's the type of yandere that you wouldn't figure out he's one unless he confesses everything. He's popular, but a recluse. He's eccentric, but he can be trusted. Those are some characteristics that can make create such a disastrous slowburn yandere. And he likely confess after a long time just to have a record of your reaction (with a scholarly purpose in mind.)

Idk if I managed to make him subtle at all ;;-;; My goal was to make the reader think albedo is a green flag for most of it all while dropping hints that he aint idk if that worked out but oh well no beta we die like __ right?

It's not my proudest work that's for sure, but it's an interesting ride writing it so I thought I'd share lol (꒪ヮ꒪)

The fic was supposed to be inspired by Love Hypothesis. A friend made me read it in a sleepover and I jokingly suggested doing a yandere albedo version and I guess I'm a man of my word(?). I unfortunately had to change a lot since I can't see Albedo having a very intense strict "I don't want to produce mediocre scientists" mindset, and the reader is gn! here so they shouldn't have women-specific STEM struggles. Albedo's loved by a lot of people and he's rather lax when teaching Timaeus so I really can't picture him playing the "grump" character troupe. I have a habit of constantly checking character voice lines in the wiki to get a gist of who I'm writing and I just can't see him as an Adam Carlsen. Send help. (´；ω；｀)

And also a big "unlike LoveHypo" here is that this is a yandere story. It's bond to be toxic. It doesn't read like the source material anymore since it's not a grumpy/sunshine troupe, it's a reluctant stalker/suspicious individual dynamic, if that's a thing. Ironically, I think this is a first fic of mine where the reader lowkey wins in the end? Lmao. What. ರ_ರ

Also: I REVISED THIS FIC SO MANY TIMES YOU HAVE NO IDEA 😭😭😭 For unrelated reasons I got sick with quite the high fever in the middle writing the latter half as well LOL (≧▽≦). The fic was supposed to be more faithful to Love Hypothesis but of course that's scrapped due to reasons mentioned above but then I added that small ex-itto tidbit for fun and temporarily made the reader into a pure chaotic, reckless (and lowkey asshole) person so it'll be believable that the two were exes. Also SCRAPPED that partially because when I tried writing their dialogues with Albedo they're both going nowhere fast and it's turning into a real clownship ;;;;-;;;; wtf. Nearly had the reader call Albedo a dweeb in a dialogue.

Got writer's block with this story and tried writing something else and at that point I was writing 3 fics at once for no valid reason (and now an itto-focused side story for "careful, he bites" is nearly done lololol, I finished a short alhaitham fic before this as well, will prolly upload it tomorrow. The sagau au take I have might take a while). I'm very sorry for my absence! Life is absolutely hectic rn sigh

Also, here's the story header/banner i scrapped as well lololol:

Ain't this a mess lol.

ya know what makes this more hilarous?

i enrolled in an educ course in a state uni before i finished this fic lmfao--

so yeah, "why did they not fake date like in love hypo--" cause im a coward and it felt weird for me to write something about that considering my future possible profession hAHAHAH--

Edit:

[i-need-some-advice-on]

would it be weird if i didn’t choose a tutor because they misspelled my name?

i’m a college student looking for a math tutor rn. i used to be good at and reasonably enjoy math but a combination of bad teachers, online school, and not having to take math my senior year of high school have led to me just. absolutely lose all math abilities i previously had which is really frustrating because i know i used to know how to do things that i really struggle with now. i feel like my brain rotted, i look at math problems and it takes so long for me to even process the question.

im a stem major (biological sciences) so i need to take calculus for my degree. i took precalc last year and really really struggled. now i need to take real calc but first i have to pass a math placement test to even be able to take the class. so im looking for a tutor who is really patient, able to work w my adhd (which i struggle with a lot), and can help me reach the point where i can pass the test to get into the class, then help me in the class itself. that was probably too much explaining sorry but anyway here’s my real question

i found a tutor with good reviews and decent pricing and sent them a message that i signed with my name. my name is an alternate spelling of an already kind of uncommon name so people spell it wrong a lot and i’m pretty used to it. however, the tutor just sent a message back where they misspelled my name twice. and not like one letter off, it was a completely different spelling of my name. i just feel like maybe they could have double checked the spelling or something??? like my name was right there in the message right above it. idk im probably overthinking it and sorry for the long ask but is it weird to feel like they might not be the right person because of this? it makes me feel like they might not be like. as patient or as good of a listener as i need. idk im probably overthinking it. my tutor choices right now are this person and a different person with more reviews and slightly lower prices, all saying they’re good. would it be weird to try the other one first because of the name misspelling? then try this one if it doesn’t work out? sorry this is kind of stupid lmao

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[goobiestar]

hello can u tell me abt where the trans goosefeather hc came from? i havent been in the wc fandom for year but i am ALL for trans icon goosefeather!!! i'm just curious as to whether it's based on something i missed in the books?

I’m glad you asked this because i really wanted to give out my serious actual response on why i made this headcanon, because recently I’ve been worried of people thinking that the hc is repetitive on my blog or really annoying and my only personality

So NO.. nothing about goose being a bit transcoded was ever established in the books, and there was never a line of dialogue where someone might think “oh hes trans” the main transman icons being Redtail and Rowanstar.

I personally, have projected myself to Goosefeather since early 2018 and I’ve looked to him as a sort of.. runaway for me? I thought of trans goose when me myself was starting (and still) questioning my gender, and whenever I was having a dysphoric moment while I’m in the closet I made Goosefeather trans and proud as a comfort

For storywise, I think the idea is new and fresh and not like other Goosefeather ideas i have seen, I think it’s stupid that no one likes him at the start of HIS book for him being weird or “talks to himself”, I think he should’ve been given more light into his character; so I made him trans for his story, with not many characters being acceptive of him like in his actual canon book other than him just seeing dead people and cats saying “oh .. hes there.. not being normal thats weird”

Again, to mention this was a huge projection and I think him also having a short but sweet t4t relationship was another projection just with kits resulting in the end

Also you don’t have to like the headcanon, or accept it in your au, because in the end Trans goose is a huge projection im very passionate about, lol srry

Sorry this isn’t explained very well, and how long this response is, I just find the headcanon very important to my well being—As i myself, is a closeted trans man and sadly; I dont think I’m ever gonna come out, I wanna see a character that doesn’t succeed, SUCCEED in one thing unlike me :,)

(Also i speedrunning this whole thing, sorrrryyyyyyytyyyyyy some yhings r wrongly said or misspelled)

[andietries]

im sorry i don't think your Ben a dónde addition fits the pattern of the post 😭

Maybe you could do something with "Ella" -> ¿ella es qué? / ¿que hay de ella? / etc.

Heeyy thanks for telling me. The “pattern”, as you have called it, starts changing a bit with the Italian one.

Alternatively, the Gaelic and Ucranian ones make the pun with other kind of questions.

Yours works also really well

In another topic, here’s the list I look up later out of curiosity

True I might have chose one that doesn’t make my eyes bleed with the misspelling, but alas it was made in a futile attempt to please my language lover part of the brain

[exit9090]

Exit’s Roleplay Rules.

Welcome all! Everything listed will be my personal roleplay rules.

I am an advanced literate roleplayer. I LOVE to write big chunky paragraphs and describe as much as I can. I write stories in my spare time and I’ve always loved being able to create something of my own. I’ve been roleplaying for 4 years, I took a break from it but now I’m getting back into it! And I need some roleplay buddies. Preferably long term and friends as well.

Fandoms I’m into, the ones marked with 💣 are the fandoms I’m currently into, and ones marked with 🧨 are ones I am into but not as much. Invader Zim💣, Gorillaz💣, The end of the fxxxing world💣, camp camp💣, moral orel🧨, big mouth🧨, helluva boss🧨, Goosebumps🧨.

my rules, here we go

I will not do anything relating to actually traumatic experiences, like inc*st, p*do stuff, n*n con, b*sialty. I’m sorry if that’s no censored enough. for ships and characters I usually only play characters I resonate with. I have ADHD and it’s hard for me to connect to people and characters, so I usually use my OC’s that are VERY developed and based off of parts of my personality. If I don’t want to play a canon character it’s not because I’m a pro oc user, it’s just because I know I will not do a good job. for ships: I tend to not do bxb a lot, just because I’ve never really done it in my 4 years of rp… but I’m open to it if I ship the characters. I love gxg and bxg. I’m okay with ocxoc and ocxcc, like I said I love using my ocs but if playing a canon character I’d prefer to write against a canon one as well. It gets me in the right mind set and sets me on track for playing the right personality. im a very quick typer, so if I misspell a word please don’t be afraid to remind me. I don’t get offended when people spam me or give me reminders, I find they help with my ADHD. Same with if I’m getting out of character. I might watch some clips or listen to music to get me in the mood again. I try to proof read but I also read very fast and can Interpret words differently than others so keep that in mind!

please send a DM if you’re interested! I’m always in need of friends and roleplay partners! -Exit💣

[koravelliumavast]

Welcome to half tired Maggie posts where I ramble on about something stupid at 1 am while my phone is slowly dying. This might become a regular thing idk.

This post is brought to you by Maggies impossibly high standards for growing up in a county of about 8,000 people and having a graduating class of 61.

I want them to listen to me rambling about my special interests or really just anything and not ignore it but like intently listen lovingly.

I want them to be perfectly fine with me messing with their hair

Which means they need to have longer or just fluffy hair or something and not like a shaved head

Be perfectly fine with my penchant to accidently ghost people

And my problem of using big words and also misspelling a very simple word in the same phrase unknowingly

Now they don’t have to be a reader but oh would it it be so great if they were

Or even if they aren’t a reader when we meet they agree to at least look at one of my favorite books (I’d be reasonable and give them like Mistborn or something)

I really want them not to drive the most white boy truck ever. No crazy lifts or big ass tailpipes or other things they do. I’m not a car person

To be ok with my wild music taste as in the last day alone I have listened to a fnaf song (yes i know) a cover of a Simon and Garfunkel song by Gerard way, an orchestral cover of a Beatles song, Taylor swift, and more. It’s such a diverse and weird taste that I can’t explain it

To respect my boundaries. This is a big one. If I don’t feel like talking verbally i most likely won’t talk and I want someone who will be ok with it and not be like girl wtf.

Another thing with that is with touch. Im not one for tight and suffocating hugs or people playing with my hair unannounced. However I am perfectly fine with holding hands and other less full body contact things. And if I fall asleep around them I want to know that I won’t wake up in a bad situation. This one is super important as I do not fall asleep around just anyone.

I may hate hugs but I do love to be cuddled.

For them to be alright with my mental health issues and accept them as part of me.

I don’t like lots of attention to be drawn to me but I do also like being the center of attention at times.

I don’t always need to be out first. In fact indont WANT to be put first. I will always put others before me and it’s kind of a problem.

For them to be patient with me as I am stupid in terms of any sport except for tennis and cross country and track.

I want to let myself be comfortable enough around them that I don’t need to be masking.

If it gets to a point where I explain why for me sex isn’t an integral part of a relationship for me and currently I’m not in any mind to want to have kids and for them to respect my wishes and not be super wierd about it

To be there when I need them to be but also letting me be there for them.

To not be disgusted by pigs. I’m sorry but I raise them and if you don’t like livestock in general than you have got to go because I will definitely be showing you pictures of the litters when they’re born. As they are adorable.

For them to be comfortable enough with me that they don’t need to have a guard up and they can just be themselves without having to worry about being a perfect partner. It’s ok to show emotion.

For them to know THEIR boundaries so I know if I’m crossing a line.

To be perfectly alright with my sometimes issue of grasping social cues and not getting all annoyed about it.

Honestly to be a friend first and a partner second.

I don’t want them to put others down for their weight.

Just in general don’t be a fucking asshole. Don’t be homophobic or fatphobic or sexist or racist or anything

And finally I want someone who is willing to go out and have a good time at a theme Park or something yet also is just as happy staying in and watching a movie or wandering a bookstore or going out to the middle of nowhere and watching the stars or even just playing sports toghether. I would LOVE for another person to play tennis with.

Also finally part 2. To not be freaked out over my comfort stuffed animal as it is a care bear wish bear

Actually I just learned that it’s bedtime bear and it’s from 1983. Shit this is old wtf and valuable(?)

[justrandomfandomstm]

Just rewatched stranger things and OH BOY

Dont rewatch it guys, its not as gay as I remembered. I do see a lot more Ronance when Im searching for it but they are REALLY forcing st*ncy down our thoats like theres no tomorrow.

I will say that Eddie is still my baby and I love him sm. It was nice to see Steve grow as a person again. Robin and Steve are amazing together, love them. Im sorry but this is a byler hate page bc WILL DESERVES THE WORLD NOT BITCHASS MIKE. El also deserves the world.

Something fun I was thinking about is how El might be autistic with selective speech bc all the other kids speak normally, and the doctors do seem to teach them to talk, yet its only El. But thats for another post.

But Steddie is so real for me, even if it wasnt as blatently obvious as I remember it being, Steve is still staring at his lips, thanking Eddie for saving him when it was Nancy to do it first, throwing him his sweater, smoking bc homie had the hots for Steve on the boat. Ehat doesnt make sense is Eddie purposfuly ruining a Stancy moment to throw his vest to Steve and then telling him to get back with her? And the cut line thats Robin teases Steve for the vest?

I honestly dont think the Duffer brothers are really good at character writing this season, and the others too. They arent entierly clear with them, and you cann see that clearly this season. They might be good with the action and the war and everything, but the characters themselve are nit the best, especially because there are so many. They cant really seem to remember some things from the characters and make their characters do something out of character.

But yeah, just wanted to pop in here and if anybody wants me to dive deeper in anything about the show just say so, rat brain lives talking about dumb shit

(sorry for any misspellings i have dyslexia and I tried to check as much as I could but i am writing this in class)

[seatawinan]

a tale of thousand stars week, day 7

we will never be apart, indefinitely → phutian + relationship words that aren’t translatable into english

[nanbak]

Hi,first,i'm very sorry if my request is misspelled or not understood, i really don't know much english and i write this from a translator (not trustworthy haha).

I did not know what writers still existed for Nanbaka haha, but it makes me happy to know what more people know about the anime/manga and such.

SO UHh ... going to my request (im nervous sorry),could I request a Nico x tall gn reader? (I think that's how it was written) something like a really tall,quiet and sweet reader who tends to scold Nico every time he tries to escape?

no problem if you don't like writing it or it makes you uncomfortable,sometimes I request random or weird things haha,,,have a good week.

(I'm terrible requesting things I'm sorry lmao 😭😭)

◖ Hello anon! Thank you for my first request, and for a translator, this was actually super understandable! I love Nico and would be happy to write this. I'm not sure if you sent this request in a romantic sense, but that's pretty much all I write so I might put that in the rules later.. Here we go!

➹NICO WITH A TALL, QUIET & SWEET S/O

First off, let's talk about the height. Nico is 5'6, which leaves the reader around 5'9 - 6'1- and wow, Nico loves the height.

Others may have gotten intimidated by your height, but all Nico thought is, "COOL!" when he realized just how tall you were.

He likes to ask for piggy back ride/for you to carry him. He just wants to feel as tall as you. If you can't lift him- totally fine by him.

Now, the height added on to you being sweet and quiet? He thinks that you're extremely cute. Definitely likes to comment on how awesome you are.

You being quiet doesn't bother him too much, he's a talkative person and he's fine with doing most of it. He can talk for hours without you even getting a word in- he's just that good at conversation topics (well, it isn't much of a conversation if it's only one person, but still) .

Now, he only really escapes when Jyugo does too. And even sometimes then he doesn't escape much. And even if that means you don't scold him as much, he swears he can't handle you being mad at him (you aren't mad, but he thinks you are).

Nico whines and groans about how he('s) "so sorry!" and "I promise I won't do it again! ". Well, he does do it again and you guys go through it all over again.

But overall, Nico considers you really special to him. He loves to be near you and talk with (to) you. Definitely can't stay away from you for too long- you're just too fun!