#kurt wanger

[pandagirl45]

Kurt, age 7:...o^o

Bucky: what kid?

Kurt: can I touch your arm?

Bucky: later, it is sore

Kurt: why does uncle Tony always shout at night?

Bucky:...<-> *hands out his arm*

Kurt: *grins*

[statticscribbles]

Americana Spooky

Summary: Kurt Wagner/Reader; Reader gets to show Kurt what a traditional American Halloween is

Halloween Challenge Rules Here!

Kurt Wagner looks confused, and adorable; you’d be lying if the way he fidgets with his tail wasn’t one of the reason you’d developed a crush on him so quickly.

“Are you okay?”

“Vhat is that for?” Kurt gestures to the plastic skeleton that’s in the armchair reserved for Mr. Magneto when he comes; Hank has pinned a nametag on it and Logan made a helmet for it as well.

“Oh; it’s for halloween!” His tail lashes back and forth betraying his excitement.

“You celebrate it? The circus never had time; or they thought it a pagan ritual..” He seems nervous again, hands stills his tail; you grin at him.

“No it’s not that; it’s mostly just for like little kids to eat a bunch of sugar and run around in costumes! It’s just for fun!!!”

“Costumes?”

“Mhm; there’s so much we have to do!!!”

“What’s wrong?”

“Kurt has never had an American Halloween!!! We have to show him everything!!!”

“Y/N do you just want an excuse to parade your boyfriend about?”

“Well I can do that anytime; but yes. Professor already said we could take a field trip to the pumpkin patch and each of us gets to pick a pumpkin!”

“We each get a pumpkin; are there size limits?” Scott looks a little shocked; at least his eyebrows seem higher up than normal.

“Just what you can carry. So I think colossus is gonna get the biggest one.”

“Jean.. pleaseeeeee; I know you can move it…. I have to have a bigger one than Peter!!” Scott’s already grinning at her and she laughs shaking her head.

“No way; I’m getting the biggest one! Logan said he’d give twenty bucks to whoever brought the biggest one home!”

“Pumpkins? Like the food?”

“Mhm; some of them we just carve! It’s a tradition if you-”

“UGH THAT SMELLS LIKE-” Jean slaps a hand over Scotts mouth and you laugh when Kurt tilts his head leaning over the open top of the pumpkin he sniffs deeply and wrinkles his nose, making an over exaggerated gagging sound.

He grins at you and winks; tail lashing out to shove some of the guts into Scott’s face. Jean shrieks when Scott retaliates by attempting to throw the guts back at Kurt; instead it gets caught in her hair.

“Oh fucking come on!” Peter chuckles as he dodges another sling of the guts; laughing when Jean levitates some to smack you in the face. Kurt teleports you into a tree; offering you a handful of the pumpkin innards to throw at someone. Of course your throw has to hit Logan's head.

“Shit.” You laugh as Kurt teleports you into the kitchen.

“Now what?”

“Pumpkin pie! And roasting seeds!”

“Maybe we should slow down; there’s the whole month of October to get through; Halloween is at the end right?”

“Well yeah but he needs to experience all of it!!! We haven’t even gotten to the list of scary movies yet!!!” You pout but can’t fight the smile when Kurt wraps his tail around your waist.

“And I’m dating the worlds best expert on American Halloween; I have no doubt I’ll be able to watch all of them and trick and treat with the rest of the group on the 30th.”

“31st.”

“So close.” He laughs a little and you join in after you kiss him on the cheek.

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[cnwolf-brainrot]

so I’m reading Uncanny Spider-Man because Kurt Wanger as Spider-Man? Yep, I’m absolutely sold, the humor style and plot are exactly what I like and it’s just all around amazing so far I can’t wait for the next issue ✨

[sasster]

they don’t even know that damien and roe and kurt and greg and dan helped me survive the toughest few months of my life they don’t even know what wanger danger meant to me 

[yanderefantasies]

Give us more yandere baby blue. Mother I beg, I crave, I shall perish without it

Y’all better start sending more requests for my husbando Nightcrawler or else we’re gonna have to have a talk.

(Also these are gonna be some extra general hcs that I forgot to write)

Thanks for the ask btw!! Your father has answered your call ʕ •ᴥ•ʔゝ☆

Before in my other hcs for Nightcrawler, I never said anything about powers so we’re gonna kinda be focusing on that, and then some fluff.

First off, it doesn’t matter what kind of powers you have, or if it affects your appearance, Kurt will think it’s the most beautiful thing he’s seen in his entire life. Whether you’ve got powers relating to nature, healing, telepathy, etc. he’ll still find it so fascinating

It’s been established that Kurt isn’t happy with his powers or appearance, so you’ll need to reassure him occasionally that he’s a very cute blue boi and you love him very much, or else he’ll kinda go into this clingy state and lock both of you in your room(hey, kinda like how we’re in quarantine! Ha. Funny how that works.)

Because of that, there’s gonna be a lot of affection coming from him, whether you’re in a romantic relationship or not, he’s still extremely clingy and loving. It’ll only get worse once you become official.

He’s definitely thought about just leaving the school with you, which in hindsight, he could easily do. He wants to be by your side constantly, so the thought of just living with you in isolation makes him extremely happy.

Ive already said it before I think. But one of the main reasons he’d ask to share a room with you is so he could get to know you better. And because of that, he usually ends up joining you for whatever you have planned that day.

Even if it’s just staying in your room watching movies, he won’t hesitate to bust out the pillows and blankets for some well deserved cuddles.

Before I end these hcs real quick, I’d like to talk a bit more about this ‘clingy’ state he goes into.

Sometimes it can be triggered by anyone who tries to get too close to you, or if he’s away from you for too long.

In this state of his, he’ll practically act like an entirely different being. Almost like he’d be acting on animalistic instincts. He’ll hold you close to him for hours on end. Kurt will refuse to leave your side, much less your shared room. No one, not even Hank or Jean, can separate him from you.

He will literally growl at them as a way to get them to back off from you. Kinda like an intimidation tactic.

His arms will be wrapped so damn tight around you that you won’t be able to move all that much in his hold. The most he’ll let you do is turn your body around so your back is facing him. As long as he’s able to hold onto you, he’s content.

The last time someone tried to separate you from him during that time, he almost killed them. No one else was allowed to come near you, only he could touch you.

The person he almost killed? Yeah, they had to be in the hospital for about two months. No one dared to try and separate you from Kurt after that.

The worst that will happen to you though is just a few bite marks and hickeys. That’s the only type of ‘pain’ you’d be put through. Baby boi doesn’t know when to stop when it comes to claiming you.

[frightknights-n-monstergirls]

Yandere!Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler would include...

Kurt would be the scariest yandere. Mainly because no one would suspect him. He’s an angel, he’s so pure of heart that no one would think that he would obsess over you.

This elf will use that against you too! He’ll cling, turn up in your room, and follow you as long as he doesn’t get caught in a bad light.

This means that he wouldn’t teleport near you during those times from the sulfur smell he leaves behind.

But this doesn’t mean that he won’t use his bamfs to keep an eye on you when he cannot.

Kurt already doesn’t know personal space, so giving you tickles, hugs, or generally in your bubble is what everyone thinks is normal.

Kurt is a clingy yandere, he’s gonna find some reason to stick to your side and not go anywhere unless you’re with him. This can lead to mission conflicts because he wants to win the day with you sharing the glory

He’ll find out all your likes and dislikes in a matter of days, he’ll pay close attention to you, use his bamfs for Intel, and conversations about you.

Speaking of, if Kurt over hears a discussion about you in any negative way, he will butt in and sing praises. Some (a lot) of the X-Men will say he’s got a crush on you. If only they knew…

Kurt would do anything to make you smile and/or laugh even if it means hurting himself. He will try to please you at every turn, he will become a door mat for your happiness.

Gifts are a plenty with this boy! Flowers, stuffed animals (especially that one of himself that floats around the mansion), chocolates, you name it! He will deliver it to you or his bamfs will.  

His bamfs will be protective over you in the worst way. If you have been flirting with someone else, they will either become gremlins in their home, to their car, etc. Or they will teleport them to an unknown location. The least thing you have seen a bamf do is piss in that person’s drink.

If you ever got hurt on a mission, Kurt will blame himself. If he knew that you were with someone else, he would chew them out then go to blaming himself. It always comes back to beating himself up over your injuries.

Kurt would definitely think about kidnapping you out of the guise of “protecting” you. At least, that’s what he’ll tell himself while he’s doing it.

Kurt wouldn’t dream of hurting you if you got annoyed at him for being so… “Where’s my hug?” harassment towards you. He will feel hurt that you don’t return the feeling, but he will continue to try to win you over.

Would be the type to trick you into marrying him. He is a good Catholic boy, he would prefer to be married before having sex with you.

[kurtty-drabbles]

Pirate au Redone (Final Part)

@dannybagpipesarecalling @djinmer4 @bamfoftheundead @everykurt @muninandhugin

Jean Grey gather all the survivors of the X-men- Rogue gets the credit for her quick thinking as well Cap Pryde because a majority of the X-men is no longer among them, the worst circumstance ever faced by them is not knowing if the other party is dead or just lost- and her brave face is not enough, and right now, she needs to be more than brave. She needs to be what she used to be. Pheonix. Jean almost laugh at such silly thought, after all, she rejected Pheonix to be Jean again...

"How the situation?" Scott asked breaking the silence and Jean thank him inwardly as the man is once again her rock, at the same time, Jean doesn´t want to be on the sideline of this situation. "Krakoa is a real thing or an illusion by Pheonix?" Jean directs this question to Cap Pryde -ignoring Emma Frost smirking and her skimpy outfits barring on classy and whorish, of course, this is Emma´s trademark look- and Kitty watches the room who is now largely thanks to the smaller number of people present.

"Krakoa, the one we knew, was destroyed years ago. Pheonix seemed to have made a new one and enslaved this creature to obey her commands" her tone is earnest and spares no sugar coating. "Pheonix puts all our traumas there...the idea is to torture us and...she succeeds" in the corner of her eyes she can see Kurt curling away and avoiding small talks- Kurt is the one to notice Logan is not present and is the one to have an inkling about his fate- and Kitty can feel pity, but, pity won´t save anyone.

"And Pheonix even make as you´re the one behind tracking young mutants and taking them from their families...Governments´re hating you even if I managed to save all of them..." and Jean can nod at this-it makes sense, Madeline Pryor insinuate something like that and replies is better for her to not watch TV anymore. Jean agrees- and she sighs.

"Pheonix is upset because I reject her." Jean clarify to everyone. Goblin Queen is all in name now- no longer wearing something so salacious, but, is still able to identify herself as Goblin Queen- and the situation is dire enough to prompt Jean and Maddy to work in a sort civil way. "Madelyne, can you ...send Pheonix away?"

Maddy scoffs at her and retribute a sneer of her own-far too similar to Emma, but, not quite- and responds. "Of course...not. The Pheonix is an Outer God...not even Magik could do such thing" and Yana has to agree-powerful as she is, one can´t ignore what Pheonix is, and if she even dares to try...it could only worsen the situation-and Cap Pryde takes the lead once again.

"I know someone who may be able to send Pheonix away, but, since Hope Summers is dead" Scott inhale and exhale but remain wordless. "she may need help from a different source...but, she expels Pheonix once...and can do it again"

Someone pipes in- Kitty is not sure who, the room is bigger and there´s few X-men now- saying the word Pretender. And Kitty can clench her fists and remember M day. "Well, if anyone has a better idea, I´m all ears"

Rogue is saying more stuff about the Pretender, but, is Yana who defends her case. "I can do. I have defeated her once. Together we can get rid of Pheonix...and now...what we shall do with Rachel?"

Jean is saved by reply to this question since is Scott who speaks now. "She´s my daughter, an alternative daughter still counts, and I´ll go after her...talk with her, maybe...we won´t need to ask for Scarlet Witch´s help...maybe, I can ...do something" Scott states and some murmours of doubt are rushing in.

"I can go with you too." Cap Pryde suggested and Scott shakes his head. "No, she loved you" he doesn´t even look at Kurt for many reasons "and was in the closet for longer to properly understand this...I´m her father, Kitty, I own this to her"

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The Avengers formed their own cult- according to Tony is not a cult per se, but, anyone can see they´re coping Krakoa´s style-and are watching as Pheonix is no longer being subtle. The image of the living island burning and the shape of Pheonix are glaring at the ocean, no, at all the other mortals.

"Tony...We lost 3 of our powerful members because of your arrogance, you want to continue?"

"Look, the X-men can´t think they have any monopoly of Pheonix...sent the missile. That thing can kill any space worm...I used before and I know.." his words die off as a woman with flaming hair appears -her eyes are pure darkness while only her hair is the source of any light- looks at the man with literal fury in her dark eyes.

"Space Worm? How dare you..."

The Cult of the Avengers is no more.

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Meggan Puceanu Braddock is not the image of resilience -if you do happen to see her for the first time and see her bubble smile and flawless hair- could let this one slice and be home- in fact, she could watch TV and pretend this has nothing to do with her and carry on with her routine at the best she can, yet, it wouldn´t be Meggan if she didn´t do anything- and Brian remains on her side.

"You want to do this?" he asks in a low tone and Meggan has no words. She only nods and in a matter of minutes, she´s facing the X-men once again. "I´m Gloriana. I´m the Headmistress of Excalibur Academy...and I want to talk about the X-men"

Cap Pryde, Rogue, Jean, and Cap Britain(Betsy) are present and Meggan prefers to give attention to them. "What will happen to the mutants of the US now? The X-mansion is nothing but ashes now" her tone is firm and she refuses to look at any other direction.

"We can rebuild the school" Jean promised and has wide eyes as Meggan shakes her head. "Pheonix makes sure that would remain a dead land, so, I ask again, what you will do with the students?"

Cap Britain gives some suggestions, but, those won´t work in the US territory. Cap Pryde offers a temporary solution. "The Hellfire Academy is still untouched and since Shaw is...as Emma put, more dead than the '80s, we have a backup plan....for now, but, is just as accidental as most of our plans" Kitty confessed and is at the verge of asking how Meggan is doing, when, someone else beats her into.

Kurt asks how Meggan is dealing and this makes the woman react in a way not typical from her time in Excalibur. Her fist is more than ready to slam into Kurt´s face- judging by the size of the fist and her anger, Meggan is wanting to do more than one punch- and Kitty pushed herself to be in the middle.

Meggan´s eyes widen as she sees Kitty´s black eye and a broken nose and shielding Kurt Wagner- who is incredulous by this action- and Meggan looks remorseful at the other woman. "Kitty, I´m so sorry...I just ..."

"I know...you´re angry"

"I just came to say...the Excalibur Academy still opens its door for any mutant who needs help"

"After all ..."

"I´m a heroine...not a great one right now, but, still one and I want to help as many people I can...and yes, I know I´m sounding hypocrite. Sorry, Kurt, I just...you´re a terrible memory to me, please, don´t ever talk with me" and she didn´t even look at the azzure man who is hiding behind Kitty. "And please, you´re no longer my daughter´s godfather. You´re not part of Excalibur ever again"

And she leaves feeling a bit ashamed and frustrated. She wanted to punch Kurt, but, if she had done that...she would have murdered him...and Meggan can understand he´s not completely at fault for what happened to her, but, can ignore it.

Cap Pryde promises the black eye and nose are nothing new and Kurt is left alone with his thoughts.

Such a dangerous thing.

________________________________________________________________________________________ Kurt is on the beach- not Krakoa, Emma Frost´s private island is just an island and nothing more-re-thinking many of his choices. Is he blameless? No, but, he´s not entirely guilty either. This middle term is not something he can work.

"Are you ok?" Kitty inquires sitting next to him and Kurt is once again incredulous- is her always this strong or is she oblivious to her own question?- and Kurt mutters how he´s fine but Kitty isn´t convinced. "I think I know you a bit better than that, Elf, so, talk with me"

"Why you protect me? You should have let she hit me...I deserve it"

"Yeah? Why? Were you and Cable in agreement to rape Meggan?" and Kurt denies this violently and looks offended by this suggestion, Kitty, however, is not changing her tone. "So, is not your fault" and is said as is something simples.

"But...why me? Why you protect me?"

"Do you no want me?" Kitty asked back and her gaze bore into his golden eyes. "We used to be friends, elf, and friends grow apart, but, I think you´re once my best friend...I´m impulsive and brash and you´re slutty and deny the problems in your life...but, once I thought fondly of you and thought you did the same"

"I always think fondly of you, Katzchen...I sent emails...but..."

"Doug hack them, not by choice, he was working with the theory you were one of Pheonix´s clones...you write pretty things about me, but, I don´t think you ever mention this to my face"

Kurt wants to deny and pretend everything is alright- he wants to be angry at Kitty to be a pirate without him or congratulate her for being one- yet, looking at her doe eyes. Kurt can´t lie. "I have a problem, several of them can be tracked to my foster mother and my biological mother, and I can´t deny anymore"

"Kurt?"

"Do you still want to be my friend?"

"We both drift away...and we both can found our way back" she grins and Kurt never felt relaxed as now. "You think Scott can do it?"

"I think Scott is the only man Rachel ever care for"

"Sorry"

"Don´t be...I should know and not jump in a relationship...I don´t think I know what a healthy relationship or love truly is"

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Scott Summers always thought he could fix things in his life- maybe it is a wish-fulfillment from his young age- but looking at Rachel engulfing in the flames of Pheonix and relishing every minute proves otherwise. "Rachel...please, stop this"

"Hello to you too, dad, enjoying paradise?" Rachel asked using her gimpy outfit and looking radiant as she never did before. "Oh, don´t look like that, I wanted to punish Jean Grey...not you"

His jaw clench and he tries again. "Yeah, consider yourself avenger Rachel, now, please, stop this madness..." he would say something else but Rachel stops him. "The X-men are family? Not really...and only if is convenient, but, relax father I got what I want...oh no need to bring your witches here" and Rachel knocks Scarlet Witch and Magik with a psychic blast - they have hidden thanks to magic, but, Pheonix is above such tricks- "I´m leaving"

"Please...don´t. You´re my family..."

"I may be your family...but I gain nothing but pain and misery here" her expression soft a little. "I´m still your daughter ...but Earth is not my home. I´m going to Shiar...tell Jean Grey she´s no longer welcome"

And she flies away finally realizing the family she so much wanted to recreate in this universe is nothing but a futile dream and if she wants to be happy, and Rachel wants nothing more than happiness, realizes she needs to move on.

[le-flou-rouge]

MARVELOUS X-MEN #2 Preview

[kurt-nightcrawler]

So Much More Than Kiss You

So Much More Than Kiss You

A/N: Wrote this short thing. I hope ya’ll enjoy, because I’m currently procrastinating heavily on Demon Angel. So sorry

Warnings: Suggested intimacy, penis measuring mentioned, and underage drinking

Usually the girls have a sleepover almost once a week, but this time- this time, the boys would have a sleepover.

“Is everyone here?” Peter asked.

“Yeah. Kurt, Warren, me, and you. There’s four of us.”

“Oh yeah! Anyways I got snacks and drinks, I don’t really know how to do this, but my sister had sleepovers all the time, can’t be too different, right?”

“Right.”

The boys ended up singing along to cheesy pop songs, eating junk food, and doing crazy stuff.

“I doubt you’re that big Warren.”

“Let’s find out Summers.”

“Oh no! No dick measuring in this good Christian household!” Peter exclaims.

“Peter, you’re Jewish!”

“So? I really don’t wanna see your penis bird boy. Or anyone’s penis for that matter. No thank you.” Kurt was in shock the whole time, as he had never had a sleepover like this before.

“Okay, okay. Okay. Let’s play truth or dare.” The boys settled down and got into a game of truth or dare.

It started simple, Kurt asked Peter to choose between his walkman or twinkies.

Kurt was dared to teleport to the roof and dance.

Warren tried on Scott’s glasses.

-

Then Peter asked Scott when he lost his virginity.

Warren dared Kurt and Peter to kiss.

Peter dared Scott to give Warren a hard on.

Kurt had two shots of vodka Warren snuck in, and he was asked what he thought about Jubilee.

It wasn’t 100% pure either.

“I dare you to kiss your crush.”

“What?” Warren almost choked out.

“You heard me Bird boy. Go kiss (Y/N).” Peter smirked.

“I- I don’t like (Y/N)!”

“Oh honey, don’t lie to this face. I know you like her. I have evidence too. And unless you want everyone here to know about it, you are going to find her, and try to kiss her.”

Warren was red, as he knew exactly what Peter was talking about. He just thought nobody knew.

He gulped, “Okay. But if she doesn’t want to-“

“I know. I know. You can’t force her, hence why I said try. Now go!”

Warren got up and left Peter and Scott’s shared room.

-

Where would she be? He wondered. Then he heard a loud noise come from Jubilee’s room.

He knocked on Jubilee’s door.

“Shh! Shh! Guys someone’s at the door! Be quiet!”

Jubilee opened the door, “Warren! Warren! Hi!Do you need something?” 

“You having a girls night?” He asked.

Jubilee nodded.

“(Y/N) with you?”

She nodded again.

“Can I borrow her for a second?”

“Yeah.”

She called back into her room, “(Y/N), Warren needs you.”

(Y/N) gets up to the door, “I realized that Jubes.”  

“Anywho I gotta get back, have fun you guys!” The door slams shut.

“What did you need me for?” 

“I was dared to um…”

 “Kiss me?” 

His eyes widened, “How did you know?!”

She smiled and rolled her eyes, “Jean said something about how you’d knock at the door, ask for me, and then kiss me. Who put you up to this anyways? Peter?” 

“Y-yeah, Peter did. I totally understand if you don’t want to kiss me-“

“Oh no buddy, I did not say that.”

He smirked, “So you do wanna kiss me?” Warren was back to his old self again, nerves gone.

She grabbed him by the scruff of his t-shirt and pressed her lips on his, full of passion and what tasted like cupcakes and vodka. She broke apart from him, leaving him craving more.

“Oh Angel, I wanna do so much more than kiss you.”

[spooderham]

Kurt Wagner + Kinks

Subbing/Praise Kink

You had Kurt's wrists locked together in one hand while your other one slowly stroked his cock. His eyes were closed and whimpers kept escaping his thoroughly kissed lips as you sucked in his collar bone. “That's a good boy Kurt,” you purred, fist tightening around him, he arched his back, moaning, “A very good boy.”

Edging

He was drenched in sweat and his legs were trembling. You kept teasing him, always getting him close but never actually getting him there, over the edge. You were on your knees, his throbbing hard penis in your mouth. The dark blue tip touched the back of your throat when you felt his balls tightening for the third time that night. You took him out of your mouth, an almost malicious smirk playing at the ends of your lips. “Please,” he begged holding onto the wall behind him, he could barely hold himself up anymore, “Please let me cum.”  

[pandagirl45]

Ultron: *age 12 after the adults to go into battle look at kurt* do you... want to form an alliance with me *very serious fingers steeple together looking at kurt*

Kurt: *age 10 nodding just as serious* absolutely

Ultron: good, good *grabs alpine to pet her like a bond villain*

Tony: *watching all this from the battle field cooing showing steve* our kids are cute

Steve: *mildly concerned but charmed* cute but ominous

(Thank you the office for providing fodder)

[xforcesource]

Nightcrawler: In the rubble of the X-mansion l found a message scratched into the wooden floor. It read "Savage Land"

Wolverine: I don't know... Sounds kinda fishy ta me.

[imperiuswrecked]

So this totally happened in Age of X-Man: The Amazing Nightcrawler right?

[yanderefantasies]

Heyo father, idk if this has gone thru before and if it has I'm sorry but do u know about a thing called Gasparilla?? It's a pirate parade down here in Florida and I couldn't help but think how excited Kurt would be if he went with his darling (before they know of his tendencies) and he and his love just get to dress up as pirates and have a good time??? If not it's all good!!

Sorry!! I didn’t get your ask before, my tumblr tends to act up a lot since I only write on mobile.

I have been, and always will only write fanfic and stuff on my phone. I can’t type for shit on a pc.

Thanks for the request btw!! I was super excited when I got it<3 the reader will be gender neutral for this, as always.

Knowing Nightcrawler, he wouldn’t hesitate to jump at the opportunity to go to the parade. Even if it means risking his identity getting shown in public

And naturally(but a bit surprising) he’d ask you to go with him! He’d say it’s just to ‘hang out’ but he’s already established it as a date in his head.

Kurt would have so much fun with you there, especially since you get to wear pirate costumes. He’d never really been very open about it before, but Kurt’s definitely got a thing for pirates and it’s super cute<3

I stg the boy falls in love all over again when he sees you wearing some pirate getup, good lord he’d be so fucking shook bby wouldn’t even know how to properly speak for a hot second

The whole time he’d have you clinging to his side(he says it’s because he doesn’t want to lose you in the crowd but I call bullshit on that.) atleast you wouldn’t have to worry about random strangers hitting on you? So that’s a plus

He’d also totally have a fake sword fight with you for the hell of it.

He just wants to be able to let his inner child out sometimes! Don’t judge him and his pure innocence!!

Now that he’s got a hold of a pirate costume I know Kurt would wear it everytime Halloween rolls around and you can’t tell me otherwise.

[statticscribbles]

25, and 7 with Reader/Kurt Wanger

7.Virgin/First Time 25. Breeding Kink

Kurt is rubbing his tail; something you’ve noticed he does when he’s nervous and something he’s never seemed to be able to hide.

“I’ve uh, never done anything like this..” You assure him, worried that the prospect of sex is what’s concerning him.

“I ‘ave I’m just, worried about...”

“What; I don’t think anything you can say will scare me away.”

“Do you know what a kink is..”

“Yes, is there one you.. oh my gosh do you have a virgin kink?’ You grin at him excited you might be able to put his worry to rest, but he shakes his head and you frown a little hand reaching for him and he teleports next to you.

“I do have a kink... but you won’t like it.”

“Will it hurt?”

“Well no. But... it’s uh, not good, because of me.”

“because of you...”

“I like, to, want, to breed you..” He mumbles tail tip almost drawing blood on his fingers, you reach forward fingers threading through his so his tail lashes a little bit.

“And you’re worried if you got me pregnant that the baby would look like you?”

“Yes, that’s bad because..”

“Because blue clashes with everything? Kurt I don’t care if we have a child and they look like you, they’ll be just as adorable as you if that’s the case.”

Valentine’s Day Challenge

[kurtty-drabbles]

Pirate au Redone (Part 4)

N/A: I think I´ll have to make a bonus part of this au later. This was a challenge to do and I hope I got it right.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @bamfoftheundead @everykurt @muninandhugin

The ship has the name " Sesame" in big letter and font very eye-appealing and one lonely woman is watching the sky- seeing the birds flying by near the ship/yacht completely oblivious to the inner turmoil she carries in regards her new life- and the contemplation only stops when the Captain of the ship sits next to her offering her a drink-nothing alcoholic as she promised with a mischievous smile and a wink- and replies. "How life is treating so far, Kwannon?" and the Japanese woman has to pound this question for a minute or two.

"Captain Pryde" she humors the other woman even if she knows that pirates, well, real pirates, don´t have a yacht or aren´t so heroic as she´s lead to believe. "I have issues with Krakoa but I´m also ...thankfully for that abomination...look" she gestures her own hands and Captain Pryde follows the motion with her eyes calmly. "I´ve my body back...I´m not dead nor in some white woman´s body. I´m me again and ...this makes me think..." she trails off and Kitty Pryde encourages her to speak freely.

"I was born with nothing, I die with nothing and now I don´t even have the ''nothing'' anymore...Kitty, does God truly exist, or is this all a cosmic joke for him or her?" Kwannon question plug´s Kitty heart and she can remember a certain mutant who aside from loving piracy (among other things) and whose faith was something Kitty and him could talk freely-even through both have different religions it was also covered with a deeper respect for each other- and Kitty only answeres "I believe there is a God or even Gods...but, trying to understand them is a null point"

Kwannon nods but doesn´t seem to be a topic well- answered for her, yet, she´s gracious enough to change the topic. " You think we can trust her...of all people?" and Kitty narrow her eyes.

"Are you going to call her the pretender?"

"No...I´m just unsure of what to feel about her"

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Getting the title of the sorceress supreme from Dr. Strange is not something that will give any dark pleasure- Dr. Strange was a friend, if nothing else, and while his taste for women can be questionable at best, there´s no real pleasure in getting his tittle now- and Wanda Maximoff donning herself with the famous crimson cape is in agreement with its new master.

Tommy and Billy are working with her-Billy return from the space to learn his "twin" not only is working in a magic school but has some small traces of magic, and Billy, only respond by hugging his twin until the other threats to curse him for all eternity- and her magic school is now a real vision(sometimes, Wanda chuckles at this word. Sometimes, Wanda cries) with demons kids from Limbo and other parts of the globe or planes wanting safe heaven to learn magic.

The X-men used to be like that...or am I wrong?

The Sesame´s flag is in view and Wanda shakes her nostalgia away ("let the past in the past, Wanda") and is there watching as Captain Pryde is present and the one who is making an effort to go talk with Wanda-the rest of the crew looks unsure, she de-powered them not too long ago and not everyone is forgiving nor forgiving means friendship- and the two woman are now facing each other.

"You really are here..." Wanda´s tone is laced with surprise as she watches the yacht on the port and back to the captain. "Afraid of me?" she asked still impressed.

"I´m really here...Am I afraid of you? No, not really Wanda...Yet, I can´t ignore M day, I´d not blame you...in the full extension the others do...you were out of your mind and others try to take advantage...still, I won´t call you the pretender or any shit like that" Kitty responds with honest and while she´s never one to use swear words- and is something Terry Pryde installed on her since a young age- she feels this is an appropriate moment to use it.

Wanda only nods at her words. It is much better than she was expecting or hoping for. "Do you really want to do this? Krakoa isn´t supposed to be a paradise to all mutants?" 

"The paradise is more for horror island than anything else...and while I think Utopia is still a pretentious name...is better than a cult on an alive island...Can you help us, Scarlet Witch?" Kitty asked sincerely now. Nothing is bounding Scarlet Witch to do this task.

Wanda closes her eyes and opens with now crimson. "I´m Scarlet Witch for a reason...and I´m sorry...for what the Avengers did"

"Apologies from them mean next to nothing"

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Kurt Wagner noticed the absence of Logan, Scott, Jean, and even Ororo and is surrounded by people who in the past-and, not a too long past- were his enemies. Looking at Apocalypse gazing at him with wraith in his eyes mixed with envy does make his stomach rumble. Prof X is speaking and to be frankly, Kurt is not interested in listening any more.

"This is a cult!" Kurt shouts ignoring Raven´s look- the woman may have given birth to him, but, she´s far from being a mother in any sense- and looks in disgust to the villains on the quiet council. "There´s only villains here. What type of paradise is this?"

And Prof X put an uncanny smile on his face-still wearing that helmet and Magneto is close by. As always- as he speaks in a leery way. "And that wouldn´t make you a villain as well? I know...I know what you did in some other universes. Nate may have used you as an avatar to live his wet dream, but, in other realities, you make you with a woman in front of your dead daughter´s cold corpse" and show the image to Kurt who denies this as being a trick.

"I´m not a monster. I´m not like this. I´m Kurt Wagner...and I refuse to be on this island" and tries to attack Prof X and is only meet with vines wrapped around his waist.

"Do you miss Kitty Pryde that much or are you just lonely?" Prof X sounds different now. "Because...I never thought you´re worth her time" and his golden eyes watch as each member on the clan is nothing more but vines. And Krakoa has made her decision to reject Kurt.

Sesame managed to fish Kurt Wagner with a bit help of luck- Kurt opens his golden eyes to see Kitty Pryde staring at him with a myriad of expressions. Concern is one of them- and Kurt breaks down crying as Kitty only hugs him.

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Doug Ramsey is not one to think of himself as a James Bond type of spy or archetype, yet, Captain Britain aka Betsy counts on him and Doug wants to do something, anything to help his fellow mutants. Doug uses his power unashamed and telepathically calls Betsy.

"We have to take as many mutants we can..." his eyes are watching the scene incredulous. "That story of Dr. Moira being a mutant? Well...is fake as much everything else in this island" and the call ends with Doug looking at the clones of every single X-men and the versions of Dr. Moira...It has the words written "the last clone" and it sends a shiver to his spine as the clone opens her eyes and speaks one line.

"I´m a mutant, just like you" and the others continue to do so.

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Queen Lilandra is looking at the New Mutants with a stoic expression enrobing her face and body language as well- The X-men aren´t enemies, per se, but aren´t allies and Queen Lilandra has a daughter she wants to prevent the X-men to ever meet- and Karma is the one to break the silence again.

"Where is Pheonix?"

"What do you mean? Pheonix has never left Earth...."

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Captain Britan and the Neo Excalibur are working to smuggle as many mutants they can from Krakoa- Doug can only calm the island for so long as he repeats his words to Neo Excalibur-and Rogue and Remy are running from the time. "Are they the real thing or ..." Rogue will later wonder if she jinxed this rescue mission as a good part of the mutants rescued...turned into green goo.

And Betsy takes a whiff in the air and screams. "Fire!" and Neo Excalibur runs away in their ship as Rogue can swear the shape of the fire is similar to...

No...it can´t be...

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Madeline Pryor concludes her tale many days ago, yet, still feels as if is lingering on Scott and Jean´s mind and Jean is the one not taking the news well-the resistance against Krakoa is ever surprised to see Jean and Madeline in a semi civil way- as the New Mutants confirm Madeline´s tale and everything else.

"So...this is all because I´m a bad mother?" Jean asked almost laughing -not a joyful one, rather one devoid of any positive emotion- and Madeline is not taking pity on Jean.

"Is a way to see things...Look, I´m not the greatest example either...Nate became a monster" Madeline´s expression softened a little. She can feel sorry for Meggan if nothing else-she, among all the members of the resistance, can understand how cruel truly is when someone takes your ability to do anything for their own gain- and she continues not bothering to look at Jean. "You thought Nate as your own and ignored your own daughter...yet, Scott is the only one who seems to still remember her"

Jean says nothing as she watches Scott and Kitty talk -whatever is about Utopia or how to deal with Krakoa is not important right now- and she wonders why she never bothers to check on Rachel Grey.

Thanks to Scarlet Witch, Utopia is back and unlike Krakoa there´s a chance of organic change into a real country-Emma Frost is taking diplomacy like a fish to the water and all the surviving mutants have no more complaints in regards Scarlet Witch, at least, it appears so- and Captain Pryde looks at Nightcrawler who looks still befuddled by everything, yet, refuses to leave Kitty behind.

If Pheonix wants a fight...she´ll get one...but if Rachel wants revenge...can I give this to her?