#im sorry stirling

[galactikburzt]

PORTAL REVOLUTION IS IN 3 DAYS?????

I feel like i will either love him or want to punt him into the sun and i cant wait to find out

[feyresqueen]

they're so perfect, i can't help but love them

i read on twt something like it makes sense they gender-bendered michael because no real man would be able to serve as much

[gardensprout]

[patrocles]

paddy: i would beat you to death

stirling: i would pull a knife

paddy: i’d take your knife from you and cut off your balls and stir them into a bloody mary which i would then force-feed down your jacobean throat—

stirling: you need to forget about eoin mcgonigal

paddy:

[wearebackbagels]

Paddy Mayne talking to anyone and everyone

[apinchofm]

Requim

John Stirling was the love of Francesca Bridgerton's life. She had known that the day they met.

But he was gone so suddenly.

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Francesca Bridgerton & the five stages of grief.

[ohmygodshesinsane]

another year another ‘when captain cook landed on 26 january 1788….’

[lady-margaret]

bridgerton season 3 episode 4 screaming thoughts (unedited)

AW DEBLING THAT WAS SO CUTE 😭 colin step it up jeez

lol she likes that window cuz she can see the bridgerton house from there

oh ben is back at it again

CUTIE POMERANIAN

me and the queen thinking same thoughts cuz?????? how the hell brimsley reading all that from back there

i just know the queen is gonna hate the bridgertons when franny doesnt pick the marquis

HYACINTH 🤣🤣🤣

JOHN FCKING STIRLING JOHN STIRLING IS IN THE HOUSE YALL ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

VIOLET IS SO FUNNY WITH HER LOOKS LIKE SHE CAN JUST TELL RIGHT AWAY

wait theyre so funny 😭😭😭😭 not them literally sitting in silence

alice is gorgeous i cant wrap my head around their family storyline when shes onscreen

OMG IS THIS WHERE THEY’LL PLAY JEALOUS

eloise 😭 read the room 😭

o god colin

oh :((((((((((( oh lol nvm :>>>>>> theyre in agreement

hes so cute 🥹🥹🥹

hElp why am i rooting for debling COLIN DO BETTER !!!!!!! DAMN U COLIN what is it with him and 3somes

franny is so cute 🥹🥹🥹

pausing the ep to say that the visitor for cressida is def eloise

yep i was right

boys rly are boys at any period of time *sigh*

colin get out of there buddy … is he gonna wank it out

look okay portia does have a point but but but 🥺 love

did kate and anthony seriously go on an extended honeymoon 🙃 shes gonna be pregnant when they get back

violet knows what she’s doing and i love her for that

its the hairstyle of the queen the went viral

oh alice ur so beautiful

idk about this violet storyline 🥺 between me and her i feel like im the one who’s not over edmund 😭😭

i want eloise cressida and pen to be just friends and for cressida to say sorry to pen and grovel

LORD KILMARTIN BACK IN THE HOUSE i love him 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

philippa really selling the pregnant thingy 😭😭😭 o are they both pregnant

SNOW ON THE BEACH !!!!!!!!!!

eloise is back

O GOD COLIN ‼️

debling is connecting the dots

okay so colin, honey, listen. you will only resolve this if u like propose like rn

portia pls love ur daughter

AW IT WAS SHEET MUSIC??? 🥹🥹🥹💕

COLIN YES GO COLIN wait he ran after the carriage 🤭🤭

wait did they not play jealous at all yet? or have i missed it

COLIN SAY IT SAY ITTTTTTTTTTTTT

CARRIAGE SCENE PLS ‼️🤞🤞🤞

despite being the writer of the bridgerton family, and yes he is good with words, he has yet to have like a distinct monologue or line that becomes the pinnacle of the season

YES PENELOPE YES SPEAK UR TRUTH AND GET UR MAN

omg omg omg omg omg

i forgot what song title it is but omg its the pitch perfect song 😭

OH HES GOING FOR IT

seggs scenes are so awkward for me lmao

okay wait i love this

AHHHHHHHHH

oh no now he has to find out shes lady whistledown

OMG HE SAID THE THING HE SAID THE THING

[theindescribable1]

(EDIT: U DONT HAVE TO READ THIS ANYMORE! We chill now and I'm all good 🔥🔥)

Hey guys, I just realized that there may be some really big misunderstandings and confusion on my blog that I was too oblivious to notice.

So, this is and was always supposed to be a role-playing blog where I play as a character, not as myself, and I played someone you guys know as Stirling. You thought that was my sona, but no, that's not me. He is supposed to be the protagonist and narrator of my blog and stories which is why he's often used, and when I answer asks, I'm still playing as him.

Ive made many jokes and comments in the past that were supposed to be from Stirling's POV, like it's him talking, and that was pretty much every post.

Im really sorry for all the confusion, but I have never revealed my real name, age, or even gender on here! I feel like it's very necessary to tell you guys all this, because I only now see that I never announced this before

Im not sure why, but I must've gotten too ahead of myself and forgot to make a post that explains my blog, or how it's supposed to work.

This is just to let you guys know, I felt like it was important to talk about. I don't want to feel like I'm lying to people, and it was completely unintentional. It's a weight I need to get off my chest.

I figured out that people really had no idea, and then I was nervous to say anything about it since reactions are unpredictable. Once again, sorry.

A lot of things I've said was not me irl speaking, it was all the narrator Stirling, but I may change that to avoid more confusion in the future? I know that people have been misgendering me because I played as a boy, and they thought it was me. My friends also played into teh roleplay, and really all of us thought the audience knew. (Carol, B.V, etc)

I'm a she/her and still count as a minor.

Now that I've addressed the problem, I hope y'all will just continue to enjoy my blog while keeping the role-playing aspect in your mind.

Don't let this completely fuck things up for you guys, I just had to tell you sooner or later while my audience is still mostly small and humble! Yeah I just made this blog when I was younger and never really organized it well, and it was too late to just restart, and people were already thinking I was a totally different person than who I really am, and my scared ass just started playing along, too nervous to correct it.

Now that I'm older, I'm here to address it before it becomes 'serious' (large audiences)

I'll be doing my best to make things less confusing and unorganized from here on out!

[galactikburzt]

This is literally just Stirling to me im so sorry

[siren-serotonin]

@theindescribable1

STIRLING IM SORRY BUT WHY DO YOU KINDA LOOK LIKE SIMON FROM FIONA AND CAKE????????? LOOK!!

Except I'm assuming you're not as old as Simon lol

I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES IT RIGHT??

@invisible-hidden VISSY DO YOU SEE IT TOO???????

Hahahahahahahahaha I'm very mentally stable and sane wdym

[m0ther-of-p3arl]

TOP TEN OJTV MOMENTS, GO!!!!!!!!!!!

OK ok ok

sorry for letting this sit in my inbox for like 5 days lol

also im not sure if these are in any particular order,,, but they're defo all the top ten. not sure i could order them if i tried tbh

the finishing of the end project on owen's hardcore world

the reunion on outsiders smp

draw my life from the subathon of 2022

creating legs smp with chatgpt

playing darkest dungeon 2 till like 4:00 am from subathon 2023

during his only up stream, he was listening to chat's subathon playlist and this song called "shatter me" (by lindsey stirling) comes on and when it finishes he just goes "wow she really wants someone to shatter her. she wants someone to make her feel alive and then shatter her." and i don't know why but MY GOD it was SO FUNNY. go watch the only up vod to witness it yourself lol

the sniffer egg heist. if you know, you know.

whenever owen plays little nightmares

the first time he played alien isolation (before we figured out it was a shit game) on subathon 2023 was SO FUNNY bc he just kept going "WAH" and jumping at every little thing it was wonderful lol

this one mcc practice vod owen did with tubbo + scott + beks, and maybe el but i don't remember. anyway during this vod (due to owen being family friendly) tubbo comes up with the most ridiculous ways to get around swearing,,, and these just become subsequently more hilarious and yeah. unfortunately i dont have a link but it's like june 2023 pre-subathon i think and therefore should be up on owen's vods channel

uhhh yeahhhh!!! thats about it :D most of these are full vods lol but yk. we move. NOW GO WATCH OJTV. NOW. YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE RAHHHH!!!

[wearebackbagels]

SAS Rogue heroes:  X-Men au

For a while now @rosescruensixxam and I have been working on an X-Men au and here are part 1 out of 3 planned posts, the rest will come soon enough. 

This is everyone’s powers, we TRIED to do the characters justice but at least we had fun while doing it!

DAVID STIRLING:  Power bestowal and augmentation, disintegration

PADDY MAYNE: Metal claw growth, Superhuman Durability, Adaptive Reflexes, Superhuman Marksmanship, Impenetrable Skin, life force absorption (alias Mad Dog)  

JOCK LEWES:  Energy Manipulation, Energy Blasts, Molecular Acceleration, Superhuman Durability, (alias Oppenheimer?)

JOHNNY COOPER: Slowed down aging, superhuman reflexes, super leaping, superhuman speed, wall crawling, superhuman agility( he is basically Nightcrawler) (alias Sparrow( from “The Sparrow from Minsk”) nobody is gonna get this)

AUGUSTIN JORDAN: Life Force Absorption and conduction, blood bending, Adaptive Evolution/ Immortality, Superhuman Marksmanship,  (alias Vampire/Twilight haha)

MIKE SADLER: Wolf transformation, shapeshifting, Superhuman Durability, super acute senses, razor sharp teeth (alias Coyote idk)

REGGIE SEEKINGS: Mutant tattoos includes (making tattoos come to life) tactile hypnosis, superhuman durability ( more will be added)

EVE MANSOUR: Chronoskimming, mind reading, some ice-powers cause she is cool all the time

BILL FRASER: Pyrokinesis, solar form, solar absorption, flight, wing growth/wing blades (alias Icarus( coolest name ever) 

DAVID KERSHAW: Animal manipulation, animal empathy (alias Kitten?)

EOIN MCGONIGAL: Weather Control( ironic we know), lightning travel, cyclone spinning, aerokinesis, flight 

GEORGES BERGÈ: Hydrokinesis (alias Wave, Riptide, Crescent( like the moon)?)

ARNDRÈ ZIRNHELD: Illusion generation, mind/physical control (alias Vision?) 

PAT RILEY: X-Factor Detection, Telepathy, Force Field Generation (alias Shield?)

JIM ALMONDS: Healing factor, (alias Nurse?)

MARC HALÈVY: Self detonation, shockwaves (alias Grenade? pull the pin and throw me where the enemy is most numerous)

HERBERT BRUCKNER: Invisibility, shapeshifting, self duplication

WALTER ESSNER: Electrokinesis, technopathy( if frying phone batteries count), lightning travel?( eventually) 

(alias Surge? something like that, I can imagine someone at the school calling Walter “Sparky” in a joking way not knowing about his past( part of a fic we wrote) and the guy just tranformes into that ptsd war dog meme) 

I AM SO SORRY HAHAHA

THAT MEME MADE ME CHOKE ON MY FOOD LMAO, that is what im here to do, kinda

@elkro @just-barrow @onyxsboxes​ @adowbaldwin​ @invisiblegargoyl @booksoncanvas​ @bachaboska @kuro-anko @snitling @fergusfraserapologist​ @akatsuki-rin @rosescruensixxam @queerevolutionaries​ @cloudyfacewithjam​   I think that was everyone, get over here guys!

[longbobmckenzie]

GIVE ME THE FUCKING HOCKEY AU IM ONSESSED WITH SPORTS ROMANCE FICS

SORRY IT'S TAKING SO BLOODY LONG TO GET TO IT

I already got asked about this one (here) so for you I'll give you a list of the prospective cast. These are subject to change if/when I rework the idea, but for now here's what I've got! Also I'm probably gonna have to cut it down a bit because the cast is enormous 😆

Bailey - Main Character. Daughter of the team's owner, she's starting a new job with the team doing PR/social media

Henrik - Love interest. Plays forward, is planning to quit hockey after the season is done because he wants to do more climbing (he got a knee injury the previous season which meant rehabbing all summer and that was frustrating for him)

Magnus - because obviously Henrik's brothers have to be included. Magnus is a star player on the team and also a fuckboy. I have to rework a bit with him, but expect him to sleep with a lot of people

Rasmus - Henrik's other brother, who plays for an opposing team

Lucas - the team physio (no I'm not changing it to Jack but he can be there as a background character I guess), also Henrik's best friend. Has a crush on Bobby

Bobby - an import from the UK, he's a total pest on the ice - scrappy, runs his mouth, but nobody understands his accent. He's also really, really good, which makes him even more infuriating to play against. Oh, and he's sleeping with Magnus 😏

Graham - team captain. His surname is Crumb for the lolz

Hope & Priya - Bailey's friends/roommates, and puck bunnies. Both trying to sleep with the team's goalie

Noah - the team's goalie

Blake - PR

Elisa - social media, is engaged to the coach

Jake - the coach

Rohan - assistant coach. might also have a little thing going with Jake and Elisa

Jo - zamboni driver. she's constantly souping it up

Gary - rink maintenance. keeps having to fix the zamboni. ETL with Jo

Rocco - runs the bar where the team hangs out

Felix - wide-eyed rookie

Carl - analytics guy

Iain Stirling - play-by-play announcer

Jakub - strength and conditioning coach

Marisol - sports psychologist

Jasper - Henrik's agent

Hannah - local sports reporter

Tim - waterboy

Levi - Bailey's ex from college (also plays hockey)

I have a whole list of other characters who'll likely be players on the team or on opposing teams. This list is obviously just S1-2 but there will definitely be some S3 characters sprinkled in, and once I rework it I'll probably try to add in some others, especially S6.

If I end up changing it so that Roberto is the LI, I'd probably have Marshall in the Magnus role, but I'm not sure what I'd do with the Lucas/Bobby/Magnus thing because it wouldn't hit the same with Marshall. Plus Roberto wouldn't have the same relationship with Lucas that Henrik does, so I'd have to rethink that.

Thanks for the ask!!

ask about my wips

[eloiscbridgerton]

😂😂 cracking up at your answer to that last anon

Everyone knows the correct answer to that question is either John Stirling or Albion finch. Get you a man who has music rewritten in your preferred tempo/gets "excited" just from making out with you 🤣

I would ask which bridgerton lady you find the hottest but I think I already know the answer to that lol

🤣🤣🤣 like im sorry prev anon im too gay to care abt men's looks!!!

and you're right, if they asked abt personality instead i would have answered john! and theo! john having the music rearranged and giving fran the sheet music for it as a gesture has the same vibe of theo setting aside books for eloise so he can listen to her thoughts about them 🫶🏻

oh and yeah, eloise all the way definitelyyy (tho every woman in the show is beautiful af)

[legofemme]

I like portal revolution a lot but i certainly think its the weakest out of the fangames. Ps:m has more consistent difficulty and a (in my opinion) better story, and aperture tag has an interesting gimmick thats super fun even if the story is. Nonexistent. I just feel like revolution shouldve more strongly committed to certain things and... The ending is really bad, im sorry. For one, stirling switches from calling what happened at the spire an accident to blaming the mc and wanting to kill her shockingly quick. Even before he finds out that conly wants to stop him. If they had elaborated on it and been like "oh its his abandonment issues that made him think that" then mayyybe it wouldve been better ? And the ending cutscene is nigh incomprehensible. I had to rewind multiple times to figure out what was going on. Either they shouldve committed to everyone dying in the explosion, or committed to conly and the mc surviving in the facility. The halfsies style ending they chose with conly (and stirling?) ending up on the moon whereas the mc is nearly killed makes very little sense for either characters and its a bit frustrating. I could go more in depth as to How it makes no sense but. I feel like if youve played/watched it then you know what im talking about

I still think revolution is a worthwhile play or watch, but if someone were to ask me for a fanmod to play, im still going to recommend ps:m first .