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#in this world kurt and ultron are cousins and they are absolutely devious but cute
pandagirl45 · 1 year
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Ultron: *screaming running in a circle* I can fight God or *flips over his legos* become them! *does a ree of power screech*
Tony: *reading watching ultron tire himself out*
Ultron: papa! I'm God! I rule over the metropolitan area!
Tony: fix the homeless population uliess
Ultron: *eyes goes focus grabbing all the dolls loose placing them in homes* obey me and live I. Your houses
Bucky: *looks at him* interesting
Tony: you redirect maniacal toddler hyper with letting the. Rule over a tiny town, you get cool results, he made farmers go wind power last week
Bucky: ah
[Steve trying to find kurt]
Kurt: *tiny blue menace bamfing left and right* *hopped on sugar*
Steve: *panting* kurt honey!
Rhodey: *kangaroo kurt in a cover* got him
Kurt: *vibrating looking at them with bright yellows* I'm an owl! Hoo!!
Steve: a very fast owl
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pandagirl45 · 1 year
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Ultron: *age 12 after the adults to go into battle look at kurt* do you... want to form an alliance with me *very serious fingers steeple together looking at kurt*
Kurt: *age 10 nodding just as serious* absolutely
Ultron: good, good *grabs alpine to pet her like a bond villain*
Tony: *watching all this from the battle field cooing showing steve* our kids are cute
Steve: *mildly concerned but charmed* cute but ominous
(Thank you the office for providing fodder)
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pandagirl45 · 1 year
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Kurt: *sparring with ultron* so your parents
Ultron: are soo gross *dodges his sword swing*
Kurt: *laughs dodging a strike* tell me about it
Ultron: then anna
Kurt: rogue *grins jumping onto a pole*
Ultron: is seeing this guy so now she is all *grabs his sword sticking his tongue out* gross and love struck blargh
Kurt: oh now *laughs more* that is torture
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pandagirl45 · 1 year
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Ultron, 12: kurt what is your bio mom like?
Kurt, 12:...I don't know
Ultron: maybe she is also a demon
Kurt: probably *smiles faintly* but I like my dads more though
Ultron: *thinks for a moment* *smiles* I like my papa and dad too
Pietro: *smiles as he is babysitting them again* who wants ice cream!
Both: I do! I do!!
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