#incomprehensible bullshit

[lemonastims]

gonna make an updated f/o list but in the meantime gonna share some unexplainable bullshit on my phone that makes me giggle

[spider-artdump]

[sockhatingsapphic]

someone remind me in the morning to edit the laundry basket meme to take the word "spicy" away from tiktok users

[thapunqueen]

you cant take this guy anywhere bruh does he realize theres like 30 miles between Novac and Vegas GET UP !!!!!!!!!

[veritablenonsense]

I love how completely Nonsense orv sounds out of context. You say "i loved the part where the main character turns into a lovecraftian monster while cosplaying sun wukong" or "it was really tense when the protagonist threatened that dumpling" and an orv fan will nod and agree but anyone else will look at you like you've grown a third head

[so-very-small]

Borrowers are actually real, they were just super into aviation ahead of us. Like the Wright Brothers are an absolute slay don’t get me wrong, but borrowers were rigging prototype helicopters in abandoned fields before Da Vinci was even born. Their compact size makes them fucking astounding at flying. They actually built their first outer space rocket in 1832. In 1920, they all hated swing and big band music so much that all tinies preformed a mass exodus via their interstellar rockets, and now they all live on the moon. That’s why you don’t see borrowers irl anymore. Yeah. They only listen to ragtime and orchestral music up there.

[daisies-on-a-cup]

"you will" "me will" "me hannibal" has rotted my brain and im confusing it with my interpersonal perception gaze beam thats directed at both of those two men. yeah, you will and me hannibal, but what about you us? what about, yes you will and me hannibal but actually "WE will" and "WE hannibal"..... what about "this is all i ever wanted for you, will. for both us." "it's beautiful" ..... what about "we're conjoined. im curious if either of us can survive the separation"..... what about the two headed calf that sees twice as many possibilities only bc of its second head but knows it will die by morning, too beautiful to last.... what about "i've never known myself as well as i know myself when i'm with him".... WHAT ABOUT "YOU AND I HAVE BEGUN TO BLUR".....

[qmorningcrew]

i know like some people are making quackity cringefail jokes considering how fast his plan got messed up. but like. he didn’t seem to care. he still seemed like he was certain he was still control. he didn’t fight back. he didn’t try. he gave dapper up so fast. he chose to log off.

idk just something that always made him so cringefail to me was how he would give everything to a plan or something and it would still get messed up and fall through. he’d give an effort, mess it up, get stopped, etc

but like. he didn’t give effort. he was like. thats fine. you’re involved now tho and thats your own fucking fault. didn’t seem to mind in the end they’d gotten involved instead saying that it didn’t have to be that way, but it was going to be now.

[wolflover33100aj]

CHOKE

No thank you, I'm good

[yourlocalenbyreblogs]

actively making fanart for ramshackle like

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[marc--chilton]

rip adam you would have loved pulling bogos binted on all ur clients

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

i feel like i can sympathize with that person in tma who ate that computer tbh. microprocessors just feel like they’re meant for you to bite them in a fit of rage. maybe if i consume the technology then i will become one with the science and my code will stop having so many fucking errors in it

[dravidious]

You're more amazing than cuts

I opened the mountain door in Tunic! And now I'm decoding the instruction manual's text! One thing that's disappointing but also a huge relief is that

the secret text is actually English, not a special made-up language. I was pacing back and forth wondering how I could possibly figure anything out, and I finally checked an online guide for hints and the hints were. really weird?? Like, "this is the word for sword, but why does it only have 2 characters?" Like what? Why SHOULDN'T it have only 2 characters? That's just the word for sword in this made-up language right? Then one of the hints made it clear that it was supposed to represent the English word "sword", just written in a weird gimmicky way. Once I realized it was all just English, it was smooth sailing.

Still, that's pretty mean to anyone playing the game in a different language. I was even like "well it can't possibly just be English because the text stays the same when you change the language setting" but uh. Nope. I guess just fuck you if you don't know English.

[sunshades]

if i can cook this. if i can do it. i promise it's going to be so good. i promise.

[damnpotatoe]

nothing against the dutch but why do you sound like you’re talking german in an english accent?? or like the sims language????

[peepee-poopoo-lord]

this was at one point my prized possession. the source is lazaris backstory which i had watched SO MANY TIMES i stil think abt it sometimes…