#impossible architecture

[ivorylambs]

[it-was-dead-when-i-found-it]

Strange architecture and liminal spaces have begun to invade my dreams... This isn't indicative of something sinister though, surely

[pegafin]

Over the River and Through the Woods

A special AI generated Thanksgiving home

Are you a grandma looking for the perfect house for the whole family? Give them a Thanksgiving over the river and through the woods, in this charming new-build from a bygone era! Enjoy acres of woodland property with picturesque wildlife, including pumpkins and wild hand-turkeys. 9 bed, 6 bath, original linoleum flooring.

Quaint veranda foyer with attic.

Front Hall

Cozy den with microwave-TV (left), and meat & eggs parlor (right)

Fully enclosed sunroom

Formal sitting-kitchen

Intimate dining room with meat and whipped cream light fixtures.

Auxiliary dining room

Back side hall Bedrooms for all the grandkids! 🤩

Sumptuous bedrooms for all the grown-up relatives!

This room has a Thanksgiving hadrosaur, and a mistletoe fixture 😘

...Even a room for your least favorite in-laws!

And now 🥁 the rooms where all Thanksgivings finish: 🚽The Bathrooms!🛁

Old people know exactly what that bathroom fixture with the red trim on the right is! 😎 …Amiright, old people? 🤔

Who remembers these bathing fixures, from back in the day? ✨Very unique and timeless finds for any collector!✨

Charming powder-mud-room

Updated master bath, with nesting swags for wild backyard birds!

🥚 🎄Call now to book your tour today!!! 🦃🥚 ☎️ ☎️ ☎️

Behind the Scenes:

[ladyphoenixnineai]

"The prince returned through the wilderness to the gates of the Dreaming City..."

[faceboook-ai-images]

Miss

Miss

This one goes outside.....

Great. Now I have third-degree burns

[hplovecraftmuseum]

A CHAOS of form, lines, colors, and function, on one corner vs. the strict form and order of Classical Architecture not far away. 2 scenes in modern day NYC. Two attitudes in conflict and another reason why Lovecraft came to hate NYC even in his time. (Exhibit 385)

[spiderziege]

potential builds to draw: maybe mumbo's vault from this season? or etho's s7 monstrosity?

i went with the monstrosity which ended up being a lot more difficult than i thought lol. i have a couple more screenshot i wanna draw too so i might add to these at some point

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

in todays news of asinine bullshit discourse on tiktok: apparently there's a hot debate over whether or not you're entitled to nice greetings and conversations with cashiers/retail workers. and. now here's the kicker. whether or not thinking no one's entitled to the pleasantries of an overworked exhausted employee is counterintuitive to the idea of a "third space". yes this is real life

[chthonic-liar]

i want to spit fire and scream at every establishment that uses unsafe ramps and inadequate 'accessible' restrooms and such. but it's always "sorry it's a really old building" or "i know it's not good but it was like this when we rented it" or "we can't afford a larger space for our shop". like ok. fine. you can't do anything about it. so who can? nobody, right? it's always nobody.

[emeraldelysium]

thinking so very hard about an inception house of leaves AU

[tohakumaru]

july, new pin post for i feel a sort of anchor is required. as always, this just serves as a recap of meandering projects. it's all non-sequiturs and it's all alright.

it's not real estates/postcards from nowhere - we've taken some detours, but slowly & surely we're back in construction. perhaps 3 more inhabitants by next march.

the impossible nomad is walking, will always be. last seen peeking out from the corpse of a roundabout angel, pondering swans and invasive japanese knotweed.

foik bengtson, dead as doorknob, but the fireplace crackles and his head is burning.

weird bird is mostly asleep these days, due to carpal tunnel and screentime withdrawal.

& i hope all is well, even if it's hard. thanks for sticking around!

[ladyphoenixnineai]

Headspace

[faceboook-ai-images]

AI seems to know what a water slide is but not how to create one that won't break all of your bones and skin.

[relaxxattack]

ALTERNIA stimboard.

o o o - o o o - o o o

[giantkillerjack]

After learning about the video game "CONTROL" and watching Julia LePetit-Drawfee play it, I have amended my views on brutalist architecture.

I used to think that brutalist architecture was a completely miserable and hideous style of architecture to expect human beings to exist in or around, with absolutely no acceptable applications.

But NOW I think that brutalist architecture is a completely miserable and hideous style of architecture to expect human beings to exist in or around, which is actually quite suitable for a visually striking video game about a living building that fucking hates you and is actively trying to kill you and everyone in it. ✅ ✅ ✅

I'm being silly but tbh anyone who disagrees with me can go ahead and spend 10 years commuting in the dingy gray concrete brutalist dimness of the DC metro system and then fucking get back to me.