#in my headcanon he is 185 cm tall (i need him to be this tall in my headcanon ok

[allmyandroids]

needed to gif this scene because how Lee Woods jumped onto that guy with the best smirk ever was so hot, he should do it more often tbh

[yukidragon]

Sunshine in Hell Height Headcanons

It's June 15, which as many of you know from this official profile, that it's Sunny Day Jack's birthday today!

You might also know that it's [Redacted]'s birthday thanks to this ominous picture Sauce shared last year on this day. Funny how these two totally distinct characters share a birthday isn't it? 🤔

Anyway, I was hoping to have written something for this year to celebrate, but like last year my spoons are way too few and far between. I was also hoping to do something self-indulgent for my own birthday, but same lack of spoons halted me there too.

So, until I can stock up on more metaphorical utensils to help me do the stuff I feel like doing, I'm going to celebrate by rambling a little bit about some headcanon details.

Sunshine in Hell differs from the game demos in a number of ways, and one of them is Jack's height. As you might've seen from the profile link, Jack is canonically 6'2", but in my personal headcanon continuity, I decided to make the gentle giant quite a bit taller than that. Because it amuses me, and I struggle with imagining Jack as shorter than Cove Holden.

When deciding how tall to make Jack in my stories, I also decided to do a height chart for him and a few other characters as well. It helps to better imagine characters interacting when you can see how tall they are compared to others.

Yes, I threw in a few extra love interests to the mix, as well as a couple other MCs. I was curious to see how tall Alice would be compared to her sisters, and I had to throw in their love interests as well.

As an aside, it tickles me that even after I made Jack significantly taller, he's shorter than Bo's horny "Feed Me" form.

For those of you that need the conversion from centimeters to feet and inches, or have trouble reading the image, I'll write them down for easy reference.

Alice: 162 cm / 5'4"

Jack: 198 cm / 6'6"

Shaun: 178 cm / 5'10"

Nick: 173 cm / 5'8"

Ian: 170 cm / 5'7"

Bo: 180 cm / 5'11"

Barbie: 184 cm / 6'0"

Bo "Feed Me" form: 216 cm / 7'1"

Elias: 185 cm / 6'1"

Coraline: 172 cm / 5'8"

As you can see, Shaun, Nick, and Ian stuck with the canon heights in their profiles. It's just Jack who got a height increase because it's what I imagined his height to be from the start, and Sunshine in Hell is basically my headcanons that diverge from the game's canon, so I do what I want. It's also fun to imagine scary yandere Jack towering over every single one of the love interests. It adds to the intimidation factor too despite his gentle giant persona.

Bo and Elias don't have canon heights like the SDJ love interests, so I mostly just did whatever felt right to me for them. Bo's regular height was influenced by the mafia AU picture Sauce drew. It served as a very good height comparison chart all on its own. As you can see, Bo is just tall enough to reach Jack's smile if you don't count the ears and poofy hair.

All credit to the awesome Sauce for their lovely art of course and for feeding my headcanons. As always, I want to link to the SnaccPop Patreon as gratitude for being cool with me using their art in my posts. If you're a a free or paying member, consider checking out an important survey that went up to help guide the team in their future endeavors.

Bo looks so short compared to Jack, doesn't he? In my headcanon land, it's just a matter of perspective, and next to other people Bo is pretty darn tall. Though he's just one teeny tiny inch shorter than his puppy.

You bet your sweet bippy Barbie takes smug satisfaction in that one inch height superiority. Bo talks so big as a big bad alpha dog, but the puppy he's trying to dominate is just a bit bigger and badder than he ever expected.

Of course, Bo gets to turn it right back around on Barbie with his monster sized "Feed Me" form. Like werewolves that become huge compared to their human selves, when Bo's inner beast comes out to play, he adds on quite a lot of height and muscle. He towers over even Jack! Still, even when super sized, he's no match for Barbie.

As you can see, despite being the eldest child, Alice is shorter than her two younger sisters, especially Barbie! They got more of their dad's height genes, while Alice took more after their mom in that department. Barbie and Coraline are quite a bit taller than average, a fact that Barbie revels in, and Coraline can find a little awkward sometimes, especially during moments of weakness. It can be hard to help someone stand back up and walk when they're much taller than you are after all. It leads to some embarrassing moments for poor Coraline.

On that same note of surprisingly tall people with chronic illnesses, I thought it would be interesting if Elias would have been a very tall man if not for his illness. There's no canon height for him and he's floating with Jack and Bo in the Christmas picture, so it's hard to go with a comparative height. So, I went with what felt narratively interesting to me. With his legs being twisted, and him being hunched over with a cane, he probably appeared shorter than he actually was. It's hard to see his exact height with his lower half ghostly and indistinct as well. It's only when he actually bothers to give himself legs and stand with both feet planted firmly on the ground that he can show off just how tall he really is.

While I'm on the topic of height, I wonder if one of Ian's insecurities was his height. Some men have issues if they're shorter than their peers, and Ian is the shortest of the love interests. I can imagine it certainly didn't help if he was bullied for being short along with his general "nerdy" appearance back in school.

Still, Ian has nothing to complain about at the height he's at as a fully grown adult. Even if the other love interests are taller than he is, Ian is still above average for men in the US. He's just got the misfortune of being the shortest guy in a group of very tall people. At least he doesn't have to worry about taking the bottom spot in the height chart like Alice.

Yes, Alice is a bit self-conscious about being so short compared to her peers, even if technically she's also above average height for a woman in the US. She feels especially tiny when standing next to Jack.

Though, admittedly, Alice does find it very nice to feel tiny and delicate when Jack sweeps her up into his arms. It makes her feel less self-conscious about how chubby she is when her big strong giant of a boyfriend can carry her around so easily. Once she gets over the initial fear that he might drop her, she'll soon look forward to being whisked away by her silly clown.

Oh, and if you're wondering about Mary's height... I'm still debating if I want her to be around Alice's height or a little taller. She had the same eye color in both lives due to the eyes being windows to the soul, but there were other physical differences due to different parents introducing different genetics. I need to ruminate on that fine of detail more and see what feels more interesting to me narratively.

Though even if Mary was as tall as Barbie, she'll still be short enough for Joseph to sweep into her arms since he's just as much of a giant now as he was then. Not that it would stop him from trying even if his sunshine was bigger than him. Nothing will stop Joseph/Jack from showing his love for his sunshine!

I think I'll wrap things up on that fluffy note. I hope y'all enjoyed me going off on a headcanon ramble after such a long time. With any luck, I'll be able to get to answering some asks soon. Thanks for reading!

@channydraws @earthgirlaesthetic @sai-of-the-7-stars @cheriihoney @illary-kore @okamiliqueur @kurokrisps

[lovinga3characters]

So, I'm very short. How about some headcannons or texts with tall folks from A3 like Sakyo, Banri, Juza, Omi, Tasuku, ad Azuma (you can pick and choose if this is too many) with a tiny s/o of, like, 5'0". 😂

Waddup, shortie~! LOL, I would love to do some SMALL headcanons, it wouldn’t be a TALL order at all! 😈 (Note: some of these boys are teasing devils~)

Sakyo 💴 (178 cm/5’8 ft)

“Hm? Oh, sorry, I didn’t see you. Must’ve missed the movements from all the way up here.” 😌

Don’t be surprised that he teases, Sakyo calls you a little brat for a very good reason

He’ll sigh and roll his eyes when you ask for help getting something from up high but he’s actually happy that you’re relying on him

Ruffles your hair a lot, as if you’re a kid, to make you grumble and pout 😤

Sakyo will enjoy it when you lean against his side on the couch while watching a movie or working, he’s not that confident in his cuddling skills so it’s easier when you start things

Might try to scare you with a kabedon once and a while just a warning—

Banri 🍂 (183 cm/6’0 ft)

“Aww, how’s the weather down there? Are your tiny legs tired from tryin’ to keep up with me? Haha!” 😁

THIS PIECE OF SHIT WILL PICK ON YOU MERCILESSLY- seriously, Banri will always say the most cliché jokes at your expense

This man most definitely uses the top of your head as an elbow rest if he can

On a more serious note, he finds the idea of height differences satisfying, and he’s not gonna lie and say that the idea of you being the ‘short’ one isn’t cute af

Will absolutely destroy anyone that makes fun of you though, he’ll be damned if some fucker calls you weak 🤬

Pulls away from kisses on purpose so that way you’ll have to be on your tippy toes to reach

Juza 🍰 (185 cm/6’0 ft)

“... Do ya need me to reach anything? I don’t wanna let ya get hurt just cause I wasn’t payin’ attention to ya, I’d feel guilty.” 😓

A sweetie who wants to protect you no matter what, even if you’re fully capable!

Kind of likes it when you tug him down to your level in order to kiss him

Please wear Juza’s jacket, he’ll get really embarrassed but it makes him super giddy to see you in it 😊

He’s used to giving piggyback rides because of Muku and his younger brother so free feel to try it out!

Panics so hard when he can’t find you, it’s funny

Omi 🐺 (188 cm/6’1 ft)

“Baby, please, do not try and run off on your own, you’re going to injure yourself. I know you’re tough but that doesn’t mean you need to prove it.” 😣

Gentle giant x angry smol confirmed

But for real, he cares a lot about you, so he’ll give in to your whims most of the time, from piggyback rides to becoming a mock punching bag

YOU CAN LAY ON HIS CHEST SO GOOD AND COMFORTABLY 🥺

Pats the top of your head when you do something praiseworthy and leans down to kiss the very top of your head, smiling like the proud mama he is

Will die from cuteness when you wear his clothes that are too big on you

Tasuku ⚽️ (185 cm/6’0 ft)

“Oof- be careful. I nearly knocked you over, though it might be my bad after all, actually. I wasn’t looking and I know I’m sturdy, sorry.” 😶

Doesn’t have any particularly strong feelings over your height, though he might worry that you’re unable to keep up with him

Subtly considerate, like he puts cups close to the edge so you can grab them easier or moves other items on the lower shelves for you 🤗

Likes to pick you up, either as a workout or simply to take you somewhere with him

Cautiously hugs you, he’s awkward about it in the first place and Tasuku doesn’t want you to suffocate

Has probably used your shirt as a stretched out crop top on accident

Azuma 🥀 (178 cm/5’8 ft)

“We better hold hands so we don’t get lost, hm? It would be a shame if we got separated since there’s no way to spot you among this crowd, fufu~.” 😏

Another one that will tease you, but only if you’re not insecure about it or anything like that

Likes to feed you because, quote, “You’re like my own little pet.” Which either embarrasses you or irritates you

Makes you sit on his lap and wraps his arms around you to cuddle

Big spoon or little spoon? It doesn’t matter your height, Azuma will accept both!

Don’t expect any carrying though because he is WEAK 😅

[legolasgoldy]

Gorgo and Finrod for the otp meme: All questions! Because I love this ship so damn much! (But take your time of course ^^)

// YASSS THANK YOU @truesanguinesoul You and me both XD//

OTP question meme        

send me a pairing & a number

1. Who is the most affectionate?

Honestly its a tie. They both are so loving and affectionate to each other all the time even when they are across the room from each other, its in their voice and eyes.

2. Big spoon/Little spoon? 

It depends. Gorgo is a cuddler when sleeping, so in main verse after they were first married she was the one who rolled over and cuddled on him without realizing. So then Finrod was basically the little spoon. Once they start falling in love and growing closer, Gorgo is the little spoon most of the time.

In modern its probs around the same

3. Most common argument? 

;~; the one question i cant answer and you already know. My heart hurts too much to go into detail about it, so does Finrod’s. The wound is too deep.

BUT he never argue or fight except about that one thing, and they may disagree about things like him being over cautious when it comes to her health/well being. He is always so super careful to make sure she doesnt get hurt in any way. ( More so main than modern)

4. Favorite non-sexual activity?

Most definitely traveling and trying new things together in any au but especially in main verse. When they first meet, Gorgo has seen nothing of the world aside from her home. She seeks to know what other places are like, and that was what drew Finrod to her so quickly. He saw that adventurous spirit within her. From the moment they traveled to Nargothrond he promised to her to show her the world and try to fill her life with as much happiness as he can possibly give. Throughout their marriage he takes her traveling through the lands when ever possible, helping her to learn and try new things. It was one of the things that made him fall in love with her so much, because while he was taking her traveling they also learned about each other.. and he fell in love with everything he learned…right down to the curve in her smile.

5. Who is most likely to carry the other?

Funny story actually. Finrod normally carries Gorgo but since elves are so incredibly lightweight, Gorgo will find that its probably much easier for her to pick her 6′1 (185 cm) tall husband up than expecteed XD

6. What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?

I think i answered this on a different meme with a similar question once. I think haha.  In all honesty there is no “favorite” because he loves her entirely, from her head down to her feet, he could never choose a fave. But i’ll say a few he loves a lot. First and foremost, he loves her smile. Secondly, her eyes. and Thirdly, her hips even though he wont admit it to anyone but her. Too polite XD

7. What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

Oh wow, what a loaded question. A really good question though.

Even before they realize they have feelings towards each other, what changes is everyone elses opinions. People were a bit suspicious of them being so formal and somehow distant with one another despite being married. But some did think they were only being proper because they are after all King and Queen. However that suspicion fade rather quickly when Finrod and Gorgo began falling in love, people came to realize that they did truly love each other long before the two of them realized.

When they DID realize, I think what changed is their closeness and.. emotions i guess? For Finrod, he began to feel a heavy weight lay on his heart( for other reasons which is a totally other story that i wont get into right now XD) but he also felt this liberation and life renewed in him after all he had been through. He felt almost.. free and happy. And the mixture of guilt and intense love overwhelmed him for a while but he finds himself holding her a little tighter at night, hugging her a little longer, letting his lips linger on her cheek a little longer when giving innocent kisses, and daring to tell her how beautiful she was several times a day. So in conclusion, they continually grew closer once they realized all leading up to their first real kiss. 

8. Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?

Love, is the only name i can think of, aside from maybe Sweetheart?

9. Who worries the most?

Finrod. Definitely. Since Gorgo is mortal, he constantly worries about her getting sick or hurt and takes precautions. Examples: Letting her win when they spar. Treating even a small paper cut to keep it from being infected.

10. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

Well in main they dont have restaurants but i feel like they both remember each others favorites.

11. Who tops?

Finrod XD but Gorgo can be dominate too

12. Who initiates kisses?

They both do.

13. Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

I wanna say they both do, but i also think maybe Finrod a little bit more?

14. Who kisses the hardest?

Definitely Gorgo. Finrod does get pretty passionate with kisses but tries his best to be careful, especially careful not to give hickeys if hes kissing somewhere other than lips. Meanwhile hes basically at Gorgo’s mercy XD.

15. Who wakes up first?

Finrod always. He gets up at like 6 am mortal time always lol. Although there are times when he doesnt want to leave her so he’ll stay there with her until 8 am at the latest before waking her up and giving her kisses before hes gatta go. If he cant wait that long, he’ll wake her up when he first wakes up at 6 am and give her kisses then let her go back to sleep.

BUT all this having been said, there are occassional days when they both sleep in rather late when they can manage to have some free time enjoy themselves. ;3

16. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?

Gorgo considering how early Finrod gets up XD  Unless like i said, they were having a day to enjoy themselves and “sleep” in late then neither of them wanna get up.

17. Who says I love you first?

Finrod. He whispered it while cuddling her one night and thought she was asleep, but she wasnt and said it back

18. Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)

Finrod, since he gets up really early he’ll have breakfast sent up to their chambers with a little “ I love you’ note attached. Or something like, “ I hope you slept well. I love you.”

BUT thats only on occasional days when hes literally just extremely busy and cant bring it himself. and dont get me wrong he ALWAYS includes her in on every single royal duty to the kingdom so everything is 50/50 but shes mortal and he wants her to get her rest, and the kingdom understands as well considering she has to sleep every mortal night for her health.

19. Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?

Um.. in main this didnt happen. They had an arranged marriage so her family knew right off the bat and it was a secret to anyone else that it was arranged. In terms of him telling HIS family and friends about his “ engagement” he told them first.

20. What do their family/friends think of their relationship?

Her family I think would hope would work out for the better, and they would see eventually that it did. its not hard for people to see that they love each other, However Im not sure what they think of Finrod after Gorgo leaves him for a while ( another long story that i wont get into now XD).

Finrod’s immediate family loves it, and absolutely adores Gorgo. Yet again, its not hard for them to see how truly in love the two of them are.

21. Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?

Depends.. could be both really but i’ll say Finrod because i know hes a nerdy, cheesy, hopeless romantic. Its so much like him to just ask her to dance.

22. Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?

It depends on who you ask. If you ask Finrod who cooks better, he’ll say Gorgo. If you ask Gorgo who cooks better she’ll say Finrod.  And truth is he does cook a bit more, but he still insists shes a wonderful cook.

23. Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

Finrod isnt a pick up line type of guy, but is notoriously cheesy XD I think Gorgo would be the one to tease with pick up line things more, and Finrod does have times where he gives her tons of compliments to flatter her but not in a pick up line way.  UNLESS you consider their “ I feel like reading a certain book.” inside joke as a pick up line X’DD

24. Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?

Gorgo always XD.  Finrod doesnt really dirty talk ( again unless their “reading a book” thing counts lolol) especially not at inappropriate times. The only time he ever talks dirty its so poetic that its not even dirty anymore. Unless its in the heat of the moment he might like whisper how good it is but thats still incredibly innocent dirty talk XD

25. Who needs more assurance?

This question is really hard XD but i would say Gorgo.  She comes to a new land full of flawless beautiful people in a complete different clothing styles, languages, customs, etc. Its like she stepped into a whole new world, and shes only human. Such a change can be difficult and nerve racking, especially having to set an example as the Queen. Finrod always makes sure to tell her how beautiful and perfect she is because he truly sees her as the most beautiful woman in the world, elf or not. He’ll let her know that its okay to sleep when the rest of the kingdom is awake because she has to, and no one blames her for it. This is why he always lays down with her when she goes to bed at night to help her adjust and assure her theres nothing wrong with it. 

26. What would be their theme song?

Oh gosh there are so many @_@ You’ve sent me so many songs for them in the past i cant remember the names but they were so cute!

There are several songs i always listen to and think of them but i cant quite remember right off the top of my head what they are XD One is a late 80s or 90s song and its perfecttt but i cant remember the name its so cute, its basically this guy singing about how great his girlfriend is and how tough she is XD I wish i could remember it haha

27. Who would sing to their child back to sleep?

They both would, but Finrod a little more i think?  They definitely both sing them to sleep though.

28. What do they do when they’re away from each other?

It depends on why they are apart. If its just one of them being busy, then the other would probably just try and pass the time, find something to do, attend other royal duties, etc.  They always think of each other when apart. Gorgo will occasionally hang out when Finrod’s brothers and Turgon, they are great friends and love to laugh and play around. Finrod generally when not busy spends time with Turgon or tends to the garden when Gorgo is off with Galadriel or something.

HOWEVER. When they are apart due to a certain fight * cough cough* Gorgo is just trying to get over it and cope, try not to be so heartbroken and get support from her family. They both probs cry a lot. Finrod just mopes around and doesnt bother to put on jewelry or really put much effort into his outfit. Some days he might not even leave his room or brush his hair.

29. one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart

Well their big fight i mentioned in a few questions but aside from that, definitely that Gorgo dies in Finrod’s arms. He stays by her side for days knowing she would leave soon, and then the day she passes hes holds her when she goes, and he still lays there holding her after she has died. Their children lay there with him too, until he knows they cant hold her any longer. He carries her to the tombs after that, and they have a funeral and the kingdom goes into a long time of mourning. ;~;

30. one headcanon about this OTP that mends it

That Gorgo is reborn, and returns to Finrod by mere luck. She doesnt remember at first but eventually she falls in love with him all over again and remembers it all.

BUT another headcanon that is just as good, is after she leaves for a while then comes back she finds out that Finrod had died and goes all the way to valinor to demand Mandos let her see him. She doesnt even give a flying heck about crossing the sea or having to find a way into Valinor itself, she freaking just does it determined to see him XD And while its sad, it’s also healing in a bitter sweet way because she does get to see him again