Peggy: I’m going to Taco Bell, you want anything?
Eliza, crying: I want my husband back!
Peggy: ....yeah I got like 12 dollars
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Eliza: *writes letter to Washington telling him to send Hamilton home*
Washington: Oh hey look AN EXCUSE TO SEND HAMILTON OUT
Washington: *to Hamilton* LEAVE A**HOLE
Hamilton: But sir-
Washington: *pushes out door* You got a pregnant wife NOW LEAVE
Washington: Ahhh finally some PEACE and QUIET for once..
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